TURBO ZOMBIE GLADIATOR THREESOME | Dan Bull

[@ShoutyRaymondo]

Did he just make the X1 line-up look good?!

[@MaximillianGreil]

I would play a game called Turbo Zombie Gladiator

[@BobbitTheDog]

but... what about the threesome part? D:

[@Ultracombogaming]

I would throw all my money at a game named that!

[@mathijsbusio5227]

What about a turbo threesome with zombiegladiators game? ;)

[@sclarke581]

Ladies and gentelmen,Dan Bull has done it again.He has created art on epic proportion. Well done man keep it up

[@NonExistingName]

This was epic. On huge proportions, mamoth, even. So fast paced, and i can't believe the footage matched beautifully!!!!!!!!

[@riddypr]

Well now the length of the Xbox One raps makes sense.

[@zerof4lk]

The X marks the spot where you'll find Pandora's BOX guarding three amazing raps condensed into ONE. Dan Bull did it again.

[@Dane-7]

This guy should do publicity... seriously he can easily do a living out of that talent...

[@CSRgamer]

Mogul Khan He is making a living off of that talent, he makes a living off of KZbin.

[@Luketheneko]

Duuuude, This is so awesome, You obviously planned this out but that's what made it so cool!

[@SatinFoxx]

Wait....what?...wah...th...buh....THIS WAS ALL ONE BIG SONG?!?!?!

[@92Roar]

i thought something was up when the tune sounded similar

[@thearchivist9387]

Of standard length too

[@UndadZombie]

Even after all these years this is still one of my favourite KZbin videos I’ve genuinely lost count the amount of times I’ve watched this

[@shortforchange]

few words can describe this song, they are"awesome", "epic" and "boss"

[@willandrews6489]

turbo? zombie. gladiator? threesome. hotel? trivago.

[@Walkthroughs14]

This almost makes me want to buy an Xbox one. Almost.

[@ubaydullah01]

Goddamnit Faith, go work on Mirrors Edge 2.

[@dudunikolaishvili8096]

come one they removed all the bullshit from xbox one

[@MrNocturnalEmission]

xShadow ELTE It's a prequel, she was done before the "first" Mirrors Edge was out.

[@Wahsrocity]

Dudu Nikolaishvili Not really dude...

[@jihadthat777]

Dudu Nikolaishvili Xbox One exists so obviously they didnt remove all the bullshit its still there as plain as day for people not blinded by fantasy for example deadrising 3 has shitty vehicles they are like ps1 level gameplay mechanics for Twisted Metal and yet its supposed to be a next gen game.....if its going to have vehicles in it they might as well make sure the vehicles dont control and look like shit.

[@pivotkid85]

this is sweet!

[@YoshiToMario]

This kid just went hard. Damn Dan, gg.

[@mickluvin619]

O....M.....G..... i found yoshitomario around a random place on the internet 0-0.ok dont blow it now......what to say....uh.....I LIKE SHORTS THERE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!......dammit

[@rebiam3010]

love the vids dude

[@riddypr]

Is this your first time listening to Dan Bull, Yoshi?

[@JamTheLad]

Ikr xD No fucking RE

[@thedivine5897]

KID? KID? he aint no kid!

[@MikeyATF]

Dan Bull your just great absolute amazing get me so pumped to play games and wright music but wow this is a great mash up!

[@anzullic]

Man I got goose bumps hearing the song again.

[@CatheteriZedEYE]

i think microsoft should have used this song to showcase there exclusive titles on XBone, fast paced song i love it

[@nikolasarvanitopoulos1334]

They did, that's why he made this songs in the first place and Microsoft then showcased this video in the launch party to advertise their exclusives.

[@olke267]

Welcome to the next generation… [FORZA MOTORSPORT 5] [Verse 1] Man, I feel like a superstar In a high powered supercar Shoot for the stars, no stopping me I’m revving up a cacophony Doesn’t matter whatever you offer me Won’t swap it for anything, honestly The road ahead of me’s calling And pole position is where I’ve just got to be I’m an ace in a race, set a pace That’ll take you to a range of places Make you say “Ooh, great, amazing” A trail in my wake as I blaze away ‘cause it’s the way that I make my paper Do me a favour: Get out of my way, bruh Boy racer with places to be So it’s safe to say I’ll see you later [Verse 2] Forza Motorsport Will open doors to a sort of ocean port That’ll flow a course from coast to shores The poetry of motion’s yours Saddle up, we’re going on tour You’ll ride astride your chosen horse Through a load of applause Such force You were only supposed to blow the doors Horsepower, galloping gallantly Shoot for the stars, Galileo Galilei Hey! Don’t prang my McClaren, geez The tab to patch up the damage Is grand as your annual salary And apparently you just cannot handle me So hand me the keys as I shoot for the stars Blasting these supercars To a brand new galaxy Let’s go! [DEAD RISING 3] [Verse 3] There's dead on every street The city's a cemetery So evidently, you better believe It's better to get up and leave If that's something you'll ever achieve Well then you will need to get a bit mean With the endless sea of horrendous beings That'll see your flesh as a delicacy They want to find out how your meat tastes One bite is all it takes Should you make a small mistake They'll make you their next gourmet steak The stakes have been raised, son Can you stave the invasion? From the cradle, to the grave, you'll save All walks of life and death when you slay them [Verse 4] I'll make tools, then I slay fools Though I break rules, stay faithful To the label of a fellow cutting straight through you From the nape of the neck to the navel Maybe it's painful, maybe it's not I don’t know, your brains are all rotten And though you may have forgotten the way that it was I won't let you forget when I take you to God With a homemade blade aimed straight at your schnoz I don't suppose there'll be that much tissue left To let you blow your nose And so it goes on The contagion continues It'll blatantly take Every grain of the patience And latent frustration That's waiting within you Skill… Let's take it back! [RYSE: SON OF ROME] [Verse 5] Rome, the place I name as my home Made it my own and I’ll die before I see it overthrown I’m one of the most valiant fighters I’m known as Marius Titus This city’s in my blood As valuable as my life is With all of the troops, Legions at hand We’re ruling a huge region of land Reaching through France and even Britannia And for that, we’ve Caesar to thank For seizing it and I think of the man When I’m leading a siege and I see that the ranks Are in need of command, eager to mangle A people as weak as we are grand Ryse... [Verse 6] This isn’t my kind of war The thing that I’m fighting for Gibbon’s Decline and Fall Didn’t begin describing all The wicked things that Titus saw His sight is raw, his eyes are sore Lives withdrawn with violent force Civilian killing with knives and swords Now my kids and wife are torn asunder Souls all but plundered I hunger for vengeance on the men responsible I’ve called their number I’m a lord of thunder Striding right in with the force and might Of lightning strikes, I will never bore or tire Of war or fighting RYSE! Welcome to the next generation!

[@Artimaxuz]

Alright, hold up, hold the fuck up. 3 games. One of them is the third in a series. The video is 3:33 long. AND THOSE ARE THREE THINGS THAT ARE ALL CONNECTED TO THE NUMBER THREE. You know what, I think Half Life 3 was just confirmed.

[@WeLoveToEntertain100]

Illuminati o.o

[@baltswed1]

I want L4D3

[@Enderfreaksgames]

***** Don't worry Left 4 dead is extremely successful and will most likely be continued my guess would be either in the middle of 2014 or Showing up in november just in time for massive sales from black friday and extremely high demand for christmas.

[@SealyAl]

But Half life 3 is confirmed, valve took the copyright for it.

[@Artimaxuz]

***** I knew I forgot something

[@MrJWFJWF]

The beat really makes this rap stand out. I encourage you to use more of NATZure's work in your music (and for those who don't know it, NATZure also did the beat on the Civilization rap).

[@zeroinfinity5864]

Oh. Yeah. Ok. Wow. I don't know why I don't investigate beats more. I was just looking through comments and came across this. It answered a question i never knew I had.

[@NarschoolVlog]

I think we have a candidate to Artist of the year 2014.. your lyric is simply genius and on a whole other level as other musicians... the level of skill it takes to incorporate words as reneissance, cacophony, gallantly, salary and such other hard to make rhyme words takes some talent and careful thinking.. i am a faithful fan of yours dan.. you impressed me on the Ghost rap with Brysi at first but won me over on the Civilaization.. that one was right in the nostalgia.. i used to play that game day in and day out!

[@MAXLAWLESSIBIZA]

You had me at 'I' ;)

[@NarschoolVlog]

MaxLawlessPhoto Yo Max thanks.. someone has to hand out all the credit.. and that just apparently falls on me today..

[@HershyCo]

Beauty.

[@CodyChameleon]

Literally one of your best raps ever.

[@austin123457]

0:51 "Only possible on Xbox one." PPPPPPPHWHWHWHWHWHWHAPAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear* Oh shit man, thats funny. PCMASTERRACE

[@fleroviumgaming]

Long live the PC Master-race

[@epiczombie9]

Funny thing is there right do u see Forza 5 on PS no so go gran turismo hahahaha

[@austin123457]

Nah, but I do see Project Cars, and Asseto Corsa, much better games with staggeringly realistic graphics. Try again peasant.

[@RobloxianPlayer119]

austin123457 How's GTA V? Must look real nice on the PC

[@fleroviumgaming]

An average Gamer Master races need slaves to handle some of the work, even is its 720p at 30fps

[@HsGringo]

Nice combo Dan!

[@redrunner3649]

Still a banger

[@andrewmcmillin4533]

Thats one DAMN good intro to the next gen of gaming

[@aerolus]

too bad they had no follow up games to match

[@Starkiller10569]

The best time in the history of gaming was the time from Pac-Man to the time of Windows XP. Sure, graphics and performance have improved, but games are too EASY. I mean, how is it FUN if you don't have to restart the whole game if you mess up even slightly? Also, consoles, especially next gen, don't seem to have any indie games. INDIE GAMES ARE THE MOST AWESOME THING IN GAMING (except for Jacksepticeye)

[@TheBlueKidBuu]

Starkiller10569 i expect your like 40

[@Starkiller10569]

RamenNoodleSoupIsMyJam Nope, I'm actually turning 13 in a few weeks.

[@aerolus]

Starkiller10569 Its pretty obvious that you're around the age and that RamenNoodle didn't read your full post. The best time in gaming was definitely not the arcade era, games were hard because they were short and because they couldn't hold much data. The best 'era of games' would have to be determined by what you enjoy, not by what kind of games are available.

[@TigerKiller93]

Guild Wars 2 Rap ?

[@ThomasBlithe]

"Such force" at 0:47 was in comic sans. Wow

[@CruzifixioOG]

I've watched this 100 times. Never noticed it.

[@lcrosbyclan]

2023 still a fan of the bull

[@claudiaaranda651]

Did anybody else notice how "such force" is in comic sans at 0:47? Like the such doge meme? That's amazing Dan lol

[@Arcfire21]

Happy 200th video Dan

[@356MONKEYMAN]

Awesome! Now put all the Skyrim raps together. =P

[@GuiMeloF]

It will be sweeter than a soda stream. We won't believe our eyes, it's like an overload of dopamine.

[@lynxranger5628]

Shy Gui epic reference. such fan. much listen.

[@sirmaxeer6909]

If only they knew

[@the_noobgamer2719]

I know right?

[@bubbanator3340]

CHIM Shady are you happy yet?

[@THEGMMAN47]

This should be a Xbox One advertisement!

[@TheGreatLordApples]

It is

[@benbrown5381]

it is going to b kind of

[@benbrown5381]

whatch his anouncment vid

[@THEGMMAN47]

Ben Brown i meant as in on global tv not just at that event

[@TheAussieLeo]

I was wondering why each one was so short and barely on par with your skillz. Now it makes sense!!! Love your work Dan.

[@OneRedBlock]

"I wonder what a video with this title will be about." I regret nothing.

[@MikeyyikeyGaming]

17 people in this world are out of their mind... Dan is the best thing to happen to the gaming community.

[@zenitythepony]

I was really hoping for something like this. I even just listened the the three songs one after a number with some timing. And now you made this? WOOO!

[@HAPrime]

You are seriously the best rapper ever.

[@kevinyin8293]

NEVER BEFORE. have i seen anything so awesome. except for, lke, the pokemon google maps thing.

[@maheshbains9711]

Now that was preatty sick though.

[@sirmaxeer6909]

If only they knew

[@camerongardner1656]

Sir Maxeer if only😢 if only

[@SebastianLaborn]

200 vids dude!! youre awesome ;)

[@CausticFoil]

Next video: Your task is to rap about how Oliver age 24 mark III is terrible at drawing whilst drawing a picture of Oliver get tomatoes thrown at him!

[@MyShuffleBOT]

So when I had first seen this, I thought there was a game called Turbo Zombie Gladiator, I was disappointed that it wasn't what I thought it was but still impressive. xD

[@yayayaya931]

I knew there was something fishy when I watched all the others separately! Well done, great stuff.

[@iKaRVids]

Make a ps4 one, maybe?

[@fearlessrock0000]

This songs BGM sure as hell brings back the Arcade feel.With a Hype that will never stop growing.Making you a feel total badass every time you think your going in slow motion,killing everything,dodging every bullet.Fighting a OP boss that is said can't be beat will make you have that Goku moment where you will fight until you win.Just...ENDLESS MOMENTS WHERE THE ENTIRE SONG CAN BE USED!I would like to point out that this song cannot be used for any kind of FAILING.

[@addamp123]

I don't even like the Xbone, but this was fucking great man. They should've hired you as their advertisement person (can you tell I don't know what I'm talking about).

[@WaffleTheMinotaur]

I almost want to get it now, just because of this rap ._.

[@KingUrsaring]

WaffleTheMinotaur I'm still not gonna buy one

[@norbertkass2863]

They did higher him as their advertisement person, they are going to show this video at the X-Box One opening party in London. :) That's what I've heard anyway.

[@DemonGames]

Norbert Kass You're right. If you look at the video about him doing these songs, he mentions that he will get his video for the launch party.

[@ThiccNutt]

Norbert Kass this makes the hidden doge reference that much better :D

[@TheBas008]

Dan Bull is a legend

[@Asterobit]

Sounds amazing all mixed together, the songs link together really well. Great job Dan!

[@extulen]

Love the title! and i hadn't realised how well they went together when i watched them separately, well played!

[@Jake__Rose]

Didn't know they would all gel together this way, horrendously beautiful, incredible work as usual man.

[@MrFreakierTruth]

Ahh! This is much better than them all alone. One song for the launch titles :)

[@thelastvulcan1588]

Do an infamous rap! please! pretty please! that would be my christmas

[@GameFortz]

This is brilliant Dan Great work once again :)

[@PraecoLumieres]

Oh, I didn't realize that these were part of a series. A'ight, good work as usual.

[@isacfredrikhanson]

This is great Dan. Love it.

[@shauneey]

The transition from Forza to Dead Rising was just amazing

[@Duckman50452]

congrats on the 200 video milestone dan :)

[@maxmarkowitz5736]

One of your best videos yet Dan! Keep up the great work!

[@MrRobzter]

can you plz do somethin like this for ps4

[@MrRobzter]

***** what word? PS4?

[@Galtran]

***** *cough* fanboy*cough* seriously, are you gonna defend games like Forza motorsports that charge 35 pounds ONE car after you have already forked out 60 quid on the game? If you are I pity you man, I really do....

[@Manu-no7ix]

I never said PS4. He's saying PS4. Why we can't say PS4?

[@fyzika_]

Dantemanify Because apparently Xbox One fanboys despise the word.

[@troyoboyo17]

The Physicist It's their weakness. Like Kryptonite. Or dead parents.

[@bob123456789267]

I was wondering why the individual raps were so short...this just blew my mind

[@abbasishtiaq1120]

You always manage to somehow make everything work even though it's not meant to. Great work :D

[@SkibidiSigmaOG]

I'm not even a big fan of Racing, but Dan got me into Forza, and now I enjoy it with my friends. Dan should honestly advertise some of these games - makes it seem so hype.

[@skepticknivez6111]

dan is and always will be the best

[@MrJoBilly]

I frigging love that beat!

[@lukeatusrain]

I like how the video has 3 minutes and 33 seconds

[@adamstoke2497]

My only issues with these songs were that they were way too short. That problem is now fixed. Congratulations.

[@Espiritu-Zambo]

this is amazing i like the way it all goes together and how it sounds so well together

[@J-zf4eh]

This should have a million views by now. Sick vid.

[@morbidpie2998]

It's amazing that they sound great separate, but yet sound like one song together

[@mittri1990]

I was thinking about this after the second song and i noticed they sounded very alike but did notthink you would do it. Now i am very very happy you did becouse it's freaking awesome!!!!!

[@mogloween13]

I had no idea that all these raps had the same beat! Amazing, just simply amazing!!!

[@spinosauruskin]

They fit so well! Dan you are a genius and no words will describe how amazing you are! One of the few people I can actually see as a role model.

[@willxman12]

this video is awesome all three raps combined into this holy rap I love Dan bulls work he always impress me

[@SuperTramp881]

EPIC. No other way to put it, awesome work Dan.

[@sufyaanakram1158]

Pure brilliance. Great work Dan!

[@GrimAlchemist]

no mater how many times you listen this it doesn't get old. the beat the speed it's simply awesome. more of this please :D

[@Douhamis]

Just... wow. One of the best songs that you've made.

[@Insertfunnycomment]

ALL of these should be the advert songs. Just saying. Get on it everyone.

[@Insertfunnycomment]

By everyone, I mean the game developers whose games were sung about

[@liwafollin7681]

they should be. I always thought that.

[@ILikeFlippyCarsAndSlugsInJars]

his dihonored rap wa in a dlc ad on there website

[@MrFreakierTruth]

They are. He made them for the xbox launch event in london.

[@astroRobotical]

I was wondering why all the songs had the same music, now I know! This is amazing :D

[@ProBrosification]

'You were only supposed to blow the doors' Top gear reference? If so, frickin' awesome.

[@thecodingdude1574]

Congrats on 200 (awesome) videos Dan =)

[@codytaylor7849]

I just wanted to say Dan is now my favorite artist of all time

[@Pingusbroder]

Hehe, pretty genius. I never thought about the songs fitting together. That's why they were so short.

[@OneNot]

Goddamit stop with the freaking console wars bullshit and enjoy the music!

[@alexbvv]

50 likes.. should be at the top

[@elluhaha]

OH MY GOD IT LASTS 3:33 minutes.

[@VennHearts]

Half-Life, Portal, and Counter-Strike 3 confirmed?

[@elluhaha]

On an xbox one video? Im not sure if gaben hasn't banned all of valve from watching videos being positive of peasantmachines.

[@scopefaceghost4441]

Chance Ly This song has nothing to do with any of that.

[@scopefaceghost4441]

Yea no.....

[@scopefaceghost4441]

The half life 3 confirmed joke is really old.

[@death0110331468]

lol my mum checked my history and questioned the "turbo zombie gladiator threesome" entry

[@ImperatorTrajun]

The beat is the best part.

[@Natzure]

Check out the instrumental version on our channel ;) NATZure

[@arunabraham4639]

0:47. Such force is comic sans XD. Made my day.

[@voyadexon]

absolutely amazing!

[@fuzzy42094]

Awesome Video and Title

[@CriticalJess]

that my good sir was sheer genius... loved every second!

[@BestgirlJordanfish]

dayum, this is perfect. I'm not even an xbone person but this makes it look pretty cool

[@bingus646]

The transition to Dead Rising was literally perfect, and when he hit the lady I thought it was still Forza so I was kinda like, "Whaaaat?"

[@saladman3008]

Such speed, Many zombie, Much Roman, wow

[@ChiralLegioN]

THIS is why i am subscribed to Dan, Lyrical genius...

[@Som3on3p3rson]

Hahahaha! I only just noticed 'such force' was in comic sans, that's amazing.

[@connorbarabe5772]

It's funny how this rap is so much more effective at pushing the Xbox 1 than any Microsoft commercial, even though the video was made entirely with gameplay footage.

[@luisvargas-op8ey]

Amazing lyrics,Amazing song.

[@TheSapsapa]

Nice blending songs dan. EPIC

[@GRANDMASTERZ1]

Dan... I thought your civilization rap was hard. But damn son!! You just blew that right out of the water!!