Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

Heyo Tuesgays, it's another hot ep as we're wondering why there aren't missing kids on milk cartons anymore before hearing about Mark's time at Sebastian Maniscalco's show & the Kentucky country fair before Joe has a wild time in Tampa Bay. Check it out!
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[@ethans.4929]

You can tell these poor guys only know comedy! Joe doesn’t know what a gulag is, they both don’t know what a contraction is, and Joe doesn’t know what the silica packet is for. Thank god they’re funny!

[@PrivatelyHanging]

That's why the song says Country Boys can survive, not these citidiots. Lol

[@firstnamelastname180]

I do notice Joe always saying things with confidence that are absolutely wrong, like every episode often multiple times. Sometimes he'll convince mark that he's right and I'm like nooo that's how dumb spreads!

[@bryanbeach8985]

Which is odd because don’t you need to know quite a bit about the world to make funny observations about the things in it

[@davidlericain]

Every episode Joe doesn't know some common word or fact or event. He seems like a smart guy, just not... widely read I guess. Lol. But I love the guy. He kills.

[@mdc2077]

That’s the bit folks That’s why they’re brilliant

[@VexxedIcon]

I love how happy mark is about Schiavone bombing 😂

[@prince13896]

"Not only are the prices transparent... so is my dad!" I like when listening to an ad read pays off.

[@chriswolfe7707]

These guys just riff jokes constantly naturally I love it

[@MaxMaher]

It’s all pipes!

[@WolfataDoor]

“You don’t see missing kids anymore” Genius

[@whataloadofbollox]

I think we all need to give a round of applause for Shellfish coming back to the rescue. p.s. get well soon Chuck.

[@m-linko]

A few episodes ago Shelby was spreading pro vax propaganda. GET THAT SHILL AWAY FROM US

[@lisas5211]

I listen to the podcast at night and just lay in bed laughing my ass off. LOL

[@jimboramen80]

I love how Mark doesn't know what Delta 8 is, but on WMBD they have a sponsor and he says he takes it every night.

[@SkyBabyBoom]

Oh shit we got a snitch lol

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

SHHH THEY MIGHT BE WATCHING

[@parkerswaxmuseum3746]

He DOES wear Sheath underwear though. Seperated weiner and testicals!

[@LuckyLuch1]

If you think they use anything but sheath underwear you got another thing cumming

[@fevolenko3995]

Narc

[@QGDeclined]

"Gulag Marinara" - Joe's next special

[@sebbo1496]

52:33 omg hahahahaha, mark!! "the cosby wake"...this dude is beyond quick

[@PookyWookie]

"Pulling the kids out of the clam." Nice to see Mark using medical terms.

[@WardWyatt]

Some days you need these eps more than others and super grateful today proud to be a Tuesgay!

[@carlf.9035]

This is not a podcast, this is like two 80 year olds sitting outside on a porch and sharing stories of their hay days. They will keep talking even with 5k followers, a crooked tripod and two plastic chairs. What makes them great.

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Haha.. exactly.. last week the wallpaper was falling down on joe and he just stayed there talking... love it! I’d do the same...low maintenance. Fuck the wallpaper, keep the comedy jizzing.. 😂

[@SamBarrass]

I did not know Joe trained BJJ. That's awesome. What belt is Joe?

[@ThePokerStreets916]

My 2 cents...USPS has flat rate priority shipping. A medium box that would be more than large enough to hold the toiletry bag (actually up to 70lbs) would be $15 or less to ship. Classic hotel fuckery, probably have a $70 "service fee" to toss your stuff in a box and tape a label to it. Serenity now!!!

[@michaelhenderson643]

I ship products through usps. You can order a flat rate box of the size you need to be delievered with your mail. The hotel people could get it without having to go to the post office. In fact, they probably already have boxes on hand, like any business usually does. Its free to have the box sent with your mail, and they pick it up for you as well.

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

Joe, devoting a block of each ep to adopting all these RW grievances while never sprinkling in any humor or criticizing the RW at all, just sux. Perpetuating the ignorance and social strife in our spiraling democracy. Turn off JRE. Quit getting your news from comedy clubs, and be curious. ❄️

[@scorpiodragonfly]

@@DemocracyFirst2025 so says the close minded, far leftist who's not curious enough to deeply research things for themselves; with a mind always open to being proven incorrect about any thought or belief.

[@manr123]

Last weeks episode didn't have the episode description like it does today. Probably cause no Shelbo. Tell the guy with back problems and glasses to continue these descriptions once Shelbo does eventually leave.

[@dzind]

Joe is my only source of global news.

[@colleenann772]

I’m here cuddling my Pusey cat,and he loves listening to your podcast. 😂 👏

[@cb7pwn]

that logo on the wallpaper reminds me of the logo for Drumstick icecream, i just cant see anything else ...

[@MyBobbyjohnson]

Omg you guys SUCK at being NOT funny. Just fucking love you to pieces. You always make my day. On episode 318 and can’t wait to catch up on more. I listen to at least two episodes a day

[@NeilAllesee]

my birthday is coming up in September, it'd mean a lot if mark and Joe could switch seats and every couple of minutes they say something about how wacky the new seats are. thanks!

[@shirpradhan2583]

Mark would feel extremely out of place XD

[@que_sera_sarah_85]

😂 you guys are the best, so many laughs! 💙

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

“A Womb with a View”! 🤣

[@The-D-Hoyt]

State fair going on in KY? The new(newest) comedy club in Louisville is DT, the State Fair is held over by the airport at the State fairgrounds. And the State fair is in Aug.

[@tkennethmonet4364]

Please tell me Mark knows pregnant women are having “contractions” 😅 although if that’s not a bit, it might be even funnier! Either way, I’m gay!!!

[@whataloadofbollox]

it's a little known fact that actually listening to what Mark says makes us dumber.

[@DesignRhythm]

Queef me? Queef you!!

[@fevolenko3995]

That's crazy, my father's gay! Tippy toe tipping toe

[@ltsgoyanks]

"The Cosby wake!" LMAO

[@herpallday1284]

The swoop! 😂

[@thomasmaguire683]

Marc Normand I love you!

[@bp4861]

What's with the "C"

[@prince13896]

I don't even know what Shelby looks like and this is still the comeback of the year.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Comment deleted :(

[@AnthonyLETSPARTY]

Do you guys need help editing the podcast? lol

[@jerrilehane7815]

I bought my ticket to see the next CHUCK TRACTION super-hero movie where he's tearing up video editing with blank pages,clippities,hard-edge gaffs with gaffer's tape,goofus sound queefs,but WAIT! There's MORE...

[@seanpages__]

Joe “we’ve probably talked about this before” List and Mark “your in on the ground floor” Normand.

[@vincerodriguez209]

mark you got that right normand

[@jesseloden4698]

“Underwear” *Mean mug* **CROWD GOES WILD**

[@JR-tc7ck]

Best Gay duo since Batman & Robin.

[@aburns89]

7mins!!! Bring back Shelbo!

[@aburns89]

I take it back, Shelby is on the 1s&2s. We love ya Chucky!!

[@xXTheTechMan23Xx]

"The Cosby wake"🤣🤣🤣

[@pernelljunior2297]

"Yea.. you're on fumes?..What happened?...😆😆😆

[@scottforster8361]

“Columbine should sell pizza.” 😂

[@NickDiazofNauts]

I’ll have 1 “Gulag Marinara”

[@wearelegends553]

“Pedho Pizza” I am hungry 🤣

[@Tropicool]

Poof Swoop down the Poop Shoot.

[@fakeyawns]

Joe with pure gold @38:25

[@Flotronic]

That was one sick sloppy jaloppy

[@coppercoleman1519]

Hey joe don't be afraid to let mark talk a little

[@fevolenko3995]

Mark and Joe, one Kentuck, one No Kentuck

[@ThePokerStreets916]

52:34..... "the Cosby wake". 💀

[@Protectobot]

There are no more missing kids in my world cos I can’t drink dairy milk anymore 😆

[@kevinstec89]

Hey Joe, I had 3 nicknames in high school and they were indeed, stink, stank and stunk. Mainly stank. True story.

[@bori1986]

These 2 are great together

[@brittnis7294]

oo I can't wait to see the reveal for Tampa in August

[@seanprasad8687]

Saw you in DC! It was awesome!

[@stanleykubik1778]

totally comin to the april 25th show at Grove 34 !

[@DNYGdj]

So lucky to be living in LA, its still Monday here 😂😂

[@DesignRhythm]

Yeah but you're still in LA 🙃

[@0Akeldama0]

fun story with the pizza gate thing, the guy shot 1 bullet and it hit the hard drive of the computer. The list of coincidences go on!

[@BoboftheEarth]

I'm warming up to the comedy sub-plot of ongoing technical difficulties on this pod. Classic gays

[@alexcoyg3281]

Vera Farmiga is the "clicks" one to think about

[@TheBastardSermon]

Blake Hammond got a mention on the show and he's a great Cincinnati comedian. We just had him on our podcast and he had us dying laughing the entire time. Thanks for supporting the lesser known comics that are funny guys. Yall rule.

[@aroseparade]

Spanktometer high on dis one!

[@pernelljunior2297]

"Woooh...SILICA".....😆😆😆

[@steve7015]

LOL when will Joe figure out Mark's not coming over to socialize.

[@FlightsNemesis]

Mark when are you going to be at Palm Beach Improv

[@estebanrey80]

Massage Chuck....dream job 😍🥰😍

[@RequiemForABuckeye]

Joe was way too proud of that Gay-Tour idea

[@chriskasatka2095]

Feehan is a funny lass!

[@zakzak5892]

Gold!!

[@patrick815]

Clay County is what Mark was thinking of

[@davefletcher9393]

great shit guys

[@2g4u7y]

Might just be because the number is ㄣ⃒ but I tell ya this one was special. These two were on this whole pod. Thanks fellas. OG Tuesgay & proud!

[@RoyoSker]

1:06 Never heard of Amber alerts??

[@xtrakewlguy666]

Do you need someone else to handle the cameras? I know how to plug a camera into an electrical outlet and how to pay more than $15 for camera memory.

[@jerrilehane7815]

Welcome Chuck,who is now posting Twee eter content.

[@MrEggula]

lill lit the sing for a first start this ep .... says a lot to using .... u sharsh om

[@Just_here_for_fun]

You guys are so awesome. Fun fact; listening to you guys at 2.0X speed while high is the goddamn best. 👍

[@jerrilehane7815]

I ghostwrote the Soul Asylum sonf Runaway Train 1987 with my vid concept using the milk carton kids in hopes of finding these kids & raising awareness.

[@WKRP187]

You were in on the ground floor!

[@KingRaider74]

Damn Joe was pumping ups Schbone for so long! God damn I laughed really hard when you gays say he bombed and got special needs schriners hospital kids laughs!

[@edgarsmoonrocks1562]

Go Sabres!

[@MrEggula]

I can't believe it's this is but I'll believe it (believing is makes it to this podcast Kim Congdon Sorry can be alerted?

[@CaryBoers]

will the live show be released as a patreon?

[@TuesdayswithStories]

yes!

[@boxgrafik]

Is Chuck still alive?

[@TuesdayswithStories]

Barely.

[@chriskasatka2095]

"You're like the trans in the 80s. In 40s years, maybe you'll get there, but right now... we hate ya!"

[@Iamwatchinit]

Are you trying to make the "no video part" a running joke?

[@LiquidDaylight]

Exactly what I was thinking with my comment above. It's gotta be on purpose. Lol. Those damned queefs!

[@lostsoul2184]

Please , please please post the pateron live episodes here too later . Maybe like a couple of months later , so we can watch them . I can't pay for Patron . My country doesn't allow it :(

[@ole_limberlegs]

What if you use a VPN?

[@lostsoul2184]

@@ole_limberlegs do you know the exchange rate for ریال ?! :)) If I sell my none existing dull house I might be turn it into 5 bucks :))) paypal and banking system doesn't work here neither

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@lostsoul2184 where are you fellow Gay?

[@lostsoul2184]

@@ole_limberlegs the other north Korea between Iraq and Afghanistan :))

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@lostsoul2184 Careful being Gay out there my friend. You belong in the states here with us. I'm worried for you.

[@ScoldAudits]

Here's the thing, guys, if you go just 10 minutes outside of Louisville, you'll find all those people you hear about. They don't go into the big city.

[@jerrilehane7815]

Spinal Diffidence,onomatopoeia,yoko ono disease,swervy scurvy,preying mantis hips...what,CHUCK ???

[@parithian8462]

You look like you're surrounded by giant boxes of cereal

[@chavy6]

cant wait for Joe's special!!!!!

[@jerrilehane7815]

Slip a disc or ya got yur spinal fusion like mini me in a pygmy pot.

[@Lissssssah]

pike is a fish, coming down the long fugly boney fish?

[@MurphmanCometh]

Yeah like when you drive your car on the turnfish

[@itsmewangle9030]

Mark... I was at your show in Louisville! Fucking hilarious man! I actually live in Louisville. I'm glad to see a decent comedy club open up here. Also sounds like you stayed at a shitty hotel.

[@mrmileskp]

Is the Patreon this bad with all the technical issues & shit?

[@carlf.9035]

Nope, you get more technical difficulties so definitely worth the cost you get double the surprises!!

[@floydawaight49]

And again, thanks for the laughs, great ending, middle and the start was iffy and Queefy in all the right places. You two dudes should watch a Birth video on the podcast and you two can give witty commentary and blow by blow chunks by chunks Placenta previews and Umbilical updates. You two get an education and we get a laugh and maybe we will get sympathy dry heaves. Ah come on ya pansy's .. PeaceOrElse

[@kokorolex]

Delta 8 is the best, as in the legal diet weed for Florida and other non-green states.

[@benpreston2163]

What's with the video stops in the last few videos?

[@fakeyawns]

Pretty sure just a lack of professionalism.

[@ole_limberlegs]

It happens with a lot of podcasts. Video stops for whatever reason... most other podcast hosts are constantly checking to see if the little red light is on, apparently joe and mark don't notice.

[@carlf.9035]

Not enough air conditioning in the room

[@chuckseasel9505]

Joe List is friends with Terry Schiavone?

[@steratorefriends6596]

These guys both don't know the difference between traction and contraction?

[@deenot4878]

Link your merch in the description queefs

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

c o m e d y

[@powershift2024]

I must have my YT settings on "Visually Disabled." Either that or this weed is way too strong... Great Ep tho.

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Why does Joe look kinda hot with the more unkempt look?😉

[@amandapanda3208]

You’re correct I’m into him on this pod more than usual. I’m normally only crushing on mark…

[@innercitywastemelbourne5665]

It's a shame the production level doesn't match the comedy level

[@LiquidDaylight]

@@avidadolares lol

[@steve7015]

I think it does. Raw and spontaneous. It's part of the charm, any couch any office, any lighting, they just rock and roll. Why don't we put a gaudy looking sign right here and tell some stories and a few jokes.

[@antonio_carvalho]

At least we got the audio in the video/audio lottery