Ultimate Twilight Saga Pitch Meeting Compilation

Every Twilight Pitch Meeting in chronological order
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4:41 New Moon
10:43 Eclipse
16:56 Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2
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[@sabudhungana1008]

"she's like a bull. She sees a red flag and runs at it" Nice.

[@Talia.777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@Mugruncher]

I am going to use this phrase in conversation

[@broskibrewer2187]

@@Mugruncher I'll second that

[@byMene]

Pure gold

[@H341HER_CH4NDL3R]

@@broskibrewer2187 I'll third that

[@blablablaa14]

I love the disappointing look after he finds out the great fight was all a vision. His heart was crushed

[@dogouchu4356]

but... good, movie

[@kamenanew9867]

​@@dogouchu4356weeelll

[@mohitverma3970]

​@@dogouchu4356you're a teenage girl

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

no just no, it s garbage like evrything concerning twilight@@dogouchu4356

[@JayGamerShow]

'Oh money, money, money...'😤

[@zonagilreath2107]

The line delivery of "I don't like that" is Oscar worthy

[@MandyGBX]

"These guys seem very manipulative and abusive." "But they're attractive." "Oh, then it's true love."

[@nra3zehuti781]

Romance stories in a nutshell

[@TheSuperSaiyan4Gamer]

@@nra3zehuti781 Real life in a nutshell, most of the time lol

[@jacknapier8201]

That fanfic took that lesson to heart.

[@henrikguemoes1003]

you just described the entire franchise

[@briarmario9463]

You all prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a way to log back into an Instagram account? I somehow forgot the password. I appreciate any tricks you can offer me.

[@bb-ih9hg]

I have never laughed as hard during a Pitch Meeting as I have at: "And then he sees the baby and he's like, 'oOooOoOoOOOoo... Are we gonna kiss right now?' 😏" "................😐 I... I don't... like that..."

[@squitobite2617]

But you have to remember....... Money👁️👄👁️

[@janusinitiative3520]

He said " friend/ brother/ protector " in his vision thing though...

[@emp9413]

Lol I died

[@lynxgamerlife]

Me too

[@soulstealer5625]

@@janusinitiative3520 uh huh. Definitely not grooming...

[@karloz2722]

You gotta admire Ryan's acting skills here. That face at the Jacob imprinting on the baby revelation and the disappointment when he realizes none of the cool stuff really happened is absolutely amazing.

[@evananderson1455]

I don't think he was acting in either case, I'm pretty sure those were his genuine feelings lol

[@thatonedude]

​@@evananderson1455nah, that's just how good his acting is. *Kidding obvi*

[@multiverserift]

"What are we doing here, man?" is one of the best emotional pay-off lines in Pitch Meeting history.

[@hansolo235]

“Money.”

[@Wolffman109]

@@hansolo235Oh, money! I like money!

[@sidearmsalpha]

Money always brings him back to reality.

[@bronastine3802]

The whole Twilight movie series in a nutshell : A teenage girl decides whether she's gonna shag a corpse or a dog

[@ghostturtle5516]

Lmao

[@feruser2489]

Shagging corps is tight!!:D Oh ..omg why did I say that? D:

[@QueekHeadtaker]

Can't find a bettter mannnn! (Pearljam)

[@tonihandoko9706]

Why not both? I mean, they are differ each other right? Talking about experiences, the wider is the better.

[@ghostturtle5516]

@@tonihandoko9706 this is the most horrific thing I’ve ever read

[@PatrickChannonInPost]

I will never not love the line that completely breaks the exec "...what are we doing here, man?"

[@bowdennthani732]

He was broken

[@cyfr88]

his face when the camera panned back and he said this line lmfao. I laughed so hard.

[@Sonichero151]

It was twilight that broke the executive....... That seems almost fitting

[@viveklama9968]

@@Sonichero151 but we doing money here..man

[@KanohiVahi]

I don't think I have ever seen him that broken before... Speaks volumes about the quality of the twilight movies lol

[@j0k1g]

"You know thats somehow worse, right..?" So good.

[@SomeGuy-rc2lc]

"well, when you put it that way I hate it to my very core" is one of my favorite lines ever.

[@KierraHannon]

Seeing executive producer guy die a little inside because of the wolfie-baby romance is TIGHT

[@tonytip5871]

😁😁😁😁😁😄

[@mashedpotetoo]

:) :) :) :) :) :)

[@logandh2]

You saying “wolfie” instead of just wolf somehow made it 100x worse

[@KierraHannon]

@@logandh2 🤣

[@Arnell_Long]

@@logandh2 Agreed lol.

[@NYWallCrawler]

One sentence that sums up the entire twilight saga: "Kinda like Romeo and Juliet except, y'know, just awful."

[@notaccessible3741]

Romeo and Juliet also sucked, so yeah fair enough.

[@moisesarmando3156]

@@notaccessible3741 so edgy

[@rev0568]

@@moisesarmando3156 To be fair, I also personally didn't like Romeo and Juliet, but I think I just don't like great romances. Plus, I read it, didn't see a properly done play or anything, and I was not a fan of slogging through that. The movie I was forced to watch was only marginally better.

[@John.Not-Jack.Daniels]

@@moisesarmando3156 Ugh. For f***'s sake, stop it with the "edgy" crap. Conforming to the opinion of the ill-informed masses isn't something to be proud of. Romeo and Juliet pales in comparison to works like MacBeth, Hamlet, or Henry V.

[@ashtasheran6970]

@@rev0568 it's a romance until the middle of third act then it's tragedy time but yeah that's one of the weakest of shakespeare's plays

[@camillacoelhonettoziliotto]

''whats her personality'' ''oh no, that doesnt apply here''

[@rise4811]

“I don’t know. But anyway,” twice in a row in the second movie. 😂😂 Gets me every time.

[@josephmariostalinlinguinit8727]

"So none of it really happened" long pause... "What are we doin here man" "Money" "Oh yeah money!!!"

[@MrSkrilla316]

Of all the magnificent lines in on this channel, none made me laugh more than this.

[@stupidandboot4507]

@@MrSkrilla316 I thought the 500 gallons of blood line from the Freddy Kruger one was the best

[@charleneWL]

😂

[@andrzoo3]

Money money 🤑

[@MwauraXavier]

"She has a skeleton inside of her?" "I mean, everybody does" "Can you imagine, very spooky"

[@eileensnow6153]

Technically she had two inside her at the time

[@hadley_mcdonald]

That was the best part

[@MemberWhen]

I love the subtle callback that producer guy finds skeletons to be the scariest thing ever

[@laughingbeast4481]

Bradbury wibes.

[@itnotmeitu3896]

@@eileensnow6153hahah thats so scary, you should write creepy pastas man

[@davids.688]

"Romantic puking is tight!" Can't ... stop ... binging ...the.. pitch...meetings...

[@dandychiggins7240]

I can't believe he had to watch all that garbage in order to create this master piece for us, what a hero 🥺🤧

[@grammernotzi]

I tried to watch Twilight but only got 20 minutes in before I had to turn off that dumpster fire.

[@user-qx1om2wj1h]

I could barely handle the first one, I'm amazed he managed to watch all of them.

[@williamroberts6803]

The books were good except for number two because of Jacob.

[@Clara1717]

@@williamroberts6803 yep

[@robertrowley4929]

Somebody give him a Purple Heart 💜

[@james-robertc.f.9942]

"I'm a writer" "I guess you KINDA are"

[@felixbache5369]

genuinely made me lol

[@Undergroundtec]

Well to be fair things WERE in fact written. Quality notwithstanding.

[@S4ns]

Yeah, I mean, letters were put in an order that technically made words.

[@paddymills]

So I have this idea for a movie about bestiality and necrophilia

[@androssteague]

His reaction to the Jacob and baby romance is everything.

[@IanCaine4728]

19:49 "I don't like that" 😆

[@ChezzaOuttaNowhere]

I laughed quite hard at the sincerity of that.

[@luisdlcz]

It's almost as if he broke character while staying in character. Absolutely genious.

[@karlozen8681]

22:44 i love that switch he does

[@palvinjit]

But you have to, you have to remember. What? Money. Oh okay money!

[@ShrimplyPibblesJr]

“That actually sounds like a whole lot interesting of a movie than the one we’re making.” That got me

[@ppunion]

The funniest parts of this was Money Guys reaction to the Jacob/Baby romance and his reaction when the fight turns out to be a vision... The absolute dismay is just the funniest thing ever. And I love, love, LOVE that the cure is just the word MONEY. :D

[@oliverford5367]

Ryan really doesn't like these movies he struggled to keep character

[@myaburley8949]

"I am vibing with this fetus."

[@booker9879]

I will smash that...

[@dandx67895]

Explain why he almost puked when first seeing her. He probably imagined it

[@DaimonAnimations]

I want a t-shirt for that! xD

[@booker9879]

@@DaimonAnimations made from the after birth

[@guestimator121]

"Welcome to our list" - The FBI

[@CMinorOp67]

“I don’t like that...” “Oh, don’t worry sir...it’s not weird at all, because Jacob is going to help raise the child before getting romantically involved with it.” Never has a pitch meeting made me laugh harder.

[@mickey3017]

I've laughed crazy hard at all this

[@bruceschweitzer]

Shakes my head “What are doing here man” Well Money

[@619Gotenks]

@@tonyacosta4574 down boy

[@tonyacosta4574]

@@619Gotenks I kneel to nobody

[@LittaDNB]

The thirst is sooooo cringe 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@mysticmarbles]

I like how none of it is an exaggeration or a lie and describing it just sounds insane.

[@joshg.6315]

Props to Pattinson for getting his money for being in this dreck and still managing to salvage his career.

[@Tripp393]

Aside from the first twilight he hasn’t been actually good in anything else.

[@mitoo4880]

@@Tripp393 uuuuuuhmmm..... Ever seen The Lighthouse ?

[@Tripp393]

@@mitoo4880 MEDIOCRE

[@mitoo4880]

@@Tripp393 I guess that's just your opinion, man

[@gwenbathory6656]

His interviews where he goes after the story is hilarious.

[@ThreeRunHomer]

“Stares at her like he pooped his pants” is a great line.

[@youngguywastinghislife2084]

Staring at her like he pooped his pants is Tight

[@michalus09]

It's a brown line.

[@TY-up1xp]

I'd bet real money it was in the original script.

[@Jesse__H]

And so they fall madly in love. Because of the poop stares and the meanness.

[@jrw1913]

It's my favorite part of the whole thing

[@Gyattt0123]

When you really break it down like this you realise that twilight egged on an entire generation of preteens to stay in abusive relationships because they thought it was love

[@johngr1747]

This kind of makes sense. The role models presented by the media do play a role in people's lives, wether they are fiction or not.

[@tombradydid9114]

Nah women already think like that.

[@sarahmeyers1773]

Nah, we only agreed to stay in abusive relationships with VAMPIRES for love. Everyone else blows.

[@tombradydid9114]

@@sarahmeyers1773 I'm a vampire, can I abuse you?

[@sarahmeyers1773]

@@tombradydid9114 sure. We’ll meet up later but only if you promise to turn me too. And I want a snazzy little house in the Washington woods please. And my own honeymoon island.

[@artvandelay2912]

I never understood how Jasper is the youngest of the Cullen clan. The civil war happened like 150 years ago during this movie. But previously it was said that Edward is only like 109

[@stenzel27]

"I'm gonna need ya to stop thinking about things."

[@daylight3325]

@@stenzel27not thinking about things is tight!

[@bobbijoward955]

I think it has something to do with him being the last to become part of the Cullen family. It’s been years since I read the books though.

[@numba69bill]

I had this question, too! I asked my wife, and she said that he was turned by someone else. He ended up joining the Cullen's when he meets Alice, and that is when he becomes a vegetarian vampire.

[@grantlogan9207]

Youngest of the Cullens is in regards to being "vegetarian" and joining the clan. not necessarily when they were turned.

[@Robertz1986]

13:30 "That actually sounds like a whole lot more interesting of a movie than the one we're making".

[@m.c.martin]

“I’m not loving this concept so far.” “The books sold millions of copies to brand loyal preteens with disposable income.” “I gotta say, I’m loving this concept so far.” 😂 Money does it every time

[@v4vndta911]

Your comment has 666 likes right now. I have a screenshot.

[@m.c.martin]

@@v4vndta911 You’re the first comment too 😳

[@ir3akh4v0c]

Money money money money money

[@michaelryan6342]

I do love money purposes!

[@conniethesconnie]

Because money. Strange but that is the best explanation for why any of Twilight exists.

[@desperadobazuka2527]

“What are we doing here man?” Is my favorite 🤣😂

[@prestigev6131]

MONEY 💰

[@Eggette]

Why does he keep forgetting that money exist when something bad happens

[@dfailsthemost]

The best moment in any pitch meeting

[@ga5_ma5k32]

Money

[@catyfaurie9446]

I need it as a gif

[@rafibrown2112]

Never actually watched Twilight but Ryans summary is all anyone really needs to know about a movie

[@christinaconnery9419]

I love "our hands are tied" since 50 Shades came from the fan-fic version twilight.

[@allenosborn3599]

Close your eyes and repeat "money money money money" The motto of Hollywood.

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

ohhh money is TIGHT

[@paulstephens2861]

@@godemperorofmankind3.091 are you having money problems?

[@gracethegiraffe27]

Making money is easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@barriolimbas]

@@gracethegiraffe27 Oh really!

[@willy-johndejager6810]

well, you are not wrong.

[@kekoa3286]

The Jacob & the baby part. "I don't like that" "Oh don't worry sir, it's not weird at all, because Jacob is going to help raise the child before getting romantically involved with it." "*Sigh*....I mean you know that's somehow worse right?" Absolutely lost it.

[@braxtonlee1682]

They should've just let the man stay single😔then the world wouldn't have to suffer

[@loremipsum980]

@@braxtonlee1682 Obviously, the author of Twilight didn't want to waste her "perfect hot alpha male bad boy muscular werewolf love interest" so she HAD to give him to her self-insert protag's child :v

[@andrepintodude]

I listen to this while working and I just laugh my head off so loud here that I had to stop

[@naran_naran]

Errol Musk has entered the chat.

[@ZeroX7649]

@@andrepintodude We finally broke him

[@The_Daveney]

The ‘I don’t like that….’ reaction is so well done! 😄👏🏻

[@JediJuniper92]

Anytime I need to feel better I come watch the Twilight Pitch Meetings and I’m immediately happier.

[@CPX723]

Watching the Ultimate Pitch Meetings is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@lincoln1019]

Wowowowow that’s tight!

[@237schibe_]

Oh Really?

[@berengustav7714]

"What if you actually made a new Pitch Meeting, instead of being unoriginal?" "I need you to get all the way off my back."

[@ichiromaeda7022]

@@berengustav7714 "Let me get all the way off that thing!"

[@Samiley_Llys]

Thats tight

[@samsonpham4764]

“Let’s just say he likes to spend lots of time with other shirtless guys in the wood” “I see what is going on there” “He’s a werewolf” “ oh I was way off!” I laughed really hard

[@sibisankar1690]

His expression saying yeah yeah yeah got me dead lmao

[@kellnola]

This made me wonder about the whole werewolf myth ... was it always just guys cruising in the woods? "I'm naked because werewolfing ripped all my clothes" haha right!

[@liamnehren1054]

@@kellnola sadly it comes from heinous serial killers, raping(sometimes) their victims before ripping them apart... the earliest one I heard about, 14th century I think it was, was a southern French man who liked wearing the skin of a wolf while doing it, one of his victims got away and said she was attacked by a wolf and he also claimed that the skin let him turn into a wolf. Think the wolf of snow hollow mixed with it being real and a little more rape.

[@flyingdutchman2442]

@@liamnehren1054 I wish we had more information on these killers.

[@liamnehren1054]

@@flyingdutchman2442 Now if you wanted to know about the idea that the earlier ones could transform into wolves, that's where it gets very fragmented. You might want to look into "Lupercalia" and the founders of Rome. There were some religions (I view most cults the same as Christianity) who existed for at least a few hundred years (hence not really a cult in the modern sense) who believed they could turn into wolves using a rite at the full moon. I only know snippets about them since it was mentioned in a documentary about the history of werewolves that I saw years ago, the same one where they talked about that French serial killer.

[@terpsidance.]

The most unrealistic thing about these pitch meetings is how the executive producer is so uncomfortable with old men grooming/dating young girls.

[@AhsimNreiziev]

I mean, you do know there are more Executive Producers in Hollywood than just Harvey Weinstein, right?

[@terpsidance.]

@@AhsimNreiziev There are, but most of the men are still very comfortable with putting an older man with a much younger woman and calling it romantic.

[@ninjaked1265]

@@terpsidance. but an adult imprinting on a baby is what is making the producer uncomfortable here. A baby isn’t a young woman

[@terpsidance.]

@@ninjaked1265 Well he was also uncomfortable with Bella being so much younger than Edward too, and certainly I can't deny I'm speaking from personal bias alone here, but I wouldn't put it past some Hollywood producers to find falling in love with a baby and then waiting till she's grown to be romantic.

[@zzevonplant]

I mean, the producer would probably actually be uncomfortable with that - but only because they know the audience will be horrified (well, except in this movie, evidently, teenagers aren't known for their great recognition of what is and isn't creepy, but whatever) and it might mess with their profit margin. But yeah, off screen the producer *is* the creepy old guy and is using the movies to groom kids. Just fantastic. This is why we don't have TV at my house lol.

[@srvfan17]

"And then Jacob pops his shirt off to help, y'know, like a normal person" Help that's literally the best line

[@GreasyBeasty]

I love businessman's disappointment everytime the story took an even shittier turn.

[@Clickbait86]

Producer*

[@byMene]

Producer guy*

[@uVueD2b]

... but his interest is rejuvenated when screenwriter guy mentions money.

[@shintruth2716]

@@uVueD2b MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!

[@goosewayne40]

Producer

[@MB-gb5pv]

The last little bit of sanity left in the producer guy as he contemplates life after hearing shocking and unimaginably horrific pitches is what gets me every time.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I think how sad he looked after the dream sequence just made my day.

[@Caz1242]

"She's going to be so sad she's basically going to be comatose and expressionless" "More than usual?" "More than usual" 😂😂😂

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

This kid that’s on my archery team and I were having a debate about if Harry Potter or Twilight was better and she said “The Harry Potter characters are boring” I replied with; “At least my characters have a shred of personality and a real reason to protect the main character” I just heard “Ooooooooh…” from all around the room.

[@YuzuruRentarou]

@@WarmBreadBearBuddy r/thathappened

[@renge5589]

@@YuzuruRentarou hey it could be

[@hazukichanx408]

Loved that bit^^

[@Misophor]

"Is it going to be difficult to meet the income quota for Screenrant's Investors?" "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?' "Yeah we'll just release another Pitch Meeting compilation." "Oh, putting our entire channel's future on Ryan George's back is TIGHT."

[@Mbg.2007]

Hey well how about you get wayyyy off my back

[@amanahmed9550]

@@Mbg.2007 OH OKAY LET ME GET OFF OF THAT THING REAL QUICK

[@wij2012Gaming]

Wow wow wow wow

[@BigGrantyTheShanty]

Did this movie just get good!?

[@razieljay1713]

Wow of to a great start in the meeting your quota for the "Screenrant income Pitch Meeting"

[@azzaazman4257]

I rewatched this countless times cause it will never not be hilarious.

[@anvos658]

Find the HISHEs for Twilight, better, but this is still good.

[@klas666]

​@@anvos658, HISHE is nowhere near PMs in every way imaginable.

[@droobgaming6451]

"Sparkly-Badboys" - I lost it. Thanks!

[@Einari1983]

In conclusion: this pitch meeting has a more compelling story than the Twilight movies.

[@belamras]

Dude this pitch meeting is so good it make me feel glad they made the movies :D

[@Einari1983]

@@belamras Well said 👍

[@oliverford5367]

If they compressed the five movies to two, or even one, you'd have an alright story. Bella meets Edward, finds out he's a vampire, Volturi get pissed at him and he runs off. Bella depressed, Jacob helps her out, Edward comes back, they tell the Volturi to f-off and live happily ever after. Good be done in 2.5 hours

[@ellieb.e.868]

@@oliverford5367 but… money?! 💰💰💰 Gotta buy Canada.

[@007dalal]

It was super easy barely and inconvenience

[@geekbyhart2189]

Oh man, when he breaks character to address Jacob’s imprinting , that was one the funniest moments ever in Pitch Meetings!!!

[@MrBiggles53]

I also had McFeels.

[@davids736]

@@ichijofestival2576 Clearly....try Tom and Jerry or the The Three Stooges.....

[@kittyunderwood8918]

@@ichijofestival2576 k

[@Darkagedd]

@@davids736 Don't you dare to diss Tom and Jerry.

[@Zeuts85]

@@davids736 I don't think Tom and Jerry or the Three Stooges can cure clinical depression... Might wanna try some drugs instead.

[@pseudonymous6921]

his face after saying "im a writer" LMAO 5:25

[@jackinabackpack7599]

This entire series is an absolute goldmine and I'm so happy I've found it

[@fatkidz87]

You mean twilight or Pitch meeting 🤣

[@silhouettefades]

​@@fatkidz87only pitch meeting is the right answer in this situation.

[@justineharper3346]

“It’s called Eclipse” “That’s something no rational person would ever stare at” 😂😂🤣☠️ Love the burn 🔥

[@johngr1747]

More like literal humor imo.

[@empty3280]

The burn as the roast or the burn as the thing that happens to your eyes after looking at an eclipse?

[@kellnola]

this is just full of clumsy crap like that ... also the full moon opening of "New Moon"

[@chrissy.v]

Hah nice play of words

[@bootscatsbootscatsboots]

Trump burn FTW

[@UncleBashface1]

"Turn me into a Vampire you coward." possibly the best line

[@haku8135]

What about "I'm going to show you my naked body" "Alright, do it. Do it you coward, i dare you"

[@veda7279]

22:50 those sad expressions got me good 🤣🤣🤣

[@anvos658]

Listening to this, does make you realize how much more sense Twilight would make if Bella was in college (returning to her birth state) and the Cullen "children" were pretending to be college students, and she was initially just meeting up with child hood friends, after she'd left when her parent's divorced and was only back for the occasional holiday while growing up.

[@williamrosenbloom215]

But then it would have been harder for middle school girls to identify with her

[@jemmellpyron2527]

Nah nah nah. Gotta have that high school setting. Hollywood says college setting is only for adults.

[@carolinacuchacovich]

Nothing from Twilight have any sense

[@Rex_Nichts]

It wouldn't make sense for money purposes

[@pap-fr]

Why would this make more sense

[@abucket3222]

The fact that Robbert Patton hates Edward more than any other person is funny to me

[@technomage6736]

Considering he surely made tons of money and fame from the character, he shouldn't hate it THAT much.

[@stefanolozardo9711]

@@technomage6736 Its not about fame or money, its that it tainted his carrer by that role with him always being known as the Twilighht guy.

[@oncerand_directioner]

That's what got me into actually liking him as an actor and it's one of my favorite aspects of Robert

[@KaiKrimson56]

@@oncerand_directioner Me too. I also thought it was interesting when I read an interview for Variety to make sure he really was gonna play Batman that pretended to be drunk for Water for Elephants and had to actually get drunk for a scene in The Lighthouse.

[@Flaris]

@@stefanolozardo9711 Considering how well his role as Batman ends up doing...yeah, I really don't think he should hate it that much. Made him a lot of money, got a lot of fame, and his career still ended up just fine. Just a bit of suffering for mostly a win.

[@vatoloco1528]

Best part 😆 "... and Jacob gets to hook up with the child that he raised." "Money, money, money, money." 😑😑

[@animesloversunited9069]

he wanted to distract himself 😂

[@lealta1481]

@@animesloversunited9069 he needed to. Lol

[@madeegaindraws]

the reaction to the baby thing (before the money) felt so real... like it looks like his genuine reaction to someone telling him for the first time

[@alexisf5006]

As someone who was just…in love with this book series as a teen and stuck by the films even though they were terrible…I thoroughly enjoyed this roast!! You bring up many good points that are just yada yada’d away. Good stuff, funny 😆

[@aubreycarter7624]

The number of times they said "Because she's the main character" and "It's actually really easy. Barely an inconvenience!" has me wheezing!🤣

[@kellnola]

yeah these things are so deeply and fundamentally ... just illiterate

[@Formalec]

Hilarious almost everytime. Love it.

[@reinrose82]

If they don’t have a t-shirt line they need one

[@danielwilliams7562]

I prefer the reason he justifies anything with "money" as the best part. The concerning thing is how often it gets used

[@IlHansenIl]

They say barely an inconvenience once in every movie review. You're gonna be wheezing a lot.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"The movie's gonna follow this girl, Bella Swan..." "And what's she like?" "What do you mean?" Yep.... that pretty much sums up Bella Swan.

[@kellnola]

Although Matrix was a good movie, and this was not, Neo is the same thing for nerdy dudes (for exceedingly bland people to imprint on)

[@broskibrewer2187]

@@kellnola 10 year old me feels attacked but is too self aware to say you're wrong

[@denisruzicka1606]

@@kellnola Jesus, you are so right. If I look back I can't even find the reason why was Trinity interested in him and even more, love him. Dude is just confused for 3/4 of the first movie and the rest is the rescue mission. I wonder if he was purposely written so blant so that all the teenagers can "transpose" themself onto him or if it was because writers wanted to focus on the World and Matrix.

[@kellnola]

@@denisruzicka1606 Yeah, I do realize people can fall in love on looks alone (in fact it usually is just that) but give me something, eh? Sheesh!

[@rudraksh5692]

@@kellnola the concept 9f matrix far exceeded it's flaws

[@SilentSpeak]

The amount of value this pitch meeting has compared to the actual movies is just... Just mmmm .... Just so much more. It really can't be overstated how much better it is to watch these movies as pitch meetings

[@jacobhoffman9657]

This is my absolute favorite of the Pitch Meetings. It just brings me so much enjoyment.

[@imnotsus6487]

The end was so spectacular... "And that wolf is gonna go with the baby-" "Money, money, money-"

[@rebeccagibson3145]

"I am vibing with that fetus, that's my girl right there" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aztn19]

.........I...I don’t.....like that.

[@ninaelizabethdewitt]

"Oh oh oh omg" that recation on his face when he heard that hahha

[@apersonthatsucksatnames1133]

You really gotta wonder why they explained deeply how imprinting is solidly choosing the person you love and want to be with forever and then they just be like "woah that baby.... *i think im imprinting* "

[@rainmanslim4611]

Oh, oh my god

[@aaronwalcott513]

7:51 the technicalities of werewolf junk, and Producer Guy getting alllll the way off Script Guy's back 😂LIke Jacob's shirt

[@DavidDrouant]

I worked at Hot Topic during this time,and my soul is damaged from me having to hype it up

[@azarmi6554]

"Pooped his pants and wondering if she noticed", I'm dead.

[@kennydyegaming9607]

“Wondering”

[@7thwardserpent83]

RPI

[@persgodiva]

The way we all agree Rosalie's entire backstory would've made way more of an interesting movie

[@lyzziekelly]

it would've been awesome to have movies for everyone's back stories.....but no.....nothing 🙄

[@alegomanYTPs]

but it's still in the twilight universe :P

[@joshuakarr-BibleMan]

Because she's one of the vampires, sir, I'm almost sure of it!

[@Mopark25]

@@Chicxulubs it's a GREAT movie

[@williamroberts6803]

How about between each movie they make the backstory one character at a time. Alternate book movie ,backstory movie, backstory movie.

[@adammada511]

18:57 Lost it at the spooky skeleton reference hahahahah, too funny.

[@michaelryan6342]

Just rewatching this. I think this was the first pitch meeting I ever saw you not smile in and that makes me laugh even harder.

[@aeweljrnold]

We gotta appreciate that he actually watched and suffered through all the movies to make this.

[@pruray]

Public service.

[@jecapeca]

I can imagine him sitting in cinema and from time to time repeating to himself with eyes closed: "Money, money, money, money... " while watching saga of nonsense and stupidity! 😂

[@Levi_is_Smol]

I even read the books bach when I was a teenager. I read everything back then. They were kind okay, tho. Well written, so it wasn't that bad.

[@whatevergoesforme5129]

@@Levi_is_Smol I disagree. I read Twilight because of the hype and the author can't describe action very well. She also lacks good characterization and I was surprised the movie actually followed the same tone instead of improving on the weaknesses of the book. They could have made the movie a lot better by deviating like what happened to other books turned into movies. But then I read Twilight not as a teen so I could see the flaws at once.

[@RobG001]

Also I feel his pain, I had to take my daughter and her friend to see everyone of these films, it was hell, Only one worse was something called Pokemon, I had no freaking idea then what it was about, nor do I now. Ugh. :)

[@formerevolutionist]

19:41-20:07 The closest a movie executive has ever come to having a moral conscience.

[@nazarasaid8645]

Yep

[@Heath.houston]

"... ... I don't like that." Single best reaction in the entire Pitch Meetings series.🤣 Edit: I stand corrected - "... ... What are we doing here, man?"

[@RobG001]

I think this is the finest Pitch Meeting Rayan has ever done, Nails everything about Twilight. Fantastic work Ryan.

[@dashx1103]

One of the best for sure. Up there with Home Sweet Home Alone, The Polar Express, Star Wars Holiday Special ... a few others.

[@whispersmith]

Cats is also great

[@misseli1]

The movie is titled "New Moon" so it opens with a shot of a full moon

[@2Scribble]

i'M A wR1TeR!!!!

[@BarelloSmith]

Yeah well, if it actually opened with a shot of a new moon it would basically be a black screen. xD

[@misseli1]

@@BarelloSmith A very good point

[@misseli1]

I just realized he doesn't explicitly say "full" moon, but if the moon is shown at all it means it's not a New Moon

[@zbnmth]

@@BarelloSmith more likely, a blue screen

[@stuffedpotato9826]

If jasper is so affected by the smell of blood then shouldn't he be literally going crazy around all the high-school teen girls on their monthlies🤔😅

[@sarahmeyers1773]

Lol, never occurred to me 🤣 you’re right! They did say Bella was especially delicious though 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@lilithlaney1759]

Period "blood" is mostly uterine wall lining and mucus, but just that tiny drop of finger blood was enough to make him attack so yeah technically periods should affect vampires huh I never thought of that xD

[@nra3zehuti781]

@@lilithlaney1759 bruh ,I thought girl's periods were disgusting before... after your definition they officially became the grossest thing in existence

[@zanecoutts9986]

@@nra3zehuti781 it gets easier in high school

[@Chreezera]

@@nra3zehuti781 yeah we kinda disgusting, stay away from us kid. We definitely chose it for ourselves

[@jordanjenkins1671]

19:39 - 20:03 The most sober I've ever seen the screenwriter XD XD XD

[@wompingwizard8694]

19:34 - The long awkward silence got me so good!

[@siimtokke3461]

"Which one was she again?" "She is one of the vampires. I'm almost sure of it"

[@user-N20]

Fun fact: If you whisper "money" in a producer's ear a few times while you're reading them a potential script, your chance of being accepted goes up by 80%

[@elijahaitaok8624]

So if I’m sending a producer a script I’m writing the word “money” on ever corner of each page

[@mactony4]

@@elijahaitaok8624 Or do like James Cameron for the Aliens movie, he just put Alien$ and they accepted it .

[@thomashughes8800]

brilliant. just perfect man. when the last movie pitch started … i laughed non stop until the “money money money” line . i mean real uncontrolled laugh. i laughed the whole time but that part … omg

[@Julia-lk8jn]

I just love how these two guys get over their sudden moments of humanity ("Uhhh, raising her? You realize that makes it worse?") the moment the magical words are invoked ... . . . "But, Sir, you have to remember ... money."

[@baconman5044]

"So the wolf man will raise the baby then sleep With the it and our teenage audience will pay to come see this" killed me

[@Shuizid]

So they keep killing Vampires by ripping their heads off, but when Edward wants to die, he has to go to Venice or something? Exactly. Amazing!

[@oncerand_directioner]

Well Edward is one of the main characters so clearly he's also special

[@Shuizid]

@@oncerand_directioner Oh being special because you are a main character is tight!

[@neverdavenever]

That would've been super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@danieliusarceris7514]

I don't remember the movies at all but from the whole vampire fiction: vampires of the same clan can't hurt(or kill) each other, so he needs to go to another clan and ask them to kill him. Well don't quote me on that, but in several vampire stories I read this seems to be a recurring theme.

[@SeanLaMontagne]

If they had just swap the dialogue of the end of the second movie, and had Jacob ask her to marry him first, and then have Bella ask him to turn her, it would have actually been a pretty good Cliffhanger ending

[@karlesmcquade2863]

I love at 19:46 how the producer has got simply nothing left.

[@SuperSteve180]

"He helps raise her before they hook up." I believe there's a word for that that rhymes with wild shrooming.

[@seantds619]

Mild broom please? I know what you're really talking about

[@MrBubba19692]

I thought it would be hard to guess that but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ineshomemcardoso5762]

A normal kid blooming? 🤔 Just me?... well that's a revelation... Retrospective evaluations of pedophilic acts are TIGHT!

[@sweetsandcharades8383]

I have spent too much time on tvtropes. I was like “wife husbandry” doesn’t rhyme on- ahh right.

[@marcosagustinferreyra9929]

Not a native speaker. Mind telling me which word that is? (not joking)

[@aldercyng7287]

Ryan is so good with facial expression. When he looked disappointed I actually can feel and see that on his face

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Ya know, because everyone dies inside when they really think about Twilight too much.

[@AuthorJakeAStrife]

Ikr?

[@jsjp822]

You wanna see him be disappointed, you should watch The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

[@gendoruwo6322]

ah yes, but MONEY! money always perk him up again.

[@evangelinewood3325]

That's called acting.

[@bigsensei9366]

This is one of the best pitch meeting cuz we can see Ryan acting range from broken/sad to instanlly hype and ecstatic

[@kingkev6338]

“I’m a writer!!” Lmao that was fantastic😂😂😂

[@LMNtaLXicon]

First time watching the Twilight Pitch Meetings, and watching Producer Guy BREAK during the Breaking Dawn pitch had me dying.

[@artuc20]

He died a little inside. In an instant, he questioned every choice he made so far in his life and cursed to his fate... then remembered money.

[@coltonbates629]

@@artuc20 Ryan's a great actor.

[@KanohiVahi]

@@coltonbates629 No kidding, he does these roles in such a hilarious way. That's why it keeps working and being fun even if it's kinda the same concept every time

[@GIO77ification]

"You have to know that somehow worse, right?" Dude has the lyrics.

[@zhipingchen8128]

uhhhhhhh how that aint lyrics??

[@banelemkhabela3229]

Gorge Gonzales I subscribed to ur channel so please upload new content

[@ElladanKenet]

Him being disappointed/disgusted is absolutely brilliant. And then money!

[@gabbynikolova]

KZbin stepping all over the last joke of each pitch meeting with its ads is TIGHT!

[@SeenAGreatLight]

"This one's called New Moon and it's gonna start with a shot of a moon!" "Ah, actually a new moon is when you CAN'T see the moon." "Oh, whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@katarzynapenar6970]

Exactly. It's a shot of full moon. We are NOT up for a good start here 😂

[@snazzypazzy]

I'm so glad I'm not alone in finding that very very annoying!

[@ibtgb2]

Jasper wasn’t the youngest, he was older than everyone except Carlisle. He was just the newest to the family. (I’m GENUINELY ashamed for knowing that...)

[@fateh3525]

Best comment so far... Last part got me xddd

[@derekhouston177]

Don’t feel bad. If this wasn’t a shitty love movie, it would have /some/ potential

[@SansoHumar]

You lost your man card. Give it now

[@sassyb58]

Yeah Edward was 109 years old..(er than bella?) so jasper, from the Civil War era must be older! And you are not alone.

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

Don't be ashamed, I know that watermelons taste like cucumber.