Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

[@Jointroller89]

At the brea gig mark asked a woman in the crowd if she was married and she said she was a widow. Marks face was priceless. So awkward hahaha

[@letsssgooo4618]

Wish he’d of told that story damn

[@thomasmartin90]

😮

[@adamlawson5021]

Not even five minutes in and Mark already says midget. 😂

[@madcat5965]

“One guy had a chainsaw and I was like ‘circumcise me!’ Woowoowoo” Best I’ve felt in a while. Comedy!

[@joey_ferrari24]

Hey hey

[@AgendaInMind]

There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

[@BrickTop06]

This energy is vintage TWS. Gotta think its Chuck. Joe really does well with a crowd.

[@AgendaInMind]

There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

[@NickKautz]

I don't know what Mark was describing , but it wasn't acid. Joe had it right.

[@whataloadofbollox]

12:40 "you killed it fatty" when Mark says that with so much affection it's just the best.

[@visgraatje859]

Been following Mark for a few years, kinda on the fence about the pod until lately. You could say I was Tuescurious, but I'm a fullblown Tuesgay now. Love the podddd

[@vstvk]

Same

[@bradhouston4734]

Aussie Tuesgay here! I love them both. It’s so refreshing as someone who grew up in the 80’s and 90’s. No PC shizer here

[@anthonylinscheid9884]

“We should name a woman or a minority” 😂

[@LastWord]

Pandering

[@OddManGraham]

No one said they don't like the cat. Joe is the one who said he doesn't like the cat and he is using imaginary people to speak for him. I love the cat and I am by no means a cat person. Mostly I love the cat because it drives Joe crazy.

[@kylevids3951]

Have you ever seen the movie “Wanderlust”? In the movie they find this cabin and theres an old guy that just name drops everyone he knows. Thats Joe.

[@jonix9012]

You are right

[@alanbauer9959]

I feel like if a cat suddenly appeared this would be an even better episode

[@herpallday1284]

Mark with the clean air max 90’s

[@morisslg]

Do you know which cw this is?

[@herpallday1284]

@@morisslg yea brotha this is the air max 90 USA denim 🤘🏾

[@morisslg]

@@herpallday1284 thx buddy ;) ✌️they are fire btw

[@ryanfreeman9078]

Forget those haters, J-List. More cat content imo. Much more cat content. Perhaps an entire episode where Mark just pets the cat, offers it treats, brushes it and praises it.

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

When joe said “you roast people you love so I’m skipping Tony” was the most brutal part of the roast 😂😂

[@inkonpaperhero]

I don't know man Shane's roast was pretty brutal lol. Just straight-up mean.

[@anthonyfragassi1906]

This is a killer Ep! Thank you both so much for your help in keeping me sane at work!

[@gestefanobriones8674]

I have a fever and the only subscription I can get is more cat talk

[@letsssgooo4618]

The cat itself is fine. It’s joe’s constant commentary on what the cats doing like it’s something crazy. When it’s just doing cat things. So every show it’s, “omg this cat. He’s doing something crazy”.

[@alanbauer9959]

This was maybe the best episode yet besides the fact that there was not enough cat

[@davidperez5089]

There's never enough kitties! Hehe

[@marke2959]

At Skankfest Joe was the funniest comedian at the roast! Way to bring it Joe!

[@tip4tip852]

Joe absolutely destroyed the roast!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🇦🇺

[@cwarnkecomedy]

mark doing faces during ads is the only reason why i dont skip ads on this pod

[@BrickTop06]

PLEASE SOMEONE GET THIS MESSAGE TO JOE: no one is complaining about the cat. You literally made that up. We complain when he's not there and when you abuse him. Gregory is a national treasure.

[@sealife12]

I complain about the comments about the cat, this one really stinks in particular.

[@BrickTop06]

@@sealife12 hey it may stink but at least I'm not that thousand post Alan guy in here who needs a full reboot...

[@sealife12]

@@BrickTop06 yeah that shit is played out, would like to see him excommunicated

[@TheDJOblivion]

The show just hasn't been the same since jealous Joe banished Gregory.

[@BrickTop06]

@TheDJOblivion agree. I also stand behind my comment even reading it now two years later.

[@some______guy]

I'm getting back into the pod. Love to see how big it's gotten and it's better than ever.

[@alanbauer9959]

If someone read every one of my cat comments please give your cat that you for sure have a hug from me

[@pondertheorb2304]

the cat is one of the best things to happen to the show, always doing some wacky shit, It adds the element of surprise. please don't vacuum seal it.

[@_nosocial]

36:00 min in…. Joes face…”Oh Fuck” lmao, “He’s arguing back”! Lmao

[@Chris-P]

Joe is on fire! Lol great ep, fatty's

[@davidperez5089]

Camera work is improving too.

[@babalootukeke]

Episode is good. Joe's good mood is good. Cat is good. Bring back cat.

[@theunstoppabledriver6978]

It’s the 100% off the Feels 😋

[@TheDJOblivion]

Must. Have. Cat.

[@rhysjdmusic]

30:51 - Polaris is a sick band too! 🤘

[@squeechsqueechins2584]

The Pete and Pete Polaris?!?!?!?!

[@chancewalker7687]

I had beer come out of my nose on the "Two terms joke"

[@TaysGamez]

Greg is awesome, just like List's ability to smuggle two pugs fighting over a sausage in the front of his pants.

[@Red_Twizzler]

Wooaaah multi-cam. Movin’ on up!

[@greenstreet9745]

this ep is the best ep!

[@reneschoolderman7835]

They cut the part joe talks about his favorite baseball player, that he also uses as a password. On spotify you can hear the entire thing, but it's all bleeps and bloops.

[@AgendaInMind]

There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

[@BrickTop06]

Launch the Polaris! The end doesn't scare us!

[@rawpower12xu]

I'm intrigued by the beeping, and the TV show pilot ...

[@reneschoolderman7835]

Om spotify is a longer version, joe talks about his favorite baseball player. But it's also his password so they beeped the entire chunk.

[@rawpower12xu]

@@reneschoolderman7835 Thanks René Makes much more sense

[@ProMonke12309]

Love that part of this podcast with Joe talking shit too the cat 🐈

[@dubsbridge]

I NEED MORE GREG. MORE GREG IN EVERY EP CMON!!!!!!!!!!! GREG IS LUNCH!

[@scroopynoopers2892]

Great pod, great energy

[@josegarcia-is6wu]

What's with all the bleeping??

[@Divemaster_Dan]

Joe is so afraid of getting cancelled and his film getting shelved. He looks so nervous everytime mark starts going.

[@keithgreenan3177]

This podcast needs more cat and cowbell

[@greatscott175]

GREG IS CARRYING THE SHOW DON'T YOU DARE REMOVE HIM

[@fakeyawns]

Joe's Stop Sign joke about Gillis needing to stop drinking was a perfect joke. Hope you wrote that one!

[@jibba1681]

There’s nothing really Jewish about big jay, besides the fact he chains his wallet to himself

[@debaser38]

@@jibba1681 that was my fave line from the roast.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

A.C. Slater on a Delta flight😂😂

[@victorschweitzer5436]

HAHA JOE IS ON ONE THIS EP love it ya queefs!

[@alanbauer9959]

If your cat could talk would he tell Joe to man up and pet me?

[@PretENDOgolf]

Polaris makes snowmobiles and 4 wheelers. Joe crushed at the LJG roast! Louis Gomez has it posted up on his youtube if anyone wants to see it. Gillis was great too

[@BRAWLEO785]

We had an n do two terms! Hahahah That was effing halerious. Mark is the man.

[@jamesappleton5063]

hey guys, doing a great job, love the show, and I love the cat!

[@Xweapon9099]

Fomosexual 👌 Never had my sexuality described so perfectly.

[@misc0777]

Don't forget the Lyndon Johnson tapes in the 1960s.

[@mrmileskp]

Imagine if Mark would've gone to the roast festival & hung around, we'd of got one hell of a story 😟😟

[@mikehunn3871]

Yea acid is nothing like they portray in the movies. Its more just like euphoria and energy and everything is just really really fun. Its a great drug!

[@xmathmanx]

Who gets their information about anything from the movies?

[@kingbenjamin92]

I've yet to take a drug and it effect me like movies portray.

[@frarfarf]

But Mark saying it is like being drunk is bullshit! He's never had a hard dose. It's like you feel like you're insane cos your mind is operating completely different to normal and you are experiencing shit like 10 seconds at a time and kinda freaking out cos its so unusual... that'd why ppl have bad trips cos its just too overwhelming...

[@lostsoul2184]

that pool slave owner joke kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllled me :))))))))))))))))

[@Tanaka1943]

I loved how Joe didnt Say luis "J" Gomez at the end of his roast and you can see Luis literally angry with agony in the back, hilarious

[@pareja90210]

Shane yelling "Let's Go Brandon". Edgy.

[@sebm3029]

its pretty funny, only because its shane

[@TalkingThrones]

Love the pod, fellas.

[@matthewlundquist2152]

List had a great roast

[@robbycross3265]

Im here for the Cat, only watching pods from Marks apt so i can see the dragon.

[@likwidmagik]

Episodes without TuesGreg just aren't the same.... :( Loved it nonetheless.

[@MrEggula]

Beacuse, it could be an add additional to Just support .He was allowed really to become real (storely) lively hearing and their Because (because)

[@Lepocoloco]

Bob Saget and Gilbert was there. I love old episodes.

[@OK-ok3nz]

Write and produce an animated series with all these stories. FX will buy it.

[@day245]

Easily their best episode. Writing this 06/23

[@alanbauer9959]

If a cat went to Willy Wonkas Wonderland would he even like it?

[@nilfux]

Winter sucks, no glorious mooseknuckles. Booooo.

[@alanbauer9959]

If you give your cat dry food are you any better than the Nazis

[@chadfunkhouser8899]

Boy off the coast but west Seattle Boy I love it. It's my pleasure.

[@herpallday1284]

Wow dope to hear Joe knows the roach king Josh Potter

[@Charles-ij1ow]

16:17 What's everyone think said?

[@keithgreenan3177]

I think the cat was put in a room and the door closed.

[@alanbauer9959]

Someone told me like nine years ago that there are well over 200 too many mice in the world

[@robertgowdey]

Great episode Jerry!

[@alanbauer9959]

Top five favorite dogs! 1. Who cares where is the cat 2. Pug 3. Where the hell is the cat 4. Shiba Inu 5. Bring back the cat!!!!

[@Pile711]

Gay

[@alanbauer9959]

What kind of cat do you have? I'm talking about the one that wasn't in this episode

[@HaibertBuilds]

We love the cat

[@MelissaAnn420]

Bring back the cat.

[@alanbauer9959]

Anyone ever think to themselves, I wonder how that cat from Godfather is doing?

[@a.k.4o]

The single shot was perfect Chucky. We dont need the switch

[@SillyWonka]

Agreed

[@alanbauer9959]

What you should do is have your cat eat one tiny mouse each episode

[@chump203]

46:08 Reliving genuine rage.

[@efreinshtick]

I can't wait fir the Berlin show

[@PrivatelyHanging]

Long time listener, first time subscriber. It's kinda gay.

[@michaelmcvey679]

You gotta try the soup, Jerry....it's the best! #Mendy's

[@evil6564]

A bunch of comedians going to a steel panther show and not getting the joke. Now that's comedy.

[@alanbauer9959]

Top five favorite cats! 1. Orange 2. Marks cat 3. Cat that looked like my grandma's 4. Black cat 5. Sphynx

[@garydaly]

Great episode

[@mantistoboggan6982]

WHAT!!! MORE CAT PLEASE

[@pinhighdiscdyes]

How did Joe get Bobby Lee’s mic cable?

[@peglegsteve23]

Excellent!

[@alanbauer9959]

Don't tell mom the babysitter is dead great movie

[@MrEggula]

STRANGE TO HEAR (hear) and for the podcast is it for ur the one and someone (someone) plus it's not supposed

[@darrellweible3993]

Best ep

[@alanbauer9959]

You know what this is missing? A cat

[@ryanpivovar5090]

wait a second -- are there camera angles in this thing?

[@Kozhn]

I'm getting SHOOOOOOEEEEEES!

[@alanbauer9959]

I really hope Joe reads every cat comment I had and doesn't tell mark

[@alanbauer9959]

Is that cat that was in a prior episode the coolest cat ever or just your best friend?

[@rhettlink9805]

youve got ABS ✊🏿👁️🍻

[@malikshabazz2065]

2 of the GOATs of comedy

[@will6176]

We had an n do two terms … right outta left field!!!