Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@xavierpaquin]

Monday nights with stories!

[@brantleyhester6641]

It is isn't it?

[@DesignRhythm]

Hey, they gave us an extra week day! How sweet.

[@bverrue602]

Tuesgays means To be gay

[@ltsgoyanks]

Not gonna complain.... 2 weeks in a row... it's like they know we need it now!!! Da algorithm Jerry.

[@albreezy26]

It's always early but in eastern time it's midnight so it's technically not

[@richiepurcell7893]

“I would be so bummed if I made a film and the main guy that made it was a sexual predator” went right over Mark’s head hahah that was gold

[@dexgray4581]

There’s a HUGE difference between- getting verbal consent to jerk off in front of a woman you invited back to your hotel room… and someone drugging and raping several people.

[@danieljohnson7200]

I immediately cringed at the irony

[@lunchbag_larry]

@@danieljohnson7200 thats not irony

[@danieljohnson7200]

@Sam no? Irony is when something is the contrary to expectations in an amusing way. It's ironic if I say no one should be violent but I am often violent. Hypocritical too I guess

[@sweeterscience83]

@@danieljohnson7200 not quite ironic. I fire station burning down or a police station getting robbed. Being a hypocrite is not necessarily ironic.

[@p810-n2b]

Absolutely wild that Normand tries to get into the wrong house on the same week where there are like 10 stories of people being shot for shit like that lol

[@widespreadGoose]

Mark’s dedication to getting himself into kooky situations is inspiring.

[@Orwellsghost]

Congrats on 500 fellas. Been aboard for about the last 200 and haven’t missed a week. Only pod i can say that for

[@DesignRhythm]

"Hey tiny bush, it's me hyman, we could use a little moisture out there" 😂😂😂

[@gtube1477]

The queef is in the anal!!

[@whoarewe3557]

The big 500 I’ve been waiting for this Ep!!!! Fuck ya

[@johnforeman634]

Man, these two are just magic together!

[@DrakeMonroe]

"I would watch 500 pods and I would watch 500 more..."

[@3Flutter-Bye]

Yup! This deserved more love 👍

[@ltsgoyanks]

"I've got a few reservations about that..." CMON that's killer Jerry! Hot ep right outta da gate!

[@gtube1477]

The queef is in the anal!1!1. Q

[@JustForNowStudios]

11:21 Joe has to name his child Ana L. List, and she will grow up to be the best analyst the world has ever seen.

[@hypernovaorcus]

The world's first Analrapist

[@nevrock1]

500!

[@Scott-mz4rw]

In the multi verse Joe is blasting Bruce Springsteen on top of the mountain. Staring down every visitor shouting the Boss is here.

[@lysleambercrandall7464]

Congrats 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 A big big big 500 love y’all. Keep up the great work we all love it. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 lol

[@Familyguy91091]

I'm gay

[@ThePokerStreets916]

Even the add reads kill 😂. Mark: "I love therapy, life changer, game changer... sex changer" then Joe's face😳. 💀

[@me_12-vw1vi]

😂

[@InfamousRafe]

got to love modern day telesion. thanks for the consistent entertainment guys! i know it ain't as easy as you make it look!

[@bennnnu380]

The things y’all you do for my depression!! Instant happiness and big ass smile before I even click on the link 🥹❤. Congratulations on the half a thou episode !

[@azarules69]

54:30 'So you invoiced her?' that reference fucking got me hahahah

[@corbinmiles5677]

Y’all upload just like I unload! Just a little early! Hey hey! Woo

[@carloslomeli5222]

500 congrats guys 🔥🔥🔥

[@patrickbaginski]

Best pod by a mile thanks for the laughs guys

[@阳明子]

2:22 Dr. Joe List independently discovers a Law of Capitalist Accumulation: the furthering concentration of money and power into fewer and fewer hands

[@racefreek5]

Way to go boys !!🎉happy 500th ep. comedy😂forever men ty ty ty peace

[@kylemcgill2966]

I laughed way too hard at the "Shelbys Leg" thing and I have no clue what they are talking about.

[@mkmstillstackin]

Congrats on your 500th, Gents!

[@danielcaro7]

Best part of a Monday

[@gtube1477]

Why are there so many anal queefers in the comments here?

[@luciano496]

Can we not get a go pro on Normand for a week or something freaking gold 😂😂

[@luciano496]

500 still going strong congratulations

[@Kas3-]

You guys are the best!

[@chriscunnington7954]

Congrats on the Epiversary gents. Half a Jihad episodes here's to another 500 queefs

[@gtube1477]

Stop queefing around so much!1!1!1!1!2

[@MegaSogni]

OMG this is so funny.....as a Native I find this hilarious

[@doghouse010]

Goddammit every tuesday I'm laughing my balls off at these two chooches - Congrats on 500!!

[@sylviawoods6650]

Congratulations on 500!

[@TheWarlockFromHell]

@Joe List is on FIRE in this one!

[@judds5590]

Love the List!

[@mikeemac9258]

Best pod out there fellas!!

[@TheMattForbes]

Giving Tuesdays a feel since 2013! Congrats on the big FIVE-HUNDO, fatties!

[@nicholasbuccelli]

Great episode!!!

[@Jake.AutoTech]

That "OHIO" from normand in the first minutes had me rolling!!! His little sneaky rips are my favorite!

[@MetaTaco317]

He's on fire in this ep. Throws in a "Prognosis Negative" and "The tables have turned". Guy is so quick

[@ltsgoyanks]

It's da algorithm Jerry.... now they got Mondays and Tuesdays locked in!

[@brandonpestano]

One of the only podcasts I watch straight away without fail! Thanks for making Tuesdays Gay!!

[@TreeTrunks8264]

I’m actually from Joes hometown so any questions you have for him I could probably answer

[@ricksanchez5696]

*WATCHING THIS INSTEAD OF GAY TONY WITH HIS HAND PUPPET HANS KIM*

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Tony can wait

[@HIGHTS]

Congrats on 500 queefs! MOST consistent podcast. Truly appreciate ya'll

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

The earlier a Tuesgay episode drops Monday night, the better ❤🧡💛💜💙 This is a treat !!!

[@gtube1477]

The queef is in the anal

[@chazfernandezcomedy]

I agree it's so fun when it happens

[@gtube1477]

@@chazfernandezcomedy drop it like it’s hot

[@alcorraalb6029]

Budweiser: Gives pounding a tall boy after work a whole new meaning

[@SmoochHenderson]

Congratulations on 500 episodes legends!

[@tnelly6588]

ZERO chance Normand went to the wrong house....ZERO, Jerry! Ol' Marko loves to spin a tall tale!

[@dawson1373]

@5:00 I immediately look up like a concerned friend on what Mark is about to say

[@Tigerette]

Often seen this concern on WMBD by Sam when Mark seems to be heading into an awkward comment with a guest

[@Kyleart]

I cant believe we almost lost mark to an accidental home burglary. That story was hilarious.

[@jeridbeaty6223]

THE funniest queef duo set ever! I’m crying! 😂

[@qcrew2938]

Absolutely loved Joe in this episode... story about the music was great and that "so u invoiced her" was joke of the year

[@thesnapperlapper2559]

"sorry, I had oatmeal and bud light" 🤪

[@danniedandelion8232]

You’re a day early, like my period! Much more enjoyable. Ohio is also a Japanese hello ✨

[@benjaminguitar6480]

best podcast in the galaxy

[@jared2lit]

Happy 500! 😊

[@adk7962]

Congrats on 500. Joe, you’re absolutely right. The dumbasses on the mountain made for a great story which ironically helps you. And those guys will most likely be losers forever. Mark, you are doing international theater shows. For the love of God, you can afford a nice reliable car. Literally any Honda or Toyota will last you forever. Great episode guys!

[@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361]

Better than Kill Tony!

[@scottdunlap817]

good lord the boys are ON FIRE this morning

[@voterobformayor]

500 episodes you guys bring laughs every time.

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

This is the best way to start off my week every Tuesday you guys never let me down much love

[@ole_limberlegs]

You think Tuesdays are good... you should try Monday nights 🌙

[@killerb720]

The wrong house story is hilarious 😂 Congrats on 500 you queefs!

[@newdawnfades444]

love the vibes these queefs shoot out

[@AntonioThunderbottom]

Keep it light Mark!

[@jayneblue2]

I foresee Normand doing a Mark & Scoop pod with his son sometime in this future.

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

“Aurora, IL, a suburb of Chicago. Excellent.”

[@fikol25]

Great episode !!😊

[@chiefexec]

500 Eps fatty. Best pod in the game

[@zachleeson6481]

Happy 500th to Chief Queef and Funcle Joe!!!

[@Zoso37123]

This giant truck and wrong house story is the most Mark Normand Seinfeld shit you couldn't even make up LOL

[@josemeraz2572]

Does anyone know what they were doing in Aurora?

[@derek_underwood]

@josemeraz2572 Geauga Lake & Wild Water Kingdom, obviously

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

Are the plummets stocking mark?

[@StephenFrazer85]

Well done lads on 500th ep. Big fan. Would love to be at the next live event. I'm from Ireland 🇮🇪 so hopefully I can buy them here.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

You three should watch the documentary, “Grass”, narrated by Woody Harrelson. You’ll see why marijuana was made illegal and what it’s got to do with cotton, too.

[@stephenandtraceyvance3407]

Sorry Jerry you can make food, clothing and medicine from cannabis but with cotton you get clothes and cotton 😂 candy?😂

[@ltsgoyanks]

Dear god.... only 34 minutes in... you guyz r on POINT! Cookin! Best ep in a month ez.. lay off the Adderall kids.

[@antonio_carvalho]

"I park the fuckn' Amistad on the street" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxwellbrand]

fuck yes!!

[@MrLextune]

Scoop Normand has a nice ring to it.

[@jerrydeverick9809]

500!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

[@TheM7drummer]

Congrats on 500 ass jockeys!

[@Amouroso]

The big 5 hundo? Congrats guys! Thanks for all the eps and yucks.

[@gtube1477]

The queef is in the anal!!!

[@linkx4747]

Bud Light only gave her one can with her face on it. All she did was make a tiktok and say bud light supports. People just went crazy because people are crazy.

[@madmikemontana31]

He*

[@chellie7887]

Love Mark ❤

[@trkddy]

Monday Night Qurefs ! My favorite

[@dinibo]

Aurora is a far western suburb of Chicago and home to Wayne Campbell. Peoria is about two hours south of there in central Illinois and home to Richard Pryor. Fun Peoria fact - prior to prohibition Peoria produced more alcohol than anywhere in America and paid a huge portion of the total federal tax revenue. The huge cash flow and general debauchery in town led to a vast number of vaudeville theaters, eventually leading to the famous will it play in Peoria line.

[@harveymulvihill]

Congrats to chuck! They owe all 500 to you

[@3Flutter-Bye]

Absolutely - Big thanks to all you do Chuck from a Tuesgay loving Funbear!

[@harveymulvihill]

@@hypernovaorcus you’re right! It’s what some call a joke

[@3Flutter-Bye]

@@harveymulvihill Fail Nobody calls that lameness a joke. Makes it a fun route to give him actual props. Joe / Mark's occasional cracks about apparently bitter Chuck-resenting commenters / Redditors? Those be jokes

[@thomasschweda5104]

"My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago, excellent."

[@notoriouswes215]

Happy 500 ya TuesGay Queefs! Comedy 🎉

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Big bush ftw

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Don't let bullies ruin your hike! Just think, 'hey, this hike is so nice even these bullies are out here enjoying it! Aww!'

[@DeemMalicious]

#500! Let's go, boys!

[@chriscee3981]

Best podcast going!

[@esterrut9702]

Hey Mark, it helps your comedy to be up on the news cause of your crowd work and topical stuff. You guys are awesome, love from Israel. Go Heebs!

[@mjm5081]

Mark Normand aka The Luis J Gomez of Trainwreck.

[@ZenoSama_]

Weed vs Cotton. Weed is the obvious right choice. Mostly everything cotton can do weed can do plus more.

[@gabestone8382]

Congrats!!

[@charleyhansen4866]

Trainwreck my life as an idiot is a true story about a comic. Sean William Scott the stiffler guy. Man didn't expect but was like the best movie ever.

[@charleyhansen4866]

Possibly had different title in other countries but was trainwreck in Australia

[@ProMonke12309]

500 Scoops of stories 🎉

[@adamhoisington9761]

Mark was on one today!

[@j.yahnke]

Did Mark say that he took a picture with the blind guy after the show? 😂