Tug the Table: COMEDY GOLD*

[@zillah1157]

"If my neighbours are listening this sounds very wrong!!!" Mark thats unfortunately true...

[@natashaneuzerling4102]

I love how Mark hasn't changed at all in, like, 5 years, but Wade looks so young here XD

[@sparky-xz1nb]

Mark is immortal

[@lg84]

Sparky is correct

[@trollingmodeactivated2500]

Only thing that has changed about mark is the muscle mass and beard

[@davela79]

The road has owned Wade.

[@okdean7953]

It was before Barbra

[@markiplier]

Such good times with Wade! He's coming back THIS WEEK so get ready for even more fun times and hilarious games!

[@bethanyschnieder3482]

yaaaay! ^^

[@baxterlangkau7133]

Yay! Wade is awesome!

[@justicegames2172]

YAY!!!!

[@rileythan3751]

XD

[@XlinkGlitch]

XD

[@danielhuneke5862]

What every mode does Big head: makes characters heavy Plank: makes table lighter Slippery floor: don't need to explain Balls: adds weight to the table Headless: makes characters lighter Reverse: disorients player's The other one that caused the screen to tilt that I can remember the name of: changes gravity Mini body: makes tugs less effective Tiny table: caused the distance you need to tug your opponent into to be shorter

[@maccychee3858]

It's Dizzy

[@negamewtwo5535]

What about Long Legs or One-Handed?

[@slowsloth3809]

@@negamewtwo5535 long legs: stronger pull-in one-handed - weaker pull-in

[@slowsloth3809]

or just less stable with one-handed

[@abc-ld8ok]

damn you must fucking no-life this game

[@howtodrawreallygood]

Today I learned I have the humour of a 9 year old. Thanks Markiplier! :D

[@Brickertown]

cool storeh bruh

[@blondehorsesgal3473]

Me too ^_^ thank mark

[@isaep]

Well I'm a 9 year old so yeah we do not have the same humor although this is pretty funny

[@ShinyShilla]

Sooooo... Oliver Age 24 Humor Age 9 ?

[@patrickmd7047]

I am 9 so ha And no questions about me

[@lonely_demon8476]

The frog with the dong with the dog in a thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole of the bottom the sea. Best nursery rhyme that's also a tongue twister XD

[@raheemsamerson6561]

Maria The Mangle f

[@dutchbob6084]

Maria The Mangle yyyyyuuuup

[@gigure9411]

Am I the only one who saw Maria type it wrong towards the end? "In the sack in the hole of the bottom the sea."

[@tkrek2425]

It's actually not that hard to say

[@deathtrap5433]

What she or he said

[@samuelhuila2]

THE FROG WITH THE DONG AND A DOG ON A LOG IN THE CRACK OF THE BACK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!

[@minionyou9167]

*Mark and Wade Now:* "F**K BARBARA" *Mark and Wade then:* "The Dog with a Dong in the Thong in The Crack of the Back in the Bottom of the Sea!!!"

[@snowman3425]

this video was out for 6 years and and feels like it got uploaded like 3 mouths ago can you relate?

[@chrissimmons9743]

You Right

[@ThatOneGuy-ts9dz]

How to start an argument online 1. Express Your Opinion. 2. Wait.

[@JacobthePoshPotato]

i am a potato

[@dingusmungus]

FAKE AND GAY!!!!1!one!eleventeen

[@mooselettem377]

+Jacob Yoness THATS RACIST! I can't believe your poor usage of the word potato. Do you even know what that means?! You silly man...

[@ieuanholbrook9066]

Brittney Maits are u joking or just dumb as fuck

[@RoyalApocolyptic]

Brittney Maits Osama BIn Laden was a chill dude

[@shuamaral936]

"Sometimes you need to do fast; sometimes you need to slow" - Markiplier, 2014 PS.: I died at "Let's listen to that again, shall we?"

[@Bboi-rc8ox]

Wade looks so different compared to now

[@ethangivens3597]

he looks more...normal then...

[@Kay_213_]

Now he looks like he’s going through a mid life crisis

[@dragongamesyt6295]

Not really all to different

[@EmeraldSogeking]

@@Kay_213_ XD He does, doesn't he?

[@katrinafreeburg4908]

Yes

[@ord1nar1ly]

"Pervert." Me: "How'd you know?~"

[@arandomr3462]

Tarmaline Productions *C E A S E*

[@Sam-fq5hc]

@@arandomr3462 no

[@rycow2229]

*cease and desist*

[@aidenr3310]

Same

[@average534]

@@rycow2229 dying light?

[@samvuel]

I'm sitting next to my parents........ (Casually turns down audio)

[@RobAmaPlay]

+Samuel Beardsley kkkk

[@bedhead_potato1763]

+Samuel Beardsley lol

[@keynang8046]

That can't be good

[@kenthefele113]

*Sitting next to sibling and friends (Casually turns up audio)

[@novelinaristy4611]

😂😂😂😂

[@freddyfazbear8060]

Hey mark! We just got a new family member, his name is sparky, he hangs out in the costume room and he really wants to meet you!

[@teztezi]

Is the game actually updated?

[@CastCS_]

I demand to know what you mean by this.

[@kennythegamer3633]

Freddy... you're scaring me again...

[@Gratefulme4]

GO...NOW!!!

[@tk-5764]

Castoreh TF2 Look it up.

[@lacis9573]

I would LOVE to be Markipliers neighbors lol

[@darkhuntress7772]

XD so would I

[@madelynladd-thomas8562]

Yaaaas

[@ryanjasper4136]

But no sleep... I wonder why?

[@madelynladd-thomas8562]

+Wolf Man true but still it would be cool though and hilarious! Wake up in the middle of the night to here him screaming something like what the fuck I almost had it!!!

[@bradclevenger9495]

Me too

[@starimyth1462]

"The *frog* with the *dong* with the *dog* in the *thong* on the *log* in a *crack* in the *back* in a hole in the bottom of the sea!" This nursery rhyme in a nutshell: Put basically any word that ends in “-ack” or “-og” and end with “in the bottom of the sea” and there you go.

[@Marscael24]

Dong is ack or og tho

[@Kenoboi_42]

Dong is ack or og tho

[@Tailikku1]

"The frog with the dong with the dog in the thong on the bump on the log in the crack in the back in the sack in the whole in the bottom of the sea!"

[@TheMasterOfDooM]

I hope this comes to be an Olympic Sport.

[@Xearrik]

This video should be rated Adult for the blind.

[@Sayrahthepirate]

Your profile picture is my favorite startled cat picture.

[@isaep]

That would be funny if a blind person was listening to this they would just think it is a porno

[@JanelGarciaPikachu399]

The Best Song "The frog with the dong with the dog in the thong on the log in a crack in the back in a hole in the bottom of the sea" Sorry Some One Had To Do It And I Am That Person Edit: I just checked this and i have so many likes wtf also i checked the replies, what was i on

[@JanelGarciaPikachu399]

Hey Told Us To Sing In The Comments

[@mattomanx77]

Janel Garcia And You're Gonna Do The Capitalization Thing

[@JanelGarciaPikachu399]

oh no not another one!

[@Rex-sy8ye]

Janel Garcia indeed, not another one...

[@nicolespicer3980]

Your so funny and I like your pic

[@Constipation-Station]

I was promised gold. I was not disappointed.

[@peytonburnsed2196]

Let's be real, we got Platinum

[@Luksaee]

Idk in terraria platinum and gold have same value

[@lillie3029]

@@Luksaee ik what about this is cobalt

[@madalyndrew453]

You got a dong in a thong

[@accelerator5195]

@@lillie3029 what about this is titanium

[@Cookiemagination]

I need more tears, cause i lost every single one buy laughing the dong in the dog in the frog part xD

[@coffewizzard4287]

Aaaalter

[@Cookiemagination]

Felix Hinterleitner What?

[@Cookiemagination]

***** Ich wüsste ja mal gern was er mit Aaaalter meint, aber ich krieg ja hier keine Antwort xD

[@Coffee4Cophee]

Mark + Wade = Made.

[@Massagetherapistbound14]

Relationship made #Made

[@Auphira]

#Made for each other. (*ﾟ▽ﾟ) ฅ'ω'ฅ

[@CommanderKatelyn]

Mark + Wade = Made for each other... Fanfic commence...

[@SgtSoupcan]

Katelyn Scully That's fangirlishly creative. I do enjoy creativeness, but fangirlish creativeness, nope.avi

[@Coffee4Cophee]

Made is Mark's name if it was wade but with an 'm'!

[@amrithai.5705]

Lol _"Not everything needs to be sexual" Markiplier, on April 28, 2014_

[@Ruby-cf7ih]

Is was on August tho

[@ShadeStarMC]

fast thrusting

[@n.c.rranger5316]

PERCYYYY JACKKKKSONNNN

[@emmacalvino3052]

+N.C.R Ranger yay

[@awesometv6297]

It was August

[@bincherito]

I’ve watched this so many times over the years and my favorite part is: *incomprehensible muttering* in the bottom of the sea!

[@Alex-qr7yh]

Wait a minute... Mark+orange shirt+orange team+w key is m upside down= HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED! LOLOLOLOLOLOL11111111

[@Alex-qr7yh]

Also 11:33 i just kinda died. XD

[@TobeasJ]

Wait a minute! Mark is 4 letters and everyone knows 4-1 equals 3. And 3 times 3 equals 9 and 9-3 equals 6. PORTAL 6 CONFIRMED!!!!!!

[@siegwardinspirit]

Tabe oh my god,and I thought it was the illuminati.I am so relieved right now,thank yo-- wait,were there footsteps in my appartment? O.o I didn't tell anything about the Illuminati,I swear!oh god,OH GOD! (*Kawatsume was aprubtly disconnected,cause:unknown*)

[@Alex-qr7yh]

Kawatsume Byotiful. Just byotiful.

[@DogeCharger]

ILLUMINARTY

[@safabekr]

Please tell me no one listened to this in public with no earphones.

[@sinnerwolf4722]

Sarah Krishef i did listen to this is public with no earphones why is that bad

[@Samantha-yb2re]

My head phones kinda broke an hour ago... 😳

[@sonimatic]

Sarah Krishef I like your profile picture. Liligant is my favorite grass type ^-^

[@whileyouwerereadingthis]

***** same here

[@sonimatic]

While you were reading this I stole your chicken Awesome! ((Joke's on you, I had no chicken in the first place >:3))

[@negomi_rainshine8309]

Game: RED WINS!! Me: Isn't that orange tho...

[@logando3305]

@Alyssa Perez Makes no sense but imma go with it.

[@jericalocke9136]

Mark: You ready to LOSE? Wade: Lets DO IT.

[@Nyxlikemix420]

I made the mistake of drinking water and watching this at the same time and nearly died lol

[@79goodbyegirl]

😂 lol!!!!!!

[@mariohills4191]

Sounds like fun

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

Pheonixfiregirl :3 same lolololol

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

Mario Hills lololololololololololol

[@studio-stirko5596]

I should try that 😛

[@lekano443]

i cant tell when Mark wins because he screams when he wins. 😂😂

[@marysue8307]

lol me too

[@jojoseamy]

😆😂

[@nate9479]

mark is red ... matches his hair too

[@chefpeanut6214]

I remember I had a private class in middle school where my band teacher allowed us to play on the computers because it's a class of 3. Me and my friend always cracked up from this game!

[@Jpena-dl4qs]

SAAAME

[@eddiewade7757]

whats up 👧

[@allyfrench9131]

*my friend and I

[@TheJayzBlu4721]

Ally French 4 words SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@mastamastamasta7985]

TJD&DSD Devries Calm Yo farm no need to get salty >:/

[@thecha0ticgam3r]

3 years later, and wade looks like he's 20 years older

[@jas.per.25]

Reminding you of this gold almost 5 years later

[@Dreigonix]

Where can I get the Frog In The Thong song as my ringtone?

[@Dreigonix]

Wow, you took me seriously! XD Thanks!

[@jjtomecek1623]

Just have that go off when your in the library, at a job interview, visiting your parents, etc. I'd love to see everyone's reaction.

[@kylehayes1473]

I want it as my ringtone! XD

[@joris10000]

Dreigonix If you want the ringtone, i'll make you the ringtone.

[@kylehayes1473]

Joris lol

[@Wallis_2001]

5:41 I think I've been permanently scarred.

[@hitomikokoro9730]

Same here

[@erikasteele7717]

+FlamingBlackFire22 That was not fun.......

[@hitomikokoro9730]

Silver WolfHeart LOL

[@michaellastname2421]

+Ashley1epic More like permanently turned on.

[@gamingbrony9793]

me too

[@blacktornadow90]

It's red. I think I'm color blind. It looks orange

[@danceman51trendscape]

It looks orange to me too, and I'm not colorblind.

[@blacktornadow90]

Sorry about that

[@danceman51trendscape]

Sorry for what?

[@blacktornadow90]

I felt like I offended you. I'm sorry if I did

[@danceman51trendscape]

blacktornadow90 In no way did I become offended, as a seasoned internet goer I am hard to offend.

[@Osiris-io5cl]

Wade: “That’s when the crack comes in.” Markiplier:”No” Wade:” You want it to get stuck in the thong” Markiplier:” No, you don’t want it to get stuck in the thong...the thing and the dong, the bong....” Wade:”.... and the crack in the back at the bottom of the sea🎵🎶” Markiplier: Laughing his a** off Markiplier:” That is the best nursery rhyme I have ever heard in my life”

[@snowman3425]

yeo

[@snowman3425]

*yep*

[@epic-awer4551]

I dare someone to watch the entire video with their eyes closed

[@victordelgado9105]

Epic-a Wer ok

[@victordelgado9105]

I did it

[@victordelgado9105]

0

[@elizabethmantor1488]

i did beacuse my eyes where closed from laughing the whole time

[@64buchanan]

ugh fine

[@superboss3758]

3 years later he never changed lol

[@abil5238]

Super Boss ikr??

[@nicoletacaba7776]

Im in 2017

[@sarahlynn.enthusiast]

8:09 I guess you could say..... the tables have turned....

[@Munto-Z]

I remember watching this video when it was first uploaded. Thanks for the memories, Mark! You truly have changed me.

[@bradleymartinez9928]

THE FROG WITH A DOG IN DOG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!! ALL TOGETHER NOW!! THE FROG WITH A DOG IN DOG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!

[@looper7159]

the qsigossodrgpxkoelbuhserdsasdvaqiwuebfvcbvskhorynortgijdsnviuwnvbnddasdver in the bottom of the sea

[@Th3D3vilishBoy]

"THE FROG WITH A DOG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!". That is how it goes..

[@joshuaanderson2955]

the. Frog with a dog with a dong in a thing in a crack on a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea this is from mark

[@aloracamp8661]

The frog with a dog with a dong in a thing in a crack on a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea. ^.^ got it

[@PedroCosta-qs7wr]

IM MESSING UP THE SONG,AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME BECAUSE I HAVE A POTATO ARMY!! MWAHAHWAHAHAH

[@sillypie22]

THE FROG WITH A DOG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!! EVERYBODY!!!!! THE FROG WITH A DOG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A CRACK ON A LOG IN THE HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! THANK YOU MARK FOR BEING A EXISTING!!!

[@sillypie22]

Bobby Rudock hey that's the song, i didn't see your comment, I'm just going along with the song dude

[@DrRosenburge]

That needs to be on a t-shirt.

[@sillypie22]

Yea it does, everyone sgould make it a thing,

[@SirCaldast]

Sariah Adams How about we dont but pretend we did.

[@Vexner]

repressed summer camp memories returning GOD NO CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@razzbies3229]

Did anyone notice that mark is wearing his team color?

[@Livvyrose-qk4hg]

huh thx 4 pointing that out for me!

[@elizabethwalker3344]

+Glitch I did ^-^

[@kiaraclifton7443]

+Cyclone lol no thx for pointing that out

[@marcusstoic1876]

Yeh I was gonna say that

[@chyreaisasmolbean8675]

I was going to comment that

[@izzy1079]

I didn’t know I pressed the button! I WAS MONOLOGUING!

[@abil5238]

D'aaww I remembered watching this vid 3 years ago ;3; such bootiful memories..

[@JustAHD]

Nice spelling bud.

[@JustAHD]

Nah

[@irishpotato504]

Make that 4 years. Also, i like +AbilDoesStuff Idfk 's spelling anyway. ^-^

[@lonely_demon8476]

Agreed

[@lonely_demon8476]

Agreed

[@Spectral352]

I am 24 and this is what i watch while Dark Souls II is downloading.

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

what is with you furries youre not people...

[@Spectral352]

you're*

[@ryanhaydenorr6663]

Kevin Acosta Rekt

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

SashaSexyfur um ok you're happy now?

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

ryan hayden-orr what do you mean rekt?

[@amazingabby3096]

ok. I need help. I told myself no more KZbin. that was TWO hours ago. it is now 3:03 in the morning. why am I up. someone help. I need someone to turn off my WiFi please. I need help.

[@aronsteele1169]

amazing abby lol

[@amazingabby3096]

Hi There I did it again. its 2:00 in the morning. why am I addicted to KZbin!?!?!? 😦😦😦😦

[@aronsteele1169]

amazing abby cause its is fun I'm watching markiplier's gta 5 part 2 then going to jacksepticeye gta5

[@amazingabby3096]

Hi There I finishes that at midnight. I then thought it was a good idea to watch marks until dawn play through. I got freaked and switched to something happier! (this) 😊

[@amazingabby3096]

Hi There btw, their GTA vids are amazingly hilarious!!!!! I swear I lost like ten pounds from laughing so hard!!!!

[@rajtac-tts7015]

mark: the dong on thw dog- ME: *CRIED FOR 3 MINUTES S T R A I G H T *

[@LRM8083]

the frog with the dong with the dog in the thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole in the bottom of the sea! EVERYBODY SING ALONG

[@redessencegaming9927]

is it just me or does the red look very orange

[@2002sebing]

RedEssence Gaming No, not really.

[@redessencegaming9927]

mon hernz well people see colors differently and it looks more orange than red to me

[@ashley-ww1rx]

RedEssence Gaming its orange

[@luigigaming7528]

I know right

[@catriona_]

okay i was worring for a minute

[@jtmid2000]

I have KZbin red and I listened to this with my phone screen off

[@jtmid2000]

it was glorious

[@Pankobro]

+Jacob Middleton (applebanna9) i can do that without youtube red

[@jtmid2000]

Good for you. :/

[@jtmid2000]

***** There's no way in Hell I'd pay for it. I was using the trial. What it gives you: no ads, background play, google play music subscription. Not bad for $9.99/ m, I have to admit.

[@autumn_2540]

me too when I herd those sounds I immediately

[@m.n.m.ink.784]

I have noticed that When Mark is competing in a game, He is bad at the start, and then he learns and becomes unstoppable towards the middle and until the end.

[@mikkichartier9655]

"The frog with the dong with the dog in a thong on the log in a crack in the back in the sack in the hole in the bottom of the sea!" ~ Markiplier XD

[@illybell8180]

My new favorite Markiplier quote XD

[@MrEquivalent]

What he said ;-;

[@danulthumanul_1166]

This is the best random quote I've ever seen

[@renegadesolstice9640]

The frog with the dong and the...wait. The frog with the dong and the dog with thong with the, dammit! The frog with the dong and the dog with thong in the bong and the kong with a song in a log in a whole with a mole in the crack at the bottom of the sea! FINALLY!

[@andygarrido58]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[@JuniperAbaddon]

*RENEGADE WINS*

[@demonloona21]

***** hai pinkie I'm ur biggest fan :3

[@JuniperAbaddon]

Dash The Hedgehog.exe Okay?

[@demonloona21]

:3

[@KernalGohd]

And so it was the day, that Markiplier found out how to use a Fade effect, and enable big head mode via webcam. And there was much rejoicing.

[@aprilharrigan9032]

lets listen to that again shall we? lmao

[@StarflameCrimsonOfficial]

"Pervert" XD

[@jdd6890]

This not comedy gold... it's comedy diamond!

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Comedy ruby

[@ECG163]

It's actually Comedy Video Games.

[@mizls.gaming4152]

jdd6890 No it's comedy rare and expensive gems

[@marquis911]

There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of the log that I found at the bottom of the sea. And THAT'S the secret of the universe.

[@ratchetcraft3846]

That's from the 8-bit Futurama episode

[@dzeez7394]

RatchetCraft no it's not

[@Shinobu2022]

Chubbtacular yes it is

[@agrey-hy2yq]

my favorite episode

[@meganb.8189]

it says red??? Wtf?

[@pie1o1morris46]

Megan Brownhill ikr I thought it was orange

[@personname119]

Megan Brownhill ikr

[@tiffanyhilgendorf3356]

Megan B. Omg I just realized lol 😂 it’s clearly orange

[@elangelang9742]

Mark was wearing orange also

[@8orange]

Boho Moon I know right I was thinking the same thing

[@elijahcenteno1926]

Ik I noticed it too

[@maddyadams3864]

Boho Moon ikr

[@ultimategamer7740]

Oh yeah

[@TrollAtronify]

Boho Moon funny how it says its red but its like a perfect orange

[@spookyskeleton6363]

MARKIPLIER! (AND WADE)! YOU HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON!

[@cloakerunit2805]

Gtfo

[@keithwatson6882]

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE

[@NatsuDragneel-dz4sg]

Oh how pretty and by pretty I mean stupid

[@ubercodcamper8566]

2spooky4me

[@noelle7969]

SPOOPY

[@tornadomash00]

thong part: Red: imma win Blue: im totally gonna win dis red: ...dafuq r our players talking about? blue: oh yeah...*listens* omg wahts a dong? red: donno blue: I'm gonna win *the tub starts* blue: HYA HYA HYA HYA red: NNNNNGH NNGH NGGGGGH NNNNNNGH GRAAAAAUUUUUUGH *red ends up winning and blue gets their head chopped off for losing 5 times to the queen because blue wanted to marry the queen* red: lol

[@makennalocke9748]

Caitlin McLaughlin its orange...

[@tornadomash00]

mark says that in the vid to but i don care xD

[@kim-xn1qu]

what the fuck

[@deliriumredbonnie7188]

Stricq lol

[@juliacortez5516]

10:00 is when it starts getting twice as funny than earlier.

[@Fistrike]

AND the frog andedondebadabadeabade the SEA!

[@kyleighwhite9154]

LOL right

[@amymyers5606]

Mauro Pinto accurate

[@jaxonbarnes3448]

what the hell this is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@derosiflo6524]

He's the orange person in the game and wears orange...illuminati!

[@anode4014]

that would be red...

[@derosiflo6524]

red stands there, but it def. looks like orange :D

[@SubNaturalZ]

DerÖsiFlo the devseadsas GODDAMMIT the develeper is colourblind or it's a problem with his monitor

[@kstormgeistgem461]

[buries face in hands] I laughed too hard... My face hurts. Years later and it still makes my face hurt.

[@Akamaru015]

+kstormgeistgem glad im not the only one xD "the frog with a dong with a dog in the thong in the crack on the back in the hole in the bottom of the sea!"

[@Bone_fist]

This was the first Markiplier video I ever watched

[@thatmlgpro0678]

THE FROG WITH THE DONG WITH THE DOG IN A THONG ON THE LOG IN A CRACK IN THE BACK IN THE SACK IN THE HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!! EVERYBODY!!!! THE FROG WITH THE DONG WITH THE DOG IN A THONG ON THE LOG IN A CRACK IN THE BACK IN THE SACK IN A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!! 11:24 Cracks me up eri tim

[@gummycubez]

7:14 Makes me think of the old spice commercials.

[@gummycubez]

8:12 HAHAHA OMG MADE ME DIE XD

[@barneystinsonsuitup1]

rip

[@jacobmuasau5193]

Rariyo Tokyo You mean *Wade* me die.

[@AlienHunter9p]

So much dirty thoughts

[@Phonx98]

Darude - sandstorm

[@Duskwing472]

i was reading the subtitles, and when wade said; "i'll get you next time markiplier'', the subtitles said; i'll get you next time MERKEL. i think merkel is a great new name for mark

[@xenzyanimation7209]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE WRONG NOPE NUH UH NOPE SO WRONG NOPE NUPE NUPE

[@xenzyanimation7209]

EH

[@fishythingy]

To me it was marker glare

[@aaronieroarrureurie4708]

Markerglare for me to

[@theamazingtommo]

I would love to see them play this again in 2024!

[@littleliv_]

The "red" was so clearly orange I'm actually uncomfortable

[@dinkstervonticklefingers1781]

I died when he said "I lost my dong in my thong it went so far into my butt crack and I lost it" LOL THAT KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@creepjax]

when was that

[@theeyeofenderwhatsup3470]

yes

[@darkwiccianqueen]

Aresboy 2006 lol marks so funny

[@thomasbuxton929]

You are wise and true

[@juniejunebug]

in the crack in the back in the bottom of the sea

[@bunny-yi9cj]

lol i was eating cereal and the milk squirted out of my nose from all the laughing XD

[@GumboShrimpin]

bet that didn't feel good

[@mojimoji9802]

Diana ortiz same i almost choked while watching these (choking with water)

[@bac0ntoast]

@@GumboShrimpin kaleb, you have NO idea...

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Wade may have lost his hair, but he has gained a beard. And also is generally awesome :3 We love ya Wade

[@gabijaimeeL]

5:35 if i were ur neighbour i ll be like nope dats it i m movin'

[@gabijaimeeL]

srry 5:39

[@Fma965]

Ariadne Savannah the hard foam stuff on the wall is for noise cancellation.

[@gabijaimeeL]

Scott Allen Omg it was a joke i m not being serious! 0_0

[@gabijaimeeL]

***** LOL

[@ctrlaltdeleteus6679]

Does anyone else put on a long video of Mark's and then fall asleep to it? I do that,his voice is so soothing and it actually puts me to sleep!

[@beef5able]

That's not creepy at all

[@ctrlaltdeleteus6679]

1337 Burrito Shhh child...

[@ctrlaltdeleteus6679]

Madison Lenart Uhh I'm sorry but I was just curious

[@dewwy7369]

I have done that, sometimes I'll put on the 12hr slapsgiving live stream and wake up to it haha, its not creepy, its just like listening to an audiobook

[@ctrlaltdeleteus6679]

Exactly!

[@penguin0616]

"Lets listen to that again, shall we?" Didn't notice until that part.

[@littlebopeep]

The fact it says red when its clearly orange is driving me crazy

[@hobosorcerer]

"MM TAKE MY BIG HEAD" -Markiplier 2014

[@Fenriswaffle]

"I have the biggest head arounnnnnnnd" -Markiplier 2014

[@COSGUK]

Oh boys and their toys XD I love how the screen says red wins when it's clearly Orange XD

[@fancifulspoon8094]

ye the dev must be colorblind

[@Mdude123456789]

Diego Valdez *Yea, thy dev must be colorblind

[@PedroCosta-qs7wr]

Mdude360 Yea,the* dev must be colorblind.

[@tobyhunt2127]

Diego Valdez Lots of games use off-red shades of orange. Its easier to contrast. Most people consider red and blue polar opposites, but on the color wheel, orange is blue's opposite. Basically, to the developer, it just made sense.

[@girlyfairy1]

"orange wins"

[@radicallarry4244]

Wade looks so much different without a beard

[@kotanamii3358]

Radical Larry Ya

[@Ponyhater]

Radical Larry I know right

[@briittanyhuff9856]

Radical Larry

[@floydangel]

THE FROG WITH THE DONG AND THE DOG IN A THONG ON A LOG IN A CRACK IN THE SACK IN A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

[@crystalspaceeyes]

Hey Mark could you drink 2 liters of water 2 hours prior to playing horror game? Just an idea for impossible challenge.

[@crystalspaceeyes]

Markiplier *makes puppy dog eyes* please Mark?

[@zachkessler116]

Yes.

[@dickubuspruitt3268]

Haydens Di Angelo seems legit

[@breannaleguee4647]

PLEASE THIS

[@Danloadable]

I can't think of a way to make it an 'impossible', but how good would an 'EnviroBear 2000' impossible let's play be?

[@JTelli786]

5:40 my dad walks in....then immediately leaves and shuts the door in a hurry...thanks mark and wade :p

[@sharistettner873]

5:39 close ur eyes and imagine an Japanese anime

[@darkjak4100]

anime is japanese so that was unneeded

[@WiccanSpiritWolves]

History's Strongest Prince not true. There's Chinese anime also.

[@darkjak4100]

when you think anime, most of the time japan is what comes to mind

[@mysteriousman1303]

Wiccan Spirit Wolves Anime actually used to be called japanime from what I heard so there.

[@WiccanSpiritWolves]

History's Strongest Prince that's like saying there is no Chinese manga. There is Chinese anime it just sucks ass compared to Japanese anime. Japan was the first to make anime. Do research before you try to refute somones comments.

[@Kashthemanlymoneyman]

Watching this in 2020, cured my depression for now

[@vic_x]

2021 and mark hasn’t changed at all lmao

[@Ripclaw246]

5:29 Close Your Eyes and Let Your Mind Run

[@AwesomeGirl2017]

Gonna share this with my boys at school XD The frog the dong, with the dog with the thong, in the back of the crack in the sack at the bottom of the sea!!! XDDDD LMAO

[@AwesomeGirl2017]

*Dog in a thong

[@matthewbrooks8512]

Intriguing yet very disturbing.

[@ACT8113]

◑)U(◐

[@Timingplanet]

AwesomeGirl2017 indeed

[@Randaleo]

AwesomeGirl2017 c:

[@gweng123]

*full out* THE FROG WITH A DONG IN A THONG IN A LOG IN THE CRACK OF THE BACK OF THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!!!!!!!! My sis will kill me; I'm using her account Mine +Gaming and Baking

[@gweng123]

+Gwen Goldenberg Now notifications!!

[@tomato-tomatti4052]

😸

[@EtherealLadyship]

what about the dog?

[@noniclenonsense8433]

+Gwen Goldenberg about the dog and the sack?

[@nathangeiser8742]

+ice freeze and the hole

[@ChaosWitchAnna]

The strangest part of rewatching these is that Wade has hair! Love you Wade but you know it's true ROFL

[@wildanna10]

I like how in the suggestions it is "how to add sound affects to your video" or something like that

[@stupidity564]

One day a duck went up to a lemonade sand went to the man running the stand Hey *GOT ANY TABLES* STARTS PLAYING TUG OF WAR FOR TABLE *INTENSE MUSIC*

[@EmpressNezumi]

Can we have an animated video for their song?

[@ZitiPatrol]

I'm on it.

[@EmpressNezumi]

Sweet! Be sure to share the LINK!

[@therealyblok]

That'll be awesome. BEST SONG EVER

[@ZitiPatrol]

Will do, chickies. Should be done by this weekend.

[@EmpressNezumi]

itaketheSQUARE nice! Cant wait to see it!

[@kennyford3168]

Who else just remembered this and was like, let's come back and watch this again?

[@wolfgirl5660]

man that rime was just jibberish until he said the bottom of the sea

[@goldenfreddy4270]

It is rhyme not rime

[@blorg7174]

Okay, for you nimrods saying that Mark is making bad videos that aren't funny just because of this one, you should read the description! Geez the ignorance!

[@jw5760]

***** then don't watch the video. 0.0 never thought of that did ya?

[@jw5760]

Im saying if you don't like his comedy don't want his videos. no need for name calling

[@datguyy181]

***** !

[@J0K3R671_GUAM]

I know right

[@mrunitforge]

***** dude. Please. Always watch descriptition BEFORE watching the vid next time! :)

[@deadregret4785]

I nearly snorted out water about 50 times. Well great. Time to put a paper towl (x3) over my keyboard everytime I watch these.

[@arrrnora]

Markiplier: Everyone do it with me! Me: tHe fRoG wItH tHe dO markiplier: no stop nevermind.

[@ScoutBostonAnonStuds]

Wade-demption, until 7 minutes in the video

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

hmmmm...THAT SCOUT IS A SPY

[@ScoutBostonAnonStuds]

Kevin Acosta Nope

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

Scout Boston SPAAAAAAAHHHHHH*pulls out flamethrower*

[@ScoutBostonAnonStuds]

Kevin Acosta Aaaand i'm still here

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

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