Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pitch Meeting

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Twilight: Breaking Dawn (part 1 and 2)!
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The Twilight Saga took the world by storm and became an incredibly successful movie franchise. The “love story” between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan was one for the ages. Maybe. Probably not. Unwilling to give up on some extra cash, Hollywood actually decided to split up the final Twilight book into two movies: Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2.
Both movies raise a lot of questions. Like why was this made into two movies?! Like why didn’t Edward and Bella push their honeymoon back a little? How did Edward get Bella pregnant? Why is everybody so mad about this baby? How is Bella so good at being a newborn vampire? What’s going on with the baby’s face, and why did Jacob immediately fall in love with it? Was the only entertaining scene of this whole franchise really just a vision?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Breaking Dawn! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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[@DPadGamer]

This has to be the closest Screenwriter-Guy has gotten to absolutely breaking Buisness-Man's will to live.

[@TechDragon1]

Yeah, but remember... *money.*

[@DPadGamer]

@@TechDragon1 Oh yeah money, good point.

[@phatmantv]

You know a film series is bad, when PM has to merge 2 of them into one video.

[@johnwing-wessels3214]

Money money money hahaha

[@mattchavis5621]

*Producer Man*😂

[@TheRedCityXFactor]

"And Jacob gets to hook up with the child he helped raise." "Money money money money money money money."

[@hawklegs6940]

A very nice Mr. Krabs impression indeed XD

[@EwetoobSucks]

Well, that DOES seem to be the Pedowood mantra, soooooo ...

[@babufits1584]

@@hawklegs6940 wowowowow, or should I say, akakakakak!

[@sgpro819]

I don't think money can fix that problem

[@pwnorbepwned]

I read this perfectly in time with it playing in the video. Have your 900th like. xD

[@ilyasbasuki3207]

When a movie is so bad, it gives the Producer an existential crisis. _Twice_

[@maximummatt73]

Multiple existential crises are TIGHT

[@roastedchicken9107]

I would like this, but you’re already at 69 likes.

[@AllexandraaaD]

but you know... MONEY!

[@patrickd8654]

To be fair, it was actually two separate movies. You know, because there was a lot going on in that last book.

[@536clams]

Wanting to die is tight

[@yougogirlphinney28]

This might have become my fave pitch meeting because of: “I don’t like that.” “What are we doing here man?”

[@FunZies.]

(>_

[@Dradeeus]

It was so earnest, like Ryan dropped character. XD

[@bookreader1997]

I mean you know that that's somehow worse, right?

[@FreeKentHovind]

2:52, 3:04, 5:53

[@TF2Fan101]

Hey. Yeah? You ever wonder why we’re here?

[@ChipBuddy]

The “I don’t like that” might be the funniest part of any Pitch Meeting I’ve ever seen

[@jasminematilda]

Lol my exact thoughts

[@MAli-sr3rf]

The delivery of that line is amazing.

[@TheMaxMaxTheMax]

Agree

[@maximummatt73]

Not liking things is TIGHT

[@Idofphoenix]

I legitimately think so.

[@mynameisntpatrick1476]

"I dont like that" has to be the most real reaction

[@Bromeliadsss]

“I don’t like that” - Mood ALL 2020

[@legendthorne2085]

Ya sure seem like it broke producer guy for a moment and not even Ryan could joke about it, only joke about how it got okayed because of money but not the scene itself.

[@hag9917]

great acting there, I started feeling miserable at this point as well

[@cleoblackbird2210]

Ikr that was my reaction too but I never watched the actual movie

[@Greendalewitch]

​@@Bromeliadsss Dont worry sir. Its ok. Because if you are watching the presidental election its ok, because Trump is trying to claim victory before the final vote is counted. So we can skip all the mess of counting the votes like in the Iowa fiasco. Thats good right? .... :D

[@Dmans000]

Screen writer guy: "and Jacob gets to hook up with the child he helped raise." Producer guy: 😖 "money, money, money, money..."

[@emilyziskind3276]

Best use of that emoji

[@quintespeed]

Yeah. Accurate depiction of the face people made during that...revelation.

[@neskapro]

Lmao

[@guuglebuugle9079]

I laughed so hard at this video, but this comment had me almost ROFLing That emoji couldn't possibly be used in a better manner!

[@christopherregan1654]

He basically tried to become Mr. Krabs with imagining money.

[@sir_will_iam]

The "Jacob romantically imprinting himself on a baby" plotline was so bad that he went from Studio Guy to just Ryan.

[@nomooon]

until money

[@laurocoman]

Does that happen in the book? What the hell?

[@bangormc3rd562]

That's not good. If the Ryans attain self-awareness, we're all doomed.

[@acehardware2823]

@@laurocoman Yeah, it actually does as long as I remember...

[@stickthelanding4785]

Who the frick wrote this!?

[@SourRobo8364]

Ryan deserves an Oscar for his acting in this one.

[@rylter]

I think you mean Oscar for best photo. Ryan is the guy behind the camera. Those other two are screenwriter guy and producer guy.

[@aziznurashidiq1264]

@@rylter holly syit, how the hell i didn't knows that

[@rylter]

@@aziznurashidiq1264 It's a common misconception. But Ryan actually has like a hundred different actors working for him.

[@kossettereaditte7552]

Acting?

[@bohannonorr7665]

I thought they were all duplicate programs in that simulation but given different personality parameters.

[@soulslikefan6760]

that imprint reaction is perfect. like a solid 10 seconds of disturbed thinking and then: Just....I don't like that.

[@bdletoast09]

How is that even a thing the audience is supposed to consider acceptable? I thought those books were just bad but they're actually disgusting and fucked up.

[@rehemazabibu7493]

@@bdletoast09 right money is TIGHT

[@ehi_ij]

@@rehemazabibu7493 squeezing money is super easy barely an inconvenience

[@god3538]

@@ehi_ij IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

[@genericanalyst]

"I mean you know that thats somehow worse right? You know that."

[@ThingsNStuff114]

Timestamps: 2:37 "I don't like that." 5:41 "What are we doing here, man?"

[@Zaniel8]

MONEY

[@horridhenry8342]

@@Zaniel8 oh right money ya no i love it

[@gautham4602]

2:57

[@kittyunderwood8918]

@@horridhenry8342 yeah yeah yeah

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Thank you.I went back and rewatched. The acting on top of the comedy. I love it.

[@killah_disciple1]

Producer Guy's face and tone when he says, "I don't like that..." is the most re-watchable part.

[@KINGKCA19]

That and "What're we doin here man?" 😂😂😂 I keep replaying both parts

[@BlackWinchester]

But MONEY

[@JennySparkz]

@@KINGKCA19 I suspect Producer Guy may have a litte Mr Crabs DNA in him.

[@buddyfett1341]

Its the new "I dont care" from the Super Mario Bros movie pitch. The pause is what kills me. Drops the producer guy voice.

[@patrickd8654]

I am finding it be on a pretty short list of the most re-watchable parts of the entire Internet.

[@nixthelapin9869]

“Did this movie just get good??” See, know that’s how you know it’s fake.

[@spencer.eccles]

Know know, misspelling things is bad you now Also God won

[@furymonger5395]

Ironically that was the first scene i witnessed when i saw twilight on the television. I was seeing if the cheesy love story thing wad true and that scene came up.

[@aetharius]

@@spencer.eccles God won? did you mean Good one?

[@spencer.eccles]

@@aetharius ye

[@leonardodavi2695]

@Mark Steven Money!

[@Derekivery]

"You know that's some how worse, you know that" Delivered perfectly, like Ryan wasn't acting at all.

[@theveryworstluck1894]

dude i had to pause the video i was laughing so hard at that lmao

[@sebastiansimpson6377]

Lol right dropped character completely

[@artphone610]

I never thought about that but yes it's worse. He's like a brother to her now and one day... ugh!

[@bharatmishra7462]

Seeing producer guy not smiling and depressed was hard.

[@maximummatt73]

Producer guy is TIGHT

[@CorporateG0th]

but money though

[@mongoose9851]

Nah, it was _super easy barely an inconvenience_

[@kangbarret]

2020 even got the producer

[@amyness3452]

@@maximummatt73 You do realise how that sounds, right...?

[@ShadyDoorags]

And Ryan proves he's not just good at writing and being comedic, he actually has range in his acting.

[@adamzielonka9639]

Hey, hello, how do you do

[@patrickd8654]

I think he is a decent writer but an excellent actor. With most of his sketches, the humor is 30 percent writing and 70 percent delivery. The Pitch Meetings in particular are very formulaic, but the performances really sell it.

[@Rebazar]

I wouldn't undersell the writing... the thing that keeps me coming back to these videos isn't just his great delivery, but that the observations are so spot on with what the problems with these movies actually are.

[@Shootingfoul]

Ryan: "acting is super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@BestAnimeFreak]

@@patrickd8654 One can even see his improvements, if you watch one of the earlier ones and look at the newer ones. The delivery of the older ones was more "plain", while the newer ones are more "smug" ... Don't know how to describe it other than that xD

[@midnightflare9879]

My Friend: Oh come on, Twilight isn't that bad! Me: Bruh...it's literally the only movie, where Producer Guy from Screen Rant questions himself. A movie so bad, it made Producer Guy think for a second he's doing something bad.

[@armandotesta2142]

Producer guy questioned himself three times!

[@AlbertoFolres]

"What are we doing here, man?"

[@Basch152]

na he's questioned things many times in the past. he usually just gets over or because money

[@pengwin4595]

@@Basch152 not that much

[@Kelarys]

@@Basch152 he questions the movie, he never questions his life decisions that brought him to that point before. Twilight made him have an existential crisis

[@wd3185]

"...I mean, you know that's somehow worse, right? You know that." Every time someone tries to defend these movies.

[@Vesennia]

"did this movie just get good?" "Nah it was all a vision"

[@plotarmor8017]

"What are we doing here man."

[@clodolcmidnights837]

@@plotarmor8017 …uh-money

[@No-onesgayformoleman]

The funniest thing to me is that it was my exact reaction atthe theater. My wife dragged me to the theaters because she loves these god awful movies, but this one broke my spirit. When the fighting started and the decapitated heads popped up I literally said the same thing "did this movie just get good?" And then the vision part came in and I said the exact same thing "what the hell am I doing here...."

[@who-ny5oe]

@@No-onesgayformoleman Your wife likes the movies? Ok. I have one word for you: D- i - o -r -c- e

[@fullmetaltheorist]

"Did this movie just get good, I think this movie just got good." "But it was all an illusion." **Disappointment** "What are we doing here man."

[@AirQuotes]

Haha I made my bf take me to see this. He got so angry when the fight was fake.

[@Arcessitor]

Money.

[@mohammadtaghavi4782]

"Why are we still here, just to suffer?"

[@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216]

@@AirQuotes I also couldn't believe it when I got a glimpse of it when it was playing on our TV but got so disappointed when it was all a dream. The hope where the entire franchise is saved and is REDEEMed by the last chapter went down the drain.

[@RedditNail]

@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 at least it's better in the movie, in the book there wasn't any fight at all, bella just used her shield and they backed off

[@Avatar2312]

"I think that this movie just turned good!" "It was just a vision, so none of it none of it none of it happened" Anger overshadowed by disappointment and desperation.

[@tarnillanther4477]

Laughed so hard at that part

[@marcusbarksdale516]

This part had me shouting! 🤣

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Executive guy went through the 5 stages of grief over that reveal

[@Kpingree]

This was PERFECT. And exactly how I felt watching the actual movie.

[@YourGirlRalph]

I lost it at "What are we even doing here man?" 🤣🤣

[@joelmayberry6771]

"Ooh so she's got a skeleton in her now? Very spooky" "Yeah, well.. Everybody does" "Can you imagine? Very spooky" Hahaha love that!

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

having skeleton is *TIGHT*

[@sephirothjc]

Made me think of Skeleton Man

[@joshthekingg]

Imagine “💀”

[@christianhardtofind6349]

As he says in a future pitch meeting, "The real skeletons were inside of us the whole time!"

[@WhatDidYouSayToMe]

"Jacob gets to hook up with the child he raised!" "Money-Money-Money-Money...."

[@cdubbau135]

He's like, "Are we gonna kiss right now?" You can just see Business Man's soul leaving his eyes as his faith in humanity evaporates. But then, you know, Money.

[@maximummatt73]

Humanity evaporation is TIGHT

[@johnp2883]

Oh yeah money!!!

[@Noodlemonkey7]

Producer: What are we doin’ here man? Pitch guy: Money.

[@333mirage]

184 likes and no replies?

[@niecysanders4872]

Money money money money

[@AJDC_5]

I will never understand why comments that literally quote a video that people watched seconds ago get so many likes. It's like saying a joke that someone else immediately re-tells but for some reason everyone laughs their ass off.

[@333mirage]

@@AJDC_5 same

[@dancrane3807]

@@AJDC_5 Here's an analogy for you. Say you go to a baseball game with a friend. Takes 3 hours, each side bats nine times, and score ends up 3-0. On the way home you talk about the game with your friend right? Do you talk about the 2.75 hours of boredom, or the 15 minutes when something happened? Same thing here. 6 minute video, you talk about your favorite part of the clip.

[@MikeyGHW]

When he broke around the Jake imprinting stuff I lost it. So freaking accurate.

[@AzureJoems]

I still remember the entire theater's reaction when it was revealed that the entire epic battle was just simply a vision. Many were vocal at their disappointment. And the baby imprinting thing was just wrong on so many levels

[@salleymudd5488]

When this story was written, Groomers weren't yet dominating films and elementary school classrooms as they do today but they were gaining traction.

[@Darbal]

@@salleymudd5488 let me guess, you're homophobic?

[@salleymudd5488]

@@Darbal let me guess, you're pedo?

[@Darbal]

@@salleymudd5488 and that answers my question

[@salleymudd5488]

@@Darbal the fact that I said "groomers" and you automatically assumed I was talking about gay ppl says a lot about you lmao.😂 pot....meet kettle.

[@ceilinh6004]

She has a skeleton inside her? Well, everyone does. True facts.

[@PotrzebieConolly]

That's scary!

[@nale5126]

Can you imagine? Very spooky!

[@pikpikcarrotmon]

The average person has more than one skeleton inside them.

[@thewildcard600]

wait i have to check edit: ouch

[@siborgproductions2422]

Spooky scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine The shrieking skull will shock your soul seal your doom tonight

[@bisexualichigo4227]

“There’s literally no story here” Best way to describe this movie, if not the entire franchise.

[@ilikeham7139]

Ahhahahahahaha

[@fielalmanga]

@@ilikeham7139 JA JA JAJAJA

[@paulmccloud9395]

And it still made over $700 million, and that was just part 1! *facepalm*

[@shirosai615]

I dunno, if you take away all the bullshit and cram a lot of actual writing in there it may make for a good one ore even two movies.

[@Raziel312]

Not even enough for one whole pitch meeting on its own.

[@Conceptcreator]

Ok so I haven't seen these last 2 movies because well... just no... BUT WTF!!!!! wtf with that baby and jacob!! WTF!!! your reaction as in reaction of in.... you... well 1 of you... is pretty much mine!

[@JayJayM57]

they tried to make it less creepy by aging the babby super fast but that just means he is hooking up with some whose age is in the single digits. I don`t know how any one OK that.

[@chrisg5042]

@@JayJayM57 They tried to make it okay by giving Jacob a vision of what she would look like grown up when he first lays eyes on her. I guess that's supposed to make imprinting less creepy?

[@maximummatt73]

Nightmare fuel is TIGHT

[@xoose]

Anyone who can write a story that has a main character's romantic interest inspired by a reverse diaper fetish has either never changed a diaper before, or needs to be separated from their children immediately and sterilised.

[@vullord666]

If the setting was at least a few centuries ago (in which that was a thing and society was okay with it; pretty sure there was a specific name for it in historical japan and other places), I could give it some leeway.... but no. Jacob isn’t even immortal (guessing) so this is a modern teen in a contemporary world doing this. That is not okay.

[@demonkingak1755]

I’ve only recently started watching Pitch Meetings. The breaking of character, the look of disgust like he’s about to throw up while contemplating his life’s decisions, then “you know that’s somehow worse” and the return of the passive aggressive rant was pure gold. But the fact he broke twice in this one pitch meeting was amazing. “What are we doing here man?” And you could feel his pain and disbelief over having to watch these movies. Wonderful stuff man.

[@BlazerV61]

The producer going quiet is probably the best reaction to this movie.

[@unvergebeneid]

*these movies

[@PippiOnePointOh]

Producer Man with fragile hope in his eyes: “DID THIS MOVIE JUST GET GOOD?!?”

[@Dargonhuman]

A friend of mine was watching this movie when I went to visit and when I walked it just got to that part and I was like, "whoa, what movie is this? It looks badass!" She told me it was Twilight just as the reveal that the scene was just a vision and my reaction was exactly Producer Guy's.

[@indigetes]

@@Dargonhuman I had to watch this "movie" and when this whole thing began I was all like "now you have my attention movie!". But then, My Disappointment Was Immeasurable And My Day Was Ruined.

[@Dargonhuman]

@@indigetes That is a perfect use of that meme, bravo!

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@indigetes reviewbrah’s disappointment intensifies

[@maximummatt73]

Good movies are TIGHT

[@percyleung6858]

I was at first disappointed there was only one video. Then I realized: There really was no story to tell so that's why they let it be one video.

[@michaelking4259]

“.......... I don’t like that.” - Ryan George, 2020, summing up how we all felt and somehow still feel.

[@tolathecreator]

The look of disgust and then the "I don't like that" Pure gold 😂 😂 And the "what are we doing man"

[@pr-fe]

Thank you for commenting exactly what I was thinking.

[@kanb2822]

😂😂😂

[@nehemiahpietersen3765]

Braaaaa I died laughing at these exact times🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelparchment1908]

I legitimately think his downcast reactions were the exec’s actual takes when this was pitched. “...What are we doing here?” “MONEY!”

[@raydunakin]

I doubt it. The real movie producers and book publishers are so corrupt they probably didn't even bat an eye.

[@patrickd8654]

The studio bought the rights to the franchise before the fourth book, with it's grooming plotline, was published. I sometimes wonder if they knew what they were getting into.

[@RileyGossett]

-"what are we doing here man" -"saving Screen Rant sir"

[@christopherregan1654]

"Money money money."

[@MoneyGist]

I like how the producer guy keeps pausing to reconsider his life choices... ...then pitch guy reminds him, "Money, money, money"

[@legueu]

This 6 minutes bit had funnier and darker moments than those 2 movies.

[@theunbeatable728]

Those movies were Bullshit retreating after watching em

[@percyleung6858]

Thou shalt not insult thy six minutes by comparing it to garbage.

[@mr.jwashere7549]

Oh my god the jacob and the baby and “i dont like that” segment is probably the hardest i’ve laughed while watching this show🤣

[@actionms8566]

The sheer disbelieve in producer guy's reaction killed me. Propably the funniest thing I've seen in years.

[@juliakay6204]

The emotion Producer Guy demonstrated by hating the imprinting storyline was a redemption ark that was swiftly ended by his love of money. 💴 ❤️

[@danielstermark8752]

I love how he actually turned into - you know a human being at 2.50 - like the rest of us.. but as the rest of us.. money

[@MaleficOverlord]

The emotion that producer guy showed was actually better acting than any scene in the twilight saga

[@sacrilegiousboi]

Hes mr crabs

[@TheCrazyHedgehogLady]

@Simple Truths That is a frighteningly accurate description. 😬

[@Blackvolttage]

@UCDlVSKHsXYd1HDv9hyqKf-Q a orgy in the sewers close to a suposedly dead monster. I mean, who wouldnt?

[@theozlander4629]

"that's, that's somehow worse. You know that, right?" "Yes sir but you're forgetting MONEY!" I can't blame him for forgetting though, remembering money is quite difficult, definitely inconvenient.

[@theozlander4629]

@ yessums?

[@dannik82]

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@theozlander4629]

@@dannik82 r/whoosh

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I was surprised that producer guy was so slow on the uptake about money this episode, he even questioned splitting the movies into two.

[@SavolX]

I gotta say... Ryan reached yet another level of comedy gold.

[@sparky4878]

5:50 the precise moment his heart breaks. Briefly. Because money.

[@thisjustin6529]

I like “Pitch Meetings” more than movies.

[@lordbillaire9638]

The best pitch meeting ever. Ryan's acting is really impressive here.

[@AtrakKarta]

Method acting is TIGHT.

[@corneliussnow3491]

Ryan truly is an impressive actor!

[@rightpa]

I mean, he's no Kristen Stewart but he's pretty good.

[@TheDreamDetective888]

Agreed. Next level.

[@NothingBesideRemains]

Came here to say the exact same. Producer-Guy's pain just kills it.

[@MrEasybreezey]

Searched over a dozen pitch meetings trying to remember which one had the sad "I don't like that" producer moment. It was worth it. This is easily my favorite pitch meeting. The producer becoming forlorn over the endeavor twice is just priceless. "What are we even doing here man?"

[@sue4364]

5:39 I felt the same way

[@gilgamashu1435]

Screenwriter guy: "Then he gets to hook up with the child he helped raised." Producer guy: "Ugh... Money money money money money money money"

[@kanyerahming]

He was forcing himself in the name of money

[@BryanAlexander]

"I don't like that... I mean you know that that's somehow worse... " "But you have to remember: money."

[@johnstriker480]

LOL xD

[@rosewhipple9923]

I literally can't stop watching that part 😂

[@BryanAlexander]

@@rosewhipple9923 "So the wolfman will raise the baby and then sleep with it and then our teenage audience will pay to see it"

[@rosewhipple9923]

@@BryanAlexander My favorite part is just "You.. you realize that makes it worse?" 😂

[@BryanAlexander]

@@rosewhipple9923 Love it.

[@brobro34343]

The look of his face when the baby imprint was brought up 😂. That's got to be one of the funniest moments of Pitch Meeting

[@kylefischer6306]

I am not ashamed to say for the past 3 days I’ve been watching nothing but pitch meetings and this has got to be the best one yet😂

[@No-onesgayformoleman]

All week for me. I discovered this comedy gold mine out of randomness. I clicked on the Dwayne Johnson with big eyes out of morbid curiosity. So glad I did.

[@lizastacy8704]

There’s nothing to be ashamed of. A lot of us do it. 😂

[@matthewloewenstein993]

"What are we doing here man", was the greatest line in any pitch meeting, ever.

[@eurapeon]

I loved the "uh money" line right after it even more :D So bewildered and innocent

[@jpjohnson2339]

ABSOLUELY!!!

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

"Is this like, self-awareness from Producer guy?"

[@jdrmanmusiqking]

Tied with "I dont like that..." Lol the two best lines in PMs' history lawdy. This is by far the funniest pitch meeting and they are freakin perfect already

[@MattBailz]

I rewatched the “I don’t like that” and the following part so many times

[@darth342]

Me too 😂

[@tanyam9853]

Same!

[@erikvinicius5]

Exactly, amazing hahaha

[@MegaYamikani]

Me too😹😹😹sooo many times

[@Pimp482]

2:53

[@nnoflying]

2:45 this is the best moment of all KZbin

[@Domms]

"😣 money money money money" has become my all time favorite Pitch Meeting line. This one line makes this the best Pitch Meeting ever. Ryan deserves a fucken Oscar for this.

[@amai_zing]

Producer guy: *sighs* what’re we doin’, man? Screen writer guy: uh... MONEY.

[@bhmayhem]

*precedes to chant money and trys not think*

[@Whawpenshaw]

"...What are we doing here man..?" -Ryan 2020

[@lifeloverNorris]

Why are we here, just to suffer?

[@iamhknr]

Emm...Money 💰

[@Kristjan_N]

Racing or ping pong? -Sebastian Vettel, 2018

[@greenrangeralex]

@@iamhknr oh yes money

[@user-gt6ds8fz9z]

5:30 I love how casually he says: one of the x-men creates a giant hole in the ground

[@NeoakiraIV]

Lol that got by me

[@jw9565]

This guy needs to be like in actual movies, he is a good actor and really funny.

[@talltroll7092]

... but how would he do the Pitch Meeting for that movie?

[@AzaleaJane]

"Did this movie just get good?!" Best Producer Guy line ever

[@Flipperbw]

That was my exact reaction while watching it

[@ericstorm6582]

you can tell that was Ryan's reaction to watching the movie the first time, and then feeling like he was wasting his time when it was revealed it was just a vision

[@meduimrareberries5888]

It hurt my soul to hear it because I knew where it was going

[@AzaleaJane]

@@meduimrareberries5888 I haven't seen the movie so I had no idea

[@HitcherWitcher11]

I also had the same journey as producer guy through that last fight. Exact same.

[@dtcomic1758]

"What are we doing here man" *"MONEY"*

[@chasehedges6775]

We've GOT to have money. KACHING!

[@funnysonicman]

*hollywood, baby*

[@Darkensun1]

In the distance I'm fairly certain I can hear Dutch yelling "Tahiti Arthur!"

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

@@Darkensun1 One more score Arthur!

[@TinthiaClemant]

2:55 I actually have to stop the video so I could laugh. Great expression, Ryan.

[@That80sGuy1972]

The most entertaining thing about the Pitch Meeting guy is that he plays two people who you would love to punch in the face. I love how he went completely human as the executive pitched to for a moment. That break was not only refreshing but funny as f^ck!

[@lillianpilon8003]

“Suddenly becoming X-men is TIGHT!”

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

I think its the automatic back-up plan for every supernatural movie.

[@mariahowlett625]

That sounded super weird sir

[@rmandy6077]

Seeing Ryan not smile for even 5 seconds really crushed my heart

[@golcy2042]

The “what are we doing here man?” Was by far the best pitch meeting line of all time 😂 these movies really were sooooo bad

[@Shady44575]

It's the depression on his face when he realized the flaws for me😂😂😂

[@SinCity2100]

"I don't like that, You know that is somewhat worse" "We'll do it for money" "Okay, Okay, we'll do it!!"

[@qzbnyv]

Oooh you just full “Wake up Shrek I’m making pancakes!”-ed the quote (-:

[@adabsurdum5905]

@@qzbnyv Dude I have never heard that phrase, but it's making me giggle

[@EricPrductn]

I can’t begin to describe how this is by far my favorite one done. I’ve watched this one way too many times.

[@LaughnCry27]

2:44 that expression 😆

[@aliyuattah1816]

I think this is the first time I’ve seen the Executive guy genuinely disappointed at a script

[@JDillander91]

I could have gone my whole life without having seen that terrifying CGI baby.

[@Mgauge]

Apparently, it was a replacement for an even creepier animatronic baby they were planning to use.

[@allisoncurtis4260]

I don't understand why they couldn't just use an actual baby like most movies do?

[@elenaKS230]

@@allisoncurtis4260 basically because the vampire baby grows too fast they would need multiple kids that all looked extremely similar in order to get shots with her at different ‘ages’ so they were like “yeah that’s too much effort. Bring in the creepy CGI baby”

[@JDillander91]

@@elenaKS230 even so, they still could have use them for the one scene where it WAS a baby.

[@annemarievanpeer120]

If you wanna be truly haunted, search "Chuckesmee" for an even more traumatic experience. It's the dummy they were going to use instead/underneath CGI. It's... BAD.

[@gargamellenoir8460]

Producer guy's reactions were fantastic, I cried laughed watching them! Those were real acting chops!

[@schattentaenzerin]

This is brilliant. I just missed Bellas dad in this. Having an undead daughter and a super fast growing grandchild was super easy barely an inconvenience to him.

[@earthbound8070]

"That cgi baby is gonna haunt people's dreams" Yeah ryan you're the one to talk. I still have nightmares with baby Ryan from the Christmas video.

[@grumpy9721]

Teeth!!!

[@dkisausome]

Ohhh, unintentionally traumatizing nightmare children are tight!

[@yasao_art]

@@grumpy9721 Ah, yes. Teeth. Makes me think of Sonic.

[@dancrane3807]

@@dkisausome Wow, wow, wow...wow.

[@temple-3033]

Thanks for the reminder. -.-

[@thescreenslaver8520]

We gotta give Ryan some award or something he’s a dang good actor. I can feel the disgust in his voice about the imprinting baby and his disappointment of the battle scene.

[@parkswhite]

The look of disgust that settles upon Producer Guy's face as he is told that Jacob imprints upon an infant is priceless. He swallows hard, and his lip turns up as if he is choking down bile. Ryan George did this by himself. He is a tremendous American actor.

[@gruskek]

Ryan has acquired a disturbing amount of Twilight lore knowledge...

[@pmasbarbosa]

The books were bad but the movies were at a totally another freaking level, sheer cringe. The whole imprinting business is basically child grooming with parental consent

[@VuldarLeveL]

From what I understand it's not just parental consent, everyone is absolutely fine with it. Either you agree it's a good thing or you come around to thinking it's a good thing

[@stevenloube6784]

@Ricky Shiffer my question exactly.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@Ricky Shiffer Dracula isn't a bad novel at all lol

[@shirshanyaroy287]

@Ricky Shiffer This is literally the first time I've heard someone say that Bram Stoker's Dracula is bad.

[@abishaipaul2298]

@@shirshanyaroy287 yes a twilight fan would say that

[@TheEqualizer-iw1bz]

“Because she’s/he’s the main character” might just be an ongoing catchphrase.

[@maximummatt73]

Ongoing catchphrases are COOL

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@maximummatt73 Super-breezy. Beardy a coincidence.

[@endelyngrenfell-muir6701]

I’m watching these pitch meetings bit by bit as I’m reading these books and honestly I’m not sure I could get through these books without him. He’s like my twilight therapist. Also the “I don’t like that.” So absolutely correct. Jake imprinting on the baby monster, so weird. I’d say even weirder than Bella being in love with an a hundred year old man. I can’t stop smiling at that line.

[@takudzwachikasha6783]

My favorite part is when he stopped smiling totally and was like "What are we doing man", these guys never stop smiling😂😂😂

[@biggingeryeti]

2:49 that's the exact same face normal people had when hearing about that scene.

[@christophergirardi8145]

Being disappointed with Jacob's grooming a little girl and a fake final fight is TIGHT

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Nope, not gonna touch that one... too bad Jacob didn't agree...

[@kevinsmarts9953]

Easily the funniest Pitch Meeting so far. That has truely made my whole day. Thank you Ryan.

[@caska1313]

the only thing i watch screen rant for is this amazing creative simple relatable and extremely funny content in the form of pitch meetings... who would have guessed this was going to be such a smashing hit with almost what? 300 of these and still going hot getting better with each one. ryan is amazingly good in this goofy self aware (but not really) double role. great job man i applaud you

[@wille5080]

“Did this movie just get GOOD???” That would have been the ultimate twist.

[@ClevelandTerry]

I literally did the same thing when watching the movie with my wife. I screamed at the TV when it was “ all a dream”

[@stevenloube6784]

@@ClevelandTerry but it was a pretty awesome fight scene!

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@stevenloube6784 I liked seeing Aro and Dakota Fanning get what's coming to them.

[@patrickd8654]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Jane was one of my favorite characters -- mainly because she had the good sense to dislike Bella.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@patrickd8654 She was still a psycho bitch though

[@manugheorghe6557]

“What are we doing here man?” “Money” “Oh okay “

[@zoeishahaha]

"And then they did a backflip, snapped the main Volturi guy's neck, and saved the day"

[@cmjon6380]

Wow. Those grounded and serious moments were surprisingly impactful........odd that I’m saying that about these videos as it’s always a chuckle that they’re aiming for. Super impressed by the way you guys approached that awkward Jacob and baby thing. I didn’t expect that as I really figured it would’ve been goofed and such, but ya tackled the awkward wtf nature of it and splendidly.

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

well when they brought up the child sex orgy in It, he was equally disgusted

[@zan917]

“...I don’t like that.” 🤣just the best.

[@discipleofsakura]

Best part. Absolute best moment ever.

[@writingref]

@@discipleofsakura New catch phrase for some movies lol.

[@abbymarie1009]

Can we appreciate the fact that Ryan had to watch these trash movies.

[@RobotHau5]

Its more like we should feel sorry for him.

[@SmashLiXs]

is that a question?

[@mitchellconner6928]

what are you talking about? you don't have to watch the movies to know there's no story. Hell, the spark notes are 2 sentences and that feels a bit long.

[@Cenotaur1]

The writers watched it. Maybe Ryan is not a writer?

[@Smiling_Skull]

And actually pay attention to them...

[@Cheeseanonioncrisps]

"There was a lot going on in the final Harry Potter book tho" Yeah, I know I for one wouldn't have wanted to miss a *second* of the most depressing camping trip in all fiction.

[@phousefilms]

Too bad they didn't have any time to reveal anything about Aberforth and Ariana's backstory with that huge battle scene.

[@SchrijverMarcel]

This is possible the best and most heartbreaking Pitch Meeting so far. Thank you, Twilight!

[@H.Z.C.]

When he said “oh are we gonna kiss right now??”I broke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chaihill1837]

So did Producer Guy

[@jroggs85]

"And so the good vampire does a backflip, snaps the evil vampire's neck, and saves the day." "Really?" "No."

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

subverted tropes are TIGHT! wow wow wow

[@keishawnproctor-vaughn9152]

The silence after the imprint. Very much needed.