Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack!
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[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

I'm dyin' at the airport scene.... ""They were like what are you selling to make all this money? I think they were implying I'm a drug dealer or a gun runner, and I go I'm selling these, and I pick up a shirt that just says QUEEF", and she's like get the hell out of here." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deanthomasmusic.]

best part!

[@jujubean1185]

44:31

[@JimJamesMyName]

Name of the band: The Black Keys! They're literally the same thing, too- hello... A PIANO: White Stripes, Black Keys-a PIANO, Jerry!

[@sk8b1rd]

Picturing Mark do the shart woddle made me LOL

[@djnickbliss]

The Black Keys! ⚡️

[@NEFFxsaVaGe]

Yes, the Brothers album is fantastic! Tighten Up and She’s long gone always on repeat

[@Rokuro1]

You can tell it's a back logged ep when they say it's the most beautiful day in NY, meanwhile the skyline has been orange for days lol

[@shaiapouf442]

Dude! they said they had to bundle 5 eps in one day like 4 eps ago. Noobie

[@retroworld1971]

Normand was in my home town Perth Australia 🇦🇺 ❤

[@mjaada]

Calm before the storm

[@mjm5081]

GO CUSE!!!

[@guido60805]

Chicken Parmesan

[@danielpaiva5362]

QUEEF was the perfect ending to that story LOL

[@musicbymurph001]

"pretending to be a person" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard 🤣

[@_m_m4]

I had to pause the episode to scream laugh when mark tells the lady what he’s selling to make all that money 😂 You guys are the best! ❤

[@tylerschwab3474]

I already know I won't love my future kids as much as I love a Mark Normand travel story

[@biancadistefano7612]

I love me some Monday Evenings with Stories!

[@AtilioEscobar]

Ha. Nice!

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@marcelscheuer7643]

«A shart is never a sign of things are going well.» Joe List, 2023

[@stefanmironov6405]

There is always at least one ad read that was recorder deep inside a cave on an old answering machine

[@patrickharris2013]

That airport story is wild 😂😂

[@FranciscoLopez-eq8tv]

The black keys

[@cloudbloom]

I love these two they have the same exact thought processes

[@gtube1477]

Never queef outside of your own anal!1!1!111

[@micaiahoaks6945]

"Well, Lizzo...Big" 😂😂

[@greatscott175]

35:40 the sneaky edit hiding all 14 of Mark's holocaust scene prompts before Joe begged him to try another theme 👀

[@3Flutter-Bye]

These thumbnails are getting WAY out of hand, Jerry!! I now know more than any one person should ever know about Joe List's crotch 😜🤪

[@gitgen1887]

He won't 🛑

[@portlandsamber]

My favorite crotchcast.

[@xavierpaquin]

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@Rod-T]

Joe needs to start a band: "Joe List and the Kooks"

[@rickardo3950]

Or maybe just….”🙌✨the kooks” thoughts?

[@Rod-T]

@@rickardo3950 I thought about that but it sounded to much like the kinks lol

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@acaciaesp]

List and the jerrys

[@beachchickensmedia]

i dont mind the zooms! u guys did it the best during the pandemic!

[@exploringwithasmr]

I wish they would bring it back to when they taped in their apartments. Totally different vibe than the ugly set.

[@lucien4980]

​@@exploringwithasmr set is ug

[@richie_williams]

13:26 I’m farting, I’m hungover, I’m gay. The shart story is up there with my all time most laughed at clips ever. Chuck!!! Do you read these comments too or just the patreon? I’ve commented on both now. Throw me a bone here Jerry

[@williampena13]

I hug the cop from behind with my hand on the taser!! 😂💀 - Joe List

[@dawson1373]

Throw a spoon on the table hahaha

[@markketchenjr9335]

Best show on the tubes !! Keep it up you gays

[@tmacfan824]

Didn't care for "A beautiful Mind" or "The Sopranos"?! Dammit King of Content!

[@Iamwatchinit]

Love the airport story - typical Mark! By the way I have a friend who is the same when it comes to trivial things when traveling

[@Nerflover10097]

Mark is the type of guy to travel with $10k in cash and invoice his management over $420 bruh

[@hipxlovex]

THE BLACK KEYS JERRY

[@wtfobiden]

I just shat

[@Frankpflynn]

Thanks for all the work Fellas!

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

Mark is the king!

[@bradpiff6836]

Best pod out there ❤

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@Frozen_Bean]

Long john silver, god hates flags, and dad hole. Nice one mark.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Be tomorrow. Be today. Don’t be sorrow. Be gay.

[@thothbaboon]

Astonishing, thank you.

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

How long u had that shoved up yaw father’s asshole for a rainy day?

[@Freezzerman]

Sorrowful*

[@crazypath573]

That sounds pretty gay

[@oghash4912]

👏🏼

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

"We need another one!" Mark Normand is god level funny!

[@scottiesucks]

we love ya, joe ❤

[@TheShreddDude]

“Do they say they need a nerd? THATS HURTFUL” lol!! You can tell the backlogging is getting them with the multiple ribbings back n fourth.

[@norm4915]

“Think about how tight your asshole is the day you’re born, and think about how loose your asshole is the day you die”- Joe List, June 2023

[@monkeywang9972]

I’m newly gay and couldn’t be happier. Happy tuesgay y’all

[@gtube1477]

Why? Was your father gay??

[@quackapatth]

dan arebauch is from the black keys

[@SARMS_KAT]

My favourite part of Tuesdays is Mondays

[@gtube1477]

So gay!!1

[@TheRaggedies]

Black keys you queefs

[@clevermissfox]

You gotta be more careful at the border mark. Hopefully this experience scared you enough.

[@GerritCoulter]

Basketballs are around 9.5 inches wide, while a hoop is 18 inches wide.

[@bunnybangz]

It's my bday tmrw and I got dumped thank you two gays for always being the only men I can look forward too 😂❤

[@shanefletcher3430]

happy birthdayyy

[@cloudbloom]

You're in the right place

[@HenryEager]

Happy early bday! Hope you’re doing alright. If they dumped a girl that listens to Mark & Joe, that’s their loss!

[@gtube1477]

Go gay and slay!1!1!1!1

[@biancadistefano7612]

Happy Birthday! Now you can go find someone who deserves you!❤

[@ole_limberlegs]

54 "lovely days" are said in the bill withers song... I just goog'd it

[@RGEF1006]

I wore a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young t-shirt to Cali Roots.

[@a.k.4o]

Ten bucks Mark didn't wash his shart jeans

[@gtube1477]

eleven

[@brauny2014]

Ahh well we can just throw a spoon on the table see what happens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 mark bro u a fuckn savage

[@anguskd]

Love Joe's Nordique tarp!!!

[@cheddulous]

News headline: Comedian sharts but it’s no laughing matter.

[@lisasteil8491]

I just Love this podcast 🥰

[@bethbabski1475]

I'm wearing New Balance with Nike socks right now! 😂😂😂

[@mohamedamine7610]

It's The Black Keys... the fucking Black Keys fellas!

[@scottiesucks]

AYYEEEEEE YIYE YIYE YIIIIIYE

[@sk8legendz]

4:48 😂😂😂😂 joe

[@LucianMoon1]

A Life Aquatic, Moonlight Kingdom, Hotel what ever are great.

[@thebigcheeseful]

My favorite show

[@gtube1477]

Why? Was your father gay??

[@juniperpruniper4935]

Fun fact. 244 baseballs fit into a bb hoop if you drop them individually.

[@shaiapouf442]

Hahaha

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@sickstringsglockman7926]

Love y'all!

[@mungomcconachie2367]

Joe is thinking of Them Crooked Vultures, with Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age

[@steve7015]

donate the car for the tax receipt. hassle free, guilt free

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

"swimsuit area *wink*". hahaha

[@kjnewell7243]

Joe List Jr or Luke List?

[@malibuice650]

I pulled out one of these! And it said QUEEF! 💀

[@DrewKane]

The exquisite quality of punmanship on this show is astoundingly inspirational, and enlightening to the soul. 🤌

[@ltsgoyanks]

I donated my Kar today!

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Best thumbnails in the game!

[@ltsgoyanks]

A hoop is exactly the width of 2 basketballs...

[@qcrew2938]

12:32 Stories start

[@Moronoxy]

I don’t mind zoom Tuesdays! They were the best

[@user-qe1zb4zv5p]

Use Me by Bill Withers is another good one. TMI but I saw him live when I was a kid.

[@kylevids3951]

Best news ever!!

[@matguerra333]

Nothing funner than calling every big piece of machinery "The Blower"

[@mc9828]

Cage against the machine

[@RGEF1006]

There’s nothing more relevant than the word retard when you’re named Richard. You could easily just mash them, so that’s what family and friends do.😂

[@rickardo3950]

Joe hates lovely day by bill withers…damn. That is wild haha

[@christopherweisenbach296]

It’s the friggin Black Keys!!!!!!!!goddamn you Joe!

[@joshthursdays9020]

Just here commenting and liking for the algorithm

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

sup fellow queefs

[@Raicullimore]

Shart tank time!

[@CanisRufusChrisy]

It's the black keys, Jerry. The black keys.

[@joshualowe7376]

Thanks Joe for nearly making me sound ridiculous infront of my friends by repeating a false rim theory to sound smart.

[@likwidmagik]

Joe with the Nordiques shirt! Atta boy Poppa!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Chuck must've had this one hidden somewhere: this dude's talking about doing two Toronto shows... Noice.

[@Jizanthapus]

Kevin Shart

[@dannyyyyj]

If your legs are brown after a shart that’s called shitting your pants.

[@davidsmith426]

mark with a garbage bag of money lol

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Is that a Nordiques shirt? 🤩😍😎

[@Nothin2C_1]

My favorite podcast Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories and bill burrs podcast the Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast

[@norab7432]

13:34 😂😂😂 good to know 💩💩💩

[@gitgen1887]

LoL this changes everything Jerry

[@AshLuvsCoop]

Remember how I said I don’t know how mark didn’t know about the baby at pickle ball? I get it now ❤

[@pamrussell1972]

Thank you gays life is so much better with TWS💙 COMEDY!

[@tylerschwab3474]

How many times did Joey smell himself this ep? couple hundred times felt like. Must've had some good stank

[@desi4227]

Couldn’t sleep. This will put me out😁. Queefs

[@s7v7nfiv5]

Agree with Mark never found a hat I like at lids.

[@rickardo3950]

Same

[@gtube1477]

you like little kids??

[@c.willharden9589]

"Lovely Day" is Tony Woods' walk up music! Lol SIDE SPLITTERS shout out!!!!

[@striker0000]

Nice shirt

[@RGEF1006]

I’ve sharted years ago but I’ve never had the Willy Wonka river down my pants.