Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery cohort! Mark barely gets to Mexico with his sombrero intact, deals with a little of Montezuma's revenge on the trip, and ends up in a world of micro Mexican middle-weights! It's Tuesdays!
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[@niceuru]

Glad Joe has the balls to say the dreamer stunk lol

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Still better than any of joes shit though

[@GrandmaDaewood]

@DaPoop Dude! Joe’s last 3 specials had me laughin the whole effin time man

[@niceuru]

@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss Joe’s bit about riding a rollercoaster with stranger’s children is funnier than Dave’s last 3 specials

[@NicB115]

That’s crazy. Everything before the closing bit was hilarious. That titanic bit was fucking killer

[@PatrickShaughnessy-y3j]

Chappelle has not made me laugh ever since he came back from the dead

[@alann4598]

After all these years, it still blows my mind that she didn’t even flush

[@veryfastcar100]

or that the duck fell out of the bag

[@MarilynJ.]

And surf’s still up

[@wakenow1]

You got that right fatty.

[@kodymonroe2613]

And It still stinks

[@teestrypzSOG]

@@kodymonroe2613 still cheesy

[@Rod-T]

"a special set of.... teeth" 🤣🤣🤣 funniest throw away comment ever

[@tommylob1409]

That got me 😂

[@Rbdr1111]

I came to post this lol

[@herpallday1284]

22:11 lol fucking died laughing

[@p.j.wilkins1321]

Had to pause the f'ing video... laughing too hard...

[@jebhutchinson7304]

Joe should replace Larry David after he retires Curb this season. 1st episode “You were in the road!” 2nd ep “The Leaf Blower”, 3rd ep “The Dining Room is closing.”

[@mike20855]

the first time i saw him do stand up he immediately reminded me of Larry. he sounds just like him and makes the same kind of jokes. def could have his own show

[@BrickTop06]

It's amazing seeing such a popular podcast be so unpopular. People love it but super low views even two days later, despite being one of the originals. I realize it's just that they don't have guests, so it's almost more pure for that reason.

[@R.Tafolla]

7:01 “Nate Bargatze” “Never heard of him” Haha. I still go back to that clip where Mark farts in the mic while Nate is talking and Nate looks so annoyed haha.

[@brunodanner7777]

Nate....what a puss

[@bluesyjazzcat31]

LOL “I don’t know if I should say this.” “SHE LIED!” 😂😂😂

[@geffcassuto]

I laughed harder at kook nucleus than I have in months!! Kook Nukem

[@laurencezemlick1979]

Joe is right, the Chapelle special stunk.

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Chapelles worst beats joes best anyday

[@Desttoaster]

@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss joes specials make me laugh not nod in agreeance every 15 minutes

[@brunodanner7777]

Exactly- Chapelle preaches. Joe makes me laugh.

[@beazyb]

10 mins of Chapelles greatest specials are better than Joe's whole career and I'm a fan of Joe.

[@brunodanner7777]

@@beazyb ok. Im happy for you- but...Joe's style is way funnier for me!

[@Elijah-fc3ex]

This new era of feisty Joe is great

[@cesarzavala6327]

Joe's Asian voice always gets me

[@MarilynJ.]

Literally read this comment as he did it 😂

[@chadmcdougall2536]

Shane Gillis moment

[@brunodanner7777]

​@chadmcdougall2536 the asian businessman mssp pod is legendary

[@martinlocante]

HUEHHHHHHH

[@cjkewley]

Heeeeuhhhh quodoba

[@No5elfCTRL]

I always save this for Tuesday morning at work. Motivates me to get through the day

[@jewyork718]

Joe is a true New Yorker. Stand offs left & right 🔥

[@Elduderino9097]

More like a karen

[@solohans4740]

This podcast is so refreshing. Same thing but always feels new and unique.. I have download ever available one and have gone thru them all over the past few months

[@Ohchalkinkoh]

"Who is Frida Kahlo? Is that Evita?" "No, that's Spain". Tuesdays with history lessons 😂😂😂

[@mjm5081]

😆 😆 😆 😆

[@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885]

Their ignorance is depressing yet impressive.

[@mjm5081]

@@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 In Joe's defense, I've never seen Freddie Kalua and Evi Ta in the same room!

[@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885]

@@mjm5081 You mean Evita? Like Eva Peron from Argentina (not Spain). I rest my case! :)

[@mjm5081]

@@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 😉

[@FanYarnla]

The world better watch out Joe List is unhinged - love this version of him

[@Vonmeyerstein]

Yes! I see it in his specials too and I’m just like, “keep going keep going!”. Dude doesn’t need to be so afraid of Kooks, just needs let that rage monster out.

[@zbabyfresh3911]

It always makes me laugh when Mark tries to blow on his coffee through the tiny mouth hole

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

Not the brightest card in the shed. His naïveté on all things Mexico (and the US for that matter) are 2nd hand embarrassing af.

[@prodbyhomealone]

@@DemocracyFirst2025u good bro?

[@meredith12438]

"The thing about America is it kinda sucks." "Well, it has its perks." "Perc addiction" Very funny

[@t1nma5k22]

Joe List is Top Tier Comic. One of the BEST!

[@RyanJC1992]

Nearly as good as Mark!

[@sean_pmcg]

@@RyanJC1992no need for that, sir

[@jcarn76]

Just saw him in Tacoma. Super funny, but I gotta say his wife had the best joke of the night.

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

Top of the list for me!

[@kanifalam7835]

Every time Norman complains about flying all I hear is "queefs you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going they're going to queefify me"

[@richardpeterson9449]

Awesome ep boys! Thanks as always!!

[@Recoveringdadpodcast]

I just got my Tuesdays shirt. The intro storyboard. Love you guys.

[@marniebrimhall986]

Awesome EP!!!! You guys were on fire!

[@maxpower8619]

Saw Mark in Jacksonville this weekend. Hilarious show. He is a lot shorter than I thought tho...

[@Philthy_777]

What? Mark is short? I thought he was like 5'10-5'11. That's crazy, internet said he's 5'6, he can't be that short right lol? How tall is Joe List? I thought he was the short one. It would blow my mind if Joe is like 6'2 😂

[@evankramer2589]

25 reasons why this pod is the best

[@remainparanoid]

51:57 - The build up was amazing to only be let down by Joe's "Who tf is Billy Eichner." Moments like this are gold haha.

[@rodrigo__angel]

- we went to Frida Kahlo's house - who's Frida Kahlo? - she's an artist with Diego Rivera, they were a married couple - is that Evita? - no, that's Spain Boy, I love these two dumdums 😂😂😂

[@mjm5081]

😆 😆 😆 😆

[@Isaacelijahmusic]

I hope I never do anything stupid in public if I happen to be in the same room as Joe List. 😆 brutal! The vigilant observer, the Lord of laughs, Mr Merciless, the East Coast Killer!

[@zpiral112358]

joe not knowing frida kahlo or leon trotsky has me pulling my hair out

[@_m_m4]

48:33 she didn’t lie, you’re mark Normand. lol 😂❤

[@colleenann772]

Jerry is desperate to find a hot comedian to glob on to. Nobody cares about him. Let Nate have him.😂

[@andrestein6022]

Seinfeld wasn't funny

[@thatgreenslime9517]

​@@andrestein6022 it feels like you just said the n word

[@Cytc33]

@@andrestein6022he also dated a minor but everyone seems to forget that

[@laptv2144]

@@Cytc33 yeah total pervert

[@colleenann772]

@@Cytc33 and he’s major prick. He needs to go away.

[@courtneyg678]

normand singing the BEST beatles tune, ever in my opinion 🫶🏻

[@robertallenburton7455]

I'm so happy that Jerry and Nate were able to use our boy Mark to get to each other. He must feel as useful as last month's Christmas tree!

[@williamgriesmer4313]

You guys were locked in for this episode. Fantastic

[@KING_PHILLIP]

Heh I had to check out the Tim Hortons pooper video thanks to you two 😂 thanks for that 😅

[@JoshuaMehojevich]

Joe and mark is peak pod

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

Worked at the chipotle and it was totally acceptable if you're only getting chips and salsa!

[@DesignRhythm]

"I gave her the old taco canoe" X^)

[@benjameshowden]

Joe not leaving Chipotle when asked is borderline maniacal

[@mjm5081]

Joe "Falling Down" List

[@bubsssbunny]

I’m sad they didn’t make a “see DMX” pun when he said CDMX. CDMX gon’ give it to ya

[@kingRagnar616]

Love me some Tuesday's 🎉🎉🎉

[@leericaltheonly]

A drift is adrift, like smooth. 😂

[@danielwestereng155]

BARELY 5 min in and I LOVE IT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@esterrut9702]

" Bham- not a hotbed of comedy. Did a theater- super fun. " that's why bham is awesome.. it surprises you with its coolness.

[@Cytc33]

Joe sounds just like my Asian parents, spot on impression

[@MattAndTaniaKlecker]

Spin off of the peeves Joe confrontations. Watch out kooks! Joe cracks the next one that try’s to roll up on him. I’m callin it!

[@JimJamesMyName]

It's sweet when Joe Joe dyes his hair for the pod and us Tuesgays. **unzips**

[@shirtlesslager]

Joe may be a member of the Hair Club.

[@sirmaffew]

​​@@shirtlesslager Hair Club for gays

[@prince13896]

Joe loves "rock 'n' roll" these days. I don't judge... BUT YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF SHOES WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, FELLA.

[@TheBrokeASSS]

I love when you guys don't Google something, And just say what you think it is for about five or ten minutes straight. So entertaining

[@calvinhazen7310]

"Evita?" "No, that's Spain." lmao

[@RedBernie]

Lmao “suicide watch” s/o to the sponge and wop

[@El_Chompo]

mark is right, pedestrians have the right of way. there is a cultural shift of moving back to making cities and towns for people first and cars second now, instead of the last 50 years of cars coming first and people being second and having to jump out of the road when cars come instead of being able to live in it more like on those pedestrian only streets that people love to be around.

[@pressrepeat2000]

Yeah exactly. Joe’s a terrible human being.

[@wc6046]

“I’ve got a special set of teeth”

[@joe32623yr]

From afar, the logo looks like an Ice Cream logo 🍦🍦

[@after1001]

"we're cool because we don't even care enough to fix our poster behind us" ...

[@brunodanner7777]

Obviously a Nikky Nimrata Haley supporter. Try harder!

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

"Who the hell is Billy Eichner?" 😳😳 Who is Frida Kahlo?" 😳😳😳😳

[@danielpaiva5362]

I think this new Joe is about to blow up similarly to Louie after the first baby.

[@luciferigno408]

Vigilante Joe stories are great. I could listen to those all day...all gay.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

That wasn’t just in Canada, it was in Tim Horton’s: the most Canadian place we got. It was in British Columbia which is filled w junkies.

[@Itsfunnyyoushouldsaythat]

Easy there Katt Williams! 😂

[@bodiebee9022]

A TUESGAY on MLK it had to be epic ! 😂

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

No way an Uber from Logan to Cape Cod on Xmas Eve was only 100 bucks lol

[@ryanzinck4905]

45:47 cartel, Dave Attell. One of top riffs very nice

[@vectormedianews]

Normand TRASHED Jo Koy (details included)

[@feuxyo4859]

DESPERATE

[@vectormedianews]

?

[@cindyo6298]

Lol Mark eats trash, I'm not surprised he was immune to the Montezuma

[@benjaminbrown324]

Joe is seriously Michael Douglas from falling down . At first it was funny . Now it’s a bit scary . Careful there ol listeroo

[@mjm5081]

Thought the same thing! In Joe's defense, with every passing day I get that character more and more!

[@laptv2144]

It’s not just towns that aren’t doing great. Cities also look terrible. The only nice places in America are affluent suburbs and urban burbs. Look at your very own NYC. Looked better 70 years ago.

[@againstthegrain91]

Heard Mark's story on We Might be drunk already. Still a good story.

[@jackhorsley3912]

Love both of you guys

[@guidemonkey]

M.V.P. = Most Valiant Pooper

[@remainparanoid]

@sohohouse 😂

[@curtisw831]

Joe should just buy his neighbor a battery powered blower and it won't be as loud

[@kimcampbell3092]

Joe.. I believe you're good on the leaf blowing. Pretty sure the law states 15 leaves is the max on a sidewalk. Lol. I have no idea...

[@III-vg4dp]

yeaaaa, been waiting for you queefs

[@nathanschoenke8322]

dad joe is my fave new comedian

[@joryhansen50]

Killer ep Joe!

[@jewyork718]

Joe with a Latina standoff in queens. God damn!!!!

[@junimeme5626]

Thank you for this gay gift on my birthday!

[@Bokertko]

How entitled, these workers just want to clean up and go home from work on Christmas eve and he literally keeps refusing to leave after closing and eating while they're just waiting.. because he wants to be "assertive" Dudes like Karen evolved.

[@chelseasavage3579]

and then threw food on the floor.

[@sirmaffew]

They closed at 3, he was there at 2:30. Either accept that closing must happen with customers in store, or change your holiday hours. Also the psycho sisterfriend-in-law or whoever she was sucks for throwing food on the floor. Disown that insane person. Happy new year, ya queefs!

[@erikrobert8007]

I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!

[@JesusAllinChrist]

Calling Stuff Island “Suicide Watch” is hilarious and is what Tommy calls living with Chris 😅 he won’t even know now living upstairs

[@chrisintin22]

Joe is starting to sound like DeRosa

[@ar800]

"Go ahead, pod, make my day."--- Clint Sheathwood

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Damn Rockland so far i definitely want to go

[@farshadr2033]

As the grand wizard of wordplay, Mark must've died inside when he said "Schindler's List, the biggest List before Epstein's" and realized his longtime co-host is named Joe LIST and added "or you!" Boy, did that hurt.

[@leftjab6145]

Thank god you get a burrito and not a bowl. They are not the same

[@bigcitybumpus508]

How do you forget your luggage on a plane???

[@flowbee3234]

Is there gonna be a time when we get back to a Tuesdays being recorded within 7 days of its release? I mean, it's January 16th and we're still hearing stories of mistletoe and old Queef Kringle! I'm starting to lose track of which are the O.G. episodes and which are the current ones.

[@ZeppyCustoms]

Shout out to Delco. CHESTER Pa in the house !!!

[@danielwestereng155]

i got set up by cops once in this exact scenario. pedestrians have right of way no matter where it is. always. i got a ticket from a police set up in my town.

[@andrestein6022]

Pedestrians do not have the right of way, when they aren't at a crosswalk lol

[@paulleclaire8252]

Dudes rock!

[@danielwestereng155]

7.5 min in still laughing

[@BryceChillis]

Lol Joe’s one of “those kinds” of parents

[@phillypharmer]

DelCo wish they were from Philly. Please don’t insult us by including that trash with our city 😂

[@ragnaraxelson59]

Canjun man is immune to montezuma.

[@JesusAllinChrist]

I like the confrontational List if I did this it would ruin me 😅☝🏻

[@NWStudiosJ]

Surf's up!

[@lanceslarock]

The sister-in-law was right. Stop instigating things Joe. "New York standard" is just an excuse for bad behavior. Talk to Bobby about the guy who stepped on his dog.

[@lanceslarock]

The restaurant employees were right too... Jesus Joe.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I just started driving in the summer. And slow jaywalkers are the biggest nihilists. I’m from a big city, I live in a small city where lots of people are from even smaller towns and I swear these yokels don’t understand step one of living in a city: get out of the way.