Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

[@portlandsamber]

The cat cam is gold.

[@maguy8133]

We're all gay

[@Monosaccaride]

Joe: Do I suck. Do you hate me?.. Fuck , did I ruin the show- Mark: R A Y C O N !!!

[@derek.seaborn]

I was dying at that part.. after Joe’s insecurity monologues in the time leading up to it, and then that.. it was hilarious to me.

[@teelorp8306]

Joe is as passive aggressive as a middle age mom in the suburbs

[@nathanmeyer5364]

Mark would fit perfectly into Curb as a character or himself. I know they’ve done the new season but hope he gets on the next one or something.

[@jerrilehane7815]

So RIGHT MAN ! Slam Dunk,Right??? You see it!

[@dylanfrazier7750]

@@jerrilehane7815 😂😂

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@NeonGutters]

@@AgendaInMind 😂

[@mwara2444]

Don't you got to be 60 to get on that show, reverse agism

[@jasonl9515]

joe: "fuck did I ruin the show?" 😆 classic joe

[@emmetLshavinski]

My favorite part of Joe's last appearance on Rogan was when he asked in the middle of the episode "Is this the worst podcast you've ever done?"

[@jasonl9515]

your dad doesnt love you

[@experienceaccelerated7039]

​@@emmetLshavinski And he was right to have that feeling, Joe is so bad, sometimes gives literally zero fucks about who hes talking to.

[@MahckMedia]

24:24 I'm starting to think I'm watching the GREATEST tag team podcast ever? lolll Mark n Joe just flow so well

[@anthonyagosta8431]

They rock and they roll

[@trkddy]

And Greg

[@bluesslider76]

I was howling when mark mimicked the gay airport guy. The look on his face 😆

[@thaboot3378]

Mark flicking off the cat right in the face was hilarious..

[@GorbyP]

You mean flip???

[@MegaSogni]

This is the funniest podcast/banter ever

[@Jonathan-2000]

I sit here singing the intro song with full effort every Tuesday like it’s Christmas carols on Christmas morning

[@III-vg4dp]

"He turned like a velociraptor..." haha

[@kylemcgill2966]

The impression 😂

[@adammarchand1162]

girls girls girls is definitely motley crue. YOURE KILLING ME JERRY

[@dzind]

Loved the subtle Liar Liar quote by Mark haha

[@Banks4004]

That airport story is hilarious. You could EASILY have a lawsuit against them if you karen'ed it up

[@informationageenterprise2184]

I think TSA is basically exempt from law suits

[@DannySullivanMusic]

could not agree more. 10000% right dude

[@ItsNotShakespeare]

This could be in his special hahahaha

[@petey604]

" My friendship is my gift "

[@herpallday1284]

“Did you lose someone in 9/11” “No I missed a singing telegram” I love seeing these two Instagram pages and then hearing a story the next week.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@produdesir4171]

Mark: he’s(the cat) getting better Joe: at what? 😂😂

[@dfens666]

I love the fact that Joe hates the cat and Mark is completely unaware.

[@mattmergy7050]

Joes intimidated. He knows he’s getting showed up

[@JoseManuel-ht8hq]

On one of the episodes he stated that him being scared/hating the cat is just a bit

[@christophermichaels6569]

I loved the “Get Out” reference Mark 😂 Jesus.

[@iFish12]

Greg is goddamn photogenic

[@PrivasGuitar]

I love the cat shot wherein Greg is desperately trying to fuck the audio. You're a wizard, Chuck! Also, as always, thanks for the ep and keep the yucks comin'.

[@RyanJC1992]

Lovely use of wherein.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

this is 1000% spot on.

[@patrick815]

Nice new camera setup!

[@mojosooner]

Flipping off the cat- Mark is top notch

[@chikato7106]

More like Tuesdays with Stoners... I love kicking back and taking a dab to this pod

[@j.b.7133]

lol k

[@jackfranks7160]

Reggie!!! 😂😂😂💀

[@steve7015]

woo haha !

[@malibuice650]

HEEEEYYYYYYY!!!

[@nigheist003]

Mark describing the female at the airport and Reggie 42:00 minutes in, im in tears laughing

[@jerrilehane7815]

You got a flaming case of the Tuesdays with WooWoo.

[@rawpower12xu]

17:09 Great Van Morrison song 😂

[@malikshabazz2065]

I love how we got another description of a yodel this ep.

[@piccalillies]

"Deuteromony is stuck together " 😂

[@cwarnkecomedy]

Mark doing faces with dead eyes during the ads is the best thing :D

[@orangeyewglad]

Louie getting ice cream on his arm and having it pointed out is straight out of an episode of Louie

[@rawpower12xu]

God Damn I Hope this cheers me up from the Norm news today. Totally crushed. I hope we get some heartfelt stories from the guys next ep.

[@michaelp8995]

wanted to hear more from the red rocks mark!

[@Danielacastillohi]

I can’t wait for this movie! Joe List the Auteur!

[@matthewjamison]

It's gotta be pure 💩, with Joe as the lead

[@michaelp8995]

mark is comedically a step ahead of everyone

[@zachledd7143]

Joe I liked listening to you do thirty on that topic, attests to how well you flow together I didn’t realize it was half over either

[@jacob6878]

"He turned like a velociraptor" 😂😂😂

[@trkddy]

Greg should have been in Joe's movie The camera loves him

[@mattmergy7050]

Everyone loves Greg …………… except Joe

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

“BMS” Blow Me Seats. 😂😂

[@jessebremner5209]

Mark should start answering yes when Joe asks if he hates him or if he ruined the show

[@elliottobelliotnwaobi4779]

"I dont shine shoes no more." Love this reference

[@bentleypizza]

Happy Easter!! Love you both like Nephews!!! So Proud!!

[@1feloniouspunk]

Mark's story was bonkers." Like a velociraptor." :-D Hope Joe joins another movie quick! I mean, yikes! We get, it you wanna be a director. You can do that!

[@1feloniouspunk]

Reggie Velociraptor!

[@1feloniouspunk]

Or Joe wants to live somewhere like that movie-location.

[@1feloniouspunk]

Yeah, the more I think about it, Joe had so much fun in that house and nice people around. The story of this show is about Joe forcing himself to have New York spirit which causes him to miss that movie-cabin spirit that he really wants.

[@thesegotoelevan]

Mark, Bert and Dave killed at Red Rocks! So happy I went. Absolutely spectacular

[@wakenow1]

Mark and Dave killed. Bert ...not so much.

[@amandapanda3208]

Just saw Mark at the west palm beach improv and he was amazing. Wasn’t sure if my husband would be impressed because I’m the one with the crush and I’m the tuesgay…husband laughed the whole time and said mark is clearly a real professional comic!! Got to meet him afterwards and I gave him an Incredible Hulk card along with some chocolate treats and liquid iv!!

[@royeaston6067]

You'd have to be mad to eat food from a fan lol.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

I love the cat being a feature in this episode

[@jonathancarranza6046]

Joe or Mark, if you're reading this, releasing the video one week after the audio only hurts KZbin views. Patreon content should be extra content, behind the scenes or shit like that. This format only confuses people.

[@treysmith2490]

Shout out to Destin Florida that's where I live listening from there

[@chrispankratz9386]

This might be the greatest cat pod :D

[@MrEggula]

you'll put so much on to this one too. im gonna hape to even it so it's rosehr for ALL TIME!

[@dbrey2635]

Mark flipping the cat off three times is great.

[@zlatkoigric5084]

isn't flippin' a bird,or anyone, the greatest thing ever invented by human kind? iz stress reducing and iz easy to do.

[@GeanuReeves]

Another hilarious episode! I saw Mark in West Palm twice. He killed! Can’t believe I met the guy! Gotta see Joe next.

[@lukehmaxw]

💯 percent the cat made the show!! 😍

[@jad9479]

U guys rock n the cat is cool

[@matguerra333]

I really need to get some of this money stuff everyone is yapping about. Man.

[@SamBassComedy]

Joe "everythings free" but I paid $700 for the tickets. Okay bro! IT's totally free. lol

[@alcorraalb6029]

Woo woo this was my favorite podcast😂

[@1H4NDC14PP1N6]

Love the different camera angles! Feels way more profesh! Queef it up sloppy jalopies!

[@BlackSabotage100]

The woo woo story can easily be a Tarantino scene.

[@whiskeylinux]

A bungalow is "like a cabin but gayer." - Mark :D

[@navarremarshall]

"Deuteronomy is stuck together" LMAO

[@AntonioThunderbottom]

Get it together List!

[@simonarcher1510]

Love the Greg coverage.

[@iFish12]

Bungalows are anything that has no upstairs. Main floor and a basement usually

[@markhayhurst1496]

good stories; enjoyment

[@1feloniouspunk]

My fave episode ever!!!!!!!

[@ryanparadissis9115]

I get it I would be a little mad at missing something like that too. sounds like normal feelings.

[@bigchungus2013]

“And then you married her” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Chris-P]

Oh shit, just heard that Norm Macdonald died today!! Hope you guys talk about him on the next one.

[@BrickTop06]

Some great chatter over on We Might Be Drunk about it. They found out in real time on a livestream ep.

[@BrickTop06]

@Pix Zle on their patreon. Totally worth it.

[@jerrilehane7815]

@@BrickTop06 yeah good heads-up YOU GOTTA check out the pain Mark showed broad-sided,devastated for his hero. Shaken...BRUTAL.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

@@jerrilehane7815 yea man he got wet around the eyes there. I know from being a mild compared to him comedy fan and I felt it in my heart. Bc norm was so pure. Only celeb death that ever really shook my day up

[@septimiusslivka4457]

Damn so pissed I missed this show!

[@GerritCoulter]

Penalty for the hockey game: Burning a Cross-Checking

[@spacejamgoliath]

Mark makes a solid pitch for Bruce

[@capealio]

28:31 Mark reads the Ring ad

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I ready to watch this but I gotta dial it down a bit here: Lay it on me, you freaking queefs!

[@chuckcarmichael7835]

The cat is a Diva

[@rickardo3950]

Joe makes jokes that he’s Hollywood, but he is being kinda Hollywood.

[@thernius4284]

Hollywood is the new hispter

[@thernius4284]

If you deny you're Hollywood, you're the most Hollywood, & if you're Hollywood, you hate Hollywood people

[@mattmergy7050]

Tell em sister

[@GorbyP]

And nothing became of the movie whatsoever, everyone still hates joe 🤣🤣

[@rickardo3950]

@@GorbyP not yet

[@mikemac6265]

I guess I’ll be the only comment on the cool delta spirit shirt! Love that band.

[@warlordy]

Girls Girls Girls is Motley Crue, not Poison

[@BrickTop06]

These chooches have the worst music taste and can't even flow with the most basic of song references. But that's why I love em...complete comedy savants to the exclusion of everything else.

[@MrUrech]

Woo. Woodoowoo, i bring this to you, to see about you and your crew, and what you guys are gonna do

[@zachledd7143]

When mark said woo woo I thought he did another big fat fentanyl Xanax and drank too much

[@thomasavilla6438]

Here for Greg.

[@jimmyfanucci8273]

Mark, why don't you come to Seattle? No good clubs?

[@Andreromero11782]

Normand got hit with that westcoast comedy lifestyle

[@Troplord]

Greg the Meth head lmao. Great Van Morrison song.

[@SuperCracker1990]

He should have taken food out other people in the stands to stick it tothe park lmao

[@alcorraalb6029]

1:00:47 😂😂😂 made me laugh so fricken hard

[@Chris-P]

Fake banter for the algo 😎

[@dawleymatthew]

Thats all i know how to do

[@awolstatvs80]

I'll tell ya off camera, if I tell these people they're gonna take their own lives... Lol only thing funnier is Mark thinking tickets for a tennis final are 1,000 dollars

[@AustinTillison]

how much are tickets for a tennis final? i'm genuinely curious

[@michaelquinn4137]

@@AustinTillison One thousand dollars

[@WKRP187]

@@AustinTillison according to commentor below they're between 6k-9k for finals. That's just stuff I heard!!!

[@tuckerdixon8032]

Is $1k too much or too little?

[@AustinTillison]

@@WKRP187 wow!!! joe really is hollywood now lol

[@franklopez3928]

Can everyone else see Mark’s booger or am I the only one watching on an 82” TV

[@j.b.7133]

22:00 IMAGINE BELIEVING THE COMMISSION REPORT.

[@DamnWow]

Why doesn’t Greg get his own close up?

[@catsinjello]

This

[@klekster12]

He did… asking before watching..?

[@capealio]

This episode confirms 1 out of 3 TSA agents are insane

[@sampalladio9122]

Also …been viewing videos of 9/11 .. spiritual … London Tuesdays luv u guys

[@AvonNabors]

Anyone know What are mark’s shoes are called ?

[@lalalalalalalala403]

New Balance MS1300V1 in white and mallard blue!! just spent 20 mins trying to find them for myself lmaooo

[@morticianjosh7116]

Mark play Joe in a game of skate. Joe has chooch legs

[@PretENDOgolf]

I dont think joe could even stand on a board. He like the guy who talks about tricks at the session but just sits there the entire time

[@terrestrialsoup]

*pre show "Hey, Mark. you wanna wear blue pants and New Balance this episode?"

[@alexkang7360]

I love how joe has these shitty days reminds me of seinfeld or curb

[@joecarl5473]

Amazing pod!!! Got to see the Red Rocks show Mark. It was incredible!!!! The puffy shirt was a nice touch! Can't wait to see the movie Joe!!!! Really sounds like it's gonna be a winner!!! Cool shirt as well!!!! Got to see Delta Spirit play Red Rocks earlier this season!!! Keep up the good queefs!!!!!!

[@maxkielbasa6079]

Mark will you be in my movie? It's called High Fiving 105...about a college proffesor who teaches high 5 ing.