Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

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[@czanderrr]

Mark: "was it hard to run with the dress?" 😂

[@arcticdragon104]

We need that fight story tho. Then I'll send money on patreon

[@djlansing2724]

42:30 "... was it hard to run with the dress?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love your brain Mark Normand

[@GorbyP]

His brain?? That's literally a tired, hacky boomer joke, I guess you'd love my uncle's brain too

[@Rokuro1]

Solid Greg Ep

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

I just found a cat at a park and I took him home and idk what to do:( he's malnourished but cuddly and sweet and currently hiding in my garage. He sat on my lap almost 2 hours other than the occasional wander around the back seat. He kept meowing but as long as I meowed back, he was fine. Idk what to do here

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

[@fisty539]

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 any skin infections or fleas? I had a cat just wander in I think it got lost and wouldn't leave the house, or would scratch the door if I shut it after like 10-15 mins (doing her biz). Super malnourished I had to take it to the vet since she kept throwing up, got flea treatment and pills for her not working-well kidney (bout $350 total), then liquid food>jelly food>solid food. Her hair came back nicely but yeah fleas, had to spray the whole house. she was happy after that, more outgoing not scratching all the time, seemed very happy (I think). After all this for 5 months a guy knocks on my door asking if it was my cat, I said no but she won't leave, he said it's his and just took her, I asked for proof but he said I stole her and would come back and beat me up etc. Clawing and scratching at the doors, I felt real bad, also dunno what to do

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

@@fisty539 I have a couple bites today but I don't think I've seen many on her. And that's crazy, it sounds like that dude isn't someone you need in your life, sucks for the poor kitty though

[@fisty539]

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 Couple bites in bed or just on sofa, might need to get that under control but it depends. For sure though, never met him before, but yeah it wasn't pleasant. Saw the same cat later on and she ran over wouldn't leave, again accused of stealing. Offered the meds and frontline stuff I got but yeah, sucks for the cat

[@OvernightCountFraud2024]

Mark even your throwaway lines kill me. "and then we threw em' in a dumpster, like a newborn"

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

I turned gay when he said that

[@rebeccaanne8546]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 🤣🤣🤣

[@antoniorafaelbatista3648]

I spilled my coffee when I heard this one 🤣🤣

[@colleenann772]

That wasn’t funny. What a sick world. Killing a newborn? Wtf

[@OvernightCountFraud2024]

@@colleenann772 what do you think about the October 7th attacks on Israelis launched from Gaza and the Israeli response?

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

"Out of the kindness of his own asshole." ~Joe List

[@isaiahawsomeone]

Solid ep guys , joe , don’t worry if you guys don’t have zingers every second , I tune in just to vibe , I just enjoy seeing you guys on screen.

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

[@Amir.Hendrix]

@@AgendaInMind not reading that

[@zlatkoigric5084]

@@Amir.Hendrix agree

[@bennimmo1615]

It's funny how self conscious Joe is. I've watched his specials 10 times over..... I listened to this podcast 3 times today. And then came home just to see Greg on the vid!

[@bennimmo1615]

@@Amir.Hendrix I did and got AIDS

[@sixdin]

The bradio is sphitting at mayeeh

[@elliotpoplawski767]

beautiful cat

[@kristozz]

My favourite ep in a long time, true expression of the friendship coming out Love your work queefs!

[@NowImGonnaStarve]

Hot ep

[@nolanhenik5813]

We are two episodes away from the cat robbing Joe.

[@besto764]

Just discovered joes movie review channel with Raanan. Few episodes with Louie too. Quality

[@telephantasm4070]

Yeah! I saw 2 episodes with Louie! Do you remember if there's any more?

[@earlyandoften]

Raanan has the objectively worst movie opinions of anyone who discusses film publicly

[@tip4tip852]

Can't wait for the Netflix special Mark! Showed everyone I know 'Out to Lunch.' And not a single negative review!! Already a legend man! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇦🇺

[@calebgraham7055]

I just saw that 02/02/22 is a Tuesday... I think we should get an extra special ep that day

[@DesignRhythm]

nice! ..just had an acid flashback

[@youtubeaccount3402]

Dicks out special ep

[@trkddy]

My B-Day

[@informationageenterprise2184]

Praise Allah and kiss me on the lips!

[@zlatkoigric5084]

if thatz not gay, i dunno what iz.

[@cjkewley]

Good to see Greg again! Queef!

[@samanthab1923]

I love a big fat fluffy cat. Especially one who can detect a cat hater a mile away. 😂🐱

[@kidwolfman]

"...a tit in the wild." got me 😂

[@maxdmer03]

You spooked it!

[@nathanzaslow5614]

You guys have the best back and forth in the biz. Keep it up dads!!!

[@brooklynnomad]

Literally laughing out loud at Joe’s Salt Lake City story with the crazies. Hahahaha

[@Michele1ELL]

Me too, absolutely hilarious to picture Joe in that situation

[@pratyush2604]

Can you tell the timestamp

[@leeleeleelee420]

joe got me with that brief radiohead serenade LOL

[@jpprice14duh]

Is it sad that I've listened to all of your shows on a podcast app? This is the first time I've watched. Lol

[@fisty539]

ohhhhh buddy, look out for greg he's wild! Official 3rd mic gay

[@Michele1ELL]

I was at the show Mark is talking about. It was wild.

[@treylyde999]

Cute thumbnail, too! Mich

[@huntbones3363]

We should do bluechew together

[@janpavel1441]

Them wondering where Latin came from is one of the most American things I've witnessed in weeks lmao

[@adamnienke3633]

Flogging Molly!

[@jamesk7416]

you guys are the best. i never miss an ep. and if there's no new eps i look for old ones!

[@portlandsamber]

It's amazing how fast TWS goes by vs We Might Be Drunk where I find myself looking at the time like... Feels like a really long pod... Oh, nope. Just 44 minutes in. 😆

[@greatscott175]

Joe and Mark telling 2-4 stories vs Sam and Mark talking about 261 different topics Ngl I love both anyway

[@JoeSmoe215]

Unpopular opinion, Sam isn't that funny. I know I know, I hate being this guy but he never made me laugh

[@mattmergy7050]

@@JoeSmoe215 Im with ya pal. COMEDY

[@Mmarquez911]

@@JoeSmoe215 I disagree. His angles and jokes are solid as fuck. I think that being funny is his job and he wants to be more relaxed when he’s doing a podcast where you drink with a friend. Mark is hilarious, but I feel like he can’t let his mind wander too far or else he gets anxious which is why he never turns the comedy off.

[@JoeSmoe215]

@@Mmarquez911 I understand. I was going off his stand up as well. He just isn't my favorite.

[@TBlow]

can confirm wegmans individually wrapped sandwich shop cookies are the shiznit

[@wolffygal9609]

I’m curious, what type of cookie is it? No Wegman’s near me.

[@teelorp8306]

I started choking when you guys did Mary's accent

[@samanthab1923]

His whiskers are his antenna

[@tylerdixon8178]

I love you two and i love this pod. Thank you for your work. Never stop

[@greatscott175]

4:10 Greg appears

[@Mr.McCarthyism]

Ghost of Tom Joad

[@jonaslocao1690]

I can't believe 6k people watched this and only 300 or so gave a like! How can you live with yourself

[@Danielacastillohi]

I loved Twofer Sullivan in the Found Boys

[@chancewalker7687]

Greg and Joe's balls should be credited guests

[@joecarl5473]

Remember that wave Mark!!!! Imagine surfing it every night!!! You can do it!!!! Sounds incredible! Can't wait to hear it!!!! Great ep boys!! Congrats Kevin Hart!

[@TurdFerguson456]

I think I'm going to steal your cat, Nark Mormand!

[@kenjen]

Joe "It Heals" List.

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

big ass cat!!

[@robtdocher8051]

there was lotta luv in this pod and genuine laughs

[@the_Rade]

Great pod, great guys

[@ANTIC602]

40:42 "Love a walk call phone"....

[@brycestanhope2258]

This is my third episode and they have still yet to make eye contact

[@jeffreyleblanc5676]

Joe said " butt...in a chewable form" in the first read. Classic List!

[@deadstellarengine]

Papa is making the gravy , womb temperature for gargling

[@DesignRhythm]

80/20 Ground Queef right here

[@brownkemosabe]

Ey ISU t shirt! Go cyclones!! Miss Ames.

[@MrSesseLind]

Great energy!

[@BrickTop06]

Pants!!! I don't have to question my sexuality for an entire ep while Joe's lil Jose stares at me.

[@thedude1316]

Joe looks like he is bulking up a bit. Way to go JOOOOE!

[@nitcholas]

Love the intro fellas and the content is good as ever

[@yakuza73117]

Mark, please post that set! I’m hard over here!

[@nicks6657]

Lovin the gregson in the episodes

[@Claystation3636]

Radiohead and GNR references in the same pod!

[@DanOhCaptainDaniel]

This is still going on? One of the first podcasts I listened to back in 2014

[@thomaskeyboard]

best ep in ages. great stories, irreverant banter

[@dzind]

Join the Patreon for the early/bonus eps, stay for the wide open comment section **elaine voice** "Look at these wide lanes. Sooo luxurious."

[@bebopBiGsHoT]

Thumbs up ! Bums up !

[@BrickTop06]

Definitely take questions. That was an awesome episode when you guys did that.

[@beazyb]

Fuck the questions

[@cndngal27]

@@beazyb I agree, most pods I watch that do this I skip that part (except Theo's)

[@JohnDelVentomusic]

The opening 🤣

[@powershift2024]

Li'l Joey List-tightest pants in the business. Great pod guys, both scattin' and bee-boppin' all over the place.

[@wiggityp]

They're be boppin and scattin and I'll losing it!

[@sk8b1rd]

we’re all guilty of karen too much

[@cuddleking12]

Love it! Comedy!

[@JeffNixonComedy]

“I’ve been through some shit. 8 wives. My kids gay. I’m black.”

[@superdeluxesmell]

Am paddy. Can endorse that sung Irish accent.

[@559fishing9]

Joe list is diary of a wimpy kid as a adult

[@crawfordtj]

@joelist Latin comes from Latium, which was what the area around Rome was known as.

[@utsabray8594]

Love the Radiohead shoutout, Joe!

[@jonaslocao1690]

"is that not good black?" 😅😅😅😅

[@Densmith43]

WOW ! Get yourself some old clothes to wear . Take some protection . Or a big Bouncer . LAUGHED SO HARD. !

[@floydawaight49]

Another great show. Salt Lake City at night is, Satan's Taint. What do you call it when you run for your life? It's a Joelist. Just imagine, someone, somewhere right now, is doin a Joelist and feeling damn good about it. I vote Mushrooms... PeaceOrElse

[@suzzanecardelfe777]

Joe rub some vics vapor rub on that Bruise

[@maxdmer03]

What about the Black and White cookie

[@SlapNSniff]

Just watched the new ep on Gaytreon! Great ep! You guys who aren't subbed are in for a treat next week!

[@johnbolton2149]

Show starts at 1:55

[@matguerra333]

I REALLY got you in SL city, I didn't think the crackhead costume was going to work again. Hope you learned your lesson. Keep your head on a swivel, YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT AT A BAR BEFORE!

[@Mandingo5802]

4:08 you're welcome

[@Cucumber_Jones]

Upvote numbah 69! 👍🏻Comedy!

[@malikshabazz2065]

I'm gay!

[@theseesh9163]

I'm gonna keep liking and commenting until these boys get that 100m Spotify deal

[@Klocaine237]

Marks doing the short stroke.

[@xrmighty]

Special offer for the gaaaze x)

[@morgangrey1301]

5:07 I went zip ... !

[@charliebrown7686]

💯 correct about Salt lake City

[@deepknk3581]

'A nipple on plane' -Joe List

[@El_Chompo]

lol what happened to Mark he got even funnier and quicker with his quips. I love it

[@Stoned_skits420]

He’s about to take off to the next level

[@the_chronic_casual1146]

"God hates flagon" 😂😂😂 Mark is seriously the funniest dude on earth not named Tim Dillon 😂😂😂

[@willrowe6088]

Yes. Two diff kinds of funny, equally effective.

[@wanna1002]

No one gonna point out Mark has the biggest cat on the planet ?

[@rileygally2967]

Just watched Mark smoke a blunt on Geto Boys pod! Comedy!

[@michaelrenouf9173]

He didn’t smoke on that

[@wolffygal9609]

@@michaelrenouf9173 Yeah I watched the whole Geto Boys pod and never saw him smoke anything.

[@1997HTAA]

I would love to hear Mark’s best set, it’d be great if he sold it

[@Tarmac76]

Sandwich cookie?

[@richardphilpott1225]

it's the red shoes

[@williamfoster5150]

I think I found Joe's issue. That backpack with those shoes. What da

[@CurtStoever]

Greg.

[@Chris-P]

Surf's up!

[@CellAmen]

It’s not your business what other people think about you. It’s not your business what other people think about.

[@travisfield9769]

what movie is joe shooting

[@rebeccaanne8546]

kitty ❤

[@robertrodriguez578]

Murphy Queefs 22:52

[@RY-od9jc]

How are these comments 6 days old?

[@JDPLOWER]

Patreon time travel

[@irishdylan1993]

Watching this while munching on blue chew in my sheath underwear

[@GetKoLikeYoFatherUsedTo]

40:53 😂😂😂