Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.!
Mark hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow!
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[@bp4861]

Joe had me dying this one with the bathroom story lol

[@matguerra333]

no he didn't

[@bp4861]

@@matguerra333 your life sucks

[@bp4861]

@@matguerra333 glad I'm not an ugly fat fuck salty jealous loser talking shit on successful comedians on KZbin lol

[@bp4861]

@@matguerra333 what a chode

[@bp4861]

@@matguerra333 RHCP would look at you like Radiohead looks at Scott Tennerman

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

New York is so artsy that you have improv bullies on the street.

[@brandonpestano]

This is by far THE MOST UNDERRATED podcast out there!

[@carlf.9035]

I've been saying that for 20 years ...

[@kernel2006]

@@carlf.9035 I been sayin it since the 80's

[@carlf.9035]

@@kernel2006 😅😅

[@patrickbaginski]

It’s insane

[@JeffNixonComedy]

“In comes ole Michael Moore! I’m talkin’ just a waddle and a half…” Hahaha

[@rekososa3175]

Mark :"well I guess they are N words" Joe: "oh boy" 😂😂😂

[@KidBaklava504]

The bad B.O. seating arrangement is payback for all the airport shoplifting.

[@2Funny_Farm_]

and for farting with unsuspecting YMBD guests

[@a.k.4o]

No . Big black folk just stink.

[@patrick815]

Airport ? He does it everywhere

[@davidperez5089]

Karma Is a curious thing alright. People with bo áre as offensive as public smokers.

[@BillHicks420]

@@davidperez5089 Yeah, no. You can't get cancer from BO.

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

"HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE" bit was GOLD JERRY

[@ipeter6504]

Yup I was in tears 😅 comedy!

[@ItsNotShakespeare]

Haha such a legendary comeback

[@laurencezemlick1979]

I sit here hanging out with Mark and Joe once a week and I swear I can never get a word in edgewise.

[@qcrew2938]

Good job Joe for standing up to those mini kooks

[@jayneblue2]

Cant help but smile everytime at how intro clips line up with banter so it seems Joe & Mark are saying and reacting to the whole Knock Knock, Who's There, etc 😄😁

[@paradopx8618]

I can’t believe Mark became a comedian, his family sounds so normal and well adjusted

[@skevbeats]

Joe’s tales of facing off against teenage children in public always has me dying 😂

[@kylemcgill2966]

"Come here you NWA's" 😂😂😂😂

[@mrborat2493]

Can't wait for the CCTV footage of Mark shoplifting, that'll be hilarious 😂

[@blakedexter1451]

Ive shoplifted in airports since listening to him

[@CookeSonsCarpentry]

If only the kids knew what kind of jokes their uncle told 😂

[@adamhoisington9761]

Want me to dive right in your asshole annnnd look around with a miners light?

[@gixxer562]

34:30 as a black fan this was the funniest shit you guys have ever said on the show!! 😂😂😂😂 Comedy

[@laurencezemlick1979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoibnah3gb6Yras

[@KidBaklava504]

I love that this podcast will make a reference to Jonathan Winters. The boys are old timey kooks.

[@nickm6515]

I think this was the first time Mark's watch was accurate with such perfect timing.

[@prod.holysmoke]

“Come here ya NWAs” 😂😩😂😩

[@pernelljunior2297]

"I thought you knew about that Thursday, You scared me there..😬" 😆😆😆

[@greenstreet9745]

'here comes the airplane' killed me

[@patrickdelgado6475]

"I have a point ✋️" 🤣

[@a.k.4o]

List that story was hilarious at the end

[@MF_Walmart]

Basketball game story I listened to twice in a row rofl

[@Riclmnopp]

8:17 nice Libs of TikTok shout out.

[@matthewdejesus9472]

Marks brother sounds like a great dad! Hard to do this day and age ! RESPECT!

[@misteranon763]

21:00 😂😂 Here comes the Airoplane

[@tonymagee]

THE BEST EPISODE EEVEEEEER!

[@Chillllllbruh]

Mark - "I'm Gay Charles" 10/10

[@michaelmcvey679]

Joe always says Hershberg after referencing Raanan like we don't know who he's talking about...."Bozo the clown...does he really need "the clown" are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney"

[@garryjohalcomedy]

Yess finally!! Withdrawal symptoms over

[@dawson1373]

This is the BEST podcast. So funny!

[@bryancullen5589]

Best Podcast in the Game... week in and week out

[@leo78744]

The guy on the plane has gone “nose deaf” and is oblivious to his affect on other passengers .

[@sylviawoods6650]

My two favourite funcles!

[@hitmarkler]

31:50 those orange Fiskars are undefeated

[@Downs-Indroam]

"Michael Moore has extremely terrible BO... " 5:15 Most obvious comment ever Mark... c'mon!

[@Cytc33]

Why does this stuff always happen to Mark 😂 it’s karma for not having an assistant

[@carlf.9035]

Haha the b.o. part is hilarious 😅 chemical atomic concoction. At least he didn't take off his 🧦

[@elliotpearson2744]

16:25 "its hard to do stuff" this hit me in the feels

[@killerb720]

Lmao 🤣 “Here comes the airplane” Mark is a hilarity machine 💀

[@matthewdejesus9472]

Joe almost had a Michael Douglas Falling Down movie moment!! Almost snapped! 🤣🤣

[@Sorcerers_Apprentice_11]

Yeah, I’m from Chicago, I look young even though I’m almost 40. You gotta be ready to kick a brat into next Tuesgay at any time. Right in the chest! Bow!

[@MF_Walmart]

Buying a baseball at a basketball game haha

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

"Depends on the kid" got me good! Haha! Also shame Joe didn't do a meet and greet! I got him a special present for his birthday next month!

[@Norvillescoobs]

“It’s hard to do stuff” - mark normand Put it on a shirt

[@johnpop7956]

41:10 "great laugh" LOL. Best podcast!

[@hashbrown7437]

Mark walking into the NWA bit was so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@fakeyawns]

Forget Joe Versus the Volcano. Joe Versus the Teens is where it's at.

[@haldeman]

45:58 "So now I know they're hasidic jews" comedy

[@adammarchand1162]

Sounds like o'l Chef B.O.Yardee must have taken Jerry's stink car to the airport

[@bluejay2623]

"I cried when I seen the Eiffel Tower" - Joe List

[@Dyals_Style]

Eye-full 😂

[@throwingstones-hi3ku]

It’s all pipes !!

[@lucianod1767]

Now all I can hear in my head is David Attenborough “as we watch the two queefs in there natural habitat we see the alpha males assert dominance by farting into a microphone”

[@shjiu]

Open up, here comes the airplane!

[@jerrilehane7815]

Salute to Joe,ah I remember the first over the head shock and awe moment of the wonders and joys of life all caught in slow motion by National Geographics in my old bed. ;)

[@lizl2432]

30:52 cracked me up

[@RatchetPo]

RIP chuck, again

[@cameronpulliam4896]

This episode was hilarious

[@KevinNuon]

Joe List, i live in Seattle, that was the best UW story ive ever heard! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theconductor4060]

i love how much mark shits on ranan every chance he can like a cute jealous best friend. just adorbs

[@guitjolin]

FYI, the nose works by picking up changes in smell more than a smell that is consistent.

[@binimgarten8696]

Exactly. I was waiting for one of them to drop this fact. But I guess they kind of figured this phenomenon out just by observation.

[@codygregory5883]

Omfg😂😂😂 “well, they are n-words” hahaha

[@Swampboiii]

Dude 30 seconds in and I’m crying Wtf is a lingering jizz

[@user-vf2vx3zn1g]

Can't believe they didn't make a "this is beyond b.o. this is b.b.o" reference

[@SamBassComedy]

I've got a linger. It sucks. I feel like I'm almost sick, but not sick, but I know I feel sick. I just want to sleep, but I also have energy to do stuff. Not cool, body, not cool.

[@AnthonySal]

Loving the extra 10-15 minutes over the hour we’ve been getting! Keep that coming fatty! The hour just wasn’t enough! Love ya guys!

[@tonytone1969]

Surely sucks i missed the Calgary shows...dag nab it all to heck anyhow!

[@JoshuaMehojevich]

Best pod

[@Iamwatchinit]

I would have reacted the same as Joe with those teens. But my swing style would be more "ape`ey". Maybe I would start making ape sounds too and scratch my armpits

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Joe, you were supposed to help him wash his hands.

[@Timothy_Hermitage]

What the hell? I though my brothers and I were the only ones who played knee football?!?

[@c.m.bigler]

David VS Goliath...Douglas VS Tyson...USA VS USSR(1980)...oh yeah...and Joe List VS Three Children

[@WickedSpade]

"I was too hard to piss" 🤣 omg

[@rhettlink9805]

like no 257... "get it girl" 🤣🆗️✊🏿🤣 #storytelling

[@CCCTTT3737]

Cabernet and Cheetos 🤌

[@BOSprodz]

45:50 "Ok so now I know they're Hassidic Jews" killed me

[@widespreadGoose]

We need a TWS & MSSP mashup episode

[@diannawilliams6923]

Great story telling!

[@jalenoehlert]

"The homeless hate me Idk why" I'm picturing Joe and ranaan walking down the street projecting their conversation about how homeless people are crazy to the entire block It brings some funny stories though

[@BA-jq3vc]

cabernet and cheetos that guy is in the restaurant biz.

[@a.k.4o]

The cooks are attracted to the red tennis shoes

[@cloudbloom]

As a chef I can tell you this is not accurate

[@a.k.4o]

@@cloudbloom lmfao kooks

[@cloudbloom]

@@a.k.4o there it is

[@AnthonySal]

Loving the Barstool sweatshirt Joe is wearing! Repping the Portnoy Pirate Ship! 🏴‍☠️

[@RedBernie]

Happy Tuesdays Tuesgays

[@cubeyjones2295]

One for the books folks!

[@CountGremlin]

It's hilarious how a grown man is intimidated by a kid just doing idle animations like some GTA character, Joe diffused it like a champ 🤣

[@jebjed3998]

this might be the most ghetto podcast studio around.

[@matguerra333]

Joe out here yellin at 8 yr. olds for revenge.

[@codyduncan5414]

Joe ya gotta get Louis to direct you in a remake of Falling Down!!!!

[@chriskasatka2095]

"Okay, so now I know they're Hasidic Jews."🤣🤣🤣👌

[@hammurabiofbabylon8035]

pipes!

[@nolananon]

If there was a compilation of all the kid fucking jokes it would be hours long 😆

[@austinfriend359]

Hell yea Mark! I don't complain about much BO is a showstopper I probably would have said something. Should have gotten a Sharpie out and written for BO, not covid

[@mjaada]

37:24 🤣🤣🤣

[@whittyfnf6738]

Shelby!!

[@oghash4912]

The greatest pod , pea pod, pee the bed 💚😂

[@Nerflover10097]

Joe says he’ll beat up some kids but he’s afraid of cats, dentists, and lawyers

[@Nicky_Atkins_]

I hate to be the Queef who missed it in an episode but did Mark ever see that video Tony Hawk giving him a shoutout?

[@binimgarten8696]

Mark did Tony Hawk's podcast, which I think is a bigger deal than the shout-out. Although I can't remember which came first.

[@Nicky_Atkins_]

@@binimgarten8696 hey hey, I’ll have to check it out then

[@vstrvcvrtv]

The stories today make me want to get a kid

[@jimboramen80]

Joe, that show at the Park West was killer! I know you're afraid of Reddit, but there's like five threads of people going nuts over it. 🤘🤘