Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@nikhilshirke293]

I’m grateful for getting this great pod with Joe List in it. Who are these maniacs hating on him?

[@leospaceman2976]

The Lists and Tollemaches

[@BooringBoo]

I love you Joe as much as Mark. Don't listen to them queefs!

[@joelm6631]

Meh....

[@AgendaInMind]

I love that Joe is sober as I can’t relate to alcohol lovers. I like that Mark is learning about the connection between what he eats and how it makes him feel. Most likely Mae has taught him wisely, but he’s willing to learn and improve his health. If only the alcohol went away too.

[@MissD934]

​@@AgendaInMindrr😊😊😊

[@thebenevolentsun6575]

I actually think Joe is slightly funnier than mark

[@joefondu]

I joined the Patreon this week. You guys are the best.

[@cathers_4236]

You just missed out on the deal fatty!

[@TuesdayswithStories]

You rule Joe! Happy to have ya!

[@a.k.4o]

Thank you gentlemen for always saving Monday night

[@powershift2024]

If Joe's gonna keep showing this much leg in all the podcasts, he needs a couple pair of panty hose. 1 to wear underneath his jorts and the other to put over top his head. Great ep fellas.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

“I’ll chime. I can chime.” 😂

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

11:19 "eye blush"? hahaha

[@jessrussovlogs]

"Surfs up!" Gets me everytime.

[@andrewtruex]

The boys gotta check out Love and Other Drugs. Lot of can shots of ol' Anne Hathaway

[@isthisPG]

Imagine if we got a super bowl recap from Mark 8 days after the super bowl? 🤯

[@Betty-Boop809]

Shane talked about it on a podcast w/Soder the other day…it’s worth a watch.

[@spaceghostterps]

@@Betty-Boop809 it’s really not lol it’s one of the lamest eps they’ve had in a minute

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@spaceghostterps for me it was. I liked the SB stories.

[@MultiBluedog123]

@@Betty-Boop809 I enjoyed it too

[@mwara2444]

​@@Betty-Boop809 witch podcast had Shane and Soder? I'm a huge Dan Soder fan, and Jay Oakerson

[@CamahaWR450]

Looks like a zipped up tent 😂😂😂 that got me good

[@ronaldi723]

I love the point Joe makes about going into the really expensive fashion stores “you can go in these places, its not illegal!” 😄👌🏼

[@Blade70]

Thanks for the weekly pod.

[@cfa5477]

We need a roast Chuck segment each week.

[@bensouthall6705]

Thanks for the pod guys

[@zackmacdonald8236]

F all the trolls, the hardcore gays love and appreciate everything you do!

[@stanmarsh6746]

“Woaaahhh applejacks, this lady is on cracks” GOLD

[@BuddyDude0112]

Joe I love ya! Your specials are some of my absolute favs.

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

Them saying Alex Jones at the same time was priceless 😭

[@joshualowe7376]

Dude! Every activity Joe talks about makes me believe he would be such a fun dad. He would spoil that kid with ice cream and armpit farts.

[@davewatne3374]

The kid would have season tickets to the Rangers before they were 5

[@isthisPG]

His wife doesn’t seem like she’d want kids

[@xavierpaquin]

@@isthisPG They prefer a meaningless existence that ends when they die

[@rawpower12xu]

@@xavierpaquin How does your existence continue after you die, regardless if you have children? If you're dead, you're gone. It ends. If someone remembers you or not, you don't get to enjoy it or grieve. Children do not enhance the existence. That's a fact.

[@xavierpaquin]

@@rawpower12xu The main thing is I was quoting Seinfeld... The existential hell you're carving for yourself I leave you to

[@UhhZane_]

hello fellow Tuesgays

[@ohjaay54]

Joes turn around in supporting eagles cos hes in a geeen hoodie was hilarious, that whole bit just prior to that about Joe doing all the talking had me cracking up 😂😂😂

[@hyjin.x]

Best part of my Tuesday morning routine

[@haldeman]

Wasn't this podcast originally tagged Chris D'eleted?

[@JuanFCerda]

8:00 am in Spain. This has become a Tuesday morning habit.

[@RobMc612]

I wish you guys would get a new studio so you don't have to worry about the dude next door. I just want you guys to be able to let loose. Either way, the pod is awesome.

[@zackmacdonald8236]

Love the comedy that comes from the neighbor though

[@No5elfCTRL]

There is no neighbor. It must be a bit. I haven't seen the neighbor! Fake neighbor

[@marniebrimhall986]

Just as always, I LOVE YOU BOTH! I get such a happy full body visceral feeling of Joy when I get to click play on your videos!!!! Keep kicking ass 💗

[@JCR2051]

Had ya guys not mentioned about the same clothes I never would’ve even noticed lol 😂😂

[@mjm5081]

Me 3!

[@pucz8215]

Mark pretending to care about List’s stories is the best acting I’ve seen in a while 😂😂

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

lmaooo chuck changing the title

[@dirkbercks8830]

Chris d'elited it

[@Xweapon9099]

Saw Mark in Spokane for my first comedy show. I got the bug Jerry cant wait to go back

[@delmarzimmerman6018]

If you guys had done a show on several more Christmas weeks, maybe the 500th episode would've landed on Gramercy! 😆

[@harrisonmackenzie]

1:04:49 the library cop’s name is Bookman?? That’s like an ice cream man being named Cone!

[@czanderrr]

Love the Rory Scovel lovin'. I've always thought he's so damn underrated

[@adrianmcneilly2730]

Stop reading comments.. Comments are for us homeless people that cannot afford therapy. Love you guys

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

I think you guys share the talking time just perfectly ya queefs

[@jeffmccloud905]

very brave of Joe to show off his prosthetic leg at 12:37

[@tommylob1409]

Holly shit 🤣

[@tarawhite986]

Jeff Mc Cloud I kept scrubbing/ ffd rewinding on his hog.. looking for a hawg sighting, to realize that you actually did mean his leg. LOL 😆

[@jeffmccloud905]

@@tarawhite986 lol. I just couldn't believe the whiteness and smoothness. it's like a dolphin's belly.

[@tarawhite986]

@@jeffmccloud905 😆

[@JoeinSeattle.]

Jeff you legend 😂

[@thedude1316]

16:40 MARK SLIPPED UP. I think the old bag is pregnant.

[@Los47]

Oooh

[@MattttG3]

You were indeed correct! Well done bro bro

[@StrangeFilmsStudios]

I want to be one of these make a wish kids. Sounds so fun. You guys are great thanks for always making me laugh!

[@Jasmine-jn2lp]

Good episode guys

[@angelmandujano7648]

Pulling up that Hathaway scene right now!

[@leospaceman2976]

Oh its a real page turner! Also see Havoc (2005)

[@yoniyampolsky2597]

Best chem of all the pods

[@ryanmullaney9791]

The pod is back DAWGS! God is good... wait wrong pod.... Got my 👖 high and tight!! No, that's not it... hmm, I got it! LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

[@TrevorScanlan]

Crackle crackle, jeans. Hail the dark shaman

[@moralhazard1]

I can't believe Mark "never thought of that" lol YES, tipping based off just the amount is ridiculous! ONE plate worth $100 deserves $20 tip but ONE plate worth $10 is $2 tip?!?!! You're doing the same exact amount of work!

[@mntwinsfan1988]

Yes dude, an episode talking about going to the superbowl 2 weeks later! Hell ya! Love it. Hopefully next episode you guys can break the news about the chinese balloon!

[@justinparr4399]

Yes!! Been going through the backlog for the second time

[@MultiBluedog123]

Sucks they deleted like over half them off KZbin cause they are scared of getting canceled lmao

[@Scoobay]

@@MultiBluedog123they did it a while back, I think it was when Patreon went on a cancelling spree, or when Shane got cancelled for saying mildly offensive things on a podcast.

[@MultiBluedog123]

@@Scoobay yeah just sucks man, they had some fuckin gold on the old episodes

[@Scoobay]

@@MultiBluedog123 they did initially leave them on the Patreon but a lot of them wouldn’t play on the app, maybe they’ve just taken them down and re-uploaded them.

[@AdamDejka]

Should've called this ep "Chris D'Eleted"

[@jonf2188]

Brought my family to see Slappy White at Bally’s over the weekend. I know the feeling Joe

[@jared2lit]

Great pod as always!!

[@TFBx]

I’M SO TOLERANT!!

[@Joe_Not_A_Fed]

The problem with pronouns...is that they are intended for when the person in question...isn't even around. It's baffling that people are so concerned about how complete strangers are referring to them...when they aren't even in earshot. That's the weird part.

[@kicksalot7214]

Also lets say theyre sitting in a circle all 10 ppl having just met and they want to refer to something "they" just said..its hard to remember everyone's. Its like u gotta take notes

[@jsmnzgb]

I don’t get it. People don’t want societal norms to be enforced upon them yet they want to impose their own on me! Doesn’t make sense..

[@Revolution1117]

To me, it's all a big 'ol sack of horseshit; I don't participate in it, or hang with people who do. My intro: "My name's Dave, glad to meet you." Any other questions, figure it out for yourself. That's YOUR thing.

[@joelm6631]

No to pronouns... Refuse insanity

[@ImRicWooo]

Thats not the problem. The problem is that people do this for less than 1% of the population. I mean besides it being insane to do it. Its a life troll and I would laugh if someone ever told me their pronouns. Just like I laugh at people saying men can have babies

[@ichaos754]

Fuck yeah, the 500th will be on my birthday. I'm stoked

[@MultiBluedog123]

Both my parents being homosexual neo nazis really opened me up to explicit content at a young age, I thank them for that.

[@ItsNotShakespeare]

Wrote a whole Op Ed about it hahaha

[@Trashious12345]

I'm glad they left Joe Derosa to take Big Jay to the superbowl.

[@jeanlucxjimenez]

Was here when it was Chris D’Eleted. It’s all pipes.

[@dexgray4581]

51:57

[@travisjones4106]

12:10 "La La Land...I'm a gay man, I think it's one of my favorite films ever" hahaha

[@andrestein6022]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mark thinking the LHC is shut down or didn't work. LOVE when these two talk anything intellectual

[@AyeeePeee]

Love when Mark calls him FATTY

[@Demon_DC]

#1 podcast

[@The-D-Hoyt]

List: "That's fucked up on principle!" 🤣🔥

[@neuvisean1739]

"I've jacked my 9" lol 53:42

[@spaceghostterps]

April 25th is my birthday - i feel special

[@dirkbercks8830]

So Chris D'elited the title?

[@MrValentineMusic]

This podcast is nurturing

[@oath0505]

They changed the name of episode lol, it was originally Chris D' Eleted

[@Jordan-vf4up]

Its almost like employers should pay their employees instead the weird ransom situation that currently exists between server and guest

[@afielde11]

Could feel Sloppy Joe’s frustration with Mark going to the Super Bowl.

[@dexgray4581]

*HEY GAYS! BEFORE YOU COMMENT, SOME THINGS TO CONSIDER* : -yes, the original title for this episode was “Chris D’eleted” -yes, it was in the episode. Here’s the time stamp: 51:57 -yes, they changed the title because too many people kept missing the reference and as a result calling the episode “click bait”. So to avoid confusion, they changed it. -yes, Mark mentioned a person’s potential business idea/invention that Joe wants to know “off air” and as annoying as that is to the listeners to not know what they’re talking about… let this random dude make his million first. And finally. -yes, you’re all sexy beasts and much cooler than your parents. Sincerely, Comment Queef Cop

[@alyoungdahunch6637]

Keene, New Hampshire reference lol

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I've listened to this twice now to hear what they said about Chris D'elia based on the title and I still haven't heard it! Lol WHY is that the name of this pod??

[@dexgray4581]

51:57

[@tuesgayy]

Does anyone know of any jobs available in the the DFW area that pays at least 25 an hour? That’s what I’m making now but I’m so unhappy working at a brokerage firm all the experience I have is as a personal banker and didn’t finish my ba in finance, I’m 28 and bilingual. I feel like I’ve been through a million indeed pages and I feel stuck in this industry. Much appreciated 🙏🏻 tuesgays!

[@My_Red_Right_Hand]

There's a store manager position available at a CVS in the DFW area. Not sure if you have the experience and references required but if you do, give it a shot. Best of luck.

[@tuesgayy]

@@My_Red_Right_Hand thank you for the info ❤

[@charliec2966]

Tuesgay job connect. Love it

[@YourBeastRoy]

Hahah this is def a first time seeing one of these comments

[@tuesgayy]

@@YourBeastRoy Idk what else to doooo so seeking for help online for the first time.. I know a little weird under a comedy pod but it’s my favorite pod so I figured why not ask here 😊

[@richie_williams]

We need a Chuck segment each week; get him to Queef on the mic

[@adammateos8394]

Lmao didn’t see the the full title and was so disappointed in the bros. Thank god they’re just goofin lol.

[@patrick815]

Mark and Joe to the rescue !

[@kylegordon00]

We saw that sneaky shadow-swap of the ep title from Chris D'eleted to Brad Pit Boss ya kooks! Cancelled!

[@podespault]

Joe : Kiss from a rose >>> anything Pearl Jam ever did combined

[@aswordinthestonetv]

shit like that happened to me at the casino man never went back since tbh just asking for a bad time

[@JohnAVoyles]

I love this show so much ❤

[@curtissleypen9395]

Joe got his MOJO back

[@edwinsalinas5178]

Queef time with the boys!

[@TheJarrodAnderson]

They look like the offspring from the 2 guys in the THere's Something About Mary band

[@mjm5081]

There was a shooting at Luger's?!

[@firesidefire]

Chris D’eleted was the best ep name this side of Tim Buck Two! Come on!

[@dirkbercks8830]

Yeah. Where it's gone?

[@firesidefire]

@@dirkbercks8830 someone’s agent or publicist probably convinced them to rename it

[@brunodanner7777]

Best comedy pod

[@MaxBeamer]

The ppl that would look up sandy gotta be haters right? But then they’d also have to be invested enough in the pod to listen and memorize all the info about her and her job etc to find her.. what im trying to say is that people are weirder now more than ever and the internet is full of kooks!

[@metafinil]

"I know mental vet he yelled at me in Austin" is lunch!

[@glenchristie913]

Note to self, don’t order a sandwich in Calcutta.

[@biancadistefano7612]

Yay I get this an hour early in Wisconsin!😄

[@johnlabisch]

Go Bucky

[@abgameZz]

Joe Costanza today with that tip story 😅

[@courtneyg678]

eye blush🤣

[@michaelhudson6717]

Did I miss them talking about Delia?

[@dexgray4581]

51:57

[@bori1986]

It didn't make a DDDEEEENTT

[@lapincheriatota]

new tip rule: 1 dollar per thing they bring to the table

[@Bilow_Selhi]

I can't afford 😢

[@dexgray4581]

you order a bowl of rice… they bring it out one grain at a time 😂😊

[@mc9828]

The super bowl was like a month ago

[@mjm5081]

😆

[@widespreadGoose]

Happy Fat Tuesday, Tuesdays

[@mjm5081]

*Healthy At Any Size Tuesday

[@marcomartinez8608]

I'm at a California University in a social science program and I've never had to give my pronouns, though others in the program do when they want people to know. And most people are very understanding if you misgender so long as you're not weird about it.

[@drgreenthumber]

Chris D’eleted lmao

[@a.k.4o]

Who could possibly talk 💩 to these comedy geniuses?

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

I'm jonesing to see you both live! I'd take either of you over Chris Rock, Pete Davidson, Dave Chappelle or any of those other guys!

[@DuttyDuppy]

Who's the comic the mentioned to watch the special? I forgot and did a quick scan of the transcript but didn't see the mention. If ya know please let me know and save me from the time going though it again? Please

[@DuttyDuppy]

I just remembered. Wow. Smh Mike Cronin "Thick Worm" lol

[@mjm5081]

Fifty bucks an hour to lose at poker?...DEAL!