Twisted Metal 3 All Endings 720p

[@DeadEndScreamer]

Character bio: Wants world peace. Calypso: So driver you want a pineapple, your wish is granted, too bad it's up your ass. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal.

[@HOTD108_]

I read this in Calypso's voice and can't stop laughing.

[@borchasrpg]

This is the best comment i have read in this entire year

[@Chadmiral]

Lmfao

[@Gojiro7]

These endings are so fucking lazy I'm shocked they didn't all end with Calypso: So driver you wish for......oh fuck it *pulls out a gun and just shoots them*

[@kyozata]

JAJAJJAA

[@ShartSydePhil]

When you have $5 left in the budget and still need to come up with endings

[@BeatJunkie-mq1tc]

For real these are awful

[@Tengokuchi]

It's sad that TW2 endings look so much better.

[@condorkon7928]

Other than the endings i think every other aspect of tw3 is better than 2.

[@josephroessler7724]

Corny

[@TTastic-pb5nt]

Well, that and the game was rushed. Given more time, I'm sure these would have been way better.

[@shiningmeta12]

I don't understand how outlaws wish Is bad, like they can just get a new job

[@07Silv]

And cops don’t just fight crime, they do other things too

[@dylanguzman1521]

Surely law enforcement would look good on their resume

[@CidTheGargoyle]

Losing your job is actually a pretty small price to pay for permanently ridding the world of crime. And wouldn't that mean Calypso would have to stop all of his criminal activities too?

[@zeelfarshmek111]

Same

[@Top10soon]

Plot twist: they start robbing and become criminals now

[@HandlelessTML]

Had to watch this 3 times to finally realize Calypso technically granted Mr.Grimm’s wish by giving him his “sole” 😂

[@DannyConeHeadOnceLer]

I haven't heard of that word before

[@skinnywizard6351]

@@DannyConeHeadOnceLer it's just the name of the bottom of your shoe

[@АлександраУрянская]

@@skinnywizard6351 that was a monster was controling minion

[@MihzvolWuriar]

I swear to you, I've played this game for hundred of hours, and I never understood that until now, well, I was a dumb kid back then.

[@mrpeeps1455]

Took me about 15sec. I was like "wait, he doesn't refuse to do wishes... Why didn't he do Mr. Grimm's then? I don... OHHH i see! Clever!"

[@comettamer]

Pretty lazy endings for what was a pretty swell game.

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

Some of the characters weren't that good but at least the gameplay was they could have done better on the endings and some of the vehicles

[@Utubesuxmycock]

Trash game

[@doctor-6123]

Especially considering the last game. Despite the limited graphics of it

[@-Trauma.]

Yeah that's true but Twisted Metal 3 was mostly about that sweet co-op/multiplayer back then with all your little friends. A simple remake with todays tech and all that online shit though, would probably kill.

[@TheIndustrialRevolution.]

Yea, they're not the best

[@darthlazurus4382]

The ending was very poorly animated, but Calypso's voice actor is a delight.

[@redpandafirefox9434]

Was gonna say that.

[@matthewk7507]

Dude... it was the 90's. Graphics were not as good as they are now, and it was all stored on a 750MB CD-ROM.

[@darthlazurus4382]

@@matthewk7507 I ken.

[@TheMrRivash]

@@matthewk7507 Was gonna say that.

[@tobe1207]

Its not that it's old, it sucks. Its weird.

[@Otterino]

Dlub Kid's ending really is the most successful; not only does he get a rave that lasts all night, he gets it in Alaska, where the nights are 8 months long, making for a much longer party; and even if he does freeze to death due to a lack of proper setup, he basically goes out partying, which I think he'd appreciate.

[@MihzvolWuriar]

That's why he didn't scream.

[@raffausfaus]

Probably why he was the only one who didn’t scream

[@psycholaw4394]

4:08 I mean those two got exactly what they wanted, and could just find another field of work

[@AFallenArrow]

Calypso: BirdBoy you're wish is that everyone sees you as a superhero. You're wish granted. Gets turned in a comic book character The good news is that everyone around the globe sees you that way now. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal.

[@Jackkara]

As I watched Calypso twist everyone's wishes against them, I still wasn't prepared what he did to Mr. Grimm. It was so ridiculous but still made me have a laughing fit.

[@caster25000]

Of all the endings of this game, at least Mr. Grimm's is halfway decent. It's the typical twisting of words that Calypso usually pulls (soul -> sole) and the ending itself is mercifully short to boot.

[@madxruler]

I hated that ending but now it gets a few points with how you explained it. Lol

[@AlightAce]

I was like he didn't even grant his wish but when u explained it I get it know XD

[@Ninji5]

*to boot* HA

[@Chernobog2]

Minion's is pretty funny too, and Warthog's follows up on his TM2 ending and is definitely something Calypso would do just to be an ass.

[@Bat_Dad_116]

These were really stupid. TMII was much better with the comic style and much better voice acting and stories

[@Biblecampvictim_]

Oh really i have this game and these endings were cool unlike you BURN!!!!!!

[@thisoneperson2483]

scary channel how old are you

[@standardofexcellence]

Characters too

[@JacOfArts]

This one Person yeah what the hell?

[@JacOfArts]

sweet tooth81 wow. You know you’re a real egotistical douchebag when you go “BURN!!!” at your own piss-poor attempt at a roast. Anyway, yes, Twisted Metal 2’s endings are much better. Sure it’s comical but it’s not childish comical. You have stuff like discount Bill and Ted tossing themselves off the side of a building thinking they could fly, and Calypso responds to that with “good thing these first-class tickets are refundable...” with a mystified look on his face. And it actually gets legitimately horrifying, like with when he stretched Ken Masters’ (NOT to be confused with Street Fighter’s Ken Masters) face and wrapped it around the world. And you have genuine moments like when his daughter comes to him as an L. A. P. D. android, and hugs her despite knowing that she’s rigged to explode on him.

[@Blackmagecat]

Everyone: Screams when they get their "wish", knowing they got screwed over. Club Kid: :/

[@terranl1505]

The thing is twisted metal 2 was the best. its endings real wishes turned bad. This one is just ridiculous.

[@JacOfArts]

Terran L yeah I liked his personality in Twisted Metal 2 as a sort of Evil Genie Freddy Krueger. He is literally taking and granting the wishes exactly as he hears them, but here he’s just doing whatever the hell he wants with the wishes he hears.

[@oaksynia7353]

Or in twisted metal black were the wishes do come true instead of turning it against them

[@MoskHotel]

oak synia In Black, Calypso only grants people’s wishes if they wanted to punish someone who ruined them.

[@calypsohakurei]

good thing this isn't technically canon loloololololol

[@harryguidotti3815]

Well the Calypso in Black is just a figment of Sweet Tooth's imagination. Calypso is usually pretty fair to Sweet Tooth. Maybe that's why he grants the wishes honestly in Black.

[@madxruler]

Auger: "I'm gonna end Calypso's tournament for destroying all my hard construction work." Calypso: "So you're wish is for people to see your inner child?" How in the fuck does that even relate....TM1, 2, and black are the best! 3 has some fun gameplay but it's obvious where it fails. 4 is just worse.

[@Evanswift]

Head On is awesome too.

[@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925]

@@Evanswift Small Brawl

[@BatGoat1943]

3 and 4 had the problems with the Endings the Gameplay was actually good.

[@gasmasktiwstedmetaloc1455]

How did he went from Revenge to this. Feel like 939 forgot the bio or something. Just put something so random.. which you don't just do that. like why

[@squiremuldoon5462]

This was painful to watch, i need to do something with my life.

[@squiremuldoon5462]

@Red Eye Wolf AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !

[@TheMemeXp1]

never have I identified with a youtube comment as much as this one before

[@tharealestinhurr]

Doesn't mean much if you never played it I guess eh

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

The only thing good about the game is that Calypso taught me about Alaska!

[@Hitomora]

And about Hell, Michigan!!!

[@giuseppedaddio9176]

I love how, like, seven TMIII charachets enter the tournament not to make a wish but to have a particulare purpose, and in the end they make a wish anyway, but it's actually something completely pointless and idiotic. And *every, single one of these things* can be achieved without actually risking their lives in this Twisted Metal Tournament, nor their dignity by seeing their wishes being twisted by Calypso! *Damien Coles*: "I want to have a barbecue with all of my friends!" Then go to the store and buy a grill, some coals, a lighter, et cetera. *Bruce Cochrane*: "I wanna hang with my homies!" Go hang with your homies. *Club Kid*: "I want to party all night long!" Go to a nightclub and part all night long. *Buster Cobb*: I want everyone to see my inner child!" Go and see a therapist. *Needles Kane*: "I want to eat all of the ice cream and candy I want!" Go to a store and buy some ice cream and candy. (Also this guy's supposed to be in his 30/40s, WTF) *Granny Dread*: "I want to stay home and watch daytime television!" KEEP YOUR OLD ASS HOME AND WATCH YOUR F**KING TELEVISION. *Amber Rose*: "I want the world to be covered in flowers!" ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?! You want *the entire world* covered in FLOWERS?! Why not just make a garden in your backyard, for God's sake?! (Knowing her, in fact, she already got that covered, so about that wish, talk about obsessed...) Of course, I'm not saying that this should be reason enough for the rest of the world not to get this game, I'm judge of no one.

[@Nxtl68]

Most of the wishes dont line up with what they want in their bios. Its like two different teams wrote them

[@giuseppedaddio9176]

Nxtl68 I know, that's also the point

[@leonardcreel6263]

What about the cops I don't see how them being out of the job that much of a problem can't they just get another one

[@beptopismol356]

In Dread's defense, she entered the tournament to stop the competitors from ruining her TV show

[@Hitomora]

@@Nxtl68 yeah Flower Power, Auger, & Granny Dread all wanted to end Twisted Metal in their Bio's but changed in the final product

[@MichaelHrusovsky]

Gotta admit, Mr. Grimm’s ending is actually so bad it’s good. It’s short, the least stupid of them all, and fits the style of classic Calypso twisting the meanings of words. Plus, Calypso’s VA sounds like he’s having a blast.

[@vcsa681]

Plus,I love how pissed and straight forward Calypso is in there

[@peepongdingdong9208]

Idk but from seeing this shit, I would hire about 10 decent lawyers to draft a written argument for a wish before even participating in twisted metal. "Oh, you wish for a briefcase filled 100 dollar bills, too bad it's lodged in your asshole".

[@CyBeRSenseGaming]

Mr Grimm needs soul But got Calypso's sole

[@davidvelazquez9473]

So Schezo Wegey. Your wish is for everyone to stop calling you a creeper? Your wish is granted. Too bad. Everyone is calling you different names instead. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@Spider-Complexion]

Auger’s wish is probably the only one that’s actually gonna work out. Sure the dude is a baby but he actually is gonna live a second life now

[@aleanddragonITA]

Unless he was given Eternal Youth too

[@lilloggy2599]

As someone from Michigan being in Michigan during the winter is a fate worse then death

[@jayjay-cl1eo]

Bruh it was snowing in April 2021. Interesting state ain't it

[@shujinkoMK]

“Donald Trump. You wish to build your wall to keep the Mexicans away? Your wish is granted. Too bad you’re stuck at Mexico’s side of the wall” *insert montage of Trump getting chased by an angry Mexican mob.

[@superpppants3820]

We need a new Twisted Metal

[@swinelias]

Too bad, its s@$t (looks at Twisted Metal 2012)

[@TheGamerboy1103]

Swinelias The gamer hey, they can improve it! Besides they can also come up with new characters for it, other than the usuals

[@SpoookyGamez]

As long as they dont try and make it another black sequel, I just didnt enjoy Black that much. I mean it was alright and the stories were fantastic I just enjoyed the looney cartoony gameplay that the first 4 had

[@NCTStudio]

Your wish is granted

[@darrenthompson7995]

Well we’re getting a peacock series in a few months lol

[@UBCForce]

0:58 "Time flies when you're having fun!" So true

[@FragmentJack]

I came to revisit this video a year later (not this video specifically, but the old one which was uploaded and included the physical wish granting part in every scene); and the wishes are much worse than I remember. The Warthog wish [granted] is absolutely the worst. Calypso literally told him to wish for the head to match back in TM2, and when Warthog does, Calypso somehow twisted those words around. And did the creators just forget about the Outlaws getting screwed in TM2? They should've been seeking revenge.

[@scattergrunt]

That's TM 3 for ya.

[@freakyforrest9]

Well, TM3 & 4 were made by 989 Games. Idk who made the TM games between 4 & Black, but TM: Black was made by the same developer who made TM 1 & 2.

[@XXsupersonicZZ]

3 and 4 are not considered canon, the sequel to TM2 is TM:Head On (PSP,PS2)

[@Hwje1111]

Calyso: Keqing, your wish is to get rid of your vision provided by the Gods? Your wish has been granted! Thunder and lighting Keqing: *screams like a girl (she is a girl but still) Cut to Keqing walking with a cane and sunglasses since she is blind. Calypso: Too bad you must wander around blind since you didn’t want your vision!! Keqing: Calyso you prick!! I am SOOOO gonna get Yanfei to sue you for this!! Calyso: I am calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal!

[@1776Sledge]

6:46 Unintentional comedy.....just the way Calypso said, " So, you want to hang with your hommies?"

[@ibnufasya6408]

Pun

[@SketchHusk]

I thought that wish would lead to him getting literally _roped_ by the neck along with everyone else. That's why I'm like "I don't like where this is going..."

[@toxicgamer612]

@@SketchHusk he still hangs by a rope

[@SketchHusk]

@@toxicgamer612 Just not by the neck though, well...if he ever still had one anyways.

[@Commanderziff]

You can certainly tell that the original creators weren't a part of this.

[@Schuschu1]

Calypso looks a lot like Tommy Wiseau

[@fordshelbygt7177]

“Your Wish Is Granted”

[@spiffiK]

"Sank you fo playing twisted met-ell, o hi mark"

[@gtassa01]

"I did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her, I did not!" "...So, are gonna grant my wish now?"

[@vcsa681]

I'm imagining tommy wiseau quotes with Calypso's voice and I'm laughing my ass off

[@kemikamiku375]

1:27 Club Kid doesn’t fear and screaming

[@jesusdanielhernandezchavir643]

Welp he got his wish, a half of it.

[@thomasd3104]

Calypso really phoned in the wish corruptions this time around, though then again the drivers also phoned in their wishes.

[@onyx2371]

Hell no, these endings are cringy

[@NeoConNET7]

Callypso is the ultimate troll.

[@toxicgamer612]

and racist

[@commando7238]

Better than Twisted Metal Small Brawl

[@comettamer]

Especially with Auger...seriously? Man, I knew calypso was fucked up but that...that's just cruel beyond cruel. Like, I've had nightmares about regression, but that f*cker sorta has to live it...

[@giulizpaviz6381]

@@toxicgamer612 where?

[@samuelhigh3572]

I remember this game being a let down as a kid, upon retrospect it still is.

[@WillieManga]

Calypso: "So, Willie, your wish is for a more stable economy for the world? Your wish is granted." Me: "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" **Gets turned into a figure in Monopoly** Calypso: "The good news is that your world has no inflation! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

[@ctrnitro-fueledmaster1684]

0:52 how did axel got his arms back? In Twisted Metal 2 he ripped his arms out of the giant tires. 🤔

[@noahboat580]

Damn i want to hang with my homies. Did anyone thought that him and his homies were going to be lynched because he wanted to "hang with his homies?" Not being racist or whatever, when calypso said that it seemed heavily implied

[@sophergrimix4097]

Club Kids wish, you could have just done that... Damiens wish, you could have just done that...... Granny Dreads wish, YOU COULD HAVE JUST DONE THAT!! Thumpers wish, WHY ARE YOU MURDERING PEOPLE IN A DEADLY DESTRUCTION DERBY WHEN YOU ALL COULD HAVE DONE THESE THINGS AT HOME!!! Sweet Tooths wish, that's just silly.

[@Darkchao_berserko22]

Basically 3 to me is just kinda too light hearted. Plus wish granny dreed was kinda of an plot hole in her bio she complained about the noice the twisted metal was handling. So yeah why couldn't they do all that at home?

[@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925]

"That's just silly" huh? Yeah his endings in Twisted Metal Black and the PS3 game aren't that

[@pauldo5930]

3:20 lol! True if you’re a Michigander am I right.

[@Brendan_Dyer]

U rite m8

[@giulizpaviz6381]

An hippie artist: *wish for world pace* Calypso: Your wish is granted...too bad that now there are no cause in the world you have no new stories to write on!

[@FlexYourFreedoms]

TW 2 was by far the best and best endings

[@zer0thebreadwiz754]

"You wish to forever hang with your homies"? me: nonono don't even go there

[@frozezone2947]

That's not even an offensive term

[@HOTD108_]

@@frozezone2947 You're missing the point dipshit

[@thespiderpatriot3835]

So Mileena Stans, your wish is to have Mileena in Mortal Kombat 11 as DLC? Your wish is granted. To bad she’s a low tier character now! Hahaha! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@lubu4u312]

warthogs prize didnt even make sense. he worded it in a way that seemed bullet proof. How does "head to match my body" mean "cut off my head and make me a disembodied head in a jar"

[@mafiadoge]

This game was not so remembered but marked some people childhood, like me.

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

“Driver! You have won Twisted Metal 3! What is your wish?” “To stop playing this stupid fucking game.” “…Granted! Too bad that means I also come to your house and take a shit in your mailbox! Hahaha! Thank you for playing Twisted Metal!”

[@heelzhinkaiger360]

Kazuya Mishima: *enters* Calypso: Kazuya Mishima. You’ve dominated every characters that stood in front of you and claimed their souls. And now you want mine? Your WISH… is GRANTED. *beats down Kazuya with a single blow* I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@markusallen102]

These are the worst wishes ever You get one wish and you wish for a bbq You deserve this

[@SyberiusRex]

The only thing you need to know about this game is that Club Kid is too OP

[@meloman-rrr]

When i was a child i thought it sucks Now i see... (And when i was a child i completed tournament (on thumper) in twisted metal difficullity (not pure lunacy) and got da ending, wtf)

[@35november]

I loved this game and it holds a special part in my childhood.. but those endings are super weak. Clubkid gets sent to alaska and freezes lol. Alaska isn't uninhabitable, and on most days just as cold as where I live in the Midwest.Their wishes were weak too.. a bbq? Wtf?... and by 3 they should have figured out his tricks especially since they were catching on in part 2.

[@comettamer]

Only a select few were part of the previous tournaments (like the Outlaw pair) and so Calypso got a primarily new batch of people to f*ck with.

[@vcsa681]

Imagine making a rampage towards the entire world and risk your life in the process only to ask for a barbecue,party all night,eat candy and ice cream,watch tv or hang out with your homies.

[@NCTStudio]

Me (looking at Sweet Tooth’s design): look how they massacred my clown boy

[@BusterrHimen]

I feel like the next Twisted Metal they make should have a good ending and a bad ending depending on some sort of mechanic. Maybe have each character have a separate side quest line that shows up in each level and if they finish all of it, you get a good ending.

[@jmcomix013]

That element could legitimately carry an entire new Twisted Metal game

[@tinnyle2719]

C'mon CALYPSO, WARTHOG WON TWICE just to get the other half

[@BoopinSnakeBandito]

So Warthog... you wanted the head of a 20 year old... your wish is granted! Just tell me what's in this box 😏

[@newerest1]

man they really phoned it in on this one

[@captainkg5910]

Gotta love that janky 989 Studios animation. XD

[@NCTStudio]

“Ladybug, your wish is to be with your teenage crush? Your wish is granted.” (Thunder) “Too bad, you two lost everything else!”

[@chibiguardian7587]

"I am Calypso and I thank you for Twisted Metal"

[@salvagebar]

I think... I think Calypso is a bad person.

[@sethgyellins]

No thats impossible Cant you see how he is granting people wishes? He is a saint among devils

[@markusallen102]

What makes you say that

[@leonromero8317]

Whaaaaaat? Noooooo

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

No way

[@Steveman27]

@@sethgyellins He didn't grant them their wishes properly. He was a bumbling idiot with his wish-granting capabilities. Firestarter should have destroyed his blimp and sent it crashing to the ground like a Forth Of July firecracker.

[@kykiske321]

This was the era where cheap cgi was very new and everyone wanted to try it. Needless to say, it didn't age well at all. Bah, even when I was a kid and this game was out It already felt ugly and rough. TM2 had a very good style, a dark 90s comic type that suited the franchise perfectly, it is a pity that they did not drag it to the rest of the games.

[@kavakahn9387]

bowling alley screens when you get a strike

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

Minion's ending is amazing though

[@TheIndustrialRevolution.]

He sent a demon. To Michigan. Because it wanted to be in hell. God dammit if that's not clever and stupid at the same time idk what is

[@joshmg25]

I figured Hell, Norway would be colder.

[@jayjay-cl1eo]

It would make more sense if he was in detroit

[@vcsa681]

I love how minion just sits down and thinks to himself "Well shit"

[@Chernobog2]

​@@jayjay-cl1eobut there really is a town in Michigan called Hell, if Calypso sent him to Detroit the joke wouldn't work.

[@thekidfriendlyyoutuber3353]

Calypso: So Kian, you want to meet Among Us characters? Very well... your wish is granted. (Thunder booms from Calypso's hands) Kian: ... nothing happened. Calypso: Oh really? ( Among Us Crewmates appeared) Red and the others: Start Kian: Ok, you asked for it, you sussy beans! (Kian became a impostor) Kian: DIE! (Starts killing Among Us Crewmates) (Purple calls a meeting) Purple: Kian sus Kian: Uh oh! (Gets ejected) Kian: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Letters spelling Kian was ejected) Calypso: Too bad your the suspicious one! (Laughs) I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@Neceros]

These endings were lame compared to the first two games.

[@renamon5658]

I like how in early twisted metal needles kane wasn't a psycho killer

[@jayjay-cl1eo]

He always was in tm2 his ending was to be a bug and murderd a bunch of bugs but 989 studios made 3 and 4 go from dark but still goofy to just goofy

[@MasterZebulin]

"Your wish is granted." Uh oh.

[@roottaurus8662]

Of course the clean safe world actually happened instead of putting the world in a clean safe

[@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925]

0:17 0:52 1:25 2:01 2:31 3:01 3:35 4:02 4:22 4:52 5:30 5:58 6:29 6:57

[@koolboi6610]

so chara, your wish is to bathe in the blood of all monsters? your wish is granted! "le thunder show" 'chara screams' too bad you smell horrible forever! 'laugh' I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Fred Figglehorn Your Wish is To Beat Kevin in a 1 vs 1 Fist Fight? Your Wish is Granted (Calypso unleashes His Lightning Powers Causing Fred to scream as He's Seen with Many Bruises) You should've just Drop Dead huh Fred? Kevin: You Lose and i Win Fred: Oh my Dammit Calypso: i am Calypso and I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal

[@ViralZen]

Outlaw's was actually good lol

[@KaLuno21]

What do you even do if Calypso sends you to Michigan?

[@UBCForce]

Flower Power, Amber Rose is so pretty on the wallpaper where you select a vehicle and shitty looking at the ending when you beat the game with her! So disappointing. I prefer Krista Sparks or Amanda Watts

[@jordanpeterson5038]

Always wondered how his face went back to a normal one. He does have a lot of power so it's no surprise he didn't fix it himself

[@trasegorsuch5140]

Ok, I think I know Calypsos deal, He gathers villains and killers and has them kill each other and punishes them with a dark twist of their wishes, If you look at it from MY perspective he's kind of hero.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Except for all the people who get caught in the crossfire along the way. A lot of nameless folks die as a side effect

[@kidz4p509]

4:00 Ouch.

[@harryguidotti3815]

I feel like most of these characters wouldn't need Calypso to grant their wishes. Granny wants to stay home and watch TV? What the hell is stopping her? Minion wants to go to Hell. Did he lose the map or something? He's a demon! Club Kid wants to party all night. Just throw a party, it's not that hard. A good few of these wouldn't require as much effort as winning a vehicular death tournament.

[@Prince__Teclis]

From what I recall Granny's neighbourhood tended to be a hotspot for the tournament so she basically couldn't relax to watch stuff because of it as there was no peace and quiet for her to find time to watch stuff.

[@AFallenArrow]

For the Grandma one in the official small book in the game case it says that she she wants to stay home watch TV because every single time that she tries to someone blows up her house I think it was

[@rodrigojaramillo7876]

Too bad going ice Alaska 1:33

[@kyoshifrostwolf]

Needles Kane, a deranged clown who's head is always aflame. 989 Studios: Ah, so he wants candy and ice cream, of course.

[@masterdrewt6698]

0:26 god that’s just sad

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

Well he is colypso

[@masterdrewt6698]

@@Cobblestone8_alt_account true...he is....but man that’s just cruel

[@somthinwrong]

"So, Player, you wish to have your comment pinned. Your wish is granted." *thunderbolts* "Too bad your username checks out." "I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal"

[@wavybonez183]

It's insane how many of these wishes could have been fulfilled by the driver WITHOUT participating in Twisted Metal, like did you need to kill a dozen people in fiery explosions so you could have a bbq with your friends

[@GaidenDS10]

Ah Twisted Metal III, where most of its endings are directed by most lackluster Hollywood directors in the 90s...

[@isaaccollins8244]

Never played and never will play this twisted metal

[@isaaccollins8244]

Yea

[@GothicInferno]

i wouldn't call a clock a "machine"

[@Evanswift]

Warthog’s ending doesn’t make any sense in terms of irony. He wasn’t his old 107 year old head to match his 20 year old body…. And Calypso somehow goes thru enough loopholes to twist his words into meaning “decapitate me” Where’s the irony in that? Just give him the head but still kill him, like his internals were all still old so he died of old age with the exterior of a twenty year old

[@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925]

That's Twisted Metal 2

[@Evanswift]

@@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925 I’m taking about this game. How does Calypso’s “twist” make any sense

[@chinpengsan]

Gameplay was excellent however the endings were NOT SO TWISTED enough and very lame LAMEEEEEE. The stories should have at least some connection from TW1 and TW2. For example, Outlaw, Minion, Sweet Tooth

[@JacOfArts]

chinpengsan I think Mortimer’s ending in TM2 was my favorite anti-Calypso ending. A legitimately sinister character against an evil but responsible host of a destruction derby

[@alisab4811]

Rewatching the story lines from twisted metal here in November 2020, how tf did 3 end up so much worse then 2 amd even 1🤣

[@elvondrago96]

3D CGI's being promoted and envisioned as the future of entertainment back at those days e.g. Beast Wars, Reboot!

[@waspennator]

Sony had 989 Studios take a crack at the ip after Singletrac was bought out by GT Interactive

[@lingeringman9335]

This make me glad I grew up on twisted metal black…

[@Pats.]

5:38 If only the head bobbled in-game

[@jainsworr]

Calpyso = Sith Lord

[@edgarramos1499]

OMG how did the quality drop so much, how can part 3 be so much worse!!!

[@MrDash03]

They switched from SingleTrac to 989 Studios and David Jaffe the creator wasn’t involved

[@ghjenbulay6423]

Wow,I only recently, and be saturated with this series (and play her),and see this,i think everybody forgot about 3-rd game

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

Calypso completely screwed warthog over and he knows it

[@comettamer]

He knows that with every contestant. He knows they're fucked, that's his whole purpose.

[@HarmonySword]

@@comettamer Exactly. Calypso is a dick, so you have to be specific to the finest detail to not be screwed.

[@jeffsmith8274]

*Shining Armor pulls in driving a V8 powered royal coach* Calypso: Congratulations, Shining Armor! You have won the contest. What is it you desire? Shining Armor: I don’t want any wish and any prize, Calypso. You have ruined the holiday spirit on Dec.24th with your destructive competition for the very last time! Calypso: Tough driver you are. I’m sure we will still make out a deal. Shining Armor: Shut up, Calypso! I’m not falling for your stupid tricks. I’m ending this for good, and I mean it. Calypso: You think you could apprehend me, alone? Shining Armor: Wrong. I’m NOT alone. *Royal Guard ponies lash out from their hiding places and surround Calypso with spears, swords and guns* Shining Armor: You’re under arrest, Calypso. *His force carries him off* Shining Armor: Enjoy your life sentence in Tartarus.

[@WizardOfWor]

The majority of these wishes are so dumb in which anyone can _easily_ do on a daily basis normally (mainly Firestarter's, Hammerhead's, Thumper's, Club Kid's, Roadkill's, Spectre's & Sweet Tooth's).

[@DIEGOPEREZ-uc1il]

Ironically, the darker Calypso (TM:BLACK) was the only one that fulfill the characters wishes to the letter, or with some " minor conditions"

[@genequist3859]

Outlaw got it easy. So he's out of a job. So he can't be a cop anymore. He can probably just get another job. Everyone else had hellish consequences.

[@jayjay-cl1eo]

Police don't get paid much I'm pretty sure so they will at least get a better income depending on what jobs they get

[@hexxgear7573]

I can imagine your first time playing and u get mr grimes ending and being disappointed

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

How did three get much worse than 2 especially the endings. Why does nobody wish for his powers or his death or the undoing of everything he's done including getting his powers. Warthog made no sense he said he wanted a head to match his body why would the body be removed and he became a head in a jar?

[@Gojiro7]

I cant get over how badly these all suck, hearing Calypso's voice is the only good thing, otherwise all of these feel like they gave collage drop outs a month to make these cutscenes and the just spent half the time getting stoned.