Threw It On The Ground

[@squiddyanimations6617]

i love how he says "so called girlfriend", like his girlfriend implying his dad was a cellphone fucked him up so much hes questioning if his whole relationship even meant anything

[@iamthepizzaeater7906]

Same

[@sparrowhawk81]

They had to hang the mic from the ceiling so he wouldn't throw it on the ground.

[@leloodallasmultipass]

bullshit, he coulda done it but he a sellout.

[@nitrogenjutsu5178]

Sparrowhawk LOL 😂😂

[@natashaparkinson113]

Sparrowhawk lmfaoooo

[@quinnjenkins3670]

Sparrowhawk lmao dead

[@eerielconstantine5051]

I JUST REALIZED THAT MALES SO MUCH SENSE

[@bookjunk]

I still love how absolutely dumb the phone thing is.

[@ghett0bla5t]

Yeah, the first two are almost understandable, but that part is where it goes off the rails!

[@theuncommonn00b12]

My dad's not a phone DUH

[@bobfranklin2121]

I believe when she says "it's your dad" she's trying to say it's your dad on the phone (aka his dad is calling him via her phone)

[@Nunya1721]

@@bobfranklin2121 Yeah, we all know that

[@SolarisKane]

I'm always reminded of that scene in Zoolander kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnymkKWabJKVnJI absolute classic.

[@specialknees6798]

Of course Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood are the celebrities in this video. I can’t explain why it makes sense, but of course it’s them

[@modelcitizen72]

So Deadpool took care of him. Good.

[@RossBrown1]

and Jenny Slate, his so-called girlfriend

[@y337]

And I’m pretty sure that energy drink guy at the beginning is an SNL guy I recognize

[@tobyriecke3972]

@@y337yea it’s Bobby. This is an SNL skit, this is just the uncensored version that doesn’t have the live audience laughs.

[@badimations3410]

Alvin and the chipmonks 3​@@RossBrown1

[@samhain3709]

I genuinely feel so bad for the HotDogMan

[@kingofredlions7709]

dude hotdog on the house? hell yeah brother

[@misteralt3117]

@@kingofredlions7709 I take it you trust the system?

[@kingofredlions7709]

Mister Alt i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.

[@BB-ki7he]

@@kingofredlions7709Or maybe thats just what they want you to think and you cant tell the difference because you apart of the system.

[@Schro701]

Same

[@gravysandwich5010]

I can't get over how he calls some innocent kid a "poser"

[@michaeldevine2120]

Turns out that kid was a poser and was also a part of the system

[@808mystic]

welcome to the real world, jackass

[@BuckBowen]

It's so good!

[@Alabama1852]

"welcome to the real world Jackass" so funny

[@annabodot962]

My favorite part too!

[@onionhombre]

“Happy birthday to the ground” is simply the best one liner in the history of the world

[@marcellacassab4331]

That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD

[@ebukaokafor8081]

Welcome to the real word kid

[@subnormality5854]

He lost points for ruining the rest of the cake too

[@justinmraap]

_WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS_

[@5.7hemi79]

Happy birthday to the ground is what I say on new years day

[@smilygriffin1144]

The whiplash of watching this 13 years later, and suddenly going "holy shit, it's Ryan Renolds and Elijah Woods!"

[@claireedgley7897]

Just did the same thing! 😅 Had totally forgotten they were in the video! 😆

[@TheWhiteNoir]

I asked myself "wait was Ryan Renolds in Lonely Island"?💀

[@SamxJxPx1993]

Wood, not Woods

[@tylerdrainville1136]

All these years later, “happy birthday to the ground” still gets me.

[@pinkiepiiieee]

Haha same

[@billcipher5726]

Tyler Drainville same

[@Manchuwook]

The slice of cake took the whole cake.

[@woutpermel]

to me it's the cell phone

[@kristenmgr]

Just watched for first time LMFAO !!!

[@burper-oe6tm]

“This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” always gets me

[@amartyasingh6295]

Same

[@ΛαζαροςΠαντελη]

"I threw it ON THE GROUND"

[@MaximumCarne]

Makes me mad that his girlfriend really thought he was that stupid Arrrrrrgh!!!

[@MaximGhost]

"My dad's not a phone ... DUH!"

[@chickenalfredo6492]

Yeah haha

[@mralpha64002]

"I'm an adult" line hits harder every day

[@iovedogs269]

Especially because I wasn't an adult when I first heard this

[@bretthouse9236]

These rhymes slap harder than a twisted tea

[@vhayashi7369]

I know that is hilarious! An adult but having tantrums like a kid! 😂😂😂

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies trying to make him part of the system MAN!

[@southeastindependentsocial330]

This comment goes perfectly with your profile pic lol

[@hornbylee]

Don't know what this is doing back in my recommended all these years later, but I'm here for it.

[@IsacusElmoson]

Same

[@devinbrown544]

"This ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone" 8 years later still cracks me up

[@wrenbite]

you posted 23 hours ago woew

[@jinxx3744]

And now he is the star of Brooklyn 99

[@devinbrown544]

@mio mia dude I'm 20 so I was 12 but okay

[@azioxx]

Fr

[@jacobyomtob4474]

Same here

[@caddydonstans116]

He doesn’t rhyme because he’s not part of the system.

[@superdude3112]

Caddy Donstans excellent

[@icegod4849]

@@superdude3112 Bruh these comments are weeks apart and this dude has like 600 likes

[@johnathonhoward9142]

💗

[@Voltron881]

MAAAN

[@sefaandmaniatadegei9345]

So he threw it to on the ground

[@Svfaye]

“My dads not a phone!!” And “happy birthday to the ground” are the lines I just lose my shit over every . Single . Time .

[@GwakGwak_3000]

SAME!

[@chamahge3518]

😂😂😂

[@billysmith9574]

Same tho. That "Duhh" really drives it home too 😂

[@impracticalPhysics]

I also love the last one.

[@YesItsChris.]

GIRL SHUT UP

[@yateeshagrawal513]

From throwing things on the ground to being on ground himself in the end, Truly poetic..

[@danielcross617]

I feel bad for the hotdog man, unlike everyone else, I dont think he was part of the system

[@billybones1694]

Rumors say he retired after that incident. It was only a hobby for him anyways

[@failentity]

That's what the system wants you to think

[@jimmyjoe8225]

That's what the big hotdog industry wants you to think.

[@waynebevans319]

He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣

[@CardsImDealt]

Hot dog man was just tryna be polite

[@matheusmeireles615]

No man has ever screamed "I'm an adult" so vigorously in the history of humanity.

[@pathutchison9866]

MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS. ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!! YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!! IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!

[@matheusmeireles615]

@@pathutchison9866 I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@ThisHandleIsInteresting]

I knew a disabled guy that shrieked it once. Nearly broke my eardrum.

[@ShawnTufford]

@@pathutchison9866 lmao nice

[@Beast96GT]

My kid.

[@OneTopic]

Happy BIRTHDAY *TO THE GROUND*

[@OneTopic2]

God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time. “Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.

[@ajisegundo2268]

oh one topic!! binging lonely island videos too, i assume?

[@alecrichards8574]

@@ajisegundo2268 That's how it goes.... Once you start with "juuust one" you gotta binge all of them.

[@vivekprataprai2433]

Welcome to real world jackass

[@denishavail1773]

The best line imho

[@brianbailey904]

“Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph” 1:59 they’re literally minding their own business 😂

[@S3YKOCH4N]

IS THAT RYAN REYNOLDS

[@Eggette]

​@@S3YKOCH4N No, it's Andrew Paxton

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

​@@S3YKOCH4Nyup, Deadpool and Frodo having dinner when some schmuck flips the table on them! But since when does Deadpool have a taser?!

[@Real_Genji]

After all these years later, my favorite line is still "MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE"

[@tahaalradi7109]

Duhh!

[@mjpink8408]

Yes!!! Same!!! “Maaaann this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone!!”

[@daginger4281]

Literally just going about my day just randomly thought about this line and just started laughing to myself

[@elaqgarahulelpon1479]

Final form of dad jokes:

[@aliahbills8310]

I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground” No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself

[@Sean-li4jm]

My favorite is that Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood simply eating dinner equals asking if he wants their autograph 😂

[@vibovitold]

"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

[@KeithFraser82]

@@vibovitold "To a man with a tazer, everything looks like a butthole."

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@KeithFraser82 My favorite line from Ghandi

[@KeithFraser82]

@@RavenclawNimbus "Our words are backed by TAZERS!"

[@huntstyle]

GROUND!!!

[@anirudhmenon1202]

I can totally imagine Ryan Reynolds saying perfect after Andy showed him the script

[@djmp5036]

Oh absolutely

[@grandmagertrude7676]

Yes

[@anelbre0904]

🤣🤣🤣 yep

[@N3xusI99I]

1:42 Bro I can't

[@sriyasgoud4530]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASSSSS. IM AN ADULTTTTTTTT 😤😤😤😤

[@juniorlima7256]

I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO 😡

[@knowledgeispower5720]

“Man this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone” Best line ever

[@someguybreaks]

D'Uh! 😂😂😂😂

[@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj]

I tHrEw IT On GrOuNd

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

​@@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj the

[@BetterDeadThanRed99]

@@keremFV REALLY deep* 🤣

[@basgui6921]

If he could, he'd throw the system on the ground.

[@daikolirae155]

>implying he hasn't within the past decade

[@mythicallymoist9772]

amen

[@xenoswarrior6900]

Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.

[@volcryndarkstar]

He'd throw the ground on the ground

[@user-ee9tu1kh5i]

@michaelflash123's stuff lol

[@ikichullo]

I love how he says "I'm an aduuuult" in the most childish way possible.

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Yup - if he has to say it, it's likely not true!

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

Clearly he is making fun of millenials who do not do one days work and yet destroy anything not in their taste

[@niharshastri3519]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable noone cares buddy

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@niharshastri3519 - except you. You care. Because you spent time answering.

[@niharshastri3519]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable yes on a scale of 0-10. I care 0.1 about your dumb comment. Happy? 😘

[@kriskimble7388]

A few years ago, I had gone to a local patisserie to get my oldest a birthday cake. They had sold out of whole cakes, but they did have a variety of slices. My kid loves different stuff, so I got a box with about 8 different (chunky slices), I spent about $80. Took the box home, and after dinner, my youngest (who was *very* enthused about the whole cake situation) went into the kitchen and got the box.... and held it by the side instead of the bottom. Yup. Happy birthday to the grooooouuund! We still sing that line on occasion to her

[@smurfyday]

OMG, how did/does she react?

[@aussiewaabi7683]

Andy Samberg shouting “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” is the only dad joke I’ll ever accept

[@spectrumhorizon1392]

haha ha

[@adunce.5422]

Cool bro.

[@rakitbb]

Captain Dad is going to be disappointed about that.

[@englandbengal]

Yes. This is a disappointing comment.

[@guppyempire803]

Its the only that's ever going to be accepted.

[@Gingeries17]

"Happy birthday...to the GROUND" makes me laugh every single time.

[@Calinks]

Funniest part I was dying!

[@rukanplayz5884]

I Feel Bad For The Kid

[@sloth4urluv]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[@mannyk7100]

Gingeries17 the way the piece of cake just plops on the ground 💀

[@starrysunrise5449]

duh

[@koenvandamme6901]

The fact that Elijah and Ryan agreed to be in this instantly makes them 100% cooler.

[@HunterVex.]

Elijah's evil childlike smile at the end is the highlight of the video for me!

[@davidstuckey9289]

Ryan looks like that was a good experience for him.

[@chomo54andbabyaisha97]

I mean... who doesn't bring a tazer to a dinner at the restaurant?

[@calicharron7429]

Ryan definitely had fun with this

[@M-O-K-O-I]

*makes them even cooler

[@EscapeTheHold]

Elijah's crazed, deranged and yet utterly satisfied reaction to him and Ryans sweet vengeance is just awesome.

[@tsarfox3462]

"I threw the rest of the cake too" with the slow mo still gets me every time.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Tbh, that looked like a yummy cake

[@MartinZanichelli]

LOL poor kid

[@rubenlier8013]

At this point I wonder whether people just pick out every single part of the video and comment on how it still gets them years later.

[@yagzyalcntas553]

@@rubenlier8013 i mean there are waay too many good parts in the song so i am not surprised.

[@louistournas120]

​@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny. I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions. I watched 10 min and it is completely flat. I think Drew Barrimore was in it.

[@theraptorus]

“Two Hollywood phonys tried to give me their autograph, GROOOOOOOUUUUND….” 😆😂🤣

[@FAV11037]

NOBODY WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PHONIES!!!!

[@steveunderwood4003]

Nobody wants your autograph ! Phoneys!

[@MindsetMotivationGuide]

Ryan Reynolds🥰

[@potterfanz6780]

@@MindsetMotivationGuide And Elijah Wood (Frodo) maybe?

[@cornelius-dinglebert]

@@potterfanz6780yes

[@Skimblie]

I listen to this song every year on Earth Day because of when he says "Happy birthday to the ground!"

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Truly epical

[@deckardcain6375]

Agreed. Yet it has nothing to do with earth day. In fact, it's the opposite. Littering lmao

[@Me-eb3wv]

Based

[@Megal0lbanana]

@@Me-eb3wv Based? Based on what?

[@NebMunb]

The earth is more than just the ground.

[@gigascout23]

this video turns 13 years old today!!! happy birthday TO THE GROOUUNNNDD

[@fraqrealmy7956]

Okay but why did I feel so bad and so sad for the hot dog man?

[@utkarshad5389]

Da face

[@JosephLachh]

He was a great guy, I feel bad for him too.

[@jefflarry4944]

No man, he's just a part of the system

[@BernardoSolano279]

And the cake... Is a sad sad loss

[@NateB]

HE'S A RACIST!

[@fvfsdhfsdufsd]

*Two dudes literally just sitting and not interacting with him in the slightest* "TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES TRYNA GIVE ME THEIR AUTOGRAPH"

[@Waaaaterrrrrr]

😂😂😂😂

[@DrJargo]

two dudes? it's literally Ryan Reynolds and some other guy probably a big shot too

[@nachobroryan8824]

@@DrJargo The other one is Elijah Wood. He was in some shitty hobbit movies.

[@joshuaburkhalter9414]

@@nachobroryan8824 I really hope that's sarcasm

[@3Rayfire]

*GROOUUUUND!!!*

[@NoiseThatLaughs]

I love how there’s wind from the sheer force of him yelling at that child

[@thenextbobross7402]

yeah lmaoaoa

[@keithm3241]

@@thenextbobross7402 laugh my ass off ass off ass

[@lightningdev897]

Reading this comment legitimately made me laugh. Thank you.

[@Bernardoribei]

Me too HAHAHAHHAAH

[@beemarshmallowgrahamcrackers]

Yeah that's my favorite part of the video, fucking hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Khaymen94]

took an embarrassing amount of time to realise he's throwing things on the ground because he's doing slam poetry

[@stevebenobi-wanlarrykenobi8584]

The additional wind blowing into the boy’s face while he yells “Welcome to the real world jackass!!!” at him is pure gold 🤣

[@imlegorn]

@asdan-vmetmj-cc I didn't want that clip

[@puremadness]

also the cake just plopping on the ground

[@maxthompson159]

@@imlegorn lol ikr! We're clearly part of their system

[@testadalord01432]

The wind ripple on that there kid finishes me every single time 😂

[@fellowtexan9001]

Its pure facts bro

[@jo5603]

andy screaming, “welcome to the real world jackass” to that child gets me crying laughing everytime

[@leftysmokesit]

That dude has a face like some Andy I didn't even know his name was actually Andy lol

[@vernonmitchell7710]

I die laughing when he said happy birthday to the ground lol

[@NinjasonFire00]

EVERY TIME!

[@BangChief_AllIsOne]

Builds character. Salute

[@saltysergeant4284]

I like the setup best. "Whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOUUND!!! I threw the REST of the cake, too!!" Gets me, every time.

[@codiserville593]

I still love how out of all the people the "phonies" could have been, it was Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds

[@Chad-mg2jx]

Bunch of phonies 🙄

[@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl]

i just realized that ryan is in two films with someone getting tazed in the ass.

[@bwfextreme]

@@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl really?! I didn’t even realize Reynolds was in the “don’t taze me bro” reenactment

[@corebry2936]

They were phones, unlike his Dad

[@Ice-fg9jc]

LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@qiqi9057033]

I can not believe that this has transcended to the future and still is a banger and was relevant at the same time.

[@funkyfreshwilliam2707]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become THE GROUND

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

lol... wait, what?

[@tjwhisenhunt1089]

@@DogOnAKeyboard he's not a part of the system

[@j_belfontaine]

I AM THE DIRT

[@pictureprodigy1]

But as the ground you get free cake, hotdogs, etc. Also a very thoughtful guy wishing you happy birthday so...

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

@@pictureprodigy1 lol

[@cloudsweater]

“Welcome to the real world jackass” This still cracks me up

[@tylerlook1752]

The kid was so shocked

[@tristanchaplin392]

@LoganMoore yeah, it's the lonely island

[@FunnyDiggersSpark]

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real word, jackass!

[@Donkeyman09488]

Steveo- “thanks”

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

2020 in a nutshell

[@marcuslopez2190]

I just love how he calls a kid a “poser “then tells him “welcome to the real world” it hits like fine art

[@user-qu6ij5sl1v]

Phony kid is growing up in the system. Welcome to the real world poser.

[@brennanmalo5857]

He called him a Jackass to 😂

[@Sam-sh5ko]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRRROOOUND

[@sven_86]

watching that whole cake splat in slow motion was oddly satsifying too

[@Tenchi707]

Where everyone is a poser yeep

[@mandaloretheultimate5832]

2:34 Elijah seems really into this

[@destinythacker3829]

Yea but know this sit at least he does not wear wigs.

[@rlacksgh9673]

So 22nd of April is Earth Day... *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRROOOOOOUUUNNNDD*

[@PhoenixRising87]

LOL...

[@ProofintheDoof]

Beautiful

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Julius KIm I love you!!

[@thomaztronproductions3259]

He littered tho

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

Killed it

[@chrispowell8121]

The ending is so poignant. Eventually he was the one thrown on the ground.

[@michaelramsey82]

Mind blown!

[@hijack69]

Damn. I didn't even realize it

[@achair650]

Well I didn't think of it that way dammit!

[@theundeadforever3300]

Stop using complicated words, Trump is your president.

[@theundeadforever3300]

@@drinkwater247 No, you are smart

[@DrWetness]

I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!

[@yeetios4624]

lol

[@supa_hot_ice5449]

Woah

[@CogoGaming]

Hillarious XD

[@supa_hot_ice5449]

I dont have autisim my videos are just sometimes based off of fnaf.

[@nataliateixeira1028]

LOVEEEEE IIIT!!!

[@XHandsomeJackX]

There is wisdom in the song, I'm not sure where but it's there.

[@ButcherSevenActual]

I love how anti-climactic the slice of cake's impact is.

[@Sytijinx]

instead of an orchestra of glass fragments spreading in many directions, a muffled *thiff* barely breaks the audible range of a whisper.

[@Dnyhh]

That's probably why he threw the rest of the cake too

[@xrrgr]

he threw the rest of the cake too!!

[@misskarma87]

I came across this comment & had to go back & have a look.... shit had me dead 💀💀

[@joshsavage007]

Welcome to the real world, jackass 😛

[@vinnerzucc1154]

“I’m an adult” Dumbledore said calmly

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Dumbledore.

[@orf2072]

BYE IM DEAD

[@ScourgeZX]

And then he threw goblet of fire on the ground. Cause he's not a part of the system.

[@92brunod]

@@ScourgeZX and he's also an adult

[@monkey-kr4et]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Dumbledore said it cuz hes goffik

[@weird_donut114]

I love how Ryan genuinely looks like he’s enjoying his part in this song

[@CSHK23]

I was scrolling wondering if anyone mentioned the cameo

[@amberward1195]

Of course Deadpool would enjoy tasing someone up the ass 😂

[@SukatoKjolen]

"What, it's some sort of independent video they want me to act in? It's just going on youtube, don't even have any lines?" "You get to taze him in the butthole, over and over." "Cancel my other appointments."

[@emeliabrain613]

@@SukatoKjolen 😂😂😂

[@jimboa20]

Same with Elijah Wood - he has an absolutely sadistic looking laugh 😂

[@nanimuwu]

"I threw the rest of the cake too!" will always be the funniest one-two punch

[@JessicasASMR]

“My dad isn’t a cellphone” And that’s where Jake Peralta’s daddy issues started...

[@breevonnebenan794]

the same girl acting here is his girlfriend, but in brooklyn 99 its his sister. Sweet home...

[@isabellearaujo8991]

She is actually the girlfriend of a mafia dude. His sister is the one who plays Dalia in Aladdin 😬

[@breevonnebenan794]

@@isabellearaujo8991 my fault. Youre right

[@samuelfischman6949]

@@breevonnebenan794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

[@isabellearaujo8991]

Lord _Link we are way too addicted hahahah

[@Serilaene]

Seeing Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds sitting at the same table brings me joy without end.

[@looksirdroids9134]

Why?

[@Kaminkaese]

​​@@looksirdroids9134 2 genuine nice and funny people :D (The funny part is objective)

[@anonymousperson1706]

@@looksirdroids9134it doesn’t. He just needed to let everyone in this comment section know that he recognized the two celebrities at the table without making it obvious

[@JohnSmith-dh8zx]

@@anonymousperson1706Or it’s just cool. I like both actors but I can’t think of a time they were co-stars on a major project. So the fact that the two of them are sitting together is kind of random. And it’s not like one was the host and the other was a musical guest, one of them agreed to randomly cameo

[@afilthyweeb8684]

​@@anonymousperson1706based on his profile picture he's probably a male between 18 and 30. He probably enjoys Lord of the rings and Deadpool which is incredibly common for that demographic. Dumbass.

[@Lunar_Atronach]

The cut from "I'm an adult" to the recently thrown hotdog gets me every time

[@TerraShiro7]

I don't need your handouts

[@sweetpepino1907]

"I'm an ADULT" *Cut to evidence to the contrary*

[@Raincally]

PLEASE-

[@joebates8659]

You can t buy me hotdog mannn

[@rickacton7540]

processed meats are hardly fit food for anyone, including adults also, any "food" that contains manufactured citric acid (MCA) is toxic and inflammatory www DOT ncbi DOT nlm DOT nih DOT gov/pmc/articles/PMC6097542/

[@AnonymousUser1710]

13 years and still listening it 💪

[@dddddaria]

Why can’t more people appreciate his stupid dad joke ”this aint my dad, this is a cellphone”? It’s hilarious

[@jheffreymartineau3388]

thank you Ari for comment to this video, I appreciate it

[@JohnPerry27]

But it appears as though lots of people appreciate it.

[@DietrichGarbo]

Because it reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend handed me a cellphone claiming it was my dad.

[@dddddaria]

John Perry haven’t seen enough comments:-(

[@dddddaria]

DietrichGarbo oh i-

[@TheBIGJotas]

Gonna tell my children this is Rage Against the Machine.

[@darksider-dp1xo]

This comment its so fucking underrated jajajaja

[@obstacleillusion8113]

Nice

[@OldDarwish]

way underrated

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

Don't do it hot dog man

[@ashwan4486]

Fuuuuuuu 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@hasbulla7345]

Peralta, what is the meaning of this?

[@Magicturtle97242]

This comment deserves to be pinned to the top.

[@raneshubham6180]

Lol

[@epicremarc]

Tell cheddar he’s a good boy for me

[@wickedgymdudes1147]

Bruh cringe

[@Rovervium]

It's seems you have corrected your grammar, Captain.

[@foxythepiratefoxgames]

1:08 Average tyler the creator interaction

[@HWAStageCreator]

Real

[@IndigoTherese-te7my]

You’re so right lol

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

At 2:18, everything comes full circle, as our main character is forced to the ground himself, punished to see all of the damage he has done at their level. Poetic

[@abhayambikatripathy4402]

This is exactly wt an English teacher wud say

[@glitchxedfix134]

You either throw it on the ground or live long enough to get thrown on the ground

[@funnybunnyh8303]

You clearly didn't get the moral of the story.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

Poetic

[@Silent_sword27]

Is that Ryan ryenlods

[@mistersigma909]

“This ain’t my dad, it’s a phone” What a *dad* joke Ironic

[@bianka2119]

Olivewater909 WHATS THE GIRLS NAME I KNOW HER FROM SOMEWHERE

[@aliamurad5786]

@@bianka2119 it's Jenny slate . You may know her from snl or parks and rec

[@ThefrypodiPod]

not what irony is jackass

[@xbanter9624]

@@bianka2119 Alvin and the chipmunks 3

[@trod146]

@@ThefrypodiPod a dad joke that makes a dad joke.. it's ironic for sure.. maybe YOU should look up what the definition of IRONY is, matey...

[@SeekAStrak]

I always share a "Happy Birthday to the Ground" GIF every year on Earth Day.

[@koolaid33]

That's clever

[@violetmcwhirk6475]

This is the most underrated thing ever

[@4SteveKombolis]

That was good lol It made me laugh when I read it then again thinking about it

[@LanceParsons-jg9uz]

I’m here because someone just shared it on Reddit. It’s probably you!

[@bazzel1059]

when is earth day

[@Owen_Totally_Cooks]

My dad showed me this video over a decade ago, I'm in college now but I still come back to it every few months because its comedy gold

[@olympia5758]

"I threw the rest of the cake, too!" That part gets me every time.

[@Some_Kind_of_Stranger]

Yeah haha that's my favourite part too.

[@tinybaconbits]

Me too lmao

[@anarchistic8178]

Both of those close parts hit me funny as hell.

[@Vikyam]

Always feels to me like they're compensating for how anti-climactic the piece of cake was xD

[@twoxblade2076]

Happy birthday to the GROUND!!! XD

[@LupozGamingNetwork]

"My dad's not a phone! DUH!" is the greatest lyric to ever lyric

[@Crow.Of.The.End.]

happy birthday to the ground lowkey better

[@matroqueta6825]

@@Crow.Of.The.End. Welcome to the real world, jackass!

[@Space_Bread99]

Man this ain't a best lyrics compilation this is a comment section! I threw your comment at the ground!

[@lemmeborrowthttop]

I actually think that part ruined it; it’s not funny … at all

[@stormcloud7403]

I almost made that my senior quote lol

[@lookie236]

Legend says he still is not a part of the system.

[@hunxhodav7078]

Absurd Hero nah he is lol watch Brooklyn 99 and your life will change

[@Psibr1]

Now you just need LL Cool J to do a parody of this, and we've gone full circle. ;)

[@jennadesrosiers6247]

Commenting in case the Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast see this! Love this one. And love the early 90s vibe. "Happy Birthday to the ground!"

[@Voltra_]

"Happy birthday to the ground!" To this day it kills me

[@chrisbailey7830]

"Welcome to the real world JACKASS!!!"

[@quinnfischer9624]

happy berthdaie tew the Graaaawnd!

[@loneronin6813]

Hey, the ground's birthday deserves recognition, too. People always throw a birthday party ON the ground, but never FOR the ground. :P

[@thefallenangel6776]

@@chrisbailey7830 i loved that part his voice was so put there that even the bushes shook poor boy.

[@iantobyne1369]

😂😂😂😂

[@pizzaprincesss8114]

I can't get over the fact that the "hollywood phonies' weren't even tryna give him their autograph they were eating dinner minding their business and he just threw they table lmfaoo

[@Sandman-actual]

He said “no one wants your autograph ........ Fonies” 😂😂😂😂

[@owenbowen2222]

And the fact that they actually got ryan reynolds to act in this is pretty cool

[@ilyaholt8607]

@@owenbowen2222 The other is Elijah Wood btw

[@vishavkishore]

Never heard of them. Phonies

[@zada4a]

@@vishavkishore they are big fat PHONIES.

[@smashingairguitars]

Pluto: "I'm not apart of your system."

[@misteralt3117]

Nice

[@MrVader104]

F

[@veganplayspiano]

F

[@youdosuck]

Pluto: I threw the galaxy to the ground

[@andersonsmith979]

Welcome to the REAL universe, Jackass! :D

[@sheebeebug]

Growing up is realizing that all the famous people that were in this video, and it wasn’t just some guy with a goatee making a funny video 😭

[@Comkill117]

I like how the actors don’t even do anything to him, he just runs in and flips their table to the ground and says “GROOOUUUND!” out of nowhere.

[@davund3594]

Ikr, they were just having a very nice relaxing evening, and then suddenly it gets trashed by a totally delusional maniac they just have to deal with😕😅

[@hardhatjack2207]

The nerve of them, giving him their autograph 😂

[@davund3594]

Some ridiculous kid deleted my comment.

[@Ramtamtama]

@@davund3594 they must be part of the system

[@futuristicbus61]

“Happy birthday to the ground” still causes me to burst into laughter. It still makes me sad how upset and sad the first two men look.

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

I threw the rest of the cake too.

[@VideoGameManiac8]

It would have been funnier if he threw the kid on the ground lol

[@xtreme1211]

@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[@LisaAnn777]

@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 welcome to the real world jackass!

[@durpyislost6212]

Im glad someone else sympathizes with the hot dog vendor

[@oward-lasckey7763]

I like the bit where he threw it on the ground

[@ahumanbeing0593]

me too.

[@oward-lasckey7763]

julian Glover nope definitely *where

[@Th3Freestyler]

+julian Glover epic fail

[@Mazra42]

Call your English teacher and apologize. Now.

[@Don.K.e.-edik]

like this this that and this?

[@WardenForcesTV]

13 years Later, And This Is Still Funny!!!😂

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

more than a decade later and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOUND" still lives in my head rent free

[@N3xusI99I]

🗣 "I threw the rest of the cake too" 🔥🔥🔥

[@nicolasbriozzo9861]

Same, that line is fire

[@aaronaguilera2654]

I'd never heard this song until a couple months ago because my co-worker was randomly laughing about that line. 😆

[@paulsmart4672]

I was helping a friend with some yard work and she accidentally dropped some stuff from the top of a ladder, so I yelled "Happy birthday to the ground!" She had no idea what I was referencing. Maybe we don't know each other as well as I thought.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

@@paulsmart4672 it's either time to rethink the friendship compatibility... or time to introduce her to something life-changing! haha

[@kjyalice]

"THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS" me: Don't throw things on the ground? "YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM"

[@aliciashanks5239]

🤣 Yep, checks out!

[@StrangeTamer178]

I thought it was to throw everything on the ground

[@thefallenangel6776]

Let me finsh that sentence for you ..MAN!!!"

[@marylugo3466]

Nah the moral here is that if you trust the system you will get repeatedly tazed in the butthole

[@notai6348]

I thought the moral was don't throw stuff or Ryan Reynolds will tase your asshole

[@TrionBulldog]

So Frodo and Deadpool sat down for dinner..... sounds like the opening of a bad joke. But it's beautiful.

[@theirishrave6448]

of course deadpool is the one with the taser.

[@mrgribbles3351]

Sounds like the opening of a bad fan fiction

[@rakozawrrr]

@@mrgribbles3351 Anything with deadpool is fully expected to be bad fanfiction.

[@TheJasonsvideos]

How about Frodo and Green Lantern?

[@Falkuzrules]

Well it just so happens, it IS the opening of a bad joke. (as in the end of this song is really unnecessary and ruins the humor of the song and it should've stopped at the birthday part)

[@nathanielfeldman1335]

My dad's not a phone! DUH! 1:28

[@harshitmanhas3755]

Came here after that instagram reel 😂😂😂

[@anitadarling5573]

Seeing Ryan Reynolds in places I wouldn't typically see Ryan Reynolds is kind of delightful

[@nismo2070]

Always is!

[@johnathonorourke7230]

And Elijah Wood

[@ag9953]

But how come I haven't seen him in my shower?

[@jyi_dyvia]

​@@ag9953 Too scared of you 😂

[@GenocideLv]

what do you mean, would not expect? He's around jews, as always. They own him

[@JackHagar]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he's a part of this system

[@zagrozaslan]

Yeah, If you take a look at the lyrics, you can just about tell.

[@drbl1499]

Jack Hagar I threw it on the ground you must think I'm a joke I'm not gonna be a part of this system

[@drbl1499]

Jack Hagar happy birthday to the ground I threw the rest of the cake too welcome to the real world jack ass

[@mesdimo3]

MAN

[@jameslandon4126]

He is a Hollywood Jew, trust me, he is part of the system.

[@0That_Guy0]

The crazy grin on Elijah Wood’s face is just the best!

[@zamba3612]

lmao came here to say exactly this.. kinda reminds me of his face in lotr when he recovers and they all laughing and jumping on the bed in elf land

[@rhythmace1]

Yeah he nailed that brief 👌😂

[@chulokindia]

He looks like his character from Sin City

[@АлексейЯненко-в3т]

True🤣

[@RalphRoberts1]

@zamba3612 lol that's the house of Elrond in Rivendell, not "elf land".

[@Salami-p9c]

I dont care how many times this is on my for you page, i watch it every time.

[@KillaKyle52]

“Welcome to the Real World Jackass” probably the best and realest line in this whole video

[@Ryan-wx8of]

Moral of the story: Be apart of the system, or we do mean things to your butt.

[@BlackWolfInc277]

Fun fact: Also two shows from MTV as well

[@mylatestobsession7453]

Lmao so true 😂

[@rantman2276]

KillaKyle52 666 likes

[@jonny9365]

What about, “MY DADS NOT A PHONE!”

[@lenashammy2876]

This was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes... then I realized IM AN ADULT so I took my tears and THREW THEM ON THE GROUND

[@sweetbriernr]

Lame...

[@tidepod5761]

@@sweetbriernr not

[@DocXen0]

Such a wonderful point in your life, you've learned a important lesson

[@stevebaseemee3332]

they had us the first half ngl

[@25Pignite]

@@sweetbriernr no u

[@nonmagicmike723]

I like how he calls an 8-year-old kid a "poser" like he's dissing competition.

[@gannonfrank]

happy birthday to THE GROUND

[@herpderpitypurple73]

@@gannonfrank WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

[@tastyprod]

Every time I think, 'Is he gonna throw it on the ground this time too?' a voice in my head goes: 'DUUUHHH!'

[@Wackywoohoointernetfunnyman]

I just love how everything just breaks and splatters everywhere and the cake just smushes deppresingly

[@G-Force7]

that's why he threw the rest of the cake too

[@mattbarnett6902]

​@@G-Force7But the point was, the piece of cake and the whole cake just fall and splat, where everything else in the video has some velocity to it. The cake was dropped straight down with no stank on it, contrary to the title of the video.

[@bumimub]

@@mattbarnett6902they’re just quoting the song man they aren’t stupid

[@zanberries]

@@mattbarnett6902well arent you a bundle of jot

[@TDragonus]

@@mattbarnett6902 first off we gotta acknowledge we're reeeeally splitting hairs here lol like what does it really matter... but if you must, yeah, I'll admit the single slice of cake was pretty unimpressive. HOWEVER, the cake isnt in a vacuum, you have to acknowledge the rest of cake splattering everywhere right after which is amazing, the layers just quickly fanning out like a parachute opening or something.

[@sneezy-e]

That boy and the ground have the same birthday

[@johnvosper4774]

I'm dead

[@renzuassassin3724]

Lmao

[@Rejoice.]

Nice.

[@twraoylnledyou8511]

😁😂🤣

[@illumiNateX7]

Lmfao

[@neurotoxicity]

the first time i heard "some poser hands me cake at a birthday party...what do you want me to do with this?? eat it? happy birthday to the ground" it changed my personality forever.

[@LucyWest370]

@The Phantom he’s beginning to believe

[@LK2.O]

💯

[@hendrixbase8748]

@The Phantom on God 🙏.

[@robertjackson2700]

😆

[@TheNefastor]

I don't particularly like birthdays, I think it's just a date. Plus people always gift me stuff I don't know what to do with. So this part of the song really, really made my day :-D

[@canadianbattlebunny2875]

13 years later and im still jamming

[@lavapix]

I've been waiting 10 years for the sequel. Picked it up from the ground.

[@alejandrootero8894]

Man, this gona be the top coment very soon

[@mortaldanger5543]

“I took it and ate it off the ground”

[@thatonepyr0940]

Hell yeah, this song is timeless.

[@punnymoney3692]

Can't do it today! POC left wing politics ruined comedy!

[@griffinoleary1694]

@@punnymoney3692 lol

[@tjd10]

Love that he's wearing a different douchey hat in every scene.

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

I did not notice until this moment

[@Cyaixrid]

1:51

[@discount11]

what exactly is this look called anyway?

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

@@discount11 I don't know, "SteamDouche?"

[@feldmarschallvonbraunschwe4463]

@@discount11 Average 2009 computer douche? I dunno either

[@swiftor]

You can't buy me, hot dog man.

[@MrZakkyyy]

Swiftor!

[@Bayda]

oh hi swift how's it going?

[@RomeCorgis]

A wild Swiftor appears!

[@diogobfc986]

U just got one more subscriber.

[@Joe-pl9wj]

who the hell is this idiot??

[@daniellavargas7202]

this is gonna live rent free in my head for the next decade