Don't Talk to Strangers

Written & Directed by Max Forrest
Edited by Max Forrest
Max Forrest - Tony
J. Moss - Ezekiel

[@lioneliv3195]

France and England for 500 years

[@Privincia_est_Dmitrius]

what is the joke with die after dielog?

[@arnaudlempereur8703]

Fuck you Lyonel !! :-D

[@melskid3632]

I'm French so fuck you :)))

[@TechPriest-A]

@@melskid3632 I'm British Fuck you

[@melskid3632]

@@TechPriest-A fuck you

[@kolos4650]

Yeah, i would not know how to end this sketch either

[@evieisleavie]

no, fuck youuu

[@kolos4650]

That is the comment to which KZbin sends me notification. Yeah, thank's KZbin, that was very informative

[@fisher00769]

I would show footage of a bridge between the two island and the two guys realising they are not completely cut off from each other just walking away awkwardly.

[@woodlefoof2]

Fuck you

[@Bakeityoself]

No Fuck Youuuuu

[@firstmatesassy5500]

9 years later and this video still cracks me up like nothing else 😂

[@izamzul4488]

Yeahh now 2022

[@freddie-fucknmercury891]

I still yell it back and forth with my friends.

[@NickSquap97]

@@izamzul4488 umm no we have 2023🤣

[@dharaayu3807]

God, i know it from IG in 2023

[@EBGamez1]

699th or 700th like :)

[@midnitest0rm]

See what you should’ve done is have Tony swim to the island, find nobody there, and then look back to see Ezekiel at the shore stealing his shoes.

[@wussboyd1]

Yup

[@heatshield]

Alternate ending

[@Yoshi19905]

Would have been a much better ending

[@ozan1757]

Or he becomes the new Ezekiel

[@AMHarbinger]

The strongest online gaming relationships start like this.

[@geckyoskitz]

Met my best internet friend telling em to fuck himself.

[@trentonandromeda3030]

Met my best friends online while we did this to each other

[@dragonspear570]

Gunshot included

[@StringBeanWilly]

I met my friend in a gta 5 grocery store robbery...that was 4 years ago😄🤣

[@Babymommalove]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabrflyan6364]

When I hear dogs barking around my neighbourhood, I like to imagine this is what they’re saying.

[@Mochi-pk2vc]

BRO SAME LMAOOO

[@velmawilliams7199]

I don't do that

[@randomguy8476]

😂

[@janellpierce5918]

🤣

[@SARASOTASFINEST09]

🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤣

[@brycesstuff]

I love that he falls off the rock yelling back, this whole thing is awesome

[@Elvin92864]

Is anyone watching this in 2024?

[@milobrown4161]

I randomly thought of this gem and had to come back lol

[@southernguitarist6333]

yep

[@hueyt224]

I woke up and randomly thought about it lol

[@rashilina33]

Fuck yea 😂needed this throw back he needs to make videos again

[@mapminh3853]

me lol

[@th3m1st0cl3s]

Man the 2020 presidential debate looks great

[@curiosityseesomethinginter9116]

whats your name??

[@kentumo]

@@curiosityseesomethinginter9116 WHAT?

[@curiosityseesomethinginter9116]

@@kentumo whats your name?

[@supermassiveblackhole6315]

@@curiosityseesomethinginter9116 TONY

[@curiosityseesomethinginter9116]

@@supermassiveblackhole6315 fuck you tony

[@cracksniffer396]

In a million years, I never would have been able to guess the ending

[@ELJOEY420]

Let's say you took a legitimate guess every 5 minutes. That's 12 guesses in 1 hour. Now let's say you put in a full days shift of 8 hours. That's 96 guesses. Which would give 480 guests in a 40 Hour Work Week. I think to be honest if you don't get it towards the end of the first day you're probably guess right before you get to your 150th attempt. You'll most likely run out of cenarios to even guess before you reach a thousand

[@cracksniffer396]

@@ELJOEY420 okay Ben Shapiro

[@peppigue]

Dumb writing is thinking unpredictability is everything. This is what screwed up the ending of got

[@philipk.j3785]

@@ELJOEY420 dude. Chill out! It's a joke😂

[@Evan32116]

@@ELJOEY420 👍

[@albyno5475]

1:29 It's almost as if he's trying not to laugh as he's saying that line 😂

[@weaselboy66]

Just showed this to my son. It was time that he knew.

[@HerzogVonMartian]

that is pretty wild, you got a son since this video came out?

[@jiao987]

And son, thats how i met your mother.

[@matveyxivan7159]

me and my fiance still laugh over this video, it’s comedy gold

[@Docentino1914]

Hey! Guess what i did last night!

[@glennr7873]

​@@Docentino1914don't you bring his fiance into this!

[@ryangosling239]

​@@glennr7873e made that fire

[@Eagle_RSTL]

10 years later and I still praise Max's work. But what I now hate is that with the world of Tiktok, people are constantly quoting this video but have no clue it was originally from "TVMaxwell".

[@Damenwave]

They did it better

[@TheMonkeykrunk32]

It physically upsets me that people don't know you came up with this. I love you man and you deserve all the recognition.

[@sleepyboi8060]

You see so many fucking copies and then theyll have the audacity to claim originality haha

[@skitzshit]

@@sleepyboi8060 was this part of a longer movie or just a short clip? Been gold since the first time I heard it regardless but would 10/10 watch a movie around this scene😂

[@sorenac]

@@skitzshit short clip, not part of a movie 😁

[@heyalun]

It doesn’t mentally upset you?

[@juliadamazio5083]

Didn’t a war movie steal this?

[@Frantikat]

Your comedy is timeless and I will never stop coming back to your content. Born comedic genius, very rare these days.

[@mustafaalshareri2663]

WOW, This is the first time I see full video until the end, didn't expect that 2:12

[@redoorn]

Same.

[@HerzogVonMartian]

it honestly quite typical for Max watch more of his videos you will learn his sense of humor.

[@Gopslav]

If only people still had civilized discussions like this nowadays, the world would be a better place

[@iwonthesitateebltch3319]

@@issacbultitude2441 r/woooosh

[@LoGinovec]

@@issacbultitude2441 pretty sure he did and he knows what hes talking about

[@lonew872]

@@issacbultitude2441 thats what he meant lol

[@lisbethmartinez643]

a

[@AcClay44]

Either you didn't watched till the end or have Viking ancestry

[@DaSm0lBean]

its December 2023 and i still come back to this video. this makes me so happy

[@wbry1950]

I work with a guy named Tony, we're constantly quoting this.

[@kimlindsey1170]

General Boeregard Fatmen lol

[@wbry1950]

@@kimlindsey1170 mmm yeus

[@harith569]

u r ezekiel?

[@yellbeshhats]

And by quoting this you mean constantly yelling fuck you at each other? Hahaha

[@musicaARMA]

Fuck you Bryan

[@Obsi995]

I really wish this ended by the guy swimming over to the island and not finding anyone, then looking back at the dock and finding a new person at the dock so he yells at the person “HEY” “GUESS WHAT” and then it ends. Otherwise this is the best video on KZbin

[@noahj9602]

Yes yes yes

[@marycu9066]

That's some plot twist kinda shit

[@aidenwalker1152]

That would be awesome!!

[@mahdis3204]

We got mr film director over here

[@ikarigear]

Now I want to see a variation of this video with this ending.

[@belljo2262]

I still quote this video and I show it to anyone that hasn’t see it lol. Absolute comedy gold 😂😭

[@espionne0074]

Give me your Instagram

[@johnredcornhashtagbadassma8638]

The best part is ezekiel having to raise his arms to power scream "WHAATS YOUR NAAAME"

[@Xiertic.Xaelius]

That part gets me every damn time.

[@jaeger-sammler]

Power scream :D

[@zippoboy00]

"Ezekiel? That name fuckin sucks!" Makes me lose my shit

[@ezekieljackson6332]

I had to. My new name is Zeke now. Tryna change my ways but be true to myself ya know?

[@reaperwolf7360]

*TONY!!!*

[@ladokikalishvili6720]

if you aren't here from tiktok, you are a legend

[@UltimatePowa]

Dude this was popular 6 years ago lol

[@espressodepresso8668]

I am here from reddit

[@dankerghost3179]

I randonly found it lol

[@iman-fz7xw]

Yeah I did, yeah I did

[@duncanchillake8024]

That means i am a frickin legend

[@matthewaldrich6455]

That ending was the most dramatic ending none of us expected when we first saw this go viral. Pure comedy gold. An example of something harmless that guys do to each other but can quickly turn into something climatic for no reason. This whole video idea is pure gold

[@GraybyandMe]

ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE ORIGINAL. Have to watch this at least once a month. Tony is great but Ezekiel is just golden

[@narcie48]

I have 2 grandsons and their names are Tony and Ezekiel .lol

[@KHRONOS2232]

i wonder if Ezekiel is that guy that starts the fights. :D

[@nanieve4296]

Do Tony still alive?

[@user-vz2kz2rx3y]

Realy? 😃

[@baileybradshaw9288]

Hate to tell you this but you only have one grandson now XD

[@BigPekka69]

That name fucking sucks!

[@SooperNerdie]

"Ezekiel?! That name fuckin' sucks!" falls and gets right back up to talk more shit. My man.

[@koringa5859]

Heyyyy

[@loboscuervos4759]

I rewatched that part like 5 times

[@nickypeej]

Easily the best part of the whole scene and for all those who thought otherwise....FUCK YOU!

[@johnnyjorgensen2466]

My favorite part of this whole video 😂

[@user-gj2xx7el3o]

Absolutely hysterical. I'll do this usually when drunk and can't get through it cause I'm laughing 😂. Just pure ass funny!! Thank you

[@alpharius4819]

Cinematic masterpiece. True genius condensed into 3mins of film.

[@chrisreed2761]

"That name fuckin sucks!" Gets me every single time lmfao

[@UCHIHAMADARA-hx7eq]

I was about to make the same comment 😂😂😂

[@ChrisM-qo1jc]

I listened to it over and over, thats not what he said

[@Liam_Bob]

*Trips on rock*

[@robinplays86]

it makes me upset no one includes that line

[@catatestrophe7499]

This is the best line in the video for sure

[@MarkoThePsycho]

This is literally how the conflict between Tony Stark and Captain America went down.

[@ErnestKabs]

2022 coming to and end and this still lives rent free in my mind

[@leadslinger4457]

Nobody: The Italians next door at 3am

[@Aaditri44]

U mean the italian and the german neighbors

[@laufert7100]

as an Italian, *RELATABLE*

[@seccommasada]

Italian here. More like the Italians in the next room over.

[@squalobanana6743]

Nah, not enough blasphemies.

[@Aaditri44]

@@squalobanana6743 and not enough loud

[@morpheus7089]

Call of Duty Chat be like...

[@ShinraOkami]

when you lose in valorant your team mates be like...

[@notlikeotheryn3469]

Accurate af

[@Coaltrain87.]

That's how this oriented

[@frostyiv1509]

Every MOBA chat

[@AnujGPandey]

Iron Man: Hello captain. My name is Tony. Captain: F you, Tony. Civil War 2...

[@martinjimenez9938]

Yup, I still keep coming back to this every now and then. It never gets old😂

[@shecantedit2381]

My last two braincells:

[@perviznbiyev]

hello ❤

[@m.h.k7388]

@@perviznbiyev YES WHAT

[@jaeger-sammler]

One left

[@h_nt_r]

I love how this could have been the beginning of the funniest action thriller we've never seen.

[@AngryJunglist]

This is internet gold, to this very day.

[@thepopslice]

“That name fucking sucks” always tickles me lol

[@Swordknight22gaming]

That ending ruined everything, now I'm sad.

[@NICK-nr7fw]

Me too I wasn’t expecting that

[@toomay609]

Yeah 😂

[@zercs_]

@@cparisenti shut up and stick to tiktok

[@tonitaylor1053]

Right?

[@jonboogy]

Yeah it didn't match up at all

[@JohnWaclawski]

This is hilarious but ended on a extremely, dark, dark point.

[@SLuMberMoOn7]

Lol thought I was the only one that thought that.. plot twist for sure in the darkest way

[@suzannac.6057]

Agreed, it could've had a better ending... but the rest was hilarious.

[@kenfifteen]

Yeah, ending fucked me up.

[@234nhchan]

what does the ending mean?

[@ahmedezat1353]

@@234nhchan Don't fwlk with strangers

[@alonelychocolatebar1954]

I forgot how long I've known about this, but every so often, the most random thing reminds me of this bit, and I gotta immediately come back to watch it. Worth it every time.

[@thewoodweldingfabricator9300]

This is perfect. The drama, plot, and dialog is a masterpiece.

[@randomytchan]

Just here to let everybody know how the Presidential debate went. Just like this!

[@faith6575]

😂😂😂😂

[@mallygeedkm]

Someone should do a face swap with 🍊 and "Shut Up Man" man to this video.

[@jonathangt-ramgm3nismo591]

Lmao ya

[@CJYKN-qv5yd]

I can fkn see that. Ffs

[@harvinarisga]

Anyone from 2024?

[@troybratcher8716]

Ive watched this over the course of 4 weeks 4 times and it gets funnier..am i crazy? lmao

[@JohnChoidotOrg]

This is the history of England and France between 1109 and 1815.

[@speedstick8981]

Oof

[@swees725]

*Oeuf*

[@NomadUrpagi]

@@swees725 ouiff

[@swees725]

@@NomadUrpagi 😂😂👌👌

[@Broodkast8]

I love Napoleon.

[@Jimmys_Plays]

this shit WILL NEVER GET OLD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshsmith8715]

1:14 the best part lmao, gets me everytime

[@twarofficial]

🥲🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@godofpain]

It’s the way everybody just knows exactly what he did last night, blame the MW2 lobbies!🤣

[@KoruKinshi]

1:31 is the best @#$& you

[@J276]

Nearly 10 years and I still love it.

[@theghostofuchiha1496]

Finally found this masterpiece after all these years. Inner peace.

[@pixiedust6630]

This will never become unfunny...... Except for the part where Tony gets shot.... Everything else, amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tacgonmaner]

Classic

[@tmym6374]

Yeah that really just changed the whole mood of the video. But everything else was hilarious.

[@tallmidget1395]

Thanks for ruining the surprise

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

@The 9 Tune Fox Br games are trash, fuck you.

[@mitchconner5779]

@@tallmidget1395 You read comments before watching the vid? Wtf

[@nepolionking2393]

Ezekiel :Guess what I did last night Tony :don't bring my mother into this😂

[@valeriodeluca6752]

He basically suggested him the next line :D

[@madartzgraphics2019]

@@valeriodeluca6752 no.. it's a standard operating procedure.

[@sadboy7795]

EAZYKILL LMFAO

[@drollfurball2865]

Ezekiel behind the scenes: “Originally I wasn’t going to, but it would’ve been insulting to not accept such an obvious invitation.”

[@ultimaspud9348]

This is Italians just existing

[@cyberdevil657]

This is so simple yet so hilarious every single time. This is gold comedy XD Imagine you can make a infamous comedy sketch with only the f bomb 🤣 Legend!

[@HerzogVonMartian]

Max has been making videos since he was like 12 years old. He is a real genius when it comes to this stuff, I hope he picks up where he left off despite his severe illness. He deserves to become greater, like a Scorsese of comedy.

[@therelaxationpoint]

7years passed still want to see part 2.

[@MuziBytes]

He died, so there can't be a pt2

[@unlister8843]

@@nolan13 no, are you stupid?

[@roko1700]

Which movie is this from?

[@therelaxationpoint]

It wasn't a movie part.

[@therelaxationpoint]

@@MuziBytes no men,he is still alive and doing fine .

[@cookie13yaar]

Tony minding his own business suddenly ' fuck you ' ending with bullet in brain actually got fucked..... I really felt for Tony..... R.I.P TONY

[@austinmabry8462]

That's why you don't talk to strangers.

[@SLuMberMoOn7]

Even at a far ass distance too, I guess

[@sorrymrgoogle2601]

All the cursing was unnecessary and unrelated. Basically a guy got shot for no reason, with a bunch of nonsensical banter beforehand. Neither people were threatened legitimately.

[@flawful525]

Tony used to like cheeseburgers

[@johnp.6692]

There's no bullet in the brain The bullet goes through the brain

[@sinisterhug1394]

Gets me every time it pops up on my recommended page 💀 “This is art!”

[@DarkEmoNinja]

OG never gets the credit he deserves

[@patogaminggg]

Legend video

[@drdavidstr]

Turkey and Greece for 900 years

[@medicec6885]

Like an kas-Meis 🤣

[@perry2003]

😂👏

[@gokcemuzel]

😂😂

[@arasaras2225]

Hahahhahah and turkey fucks greve 😂

[@heartsonny]

KlLDLEJFKJFOF

[@joeolson6623]

I’m watching this 2024 to laugh again

[@beths4249]

A classic I will forever love. ❤ how I feel about 99% of the people I encounter. Rich people need attitude adjustments mainly. Friends it’s just lots of fun! Love you! Wish you the best Maxwell!

[@android939]

I was not expecting that ending.

[@kimjones5225]

rubiel on mars No Fr 😭 I Was Was Spicing Him To Swim & Fuck Him Up Then 😯😭😩

[@yerghaizverot6441]

Neither was Tony ;)

[@josephwebb5663]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY

[@multiverserift]

I regularly come back to this masterpiece. Just to remind myself how idiotic I look when I insult strangers on the internet.

[@richardarchuleta3200]

Don’t talk to strangers max Forrest still the funniest damn thing ever

[@HerzogVonMartian]

EXACTLY!!!

[@Ironman-BB]

This guy has the ability to zoom from eyes. I wish I could've this one.

[@Puppeteer007]

I come back to this every so often and it's still such an adventure to watch. A cinematic masterpiece.

[@spingel88]

Several years later and this is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on KZbin. 🤣😂

[@Ezechiellydian]

My web name is Ezechiel, will never get old.

[@ziontheman637]

1:27 funniest part

[@oxykotic2k635]

The way he stresses on it tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drdavidstr]

its the reason we come back to this video for 😅

[@reaperwolf7360]

1:22 it needs the full context to be funny

[@timar.david0]

Im rewatching this almost everyday for 4 years now, cant get bored of it.

[@jordidugleryumbatocanaquiri235]

Hola que tal,puedes decirme el nombre de la película por favor

[@ApexPredator440]

@@jordidugleryumbatocanaquiri235 it's not a movie

[@doctorgruesome5687]

the most underrated channel deserves more love

[@roguespartan2854]

10 years later, still funny and relevant af.

[@bryan-501]

Ppl communicating with their neighbors while being on lockdown for the CoronaVirus 😄😅🤣😂

[@KennyCleod]

HAHAHAHA

[@PizzaPieAnimations]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2PMaZmOZc99f7c

[@lior69]

Facts

[@calvinnigh5489]

Relevant Af

[@curiosityseesomethinginter9116]

whats your name??

[@breakingqueengrace]

For everyone talking about the abrupt ending, I've watched several of their other skits and it seems to be a running joke that every skit ends with one of them killing the other.

[@lastking2114]

that actually helps i feel better lol

[@debeb5148]

Still tragic

[@boobsmakesmile]

The whole thing including the ending kinda reminds me of open world games like rust. All the elements are there.

[@SerFentanylFloyd]

@@debeb5148you’re softer than baby sh*t

[@youngrasta4483]

We need to preserve this cinematic masterpiece

[@Airmanmx1]

Watched it 2 years ago and to this day it is still gold

[@mongoose6685]

Before the internet, our tribal ancestors spent an enormous amount of hours precisely doing this to neighboring countries, cities and villages. #Fact

[@brooksysdead]

Coronavirus quarantine day 20, meeting the neighbors down the street...

[@annamarinernudottir1260]

I looooove this so much!!!

[@HerzogVonMartian]

Everybody does unless they have no sense of humor, like zombies or mobsters.

[@Senpai_Rinsey]

i cant stop crying.. best video i ever SAW...

[@TwiztedJ3st3r]

I hate the way people took this and changed it a bit and it's become a thing on Tik Tok and nobody appreciates where it all started. The brilliance and humor you have is undeniable. You're an amazing person and the world could use your humor in these times. Love you buddy. Keep living your life a day at a time Max.

[@smith549371]

This is not original humour.. the tiktok videos might copy this skit specifically but this is old humour

[@JaniceBowman23]

Any idea where it originated?

[@smith549371]

@@JaniceBowman23 calling out somebody's name and when they answer you reply with "fuck you" or something similar is such a basic humour and if you've never heard it happen or thought about doing it yourself without seeing it on the Internet then I feel kind of sorry for you. I would wager that it originated when the first verbal insult came about millenia ago. When did tripping someone's heels to make them stumble for a laugh originate? Its impossible to answer.

[@glizzymcguire3311]

@@smith549371 yeah, this video is 8 years old

[@smith549371]

@@glizzymcguire3311 this humour is hundreds of years old ffs

[@Annibals]

This is the greatest scene in cinematic history

[@s_3168]

Which movie?

[@dirtydiamondmovies]

This guy seriously needs to be in Hollywood!

[@gaaberu5728]

Truly one of the videos of all time

[@martinrinas286]

Oh the history between England and France...beautiful

[@arnaudlempereur8703]

What's your name?!

[@martinrinas286]

@@arnaudlempereur8703 you can call me Maxwell

[@arnaudlempereur8703]

FUCK YOU MAXWELL!!

[@arnaudlempereur8703]

@@martinrinas286 thanks you buddy :-D

[@gustavomayor8595]

This is probably the best video I ever watched and is always hilarious

[@jakethefox9439]

Glad to have finally found the OG

[@Okayyeawhy]

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that.

[@BomChickyBowWow]

That guy is SO fucking good at comedic acting. This is absolutely hands down as good if not better than any sketch comedy that has ever been on television.

[@SpookySightings]

😂🎉 I love being blessed by this on my feed every other year.

[@averagejoey2000]

me every time I meet someone named Ezekiel under any circumstance

[@rohanshetty556]

2:19 wasn't expecting this....the ending tho!💔

[@mafiaseargent]

This, redlight, and bedtime buddy have always been my favorites!

[@RC-THERAPY]

Seriously... one of my top 3 favorite vids of all time. I've been sharing it for over 5 years.

[@Alteori]

Why does the guy on the shore look like Quicksilver from Xmen?

[@frostyclaws8007]

He actually does. Your video’s are amazing and keep up the great work.

[@fittasf499]

Evan Peters

[@Dv-lv5vh]

Yes, exactly..thank you!

[@Alteori]

@XvAvX lol yw

[@Someguyy867]

Why did I find you randomly here, btw I enjoy your content.

[@dajanicki]

How true friendships are made.