Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

[@sunny_froyo]

The AC is not that bad guys, didn't even notice it until you mentioned it. Leave it on, be comfortable, take off your shoes, maybe blow each other!

[@pressrepeat2000]

LOL, that’s exactly what I thought they’d start doing when I saw the outfits they were wearing this week!

[@deadstellarengine]

Joe looks like he has a 6 week old kitten in his shorts

[@Mrsmp2000]

He’s smuggling Greg in there

[@vasishtvasan75]

@@Mrsmp2000 it's a smug fit

[@DamnWow]

This pod shows the height difference between these two wild queefs Joe’s legs are in 3D somehow

[@Josepheus_Hallelujah]

Is list tall?

[@malibuice650]

@@Josepheus_Hallelujah 6' 3"

[@jacobrouton7709]

That queasy Queef be packin too. Sheesh

[@TrevorScanlan]

Shorty shorts arent helping

[@sernastyle]

Recap: Mark almost died, but instead he killed.

[@DestinationDank24]

Jumped back 100 episodes and I’m not mad at it!

[@kekmountain2882]

Your heart could have easily stopped while u were asleep, I'm glad you're alive bud we need ya

[@margaretsander8419]

Typically I’m not a listener, but I tuned in because “We Might Be Drunk” hasn’t posted this week. Great show! Btw, Oppenheimer was the lead on the Manhattan Project.

[@nathanmeyer5364]

You gotta search “we might be drunk” because they finally have a handle and don’t both upload it anymore. It’s up! And as always, great.

[@whatsamata1888]

Joe: there’s a little lip under the counter Mark: (softly) cleft palate

[@wiggityp]

fuck yeah.

[@robertmartinez9480]

I was at the 9pm show on Friday waiting to get in. I thought it was running late cuz Mark was killing but it's even funnier that he says he bombed. Come to think of it the people walking out were pretty quiet. Glad he's heathy but now you know S.A. is a party town! He did kill the second show.

[@Danielacastillohi]

The gays look like they’re in one of those optical illusion rooms where one person on one end looks gigantic and the person on the opposite end looks tiny

[@samkilgore2373]

I was at the early Friday show in San Antonio. Mark still killed it even though he was clearly off. Thanks for the awesome show and for not canceling!

[@vic1torious]

List should be a goddamn leg model. Look at those bad boys.

[@xavierpaquin]

He should be a crotch model

[@rawpower12xu]

On a side note: Mark, dude you are fucking fearless but don’t push it buddy. You are more beloved than you imagine

[@rawpower12xu]

@Cody Heckert I should have said Reckless perhaps... So many stories where a lot of things could go wrong since the start and he still goes for it haha

[@davidperez5089]

While you're at it, quit eating random bung!! HA!! U queef!

[@BeRoyal37]

Agreed. Joe feels the same way I bet

[@stephenruiz8127]

Fricken love this and we might be drunk. Such a treat througout each week.

[@Diana-xn3ro]

God DAMN, fatty!!! NEVER mix booze and benzos. We love ya! Don't die!

[@matguerra333]

I do it everyday, it's fine. Green Hulks are not benzos, their Vicodin (painkillers...) Dan is a dumbass

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Yeah usually I don't listen to comment section knowledge but absolute fax, paramedic I knew told me that booze and benzos is a great way to accidentally wake up dead

[@sketcharmslong6289]

@@matguerra333 haha mate I've done it many times too but every day? really not that fine bud 😂

[@benpreston2163]

@@matguerra333 ya but you will have to have dialysis when you are 40 cause your liver is funked up

[@shootboxpodcast]

@@sketcharmslong6289 if you don't wake up dead, you're waking up with a criminal record

[@rawpower12xu]

Man, that pill story is actually scary

[@AlanMaxey]

Yeah like I was laughing but it's like jesus, dude. Don't die please.

[@j.b.7133]

Joe really yelled at him off camera, because he’s a good dude. The random pill game is beyond dumb, and this guy already drinks too much. Not good

[@MaxBeamer]

@@j.b.7133 damn didnt kno u were there..

[@j.b.7133]

@@MaxBeamer correct

[@JJM2222]

he was fishing for a bit imo

[@lopezpdvn]

Martes con Historias, con Marco Normando y José Lista!

[@rich697]

I laugh every time joe says my fathers gay randomly

[@reneschoolderman7835]

Yessss. Thuesdays with shorts

[@jessebrown1116]

Lmfao

[@AustinG23]

I was at the second San Antonio show!

[@tds7078]

I’ve lost so much melanin listening to this

[@dcool2u2]

Thank you Joe for the strong words and tough love you showed Mark at the end of his story. I think you said what we all were thinking. Mark, I'm just a queefy Tuesgay but please stop accepting drugs from these randos. We want you around for a long long time!

[@dinomerk9149]

Lol I used to get green hulks in high school and marks story is exactly wat would happen to u if u were drinking and take one lol theyre no joke

[@jacobrouton7709]

Yeah he totally took 3-4 Bars like they were blue footballs and turned into a zombie. I think he either was really stupid with his dosing and took em while he was wasted or they guy hooking him up didn't properly explain how powerful those things are

[@jacobrouton7709]

Also that dude who was with him the whole time and hooked him up, the ex-addict," is either the coolest guy on the planet and a lifesaver or totally drugged him to professionally"leap-frog." I.e-He used Mark's face to login to his phone and get a mainline to the manager, probably established a relationship for saving Mark's weekend, instantly has a wild story and "clout" within the Comedy community, etc. The list goes on but I just got a funny feeling about this one

[@B34STIFIED]

@@jacobrouton7709 the ex addict was the host, the opener was getting him the help

[@freddiealejandre3462]

Lol I've stayed at that red roof during fiesta and yeah it's bad . Glad u made it through Mark . Love u down here in Texas.

[@adamgm84]

Sitting here, 6'3". shorts binding up just like Joe's. Life is good.

[@ATX-Hi8]

Had to stare at Joe's package for an hour straight.

[@d.j.ashley]

Same thing here man except I'm what the gays refer to as a "disgusting fat person." Not bragging 🥴

[@liljillface123]

What a wild story! Just glad Mark is okay now, that could of ended badly. I don't want to subscribe to another podcast so please stay alive buddy! And what a good guy Joe letting that mouse out safely, I feel like Joe and Sarah would be such sweet parents. Love you gays!

[@adamvogt7937]

Was she a registered nurse?? Uhh she had gloves... 🤣🤣

[@jesse_t1000]

Definitely never heard of Xanax being called Green Hulks..lol. Xanax bars are usually a long tablet but white. Like Joe said, Xanax is a banzo and affects drinking severely. Glad youre okay Mark! And shout out to the Young Blood for having your back.

[@bens5974]

There's green ones, different mg

[@Buglife.352]

Incredible hulks, green 5mg bars

[@SurrealiS]

Any RX's that are white are normally generic, the green / yellow bars are name brand Xanax. For instance when Joe mentioned he did xanax all the time "back in the day" those were most likely the .25mg or .5mg's and generix it sounds like this dude hooked up Mark w real deal Bars which is WAY more MG's than what most "non-initiated" as I call them (aka non drug addicts) are used to seeing. But yes generic bars are normally white, and are easily divided into 3-4 doses.

[@jesse_t1000]

@@SurrealiS yeah i mean a whole bar on top of booze is a recipe for disaster regardless. This queef better be careful, we cant lose him!

[@BananaCatLeon]

Awesome Quebec Nordiques shirt! 👕

[@HelloCecilia]

You should never turn to drugs to help you sleep Mark (besides weed, it's natural lols). Try chamomile, lavender or ginger tea before bed, maybe a diffuser with Bulgarian lavender will knock ya out? Take care. ♥️

[@harbordetail6852]

Yo ep406, listed as ep306 on youtube. Mazel

[@diaperriflez9391]

One of my favorite eps in a looong time. Mouse and red roof stories were both killer!

[@jakeegarris]

Nothing like a benzo blackout to really make you rethink things

[@TheNotaryMom]

Hi Hitler! I've been a fan a both of you for a while and I'm embarrassed to say I just started listening to your podcast. Im binging it all day. It's giving me something to live for. You guys really know how to tell a story! Mark never ever ever mix Xanax and alcohol again 🙏🏻 Gay for life ❤️

[@Gibsoncustom89]

Loving the effort of trying to figure out the splitting of the atom then moving on to bananas

[@kylevids3951]

You are easily impressed huh.

[@chriskirk2915]

Sounds like a Xanax bar it’s like 3 reg ones

[@Norvillescoobs]

The double mic fart is a whole new level of friendship

[@bsykesbeats]

Hey Shelbo, it says 306 in the title, but it should say 406.

[@greatscott175]

Does the title read ep 306 instead of 406?

[@JuanHunnaIIX]

So...i havent listened yet but by the title im assuming Xanax....am i right?

[@kaiharris]

The double mic fart really wrecked me 😂😭

[@viON95]

Haven't felt this gay since last week

[@MaxBeamer]

😂😂😂

[@shadymercury]

love when the one guy takes his shoes off to chill in his black socks

[@HBinnie1]

What I imagine Marks final words will be 54:37

[@andrewdylanjones1562]

You're not supposed to take the whole bar,they have 4 grooves in them you're just supposed to take a quarter of one lol each pill is 2mg , so a quarter is half a mg

[@rebeccaanne8546]

Hey took a few of them too

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

Joe is right. Mark is lucky to be alive. Also, whenever u have a pill ur unfamiliar w/, Google the imprint on the pill and it well tell u what it is. If the imprint is scratched off, throw it away.

[@JBGC916]

Mark got a big ol Xanny bar.. those green ones are rare these days...

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

@@PearlDrumsHead no no that’s why fentanyl is so dangerous. It’s being snuck into everything on the black market. U think you’re taking a benzo or a low dose opiate, it’s laced w/ fentanyl, u go to sleep forever. Happens every day.

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

@@PearlDrumsHead my last comment bc you’re boring me- I never implied Mark took fentanyl. I said he’s lucky he’s alive bc it could’ve been. Take it away fatty!

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

he’s lucky to be alive in general. he probably did just take too much xanax, mixing benzos with booze is so damn dangerous and makes you blackout and you don’t remember a thing

[@nichole8609]

"thigh meat" 😂 Dang that story Mark told is hilarious but pretty worrisome.

[@ChundaCaChunda]

I love you Mark Normand! I’m a little hungover and a little gay ❤️

[@doug892]

Is she a registered nurse? Ahh, she had gloves... lol

[@jhansen7443]

haha Mark you had 2mg bars my man. We used to call those green school busses.

[@locast4365]

Sounds like the Party Nurse took my VIP table that I didn't show up for since I was still queefing it up in Cancun. Glad you're still alive Mark!

[@likwidmagik]

Joe List with the Qu.bec Noridques shirt! YEEEESSSSS!

[@davidgarrison8053]

Colbert's Peabody must be pissin' Joe off 🤣

[@GwizProducer84]

" it's not up there it's in the kitchen ". Is a bit no question. Had me dying

[@nvmm166]

Sounds like a normal drinking and Xanax story, ive had a couple lol

[@TheUnitedWeStand1776]

"Thought it was leslie jones" 😂😂

[@andrewb.2895]

Martes con cuentos! Comedia! 👊

[@CarlosSantos-gs2hp]

im portuguese living in Luxembourg... and i missed seeing you... daaaamn... hope you guys come to portugal too.. its a beautiful country and we all speak english... queef... aaaalright

[@droo74]

The best story I've heard so far!

[@damiandichico6940]

Hey Guys is it possible to catch-up to the current Tuesday instead of lagging behind a week? Just curious.. huuge fan

[@MaxBeamer]

thats 100% xanax 😂 next time break off a fourth Normand..

[@3sheekfpv976]

thank you! all these dumb comments are so annoying.. the green rectangular Xanax thats scored into 4 segments is the 2mg alprozolam mark is probably used to taking the .5 mg football shaped xanax pills.. if youre not used to it and take an entire “hulk” especially after drinking you can be out for 2 days.. sleepiness, memory loss and acting silly/ lowered inhibitions are the most common effects, not fentanyl (aside from the sleep), and fent wont last that long, PLUS! they dont normaly counterfeit the hulks or the blue xanax bars(yet) for a few reasons that i wont get into, the white and yellow are the most counterfeited xanax. not to mention texas generally is known as the regions supplier of authentic pills sourced from the thousands of crooked docs, pill mills, and pharmaceutical storage facilities where millions of pills seem to vanish from every year..

[@freemancrosby1261]

Glad I found some normal people here! Jesus Christ, considering this is a nsfw comedy podcast you’d think some folks would have some experience with recreational drug use. Haha.

[@nitricpumps]

@@3sheekfpv976 Not sure where you are but here in canada the green hulks and yellow buses are very popular to be pressed/counterfeited, usually it is flualp instead of alprazolam, or some other analogue. Actually almost all xanax available from the black market here is pressed and is rarely just alprazolam.

[@clevermissfox]

@@3sheekfpv976 why wouldn't they counterfeit the blue or green? Curious.

[@LizaVillarreal3]

Love these two queefs. Great episode! 👍

[@TrevorScanlan]

If he took 3 greens, he is lucky to be breathing

[@AshkonHobooti]

this ain't episode 306

[@kevintester2527]

WE CAN'T HEAR THE AIR CONDITIONER. STOP BAKING YOURSELVES. You're not a chocolate queef cookie! 😂

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

That’s bad news bears, Jerry!

[@chattanoogapropertymanagem3622]

It was my flue game 😂😂

[@mkmstillstackin]

Luxembourg's an awesome country. You gotta check it out.

[@nickm6515]

Mark glad you are okay can tell Joe is a true friend and cares for you just like that mouse. Don't do anything stupid would like to see you do stand up live in person sometime soon.

[@AtilioEscobar]

Mark too a WHOLE Zany bar. Come on man! =]

[@janeoppo4886]

Great story Mark! It was probably a xanax bar, long rectangular pill. The dosage is imprinted on the pill, they are usually 2mg. The smaller white pill Joe described are normally 0.25 or 0.5mg

[@gourmetghost]

the green hulks off the street have always made me puke and black out so I see where mark is coming from, if he had a schoolbus(yellow 2mg) he might not have had such a great tale!

[@Carebear_311]

Those bitches were pressed. They didn't come from a pharmacy.

[@andrewdylanjones1562]

The white ones are the lowest .25

[@BOSprodz]

8:32 I was expecting Mark to say that it actually was a 'yellow lab'

[@AntonioThunderbottom]

Couldn't hear the AC. Joe's anxiety strikes again! haha

[@garthvooder1402]

From what he described the pill looking like it was a Xanax long skinny and green but it's four doses they have three lines where you break them. My buddy back in the day took a whole one after drinking and passed out on his front steps and I had to watch over him all night

[@PearlDrumsHead]

It’s not 4 doses. It’s a 2mg pill just like the rest of the Xanax bars. They were probably just fresh. The green ones are always strong af

[@xaviernavy]

BTW, Berlin is WAY better than Frankfort.

[@JohnnyNatrium]

Holy shit, I don't often make a face when I'm by myself listening to people who can't see me, but my face was contorting like a clown and agaping like a porn whore when I heard this story of a man who not only tells people where to go on vacation, but lived in a world of Bizarro Gerry where Berlin was somehow the mistake and FRANKFURT was the place to be. Glad Joe didn't List-en. Berlin is one of the best towns in Europe and Frankfurt isn't even on the List, Joe.

[@nathanboskoski]

I love this story Mark normand I’ve been there before

[@ManOfAKind]

If I ever have a mouse problem, I’m buying a sledgehammer

[@HankG]

Love you Mark, don't want to see anything happen to you. The green pills from a stranger were worrisome enough but to jump back into drinking the next night after having all that happen is next level. Might be time for a break from the partying ya smelly queef.

[@JASP3R_SPOTIFY]

thanks dad

[@mmc577]

Best pod on the internet

[@coreybaum6056]

I don’t remember Beavis and Butthead being this gay. Amazing streak of episodes lately!

[@sayotefries]

This episode is on fire!

[@phoenixmysticised88]

Diggin' List's shorts

[@patrickbaginski]

Crazy this pods not more popular

[@thall3086]

This is an underrated pod

[@sncts8132]

Mark popped a hulk after a night of drinking 😂😂😂sheesh

[@jessebrown1116]

Those shorts Jerry!

[@josephleemartinify]

Mark Normand really took 3 (very most likely pressed) hulk Xanax bars....I’m fuckiing weak....(if you’re a drug user you know how crazy and relatable this story is lmao)

[@dizzy8950]

Yea I've had my run in with benzos few years ago. Lost some friends to it and from it. I hope he quits while he's ahead. He's already got the drinking habit. Hulk and school buses are usually laced af. Fucking Russian roulette.

[@aliblanco2757]

I wish I could hangout with those queefs 🤣

[@mikekin5806]

Mark: "Im hooked up to big bag of yellow jizz." Joe: "Yellow?"

[@pareja90210]

Wtf Mark. I mean at 38. Take it back a notch, queef

[@Arokosaki]

I will say they know how to use a multiple power outlet to the maximum potential.

[@Sacrednalej]

Never take pressed Xanax from strangers

[@marcus8016]

LMAO...love this podcast!

[@AnthonyLETSPARTY]

Love a Joe list video! Even if it's poorly framed like this one

[@babalootukeke]

Hey Mark... Lunes, Lundi is moon day. Sun day is... Drum roll... Sunday :D Queef queef!

[@sketcharmslong6289]

I ain't gonna lie, that's too much sky high thigh on a white guy

[@1w2i3l4t]

That "green hulk" shit could've been laced with fentanyl. Scary. idk wtf mark is doing

[@catherinegilliam4202]

Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theater, not a Kennedy theater

[@chancestance5981]

Xanax will give you no anxiety to a fault plus waking up with no memory and usually missing something if you take enough .

[@LuciaLmfao]

lmao the spanish bit in the beginning