Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@tuesgayy]

Joe is going to be an amazing dad! What a lucky kid ❤

[@gitgenKE]

Farting on they face and all

[@Chris-P]

Yea, but somehow the kid will come out lookin like Ari shaffir 😆

[@jdogsful]

lucky if he doesnt have herpes

[@amandapanda3208]

Spoiler alert!

[@davidvilarino7738]

Spoiler!!

[@JoeinSeattle.]

Joe is gonna love it and the kid is gonna have a great dad.

[@justsomeguy7042]

Gay dad* you mistyped

[@GorbyP]

His wife is too old, his kid is going to be retarded

[@8thlvlMage]

That kid is going to see how neurotic their dad is and go off the rails. See ya'll back here in 15 years to see how my prediction turns out.

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Our funcle is going to be a father. What a day to be alive. I'm excited for the parenthood material, lol.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Funther.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

Sooooo much material!!!

[@DeeWhy618]

"They die on the vine, these kids!" LOL. so many great moments. An all timer for sure. Congrats, Jerry! You'll be a great dad.

[@MrBenedictHeyer]

Oh man, that was so funny and unexpectedly dark 😂

[@patrickharris2013]

😂😂😂😂

[@twisted_tony]

@@MrBenedictHeyer Great dark humor comes from great pain / sorrow. I liked your comment.

[@leospaceman2976]

That was fkn funny

[@itstek]

congratulations joe, you're gonna be the best dad ever!! its all pipes

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

Here’s something you won’t catch Harry & Lloyd over here mentioning anytime soon… If the top 1% of America’s wealthiest ppl were taxed at a 30% rate on their income, the rest of the country could be taxed between 10-15%. Not only could 99% of us pay a tremendously lower tax rate, pretty much ALL of our financial problems would be solved. Not to mention we could redevelop our nearly extinct middle class. Free healthcare. Free college. First class infrastructure coast to coast. Homeless problem, gone. Opioid crisis, gone. Food insecurity, gone. Home loans on your mother’s flappers. Business loans up your father’s ass, and no more student loans on your sister’s face Jerry! THE RICH ARE THE PROBLEM! Do not let RW psychos turn us against each other! It’s not bc of the $600 stimulus checks we got once or twice 3+ yrs ago, it is the rich ¢unts hoarding all the wealth. Sorry I blew up but too many adults are financially illiterate and need to know this. Enough is enough.

[@sturjmane1325]

Joe mama!

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

It Is all pipes.😅

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

Input and output

[@joshualowe7376]

I can already imagine little Joey List saying “my fathers gay!”

[@burpreynolds]

Joe referring to Sarah’s 3 miscarriages as “dying on the vine” was tremendous 😅

[@trkddy]

Joe is going to be a great Dad, and Mark is going to be a fun Uncle

[@clipitplz]

I’m literally sitting bedside to my wife who’s about to give birth to our first child and have one AirPod on in listening to this ep and Joe drops this bomb. Unreal. Life.

[@clipitplz]

Raycon*

[@T..C..M]

@@clipitplz ugh I hate having to think of RayJ’s 10” dong every time I see RayCon. I’m not the only one.

[@kraknjaws3882]

I almost cried when Mark gushed about the idea of you 2 being dads together! That's so awesome!! So happy for ya, Joe!!! You're gonna be a great dad

[@21Liberdade]

Mark's "Shut the fuck up" was iconic. That mix of knowing your best friend is bullshitting you with a hint of "wait, is he for real?!"

[@Kas1645]

Time stamp?

[@papajj5]

54:53 so good 😂

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

They teach us how to genuinely argue nicely...

[@xavierpaquin]

Great news Joe, you'll make a great dad ❤

[@darrenking8943]

I've said it already, but CONGRATULATIONS JOE! YOU WILL BE AN AMAZING DAD. We all know it. Y'all are great.

[@AA-xb2zm]

Expect more anxiety and more happiness then every before Joe. Congrats

[@alexuncommon314]

JOE AS A DADDY 😢 I'M CRYING IN HAPPY

[@bluescat59]

The duck fell out of the bag - just took on a whole new meaning

[@caless8693]

Amazing news!! Congrats Joe and Sarah! You're going to be such a great dad, Joe!

[@csablan3829]

Okay disclaimer, I stay two weeks behind the show at all times. So if I'm out of town I got one in the chamber. I heard the news earlier. So I had to mute the TV and then fast forward to when it actually happens. It's an hour in. What's remarkable is how composed he is until he finally cuts it loose!! Professional!!!

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

You're darned tootin

[@jayneblue2]

Can you imagine the fun of having a dad who can get this silly this easily? 🤪🙃🤪

[@robertraymond762]

Oh dude, that news at the end made my day. Congratulations Joe! You're gonna be a great dad.

[@closetotheedge91]

The punchline of Moe on the lie detector is he says "I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." And the lie detector goes off again. Such a good ep.

[@biancadistefano7612]

This is fantastic Joe. So very happy for you and your family! Congrats!❤🎉😊

[@mariedriscoll8224]

Omg I’m so happy for Joe and Sarah. Feel like I know these queefs and am beaming and tearing up now! Love u guys.

[@amberdoty1392]

OMG!!! Congratulations Joe ❤I’m so excited for you

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Congrats joe - the tuesgays could not be more proud of how youve grown as a person and comic ❤

[@TheGoodMMADog]

Joe is going to be such a fun dad. Congratulations!

[@antoinecoston6944]

Congrats Joe. This got me a little choked up. I’m happy for you. You’re gonna be the coolest dad

[@blairkelly727]

The Netflix special will be killer, Mark - don’t doubt yourself because of those corporate chooches!

[@_m_m4]

I have never been truly happy for someone becoming a father, until today! ❤

[@an032nv]

The figure Chuck gave at 45:46 is median HOUSEHOLD income (the income of the householder and all other individuals 15 years old and over in the household, whether they are related to the householder or not). Median income is still in the low $30k range.

[@chuckstaton]

my b!

[@aftrthejake6843]

I needed this today. Thanks guys.

[@michaelhenderson643]

Me too

[@taylordial1231]

This is my first time watching this podcast. Big fan of Mark Normand, and I’m becoming a fan of Joe List also. I really love that the background reminds me of a Drumstick ice cream cone

[@clarencethomas01]

Lol now that you say that I can't unsee the drumstick background. Mark Normand is amazing though, we might be drunk is my favorite podcast

[@fredrickmason7588]

that was freaking awesome of Joe to break this on the pod... seeing the room's genuine reaction was priceless. Congrats Joe.

[@shubhampansari]

What a lovely surprise! I usually watch the pod on KZbin but this time was listening on spotify. When Joe shared the news I went ballistic and was so grateful that this wasn't spoilt by the comments section. Came to KZbin just to SEE mark's reaction and the gays' comments. So happy for you Joe, almost got a little misty there myself.

[@sethlandis93]

Just had my first kid 3 months ago and I’m so pumped to see Joe experience everything! Congrats, buddy

[@kjnewell7243]

These Monday evening uploads are ruining my Tuesday morning ritual! Could be worse! Praise Allah Had to come back and say congrads to Joe! Now he can finally have the Luke List he always wanted!

[@zachleeson6481]

Mark’s little “Huh?” at the Sleepless in Seattle/MacGyver reference was gold lol Also Joe you’re gonna be the most fun awesome dad ever. Congrats to you and Sarah. My father’s gay! “My SON, Jerry!”

[@Amouroso]

Joe is gonna be a great dad. Congrats queefs!

[@juniperjennifer]

God bless the List Family with an abundance of wealth and good health. ❤

[@rebeccaaprice]

I cried when Joe announced the exciting news. Congratulations guys.

[@joefranco8543]

Congratulations to you & Sarah ! Don't know why, but I felt a tremendous amount of joy for you. Looking forward to seeing the "Prince of Content"

[@Rampy283]

Congrats Joe! You'll do fine! All the best!

[@jujubean1185]

Congrats Joe!!! Happy first Father's Day being a Dad!!!! You're gonna be the best Dad, if you don't kill it within the first 18 months

[@metalface9463]

I was floored when I heard Joe is having a baby. CONGRATS JOE I GODAMN LOVE THIS NEWS!!!

[@timoetjen2207]

I literally felt everything mark was experiencing hahaha I didn’t believe it for one bit I thought he was talking about dropping a new special 😂😂

[@AdrianHertz]

55:05 Such realistic reaction from Mark! It was my exact same reaction! Really happy for Joe I hope everything goes well for Sarah and him my sister had a miscarriage and a still born, life can be so fucking cruel but if every parent were as enthusiastic to have a child as they are, the world would be a way better place!

[@chriskirk2915]

Congrats Joe. U will be a great father, gonna be a lucky kid

[@mkmstillstackin]

Congratulations to you and Sarah, Joe!

[@busstopbench]

Great start to my Tuesday aka Monday night 😂😂

[@tbd8187]

I can’t believe this hahaha congrats joe your gonna be an amazing dad sorry to hear that you’ve been trying I’m glad it’s finally happening best of luck with everything

[@MattBroussard-qh9cv]

Congratulations Joe! Being a dad is the best!!

[@markcorless3552]

The single greatest chemistry in comedy today.

[@willydeangelis699]

Soo happy for Joe!! He’s gonna be an amazing dad!

[@jad9479]

Congradulations Joe n Sarah!🎉 Your kids are the toughest and best things ever. ❤ Father of 4 here

[@powershift2024]

Ahhh, getting an eye job like one of those Manhattanites! You know I worked out with a dumbbell today, I FEEL VIGOROUS!!!!

[@18Callahan]

Baby List is the best news ever! ❤️🍀❤️

[@kimsparks7871]

Congratulations Joe and Sarah! Wishing you both all the best being parents.

[@stanleykubik1778]

Well thats a surprise, congrats Joe ! you gona be a great dad. Just took my tickets for your next show at grove34 to celebrate !

[@nagilum]

This baby news was like getting a slap in the face by Joe's dad. Was not expecting this

[@daninyc]

The funcle to father plot twist was amazinggggggg. Congratulations Joe🥳🥰

[@PodcastBaseCamp]

BABY LIST WOOHOOOO CONGRATS!!!! UNCLE MARK WAS BLOWN AWAY!

[@SteveMagnante]

I look forward to your podcast Guys! Fresh and irreverent and a nice "tonic" from the Thought Police mentality that's getting tired and boring. Love you Guys.

[@matthewcook6737]

Congrats Joe!! Amazing news. Thanks for telling Mark on the pod. What a great reaction Mark had.

[@Cronus718]

Amazing news, congrats! What a sense of humor this kid is gonna have

[@clevermissfox]

Omg I shouldn't have looked at the comments but I'm so excited for the big announcement

[@clevermissfox]

I'm so excited , congrats Joe and Sarah!!!

[@U.F.O_0908]

Perfect thumbnail there, Jerry. The fabled touching of the leg!

[@oldghostbilly]

Wow, congrats Joe! This is the best!

[@lifer413]

Nah, the front porch subplot is gold, Joe, GOLD!

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Mark's reaction to the big news was priceless

[@massimobargagna5641]

little joe congrats big Joe mark keep killing it everyone get a turn at kids dont feel left out broh!

[@MichaelC_22]

Wow! Congrats Joe. So happy for you. So cool of you to save the reveal for the pod. #King of Content

[@justinboudreau5266]

If it doesn’t have a motor it’s a floathouse. Houseboats have more of a camper vibe…that’s exactly what was in Cape Fear. Floathouses look like a normal house on water.

[@leahsolfest368]

The absurdity of the notion of the porch in front of kramers is what makes it so funny. I liked that seinfeld episode.

[@floydawaight49]

Alright Joe good job, congrats. You and Sarah will do great as parents. I just became a Grandfather for the 2nd time and regret only 3% of it.. Great epp.. PeaceOrElse

[@luciano496]

Congratulations Joe!!! Thank you for saving telling Mark on pod. This best ep ever ...no one comes close to you two.

[@jikaajikaaa2050]

What a podcast moment this is!

[@ollieparke21]

Massive congratulations, I’m still in shock! 😮 You’ve got great dad vibes, @joe! 🎉

[@fernandofloresgarcia9965]

I knew you would love a kid because of the way you’ve talked about you being the funcle! 🎉 congratulations List!!!

[@ericburtoft4822]

Super stoked for you Joe and Sarah, CONGRATS!!!

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Just when I thought I had enough internet for the day - this!

[@desi4227]

So excited for you Joe!! ❤️

[@courtneyg678]

YAY for list! congrats…💚

[@cloudbloom]

Congrats Joe and Sarah, gonna be a great new chapter in your lives! Just make sure that Sarah doesn't try to feed the kid that insane homemade cheese she's known for on Are You Garbage🤣

[@andycrowe2849]

Best ending to a podcast EVER! Congrats to Joe

[@lrobinson3704]

Sooooo excited for Joe and Sarah!! Time to move to Red Bank 🩵

[@colleenann772]

Congratulations Joe!! 🤗 I bet Mark & Joe are gonna have the cutest babies. 🤗❤️

[@OakParkPeter]

Having a kid is allll pipes! Congrats Joe & Sarah🎉

[@marniebrimhall986]

Congratulations!!! I am very happy for you Joe 😊❤️!!!!

[@Inchyladas]

Congrats funcle joe your gunna be a great father don’t worry bout it god gives you everything you need bratha congrats to Sarah as well 🎉🎉 happy for you guys

[@jimboramen80]

CONGRATS, JOE AND SARAH!!!

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

My favorite podcast!! Y’all need more subs. I’ll try to share.

[@gregoryperez1000]

Congrats to the king of content !!!

[@RobBarrettgolfs]

Yessss congratulations Joe and Sarah!!! ❤

[@tracilee6077]

Congratulations!!! That is amazing news!!! 💙

[@gtrpapi754]

We GOTTA see this baby! It will be breathtaking. Congrats to you and Sarah. Seven Joseph List. Do it.

[@bensouthall6705]

So awesome Joe! Whenever you would talk about your nephews and nieces I wondered if you would have your own kids. I’m a new father of twins, so I’m really stoked to hear your experiences of being a father too.

[@Sensible.Stacker]

Congratulations Joseph!!! Welcome to the club!!!❤

[@deannad9105]

When you mentioned Sarah going to the doctor last week, I was worried. But this is the best possible outcome! Congratulations❤🎉

[@chazfernandezcomedy]

🎉🎉 and the List gets longer! Congratulations Joe

[@MsLexagirl]

Can’t wait to see that kids glasses. :) 😊