Fast Forward | Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends

[@quizmaster85]

"Thomas was taking it easy after a good night's shunting..." 😂

[@zacwollervoiceninja5136]

At 6:00, "No one ever gave Thomas any bullshit ever again." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@exospaceman8209]

It predicted the “Thomas has never seen such bullshit before” meme

[@Cloncurrify]

I remembered that one line from over 35 years ago. It's the only line I remembered.

[@devonhague6114]

@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Thomas got rid of a gang of drunken young punks by letting go of his coaches causing them to crash into a chemical plant which blew up killing them instantly Thomas got away with murder because hes a train lol😆😆

[@CanWeReachSubsWithNoVide-dc5zd]

"What are you staring at you puncy little pillowbiter?"

[@EliasFlinter]

+Can We Reach 1000 Subs With No Videos? (Thomas pulls a rather cross face)

[@steam-powered-cyborg]

Ah homophobic slurs. Thankfully this stuff wasn’t frequent in these sketches but still.

[@neonfroot]

tbh, I think this would be actual language of troublesome trucks.

[@NanagoBlake]

What is a pillowbiter?

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@steam-powered-cyborg Grow up!

[@allys744]

8:11 “Henry came puffing up.” *shows Percy*

[@hartleymartin]

This was made using the larger ERTL models - there was only ever a Thomas and a Percy in that size and looks like they're using Lima O Gauge track.

[@TheLastE2]

Bertie is just Percy but with a different name

[@devonhague6114]

Percy is a saddle tank engine lol

[@joshuaferguson698]

"What a bunch of ugly lezzos" lmfao

[@arandomhalodude634]

Jesus Christ this predicted Edward and Henry getting kicked out of the steam team

[@cherilogo]

Haha

[@alfimate3712]

And this is from 1991

[@inaciosthirdstudio]

Even more so, the prediction of Mattel rebranding Thomas in seasons 25-26.

[@arandomhalodude634]

Inacio's Third Studio yeah, that’s scary

[@neonfroot]

Nah, they didn't predict anything. You're just in retrospective bias.

[@ProphetJareBear]

I watched this as a kid and all the jokes went way over my head

[@devonhague6114]

yep same here

[@edward_nwr_2800]

“now come back into the shed and i’ll show you my funnel”

[@sashabarsuhn7945]

Percy’s having an identity crisis.

[@sundragon-vp1yd]

?

[@SuperSudrian]

@@sundragon-vp1yd they called him Henry and Bertie, not Percy

[@jamessmithandgarrettsmith3623]

They probably didn’t have Bertie or Henry ERTL models.

[@EliasFlinter]

@@jamessmithandgarrettsmith3623 That’s because Ertl didn’t make bigger motorised versions of Henry, Gordon, and Bertie.

[@Prismgategamer]

@@EliasFlinteryou might not believe it, but they actually made a motorized HAROLD!

[@zacwollervoiceninja5136]

At 8:59, “Most of the engines were melted down, and sent over to Japan. And made into annoying little four-cylinder cars. Thomas wasn’t so lucky. He was put in a children’s playground in Ranwick, and ended his days covered in ugly graffiti. With possums shitting down his funnel.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thekirbygamer3341]

Whoa whoa whoa, watch your mouth

[@jamessmithandgarrettsmith3623]

@@thekirbygamer3341 You mean the writer of that sequence.

[@2acidic4u]

@@thekirbygamer3341 cry about it

[@BonnieAndMsBreezyOfficial]

​@@2acidic4u2acidic4u is a sexist pig Ban 2acidic4u 2acidic4u reinforces sex-role stereotypes

[@caledoniansignalman8153]

“In fact toby preffered working with female engines because they had nicer “couplings”

[@EliasFlinter]

+I_like Jintys10 What about Edgar?

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Thomas could go either way...

[@Trainboy17]

9:18 With Moss Shitting Down His Funnel I FUCKING DIED xD

[@Gary86]

With POSSUMS shitting down his funnel. 😂

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

1:50 - Inspiration for Nia of Kenya from Big World! Big Adventures!.

[@argho5329]

lol no

[@thecaledoniansleeper2648]

Jesus Christ, this video aged so well!

[@broaisland9003]

back in 2014, when I was on Holiday with my Dad, we watched Fast Forward and one of the skits was a Thomas one!

[@FreedomLovingLoyalist]

this show predicted the future of Thomas

[@stuartbarclay7940]

5:13 Thomas: Okay, punks! >:) Narrator: He mused. Thomas: Make my day! >:)

[@tiredtoby6930]

Boo, hiss, boo, hiss...

[@Cheeseandwhiskers]

Hiss

[@Lautyrr]

Boo!

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

Hoo, biss

[@BluTeamLeafy]

@@jokelethkurueisner9229 HOO BISS? IT GOT ME DYING

[@sammyclark4992]

0:00 You guys came here from Sexy 87's video didn't you? I'm one of them.

[@StumpyFunnel]

what

[@MultifandomMF]

Sammy what

[@clubgus07]

Mate I love this sort of Sketch , this should be Thomas and Friends and then your throw in the Rail Union and it makes it so hilarious. I miss Fast Forward:(

[@kimbostitch7034]

yeah comedy Gold these guys. The did some of the funniest shit on the planet. 😅😅

[@matthewstar1277]

5:32 Mad bomber predicted in 1991?!

[@Jade2781]

This might be my favorite thing on the internet.

[@TheDankEngineer]

bertie? that's percy!

[@kporcaro5240]

I have been captured and claimed by stingy yes

[@romariolewis7152]

this is Gold

[@CapratDraco]

lazys yes but the red percy is percy

[@itsgrasstouchme62671]

They just made it up

[@KawaiiKaabii1993]

lazys I

[@jamesheal9174]

Thomas and the other engines were so frightened by this they fouled there coal boxes Pmsl can't stop laughing

[@doctorbohr1585]

4:31 Thomas Takes On the Eshays!

[@OliTheMonarchy]

That first skit would NOT air today lmao

[@charliedrosario999]

“Is everyone here,” called the fat controller “Alfred isn’t here” called Damian the diesel and guess what neither is Damian there is no diesel in that scene

[@FerdinandProductions2021]

6:46-7:05 Looks like they predicted All Engines Go!.

[@littlenooster6737]

9:09, sadly not much different to how Mattel treats Thomas

[@KevinStanfordEntertainmentInc.]

4:09 5:55 6:46 9:09 Thomas Derp Face LOL

[@edwinl2024]

😅

[@calimom3lestudios931]

This short predicted all the anxiety-causing parts of the Thomas & Friends community, those being the following: Big World Big Adventures (More Female Engines), Sodor Fallout (The Nuclear Power-plant Exploded), All Engines Go (the reason behind the other engines’ absences.), Etc.

[@Railroadracer49]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING 😆

[@splitskatingOG]

'' Let's party" Said thomas

[@russoswerve3974]

‘Thomas is a sexist pig’ ‘Ban Thomas’ ‘Thomas reinforces gender stereotypes’ This predicted the next generation

[@kalepp9287]

"What a bunch of ugly lezzos!"

[@lindseylinmoreira1015]

@@kalepp9287 now that's not quite fair thomas, they do have a point for instance why is it that only boys can be engines?

[@kalepp9287]

Decimo Because I like having boys around me! Come back into the shed and I’ll show you my funnel.

[@lindseylinmoreira1015]

@@kalepp9287 Later that day The Fat Controller gather all his engines at the sheds "Is everyone here?"

[@TisJimsDawg2789]

@@lindseylinmoreira1015 "Alfred isn't here!" Cried Damien the diesel.

[@bigbigarchive]

9:08 Well at least he wasn't scrapped

[@simtrainertoyslayerextras4811]

Bro literally called Percy "bertie"

[@MichaelS1995]

LOL, This is brilliant

[@__________________________5537]

RIP Childhood

[@renatoorendain2627]

The first episode slash skit is series 22 in a nutshell with the female trouble

[@TheNamelessFoxXD]

5:54 sodor fallout origins

[@pgj1997]

0:07 "Bertie" (shows Percy) UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[@MyGuy5830]

I don't know what Damian the Diesel looks like...

[@somekindofmonkeyapprentice8697]

I remember this from like 6 years ago

[@Trainboy452]

BE87 brought me here.

[@lukechristmas3951]

Trainboy45 Productions 2018 I came back here because of him, otherwise it would've been a distant memory from more than 5 years ago.

[@billygillan821]

Brilliant, and truly funny

[@BLUEMOUNTEN22]

recap - sexist railway 0:00 early up 0:20 what read on the sings 0:34 railway gate trouble 0:54 a pretty important announcement 1:49 new girls for thomas

[@toby070]

On the one hand, the humour is a bit on the primitive side. But on the other hand, they were ahead of their time; it looks like a Fan-made Thomas model-series before KZbin was invented. My favourite segments are 4:31 - Proto-Mad bomber I have to say. 6:09, if only for it's 'mad rambling' side of things. And I am fascinated with their sunset at 3:58 - going quite the extra mile with that shot I admit.

[@neonfroot]

How was it ahead of it's time? I'm tired of people lacking cultural memory.

[@handymandev03]

Gee I miss these old shows, back when people had a sense of humour.

[@sjw0203]

Me too

[@TheEctoFreak]

"Ill show you my funnel" Nope!

[@ThomasFan6129]

Those are the ertl large Thomas and Percy ertl fat controller and lego Diplo

[@milkmortem]

ThomasFan6129 These were most likely made when they were first made, so they weren't so rare.

[@jaxixteen]

8:43 everyone when they graduate

[@wyattloughrie1982]

How come they're calling Percy, Bertie and Henry?

[@TokuandThomas]

Wyatt Loughrie probably because they dont care and are just grabbing names from the show....it was a adult parody...

[@EliasFlinter]

+Wyatt Loughrie Also Gordon!

[@islandofsodorflims8712]

Because of low-budget reason

[@katycheeseburger]

To make you comment.

[@NUFCMVFC]

Probably for legal reasons, same reason why the theme tune is slightly different...

[@randomvids6139]

This is fucking amazing

[@shanedallachy5450]

Aussie comedy show mate

[@splitskatingOG]

Jezz this is so good. I love it. This is a very funny comedy

[@supertokutendo01]

I laugh so hard at this. Lol 😂😂🤣🤣

[@q.h.s5051]

Percy ->Gordon->Henry... what’s happening here?

[@ducktheGWRlord]

yay your back i missed these

[@BenTheBlocksworldEngine]

1. He said "Thomas was just finishing his breakfast", but he doesn't even have a plate or a bowl! 2. That's Percy, not Bertie or Henry 3. There is no Damien The Diesel.

[@seanbyrne7919]

4. No one gives a shit because it’s a joke

[@cherylcrane84]

Dude he they don't have they don't have Henry and Bertie cuz this is a parody and they call him that you're probably blind he didn't created this and its a show called Fast Forward

[@SunsetTheStupid]

The last one is my favorite, I won’t spoil what happens in it for all of the people who haven’t seen it. I will say, “You are very noisy and you stink.” Really funny, oh also for bragging rights I have that same Thomas model

[@lmrstudioproductions6676]

I Love The comedys Because They Funny

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Sweet shrimp on the Barbie, this is the mother of all send up Thomas series, mate!

[@Alzaar_The_Gunzel]

How they made the custom Ertl pull back faces?

[@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635]

Lol another funniest thing from Australia besides Comedy Inc.’s Ernest and Stevie.

[@mikemoore3165]

Yeah, i miss these shows.

[@grubbinsstuff5063]

XD Thomas eats breakfast?????

[@usefulenginestobyandthomas1098]

Probably got that idea from Season 2 XD

[@Nikkii199045]

BERTIE 😂 0:07

[@Tankengine4525]

I miss old Thomas toys:(

[@LonelyWolfWestern]

This is funny and highly insulting at the same time

[@carribob1992]

5:38 A clip from the missing episode "Thomas Goes Postal".

[@skandto]

2:06 same

[@angus80w]

1:58 Which one is Edgar and which one is Toby or is it talking about other random engines

[@Alzaar_The_Gunzel]

I used to watch this..

[@babygalileofrombabyeinstei8779]

Fast Foward Thomas Is Way Better Than Reboot Thomas

[@tre-engines]

Someone asked if they were any female Engines in the show and on the 1998 Archive of the official Thomas website it says gender doesn’t really matter for Engines and… they’re not wrong, do you look at Thomas The Tank Engine and identify as a male? We know he is but it’s not the same feeling right? Also there are plenty of moments in the show where female characters save the male characters anyway so…

[@flynnyfinn7919]

This is so funny

[@KyndlingStoneCB]

“Thomas could go either way” Is this implying that Thomas is bisexual…

[@danielpeckham5520]

Yep

[@nicholasgutierrez191]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Cool Ertl Thomas!!!

[@beby5190]

EDGAR AND TOBY LOVE WORKING WITH FEMALE ENGINE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BOTH: NICER COPPLINGS

[@Trainboy17]

Thomas could go either way

[@katfosseneuve5721]

(Laugh track)

[@uriituw]

You don’t need to shout.

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

I think Percy has a identity crisis

[@EliasFlinter]

+Pit & Dark Pit //DaBluePittoo/BlazyKnux It’s a possibility! I mean, first, he’s called Bertie, then Gordon, and then Henry!

[@deadchannel733]

I think Edgar could be a parody of Edward.

[@PerpIsPerp]

2:07 “thomas could go either way “ wait...... does that mean?.....

[@joegamer08productions]

BISEXUAL THOMAS!!!?!!?!??!? :O

[@PerpIsPerp]

@@joegamer08productions bUt HeY tHaT’s JuSt A- fact because there’s no other explanation

[@gaelrodregez321]

I was scared at crowd laughing when I was little

[@AllyJessa]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! 😂😂😂😂

[@hawksgamingchannel7061]

The most funniest sh*t I have ever seen OMG

[@macieknowak81]

1:16 he is doing what

[@dalebrunker9615]

Remember Mavis, Lady, Emily, Molly, Rosie, Millie, Ashima, Gina, Frieda, Nia, and Rebecca

[@ThatOneRedEngine]

no cause it was 1991 and there was only 2 seasons so far

[@lenamaria4able]

And daisy

[@disownedaccount2443]

9:08 Drayton Manor

[@EliasFlinter]

+Thaphoe Thomas as Spencer confirmed!

[@Trainboy17]

With moss shitting down his funnel THAT HAD ME IN STITCHES! LOL

[@kingadam69]

Possum

[@EliasFlinter]

@@Trainboy17 *Possums

[@daijindekablaze1492]

0:34-0:37 True with most sjws and tumblerites these days.

[@RyanHughes-rq6uo]

Big world big adventures be like

[@aricgill1290]

2:06 Me when it comes to the question of Coca Cola or Pepsi question.

[@louisholmes6961]

No offence but 4:51 to 5:32 should be made into an actual Thomas episode with the words written on Clarabel's roof being less adult-themed.

[@EliasFlinter]

+Louis Holmes Actually, it’s just one of Thomas’ “inanimate” carriages.

[@lauraspicer5765]

I think Thomas should go fast

[@ColeyZilla]

Why is Percy called bertie

[@MyGuy5830]

Why is Gordon called Edgar?

[@callum110597]

This sure liked to poke fun at Thomas, didn't it, while using ERTL toys.

[@Aquarii-x]

oh ive watched this video when i was a kid since 2015 or 2016

[@gummibaryummyfan4203]

Was this made with permission from Britt alcroft? Also all the other engines that appeared are Recolours of The bigger Thomas and Percy Ertls.

[@shadowteen1206]

Mate you dont need permission from britt allcroft for a spoof or comedy remake

[@barrysim5588]

Does it matter

[@karenfan010]

if percy is bertie dose that mean bertie is percy?

[@trillmixes5252]

this Thomas the tank engine sketch was much more better then the Thomas the tanked up engine spoof by bobby davro so this Thomas the tank sketch was taken from an classic aussie sketch comedy show fast forward from late 1991

[@Steamer96]

Bag that was swell!

[@ThomasandCraigoftheCreekStudio]

Why is Percy misidentified as Bertie, Henry, Toby or Gordon? This doesn’t make any sense at all!

[@fuzzyfeature9080]

lol hilarious

[@fulldimensionalstation]

The model trains:ERTL The tracks:B A C H M A N N

[@Microsave2]

Facts: The thomas amd percy (as called bertie incorrectly) are ertl models of both of them in hornby track A duplicate thomas model is shown painted yellow, called incorrectly as a diesel. The fat controller is a lego model, not really shure The female engine at the end of seagment 1 is a modified ertl percy Seagment 2 The fat controllers model is a ertl model, being inconsistent with the 1st part A red paintedercy is used in the backround Seagment 3 No facts :( Seagment 4 Yet again no facts Seagment 5 Percy is incorrectly called henry The new controller is a repained ertl model General The models keep falling off the track Most of the set is made of paper and card All moving models are pulled by string offscreen