Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack!
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[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

I'm dyin' at the airport scene.... ""They were like what are you selling to make all this money? I think they were implying I'm a drug dealer or a gun runner, and I go I'm selling these, and I pick up a shirt that just says QUEEF", and she's like get the hell out of here." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deanthomasmusic.]

best part!

[@jujubean1185]

44:31

[@Rokuro1]

You can tell it's a back logged ep when they say it's the most beautiful day in NY, meanwhile the skyline has been orange for days lol

[@shaiapouf420]

Dude! they said they had to bundle 5 eps in one day like 4 eps ago. Noobie

[@retroworld1971]

Normand was in my home town Perth Australia 🇦🇺 ❤

[@mjaada]

Calm before the storm

[@mjm5081]

GO CUSE!!!

[@guido60805]

Chicken Parmesan

[@JimJamesMyName]

Name of the band: The Black Keys! They're literally the same thing, too- hello... A PIANO: White Stripes, Black Keys-a PIANO, Jerry!

[@sk8b1rd]

Picturing Mark do the shart woddle made me LOL

[@danielpaiva5362]

QUEEF was the perfect ending to that story LOL

[@musicbymurph001]

"pretending to be a person" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard 🤣

[@blissmustbetheplace]

The Black Keys! ⚡️

[@NEFFxsaVaGe]

Yes, the Brothers album is fantastic! Tighten Up and She’s long gone always on repeat

[@_m_m4]

I had to pause the episode to scream laugh when mark tells the lady what he’s selling to make all that money 😂 You guys are the best! ❤

[@biancadistefano7612]

I love me some Monday Evenings with Stories!

[@AtilioEscobar]

Ha. Nice!

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@tylerschwab3474]

I already know I won't love my future kids as much as I love a Mark Normand travel story

[@3Flutter-Bye]

These thumbnails are getting WAY out of hand, Jerry!! I now know more than any one person should ever know about Joe List's crotch 😜🤪

[@gitgenKE]

He won't 🛑

[@portlandsamber]

My favorite crotchcast.

[@xavierpaquin]

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@cloudbloom]

I love these two they have the same exact thought processes

[@gtube1477]

Never queef outside of your own anal!1!1!111

[@marcelscheuer7643]

«A shart is never a sign of things are going well.» Joe List, 2023

[@stefanmironov6405]

There is always at least one ad read that was recorder deep inside a cave on an old answering machine

[@FranciscoLopez-eq8tv]

The black keys

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Be tomorrow. Be today. Don’t be sorrow. Be gay.

[@thothbaboon]

Astonishing, thank you.

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

How long u had that shoved up yaw father’s asshole for a rainy day?

[@Freezzerman]

Sorrowful*

[@crazypath573]

That sounds pretty gay

[@oghash4912]

👏🏼

[@patrickharris2013]

That airport story is wild 😂😂

[@beachchickensmedia]

i dont mind the zooms! u guys did it the best during the pandemic!

[@exploringwithasmr]

I wish they would bring it back to when they taped in their apartments. Totally different vibe than the ugly set.

[@lucien4980]

​@@exploringwithasmr set is ug

[@Rod-T]

Joe needs to start a band: "Joe List and the Kooks"

[@rickardo3950]

Or maybe just….”🙌✨the kooks” thoughts?

[@Rod-T]

@@rickardo3950 I thought about that but it sounded to much like the kinks lol

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@acaciaesp]

List and the jerrys

[@greatscott175]

35:40 the sneaky edit hiding all 14 of Mark's holocaust scene prompts before Joe begged him to try another theme 👀

[@markketchenjr9335]

Best show on the tubes !! Keep it up you gays

[@richie_williams]

13:26 I’m farting, I’m hungover, I’m gay. The shart story is up there with my all time most laughed at clips ever. Chuck!!! Do you read these comments too or just the patreon? I’ve commented on both now. Throw me a bone here Jerry

[@bradpiff6836]

Best pod out there ❤

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@Iamwatchinit]

Love the airport story - typical Mark! By the way I have a friend who is the same when it comes to trivial things when traveling

[@micaiahoaks6945]

"Well, Lizzo...Big" 😂😂

[@tmacfan824]

Didn't care for "A beautiful Mind" or "The Sopranos"?! Dammit King of Content!

[@Frozen_Bean]

Long john silver, god hates flags, and dad hole. Nice one mark.

[@hipxlovex]

THE BLACK KEYS JERRY

[@Nerflover10097]

Mark is the type of guy to travel with $10k in cash and invoice his management over $420 bruh

[@williampena13]

I hug the cop from behind with my hand on the taser!! 😂💀 - Joe List

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

Mark is the king!

[@monkeywang9972]

I’m newly gay and couldn’t be happier. Happy tuesgay y’all

[@gtube1477]

Why? Was your father gay??

[@scottiesucks]

we love ya, joe ❤

[@dawson1373]

Throw a spoon on the table hahaha

[@TheRaggedies]

Black keys you queefs

[@Frankpflynn]

Thanks for all the work Fellas!

[@quackapatth]

dan arebauch is from the black keys

[@bunnybangz]

It's my bday tmrw and I got dumped thank you two gays for always being the only men I can look forward too 😂❤

[@shanefletcher3430]

happy birthdayyy

[@cloudbloom]

You're in the right place

[@HenryEager]

Happy early bday! Hope you’re doing alright. If they dumped a girl that listens to Mark & Joe, that’s their loss!

[@gtube1477]

Go gay and slay!1!1!1!1

[@biancadistefano7612]

Happy Birthday! Now you can go find someone who deserves you!❤

[@clevermissfox]

You gotta be more careful at the border mark. Hopefully this experience scared you enough.

[@thebigcheeseful]

My favorite show

[@gtube1477]

Why? Was your father gay??

[@wtfobiden]

I just shat

[@anguskd]

Love Joe's Nordique tarp!!!

[@lisasteil8491]

I just Love this podcast 🥰

[@norm4915]

“Think about how tight your asshole is the day you’re born, and think about how loose your asshole is the day you die”- Joe List, June 2023

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

"We need another one!" Mark Normand is god level funny!

[@cheddulous]

News headline: Comedian sharts but it’s no laughing matter.

[@LucianMoon1]

A Life Aquatic, Moonlight Kingdom, Hotel what ever are great.

[@RGEF1006]

I wore a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young t-shirt to Cali Roots.

[@SARMS_KAT]

My favourite part of Tuesdays is Mondays

[@gtube1477]

So gay!!1

[@ole_limberlegs]

54 "lovely days" are said in the bill withers song... I just goog'd it

[@GerritCoulter]

Basketballs are around 9.5 inches wide, while a hoop is 18 inches wide.

[@brauny2014]

Ahh well we can just throw a spoon on the table see what happens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 mark bro u a fuckn savage

[@a.k.4o]

Ten bucks Mark didn't wash his shart jeans

[@gtube1477]

eleven

[@TheShreddDude]

“Do they say they need a nerd? THATS HURTFUL” lol!! You can tell the backlogging is getting them with the multiple ribbings back n fourth.

[@kjnewell7243]

Joe List Jr or Luke List?

[@juniperpruniper4935]

Fun fact. 244 baseballs fit into a bb hoop if you drop them individually.

[@shaiapouf420]

Hahaha

[@gtube1477]

I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

[@steve7015]

donate the car for the tax receipt. hassle free, guilt free

[@mungomcconachie2367]

Joe is thinking of Them Crooked Vultures, with Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age

[@scottiesucks]

AYYEEEEEE YIYE YIYE YIIIIIYE

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Best thumbnails in the game!

[@sk8legendz]

4:48 😂😂😂😂 joe

[@mohamedamine7610]

It's The Black Keys... the fucking Black Keys fellas!

[@bethbabski1475]

I'm wearing New Balance with Nike socks right now! 😂😂😂

[@ltsgoyanks]

I donated my Kar today!

[@kylevids3951]

Best news ever!!

[@qcrew2938]

12:32 Stories start

[@s7v7nfiv5]

Agree with Mark never found a hat I like at lids.

[@rickardo3950]

Same

[@gtube1477]

you like little kids??

[@Nothin2C_1]

My favorite podcast Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories and bill burrs podcast the Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast

[@matguerra333]

Nothing funner than calling every big piece of machinery "The Blower"

[@RobJakes-s3w]

Use Me by Bill Withers is another good one. TMI but I saw him live when I was a kid.

[@RGEF1006]

There’s nothing more relevant than the word retard when you’re named Richard. You could easily just mash them, so that’s what family and friends do.😂

[@mc9828]

Cage against the machine

[@christopherweisenbach296]

It’s the friggin Black Keys!!!!!!!!goddamn you Joe!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Is that a Nordiques shirt? 🤩😍😎

[@DrewKane]

The exquisite quality of punmanship on this show is astoundingly inspirational, and enlightening to the soul. 🤌

[@ltsgoyanks]

A hoop is exactly the width of 2 basketballs...

[@Raicullimore]

Shart tank time!

[@joshualowe7376]

Thanks Joe for nearly making me sound ridiculous infront of my friends by repeating a false rim theory to sound smart.

[@Moronoxy]

I don’t mind zoom Tuesdays! They were the best

[@colleenann772]

I’m shocked it’s Illegal to fly with more than $10,000 - wtf is up with that? Stupid law.

[@clevermissfox]

It's illegal to cross the border with more than 10k, idk if it's illegal to fly domestic but it could be. In your bank acct anything over 10k has to be reported to the irs too

[@joshthursdays9020]

Just here commenting and liking for the algorithm

[@matguerra333]

10k in cash, how much do these nerds make? Jeezus. What am I doing?

[@dannyyyyj]

If your legs are brown after a shart that’s called shitting your pants.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

sup fellow queefs

[@likwidmagik]

Joe with the Nordiques shirt! Atta boy Poppa!

[@striker0000]

Nice shirt

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Chuck must've had this one hidden somewhere: this dude's talking about doing two Toronto shows... Noice.

[@CanisRufusChrisy]

It's the black keys, Jerry. The black keys.

[@norab7432]

13:34 😂😂😂 good to know 💩💩💩

[@malibuice650]

I pulled out one of these! And it said QUEEF! 💀

[@pamrussell1972]

Thank you gays life is so much better with TWS💙 COMEDY!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

"swimsuit area *wink*". hahaha

[@davidsmith426]

mark with a garbage bag of money lol

[@sickstringsglockman7926]

Love y'all!

[@JSGuitar80]

Nice Nordiques shirt!

[@rickardo3950]

Joe hates lovely day by bill withers…damn. That is wild haha

[@chrisd7309]

Bring your A game to Fully Loaded Mark…..Gillis and Attel are hot!!! Soder and Rosebud are good….Big Jay mailed it in

[@tylerschwab3474]

How many times did Joey smell himself this ep? couple hundred times felt like. Must've had some good stank

[@dknox90803]

Black Keys

[@AshLuvsCoop]

Remember how I said I don’t know how mark didn’t know about the baby at pickle ball? I get it now ❤