Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@bobanonymous6814]

These queefs really crank out the pods!!! I aint never gonna stop watching Tuesgays with stories!!!!! Its quite frankly the best.

[@burpreynolds]

Loooove a queef crank.

[@bernicesuarez88]

love the william montgomery reference you threw in there

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

The Dikembe Mutombo dirty talk and Mark waving the Mutombo finger made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt

[@4Timesdafunky]

The chemistry between these two is delightfully demented 😂 The puns are out of control!

[@ericciaramella1984]

Not that anyone will read this but. The false start rule has to do with a 3 point stance. The only lineman allowed to look back are ones not in a 3 point stance where his hand is on the ground. A 2 point stance with no hand in the ground is allowed to move bc a 3 point stance is considered "set". In a 2 point stance "set" is just stay still for a second. And you are allowed to move into a 3 point stance from a 2 point stance at any time and that requires movement. So movement in a 2 point stance is allowed.

[@AmyWinehouseBabyDaddy]

Reffing any good games this weekend?? Asking for a friend of course xoxox

[@tux1968]

When Joe said, "The baby shoots up and says his first words".... I burst out laughing and shit my pants.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

57:20 "cream... the band cream..." got me. I'm brushing my teeth and I howled.

[@destiniemaxham]

Man do I look forward to this podcast every week ❤

[@a.k.4o]

Same

[@davidperez5089]

Best thing about Mondays.

[@codyduncan5414]

😂 dying from the tree stand story "Elf with a glock" Holy fuck my stoned brain needed that visual

[@richardpeterson9449]

Best freaking pod in the business period!! I can’t believe how good these 2 are together! Thanks guys!

[@gixxer562]

Hell yea Mark! Good for you for icing that a hole 👍🏾😂 Comedy!

[@gamagallegos1408]

when they’re talking about Joe’s wart, Joe says”I do want to wear heels and blow guy” I was dying, 😂😂😂

[@Knicks1511]

And meanwhile I’m wearing an Allen Iverson jersey calling her Dikembe Mutombo…..where else are you getting that line?? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@antonio_carvalho]

Chuck is the man with the quick editing and early posting the vid every week!!!!

[@davidperez5089]

Vote for Chuck not Chucky this is aint childs play, mother f*^%# -geto boys

[@chuckstaton]

🌈🌈🌈

[@remainparanoid]

@@chuckstaton we do miss shelboooo haha nah chucks the man!

[@5after4am]

These shows are taped weeks in advance.

[@AdrianHertz]

11:40 if mark is like "Bleep it" you know list is on fire

[@dinibo]

What a great episode! Mark and Joe are perfect together!

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

I miss all of you guys! You make my Tuesdays before they're legally born!

[@pauljoseph8338]

Normand brings his A game for List. Normand kinda just shows up for Sam.

[@thebigcheeseful]

Joes the quickest gun in the west

[@trkddy]

Sam is a great comic but sucks at podcasting . IMO

[@AiSuperstar2025]

Probably because List is more challenging & high octane compared to sam

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Normand never ‘just shows up’.

[@antonio_carvalho]

Joe is on the exact same comedic frequency as Mark's.

[@ar800]

Happy Coosday. Long-time laughing, yet new to subscribe. All the best to the Pearl Jam of podcasting.

[@jonnygranville281]

Chuck is the man. He posts Tuesdays on Mondays

[@jasminecurry5732]

He made me think today was Tuesday 😅

[@AmyWinehouseBabyDaddy]

Chuck sux... and just doxxed himself. kid's mud

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

its tuesdays in australia so it works still

[@AmyWinehouseBabyDaddy]

y is a reply missing??

[@vincerodriguez209]

actually he dont-- he does post on tuesdays

[@Jesse.Wilder]

Mark throwing the paper cup and being surprised it hits him in the head is an all time recurring pod bit.

[@jeffomalley100]

I never even received my Christmas picture lol.

[@aacegeo]

The idea for the realistic horror movie reminds me of the beginning of Beau is Afraid

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Nothing like a gnome showing you his handgun. Classic American Christmas

[@jertyberty]

Mark bringing in some extra energy this ep!

[@jonathonfacchin4915]

As Chris Distefano said, you can tell when a man has started making money by the amount of ankle he shows on his pants.. Normand is making it.

[@tylery85]

55:40 I remember my cousins getting boxing gloves for Christmas and within minutes someone got hit too hard or something was 'unfair', or some other personal beef would be revealed. From then on anytime a friend had boxing gloves I would sit back and watch the the same thing happen as I smiled haha.

[@Nemobread]

New ep is early fire chuck

[@remainparanoid]

time for some smiles and laughs! thanks for making every Tuesday that much better boys.

[@Sprinklespritz]

Omg when Mark says "oh shes got the john deer model" i almost spit my drink out laughing 😂🚜

[@AmyWinehouseBabyDaddy]

know you didn't

[@gnarkill406]

I can't wait for 10 episodes from now to hear Joe talk about watching Washington in the natty.

[@chanlerraper]

“Jubble tech” - Can’t believe Chuck got away with that one.

[@Coolbreezyitsez]

The random coffee cup stuck behind Joe

[@iseoneiseone-xm7tf]

Love you guys ! Great show as always

[@ehehr1955]

Will now exclusively refer to Madonna as "Calzonè Pizzaria"

[@benmikola]

love the regular episodes for the patreon. new subscriber here!

[@Ant.Olguin]

“You got the John Deer?!”

[@cammasterson1074]

This one’s a keeper. Both on fire. Pure magic.

[@Ant.Olguin]

“I’ve been charging the vibrator for six months”😂😂😂

[@thebigcheeseful]

No one quiet stirs a drink like Joe List

[@somecsguy9824]

please magic eraser that brown smudge to the left of joe's head I keep thinking it's on my goddamn phone 😂

[@wakenow1]

It's adhesive left behind from when the Tuesdays with stories walls literally fell apart around them. It was falling off and curling over their faces while they were talking it was hilarious.

[@cloudbloom]

I finally joined the patreon, hell of a good time folks🤌🤌🤌

[@evankramer2589]

Best pod out there

[@michaelmcvey679]

You make a great point with the false start, Joe List. I've wondered the same thing........the NFL still hasn't figured out what constitutes a catch so I'm not surprised an explanation hasn't been given

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Joe.. the qp can then reset the offense… that’s why when they run up to spike the ball at the end of the game, to stop the clock… They say Brady up on the line, waiting for the offense to get set. They gotta be still just before the actual hike

[@trkddy]

About time ! I need my Tuesgay fix

[@jimmyfanucci8273]

Godzilla, the best movie out now

[@erikjay5828]

100.

[@OddboLL]

Godzilla just needs a girlfriend, wink wink

[@robertj2444]

"The Seed " by the Roots is the song I think.

[@busstopbench]

Matt mccusker calling the gambling hot line for rock, paper, scissors tips

[@ryanryza]

Always funny but it’s even more hilarious when they make wild claims like confident 3 year olds.

[@pfft7738]

Give em a flinch and they take a queef

[@w0fo]

good editing

[@skiddleydoo2010]

My radio is spitting at me

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

a friend of mine went to the dentist when she was in her early 20s, they said she had like 10 cavities that all needed filling. She said, 'ok, let me go make some money and I'll come back and get them done'. So, she saved money for a few months and then for whatever reason actually went to a different dentist and she said, 'ok, take my money I have 10 cavities', and they said, 'lady, you have zero cavities, get out of here'.

[@johns4719]

Was this person named Christina Pazhitzsky

[@sk8legendz]

Yeah dentist are scummy liars for most part always get 3 to 5 opinions minimum and aim for dentist who own their own clinic.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

No, her name is Sheila. Did this happen to Christina P, as well?@@johns4719

[@PolishGypski]

ICED HIM....CHECK MATE!!

[@_m_m4]

Joe NEEDS to see the movie, ‘poor things’. It’ll blow his balls clean off ❤😂

[@evankramer2589]

It's almost like having friends

[@caivsivlivs]

give 'em the boot the roots and radicals

[@stacanmart]

Yo! What happened to Mark's watch beep coming into the ads? Don't you dare stop doing that! Guaranteed chuckle from me every week

[@clevermissfox]

I heard it going into and coming out of the ad around 28:15

[@overdriveguitarchannel3403]

Saw Mark the day after christmas in Fairhaven Mass. It was the best live comedy i have ever seen

[@BrickTop06]

He played Fairhaven??? Where?

[@jimboramen80]

Kooks Avenue Heartache!

[@simpsons721]

Great cab story

[@kingRagnar616]

Shout out from Texas to the king of content joe 🤴 and the cheif queef mark and what up big chuck

[@PolishGypski]

Grabbing the fat roll was hilarious.

[@danielgwillym9339]

Thats hot....😂

[@frrrrp]

**Extract of tse tse fly for the warts. Ask your doc about it. 💗

[@jdm603jake]

47:07 good thing no one could ever find out his address Joe... 😅

[@dinibo]

Seriously, someone call Raanan! 😂

[@pattyfinns]

Where’s the Wilkes barre mansion? I want to join the group that gets top tier comedians every year

[@Ryansmith312]

A goog tells me its likely the Westmore Land Club(high end club) or West End Wheelmen's Club(could also fit the match)

[@ElDarren]

The kooks at the tree lot are the worst. Reminds me of that movie Violent Night. Better film that we expected!!

[@coopdeloop88]

Nark Morgan Low Jist

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Hey can you guys put the logo’s on the screen for the ad’s so we know when to …buy stuff?

[@marniebrimhall986]

Joe I think that's your best tshirt. Nice dude! ❤

[@petrataylorminogue2539]

Let my love open the door

[@jonnygranville281]

18:03 Sam and Mark talked guns on WMBD and now Mark is talking 8mm Glocks.😂😂😂 I love to hear non gun people talk about guns.

[@trkddy]

I think that was the joke 😆. Sam likes the .22 . What a wimp 😆

[@EvoMonsters]

@@trkddydidn’t he say the 44 magnum was his fav? Or some revolver?

[@RESTORED_REPUBLIQ]

My favorite podcast.

[@tapatton9]

Super woppy 😅

[@501sabu501]

Joe your premise of false start is wrong.. you can move around at the neck, hip, waist etc and still be set. It’s your feet and hand that are set… can’t move those

[@dozierstadium]

Agree, I have wondered about the looking back and why it aint a false start.....wtf......

[@douglashanau3339]

Rich people starting moving up town to avoid the tenements of down town and that is when all the townhouses and buildings in the UWS were built. Watch the series "the knick " which shows this phenomenon

[@bradpiff6836]

Hey hey its Mongays

[@gabrielmarks-mulcahy4201]

Must Queef TV is gold, Jerry! Gold.

[@erikjay5828]

The seed 2.0 by the Roots. Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz. And let's live for today by the Grass roots.

[@logictotalwar1201]

wow this joe list guy is REALLY FUNNY 👍

[@damianrodarte7727]

These guys make tuesdays bareable for us tuesgays!

[@szacktones]

I think Madonna’s real name is vegetable lasagna, Jerry.

[@dylananddaddy1138]

mark, bro, you were supposed to offer to look after the baby so they could go see madonna. catch up.

[@chancewalker7687]

When does forehead become tophead?

[@courtneyg678]

the seed, maybe? the roots

[@SilllyGooose]

"Her real name is Calzone Pizzeria, or something" 😆

[@caivsivlivs]

is it westmoreland club in wilkes barre?

[@michaelknight3039]

12:03 so funny

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

Joe List whamming out to old dude rock n roll and ripping out his headphone and causing himself pain would be a great opening scene for his next film

[@laptv2144]

Joe’s dad being the same age as Madonna is not crazy at all to anyone under 40. She seems older than hell and got famous in a different century

[@Boremasta]

9mm😂 love you mark praise alah!

[@Rogerkonijntje]

boyze girlzy, transey roflmao 😂

[@Xicano414]

Raycon.. the airpods by Raycon 😂😂😂

[@jdeca1000]

joe baby if on the o-line your feet can’t move or hand come off the line. you twist all you want

[@a.k.4o]

I have always thought that List

[@Ruirspirul]

taxi silence payback story got me giggling😅

[@mindsetmentor681]

Nicolette Scorsese is not related to Martin but did go out with Sean Penn for a while though!

[@andrewashford5617]

Death cab for cutie 😂 Joe had no clue what you meant