Turning People Into Wine

A nice vintage human wine, a great year!
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill

[@jacksepticeye]

CHEESE

[@majesticfatcat]

CHEESE

[@paigeperreault5789]

cheese 😎

[@XeonGame]

cheese 🧀 😎

[@IsaacKirchner]

CHEESE

[@arasyirosli1905]

Yeah 🧀

[@moonethealien]

“I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off” then the music IMMEDIATELY kicking up is so perfectly timed I thought it was a cheesy dance movie

[@wynterfrench2701]

CHEESy dance movie?

[@darknightshinto4575]

I love how I scrolled to this comment as soon as he said that 😂

[@hyperblade804]

Easy as banana

[@LoadBearingWheight]

CHEESE

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

3:27 for anybody just cruising through, btw.

[@judesliggoo]

"I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off" The pianist: *It's Showtime*

[@mariaangel6073]

Lmaoooo 😆

[@ishigami4622]

*Jack's challenger approaching him*

[@thatoneleaf9895]

@@ishigami4622 Challenger: "So you think you can defeat me winemaker? Im the greatest dancer ever to exist!" Jack: "Ohohoho.. you thought it was the winemaker... BUT IT IS I! SEÁN MICCLUCKLIN"

[@Luke-mq7nj]

Why do I hear boss music

[@Hyenla28]

LM@OO

[@DeEnDubleyoo]

"That last level was pretty linear." I would ask, how many non-linear trains have you been on and why?

[@RoamingPlayer]

you havent rode the spaghetti train yet? Kinda cringe not gonna lie

[@mr.novoice3435]

@@RoamingPlayer Wait did you get the meatball carriage? I was all the way back at the cheese carriage!

[@thatoneleaf9895]

@@mr.novoice3435 Dude why are you complaining? The cheese carraige was a party! So many people were throwing cheese it was crazy!

[@circularnectarine1439]

bro hasn’t ridden the maze train

[@viviwexler8937]

imagine getting poisoned by someone and your last words are “i cant be dead, theres another level”

[@RTGame]

Vino Humano

[@serv3384]

You have taught him well

[@yes.2875]

A comment from RTGame yet there's only 7 likes after 41 minutes? Wow, I guess I'm a part of history now.

[@TinyAlison]

@@serv3384 Yes yes he have the manic did it

[@Nobody-jd4fn]

@@yes.2875 we are a part of history

[@beck2682]

VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO

[@nyuuko_]

People: *having serious conversation* Seán: “Nice pants!”

[@theaquaticz]

"I could kill for some clothes like yours rn"

[@xeropulse5745]

Proof that Jack is still Irish: He calls any shrubbery "the hedges"

[@KieranPoundall]

british people too? probably every other english speaking country. american is like a completely different language

[@xeropulse5745]

@@KieranPoundall yeah true, I havent seen any brits recently because I'm living in the middle of a field and were still on level 5 lockdown here in ireland😂

[@grotesquepoppy]

I live in America, I've never called that shrubbery- It doesn't depend on the country, more who you grow up with.^^

[@xeropulse5745]

@@grotesquepoppy because shrubbery isnt a thing like hedges. Shrubbery is just decorative plants in general. Hedges here are what we use to divide fields from roads, or separate people's gardens. But he literally called an area of flowers "the hedges" which is something people say here. Now like Kie pointed out, I forgot he lives in England. They say that there too.

[@othnielmcfarlane3612]

@@grotesquepoppy im in america and i call them bushes

[@photographicdisaster2134]

“You’d make a terrible door.” my favorite quote;

[@bisszy536]

lol

[@AssassinRockxz]

Lmaoooo the cheese part got me. That whole area around that cheese part killed me lmao

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@Galaxy-ke9mf]

That 2nd guy who replied probably lives in his mother's basement. (His comment is now deleted I was talking about WickedSoul)

[@tungabunga4107]

Damn 5 replies in a row are bots thats sad

[@CringeAnimations69420]

@WickedSoul so is your brain because thats all you know what to say

[@frankcastle1862]

E

[@irish9766]

There’s a secret ending where if you pick up the serum and wait about a minute something happens

[@aK_iraa]

Theres also an ending where you can stab him with the serum

[@inflatedrat2445]

It’s 47 seconds

[@NathanJamesJerritze]

@@inflatedrat2445 lol

[@mrawesomeness4488]

It’s 47 secs

[@generalgrievous3422]

U can also squish the woman in the grape squisher

[@theclickbaithub5285]

Jack : Pushes "Captain Briefcase" over a short wall. The Game : Instant Chaos

[@abraxisardynt961]

They were dead for 15 minutes and nobody came to arrest Jack. That means he's legally allowed to leave.

[@Rogue_Sniper]

Is that how it works?

[@khaoscorbeau7694]

"LALALA." "Cheese!" "She loves cheese." "Cheese!" "What you wanna eat?" "Cheese! Hey-" "What you like in your sandwich?" "Cheese! Chee- Cheese!" "What you like in your fondue?" "Ch-Cheese!" "Pam- What goes well with wine and crackers?" "Cheese!"

[@william_ok]

yes that happened

[@mikedavis5328]

@Lemon Grab you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing that your smartass reply actually happened, are you OK with that?

[@william_ok]

Lemon Grab oh no I’m doomed

[@general7190]

Lmao the way she says it was unreal.

[@XeonGame]

yes we watched the video

[@madelineslough6168]

When Jack walked past everyone on the train and they all said “Sir.” It reminded me of that one Star Wars meme

[@gilles466]

"My Lord"

[@justingreathouse626]

My lord

[@randomgirl7166]

My lord

[@intellibi4254]

My Lord

[@arianamarkus5041]

26:25 Just for quick access 👌🏼😂

[@brownmexi3087]

BROO Jacks face when he said “i sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off” and the music started playing had me dead if you want the time 3:30

[@vdq]

"Taste breifcase" - *hits the dude straight in the nose* The comedy in that part is next level

[@koala4210]

jack: "is she good? is she bad? what the hell is going on?" Agent 47: same dude same

[@ayyylmao101]

Gotta love their "I trust you wholeheartedly to keep my best interests in mind while betraying me" relationship

[@spoot3613]

jesus turned water into wine. people are 60% water. therefore jack is 60% jesus

[@cookie8954]

Hes more than 60%

[@explicationfc2713]

%70

[@spoot3613]

@@cookie8954 scientifically, no. but according to my cult, yes

[@spoot3613]

@@explicationfc2713 60 because stience

[@duck_dabs6618]

it wasnt jesus, it was cheesus

[@ryanborden3492]

Jack: I liked the last mission, but it was really linear. Me: well no shit jack it was on a train.

[@PositiveLBo]

People: *exist* Hitman Jack: So you've chosen wine...

[@cringyhuman3210]

Delicious wine

[@andrew_owens7680]

But which wine goes best with bananas?

[@rh4723]

@@andrew_owens7680 human

[@aquastrategist1221]

@@rh4723 Indeed, very true.

[@Gone29364]

*Wine them*

[@aleeya00]

The fact that he knows what Alice’s power is * chef kiss *

[@pablinho2882]

"In a winery, no one can hear you smell" -Jacksepticeye 2021

[@wyattyxe]

Jack: sees blood. first thing he thinks of ITs A taste TEST

[@CommonCommiestudios]

Jesus when he learns people are 72% water:

[@Ethan-ep2zl]

Lol

[@pluto4156]

Lol

[@mrkarkus6004]

yUP

[@atoastedfruit8745]

LMAOO

[@JD-cg3dh]

Lol

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Some random person: “I’m dying for some wine right now” Jack: “I know just the thing for you...”

[@simplysailor4976]

AHAAAA SHIT

[@jeffcringley307]

@@iamafraidofwomen*banana

[@alexandrescualina9096]

The last level actually takes place in the Carpathian mountain of romania (my homeland :) )

[@Thatonegirl989]

It looks so beautiful there, I can’t believe that’s where you live.

[@lonelyteapot858]

Anyone else concerned about the fact that Diana's making moves on someone who shares her DNA? (If you missed the original games: Diana was the mother of 47 before he was converted and eventually cloned twice)

[@crazybl1tz88]

oh fu- SWEET HOME ALABAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@katemartin113]

AND 47 killed her parents... damn their relationship is awkward

[@Wavewave3161]

I'm confused she was a kid when 47 killed her parents

[@CoffeeGamer03]

"Talking out your problems works so much better than killing everyone" *Sees tank* "Can I shoot everyone?"

[@brandon6485]

Imagine hearing a strange sound, going over to investigate, and the last thing you ever hear is "Lawyer Attack!" before getting knocked the hell out

[@chattyotter3300]

😂

[@outcastforever1876]

Ghost be like how did you die Some random dude throwing around bananas and screaming LAWYER ATTACK Pffft That's one hell of a way to go

[@samleidel3162]

Target: saying something actually important that jack should probably listen to Jack: *thinking hard on a banana one liner* ITS TIME TO PEEL

[@karlrassmann4604]

Alternative title: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to kill me?

[@X-SPONGED]

Jack : "I'm gonna load a save and throw a serum at him" *_*Casually ignores his own advice*_*

[@o__o.6212]

As amazing as that would've been it seems from when he tried to throw it out the back of the train that he can't actually throw it

[@archonmage2486]

Jack: see talking out your problems is way better than shooting everyone. Him literally two seconds later: can I get in the tank and kill everyone?

[@kooky20]

Made me laugh so hard🤣

[@rayneclouds223]

@logan roof dude, WTF!?

[@Dudette222]

@@rayneclouds223 don’t give him attention, within a few years he’s gonna be ashamed of himself

[@eggman4964]

26:39 Who knew diplomacy would work so well? *Immediately plots massacre*

[@canonically47]

jack: where am i again? russia? me, a romanian: he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit

[@sb810]

"You'd make a terrible door" He just ruined this man's whole career

[@Leonhard1508]

Hodor starts punching the air...

[@obsidian-_-darke9341]

It's ok, even the camera shut him down

[@kelseywu3723]

"I sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off...." **music starts** **people start walking closer on the dance floor** Jack: **visibly sweating**

[@callumbreton8930]

“For justice!” *proceeds to swing a briefcase at a vineyard worker*

[@blakehhg4162]

Jack: “I don’t know who you work for” “OO MUFFIN”

[@NostalgiaMan]

Ah Jack your commentaries are better than sweet wine.

[@lololololololololololololo7754]

You should comment one more time to get more self-promotion

[@littlenoname3912]

It depends on if Jack plays it or not LOL.😎

[@darkmaster4598]

Holy irish wine

[@harvey3724]

@Logan Roof his dad is burning in hell

[@Ada-cp1wb]

L-L-L-L EECCHHH

[@fuego5350]

"And then we tango with Diana with an axe in our hand" *gently stabs the back of her head* What a gentleman

[@kingkaijugaming2841]

It seemed she was edging him

[@UltimateFormula1Fan]

He must have AXED her the question. ^^

[@stargirl7646]

“This... is a kindness.” AMY?! RORY?!!

[@parade6271]

I had to search up "doctor who this a kindness" to figure out where in doctor who I heard that before l

[@finalbossgamer5481]

13:43 Jack: What if...banana? **Intense piano music in the distance**

[@okcoda5685]

Jack: “ she banana backstabbed me..” also jack: * 2 seconds before backstabbing her*

[@solowmute7735]

Lmao If ppl don't get it remember when he stabbed her with a axe 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@trinabean]

2 seconds before banana backstabbing her

[@X-SPONGED]

Jack : "we tango'd together, man" Diana : "the poison is administered by touch" _You put two and two together, Jack..._

[@irish9766]

It was actually when Diana put her hand on his at the start

[@tristanraine]

@@irish9766 it could have been both.

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

”This looks like the start of the game, on the training” Me: but Sean, thats on a boat!

[@austinschroeter5978]

Before that is a prologue cutscene in snowy mountains in the exact coat he wore after leaving the train, a bit strange tho, as if Arthur Edwards knew he would come and take it...

[@o__o.6212]

Something about an assassin operative getting smacked down by another assassin operative and having to steal a guy's clothes just to talk to a winemaker, combined with Jack's casual air and really enjoying the party, just makes me think of some assassin-party where backstabbing and sneakery is just casual politeness.

[@jeremyb3612]

“All I did was push a man over for looking to much like me” Imagine

[@ShadowWitch666]

Imagine this in a Convention hahaha

[@sou713]

guy who looks like 47 minding his business Seàn: *YEET*

[@trevbot8783]

@Logan Roof that’s not funny

[@aZpectsOfSelf]

@Logan Roof srsly another one!?!

[@millibossanova8678]

“I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off!” *music starts* “Oh...it’s happening”

[@sweatyrie-rie5241]

0:08 Sean makes this so ironic because she actually poisons him with that touch which is later revealed after you complete this mission.

[@okiedokie.sophie]

“Turning people into wine” Attack on Titan fans: *sweats nervously*

[@pk42069]

Oh no

[@EuleChaotic]

😂

[@levi0394]

OMG 😂 well really it would be the opposite, right?

[@msroseafton]

And Blood C fans. (๑>◡

[@13_cmi]

What about 7 seeds? You know. Tricking people and giving them hope just to blend them up to turn them into fertilizer?

[@Emily-rb6dt]

"no screwdriver" **breaks skateboard**

[@Mihoshika]

Love how hitman always fits perfectly into everyone's clothes.

[@barackobama7832]

"Don't worry I found my banana, it was in the bushes" Sounds very wrong lol

[@DapperCrap]

Jack: I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance-off! *music starts* Jack: '0'

[@lanielapointe785]

"They don't even know i have a banana in my pocket..."

[@talonclinger492]

I like it when she was just standing there and Agent 47 was killing everyone 10:38.

[@NostalgiaMan]

It is hard to know if this game is comedy or action

[@A_Shfox]

Hello

[@andr0s695]

Yes

[@whoisjoe5610]

bruh moment

[@kiddiestrangler]

Both

[@theswissmiss69]

Y not both?

[@rinqueen]

Jack: “GASP! Human contact!” Everyone: cries in pandemic

[@miel_m251]

understandable😥

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@rinqueen]

@WickedSoul honestly what compelled you to say that?? Please delete this, it’s not funny it’s just disrespectful.

[@dux3644]

Agent 47: *Actually dies from human contact* 17:12

[@failedfairytales22]

@@rinqueen it’s extremely fucked up. I just reported them

[@hieveryonemynameiskermit4109]

9:43 with all this they are saying about this room, they're practically begging for you to trap them in there

[@mikaelad9734]

2:09 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@4644Pops]

Jack: Oh no...that’s a human blender Also Jack: *Activates blender*

[@vpirules95]

When life gives you humans...

[@aZpectsOfSelf]

@@vpirules95 make humanade

[@loafyu5405]

@@vpirules95 make hummus 😳😳😳

[@solowmute7735]

@@loafyu5405 do you not know what hummus is it's a type of food dummy

[@jakeypowell1831]

@@solowmute7735 do you know not know what a joke it’s a type of humour dummy

[@thehauntedhive]

Don't worry, it's grape juice

[@mckenziecreech3414]

Rotted grape juice

[@ObsidianMLG]

Old grape juice. 😎

[@ArmaTomicx]

Human grape juice

[@slug9378]

Red wine more like it

[@turloughkelly9129]

Has anyone else ever skinned a grape or just me

[@reilover69]

22:27 I'd like to imagine that all the dudes in the room just hear a muffled voice saying "I saw my bald life flash before my eye's. An icicle!" and then a bald ass dude comes in and immediately run out.

[@TheRattenkonig]

Tbh this is the most fun series I saw in a while, I was just like constantly laughing because your comments made the silly things even better!

[@BettinaLevyUT]

Hey Jack! Just wanted to recommend a game I think you'd really like called Omori. The story is a dark RPG maker game that tackles themes of anxiety and depression, BUT the game is also very sweet and imaginative and fun! It came out only a few months ago, and I believe it would be right up your alley!

[@chickencola8583]

Omg yes I love Omori

[@atlas1102]

That would be really entertaining

[@igiveup5585]

I just heard about omori today im gonna play it and I hope sean plays it too because from what I heard its good

[@takeme2urleader589]

I'm surprised he hasn't played it yet honestly. It's certainly the type of game that Jack would enjoy.

[@lilacpen8678]

Wait, Omori's _out?_ God, I've been waiting for that game for _years._ I'd love to see Jack play it.

[@halenhamstead5256]

“what goes well with wine and crackers”, guys he’s back

[@cripperwhipping3238]

@WickedSoul how is that funny

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@WickedSoul yes we are aware. Anything else you’d like to contribute?

[@johnjamesmcdonagh7090]

Cheese

[@Ori_The_Dino]

CHEESE 🧀😭

[@arrowfox9069]

Little bit of constructive criticism, you could use a mint

[@theangelfire]

1:49 I ALMOST DIED!!! I couldnt see the screen the entire section, I was laughing so hard! Bless your Seán!

[@jameskleczek1464]

Jack: "yes come into the hedges. game: "A Wild Lawyer Appeared! The Wild Lawyer Used Lawyer Attack! It's Super Effective!"

[@Manderpants]

“You could use a mint” “YOU COULD USE A DEATH” Almost spit my coffee all over my desk 🤣

[@ocn_palm]

Was it Top of The Morning coffee

[@Kati_P]

The title gives the phrase "full-bodied flavor" a whole new meaning....

[@natalieg4048]

Jack: I need a good banana line Me:... *Sorry, but you can't peel your way outta this one..*

[@sergeantbigmac]

The timing of the dance off scene and music playing could not have been more perfect. I love when shit like that happens in video games.

[@OG_Jam]

Jack: "I'm 47" Me: "well sir you're looking good for your age"

[@snakeeyes9246]

You're*

[@OG_Jam]

@@snakeeyes9246 thanks for the spell check I'm dyslexic but I've changed the spelling now 😊

[@OG_Jam]

@Logan Roof I know, no one here was talking about his dad.

[@nicke.8622]

@Logan Roof When your older you'll realize how insensitive you've been

[@orchidsarepretty1422]

@Logan Roof what is wrong with you

[@jasonpatterson8091]

This guy can kill anyone and instantly wear their clothes perfectly. Meanwhile I can't even find socks that fit me properly.

[@randomaccount8020]

Yeah you're not a video game character

[@mr.subioo]

“ Ive never been into the stories of these games “ yeah fs ur just here for the SCREWDRIEVER

[@Dark_Saibot]

Of all the Hitman 3 maps, Mendoza is my favourite. The vibe it gives off is just great in the map is well designed as well as the fact that there are soo many great environmental elements

[@knighttime5761]

Jack’s logic: “I’m gonna offer him a muffin and then he’s gonna be my friend.”

[@brandongorby5444]

“And THEN I won’t have to kill anyone cuz I have love and friendship”

[@knighttime5761]

@@brandongorby5444 Yup

[@leoo1831]

If I was offered a muffin I would definitely be that persons friend.

[@Candy_Mandy]

I mean... I would be his friend if he gave me a muffin

[@knighttime5761]

@LouisM WHAT?!!

[@iaminevitable3495]

When Jack doesn't have a screwdriver on him you know something is wrong

[@terrorbite2128]

Jack you can go up to him and wipe his memories, or you can wait like a minute for a secret ending and wipe your own. :)

[@lazyrobby8055]

Sending jacksepticeye and his family and fans an friends alot of positive vibes x

[@yhavinmiles]

His line should've been "Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Banana" "Banana who" Orange you glad I'm not gonna kill you with an orange?"

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

Garfield my female caregiver

[@rjstackadolla1214]

Or it should have been knock knock whos there? Banana banana who? Orange you glad the last thing u will see is a banana?

[@thatcrystalpie]

sneak up from behind someone and whisper “justice served” and incapacitate them with legal documents

[@marelizebotha530]

the way i needed this to feel better

[@evelynnvernaz]

Jack: I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off Also Jack: why do I hear boss music?

[@thivirufernando3449]

Turning people into wine Hmm maybe he’s gonna turn the other 40% of the body into grape juice

[@dat_fast_boi]

Vino Humano.

[@jakeseasman285]

Jack: oh no that’s a human blender *proceeds to turn it on*

[@DILLONSHIPLEY]

General Kenobi

[@dunloehenderson9152]

Hello there

[@cartylaser2864]

Spedicey's commentaries are amazing.

[@trinity_frost]

"I do have a banana, and I think I want to show the world"

[@SeeMeRowan]

As the child of a lawyer, Sean's impression was spot on. He even got the bald head in the game.

[@buckknows2499]

“People are 70% water” Jesus jack: I now make you into wine

[@milome1532]

Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

[@averagejuicer3913]

Yes and the other 30% are grapes.

[@kayleaf]

@@milome1532 please stop spamming. this is the third video I've seen this comment on. grow up

[@milome1532]

@@kayleaf no

[@graysoncardinali8823]

3:40 holy crap they put Jack in the game (on the right dancing with the red head)

[@smcsixes]

The sound fx on that push nearly game me a heart attack 🤣

[@rafivjehian3971]

"well i cant be dead because theres another level" "well the anime protagonist cant be dead because there's still another 24 episode"

[@rainyday8484]

attack on titan spoilers levi rn 👁👄👁

[@ki8743]

@@rainyday8484 Lmao 😂

[@hakaisuijin]

Agent 47 .. The ONLY agent who can actually kill someone with a banana

[@ren82]

What about John Wick?

[@parade6271]

@@ren82 john wick doesn't have the sheer power of the banana

[@ren82]

@@parade6271 No one does

[@parade6271]

@@ren82 the potassium is just too powerful

[@ren82]

@@parade6271 Not even God himself can handle the potassium.

[@Vexxy197]

Who just watches this for the fun long range kills and then Jack just going “YAS”

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

Can't believe haven't seen this but the video title literally made me go what people into wine yesssss

[@griffinsummoner]

"Turning People Into Wine" Doesn't use the giant wine press. :(

[@Laroling]

Doesn't turn into the giant woman. Seriously I clicked this video thinking of RE village. Still this is hilarious.

[@seisosimp]

That's something for the Vino Humano Man to do

[@TonyStark-hb8cu]

No one is untouchable