TWELVE MINUTES (Complete Series)

[@boof994]

I remember how they acknowledge there are different ways to approach dealing with the wife but they choose to kill her everytime

[@JayTohab]

Tomar was a little too happy with the idea

[@PapaJoJ]

@@adammaciaszek5729 spa-get-tie*

[@eden5906]

@@PapaJoJ spaghetah*

[@PapaJoJ]

@@eden5906 wrong

[@greggggggggg]

ah yes, the game that taught me the ultimate truth: less wife = more dessert

[@BeeEmpress]

Eat dessert Life good Wife no make food Kill wife Wife gone More dessert Life great

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

Scott Falco learned this lesson well. "Ah! So good!"

[@megaultradamn]

More dessert but less cake 😉

[@mattgroening8872]

Consumer your spouse NOW

[@theconceptofinfinity]

This was definitely longer than twelve minutes.

[@actualtrash3116]

Blocked

[@JamBudds]

Blocked

[@Fiveward]

It's 12 minutes in worm-time

[@theconceptofinfinity]

@@Fiveward It's 12 minutes on the Doomsday clock.

[@theradiantdehd3997]

No it wasn’t

[@7hird3ye]

"Hello wife, I am taking you to be my new wife" - Joshua Emeraldo Tomar It is a well known fact that on every blood moon Tomar will find a woman to 'become Jaxi'. Jaxi is his word for wife. He will take a new Jaxi and remove the old one during these cycles. The odd thing is that a woman has gone missing on a blood moon for centuries...One line comes to mind "I am a time cop, I have time cop powers".

[@Skullkan6]

This might be my favorite tomar-lore comment.

[@boojersey13]

I hate all this Omega verse shit

[@shelina.maddrey7566]

@@boojersey13 that's because you a rabid fanboy who has soured himself trying to appease his idea of Chris

[@brokenfry2183]

But that's just a theory! A TOMAR THEORY! Thanks for watching!

[@mr.nazareth4501]

>implying Tomar isn't Jaxi's fragile meat puppet

[@armed_roomba6631]

i wish they finished this so bad, the ending is just so insanely batshit that i wish they saw it

[@paisley4092]

I went a bought it to play it after this comment. If course I didn't cause it was much too expensive so I torrented it like an asshole. You were NOT kidding. That ending packs some punch.

[@Some_Beach]

Chris's ineptitude was really annoying. Seriously with the mug of water ffs

[@boojersey13]

@@paisley4092 Is there a playthrough you know that shows the ending without being obnoxious?

[@RekizFilms]

The ending and everything leading up to it is so bad that even david cage couldnt pull it off.

[@superchroma]

Chris's Razor: the more you want him to finish a game, the sooner he will drop it.

[@Sneaky_Sneeze]

16:30 Tomar's Tomar impression is pretty spot on

[@PALACIO254]

It's almost as if the real Tomar was here before me

[@TylerHolt-hh5cf]

Tomars Lp stunt double has been the real Tomar all along. Written by Kojima

[@jonw5824]

Chris hiding in the closet and dialling the number for Hastings Car Insurance while singing the jingle is probably the most obscure reference I’ve ever seen on Oney Plays.

[@connor48880]

Explain, please?

[@HOTD108_]

​@@connor48880​​​It's a reference to Hastings Car Insurance. It's a car insurance company. Thank you for calling the KZbin comment reference helpline.

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

That video art just oozes with Chris giving his iconic close up after beating Tomar and Lyle with a rusty pipe and saying the words, “all for the Worm” with his epic Peter impression.

[@lethauntic]

The completes are slowly getting closer and closer to that number, yes

[@dernpp4322]

69? Heheheh *chuckle fades to sad cry, huddles in corner of shower

[@endorphin1261]

@@dernpp4322 I hope your life long lover careens into your house

[@pickedceasar1216]

Incest simulator was the original title but they realized it was too much of a spoiler and no other reason

[@FruityPassion]

Dude, that ending was brutal though

[@waterPsychiatrist]

my favorite oneyplays series are not the ones that have 50 episodes and have the best jokes, it's the ones that you go "oh yeah i guess they did play that game once or twice"

[@komodotheism8519]

Massive agree

[@JakeRanney]

I'll never understand why they hired James McAvoy and Daisy Ridley, two people with somewhat recognizable Scottish and British voices respectively, and then made them hide those voices and do American accents instead. I played this for about an hour and was waiting for them to show up, thinking it was just some generic American people voicing the main characters. And then you go to the comments of a video about the voice acting of this game and everyone is saying "oh my god this is so amazing they're so talented their voices are unrecognizable". What's the point??? At least Willem Dafoe is here unchanged.

[@taylorjones8303]

To be fair I think that’s called acting

[@vanillakilla64]

Imagine they wanted willem dafoe to do a British accent lol

[@ZombieAndroid]

I personally think altering your voice to be unrecognizable is a testament to good voice acting. And while Daisy Ridley might not have the best American accent, James McAvoy did a great job.

[@Circuitssmith]

The only part about Willem Dafoe that was changed was that they didn’t have him fly in on his iconic glider and ask the protagonist “ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?!”, but that could be somewhat forgiven.

[@PALACIO254]

@@Circuitssmith that was my favorite scene in the life aquatic

[@gingernamedmustard]

The fact that Willem Dafomar was never said in this playthrough is more devastating than the time Tomar destroyed the helicopter that was on its way to deliver life-saving food supplies for a group of Inuit travelers trapped in the Arctic wastes.

[@OGRoachDoggJr]

This video ROCKS!!! Liked and SUBSCRIBED! 👍

[@BeanerMan13]

This is the only Oneyplays Let's Play that was longer than expected

[@gunnerzeller7771]

I wonder if the boys have heard that their favorite superheroine Fingoria will be getting her own movie soon.

[@oingoboingooingoboingo2261]

I feel like this guy isn’t a real cop

[@aarons2557]

4:50 Tomar is so smart he predicted the plot

[@reaperofthegrey7294]

the ad said 12 minutes but this was 44 minutes. I am going to sue Chris O'Neal over false advertising. and I'm going to ask the court for him to pay me in 3 grilled cheeses

[@JayTohab]

If he comes to your home, in a flowery apron, and grills you three delicious cheeses, you let me know for future reference.

[@PALACIO254]

Better make it four I'm sure he said a swear word or two

[@Freebo63]

I wish they finished this

[@HOTD108_]

The ending of this game is pretty awful so I don't blame them.

[@CarbonBeast]

@@HOTD108_ what's the ending?

[@taydarsauce5457]

@@CarbonBeast I read two different articles that listed out all of the different endings and I still don't know what the real story is. It feels like there's no continuous plot except for which ending you work towards.

[@humanzbornfresh]

@@CarbonBeast you have amnesia and your wife is actually your half- sister and the cop is your fathers employee and you killed your wife/sisters father who is actually your father because he found out you were making an incest baby with your wife and tried to kill you. it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds.

[@sharpen193]

@@CarbonBeast turns out its all a hypno dream because your wife turns out to be your sister and your dad wants you guys to break up but your player character don't wanna

[@SusieUndertale]

Imagine he killed his wife one time and then left the apartment to reset but he just walked out into the hallway

[@benjacksonwithnonumbers]

25:22 is some quality advice

[@komodotheism8519]

Now i understand people who say they just got done rewatching this series as they upload the complete series. Guess ill rerewatch.

[@beauc7992]

most advanced henry stickmin game yet

[@HeyImLucious]

Oney desperately wants to fill a cup of water Not to avoid murdering his wife But just to pour over a handcuffed hitman

[@whosapickle]

They're never gonna finish another game again, pt. 8

[@mikaelataylor1380]

I wanted them to keep playing this so bad lol. It was addicting to watch

[@burp5137]

12 minutes? More like 44 minutes and 44 seconds.

[@_feara]

I liked the part where Tomar talked

[@HeartBreakKid551]

The thumbnail still cracks me up

[@ohemdoublegee]

Ah perfect for a gloomy Saturday♡

[@PALACIO254]

Here's to a better Sunday

[@kaijuvillage9281]

44:02 when dude threw the bag down and the gun went off I fuckin lost it.

[@uselessaccount9929]

Tomar says "stab your wife" at 11:59. Another example of his subliminal messaging.

[@mattgroening8872]

He based his plan off of real life.

[@ZombieAndroid]

Really wish you guys could've gotten to the twist, but oh well.

[@musti3853]

Tomar would have enjoyed the incest twist

[@luxie8097]

what's the twist?

[@5stargaming193]

@@luxie8097 The couple end up being siblings without knowing

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

@@luxie8097 Incest.

[@HOTD108_]

@@5stargaming193 It's just a twist for the sake of a twist.

[@dizzythegreat]

29:00 "I'm pregnant" Chris: NOOOO

[@darthpoo5621]

This was 44 minutes and 44 seconds you WILL be hearing from my LAWYERS!

[@SusieUndertale]

16:31 Tomar does a pretty decent Tomar impression, I must say

[@agweeta]

a complete series from two episodes?

[@TheInfectiousCadaver]

*cop dies* "BUT I SHOT HIM IN THE LEG!" yes lyle, where a major artery would be ya dingusdongus.

[@zombiez1231]

Yeah, BUT I doubt he would have died instantly

[@brainypepper1621]

We all know the Looney Tunes characters are icons of toxic cartooninity

[@Robertybob_]

Love the thumbnail art for this series!

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

I like horror/sci-fi stories that take place in very simple locations like an apartment or a bar . Very Twilight Zone-ish.

[@0_Cardboard_0]

Oney makes a duology and calls it a complete series lmao

[@schnoz2372]

That’s a series. Of two.

[@klausesteinworth126]

Elden Ring complete series soon

[@lowhp_comic]

@@schnoz2372 _There can only be two._

[@niapinkney4796]

29:00-29:16 This is gold!

[@jabberinjosh95]

I was waiting for this to happen! Thanks for the laughs, y'all.

[@jokesplays4059]

I really enjoyed this, I hope they come back to this at some point.

[@KillerMeme]

Love how Chris tried to call Hastings direct

[@jamiedudley7386]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂

[@jakegriffith6871]

Bizarre choice to hire celebrity voice actors from the UK and then give them American accents that render them unrecognizable.

[@ginogatash4030]

I appreciate that they don't just have them read the lines in their normal voices like every time there's a celebrity in an animated movie and actually tried something, but it does make it kinda pointless to hire celebrities.

[@metalgearzwei]

holy crap Lois, ACTORS are hired to ACT?!

[@ginogatash4030]

@@metalgearzwei Peter! I can't believe that Annapurna Interactive hired British actors James McAvoy and Daisy Ridley to play the main characters of their single player point and click adventure game, twelve minutes, doing American accents rather than their usual British accents!

[@metalgearzwei]

@@ginogatash4030 *peter laugh*

[@jakegriffith6871]

@@metalgearzwei They're not particularly good voice actors, though. They have specialists who do that. Celebrity voice actors are usually hired for the recognition. With MacAvoy and Riddley you're getting neither the voice recognition or the talent.

[@e1eventy7t]

Oh my God no way did you know there are five 12 minutes in an hour?? There is approximately kinda four in this vide-ideo.

[@katsikatra]

How did that psycho remember the floor from The Shining

[@allister-malister9179]

It’s iconic.

[@DUHRIZEO]

The fact that 90% of your "complete" episodes are less than an hour makes all us ADHD babies feel so at home.

[@greyfells2829]

THEY HAD ZIP TIES AND THEY FUCKED WITH THE PHONE UNTIL WILLEM WOKE UP

[@tonynator777]

Only on oneyplays would it take them over 40 minutes to play a 12-minute game and still not finish it.

[@suggy2001]

HOW COULD YOU JUST NOT FINISH IT??????

[@BengalBoy16]

The fact Chris remembers the Hastings advert xD

[@Perfefernefer]

You know, I'm something of a Tomar myself

[@gabrielcastillo429]

I forgot about this series lets go, i was running out of oney plays. I think i saw the newgrounds games for the 6th time at this point

[@nerdleturtle152]

44:44 minutes long, posted 44 minutes ago, with 4.4k views

[@Alyxandr]

Illuminati???

[@oadeb742]

On june 4th

[@PALACIO254]

But what does it mean? Aliens? Space j e w s? Reptoids? The clintons?

[@pterojacktylus2475]

Don’t know the game besides this series but I really wished they’d continued with it

[@chungushumungus7952]

It's just like tomar always says, "The knife is mightier than the wife"

[@Whtahorriblenighttohaveacurse]

is this a Lyle symulater?

[@SouljanitsynBoy]

It doesn't have his iconic singular eye

[@JayTohab]

Cat and mouse? More like Tomar and Lyle

[@Ryu1ify]

I remember when Lyle killed Willem Dafoe and then attacked his own sister with his Puerto Rican tentacle

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

Did chris call fucking Hastings direct, I remember that stupid advert 😂

[@KillerMeme]

Believe so, it 0800 tho unless in Ireland it was 1800

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

@@KillerMeme I remember the wee guy in the car, chris gave me like a weird childhood sense memory with that jingle 😂 it's like that Crusha advert that lives in the deep recess of my mind

[@Mediaadoration]

But this video is 44 minutes

[@jqyhlmnp]

This entire game is just eromanga sensei ❤️

[@jared_really]

All will fall to the iridium meatball

[@tylerf8518]

Commenting to help with the algorithm

[@wowdante]

Next time I don't want to speak with someone on the phone I won't be rude and hang up on them, I'll just leave the conversation.

[@leightonrud66]

Still want Chris to play dead island, I know he loves ragdoll and I guarantee he'd be so satisfied clubbing zombos. And alien isolation with Zach and tomar, and actually finish it. Dead islands fairly long but a few hours of zombie bashing is dumb fun

[@shelina.maddrey7566]

I'm fine with anything so long as Zach is in it I cannot tell you how hurt I am when after waiting like an entire week for an upload and I don't get to see zach

[@leightonrud66]

I know mate, i need zachs voice to lull me to sleep at night

[@AtomicFlounder42]

You can put candles in the toilet? This game ROCKS

[@Delbur]

they got willem fucking dafoe for an indie game!!?

[@JayTohab]

Strong voice cast, for a "small" game

[@Some_Beach]

I have zero recollection of them playing this

[@crowblues]

It's cool seeing this after Jacob Geller's Time Loop video :o

[@vf1doom497]

So, what complete series do you want to see next? Because every time I was a series of episodes the complete series comes out hours later.

[@VyxentheFox]

So 44 minutes is the true mathematical interpretation of twelve minutes, any questions, class?

[@AtomicFlounder42]

4:50 oh how ironic tomar would say this. Almost as if he knew something those 2 sweet supple boys didn't

[@goofman4332]

ONEYFARTS

[@stormevans6897]

Dude the ending editing, with gunshot

[@Zero254]

I love OneyPlays

[@alfredandersson875]

I’m sad they never did finish it. I know they aren’t completionists but it would’ve saved me from looking up an all endings video each time I rewatch this lmao

[@ape4237]

What do I have to do to get you boy to play, Ancestors the humankind odyssey? It's an ape game about being an ape in the jungle and doing ape things. It's definitely good enough for one video.

[@judestinks]

That game is fun

[@PALACIO254]

Chris would just revert to an ape like state and never return to normal

[@dovahkiin201]

Weird that they got celebrities for this, and even weirder that they signed up for one of the most messed up stories for a game that I can think of.

[@EdgyVidyaGeneral]

17:54 Brave joke from Tomar

[@tontopesao]

elden ring 12 minutes (complete series)

[@o0fb0i150]

28:00 best song of 2022

[@oadeb742]

Time flows upways

[@moneymanofficial]

All 2 episodes??????

[@boygutzz7678]

OMG I KNEW I RECOGNIZED WILLAM DEFOES VOICE

[@felixgutierrez993]

Hey at least it ended on a happy note!

[@terminallyonline280]

hrm wait a minute why are they uploading a video of tomar's apartment

[@Timmerino]

epic

[@nines8449]

You guys should play the longing lol

[@JHoffmannS]

Tomar has a hairy back, he isn't a twink, my perception of life's ruined

[@panzervaughn175]

This game is like Outer Wilds, except instead of space it has emotional damage!

[@epictom3423]

Epic

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

29:02 funny you should say that Lyle, in the context of the game it is illegal lol

[@SIMIFU]

7:03 For funny sleep laugh

[@TenaTheHorsefly101]

My dogs keep barking because of the doorbell. 🤣

[@kemonogirlpfp985]

Fake gamers can't beat the game in 12 minutes, smh my head

[@mr.sterio5047]

“They drew tomar” 🥚

[@ВладШипило-э4к]

Can you please play hypnospace outlaw!!!