Funniest Damon Salvatore Moments | Season 3

[@jennyescobar9226]

"you killed me." "You pissed me off." "YOU KILLED ME!"

[@farahmarwan7769]

Haha haha 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@Bella-ug7qz]

That was One of the funniest things Damon Salvatore has ever said

[@courtenayoeltjen]

♥️ 7:00 😂😂😂

[@bgatcomb5093]

That sent me😂😂😂😂

[@adayinthelifeofgeorgia3844]

Lol

[@ang3lic5hawty]

“IM SHOCKED! stefan’s not a virgin!” sends me every time

[@aidrovo89]

Honey Dip same, I laugh so hard

[@rand5319]

I saw the scene at the same time i read this!!

[@emelyErdbeer]

Rand A me too! I was just about to write that 😂

[@herahale2799]

Honey Dip "eyes on the road grandma " 😂

[@SaraOLN]

Who knew, honestly?

[@Joy-ef4ko]

“are you drunk?” “nO”

[@aliahhuh2622]

The fact that it usually takes alcohol for him to be that serious 💀😂

[@biancawhite7492]

nO iM a DiNoSaUr

[@aliahhuh2622]

"I'm shocked! StEfAn's NoT VirGin?!" 😂

[@Nayekristal.]

Aliah Matos omg i died

[@evelyn1337]

My fav

[@35478]

😂😂😂

[@meganfreelove1551]

😂😂

[@carolinegeorge576]

Eyes on the road grandma

[@chayse.alexanvlogz3115]

“Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today...I told him it was Jo, that lie will hunt me forever” I love Damon bro😂❤️

[@S_J_banana]

XD.

[@erraticminds6002]

Best moment ever

[@Ruby-tt3hz]

That’s my favourite line as well as Damon: “is Stefan feeling sensitive about his friendship with caroline? She really liked him and he broke her heart.” Alaric: “see even the bear knew.” Damon: “I saw that from a mile away and my brain’s made of cotton”

[@ethandawson811]

Fr fr same

[@theyluv._.aleana3518]

Same

[@sara_flowers9523]

When Damon tries to apologize he’ll always get the question “are you drunk?” lol 😂

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Every time

[@nicholegathers5187]

Every single time

[@ahogesupremacy]

Yup

[@slicc2cutt470]

I’m klaus

[@tpsphoenix385]

2000th like

[@_banana_420]

He went in water in jeans, he does truly love her...

[@ambiedorlandta6568]

😂😂😂

[@lonelyloner2655]

yeah especially with his character he would never do anything like that

[@avapeanut9822]

I do that for fun 😅

[@thecaptain6184]

He stabbed stefan for ruining his shirt so clearly the act has meaning

[@katherinehetu5717]

Ya but I gotta say season 3 was one of the seasons that he tried to stay the most distant. Because he knew she was with Stefan. All he wanted is her to stay alive. While I believe Elena genuinely cared for him more than he cared for her. That’s my opinion.

[@Nina-ng2rn]

"So how do we fix him?" "Get a new boyfriend!"

[@caseyarmstrong2392]

lol

[@randomantics3394]

time stamp?

[@anu.]

Sound advice actually

[@hunniii2356]

@@randomantics3394 10:29

[@Lanabebes_11]

yoo that had me dying

[@kechase3774]

"when i kill someone they are supposed to stay dead." once again i love damon so much

[@an_unpleasant_or_stupid_person]

How to become a self proclaimed serial killer, taught be Damon Salvatore! I can say I learnt a few lessons from him! I'm kidding, I'm just kidding....... I haven't killed anyone! Yet! IM KIDDING!

[@sadafzafar5369]

Ü

[@baileydahmer3687]

I love him so much!!

[@ynevans1750]

I love him too

[@lenndly]

He said it the exact moment I opened the comments to see this😂

[@bellastuwert4005]

"Roses are red my favourite food is bread when I kill someone they're supposed to stay dead " best poem of 2020 😂

[@manon2580]

Jazzmin J when is it pls ?

[@albar.3038]

11:47

[@anayisjolly2288]

lol yas

[@56tanishaamal29]

Yas lol

[@bellastuwert4005]

Omg thanks for all the likes 😅

[@Full_Drama777]

Jer: can’t believe kol is a vampire Damon: Didn’t you find weird that you made friend so fast Have u met you😅😅

[@jada927]

I died at this 🤣🤣

[@lonelyloner2655]

NAH FR THAT HAD ME DEAD💀

[@bgatcomb5093]

Not helping.

[@mariaelmorsy4280]

ROASTED💀💀💀

[@soulsniper5294]

😅

[@cassandraguzman2316]

elijah: you have until six minutes after nine to find them damon: oh how super specific of you

[@lianasahakyan3555]

LMFAOOO I DIED

[@dpolk0303]

😳😖👍

[@PeyloBeauty]

elijah reallly said something i hate the most about ppl. like when ppl tell me "I'll be there at 9:37 and u? *proceeds to check when i would take my bus and how long it'll take when i get to her*"

[@karli3840]

Every kid in the history of kids; “Road trip, I call shotgun!” Damon; “Road trip, I call shotgun!”

[@emilyfrost2165]

He is a child

[@ysmarnotfound1224]

@@emilyfrost2165 is that an insult?

[@emilyfrost2165]

@@ysmarnotfound1224 no I was just joking

[@iansomerhalder266]

Hello my dear

[@iansomerhalder266]

@ANNA KEHLER-ROSS what do you mean. Am Ian Somerhalder

[@joyisntfunny]

Elena complains about Jeremy smoking weed while drinking underaged....

[@laiba.m2287]

Ikrr

[@daminikota2167]

JoyIsntFunny she’s technically not she’s 18 u can drink but u cannot go to bars

[@aldccrazy1773]

@@daminikota2167 not in America

[@daminikota2167]

ALDC Crazy she’s still not underage by 18 your considered an adult

[@aidrovo89]

Damini Kota yes but just because your considered an adult doesn’t mean it’s the legal drinking age

[@_lynxy_1160]

“Put that damn cross bow down pocahontas!” Still the best line ever! HOLY SHIT!! I WROTE THIS 5 MONTHS AGO!! THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!

[@chrysabangtan7968]

When I listened to that line for the first time I laughed and replayed it for at least 10 minutes 😂

[@kautskisbakugo2625]

That’s in season 5 tho

[@an_unpleasant_or_stupid_person]

I would like to disagree with your point and say that the best line ever in the entire show is "Hello Brother" !!! Always and forever!

[@queensaccount315]

What time

[@anayisjolly2288]

yesssssss

[@megzgames.]

No one: Literally no one: Damon: HoW mAnY hYbRiDs DoEs It TaKe To ScReW iN A LiGhTbULb

[@jesssssica08]

BAHAHAHA BESTTTT

[@reagannoble318]

Time???

[@coolkitty73]

Megz Playz 1, but only if its Elijah. Klaus wouldn’t give two fat shits. Rebekah would be the one breaking it. Fin would be with Meredith and Kol would be playing baseball with Jeramy

[@_lynxy_1160]

Really tho!

[@M4angie]

@@coolkitty73 ....💀

[@dbdhdhdb9136]

"Damon stop being such a caveman" gets me every time

[@kechase3774]

"c'mon buffy"i love damon sm

[@wisdomanyah]

i loved that part 😂

[@_jules_785]

9:35 lol

[@meljsinclair1087]

Elena "Jeremy's smoking again" Damon "is his stash any good" Me *is it?*

[@Jenniespetcrocodile]

Well... is it?

[@B3autySparks]

I wouldn’t count on it, it’s Jeremy after all.

[@vianneyv9841]

"Put these in the yes pile" all i can see is the blooper where he stuffs it in his mouth 😂

[@zandermercury9308]

Vianney V what-

[@_banana_420]

I know this sounds like SUPER weird but, can u reply the link to that?

[@May-cz9su]

Hannah Colangelo kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3a7iWyQeJVmfsk

[@sheakhnamirabintikamal5450]

I just saw that blooper 😂

[@pineapple365]

Can you send me the link? I didn’t see it when I looked it up😢

[@izzyjohnson7563]

I am every parent worst nightmare, I’m the teacher from hell Lol Alaric and Damon’s friendship is elite

[@anjieeee]

“just cuz you and I are on okay terms, doesn’t mean i’m suddenly a big advocate for your lifestyle” “is that what you told him when you two got divorced?” i’m deadd 💀💀 6:25

[@abbym4367]

That ones my favourite 😂

[@michelletam3631]

Lmao

[@elizabethpoarch4944]

* 6:05

[@izabellaemily08]

Ian playing Damon carries this show if Ian didn’t play Damon I wouldn’t have appreciated the show in the way I do 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleyjackson4506]

Ashley💋💘

[@ashleyjackson4506]

Love or move 🤔

[@ebonytzitziras1276]

if ian didn't play damon i don't think i would've watched it nor fell in love with him and delena are couple goals!!!

[@ashmakilaniya6818]

💯💯💯💯💯 I would've never watched 😁and if started watching.. wouldn't have completed for sure...

[@Artytshorts]

Same

[@breeitaliano9400]

“YoU sHoULd LeArN tO kNoCk WhAt If I wAs InDiEcEnT” Damon says standing naked

[@ambermazza9445]

The fact that Elena stared at Damon thing for a few seconds before turning around like she looked up and down

[@heirdamian]

Proof she was in love with him from the start

[@Luciferith]

@@heirdamian being attracted is different than being in love tho (later she falls in love)

[@heirdamian]

@@Luciferith Ik I was just talking Lmaoo

[@Luciferith]

@@heirdamian and i was just typing :]

[@asmakhan4424]

That shock was genuine, cause he was wearing elephant ears on his thighs🤣🤣🤣

[@enviouslyy]

“Didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?” Most relatable line of Damon 😭

[@Jongseobsheartthrob]

I read this at the right timing xd

[@izabellaemily08]

*damon picks up Elena underwear* “ooh these are going in the yes pile”

[@adayinthelifeofgeorgia3844]

LOL

[@That1nerd3385]

Time?

[@_jules_785]

I read that as ‘Damon picked up Elena underwater.’

[@nityasg2260]

Put them in the yes pile

[@emmy_germany]

And the hearable vibration in his voice 🔥🔥🔥

[@robertkarp2070]

Damon does have the best lines out of all three series. His delivery is humorous and yet at the same time just being brutally honest. I started watching the 3 series in reverse order. I first watched Legacies, and then learned that The Originals was the predecessor of Legacies, then learned that The Vampire Diaries was the predecessor to the Originals. So now I'm into season 5 of The Vampire Diaries. It's neat to see some of the characters carry through all three series, such as Rachael and Rick. They did an excellent job in keeping the three series connected and fluid from one series to the next.

[@amariahlovelace5113]

I think it's a tie between him and Klaus

[@laynixhole]

Same

[@apoetunleashed4870]

Lol same with me

[@ni3010]

THERES A THIRD SERIES GET THE POPCORN CALL MY SCHOOL SAY I HAVE CORONA WE'RE DOING THIS

[@braddemoura3598]

Legacies suck cause they using once upon a time scheme. That series just child’s play

[@claireadeline5371]

“I know you’re obsessed with me ” in love with him

[@fosiyaprincess3885]

Time stamp?!

[@claireadeline5371]

22:26

[@reamp5728]

“Clearly you WANT to die otherwise you wouldn’t be here 😬” I love Klause

[@nyambsdeborah8954]

i knowww!! My babyy! 😂

[@Izzy-jg1nb]

Umm I do to but this is how you spell his name klaus

[@mortonman1095]

Klaus* you spelt his name wrong

[@reamp5728]

@@mortonman1095 this was from a year ago it’s not that deep

[@MJFinn]

@@reamp5728 It is that deep.

[@SaraOLN]

7:49 "You killed me!" The jump cuts from one scene to another is hilarious 😂.

[@nataliepowell3828]

"You pissed me off"

[@myfragilefocus6292]

“YOU KILLED ME!”

[@amariahlovelace5113]

“You don’t want that. You want the cheap young stuff over by the cheap young people” I don’t know why but this kills me every time.

[@flemusquad9336]

“U killed me” Damon: “u pissed me off” Rick: “u killed me!!”

[@oliviatorres4460]

“unless you wanna relive that whole death bed kissy thing” 🤣

[@hilalkucukoglu575]

"I'd say you're desparate lying, or drunk. Or desparate lying drunk" I love dis guy

[@SkeeWeeSpring90]

“Did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?” Classic line!

[@sarababsail8117]

"Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today... I told him that it was Jo, that lie will hunt we forever." Lmfao im dead only damon is capable of saying something like that.

[@paigerichardson7428]

19:09

[@suhanamishra384]

What does this dialogue means?

[@alyssaheng-tran7072]

Best line ever 😂

[@rockmanbret9028]

@@suhanamishra384 he's just mocking Stefan on how he makes everything so dramatic and gory in his diaries. Stefan writes stupid stuff.

[@withinskiesreachd8679]

“Dear diary I chipmunk asked me for my name today... I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me forever. “ - Damon 😂❤️

[@paigerichardson7428]

19:08

[@sweetcupomom]

😂😂😂 mocking him

[@stephanyvelazquez5548]

damon; "Are you Drink" Stefan:'"i dont know mom am i" jajjaja

[@ScoutSitra]

Isn't that from Supernatural?

[@multifxdxm7325]

@@ScoutSitra no its from tvd

[@mauriamaia]

Damon : *comes inside room without knocking* Caroline : Damon ! Towel ! Knock ! Damon : Caroline ! No one cares. No !

[@fosiyaprincess3885]

Time?!

[@maisha7788]

@@fosiyaprincess3885 that was s5 ep2

[@jesanihernandez9946]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

@@fosiyaprincess3885 watch the video

[@35478]

😂😂😂😂😩

[@madeleinestone2110]

Elena: Take these ric Damon:*tries to take ropes but ends up burning his hand from the vervain* Elena: I said ric

[@gamingwithaj7954]

My favorite part out of all the shows

[@eunice1940]

"katherine.....*knocks his head on the door frame* wonderful" gets me everytime

[@gigiseaman8272]

SAME🤣

[@breyonnamarie9962]

damon is constantly unintentionally hilarious

[@jonathanacevedo7116]

Damon: “you pissed me off.” Alaric: “YOU KILLED ME!” Love that scene lmao

[@waffleterminato6848]

Damon apology "sometimes i do things i don't have to do"

[@waffleterminato6848]

not sure if its in season 3 but who cares

[@majorknight859]

Can we just agree that only Damon can make a random line hilarious or sarcastic. His humor was soo damn good, I knew he'd be my favorite character ever since Sn 1

[@AO-zn4er]

" Can't Bonnie just Juju or something?" The show would not be the same thing without Damon

[@babychampion2242]

He killed me talking about that damn chilli😂

[@babychampion2242]

@@Daydreamer-fj7ru when elena was cooking the chilli and he picked that sign up that had chilli on it

[@joyfulmornings]

I love that part 😂 laughed so hard!!

[@jhopefulflower9175]

*can you give me 10 seconds to appreciate that you're not dead* elena had some pretty good moments too

[@ScoutSitra]

Yeah, but she gets out lined by Damon's "9"

[@shaskins15]

No, she didn't.

[@cprw10]

*She said:* can you just *give me a minute* to appreciate you're not dead? And *Damon reply I'll give you 10 secons*

[@luv._angel9926]

Normal people: I’m sorry Damon: I do thing I don’t have to do 😐 ( that’s all your gunna get 😂)

[@shannonchapman-buffery4923]

“Damon stop being such a caveman” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bella-ug7qz]

Damon: I know your old family and they made sucky chili Damon and Elena laughing Ric: wHy ArE yOu hEre AgaIn

[@wisdomanyah]

“cmon buffy” KILLS ME EVERYTIME😭

[@abbym4367]

honestly I love elena but Damon will always be my favourite he is too funny literally this video has me dead 💀💀

[@dianabettencourt2740]

Elena is annoying

[@Artytshorts]

He's everyone's first fav

[@Taylor_O_1]

Fr

[@jesssssica08]

UGH I CANT GET OVER HOW AMAZING THIS SHOW AND DAMON ARE THEY WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART 🥺🥰

[@Ruby-tt3hz]

“We kissed, now it’s weird” 18:14 😂😂

[@sweetartshine5496]

“…Have a nice trip “

[@courtneyshaw1285]

I’ve watched the series about 5 times over and I still get shocked over Damon

[@valeriechung1128]

yess i was bored scrolling through youtube and i saw this and was so happy😭💓

[@YourGirlKath]

Valerie Chung yayay 💕

[@kassidywilliams5664]

Valerie Chung period! I love tvd

[@liquidnitrogen9630]

@@YourGirlKath Hey can you monetize these videos without copyright strikes, please answer

[@emoqueen6254]

Really? I searched for it 🤣

[@kaitlyndavies82]

damon : “no! no, no, no, no! did i mention NO!” one of my favourite lines! i love damon🤣❤️❤️

[@RyZe_Mystic]

NOOOOOO

[@ritz_ritika5991]

I just love the eye thing and smirking that Damon always do

[@angelabarrett3468]

"You know you were dreaming about me....explains the drool" I love how cocky he is because it just adds to his sexiness 💜

[@ninamansfield2947]

damon, actively knocking his head against the doorframe: katherine, wonderful

[@Dpierre022]

17:00 made my heart melt 😍😍-Damon: “What! nO No WaY”😍😍😍😫😫😫

[@emilyhatcher2441]

Damon: scary Mary Elena: how u know her Damon: u know Elena: of course Damon: what, I said scary not ugly 😂

[@avacourtney7905]

“activate our wOndEr tWIn pOweRS” dude this scene is my favorite💀

[@galaxyareis]

“Cant Bonnie just juju him?” Love that “You almost got barbecued- the least I can do is apply first aid” 😂😍

[@notifivy]

“you killed me.” “you pissed me off.” “YOU KILLED ME!”

[@kyrcamille9106]

"he threatened to *out* me! don't get me started on the *irony* of that" BROO, WHO WROTE THIS LINE????? IT'S GENIUS😂

[@Ella-fh2rx]

This is so underrated

[@wwag4491]

The fact that the first scene with Elena and Damon was the real reaction of Nina is kind sweet 😂❤️

[@taerosie615]

“How can i fix him” “Get a new boyfriend “😂

[@edenadam1804]

can we just appreciate how sweet Damon and Elena were as friends/frenemies!! season 1-3 will always be my favourites!!

[@evetttdxxger2016]

He makes me laugh at every moments of the show ...even the emotional scenes 😅

[@ariana_desimone]

5:28 oh honey, i’ve been called worse 😂😂😂😂i love their humor

[@ginnyha]

26 minutes and 46 seconds of Damon Salvatore?! YES PLZ!🥵

[@salvatorexsprouse4752]

46

[@maiiloveable]

26 mins 46 sec

[@whoopdawgg]

FINALLY IM SO HAPPY

[@YourGirlKath]

Yay sorry it took so long

[@whoopdawgg]

@@YourGirlKath That's okayyy, im loving the video so far :))

[@pinkrose6543]

‘damon stop being such a caveman’ 😂😂 that one gets me every time

[@sarahmcberckens3180]

26:11 *Klaus opens his eyes* 😳 Damon: euw creepy 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jazmynhermel5259]

Damins apologies are always something along the lines with “I do things I don’t have to do” and he says other things but he never says the EXACT words “I’m sorry” 🤣🤣

[@kylahross466]

‘Put these in the yes pile’ omg ahaha😂

[@melie6862]

😂🥵😂

[@lollythefamouscommenter3970]

Literally everything Damon says is so funny

[@Olivxk]

“I had an hour to realise what a bad idea it was to leave u here alone, process it and move on” 4:34 love that line 😭😭

[@Leahhbrizaa]

i love damon and alarics friendship

[@salviakasana8974]

I love Jeremy and Damon's relationship

[@michellemyat8785]

Damon: “Is that the bell? Ring ring don’t wanna be late!” Truly the best!

[@JustDarron]

@6:40 Damon:”I should’ve killed him this morning” Elena:”He’s Caroline Dad, Damon” Damon:”yeah, when I kill him she’ll have 1 more parent than we do”

[@kylahross466]

God I miss Alaric and Damon :(

[@neelysimon663]

Kylah Ross the end of season four had me BALLING

[@sunflower-ik1mf]

Same 💞

[@Laura-hk6yy]

Damen*

[@jadamarie2653]

@@Laura-hk6yy no she spelled it right

[@alyssaheng-tran7072]

Iconic duo in vampire diaries

[@bikerboyz5085]

“Ayy the two Brunettes on the staircase owe me a new Persian rug”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maratroyern6363]

"Dear Diary: A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him 'Joe'. That lie will haunt me forever..." Damon's sarcasm gives me so much life! 🤣🤣🤣

[@David13579]

“Come on Buffy!” Gets me every time 😂

[@Duck_Duck_Goose_123]

“Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today… I told him it was Jo that lie will haunt me forever.” Damon has the best lines ✋💀🤚

[@isabelcollazo9059]

i find it so funny how every time damon tries to apoligize they think hes drunk

[@valeriamejia7576]

"NO! no no no no, did i mention No?!" got me so so good 😆😆😆

[@maryksmith8947]

Damon: "r u with the sexy psycho doctor?" Alaric: "Goodbye Damon" 😂😂😂

[@emim2464]

This made me realise how much i miss the before-no-humanity Elena

[@chloe-nicolemelvin6035]

Just finished VD for like the 8th time and I'm already thinking of starting again. Damon has always been the one 🙌🏼

[@matthewmann8969]

Damon throughout much of Season 3 was more of a hero then the villain while Stefan for much of it was mostly the villain that was a big change from the first two seasons

[@aaazzure]

Damon humor will always be amazing.

[@emilymordan2929]

I love how he makes jokes with all the characters on the show

[@UnderMyMakeup]

2:11 I love the face he makes while and after he says thanks

[@anayisjolly2288]

Elena: i was woried about you Damon: thanks [My grandma walks in my room] OH MY LOARD WHO IS THAT PEACE OF HUNK