Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

[@markws80]

This episode is wall to wall jokes. They were both in sixth gear start to finish. So good.

[@chadausburn4832]

Wall to paper-thin wall hilarious

[@BringYourMetalFace]

honestly! and chucky boi crackin up is like that friend that laughs so easily at everything. its contagious!

[@AgendaInMind]

So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.

[@andrewforce6516]

Shower wall to shower wall. 🚿

[@AssarksMovies]

Top 5 eps for sure, i wish they would do more of just messing arround. I KNOW the show is about stories

[@grantstonex]

The gay jokes segment was gold, Jerry!

[@MichaelTheChairman]

Gold!

[@MrGeza88]

The 'their of the homosexual descent' line crippled me!

[@MrJayurbs]

Same

[@SlapNSniff]

Joke at 31:09 was first told to Mark by Joe on episode "The Sunburned and Fun" Aug 18, 2014. That was so far back that Mark must have forgotten. Mark's reaction and laugh this time around is much better!!

[@UncleScratchnSniff]

There is no better chemistry in the podcast world! Love to hear these two make each other giggle.

[@rawpower12xu]

30:47 Say what you want about the new studio but the whispering killed me 😂

[@AgendaInMind]

So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.

[@chadausburn4832]

“Remember that time we rented an office for a studio? Man was that a horrible idea” You guys in six months. Probably.

[@rileygally2967]

📠

[@HIGHTS]

hahahaha

[@AgendaInMind]

So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.

[@AnthonyP73]

Still going

[@cassierussell6281]

😂😂😂 love how this aged

[@rawpower12xu]

29:13 Norm MacDonald used to do a superb version of this joke, but the shower joke that Joe did after was right up there, I’ve replayed it probably 10 times

[@boxgrafik]

Chuck laughing in the background adds to the podcast in my opinion. He's a fan.

[@rawpower12xu]

I like it too, feels genuine. I’ve seen other podcasts where the producers laugh exaggeratedly and feels a bit phony (Nadav on the Kreischer / Segura pod or the fella on Are You Garbage sometimes overdoes it. Chuck feels legit haha)

[@boxgrafik]

@@rawpower12xu 100% agree that Nadav overdoes it….. 😜

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Hang a tension rod with curtains on the back wall. You can have them come together where the sign is and it will hide the wires and also make the sign stand out more. Also they make some real nice acoustic panels that hang on walls like pictures, non-invasive and you could even use those command strips so they are easy to remove when you need to take them down. Also a plant, get a plant in there.

[@jvmtube]

what's happening, is this Salacuse giving advice to Chuck? posting from the official account, this kind of looks like Mark talking to himself

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

@@jvmtube So many incorrect things in that comment. Not Salacuse, Not Mark, haven't met Chuck, just a few notes for my 2nd favorite podcast. I love plants too.

[@dr.fukmabussey2250]

@@jvmtube I think its the guy who broke into Normands apartment.

[@Iamwatchinit]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod So it`s the hairy boy, right? ;-)

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod well we know its not sam lol

[@bigrfromp7175]

That sign makes it looks like that Kenny Rogers Chicken episode of Seinfeld.

[@guy8029]

31:30 onwards is the most I’ve ever seen Mark laugh, great ep!

[@andrewtregoning]

51:45 too :)

[@louismaiden8360]

I miss the cat but the new studio is comedy gold. Gotta get one of the people working next door as a guest!

[@AgendaInMind]

Need Greg back. Period.

[@nichole8609]

Imagine having an office next to these two, you'd be laughing the whole time.

[@chriscee3981]

I've never seen the boys laugh this hard! Gold, Jerry!

[@stanzela]

22:54 Mark almost gives himself internal organ damage reaching over to give Joe props. We all know it would have been a full back rub and happy ending if they were on the couch... we need the couch back, fellas.

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

30:42 the joke where we hear Mark’s real laugh… I don’t think I’ve ever heard him really laugh and it was beautiful!

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

9:57 Joe’s reaction has had me laughing for two days straight

[@pareja90210]

@32:20 I've never seen Mark genuinely laugh. Fantastic segment

[@IAmDrewselum]

32:18 seeing Mark laugh laugh is a great moment in podcast history lol

[@escobape]

“he was of homosexual descent” lmaooo 😂🤣🤣 this was a hilarious ep 💰🤟🏿🔥

[@ryanmc8169]

These guys seem like best friends. It's the funniest conversations to listen to. Great pod

[@deerayy22]

The last 15 minutes is GOLD BABY! 🤣😅

[@MrJayurbs]

I'm at 11:32 and already making dinner sucks less. The jokes Jerry! So many jokes Thanks boys!

[@Chewsywoozy]

Bro same

[@SaiCharan-fk9zt]

Feel bad for the gays who aren't Seinfeld fans. You're missing so many jokes, Jerry

[@davidperez5089]

Ikr, mark Normans aka Kevin hart, aka Jerry. Queef it up tuesgays!!

[@sammathey1995]

I honestly got into it cause of them. And it’s crazy how much shit I didn’t understand till now lol

[@DrunkInPublic]

You beautiful Seinfeld queefs are so Tuesgay and so am I 😂😂

[@jeffreytopnick4710]

Best episode, you guys were both killing it, I've never laughed so much

[@Amouroso]

I love the studio era of this pod. Some of the funniest episodes ever

[@morrissey4934]

Having fat chuck in studio laughing is wwwaaayyy better than having shelbo in studio judging silently

[@leemorales1527]

29:40 Didn’t know a cough could be comedy gold!

[@JP-rj1cd]

17:50 LIES lol.. I was at the Thursday Bridgeport show, Mark killeddddd

[@DemocracyFirst2025]

This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a podcast

[@ughmas]

just wait until the next episode lol

[@praokon]

HAHAHAHH Ok this is the best one yet and I love all of these pod's but u both seemed to be even more on point and volleying each other back and forth with the right timing on the jokes and legit points that u make. Mark coming in hot with the "I've never seen a black guy be on time before" I've never seen it" and u Joe doing the Homer Simpson ducking back into the bushes LOL

[@que_sera_sarah_85_wi]

Somebody gif Normand doing the skiing motion 🙏🖤!!! 🤣

[@SaidDaSky]

I played back the old jokes like 3 times 💀😭😂😮‍💨🤣

[@altpath]

I had only ever heard this podcast on Spotify, never seen the videos before this episode, and I gotta say, I thought joe was an old man. Swear to God. Anyway, love the show.

[@ericcastaneda7514]

Goddam one of the funniest pods I've heard in a minute. Laughing out loud literally

[@josegarcia-is6wu]

Those gays jokes were hilarious 😂

[@Danielacastillohi]

I don’t about you gays, but I like the element of salaciousness this office space/studio adds to the pod. The boys never laughed harder

[@PhillSutton]

Revisit this episode all the time. So good

[@philipdoyon2566]

You were really hitting your rhythm around the 29:00 mark. We need you guys!

[@sheeshlouise6014]

These two vibe on the exact same level this was so fun to listen to

[@patrick815]

Another good one in the bag. Guys let's be honest if the cameras can't handle this studio nothing can.

[@ghouliejams]

this ep was gold! my side are splitting, I'm shitting blood, i think i need to blow my priest and if he's not in, the chaplain will do

[@ryanduray1]

This episode had me laughing like a lunatic at work. Great stuff.

[@chrisbuehler6868]

Them losing it over the wackjob coming in the Marks green room was outstanding. Killer episode

[@pmac5587]

Kramers license plate!!!!

[@illthoro1634]

These guys were locked in this Episode! Hilarious!

[@Scott-gu5bz]

The studio blows! Love you!

[@JaySuave427]

What an ep!!!!!

[@karljw9970]

32:15 Mark's real laugh

[@Cucumber_Jones]

That new addition of the blinding reflection with the wires hanging from it really makes that master 2 shot pop! 🤥

[@helpis0ntheway]

Whoever their camera man / editor is should make a behind-the-scenes from this studio for the Patreon. Kinda like the "Smoke-break" from Bonfire. I would love to see the other office people, and their entrance/exit. Maybe release it after they find a new place.

[@Zanezzzzzzzzz]

So funny. Dont hold back because of the walls

[@turnst4152]

The CAT, the COUCH! Oh, the pain!

[@hansmusicofficial]

Best ep in a while

[@JFox337]

“Women should be barking” hahahaha

[@Rokuro1]

I know you guys are trying to bring the pod to the big time, but marks apartment with Greg is the best

[@peezdoc]

I never laughed so hard from only watching people laugh!! That was fuckin hilarious!

[@huntertague2266]

You guys could record in a dumpster and id still watch don’t listen to these haters!!

[@jerrilehane7815]

Mark has modelled for JC Penney since the 70's.Just ask him to pose down like a LAWN jockey.

[@muttbull]

The ladies are interacting w/ Chuck…and he’s ON MIC!!!!!!!!! 👍👍

[@RGAELVR]

Love seeing you guys laugh like that!!!

[@teeple1877]

Mark!! You said the skiing joke! Lol. Only heard 1 person ever say that and I still tell it to this day.. apparently it’s more well known than I thought.

[@treyhudson73]

Mark, I have to apologize for my mom. She's been drinking again...and was that a Pearl Jam reference!? Hey Hey Comedy!!

[@CR-tz1ve]

I can’t get enough of you guys

[@xx00johnnyxx]

The new Stude has a daytime, try not to laugh slumber party vibe

[@krunchykarrot6537]

Hahahahhahah the breakdown of Joe towards the end was amazing, he could not take the note 😂 ego almost shattered onto the chair. He’s got a bit of a large one and this pod shows it quite a bit if you listen enough on your lonely a** commute like me. He doesn’t think the skiing joke is funny? Yes he does, and he knows it’s factually fantastic, but because of an earlier bit where he bombed- he holds it in his heart and disagrees/downplays with mark on how great the skiing joke is that came up later because of his fail earlier. He does stuff like that all the time, but i see how it can be funny- you can see Mark smirk at it all the time when he sees it happening too. He starts the podcast by saying “I hate when people tell me what I’m seeing isn’t valid” and then ends it by doing exactly that to multiple people telling him about himself…all while Mark slings effortless zings for an hour while self proclaimed Luke babbles on about how he’s a “good influence” 😂😂who tf calls themself a good influence 😂 THAT was Freudian buddy! ugh. Comedy!

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

They try to put joke each other so hard that it’s just wave after wave of joke and it’s sooo overwhelming and fantastic I came several times and I’m not even straight.

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

One thing I'll say about heckling at comedy clubs is I saw a comedian at the Edinburgh festival who kept talking to the audience, then later he got mad that people were talking back. If you wanna do crowdwork you can't really complain about some heckling or interruptions

[@jerrilehane7815]

Then wave the notebook..now you gotta leave I gotta write.Good to see ya...now out out out I'm working!

[@here7036]

I hate the studio but there's something hilarious about an out of nowhere "keep it quiet" while everyone's insulting everyone else lmao

[@Chris-P]

I'd love to see hidden camera footage of the studio neighbors reactions 😆

[@50L0L3V3LiNG]

Would love to have one of the studio neighbors in after a few more episodes. The conversation would be gold.

[@spencerandersenn]

Best Tuesday in awhile, Jerry!

[@sarahkulinski7610]

Whoaaa...the creepy lady thinking she belongs in the green room. What on earth... hilarious & entertaining as usual!

[@davidperez5089]

New studio means no Greg. No Greg no gold. Queeflessness!

[@goomaboi]

Cruisin' with Joe List and Kevin Hart!

[@truerambler]

Best way to start any Tuesday 😂 👏👏👏👏

[@ryanellis424]

They killed it on this one!

[@ObscureOcelot17]

The shopping cart guy is a “prankster” type channel. He’s trying to get a rise out of people for views. Cassady Campbell is the guy

[@garyD89]

I'm glad she puts out for you Mark

[@millennium1578]

Joe’s feelings seem genuinely hurt when he is described as cold. I get the same thing Mr. List!

[@Nobodyevencares27]

One of my favourite ‘sodes!

[@NeilAllesee]

The chair Joe is sitting on is really riding that wall.

[@TrevK0]

ugh i've been listening to you all on spotify this whole time, didnt realize you had video on the tube!!

[@Tommy-fj4oq]

29:13 the next 5 minutes are gold

[@CaryBoers]

The only way this studio works is bunk beds

[@T100E]

Hey guys drop that sign down to head level it like down in between the two of you right now there's a big reflection in it from the light and it'll still be in the shot when it's close up on you or when you pull back. Love you guys .

[@cosmic_giant1523]

This was my favorite episode 😁

[@Frederick0220]

I’m 30 and I never heard that gay skiing joke from Mark. Thought that was brilliant

[@tarawhite986]

You made an ASSMAN license plate! 🤣❤️

[@HankyDank]

28:40 Dan Patrick Show... that's the last time lol

[@nextbizzy]

Y e s!! Tuesday with story's beats los every time!!

[@adamwilson6]

Love how these NYC gays went from woke covid queefs to seeing reality. Proud of you boys.

[@moralhazard1]

Kinda like this studio just cuz u guys freakin out about it makes it hilarious lol

[@lordbawnchie]

I laughed so hard my stomach hurt when y'all were telling gay jokes!

[@MrBrewsterProduction]

Missing the random Greg appearance

[@DrunkInPublic]

Jesus Christ I’ve laughed my gd @$$ off this entire ep 😂

[@mirko.a.83]

Min 31.30....I'm dying!

[@Frederick0220]

Can you explain the shower fart joke?

[@canobiggs]

🤣 🤣 🤣 @9:55 you've never seen a black guy on time! Joe List: sinks into chair and tries to disappear