Njet Molotoff / Eurobeat Remix

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[@justkrul6431]

When a soviet soldier mimics finnish language but the snow corrects him

[@Nebresto]

"Tule sinä hakemaan leipäs päälle voita!!"

[@chaos6839]

@@Nebresto ja ruutia kalloos

[@LinWasTaken]

white death?

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

"oh thank y- OH BLYAT THE FINNS"

[@FoxyDeanc1001]

@@LinWasTaken yes simo hayha

[@mtverb4341]

USSR: "We're gonna invade Finland!" Finnish snipers on skis and meth: " N J E T T M O L O T O F F"

[@Jeyeyeyey]

And they still won in the end, twice in fact

[@joereigen8119]

@@Jeyeyeyey yes a really embarrassing victory...

[@softandwet7584]

@@joereigen8119 an embarrasing victory that saw them annex 22% of Finland

[@joereigen8119]

@@softandwet7584 yes an embarrassing victory that saw the loss of 380 000 soviet soldiers, over 3000 tanks and over 400 aircraft

[@auslander7553]

@@joereigen8119 what a shame. There was 120k from Soviet side and about 30k from Finland side. That was so sad cause the Britain and some Entente countries were helped the Finland.

[@atom7216]

Russian soldier in 2022: *takes photo of beautiful finnish landscape* His camera: _starts focusing in 20 places_

[@ireneshelton3661]

I’m not sure if this aged like milk or a fine wine, considering OP said this *8 years ago.* EDIT: apparently the 8 years ago is a part of their username.

[@revolver265]

@@ireneshelton3661 it might start aging like a fine wine if unhinged dictator Putin makes good on his nuclear threats and makes Finland bring out their Leopard 2's.

[@SuspiciousAppleJuice]

@@ireneshelton3661 this is an joke right? it is in his username and the real date is next to his name

[@ireneshelton3661]

@@SuspiciousAppleJuice I did not realize that until right now, sorry for scaring you.

[@preciousgomez8437]

Ukrainian: Nyet Vladimir

[@yoshidasaki17703]

Russian: all I see is snow here... Snow: *see harder*

[@German_Officer2]

soviet*

[@karelpgbr]

Underrated comment XDD

[@luka315]

Oh god, your profile.

[@nationalistfilipino69420]

All I see is a snowman. -Moments before a disaster

[@HeIsAnAli]

​@@luka315 *_Magnificent,_*_ isn't it?_

[@VeryQuestioning]

Finn and Furious: Perkele Drift

[@korbinramirez5368]

Fast and Finnish

[@xpaahdin2030]

Finnish and Furious

[@kami67]

Turku Drift

[@Revan.30]

My name is Fynn

[@kami67]

@@Revan.30 Finn is also a Finnish person

[@chaos_blue1089]

Is this supposed to be an April Fool's joke? Because this is a genuine bop.

[@jimizify]

im sure it premiered as "ussr anthem eurobeat music" but was change to njet molotoff

[@antoniochuang707]

dis is legit a banger ngl

[@cedleonard123]

We're in the post-joke era: disguise genuine art as silly jokes.

[@indeepjable]

why should jokes not be of quality is the question one should ask

[@remington870mag5]

Imagine you're a Russian soldier who sneezed and suddenly the snow said “Bless you!”

[@nontolefeed9999]

Terveydeksi punapoika. -- Bless you red guy.

[@MrTungy]

Je would pull out the KV-2

[@FelFiras]

@@MrTungy Reminder they have a captured BT,KV,Sus ._.

[@device3715]

Soviet*

[@That1Guineapig.]

*T e r v e y d e k s i*

[@CABAL_REBORN]

To be honest, I would actually enjoy more Finnish remixes like this

[@eburit]

i would enjoy C&C OST remixes

[@Alkoholisti6969]

Jääkärimarssi would be dope

[@donatosdimou8710]

Säkkijärven polkka PLEASE

[@Alkoholisti6969]

@@donatosdimou8710 It's already been done

[@donatosdimou8710]

@@Alkoholisti6969 oh shoot, thanks g I go find it

[@fabiopauli420]

when you invade Finnland for papa Stalin but the snow starts speaking finnish:

[@remington870mag5]

*Laughs in Suomi*

[@Jeyeyeyey]

And they won anyway, the continuation war as well :^)

[@Hacnar]

@@Jeyeyeyey Yes, a Pyrrhic victory and a total embarassment of the Russian military. That's like NBA team winning 93:88 against a bunch of high school kids.

[@fabiopauli420]

@@Hacnar To be fair its hard to lose when you have more soldiers than the enemy has bullets.

[@CertifiedHuntingHornNoob]

@@fabiopauli420 lol

[@sunkenmonk777]

"It's alright, I can handle the vodka."

[@tracker7059]

"It's alright, I can handle the whole bottle of pervitin"

[@chryssalidbait8765]

@@tracker7059 And he could, the madlad.

[@tomi9562]

@@tracker7059 its okayvi can handle my squads whole pervitin supply: some finnish madlad that overdosed on pervitin

[@bigmansulo]

Plot twist its the first bottle

[@SultanNizi3000GT]

You expected Mazepin, but it was me, Raikkonen!

[@thelonesculler]

*BWOAH*

[@karelpgbr]

*B W O A H*

[@sbeve7445]

🅱️altteri 🅱️ottas

[@justkrul6431]

Mazepin? more like *M A Z E S P I N*

[@thelonesculler]

@@justkrul6431 Pronto Nikita? s🅱️inalla

[@generalguilmon6719]

I know it's technically an april fools joke, but I love the Finnish folk remixes (this and the polka from a while back)

[@gavinmatthews5903]

the säkkijärven polkka remix slaps no cap, this is good too

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

Ievan polkka remix?

[@paulfrancistorres7144]

@@AlreadyTakenTag No, sakkijarven polka remix

[@beepmate]

the säkkijärjev polkka remix is great, but the original is great too, same with this song. if you don't want to listen to it, ask yourself, miksi et?

[@foosball1333]

Never not made a banger in his life

[@huitzilopochtli2840]

Most of Turbo's remixes come from the brain but this and Sakkijarven Polkka Came from the heart

[@cesaremarianopasqui7535]

He should do more of this

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

Turbo is a true finn

[@kaczan3]

More like from the stomach... filled with vodka.

[@bigmansulo]

@@kaczan3 its calld viina

[@granola661]

@@kaczan3 it's called koskenkorva

[@MrSam2497]

how much of ours squads meth did you just take? Aimo: yes

[@karelpgbr]

Legend moment

[@ladela7348]

Fucking mad lad went on a two week bender skiing 400+km on meth

[@tateranus4365]

yeah and I stole all the copper off that cabin and the catalitic converter off that truck and took a dump in that elevator (yeah some meth head did that at the hospital my mom used to work at)

[@tateranus4365]

yeah aimo was a total badass.

[@35xY9oM]

I developed great national pride while listening to this song, but im not even finnish

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

As a foreigner if you develope great national pride from listening to this just imagine the amount of national pride a finn would get.

[@levendernovacsek6866]

@@AlreadyTakenTag would be so good to not be a knockoff annoying little brother. I wouldt have loved to see Hungary slaughter soviets. But no we cant do shijte

[@Mastersharkmapping]

Same

[@zymelin21]

Funny thing. Bobrikoff was sent from Moscow to russifice Finland, at the same time (roughly) that kaiser Wilhelm II sent Matthias von Köller to south Denmark with the sole task to germanize the population which he had obtained (for a better word) in the 1864 War with Denmark. Guess what Fritz, we are still here, and we are still danish!!

[@Highlands_from_O.T.D]

same

[@Fireluigi1]

Russia: You can't just come here to our bases and blow up our pillboxes! Fins: Haha, BT-42 go zoom zoom

[@loficampingguy9664]

"Never underestimate the Christie suspension!"

[@device3715]

USSR*

[@PeraPoeka]

BT42 was bad tank But one of the coolest ones

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

*our basses

[@HoboG0blin]

the "Aimon Pervitin" on the door had me WHEEZING

[@saje446]

Aimos pervitin

[@NebulonRanger]

More relevant now than ever

[@karelpgbr]

Njet Lavrov! Is probably what the Ukrainians are yelling right now…

[@debilman9065]

Njet Putin

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Finnish patriotism is all time high

[@mikkelstergaard6218]

I saw this in my feed, I instantly knew it'd be an April Fools, I clicked it anyway to figure what exactly Turbo was going to pull

[@anxiealt9733]

What my dad and uncle vibes to everytime they go for a drink at home:

[@litdragon9944]

so vodka is healthcare is what i heard so why do they drink medication in excess

[@spooks2611]

Really cool! Love these Finnish memes. Humbly requesting a ‘push it to the limit’ Eurobeat remix

[@karelpgbr]

@Kalle Halme what do you mean Finland defended from a nation with five times as many soldiers with only methed up farmers on skis? Epic ngl

[@MrMediator24]

Finland once again telling Russia to get bent

[@_np7]

Njet Lawrow!

[@ConNuclear]

History teaches us one thing: One does not simply conquer Finland.

[@celiovicenteribeirofilho9740]

Isn't it simple? It's not healthy to invade Finland. Especially if you're Russian.

[@Daveyyyyy6803]

Russia and Sweden: that’s the biggest lie you gonna say in yo entire life

[@nationalistfilipino69420]

@@Daveyyyyy6803 also Russia: why is the snowman shoots us.

[@Daveyyyyy6803]

@@nationalistfilipino69420 did you know Russia existed before the winter war and won multiple wars against Finland? oh wow you’re so smart little one bravo A+

[@Artsi0]

@@Daveyyyyy6803 Finland on top

[@NOSTAL_40]

USSR: I coming for you 😤 Suomi: Well , We wait with Simo Häyha

[@bingchilling19]

Soviet soldiers: Did we kill all of the finnish snipers The snow: I think so

[@kk-gr3ly]

The best April fool's prank this year, benis :DD

[@Linkachu33]

PERFECTION!!! GET FINN'D ON

[@elgatocomunista5299]

Perfection more like Perkeletion

[@nurrahmanpurwanto2976]

69 likes

[@Will-lo8fu]

This is what I need for my breakup, thank you Turbo, time to slide away from the sadness.

[@ulogy]

Sure they're not just pulling a messed up April fool's joke by fake dumping you?

[@niokay35]

@@ulogy even if it was a joke, dump anyone capable of doing it

[@ulogy]

@@niokay35 Obviously. Any April Fool's joke that goes beyond trolling the Tankies asking for the USSR anthem is too far.

[@cursedcat9557]

This is why I'm single this and also because I'm ugly don't be depressed just move if this person is not the one find a different one there are 7 billion+ people on earth

[@niokay35]

@@cursedcat9557 any person that watches Turbo's vids can't be ugly it's scientifically proven

[@doesnormalityexist]

THE RETURN OF THE FINNISH MASTERPIECES HAS BEEN SO GRACIOUSLY GIVEN TO US! BROTHERS, LET US CELEBRATE BY DRIVING THE RED MENACE FROM PUR RIGHTFUL FINNISH CLAY!

[@Daveyyyyy6803]

R/cringe

[@notuzumaki2356]

.... finland actually lost the winter wars.. they gave up karjala and some other lands ... btw they were so stubborn they declared another war and joined the axis... and lost .. Again (Choose: Soviet union OR Finland and Nazi Germany)

[@alkalaii0001]

​@kizr facts

[@svidentkyrponos7530]

​@@Daveyyyyy6803 1 year later, you are the cringe, vatnik

[@pubertjones8093]

Russia: How could a small country like Finland ever stop the might of the Red Army? Finland: Fuck around and find out.

[@karelpgbr]

The Winter/Continuation war summarised in a few seconds

[@reptiloid-kun9247]

Also russia, but 80 years later : How could a small country like Ukraine ever stop the might of the Z-Army?

[@Henry34234e]

Literally a repeat of history lmao@@reptiloid-kun9247

[@abizair1832]

Back then: Njet Molotoff! Right now: Njet Vladimir! Edit: didn't expect that it would truly be a song's name.

[@athillas460]

Rather "Njet Lavroff")

[@emirkara8660]

Njet Vladimir became a Ukrainian war song. Aged really well.

[@ZeroScotland]

Honestly a part of me says this is copyright lol. But who am i to say this, i dont even know the actual limits of copyrighting

[@FyzeAxel]

definiton of "american hearing the trees speaking vietnamese"

[@5tarSailor]

A new NATO patriotic song unlocked

[@KatinasuHD]

Something we all have been waiting for

[@jachuu308]

Bruh moment

[@KatinasuHD]

@@jachuu308 agree tho 😆

[@kickitoldskool]

@@KatinasuHD Here’s a Crown for commenting first: 👑

[@KatinasuHD]

@@kickitoldskool yo thanks

[@PJH-vd7ve]

Welcome to NATO brothers!

[@EuphoricAngel]

Congratulations to Finland on joining NATO! Making the Reds mad!

[@peddlercinematic7554]

Njet Vladimir!

[@ch4os395]

Njet Lavrov!

[@JW-zx5dr]

Njet Lavrov!

[@emirkara8660]

This actually became a Ukrainian war song. The comment you made.

[@misterdark-pl3jo]

@@emirkara8660 huh, did it? We've got a lot of war songs, old and especially new, but I've never heard about "Njet Lavrov" song

[@walternneto]

USSR:hmmm what a good day to invade finland Finland:B E N I S

[@Legovarrr]

My family fled from Finland at the outbreak of the Winter War to the US, and it brings me great joy listening to stuff like this

[@purpleguydeadly4235]

suomalaiset katsovat aina; et ehkä vain näe niitä

[@ilmarilah1195]

Aivan totta

[@roguereaver634]

When Russia foolishly threatens a rematch

[@DreamUSAballs.]

Njet Putin Xyilo 😂👍🏻

[@tateranus4365]

even the US would probably have issues occupying Finland, I would guess they could hold out for a year as a conventional force and a few more years as an insurgency, seeing as the US has already managed to destroy the iraqi military (the 4th most powerful in the world at the time) with minimal casulites in 5 weeks I consider that a massive win for Finland.

[@Alelel]

Finlandia torilla tavataan!!!

[@fan_bonnie920]

Im a bit late but can we still meet? I'll bring some kalja.

[@SS64]

I read it as "Finlandia Tortilla Taliban"

[@PemnaGaming]

Best music to play while playing My Summer Car.

[@LEAD_Ryow]

thats what im sayin

[@SoliFer90]

Njet Vladimir when? :)

[@roponen332]

How many here after Russia attacked on Ukraine and Finns started to start their turn?

[@laugenbrezel_]

This will be our Hymne for the new Operation Barbarossa 2.0

[@DreamUSAballs.]

)

[@mayfell6092]

Finland joining NATO:

[@preciousgomez8437]

Finlandball: Finally, this song would fit me for ongoing war, NEVER FORGET Me: Simo Hayha Intensifies *Okay, Who's came Here after 🇫🇮 become NATO Member*

[@Rentta]

Olympic hockey gold!

[@theentirenationofsweden7901]

I swear as a Swede that if Putin tries anything with Finland (and maybe us to) I will be yelling *_FINLANDS SAK ÄR VÅR_* faster than you can say Njet Molotoff. Edit: Grammar

[@valitsemllaluokanavahyvaks3556]

You are lucky that you have finland between you and russia :DD

[@ireneshelton3661]

Can I please have a translation whenever you can? I don’t trust Google translate.

[@theentirenationofsweden7901]

@@ireneshelton3661 So, the term "Finlands sak är vår" was a phrase used by people in Sweden who wanted us to help Finland during the winter war. The literal and most accurate translation is "Finlands cause is ours".

[@ireneshelton3661]

@@theentirenationofsweden7901 thank you.

[@SuspiciousAppleJuice]

@@valitsemllaluokanavahyvaks3556 the russians aren't gonna be lucky when there is a finn between the russians and snow

[@Kanakravaatti]

Average Soviet anthem fan vs. Average Finlandia hymn enjoyer

[@andrewsaucysaska2253]

I'm learning more about Finland through eurobeat than any history book *NJETTMOLOTOFF*

[@LO0IC]

Soviet soldier: Running through snow Snow: *Ow.*

[@user-kh1fm3gl2i]

I had no idea you were Finnish!? Man your Eurobeat is just EPIC!! \o/

[@Daveyyyyy6803]

He’s Finnish? NÄR SOLEN LYSER KLART PÅ HIMLEN BLÅ FALLERA VI PÅ VANDRING ÖVER BERG OCH BACKAR GÅ FALLERA

[@degnartsE]

USSR: We will crush the Finns! Finland: *Oh really now?*

[@billw.overbeck8913]

USSR got humiliated hard.

[@Daveyyyyy6803]

*sweden joined the chat*

[@ndrechtseiter]

The Winter war is like Vietnam war, but for Russia. Damn, now I understand Americans Greetings from the Putinland, your stuff is absolutely amazing 🥰🥰

[@TheCatVtuber]

I'm a Viet, and I've been obsessed with Finland history since I first heard about Winter War. It's nice to see a fellow country with a proud warrior culture.

[@Fancy_PANTZ]

And with snow

[@gerrardbg3052]

@@Fancy_PANTZ yee

[@m.a.118]

Except the Soviets actually won in the end. Last time I checked its Vyborg, not Viipuri

[@SturmiRallivaihde]

@@m.a.118 Yeah, and they held a victory parade in Helsinki. Or did they? :D

[@JJuhu]

*When the BT-42 starts drifting*

[@xxh3althxx788]

Bro this is what the Ukrainians are playing right now

[@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong]

"Njet, Lavroff"

[@paulikoukkari451]

Njet Vladimir!

[@extremelyjuicy6034]

@PavPete ukrainian under russian brainwash

[@Aureus_]

@PavPete really?!

[@normalpeople8130]

Ukraine that work up with Russian in ww2:yes

[@nautilus858]

I swear I already left a comment this morning, but it’s gone now... whatever, I’m not gonna bother to recreate it, because it was relatively long. Anyways, this is great, and probably better than actual ussr anthem remix. Also, requesting a this is halloween remix for the 8th time, 68 days after my first request.

[@JelloPuddingMaster]

I- Impossible! *PERKELE DRIFTU?!*

[@TimMatterSnorri999]

Long live Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim!!!!!!!!

[@ww2finland]

Njet molotoff

[@go2nrg]

The quality of your Eurobeat remixes and bootlegs are amazing. Keep up the amazing work, Turbo!

[@misha5700]

"aimon pervitin" :DDD

[@korbinramirez5368]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Maysti87]

*Soviets*: is it bird? is it plane? OH FUCK ITS AIMO KOIVUNEN WITH SKIS HIGH ON PERVITIN

[@nicinat0r]

Welcome to Nato my finnish brothers and sisters

[@MrJr1976]

Turbo can't make a bad song even when he tries

[@paulkami]

Finlandia, Finlandia, that’s where the Ivans were heading again. When Molotov promised: "Yes, everything will go fine, tomorrow we'll already be eating ice-cream in Helsinki.” No Molotov, no Molotov you told more lies than Bobrikov himself. Finlandia, Finlandia, The Mannerheim line was a harsh obstacle. When artillery began firing from Karelia, many Ivans stopped their babbling No Molotov, no Molotov you told more lies than Bobrikov himself. Finlandia, Finlandia, the invincible Red Army is afraid of it. And Molotov said: "Well look at that, the Chukhnas¹ are coming at our throats!" No Molotov, no Molotov you told more lies than Bobrikov himself. Behind the Urals, behind the Urals, is the cottage of Molotov. People like Stalin and other cheaters are let to visit it, including politruks, commissars and crooks from Petrozavodsk. No Molotov, no Molotov you told more lies than Bobrikov himself.

[@DasGenevaConvention]

My Finnish neighbour at 3 am

[@JerichoYeet]

When you're a Soviet soldier in the Finnish woodlands and you spot a Finnish soldier skiing backwards while moving his legs forward, singing NJet Molotoff.

[@vadymkean2405]

1939 Finland beating moscovie 1989 Afghanistan beating moscovie 2022 Ukraine will finally destroy this enclave

[@user-zb9ef8ls4g]

Russia stopped Napoleon and Hitler 🇷🇺

[@kingtekken1]

Russia is holding back;)

[@pituman7777]

@@kingtekken1 JAJAJA XDXDXD

[@alexanderstenmark8838]

ukraine won't destroy them, we'll need a 4th beating of the moscovie. let's drive it all the way to moscow this time!

[@Daveyyyyy6803]

Sweden: Ay Russia wanna share Finland

[@Plathead]

The song that will play when Finland joins NATO

[@ZLOYKOTZWER]

@Любезный Коссутий Как там Киев за 3 дня ?

[@ZLOYKOTZWER]

@Любезный Коссутий Соловьев, Симонян, и остальные

[@ZLOYKOTZWER]

@Любезный Коссутий вы ни панимаете эта другои 🐷🐷🐷

[@ZLOYKOTZWER]

@Любезный Коссутий Раб ? И это пишет руский

[@matyhovidea8537]

This comment aged well

[@chubski2514]

This is a certified Kimi raikonnen moment

[@Gottchabeach]

This was good from the start to Finnish

[@santz_07]

as finnish i can say this is a certified hood classic

[@Mat69420k]

I've already listen to every Eurobeat song in the world, now I'm starting listening to eurobeat remixes, I'm so glad that you and your exists bro

[@SuitSerpent]

Listening to this increases skiing skills by 69420%

[@chechenwojak5671]

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM Edit: ah, frick off :D

[@HonnePerkele]

Wait till you see…😉

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

We got finn'd lol

[@bmxmonster8523]

Finland forever

[@olivias364]

turbo are you actually finnish because it’s rare to see this many pro-finland meme song remixes :”) brings a tear to my eye, torilla tavataan

[@dominuscircensis3645]

He indeed is Finnish

[@olivias364]

@@dominuscircensis3645 thank u. im so proud of my country

[@myveryoriginalusername]

suomi on parempi ku venäjä ei vitsi

[@HunterAlejandro]

Glory to Finland and Mannerheim! / Слава Финляндии и Маннергейму! Greetings from Belarus.

[@zoolkhan]

good luck supressed people. One day you will be free too.

[@santty264]

@@zoolkhan probably sooner than later, looking at where the war is going... xD

[@sushiman972]

I thought this meme could not get any better Turbo makes everything better

[@cloudbrooks]

i love how the beginning has the ussr anthem,, god its set up like a disstrack its so fuckin good

[@potatokitty]

«Снег говорил по-фински?»

[@suffer3828]

Me after hearing that Finland joined NATO:

[@SCUM808]

Based and Finnpilled. Fucking amazing Turbo, the hits keep on coming

[@user-iw4ue8zz1n]

Ussr: LeTs InVaDe FiNlAnD Finland:

[@teototh9323]

When häns and günter ACTUALLY make it to moscow before winter

[@Master-il1sk]

nyet Lavrov

[@percyknowsalot]

My summer car

[@Squidmustard]

LET'S GOOOOO!

[@Average_Cinder_Block]

Stalin: it'll be easy Random farmers with skiis, guns and snow: u sure about that?

[@dofusquentin]

Today this song is especially accurate

[@Prongless]

Boss theme of Finland

[@Vaprod12]

This is the boss music that the soviets heard in the snow

[@TimMatterSnorri999]

The White death!!!!!!

[@chasr34]

it isnt our request, its my request for a nyan cat eurobeat remix and as always, legit, sick remix