Turkey farm humour

[@Triistar22]

If there was a soccer game, and the entire audience consisted of just turkeys, I wonder how that would play out...

[@Gayestshitonhere]

I predict Lots of gobbles

[@PetePlayGames1992]

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tonywittrien2330]

Their response to him saying "I'VE GOT A CARVING KNIFE!" was louder than the other responses...lol

[@someonesomewhere4240]

That is so sick and for you to say lol is even sicker.

[@FourTwenT]

someone somewhere get fucked

[@thatoneguy-zd4nc]

I can relate to them

[@fullblooded64445]

"Ive got a carving knife!" and "Christmas Dinner!" Had me laughing so hard!

[@Donathan98]

For real! 🤣

[@TomSka]

This is the most hilarious/unethical video I've ever seen.

[@lucdogbleedingblue761]

TomSka wow hi Tom big fan!!!!!

[@atas2561]

Hey tom!

[@jonathandavid_333]

Lol

[@Takerai-Higgs]

ASDF MIVIE 14 OR 15 IF NIT THING YET PLS

[@TomFalveyBrowne]

"does anybody like Christmas" got me the best

[@TheCannafreak]

This is so sad, poor turkeys. But this video is sooo funny on the other hand xD

[@awisintaro]

Hes a farmer not a zoo owner

[@Mistersheeaun]

In order to clear up some confusion, free range means that the birds have free-roam access to the outdoors including vegetation for a portion of the day. It will always be necessary to have them indoors for a certain amount of the day, as others have said, to keep them from drowning in the rain and safe from predators. Now this isn't my farm so idfk what goes down there. But seeing a 3 minute clip of some turkeys in a barn does not constitute abuse by any government anywhere in the world. If you'd like to change the regulations, write to your government or run for office.

[@FourTwenT]

Whatever. You’re missing the point of this video

[@Theriodontia4945]

Turkeys won't drown in rain, that is a misconception.

[@shmittyworman]

In all honesty, I am happy and stunned to see how healthy and clean these turkeys are. Now if they only had more room, I would give this place an +A.

[@jamespurcell3751]

How is that free range?

[@pjy3265]

omg is your profile picture a bull? i love bulls :O

[@kdoran709]

No cages.

[@tungstenwall474]

The same way modifying genes via radiation bombardment is considered non-GMO...

[@nonyadamnbusiness9887]

They do a fine imitation of the American electorate.

[@313bootboy6]

There it is, you just won the internet for the day.

[@stinga562]

Nonya Damnbusiness. Sounds like hes just having a conversation with other brittish people...

[@MrXuliest]

The Democrat half that's for sure.

[@farmerjon360]

man "I've got a carving knife!!!". Turkeys "Turkey next to me Volunteers!!!" ha ha ha

[@Plantazm005]

This a great audience to tell a joke to... They'd always laugh!! :D

[@mariceltipones544]

The amount of turkeys... It caused the film lagging.

[@vexonic]

This is like a concert lol

[@dunem666]

this video is freekin sweet BRUSSEL SPROUTS!

[@aigtr]

"I've got a carving knife." lol

[@Led420canadian]

LMFAO 😂😂, so many 🦃🦃🍽️👌

[@shmittyworman]

Still very happy with how clean they are, unlike some places Ive seen

[@sophieburkeman192]

brussle sprouts

[@Pechea-Galati]

they are the 300 spartans:))))

[@easyboi1143]

1:00 DOES ANYBODY LIKE CHRISTMAS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Chubbaaa]

The Ocean of Turkeys Where dreams come true, and food is abundent!

[@Furiouss06]

I like the part where they went all like "GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!"

[@jeremyhillier4003]

Look at all those chickens

[@justdoit3504]

A TURKEYS PARTY WITH A NICE DJ

[@Kattemanden]

Christmas dinner! *GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!!!!*

[@whiskeytangoET]

Those Turkeys are speaking better English than the guy behind the camera.

[@migueldelgado273]

It's hilarious my nigh borns come from all over to here them gobble!!

[@phazerave]

he puts the laughter in slaughter

[@0nb3k3nd]

CHRISTMAS DINNER! GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE!

[@Setanta1959]

This should be called "A turkey shows how smart he is by talking to turkeys." Moo to all the cows and baahh to all the sheep out there;)

[@mammatirs85]

i feel so sorry for them all crowded in there but i can't help laughing!! XD

[@ChrisRichmond]

The bloke in this sounds like Paddy McGuinness! BROOSSLE SPROOWTS!

[@thaitimes3]

not much free space on the range there LOL

[@RustyNex]

dude, they are clearly freaked out because they have too much space, put them in shoe boxes or something then they will be happy. everyone knows the less space an animal has the happier it is

[@CFXTBogard]

I want to give a concert with turkeys as public ^^

[@paradoxmacaw]

CHRISTMAS DINNER

[@chickensenpai5524]

This is why turkeys haven't taken over yet.

[@311bushman]

the far side of the barn is probably empty they all came up to see who was there

[@OffTheHeezayBoiiii]

Christmas dinner! BLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@diatoneic]

im american with relatives in europe and i think your video is quite good

[@flerbid]

Looks like the presidential debates... or a Tiësto concert...

[@ghostlylover99123]

One of the turkeys said 'oh my god no' at the carving knife comment

[@Watcher3223]

Oh good gravy … no, really! A good gravy goes great with a good turkey.

[@jshaneyboy]

sounds like a football crowd

[@Tbagman1]

i want a turkey farm now.

[@thebluebunny1]

hes tookn auditance with turkeys

[@Peraj82]

thats where everyone can feel special!

[@imIULI]

Damn , i laughed my ass off at this vid when i was drunk :)

[@rixiblu666]

That's a bunch of turkeys

[@squirrelonmapletree]

oh of course they don't like holiday dinners.... :D

[@omglolomg153]

lol man chrismis dinner (turky gobbel gobbel gobbel aww hell no)

[@Code1005]

I feel horrible for laughing at this, but I laughed nonetheless. D:

[@ABCish]

Social media most the time 😂

[@applecat91]

Free range? Free range?!

[@jotauvece]

free range

[@rachetCD]

Free range

[@markkregel]

@orkid682 This isn't a factory farm - these are 'free range' turkeys. Makes me a bit scared to find out what factory turkeys go through

[@Giratina386]

At first I thought this guy was speaking a different language, later in the video I realized that he was speaking a very thick British accent. ._. FML.

[@itsnottjay1346]

I do this all the time in our turkey houses

[@BongoandReikiT]

They're probably freaking out because they know they're going to die because they're basically in a small detention center. It would make anyone tense.

[@thesnake1862]

all turkeus do that whenever they hear a noise

[@jemthecat16]

your personal comedy audiance nive

[@Zumbagirl517]

This is a win-win! This would be first place for AFV! I’m trying to figure is the guy British or Liverpool. Sure wish turkeys knew how to be quiet then gobbled after you said something.

[@xSwordLilyx]

Poor turkeys!! All crammed in there... They probably make that noise cause loud noises scare them :'(

[@condor8442]

Ive got a carving knife 🤣🤣🤣 Imagine someone hears him from outside, some sad lonely farmer , taking the piss out of the Turkey 😂😂😂

[@JotunnTheImp]

I gobbled this video up

[@NamelessMoreOne]

That's like the croud of *insert hated musician* shows.

[@puredruid]

You should tell your jokes on sickipedia, everyone on there will respond in the same way!

[@robbo5life]

at the end the great turkey march

[@iamgabrielf]

Is this the Ocupy Atlanta crowd?

[@user-hk3th4rs8j]

I love to eat Turkey, but just remember these birds are giving themselves up so we can give thanks and have a dinner, taunting them curses the turkey meat. This guy might be cursed to come back as a turkey on Thanksgiving.

[@LoneEmpress]

@DerFanable CHRISTMAS DINNER IN THERE! XD

[@skat3b0ard420]

Anybody for stuffing?

[@apollyon772]

Qll these PETA members cries give me enjoyment.

[@belzamder]

ROFL hahaha i would pay alot to be able to do that

[@qoaa]

so funny, I've worked in a turkey slaughter house before, and it's funny listening to them.

[@flaffylally]

qoaa I guess it would be funny if you will join them.

[@aendorf]

i like the the one white turkey at :23

[@krop450]

66 people wont be getting a Christmas dinner.

[@Daibron]

Reminds me of that scene in Ed Edd n Eddy where their trying to get the free jawbreakers and it starts raining and at the end they see a huge parade of chickens..

[@mellewable]

how the fuck is this free range, they might as well be in a cage!!!

[@rachetCD]

Shit up woman

[@Brian-ku9xs]

When and where did it say free range in the video

[@pinkfreud62]

The video description says it.

[@rixiblu666]

The building is too big to be a cage

[@norequeen1942]

Why im here?😂

[@moofymoo]

idk, but I searched for similar video :D

[@nasa2010]

Christmas dinner... brlllllllllllllll

[@AnexRavensong]

Pretty funny, though I fail to see how they are "free range". They look like they can barely move.

[@randymagill142]

They are so crowded almost seems cruel

[@303storm]

almost?

[@robertofilipe8605]

See this www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6509755/amp/Horrifying-footage-captures-torment-turkeys-ethical-free-range-farm.html

[@TheMathieu151]

let them do the mexican wave kelelelelelele!!!!!

[@mikhail1357]

that is hilarious.

[@TheMightyWumbo]

thats a lot of turkeys

[@NikoBellic009]

They are just like Justin Beiber and Lil Wayne fans! lmao XD they gobble at everything they say

[@tobi87]

im cracking up

[@1533ramsay]

My children want to know how many bird are there?

[@89tequila]

if only they knew....LOOOOL

[@sophieburkeman192]

ive got a carving knife

[@manucouldntbeme]

lmao.. that's so funny

[@beta447]

Poor turkeys, they have my sympathies. Antibiotic resistance is just the beginning of the universe's revenge upon our species.

[@RobertFollin]

sounds like its from a another fucking universe...

[@TheProletarius]

nice job dude....

[@EchoplexTheUltimatum]

that's frightening

[@divirix]

OMG its UTTER EPIC !

[@thorandlundeve]

when a politican give a speech

[@PuppetierMaster]

ROCK AN ROLL!!!!!

[@stro3k]

@CrispyBarney during the days a few gates open and they can walk outside ;) its the same as for free range chickens the fact that they are inside now might because he just got them back inside or he still has to get them out

[@Tecobelli]

A glimpse into hell. The worst of us.