Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

[@teelorp8306]

Ac is never that loud guys. Just keep it on and be comfortable.

[@saltyb2363]

Lol yeah ive never once noticed it

[@slimmpickens67]

100%, stay cool Pony Boys.

[@plsjesse]

Never heard it once!

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@treylyde999]

Same. I know how it feels to think it’s loud in the room. It not on the zoom mics. Be cool don’t trip. True story

[@wordyballoons]

I like how Mark gradually convinces Joe about the positives of cats over the course of the episode.

[@lemoi08]

Yeah, like how they have photosynthesize their energy from the sun, LMFAO

[@davidperez5089]

@K S dogs suck too, some of their owners even more so.

[@wordyballoons]

@K S translation: Why can't cats obsess over my worthless existence the way dogs do?! Cats suck/ are evil/ selfish etc

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@mugsylogues]

Consistently funniest pod out there, hands down.

[@keithgreenan3177]

Mark is funny not Joe.

[@AntonioThunderbottom]

The cat knows when the show starts haha

[@themightymarty82]

I love Joe’s fascination with Greg. Watching him poke him then realize how soft and chill he is made me laugh out loud.

[@pressrepeat2000]

Have to comment on the majestic opening, with Greg just walking in like a true king. Queef!

[@BrownGuy2o9]

Joe's irrational hate / fear of the cat is absurd lol. I'm not a cat guy but he's so obsessed when it does anything. He's like a scared child.

[@III-vg4dp]

The cat doesn't flinch when Joe flails and or makes cat noises but the cat moves and Joe jumps and squeals.

[@NickKautz]

You know they are constantly scanning for anything to react to or make a joke out of , right? That's podcast mode.

[@dbomdnb]

He is like a post 9/11 Pakistani family seeing a dog

[@04roush]

The amount of word association never ceases to amaze me....amazing grace.....saying grace....Grace and Frankie....

[@AssarksMovies]

you made me laugh, cheers

[@ericburtoft4822]

"Mostly Asian" I llaughed out loud for a minute straight. Mark's quick-witted humor is priceless

[@Radamsoo]

this killed me too lmao

[@stephennoyes9131]

The cat has the best kept hair in this episode.

[@JoeSmoe215]

Such a feminine comment

[@samanthab1923]

Doesn’t he?

[@dcool2u2]

They're talking about fecal matter particals everywhere and not washing their hands unnecessarily which I understand. But on a related note, these are the same guys who fart in their mics and immediately talk back into them! 🤣

[@rawpower12xu]

I’m surprised they didn’t put 2+2 together on that subject hahah

[@dcool2u2]

@@rawpower12xu 🤣

[@Fundraiser039]

Our boys aren't the smartest.. 😂 😂

[@Crypticenigma1]

@@Fundraiser039 no, but they got heart Haha

[@mattmergy7050]

Tell em fatty

[@RoyoSker]

1:00 full frontal kitty shot!

[@BrickTop06]

I love the disagreement! Always with the agreement. So much more calling each other out here in hilarious ways and I'm here for it.

[@PatrickKeating]

What are you, Hitler?

[@NickKautz]

DIsagreements make me feel like everything good in the world has been suspended until some kind of consensus is reached.

[@herpallday1284]

Nahhhh the cat sucks you’re all wrong hahahaha I laughed so damn hard mark really tried to win him over

[@MrNubbas]

Joe:“Never see a cat with big round eyes” Mark: “ no, they’re mostly Asian”

[@nextbizzy]

No matter how much Tuesday w stories I get its never enough!! Keep it you queefs

[@1feloniouspunk]

When the cat is sleeping, that means good job!! You're pleasing that one/th'one/thone.

[@andrew-jv7iv]

Netflix should buy the Normand wedding.

[@MatthewLeach]

Why not? A couple financing a wedding is similar to Netflix. Both require commitment, both willing to spend money to entertain an audience, and at the end of the night at least two people are getting fucked.

[@andrew-jv7iv]

@@robtdocher8051 Should have paid him big money for Out to Lunch. It's the least they can do.

[@clevermissfox]

@@andrew-jv7iv just watched SpeshyWeshy on Netflix and at the end he mentions its going on KZbin bc no one wanted it but for Netflix to hit hin up if they wanted to buy it

[@KevinC1990]

Me meeting Mark.... Me: Mark Normand, cool cat 👍 Mark: Hey, thanks! Me: I was talkin about Greg!!

[@jessebremner5209]

@K S what's funny is how triggered this made you

[@haldeman]

Joe's definition of bold fast move: stand up and stretch. BTW cats show love Joe

[@arcticdragon104]

He should start petting it

[@greatscott175]

Should I scrobble through the last two dozen eps and make a Best of Greg compilation for Mark

[@BrickTop06]

Yes! Pussy comp.

[@kylevids3951]

No, bad idea. Abort!!

[@codyleviwaffle]

Absolutely

[@lauraniakaros8137]

Joe knows absolutely nothing about cats (or dogs ) but his attempts at explaining Greg’s behavior never gets old.

[@williamfoster5150]

You got real lucky Marky Mark. Fentanyl just took out 3 comics. Almost 4. Quigley is pulling through

[@expfcwintergreenv2.02]

Fentanyl got Omar!

[@chrisryan9986]

@@expfcwintergreenv2.02 Not true. It was that kid who was burning the cat in the alley.

[@doug892]

Hearing that Joe is not a germ guy is a huge surprise

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

yeah he seems like a guy who would have hand de-sanitizing stations at his house

[@djlansing]

9:16 A beacon with a magnetic bottom

[@herpallday1284]

35:37 hahaha amazing moment in podcast history 😭

[@Rokuro1]

Joe "No Shoes No Service" List

[@randyalvarado2690]

I love how the cat loves to hang out with them!!! Lol

[@BubuH-cq6km]

Mark " You need a little Boom Boom in your system" Normand

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!!!

[@RhondaHasPinkEye]

These ones are great, wacky tabbacy greatness

[@No5elfCTRL]

The beacons that go on your car are magnetic on the bottom so they dont fall off lol. Love these guys P.s. thanks for the wide spread Joe

[@keanemorrissey5478]

9:28 it’s in one of the first scenes from the Pink Panther with Steve Martin

[@muttbull]

That cat loves being on camera!

[@keithgreenan3177]

I have never seen anyone sit like joe with legs way apart like that

[@BrickTop06]

He's a special kind of special fellow who plays by his own special rules. 🆒️

[@mattmergy7050]

Trying to draw the attention off his tiny mouth Jerry

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

The light is obviously a big magnet boys

[@ripdroson]

Nice cat fight starts @ 38:40 🤣

[@Lil5pic]

I agree with the love hole licking, just tell us ya crazy cooz!

[@ddraperjr9839]

It feels so good to see Joe not scared of Greg.

[@arcticdragon104]

Hes still scared

[@morticianjosh7116]

Cops call the light on the car a cherry & its big magnet 🧲 !!!!!! So cool

[@kylemcgill2966]

*The cop light has a strong magnet on the bottom. Come on!*

[@1feloniouspunk]

I used to get mad at the ads, but now I watch Jimmy Dore, Caleb Maupin, and Jackson Hinkle in the gaps.

[@herpallday1284]

Thank you queefs for keeping me with new content

[@pranzata]

I have cats too ; it’s definitely sensory overload! Cats get very accustomed to routine, so if you break what’s comfortable to them, they panic !

[@DamnWow]

It was a relief to see that Joe still has the bruise

[@NowImGonnaStarve]

Hot ep

[@jackfranks7160]

A blurb!? You're a blurb!

[@whataloadofbollox]

I love watching these episodes again and again, you can actually become dumber by listening to their advice on life, I am never washing my hands again Mark, thanks buddy.

[@cuddleking12]

I figured Joe would be use to cats by now 😂

[@meghanlynn10]

Split the Atom.... 😂

[@herpallday1284]

Who am I aunt jemima 😂

[@topdownb58]

Magnet on the bottom of the police light

[@rworded]

It's obvious as hell.

[@williamfoster5150]

The light sticks with magnets

[@metalfreakneo2411]

28:16 Yay! Fearless Joe got same fears as me! Do I self five?

[@RyanWinnInking]

Tuesdays with cat has been great.

[@bert29]

The cat morphed into table decor

[@samanthab1923]

Joe, you’re thinking of all cats are black at night. 😂

[@jamesc.dunachie1353]

I walked past a dude earlier he was wearing a t-shirt that had Vanderlay industries on it, made my day!

[@Artist_Rafael]

When he started air blowing him lol 😂

[@chrispiskac6301]

god i love ths pod

[@Tplantsurvivor17]

GREAT REC on Brian Simpson. FAF!! Just like your half hour 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯✌🏿Comedy✌🏿 P.S. JOE.. Man up with Greg🐈🐾

[@DeathLock420]

Lol mark talking about not showering followed by a better help ad, had to be planned

[@kip7371]

That's why I pick my nose. It's like eating honey from a local bee hive.

[@eriku.9179]

I of course listen to the podcast....but the only reason I watch the youtube is for the cat.

[@scottpitner4298]

Listen, Mark should marry Norm McDonald because it would be funny. They could take each other’s last names and be known as: Norm Normand & Mark McDonald

[@johnforeman634]

I like the cat. It adds something.

[@iFish12]

Joe hated when the cat as giving him love weeks ago. Joe get over it! Comedy!

[@ramiroorozco4176]

4:15 i HATE that about dogs they HAVE to touch you, rest their nose on you so you KNOW they're there cats are more my style, they know i'm there and that's fine

[@daltonlunn1653]

Mark has seemed like he's in a really good place the past month or so. It's nice to see

[@daltonlunn1653]

His puns are through the roof among other things

[@kellymcgrath5541]

the batman joke around 2:00 is absurd

[@jeffmccloud905]

if you ever see someone with a metal detector at the beach, throw pennies right next to them when they aren't looking. and then watch as they "find" them. good times. (thrown pennies immediately bury themselves in the sand, so it's not obvious - just don't let them see ya do it)

[@kylevids3951]

This man is pure evil.

[@NickKautz]

The detector tells them how deep it is and they have a strainer/scoop that picks it up in two queefs of a lambs anal.

[@ellismcneil540]

you guys should hold a raffle for a couple invites to mark's wedding! that would be a true gays wildest dream come true 😎

[@christophergalvez6975]

ITS A MAGNET 🧲

[@thejuiceman1190]

These guys are awesome

[@MrEggula]

Acard to this episode I'll Listen to it so easy can easier

[@salem927]

Joe thinks having a golden retriever is too big of a dog. Dudes insane

[@goldrush49]

Yorkie he says

[@Revolution1117]

@@goldrush49 🤣

[@MahckMedia]

Was this a patron ep? Sounding familiar with the cat talk in the beginning lol

[@jerrilehane7815]

I'm in the Joe List Camp of Dog Day Afternoon.Normand ya got no Gumption ta be a GUMSHOE,so soft shoe outta here,Fred Astair Underwear.

[@malikshabazz2065]

Mark is correct. Cats are good.

[@Zoso37123]

Thoughts on the topic at the end: There came a time where we started caring more about our differences than what we have in common :( Something to remind ourselves when meeting new people or connecting with people from our past.

[@TPilly]

No one has ever tried to see common ground before differences you fruit. What fairy tale are you talking about? 1900s were completely full of differences leading to tragedy and every century prior was rape and murder at every turn

[@JM-sx4tn]

Come for the stories but I stay to see Greg

[@jaymeramirez7435]

What do they use to record this? Unique setup

[@the_Rade]

It's a zoom. The most common mobile recording device.

[@Doomsense]

"Love Hole"

[@peter_schomus]

Completely agree with Joe. Make out is the best part.

[@WapooshX]

I agree with Marks reaction at 14:06

[@Dannnomite]

Lesbians.

[@cococrispys]

15:00

[@ricfig207]

Bachelore party!!!

[@STITCH-CZYSZ]

We all know joe loves the cat

[@Densmith43]

Well it's not Bad to make any mistake about apps . You are Smart and Funny .

[@caless8693]

Greg is such a beauty!

[@waderoberts5741]

"he actually has herpes, thanks a lot" 36:35

[@informationageenterprise2184]

“We went 115 and it was the biggest regret of my life” -Joe List

[@lithium]

48:57 Comfy, Joe?

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Lets be honest, Joe is afraid of cats deep down and thats why he doesn’t like Greg for the majestic beast he is

[@keithgreenan3177]

He has never had a cat. There is still a lot of cat hatred.

[@arcticdragon104]

I can love them. Never had one

[@BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF]

40:31 😂

[@jrbcnchz]

Cats are crepuscular - active at dawn and dusk.

[@STREY34]

Cats are the best...

[@junimeme5626]

Mark Normand arguing not washing your hands during covid in 4K

[@charliec2966]

This podcast absolutely rules. List is funny for a tall ,skinny fruitcake of a man

[@slayskool777]

Joe doesn't like cats? I say Good Day to you, sir.

[@RichardSmith-re9ln]

Mark actually gets sick more than he thinks.

[@Revolution1117]

Agreed. I love the Mark, but I worry he burns the candle at both ends. Seems like 50% of the time he's either sick, hungover or both. Hoping marriage will help straighten him out some.