Threw It On The Ground

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Listen to The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast: • The Lonely Island and ...
So many things to throw on the ground! Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood.
Directed By Akiva.
First aired: October 3, 2009
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[@sparrowhawk81]

They had to hang the mic from the ceiling so he wouldn't throw it on the ground.

[@leloodallasmultipass]

bullshit, he coulda done it but he a sellout.

[@nitrogenjutsu5178]

Sparrowhawk LOL 😂😂

[@natashaparkinson113]

Sparrowhawk lmfaoooo

[@quinnjenkins3670]

Sparrowhawk lmao dead

[@eerielconstantine5051]

I JUST REALIZED THAT MALES SO MUCH SENSE

[@caddydonstans116]

He doesn’t rhyme because he’s not part of the system.

[@superdude3112]

Caddy Donstans excellent

[@icegod4849]

@@superdude3112 Bruh these comments are weeks apart and this dude has like 600 likes

[@johnathonhoward9142]

💗

[@Voltron881]

MAAAN

[@sefaandmaniatadegei9345]

So he threw it to on the ground

[@TheStar121]

I was scrolling through the comments when I saw one that said, "I'm still listening to this in 2024" And I said, "maaaaan, this ain't a calendar, this is KZbin!" I took their comment and threw it on the ground!

[@flighguy2181]

Underrated comment

[@episodicteen1024]

bro printed the comment💀💀💀💀

[@Nakihashi]

LOL!

[@kittenjace]

OMG LOL

[@Thelemonlicorice]

I won't be part of the music video copypasta system.

[@LupozGamingNetwork]

"My dad's not a phone! DUH!" is the greatest lyric to ever lyric

[@Crow.Of.The.End.]

happy birthday to the ground lowkey better

[@matroqueta6825]

@@Crow.Of.The.End. Welcome to the real world, jackass!

[@hecker99]

Man this ain't a best lyrics compilation this is a comment section! I threw your comment at the ground!

[@lemmeborrowthttop]

I actually think that part ruined it; it’s not funny … at all

[@stormcloud7403]

I almost made that my senior quote lol

[@bookjunk]

I still love how absolutely dumb the phone thing is.

[@ghett0bla5t]

Yeah, the first two are almost understandable, but that part is where it goes off the rails!

[@theuncommonn00b12]

My dad's not a phone DUH

[@bobfranklin2121]

I believe when she says "it's your dad" she's trying to say it's your dad on the phone (aka his dad is calling him via her phone)

[@Nunya1721]

@@bobfranklin2121 Yeah, we all know that

[@SolarisKane]

I'm always reminded of that scene in Zoolander kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnymkKWabJKVnJI absolute classic.

[@gravysandwich5010]

I can't get over how he calls some innocent kid a "poser"

[@michaeldevine2120]

Turns out that kid was a poser and was also a part of the system

[@808mystic]

welcome to the real world, jackass

[@BuckBowen]

It's so good!

[@Alabama1852]

"welcome to the real world Jackass" so funny

[@annabodot962]

My favorite part too!

[@Mynameisquarter13]

I love how he calls a little kid a “poser” and then immediately ruins his birthday and calls him a jackass 😂

[@roddmatsui3554]

A kid who offered him free cake. He threw the rest of the cake too! “Welcome to the real world, jackass!”

[@Satellaview1889]

I love the way the wind is billowing in that scene. It makes it seem like he's radiating power from how many things he throws on the ground.

[@Jewboi30]

That image of Andy being electrically violated by Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood 😂

[@EEsYouTubeChanel]

You can’t trust the system

[@nalgasaplaudiendo3119]

Frodo enjoyed himself immensely! 😂

[@thunderman8278]

We cannot! ​@@EEsKZbinChanel

[@Svfaye]

“My dads not a phone!!” And “happy birthday to the ground” are the lines I just lose my shit over every . Single . Time .

[@GwakGwak_3000]

SAME!

[@chamahge3518]

😂😂😂

[@billysmith9574]

Same tho. That "Duhh" really drives it home too 😂

[@impracticalPhysics]

I also love the last one.

[@YesItsChris.]

GIRL SHUT UP

[@samhain3709]

I genuinely feel so bad for the HotDogMan

[@kingofredlions7709]

dude hotdog on the house? hell yeah brother

[@misteralt3117]

@@kingofredlions7709 I take it you trust the system?

[@kingofredlions7709]

Mister Alt i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.

[@BB-ki7he]

@@kingofredlions7709Or maybe thats just what they want you to think and you cant tell the difference because you apart of the system.

[@Schro701]

Same

[@SeekAStrak]

I always share a "Happy Birthday to the Ground" GIF every year on Earth Day.

[@koolaid33]

That's clever

[@violetmcwhirk6475]

This is the most underrated thing ever

[@Comkill117]

I like how the actors don’t even do anything to him, he just runs in and flips their table to the ground and says “GROOOUUUND!” out of nowhere.

[@onionhombre]

“Happy birthday to the ground” is simply the best one liner in the history of the world

[@marcellacassab4331]

That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD

[@ebukaokafor8081]

Welcome to the real word kid

[@subnormality5854]

He lost points for ruining the rest of the cake too

[@justinmraap]

_WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS_

[@5.7hemi79]

Happy birthday to the ground is what I say on new years day

[@tylerdrainville1136]

All these years later, “happy birthday to the ground” still gets me.

[@pinkiepiiieee]

Haha same

[@billcipher5726]

Tyler Drainville same

[@Manchuwook]

The slice of cake took the whole cake.

[@woutpermel]

to me it's the cell phone

[@kristenmgr]

Just watched for first time LMFAO !!!

[@dariush7525]

This video is a time capsule of early 2010s milennial college humor

[@koolaid33]

Hey! This is early Gen-Z and even late Gen-X humour too. My father, late generation X, introduced this to me probably around 2013, and I'm an early-mid Generation Z.

[@tom_demarco]

​@koolaid33 look at me I'm different 🥺

[@ElonDusk14]

It's better than the "comedy" on the internet now lol

[@elainez]

@@tom_demarco No, I found it funny too, and I was introduced to this video by friends from school.

[@TheColeGilmoreGazette]

@@elainez Well ofc you found it funny, but it’s not our humor 💀 My dad‘s 53 and he found it funny, but it’s not something he would come to think or joke abt

[@user-om5le2vv2h]

The "Welcome to the real world jackass!" line kills me every time!

[@burper-oe6tm]

“This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” always gets me

[@amartyasingh6295]

Same

[@user-yz6jw3py4s]

"I threw it ON THE GROUND"

[@MaximumCarne]

Makes me mad that his girlfriend really thought he was that stupid Arrrrrrgh!!!

[@MaximGhost]

"My dad's not a phone ... DUH!"

[@chickenalfredo6492]

Yeah haha

[@devinbrown544]

"This ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone" 8 years later still cracks me up

[@wrenbite]

you posted 23 hours ago woew

[@jinxx3744]

And now he is the star of Brooklyn 99

[@devinbrown544]

@mio mia dude I'm 20 so I was 12 but okay

[@azioxx]

Fr

[@jacobyomtob4474]

Same here

[@Masteryoder2]

Hey dude here’s my newborn baby **hands to him** I THREW IT ON THE GROUND🥶🥶🔥🥶💯‼️🗣️💯😤‼️

[@blackyw796]

WHAT

[@RelaxingMusic-su8ob]

Because “it’s not my newborn, I don’t have a newborn”

[@TheColeGilmoreGazette]

@@RelaxingMusic-su8obMannnnnn, I’m not part of your system 🗣️🗣️🥶💯🥶🥶💯💯💯💯🗣️🥶🥵🗣️💯🥵🥵🙏

[@adamb89]

This baby ain't newborn, it's three weeks old! Say happy birthday TO THE GROUND

[@anitadarling5573]

Seeing Ryan Reynolds in places I wouldn't typically see Ryan Reynolds is kind of delightful

[@danielcross8159]

I feel bad for the hotdog man, unlike everyone else, I dont think he was part of the system

[@billybones1694]

Rumors say he retired after that incident. It was only a hobby for him anyways

[@failentity]

That's what the system wants you to think

[@jimmyjoe8225]

That's what the big hotdog industry wants you to think.

[@waynebevans319]

He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣

[@retr0uk313]

Hot dog man was just tryna be polite

[@mralpha64002]

"I'm an adult" line hits harder every day

[@iovedogs269]

Especially because I wasn't an adult when I first heard this

[@bretthouse9236]

These rhymes slap harder than a twisted tea

[@vhayashi7369]

I know that is hilarious! An adult but having tantrums like a kid! 😂😂😂

[@gehesnuts2444]

cause niggas be acting like this

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies trying to make him part of the system MAN!

[@jstohler]

"Welcome to the real world, jackass" is a regular part of my vocabulary now.

[@Porterhaus94]

Kronii consistently provides the BEST covers for this

[@DrWetness]

I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!

[@yeetios4624]

lol

[@supa_hot_ice5449]

Woah

[@CogoGaming]

Hillarious XD

[@supa_hot_ice5449]

I dont have autisim my videos are just sometimes based off of fnaf.

[@nataliateixeira1028]

LOVEEEEE IIIT!!!

[@OneTopic]

Happy BIRTHDAY *TO THE GROUND*

[@OneTopic2]

God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time. “Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.

[@ajisegundo2268]

oh one topic!! binging lonely island videos too, i assume?

[@alecrichards8574]

@@ajisegundo2268 That's how it goes.... Once you start with "juuust one" you gotta binge all of them.

[@vivekprataprai2433]

Welcome to real world jackass

[@denishavail1773]

The best line imho

[@MmntoMorrisson]

im 16 and watching this with my parents is literally my first memory and it took 12 years for youtube to recommend it to me

[@naterksmr]

"I'm an adult." - Guy who just threw a hot dog on the ground

[@basgui6921]

If he could, he'd throw the system on the ground.

[@daikolirae155]

>implying he hasn't within the past decade

[@mythicallymoist9772]

amen

[@xenoswarrior6900]

Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

He'd throw the ground on the ground

[@user-ee9tu1kh5i]

@michaelflash123's stuff lol

[@ikichullo]

I love how he says "I'm an aduuuult" in the most childish way possible.

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Yup - if he has to say it, it's likely not true!

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

Clearly he is making fun of millenials who do not do one days work and yet destroy anything not in their taste

[@niharshastri3519]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable noone cares buddy

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@niharshastri3519 - except you. You care. Because you spent time answering.

[@niharshastri3519]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable yes on a scale of 0-10. I care 0.1 about your dumb comment. Happy? 😘

[@AleksWorkshop]

we never knew how good we had it

[@arielaltairch]

"Happy Birthday to the Ground" That kid will be haunted by that line every year. PTSD

[@vinnerzucc1154]

“I’m an adult” Dumbledore said calmly

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Dumbledore.

[@orf2072]

BYE IM DEAD

[@ScourgeZX]

And then he threw goblet of fire on the ground. Cause he's not a part of the system.

[@92brunod]

@@ScourgeZX and he's also an adult

[@monkey-kr4et]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Dumbledore said it cuz hes goffik

[@Real_Genji]

After all these years later, my favorite line is still "MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE"

[@tahaalradi7109]

Duhh!

[@mjpink8408]

Yes!!! Same!!! “Maaaann this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone!!”

[@daginger4281]

Literally just going about my day just randomly thought about this line and just started laughing to myself

[@elaqgarahulelpon1479]

Final form of dad jokes:

[@aliahbills8310]

I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground” No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself

[@xavierdireen687]

Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Woods' cameo has to be the best thing in this music vid.😂😂😂

[@kostiktheklyukvin3491]

Who else in 2024

[@sumguy12345etc]

You had this song stuck in your head today too?

[@cameronharding2878]

Bro this ain't 2024 it's Sunday

[@gymonstarfunkle136]

​@@cameronharding2878 Happy New Year to the 💣💥 GROOUUNND 💥💣

[@fernandofaria2872]

MY DAD IS NOT A PHOOOOOOOOOONE 😎

[@kristinagacha]

me

[@matheusmeireles615]

No man has ever screamed "I'm an adult" so vigorously in the history of humanity.

[@pathutchison9866]

MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS. ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!! YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!! IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!

[@matheusmeireles615]

@@pathutchison9866 I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@ThisHandleIsInteresting]

I knew a disabled guy that shrieked it once. Nearly broke my eardrum.

[@ShawnTufford]

@@pathutchison9866 lmao nice

[@Beast96GT]

My kid.

[@ButcherSevenActual]

I love how anti-climactic the slice of cake's impact is.

[@Sytijinx]

instead of an orchestra of glass fragments spreading in many directions, a muffled *thiff* barely breaks the audible range of a whisper.

[@Dnyhh]

That's probably why he threw the rest of the cake too

[@xrrgr]

he threw the rest of the cake too!!

[@misskarma87]

I came across this comment & had to go back & have a look.... shit had me dead 💀💀

[@joshsavage007]

Welcome to the real world, jackass 😛

[@SPICYPICKLE_YUM]

bro 5 years later and i still listen to this shit

[@The13thRonin]

I threw your comment on the ground.

[@SPICYPICKLE_YUM]

@@The13thRonin ah😭😭

[@The13thRonin]

@@SPICYPICKLE_YUMI'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

[@Starkiller660]

12 years later and it's rumored that he is still throwing things on the ground

[@TheBIGJotas]

Gonna tell my children this is Rage Against the Machine.

[@darksider-dp1xo]

This comment its so fucking underrated jajajaja

[@obstacleillusion8113]

Nice

[@OldDarwish]

way underrated

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

Don't do it hot dog man

[@ashwan4486]

Fuuuuuuu 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@oward-lasckey7763]

I like the bit where he threw it on the ground

[@ahumanbeing0593]

me too.

[@oward-lasckey7763]

julian Glover nope definitely *where

[@Th3Freestyler]

+julian Glover epic fail

[@Mazra42]

Call your English teacher and apologize. Now.

[@Don.K.e.-edik]

like this this that and this?

[@JayBrownDown]

I came here to relive this. It's been 10 years 🥲

[@hackerlola6668]

1:05 😂😂😂 MAN DIS AINT MAH DAD DIS A CELLPHONE! I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUND

[@-Your_Local_Bozo-]

WHAT? YOU THINK IM STUPIDDD???

[@Skimblie]

I listen to this song every year on Earth Day because of when he says "Happy birthday to the ground!"

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Truly epical

[@deckardcain6375]

Agreed. Yet it has nothing to do with earth day. In fact, it's the opposite. Littering lmao

[@Me-eb3wv]

Based

[@Megal0lbanana]

@@Me-eb3wv Based? Based on what?

[@NebMunb]

The earth is more than just the ground.

[@aussiewaabi7683]

Andy Samberg shouting “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” is the only dad joke I’ll ever accept

[@spectrumhorizon1392]

haha ha

[@adunce.5422]

Cool bro.

[@rakitbb]

Captain Dad is going to be disappointed about that.

[@englandbengal]

Yes. This is a disappointing comment.

[@guppyempire803]

Its the only that's ever going to be accepted.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

more than a decade later and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOUND" still lives in my head rent free

[@rainy5517]

I'm so glad songs like this exists

[@user-jd3os8xe4o]

ryan reynolds has come a long way from tazing peoples butts

[@jamesvanitas]

Now he stabs people. Or trolls them.

[@toyfarm-affordabletoys8701]

he makes peoples in to kebobs

[@eskimo7176]

He tazed Scarlet Johanson with his dick to after that he left her with a tazed pussy😂

[@adilfhortler1398]

No, no he hasn't.

[@saltyninja]

false. everything since has been downhill. this was his finest work.

[@JessicasASMR]

“My dad isn’t a cellphone” And that’s where Jake Peralta’s daddy issues started...

[@breevonnebenan794]

the same girl acting here is his girlfriend, but in brooklyn 99 its his sister. Sweet home...

[@isabellearaujo8991]

She is actually the girlfriend of a mafia dude. His sister is the one who plays Dalia in Aladdin 😬

[@breevonnebenan794]

@@isabellearaujo8991 my fault. Youre right

[@samuelfischman6949]

@@breevonnebenan794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

[@isabellearaujo8991]

Lord _Link we are way too addicted hahahah

[@Candyk82]

Still here in 2024 and I still laugh at “Happy Birthday to the ground” 😂

[@frankcoley1537]

Ryan Reynolds with Elijah Woods gets me every single time

[@mistersigma909]

“This ain’t my dad, it’s a phone” What a *dad* joke Ironic

[@bianka2119]

Olivewater909 WHATS THE GIRLS NAME I KNOW HER FROM SOMEWHERE

[@aliamurad5786]

@@bianka2119 it's Jenny slate . You may know her from snl or parks and rec

[@ThefrypodiPod]

not what irony is jackass

[@xbanter9624]

@@bianka2119 Alvin and the chipmunks 3

[@trod146]

@@ThefrypodiPod a dad joke that makes a dad joke.. it's ironic for sure.. maybe YOU should look up what the definition of IRONY is, matey...

[@smashingairguitars]

Pluto: "I'm not apart of your system."

[@misteralt3117]

Nice

[@MrVader104]

F

[@lindaplayspiano]

F

[@youdosuck]

Pluto: I threw the galaxy to the ground

[@andersonsmith979]

Welcome to the REAL universe, Jackass! :D

[@caseyalanjones]

I love the legitimately empowering feeling this song elicits with the epic beat and vocal delivery, hilariously juxtaposed with the satire of the lyrical and video contents.

[@Rusii]

I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO 🗣🔥

[@tsarfox3462]

"I threw the rest of the cake too" with the slow mo still gets me every time.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Tbh, that looked like a yummy cake

[@MartinZanichelli]

LOL poor kid

[@rubenlier8013]

At this point I wonder whether people just pick out every single part of the video and comment on how it still gets them years later.

[@yagzyalcntas553]

@@rubenlier8013 i mean there are waay too many good parts in the song so i am not surprised.

[@louistournas120]

​@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny. I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions. I watched 10 min and it is completely flat. I think Drew Barrimore was in it.

[@fvfsdhfsdufsd]

*Two dudes literally just sitting and not interacting with him in the slightest* "TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES TRYNA GIVE ME THEIR AUTOGRAPH"

[@Waaaaterrrrrr]

😂😂😂😂

[@DrJargo]

two dudes? it's literally Ryan Reynolds and some other guy probably a big shot too

[@nachobroryan8824]

@@DrJargo The other one is Elijah Wood. He was in some shitty hobbit movies.

[@joshuaburkhalter9414]

@@nachobroryan8824 I really hope that's sarcasm

[@3Rayfire]

*GROOUUUUND!!!*

[@raydgesilverlight2141]

Listening to this in 2024 :D

[@NobodyMemes]

“I THREW IT ON THE GROUND”

[@rlacksgh9673]

So 22nd of April is Earth Day... *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRROOOOOOUUUNNNDD*

[@PhoenixRising87]

LOL...

[@ProofintheDoof]

Beautiful

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Julius KIm I love you!!

[@thomaztronproductions3259]

He littered tho

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

Killed it

[@swiftor]

You can't buy me, hot dog man.

[@MrZakkyyy]

Swiftor!

[@Bayda]

oh hi swift how's it going?

[@RomeCorgis]

A wild Swiftor appears!

[@diogobfc986]

U just got one more subscriber.

[@Joe-pl9wj]

who the hell is this idiot??

[@time_pug]

I've been quoting this guy's songs for over a decade now haha

[@SafteyProductions]

I’ve been looking for this video for 10 years. I only saw it once when my cousin showed it to me when I was a kid

[@dddddaria]

Why can’t more people appreciate his stupid dad joke ”this aint my dad, this is a cellphone”? It’s hilarious

[@jheffreymartineau3388]

thank you Ari for comment to this video, I appreciate it

[@JohnPerry27]

But it appears as though lots of people appreciate it.

[@DietrichGarbo]

Because it reminds me of the time my ex girlfriend handed me a cellphone claiming it was my dad.

[@dddddaria]

John Perry haven’t seen enough comments:-(

[@dddddaria]

DietrichGarbo oh i-

[@anirudhmenon1202]

I can totally imagine Ryan Reynolds saying perfect after Andy showed him the script

[@djmp5036]

Oh absolutely

[@grandmagertrude7676]

Yes

[@anelbre0904]

🤣🤣🤣 yep

[@SorghumEnjoyer]

The “I threw the rest of it on the ground too!” caught me by surprise and I coughed water into my nose from laughing

[@Alisuuam]

the best video i ever saw in 2024, and i THREW IN ON THE GROUND

[@Voltra_]

"Happy birthday to the ground!" To this day it kills me

[@chrisbailey7830]

"Welcome to the real world JACKASS!!!"

[@quinnfischer9624]

happy berthdaie tew the Graaaawnd!

[@loneronin6813]

Hey, the ground's birthday deserves recognition, too. People always throw a birthday party ON the ground, but never FOR the ground. :P

[@thefallenangel6776]

@@chrisbailey7830 i loved that part his voice was so put there that even the bushes shook poor boy.

[@iantobyne1369]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sean-li4jm]

My favorite is that Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood simply eating dinner equals asking if he wants their autograph 😂

[@vibovitold]

"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

[@KeithFraser82]

@@vibovitold "To a man with a tazer, everything looks like a butthole."

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@KeithFraser82 My favorite line from Ghandi

[@KeithFraser82]

@@RavenclawNimbus "Our words are backed by TAZERS!"

[@huntstyle]

GROUND!!!

[@Cherry-bq4oh]

The shot of the kid with the wind blowing in his shirt with the stunned expression on his face is actual cinematic mastery

[@naterksmr]

Me: *Has stuff on the counter* My Cat: "So many things to throw on the ground! Like this! And this! And that! And even this!"

[@chrispowell8121]

The ending is so poignant. Eventually he was the one thrown on the ground.

[@michaelramsey82]

Mind blown!

[@hijack69]

Damn. I didn't even realize it

[@achair650]

Well I didn't think of it that way dammit!

[@theundeadforever3300]

Stop using complicated words, Trump is your president.

[@theundeadforever3300]

@@drinkwater247 No, you are smart

[@fraqrealmy7956]

Okay but why did I feel so bad and so sad for the hot dog man?

[@utkarshad5389]

Da face

[@JosephLachh]

He was a great guy, I feel bad for him too.

[@jefflarry4944]

No man, he's just a part of the system

[@BernardoSolano279]

And the cake... Is a sad sad loss

[@NateB]

HE'S A RACIST!

[@NoOtherOrangeBoi]

I love the fact that this was first aired on my birthday.

[@EEsYouTubeChanel]

Happy birthday to THE GROUND

[@NoOtherOrangeBoi]

@@EEsKZbinChanel MF THREW MY BIRTHDAY CAKE ON THE GROUND‼️‼️‼️🤦‍♂️

[@nskchaitanya2671]

How did I miss this masterpiece

[@mailfraudvoter6620]

Duh

[@Gingeries17]

"Happy birthday...to the GROUND" makes me laugh every single time.

[@Calinks]

Funniest part I was dying!

[@rukanplayz5884]

I Feel Bad For The Kid

[@sloth4urluv]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[@mannyk7100]

Gingeries17 the way the piece of cake just plops on the ground 💀

[@starrysunrise5449]

duh

[@oliviagarcia6442]

Why am I just now realizing that Ryan Reynolds is in this

[@guts2630]

Elijah Wood is there too

[@isabellagrnneskov3537]

Ryan Reynolds Elijah Wood Jenny Slate ❤️☺️

[@charlottemelissa]

Isabella Baadsgaard omg Jenny Slate too!!

[@ExecutionerDan]

Wait where is Ryan Reynolds?

[@ExecutionerDan]

Wait nevermind. It's just been forever since I've watched this.

[@fadiyahyaoui9189]

This wasn't released, THIS SHIT ESCAPED THE STUDIO💥💥🗣

[@lesterbronson2385]

Man, I remember when this was new. It’ll always be comedy.

[@somefirefly4808]

My dads not a phone!!! DUH!!!

[@MsQueta]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@duhwah5369]

Hell yeah

[@ptbcf4966]

Yez dat was gud

[@TheCoinFlipper01]

"I am not dumb!!!!!!!!!"

[@velleyx]

+PABLO CAMACHO Wtf is your English level?

[@codiserville593]

I still love how out of all the people the "phonies" could have been, it was Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds

[@Chad-mg2jx]

Bunch of phonies 🙄

[@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl]

i just realized that ryan is in two films with someone getting tazed in the ass.

[@bwfextreme]

@@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl really?! I didn’t even realize Reynolds was in the “don’t taze me bro” reenactment

[@corebry2936]

They were phones, unlike his Dad

[@Ice-fg9jc]

LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BrettOLive]

Legendary Childhood!

[@SnickC13]

Damn skippy

[@flagmachine]

Thank you Kronii for introducing me to this song 🙏🏻

[@cloudsweater]

“Welcome to the real world jackass” This still cracks me up

[@tylerlook1752]

The kid was so shocked

[@tristanchaplin392]

@LoganMoore yeah, it's the lonely island

[@ThrivewithCogito]

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real word, jackass!

[@Donkeyman09488]

Steveo- “thanks”

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

2020 in a nutshell

[@knowledgeispower5720]

“Man this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone” Best line ever

[@someguybreaks]

D'Uh! 😂😂😂😂

[@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj]

I tHrEw IT On GrOuNd

[@Nhimrod52]

It is really deep if you think about it xdxdxd

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

​@@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj the

[@Aesthetically_Alayna]

Still gold in 2024 😂😂

[@Pezzenheimer]

Why is this all of the sudden so popular? I love it

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

Never let this guy hold a baby

[@jordenstrother2227]

I took it and threw it on the ground

[@dutyinternal3516]

@@jordenstrother2227 I'm not a part of this system!

[@jordenstrother2227]

@@dutyinternal3516 I’m not a dad

[@dutyinternal3516]

@@jordenstrother2227 So I threw it on the ground

[@kurenaiiii4250]

This a isn’t my sun!! Its a baby so I threw it the ground!!!

[@koenvandamme6901]

The fact that Elijah and Ryan agreed to be in this instantly makes them 100% cooler.

[@HunterVex.]

Elijah's evil childlike smile at the end is the highlight of the video for me!

[@davidstuckey9289]

Ryan looks like that was a good experience for him.

[@chomo54andbabyaisha97]

I mean... who doesn't bring a tazer to a dinner at the restaurant?

[@calicharron7429]

Ryan definitely had fun with this

[@mokoifreak7817]

*makes them even cooler

[@cow_gang75]

who's here in 2024?

[@-pyro522]

“Maaaaaaaaaaaan this isn’t a calendar this is a KZbin video “ I took it and threw it on the ground

[@Shockspread]

1:03 heres what your looking for

[@funkyfreshwilliam2707]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become THE GROUND

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

lol... wait, what?

[@tjwhisenhunt1089]

@@DogOnAKeyboard he's not a part of the system

[@j_belfontaine]

I AM THE DIRT

[@pictureprodigy1]

But as the ground you get free cake, hotdogs, etc. Also a very thoughtful guy wishing you happy birthday so...

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

@@pictureprodigy1 lol

[@SgtByrd93]

*MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE* Still funny.

[@truthisbest]

duh

[@thomaztronproductions3259]

200th like.

[@SgtByrd93]

@@thomaztronproductions3259 crazy that you can get 200 likes on an 8 year old video comment.

[@christianjoseph6502]

Sgt James Byrd heard this 8 years ago thought it was funny and it still is now

[@mohamedshabin9176]

@@SgtByrd93 thats savage lol

[@applebapple7781]

Never let this man hold his newborn child

[@Pooepw]

It's so awesome that after he tells off the kid, the kid is visibly affected by the aura he brings off.

[@stevebenobi-wanlarrykenobi8584]

The additional wind blowing into the boy’s face while he yells “Welcome to the real world jackass!!!” at him is pure gold 🤣

[@leonkennedy8850]

YES!

[@imlegorn]

@asdan-vmetmj-cc I didn't want that clip

[@puremadness]

also the cake just plopping on the ground

[@maxthompson159]

@@imlegorn lol ikr! We're clearly part of their system

[@testadalord01432]

The wind ripple on that there kid finishes me every single time 😂

[@chirag8503]

This song aged like a *FINE WINE*

[@Swyzzl]

This song isn't Justin Verlander though

[@tijan8948]

Struggling to place this into our current cultural context. This is like pre-trap influenced by conscious rap, by white guys era and oddly pre-woke

[@Fire-Manz]

This song isn't a fine wine, YOU THINK I"M STUPID!? *Throws it on the ground*

[@callum7081]

Chirag Jayaraj you really gonna comment this on every song huh?

[@quitwastinmytime]

@@callum7081 I guess he is as long as hundreds of morons upvote the meaningless comment.

[@gallactick]

this song changed my life

[@etherwxlf]

2024 and I still laugh about how the phone part is just a reverse dad joke 😭