TVD 🎼 The BEST funny bitchy all out great Damon Line S4 1 - 9

[@gerardcomics7716]

"Youre disgusting" *"i know"* That's my favourite

[@tibaazher2792]

Me too

[@ariana_lover_forever1233]

Who remembers the episode where Jeremy was holding a cross bow up at Damon and Damon says to him “put the cross bow down Pocahontas”😂😂

[@amandaballard1346]

Lol I do

[@1montrealfan]

ariana_lover_forever123 he wasn’t pointing it at Damon he pointed it at Silas

[@JennieRose8]

Because of that scene, I laugh every time I see someone with a crossbow. LOL

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

Lol yess

[@Alyssa-Moore]

Season 5 episode 6

[@mariamalqaysi748]

“Tell me thats not a bomb!” “Okay... Its a kitten..... It’s a adorable exploding kitten.”

[@tibaazher2792]

Yeah 😂 hahahahaha that was funny

[@carriehubble2074]

Definitely one of the funniest exchanges out of 8 seasons. Still makes me roflol 5th time watching series beginning to end.

[@shannonreinwand1843]

"I'm Connor...Jordan." "I'm Damon...Germophobe." I love that one!!!

[@xx_evxlmia_xx]

@lydsmartin23 “Pay backs a bitch, ain’t it?”

[@DorkJedi96]

Damon: I'm gonna go rip his head off. Stefan: you do that and you risk exposing us all, Damon. Damon: well I think the risk will be diminished when I... You know... Rip his head off 😂😂😂

[@cowsareawesome317]

Ok fine it's a kitten It's an adorable Exploding kitten

[@1montrealfan]

Breyer's For life that’s my favourite Damon line

[@memaw3610]

And its named Claymore

[@chiderakasumu4911]

Rebecca - u should know better than to sneak up on al lady Damon - good advice have u seen one. I died at this line 😂😂😂

[@fayeparkerxx3477]

This cracks me up everytime

[@carriehubble2074]

The kitten comeback line is in my top 5 Best of Damon Comebacks. I laughed so hard the dirst time I saw it I had to pause Netflix for like 2 minutes b/c I couldn't watch between laughter tears and literally lol 😂.

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

4:35 "Am I wearing the I blew up the council t-shirt! Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

[@shivvaghela723]

😂😂i mean its damon everyone would doubt him tho ❤

[@hieronymousblack3364]

"I'm fine with her either way, brother." That's what people don't get. Unconditional love!

[@callistofire7329]

"I'm going to find him, and I'm going to eat him." Love that line.

[@hafsamohamoud9008]

Lool when he enters the church and says don’t know y that always makes me smile 🤣

[@fayeparkerxx3477]

Hafsa Mohamoud This cracks me up everytime🤣🤣

[@annabellaepolito4779]

"Hi... i'm Damon.... and i have anger issues" "HI DAMON" *awkward wave*

[@xoxomg8484]

"I hope she is not a fan of Bambi!!"😂

[@Luna-ah-]

Jeremy:*wake up* what happened? Damon:I'm sorry..............buy the ebook.

[@hafsamohamoud9008]

Big bad vampire out here😂😂😂

[@Helgacabbage]

"In all fairness, I think you killing him kind of trumps that..." :D - "I can't believe this happened, what am I gonna say to him?" " 'Thanks for not ditching the family ring after it drove Ric crazy' "? "Is that where you've been all morning - out buying bossy pants?" "The witch who loses her powers gets left out of the important conversations." :D :D What I love about Damon is how honest and straightforward he is, regardless of what other people think. He says it like it is, even if people get all judgemental on him for pointing out the reality they don't want to face. Like saying to Bonnie: "She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species, we enjoy the hunt, the feed and the kill." I remember cheering him on in that episode, as I was so so sick of judgy Bonnie and judgy Stefan trying to guilt trip Elena for needing to freaking eat, whereas Damon just shows her, 'hey, you can feed on a rapist and you don't even need to kill him, how about that?' He says at one point "I don't mind being the bad guy. I'll make all the tough decisions and I'll even let Elena hate me, but at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive." He doesn't sit wringing his hands and wallowing in guilt because he understands his place in the food chain, can feed without killing, but will kill to protect those he loves without hesitation. He's absolutely the one I'd want on my team in a crisis. Also for all the laughs.

[@wendydolan3224]

Am I wearing my I blew up the council tshirt why does everyone keep asking me that.!! 😂

[@takotoidze5497]

"I dont know why that always makes me smile" says Damon about Cross

[@kylaproctor6834]

I loved when Damon started calling Jeremy 'little gilbert' and 'little baby gilbert'

[@hafsamohamoud9008]

Shh badasses don’t say that😂

[@courtenayoeltjen5100]

Jeremey: I told you I'm a badass. Damon: Shhhh badasses don't say that.

[@saaziahaque6247]

2019 and I am still here.. ☺

[@qwzxy1028]

same

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

S a m e h e r e

[@nisharani5078]

Its 2020 and I am here

[@carriehubble2074]

We r half way thru 2020, and I'm here. 'Course I just watched the entire series for the first time about 5 months ago. But this show is like' The Office' to me, it'll never get old, I'll always b here! Watching Ian S as Damon S is like letting ur eyes have organisms.

[@kc-clips]

Pandemic and I'm still here 2020 pun

[@MeccaShields]

I’m proud and stubborn and look at that you’re already here 😂

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

Rebecca: You should know better than to sneak up on a lady. Damon: Good advice, have you seen one? Edit: 1:40

[@courtenayoeltjen5100]

Damon: I'll say I'm in the market for a new drinking buddy...ur not qualified.

[@rakshitasanan6041]

Okay it's a kitten it's an adorable exploding kitten 😂😂😂

[@vedikaluthra3278]

Dear diary, A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me forever

[@Helgacabbage]

I love that one :D

[@isabella_3824]

lol hands down my favorite line ever

[@courtenayoeltjen5100]

Meredith: Please tell me that's not a bomb ?! Damon: Ok, it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding kitten!

[@1montrealfan]

Lol I love Damon put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas and my favourite ok it’s a kitten an adorable exploding kitten

[@Peacepuppy5]

"Am I wearing my 'I blew up the council' t-shirt today? WHY does everyone keep asking me that?!"

[@joelyherrera1863]

“yoohoo anybody home big bad vampire out here”love that line

[@Love55764]

(somebody needs to entertain the ladies left by their men folk) a classic line

[@courtenayoeltjen5100]

1:40 Rebecca: You should know better to sneak up on a lady. Damon: Good advice have you seen one.

[@fourjackson4794]

It's an adorable exploding kitten

[@kenzie2976]

I love when he calls Klaus like a billion years old

[@dadandsarahreviewsplus1613]

“Long story..... buy the Ebook” bahahha

[@jocelyn8994]

3:49 i dont know why the tone in "dance with the devil" makes me smile so much

[@luna-pearl]

2:16 Damon in this whole scene is me in class when people keep getting the answer wrong xD

[@roisincasey9373]

(Blesses him self) " Idk why that always makes me smile"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@myaparson7040]

Omg Damon’s hilarious I’m gonna rip his heart out and feed it to him 😂

[@helenecarlsson4997]

Isn't he just hilarious and the reason I watch the show, damn he's hot 🤗

[@kaelynehomer6284]

14:38 IS MY FAV... I LOVE DELENA

[@krystalmejia50]

“Baddasses don’t say that” 😂🤣🤣

[@misslaura199]

'I'm Connor Jordan' 'Damon germaphobe' 😂 😂 😂

[@hafsamohamoud9008]

So where the hell is the wicked witch of the west😂

[@amannisar9888]

Lol wen he said “we’re not Japanese”

[@helenecarlsson4997]

Newsflash 😃

[@jaydudebaker]

1:38 ROASTED OOOHHHHH

[@nancymyers921]

I can’t imagine anyone else as Damon!

[@briannarottinghaus2135]

Damon: Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past. Also Damon: Newsflash, we're not Japanese. 😂😂😂

[@simoneritchie7257]

“3 2 1 bye” Why does this always make me laugh

[@mollymitchell3789]

9:47 Me to everyone at school.

[@milliebull2008]

Big bad vampire out here 😂😂 i love Damon 😂

[@karlygodwin6646]

So beasucally wvery line Damon has except maybe two 😂

[@oddlyanzie3110]

“I’m going to find him and I’m going to eat him”😂

[@arianasingawinata3001]

"You're disgusting," "I know," --- "What if I am a ripper?" "You're not a ripper." "What if I am?" "We'll try to find someone and figure it out." --- "Tell me why I'm not killing you??"

[@andreasdiaries]

1:40 best line.

[@vladianag9012]

Anyone in 2020?

[@madisongroom5300]

1:40 😂😂 that's funny asf

[@raintales494]

✨Fun fact, there is such thing as Witchipidia and modern witches use it.✨

[@jacquelinedimattia774]

I really adore Damon Salvatore....😍🤩😍🤩

[@misslaura199]

'Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past well here's a newsflash, we're not Japanese' 😂😂😂

[@AaGolden6Gaming]

Damon: “Oh I do, I just love that they love me”

[@d3fault95]

This whole bad good brother's reminds me of Daryl and merle dixon brothers in the walking dead

[@cassiewiemer2088]

i love damon he is my favorite actor?

[@courtenayoeltjen5100]

Damon's actor is Ian Somerhalder

[@Jaretzyisdaddy]

You know I started to be selfish when the bullying started probably 6/7 years old but when I was around 9 that’s probably when it alllll happened I’m 14 and I have to say selfish is awesome when u relate to daddy damon

[@blancarosales3400]

See I told you I can be a badass Shh badasses don't say that XD the best one and he's right LOL

[@KiaraWilliamsX]

He really said “reaching” lol

[@kunwarchib6175]

i miss him

[@kirankumar-yn8pq]

Badassas don't say that...😅

[@sarahg2939]

Best one 9:30

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

No the best one is where Damon's like oh frat party douche Central.

[@MeccaShields]

Out Lurker! 😂

[@aoifemc3882]

Here’s a news flash, we’re not Japanese

[@JusRaine]

did yall see da hug ellena gave steffan :3

[@madhut5955]

Funeral pun

[@sarahneels4331]

How does Klaus know anything, guy’s like a billion years old 😂

[@idontknow-fx2mz]

damon is fine 🥵

[@nopenah2957]

IT WAS SO COMIC (BIG BAD VAMPIRE OVER HERE) VAMPIRE DONT SPEAK THEY HOP.U WENT TO COLLEGE DIDNT FND ANY CUTIE GIRL A BIT CHUBBY A BIT FATTY AND A BIT FAIR AND BIT FIGURY LIKE 37 30 37 FIGURE. INCHES I WAS SAYIN AND 5'8" HEIGHT .

[@thaliaangels8503]

4:23

[@kk-vk6ud]

what episode is 11:26 from?

[@randomlyawesome]

Which episode is your favorite. Mine is "The Five" with the frat party ☺️

[@gracelindeen1032]

What season is 0.52 in? Because I would like to watch because it has been awhile. But love The vampire diaries.

[@emmy_germany]

That's 4x02

[@parislaws8408]

The way she did Stefan was fucked up

[@solhabtamu2102]

tyler is siyerd to klaws carolain; how do i fix him demon;get new boyfriend! haha

[@mollymitchell3789]

3:54 :)

[@chelseaaboagye7721]

9:58

[@holaputa1372]

Elefan or delena

[@Simply_colby]

What's a elefan lol

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

Delena

[@courtenayoeltjen1096]

Delena

[@deasialumpkin5754]

Delena

[@aryakhan4713]

Delena

[@demiderricka9765]

Witch is mine practice my ass

[@deborahjean6598]

Deifnitely better to learn math before using a calculator. Rip off the band-aid.

[@thaliaangels8503]

4:23