Twisted Metal 3 All Endings

[@gamesveios]

All Ending re-up in 720p, Without repeating the scene: "I am Calypso and thanks for playing Twisted Metal". Enjoy! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKmufH-bnt-eo9U

[@dr.bright6272]

Games Véios there's a problem, what if they did this whole contest just so they'd have an excuse to kill? What if they didn't want a prize?

[@CrimsonHelldrake]

Games Véios but then the video would only be half as long! wow they really stopped trying on these endings didnt they?

[@DragoSmash]

"the streets are so clean and peaceful you are out of job!" "NOOOO- oh wait, that's not actually bad, i will get another job and enjoy my safe city! thank you Calypso!"

[@lFede64l]

+Vampire L Eh, too bad you can't. In Twisted Metal, you can wish everything that doesn't get against the competition itself, Calypso, or his power. AKA: you're bound to have a bad ending if you join the race.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

+DragoSmash yeah, i don't think Calypso thought that one through. It'd just take them a few days to realize "wait..............This is exactly what we wanted. We can just get new jobs and enjoy this fantastic new safe world."

[@SCARFACEPHOENIX]

I am Cody and I thank you for playing TWISTED mania

[@liberispuritatem]

+DragoSmash Sweet Tooth isnt bad neither: got what he wanted AND a good free dentist.

[@NOTHlNG]

In a clean and peaceful world, there is no such thing as unemployment. So props, Calypso! :D

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

This becomes a bit more bearable if you think of it as Calypso punishing them for wasting his fucking time with wishes like "all the candy they can eat" or "hanging with their homies"

[@Davidmadden19]

That's the first sense I've seen made out of this shit. Lol. Thank you

[@scottlange7109]

Spiny Justspiny Hahahaha

[@boogvaldez7874]

+David M Calypso:lilac the dragon girl. your wish is to you and sonic get Married your wish is granted (grants lilac's wish) Sonic: lilac you make happiness Hedgehog in world. lilac the dragon girl: I do (they both kiss) Calypso: I hope you two save last place cake...I AM CALYPSO AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL

[@frankhorrigan1508]

@@boogvaldez7874 wtf are you on

[@Hwje1111]

I mean for real Sweet tooth’s ending probably didn’t need to rely on Calypso doing demonic shit, just regular cavities.

[@yayothejowen2541]

Outlaw's ending is probably the best and most normal ending ever. The siblings could always just get another job lmao

[@oscarlemus4209]

Yeah it’s actually true

[@cyborgpunk6668]

Being poor in a utopia world? Lmao is that even a punishment compared to being self conscious severed head?

[@CyberdustStudios]

Minions was on par as well. He just wanted to go back to hell, but instead ended up in hell... Michigan. 🤣

[@bendydevil4935]

Nope. One of the worst endings. Sweet Tooth's ending in Black is far superior. He even kills Calypso.

[@yayothejowen2541]

@@bendydevil4935 Did u even read my comment? I literally said "Most Normal" ending lmao. As cool as Sweet Tooth's ending in Black is, im pretty sure a killer clown winning a Twisted Metal contest in his head and proceeding to behead the show owner is far from the most normal ending lol.

[@dice1331]

These endings feels like a big middle finger to all people who played it.

[@stephanosioannou1825]

it is

[@EbonyManta]

Some of them are kinda funny, at least... but that arguably makes things worse. It's bad enough when an ending stabs you in the face, it's even worse when it laughs at you.

[@EbonyManta]

***** Who's the "sorry" to? I'm certainly not defending them.

[@JoeyLamontagne]

Especially for Outlaw...since this broke the storyline that could've been developed after the events of Twisted Metal and Twisted Metal 2

[@dankmctwist6575]

lonely end at least 4 was good, I hated 3 with a passion but I love 4 because I found it really cool seeing sweet tooth as the ring leader

[@Tengued]

When thumper requested to “hang with the homies” I literally feared the worst thing possible🤣

[@MrBigTAnderson]

but does that mean augur and sweet tooth were his homies? I want to know how that worked

[@Alysa-Aiday]

@@MrBigTAnderson: I *Recognize* Auger, but the other one is Sweet Tooth???

[@MrBigTAnderson]

@@Alysa-Aiday yup red nose flaming ( in this game vegeta style) hair I mean that be a very eclectic set of homies but if it works for thumper go ahead

[@blackpillr9kr428]

That would be if 989 did that as a edgy joke.

[@The0mega79]

Ditto.

[@monangotang8254]

Calypso: "Your wish is to hang with your homies" My black heritage: "Wait a minute..."

[@francisboone2978]

Facts!

[@jimmyclimer594]

This one could've been real bad.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

OH FUCK That got a hearty laugh outta me, holy shit dude

[@YOURFAVORITEDOOMGUY]

Ikr wtf kind of wish was that

[@n00bboy43]

Ian Dodato this part came on just as I read it

[@scorpionwins6378]

Homer Simpson: "I want a turkey sandwich, on rye, with lettuce and mustard, and AND.....I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. GOT IT?!" Calypso: *grants Homer's wish* Homer: *takes a bite* "Hmm.... rye bread, like the spicy mustard....the turkey is a little dry...... THE TURKEY IS A LITTLE DRY!!!!" Calypso: Thank you for playing twisted metal.

[@marko-gj1uj]

Best outcome

[@samiamtheman7379]

Honestly, that ending is on par with most of the endings in this video/

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

fr I can hear Calypso saying "I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal" after Homer's realization

[@АлександраУрянская]

@kyler ferguson n sanity gaming evry time calypso like using his thunderstrike hands to make wishes

[@Therealstoob]

😂😂😂

[@andrewryan5162]

If Granny Dread just wanted to stay home and watch her daytime TV, then why the hell did she enter the contest in the first place?

[@cheater87]

Andrew Codd They kept destroying her house.

[@KINGD353]

cheater87 that's actually kinda hilarious....

[@mcteen5198]

I'd it's all because of Twisted Metal and it's death and destruction.

[@johnsorrows8998]

I honestly remember her bio saying they kept destroying her house so I could see the next tournament just crashing through here tapped in a chair

[@sydneywaldron3609]

maybe she is a psychopath

[@CKDD83245]

I appreciate that according to this game, literally becoming a head in a jar or being boiled alive is the same level of torture as moving to Michigan.

[@tipsyviewer1495]

My spine shivers thinking about living in Michigan

[@SuperPonySaiyan9000]

List of Endings: 0:00 - Firestarter 0:37 - Flower Power 1:15 - Hammerhead 1:56 - Outlaw 2:31 - Roadkill 3:14 - Spectre 3:48 - Auger 4:25 - Thumper 5:02 - Warthog 5:40 - Mr. Grimm 6:00 - Axel 6:42 - Club Kid 7:23 - Sweet Tooth 7:59 - Minion

[@Alysa-Aiday]

*Firestarter Ending* = We interrupt this game to bring you Tom Hanks' nightmare from The Burbs

[@CyBeRSenseGaming]

Mr Grimm's ending make me laugh

[@Reviewer2016]

Thanks

[@TheCelticD]

4:32 when i heard "your wish is to forever hang with your homies?" and saw that the winner was a black guy i was like "oh boy..."

[@Sloanjr507]

Hell yea. Same way I reacted. 😂

[@blooddrive6458]

Same.

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

Me too

[@DaReelSlimN80]

… oh lord

[@kevinsolorio8645]

And he is riding a lowrider

[@DivineChanneling6]

I’m dead asf 😂 Calypso really gave Mr Grimm the SOLE of his shoe lmao 😂 The joke went over my head at first

[@blackpillr9kr428]

Wow you are right even I didn't realize that lol!

[@quan243]

Thank you buddy lol

[@paytonburrows2325]

Easily my favorite of the endings.

[@jarianharris8240]

Ohhhh that's what that was!? 😆😆😆😆 Wow

[@drinklewinkle]

ya know the police ending isn't that bad, it's just they specifically don't have jobs.

[@holdinmcgroin8639]

Yeah, they could always look for another job

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

TheDUCKmanofYAY 989 Studios took over and apparently forgot the previous storylines completely.

[@JakeTheVoice]

TheDUCKmanofYAY Put it this way: police, security guards, armies and more have lost their jobs because the world does not need protecting from conflict any more. So that's a lot of unemployed people, alongside!

[@big973e]

Holdin McGroin I thought the point was that he put them on an abandoned planet in order to "have world peace"

[@bruhtha04]

Sirpimsywinkle now I want to play with those 2 now

[@Kobobble]

He basically said fuck you to Mr. Grimm.

[@Coteup]

Nope. Soul and Sole. Sole of the shoe.

[@Pinkanator]

+Kobobble PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS

[@Crayolapup]

+Coteup Thanks for clarifying that

[@jigsawb2298]

He pretty much screws everyone over in this one.

[@firepuppies4086]

Jigsaw B outlaw could find another job

[@ermonski]

Outlaw's ending doesn't seem so bad. You can just find another job.

[@EmilicoYamigos]

they are literally walking gimmicks, they dont know what to do other of what their character was designed for, but true that was the less worse overall lol.

[@jty9631]

I thought he was gonna send them to another planet

[@HOTD108_]

Not in this economy!

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Ofcourse if the game was realistic theyd all want to have sex w Pam Anderson which would be the same ending everytime

[@TheSauceIsMine]

Yeah but who's going to take care of him? Probably die in about 2 weeks.

[@Morzall0055]

I am Calypso, and I thank you for wasting your time to get this shitty ending!

[@monadoboi871]

+dawn West Yeah ok, why should we care?

[@PCCphoenix]

+Morzall0055 No kidding--as I said before, even if you WIN, you lose. How twisted is THAT?

[@cesaralcaraz682]

+Daniel Pippenger Its twisted like metal

[@hairyballsploppedmenacingl5930]

Lmao pretty much. I was so pissed as a kid to do all that work to get this.

[@steve122288]

I still felt like I won anyway. But looking back it is a shame how they beat out this endings like a simple weekend job

[@AnimeMangaViewer]

Besides the fact that Outlaw is out of work, their ending was arguably the best outcome from the cast (at least until the next Twisted Metal tournament)

[@Chris-zs5qb]

Twisted Metal 3 and 4 weren’t the real sequels of 2, I heard.

[@BatGoat1943]

@@Chris-zs5qb Yeah Twisted Metal Head On is the real sequel for Twisted Metal 2

[@tylerwhite9449]

Minion got saved from hell and only had to move to Michigan 😂

[@Islesman29]

The laziest thing about 989 twisted metals was when you would kill a female character it would be a male scream. Twisted 2 didn’t do that.

[@JohnSWeekley]

I think the female scream is just the edited male scream, but there was effort nonetheless.

[@gaminggoof1542]

4 did it too, it’s distracting when you kill meter maid

[@twistedaxles9126]

Mistakes like those could create mass destruction nowadays. (You know, because of feminists)

[@waled7564]

Come on it's just a short audio clip

[@ppboiii6696]

Twisted metal black isn't like that

[@SwordHMX]

"So Calypso, you wish to use the wishes of your contestants to torture or kill them? Your wish is granted!" (Grants wish). Calypso: Noooooooo! "Too bad people caught on, and now nobody will compete! (laughs) I am Mr. Reality, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

Best ending to beat TW3

[@randominternetuser5872]

This is so true

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Along with her companion, Ms. Common Sense.

[@usdm420xauttpavgcpedcp8]

He is a villain who gives out the wishes, but, in a literal way.

[@Alysa-Aiday]

@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370: Don't forget their sharp, but somewhat crybaby daughter, Ms. Logic!

[@NewTears1]

Everyone: *Screaming while their wish is granted* Club Kid: 😐😶🤨

[@andrewhaase1826]

Mr. Grimm's ending: Oh, I get it. "Now you want MY soul?" Was referring to his sole (as in the bottom of his shoe).

[@gaminggoof1542]

Yeah, but with how evil he is I think he also just wanted to step on him in general since nobody gets his soul

[@zubzero304050]

@@gaminggoof1542 except Satan in the TW 2

[@hyoonoot]

it took me *2 years* to get that joke. i just realized it 5 minutes ago.

[@jackscott8259]

hilarious!

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

The only ending that was even mildly amusing.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

These endings are kinda lame. Either he REALLY Stretches the interpretation of the wish...........or in the case of Outlaw he didn't think it through at all (Give them a few days and they will realize he gave them EXACTLY what the wanted and all they have to do is find new jobs.).

[@IndyX]

The 3rd and 4th games were made by a different studio than the original 2 so different creative force

[@t_man7259]

+IndyX that's the thing that's also why 3 and 4 are non canon because the studio that made 3 and 4 wanted to make their own version of twisted metal I'm not going to argue weather they are good or bad because each to their own but I thought it was fair for people to know why these ones are the way they are

[@Stolskai]

Except Grimm, he just got stomped

[@ingoo.2398]

+Geld Snivy Because he gets Calypso's Sole :D

[@zarcon42]

Ingo Oeynhausen akhhhhh!..i didnt get that lol...sole lol

[@5tarasm]

Two healthy and sane people, former cops, cannot find a job in a world without crime? Oh, please.

[@firepuppies4086]

Taras Mogilyuk "Wait... Didn't you go to college to be an engineer?" "Wait... That's right! Didn't you work on computers before being a cop?" "Huh, that wasn't too bad"

[@Trash2000s]

😂😂

[@NCTStudio]

It’s better than getting Calypso’s soul

[@5tarasm]

@@firepuppies4086 Well, even without college education one can get a job.

[@firepuppies4086]

@@5tarasm true, but if you have the qualifications on paper in a field that's gonna be hot, which engineering will be for a good while., Easier

[@GunsNGames1]

I love how Calypso is almost cracking up every time he describes the wishes lmao

[@CorpseDollar]

I would too most of them are dumb as shit

[@lucariothehorrorguy5641]

Because the wishes are mostly dumb

[@Steveman27]

@@lucariothehorrorguy5641 Some of the wishes were good, yet he still screwed the contestants anyway. Couldn't they have just show him their machine gun mounted vehicles?

[@lucasclement9368]

Calypso: Shaggy and Scooby Doo. Your wish is to eat an endless supply of food? Your wish is granted. (Grants their wish) Shaggy and Scooby: AAAAHHHH!!! (We see them groaning in agonizing pain as they are now SUPER fat and lying helplessly on their backs like two bloated beached whales...and are still being force-fed more food.) Calypso: Beware of indigestion! (Laughs) I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Fred Flintstone your wish is to be the Strongest Man in Bedrock? Your wish is granted (Calypso Strikes Fred causing him to scream as he loses his Weight) Yabba Dabba Don't I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@Alysa-Aiday]

*Calypso:* Cosmo Spacely. Your wish is to be the number one Sprocket maker? Your wish is granted. *Cue Emperor Palpatine lightning* Too bad... No one knows that you're just producing gears. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@gaminggoof1542]

Then in the next scene they’re both completely skinny and slim again

[@Garethsmod]

Calypso: Mr,Hill your wish is for propane and propane accessories to be used for all out door cooking? Your wish is granted Hank:Bwaaaaa! *the planet is getting burnt up by flames made with propane* Calypso: you can smell that clean burning death hahahaha, I am Calypso! and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@eddzetarabbit]

Garethsmod Calypso: Phillip J. Fry. Your wish is to return to the past in the year 2000? Your wish is granted! _grants Fry's wish_ Fry: Aaaaaaahhh!!! _ends up in post-apocalyptic New York City in the year 2000_ Calypso: Too bad everything in New York isn't the same as always in this alternate universe. _laughs_ I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@Garethsmod]

***** that's a good one.

[@eddzetarabbit]

+Garethsmod Calypso: So, Team Rocket. Your wish is to capture an electric Pokémon, Pikachu? Your wish is granted! (Grants Team Rocket's wish) Jessie, James, and Meowth: Aaaaaahhh!!! (Gets trapped in their own cage while getting electrocuted by Pikachu) Calypso: Now you've captured Pikachu, but it looks like you've been caught in your own death trap too! (Laughs) A tad shocking, isn't it? I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@monadoboi871]

Calypso: So, XxMLGSWEGGOD69xX, your wish is to be MLG? Your wish is granted! You are now a fresh piece of Monkey Loving Goop!

[@PCCphoenix]

+eddzetarabbit "Shocking" is right!!!

[@DexholderMark]

Calypso: So, Venom. Your wish is to have your own movie outside of Spider-Man 3? Your wish is GRANTED! *Venom screaming as the spell zaps* Calypso: "Too bad it's directed by Sony, so IT'S NOT PART OF THE MCU CANON! HAHAHAHA!" "I am Calypso! And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal! "

[@EvanSchatz]

A buddy and myself played the hell out of this, dying over and over, just trying to make it to the end... after probably a couple dozen plays we finally made it to the end, we got through the final level in the blimp (? whatever it was) and despite being on the brink of death with limited weapons we stood resolute and braced ourselves for the impending confrontation with Primeval, the ultimate badass car AND THEN HE FUCKING DROVE OVER THE CENTER GAP AND DIED XD

[@vienna15]

Nooooo😂

[@kaijukid1443]

Guess the game realized you went through enough hell and decided to cut you a break

[@az_street_walker4181]

Wasn’t my experience as a kid I had to attempt primeval so many times I legit started having nightmares about him because he plagued my life however we did finally beat him eventually and I tell you what the relief off my shoulders as a 6 year old was real

[@zarcon42]

the twist to some of the wishes were a stretch...kind dumb

[@xxlCortez]

Sweet Tooth's made no sense at all.

[@williamnewman976]

Ironically, Outlaw was the only contestant that didn't get screwed over.

[@comettamer]

You mean like Auger? Yeah, that one was bad, although I guess he got something good out of it: a second chance at life.

[@OctaviousNight]

And thag is exactly why I hate Twisted Metal 3 and 4’s endings

[@jackiethomas6578]

I mean hell, Michigan is funny retrospectively.

[@shaneaycock9306]

Calypso: Cuphead, you've collected everyone's contract for the devil. Now you want my contract? Your wish is granted. Cuphead: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Calypso: I've got plenty more contracts where that came from. Hope you enjoy collecting them. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Doug Funnie your wish is to Leave Disney and Return to Nickelodeon? Your wish is Granted (Doug screams from Calypso Striking Lightning at Him and finds himself at Cartoon Network) Good luck Living under Bugs Bunny's roof (Laughs) I am Calypso and I Thank You for Playing Twisted Metal

[@thespiderpatriot3835]

(Thanos arrives). Calypso: So Thanos, your wish is to get all the infinity stones to wipe out half the universe Your wish is granted!. (Thanos snaps his fingers and we see half of the universe disintegrate in front of our eyes but it backfires and HE is wiped out of existence). Calypso: HAHAHA! what’s wrong Thanos? Don’t you feel so good? HAHAHA! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@giuseppedaddio9176]

If this actually happened in Infinity War, I'd kind of have laughed XD

[@otaking3582]

Nah, I'd imagine Calypso would make everyone in the universe have either their right or left half disappear. They'd still be alive, but they'd just be annoyed over their organs constantly sliding out.

[@YowLife]

I would remove "Don't feel so good?".

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

@@otaking3582 wasn't there a spy guy in TM4 who wished for everyone to have a half of their bodies burnt?

[@otaking3582]

@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 I don't remember that, but then again it's been a while since I've seen all of the TM4 endings

[@smashshane9434]

So Shovel Knight, your wish is to be in Smash Bros Ultimate? Your wish is granted. (Shovel Knight) Ahhhhhhhhh! Now here you are. Among the best. Assist Trophies that is. I am Calypso. And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@Trunkten2601]

Smash Shane So Player, your wish is for Eirika to be a Smash character? Your wish is granted. AAAAHHHHH! Now she’s in Smash Ultimate. As an alt for Lucina that is! (Laughs) I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@vincentvorse]

Calypso: "So Jack, your wish is to get back? Back to the past? Your wish is granted." -Jack gets sent back 65 million years into the past Calypso:"And look! You even have a chance to destroy Aku!" -Jack turns around and is struck head-on by the meteorite that will evolve into Aku and is killed along with the dinosaurs Calypso: "Well, you HAD a chance to destroy Aku. I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal"

[@technnicalvapor007]

¿¿¿Samurai jack???

[@brandonvortex995]

HOLY SHIT! thats some painful irony and twist too! make one for the samurai jack season 5

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

You magnificent bastard If it were allowed, I'd like this comment 7 trillion times

[@Noobclock666]

That made me sad. It should have been being sent to the past and play the shitty games that suck ass.

[@caster25000]

Calypso: The ultimate example of "Be Careful What You Wish For".

[@eddzetarabbit]

Here's a Christmas special. Calypso: So, Mr. Grinch. Your wish is to stop all happiness by cancelling Christmas forever? Your wish is granted! (grants Grinch's wish) Grinch: Aaaaaaaaahhh! (gets sacked and dragged by Krampus) Calypso: Too bad! You're going with Krampus for being too grumpy in Christmas! (laugh) I am Calypso and I wish you a happy holidays for playing Twisted Metal!

[@southanime]

Well, canonically the race takes place every december 24th, so it's a christmas event

[@ThatOneMan830]

That’s a really fun ending tbh, I like the idea that even Calypso would respect the sanctity of Christmas

[@mookiez18]

Axel: wants to be a machine Calypso: makes him a clock 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@SteveOnlin]

i expected a washing machine

[@gaminggoof1542]

Tedious or maybe an actual axel

[@bbroadcast3919]

Calypso trickery doesn't even make sense

[@richard7645]

Time flies when you're having fun apparently

[@jarianharris8240]

Hey, could've been worse. He could've been a copier (which honestly is what I was expecting)

[@silverelite2558]

So Donald Trump you want to build a wall between America and Mexico? Your wish is granted! (Trump):Ahhhhhhhhhhh To bad your on the wrong side of the wall. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@brandommario2]

*Calypso*

[@silverelite2558]

+brandommario2 Ok

[@zomgpirate]

top fuckin kek

[@moonwalkgamingx2315]

Mcel lol

[@SwordHMX]

Agreed, but as a member of the Trump train, I do find it funny.

[@Soul-the-Mysterious]

Calypso trolling level is over 9000

[@fordshelbygt7177]

Calypso Is The Most Powerful Troll Ever Seen Lmao

[@blackpillr9kr428]

I have the up most respect for the voice actor.

[@mitchchaos8836]

Twisted Metal 3: I want to eat all the candy and ice cream I want Twisted Metal Black: I want my curse lifted Twisted Metal 2012: I want to kill my daughter Oh how far video games have gone

[@ledderfayes]

Twisted metal 1: i want a paper bag Twisted metal 2: i want to be a bug

[@K3ntucky123]

@@ledderfayes Twisted Metal Head on: switch bodies of Calypse

[@demochris1786]

@@K3ntucky123 kind of weird that Twisted Metal 1 and 2 are the only Canon games but yet Twisted Metal 3 and 4 and head-on and black wasn't

[@K3ntucky123]

@@demochris1786 Head on is the last part of the canon story and Black take place in Sweet tooth mind

[@twistedmetaldarkside962]

Twisted metal head on has best sweet tooth ending

[@TheSithlord259]

i think the cop ending is the best. yet the police have no job.

[@RooneyHimself]

No, Mr. Grimm's Ending is the best!

[@deeznutz5734]

Agreed that was hilarious

[@Marscael24]

It's a really small price to pay for world peace though.

[@comettamer]

They can easily find jobs elsewhere. Not too shabby really.

[@notsosmartguy6254]

Ehhh fuck cops anyway 🤣

[@UltimateMaxMan]

Calypso: So, Player, your wish is to never see or play Twisted Metal 3 again? Your wish is granted... *Waves arms around* Player: Ahhhhhhhhhhh Calypso: Too bad Twisted Metal 4 is just as bad! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@usefulrooster9600]

+Vlad from Russia Games & more Nah, I think he would of blinded and cut off both of the players hands instead.

[@meatmaster665]

Rise Industries oh shit

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

TM4 had terrible physics...but it's endingd and custom cars were fun. Oh...and Rob Zombies ending was lit!

[@great1006]

Lol, that's what happens when Sony gives over the rights to 989 cocksucker Studios

[@entothevee]

The best comment here!

[@anonnimoose7987]

Imagine's Sweet Tooth's wish: I wish to be a star. A star of Twisted Metal. Your wish is granted. *turns him into a prop for every stage*

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Justin Bieber. Your wish is to become the next Michael Jackson? Your wish is granted! _grants Justin's wish_ Bieber: Aaaaahhhhhh!!! (gets hit by scandals and lawsuits) Calypso: Now you have to deal with child sexual abuse allegations! _laughs_ I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@TomboyGamerGal]

I laughed my head off on your comment. This deserves a thumbs up!! XD

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

You win

[@aguppie]

That wasn't even funny either

[@virtualpellot933]

This just killed me wit' laughter!!!😅😅😅

[@symbiote3220]

well no, they were proven so i guess he just becomes one

[@WaynetheREDSniperLucario]

Calypso: So Heavy, you wish for more weapons? Your wish is granted. Heavy: *Screams as he gets burnt to death by a Pyro with a flamethrower* Calypso: ooh too bad, that is some hot weapon there, hopefully you'll enjoy it when it gets a little hotter *Pyro laughs menacingly* I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@perky8390]

You are my best friend now.

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: So, Heavy. Last time you wished for more weapons. Now you've wished to have sandwich for lunch? Your wish is granted! (grants Heavy's wish) Heavy: Aaaaaaaaaahhh! (ate Cape Cod from the state of Massachusetts) Calypso: Well, you did take a bite off of Cape Cod. Where the city of Sandwich, Massachusetts, is supposed to be at. (laugh) I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@kirbstomped361]

*GET OUT...... N O W*

[@sparkthedog6291]

Calypso: Player, you wish to recieve gratification for beating the game? Your wish is granted! *[walks up to you and slaps you across the face]* You never said _what_ to recieve! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@gaminggoof1542]

Good one

[@Alysa-Aiday]

Back to the Future 2 Nightmare 1985; *Calypso:* "Biff Tanon. Your wish is for Lorraine to love you? Your wish is granted." *Palpatine lightning* *Biff screams, finds himself surrounded by monster truck drivers driving custom made monster trucks paid for with his millions* *Calypso:* "Too bad you won all those millions with that sports almanac. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

[@dgames220]

@@Alysa-Aiday loved it! Back to the future trilogy are my favorite movies ever!

[@dgames220]

Im crying out of laugher 😂😂

[@dgames220]

​@@Alysa-Aiday also, 6 months later, yours is still awesome

[@TheMegamanVX]

I don't care what people say, those endings can make good memes.

[@chiaryoba9124]

Honestly tho

[@heroiclegend3229]

True

[@laurentiusmcmxcv]

But fucking hell, Flower Power is a horrible car, design-wise

[@thirtyseconds2589]

"so (insert a name) your wish Is (insert wish), your wish Is granted, so bad(insert the joke).

[@laurentiusmcmxcv]

@Mickey Maus Flower Power has a horrible paint job ffs

[@crazyjamie7106]

Calypso: So, Beavis and Butthead. your wish is to score with women? Your wish is granted! (grants wish) Beavis and Butthead: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (both get tangled up in two different soccer nets while hit with soccer balls.) Beavis: OW! HEY! Butthead: OW! CUT IT OUT FART KNOCKER! Calypso: Well you two are scoring with women..........SCORING FOR THE NATIONAL WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM THAT IS! HA HA HA HA HA I am Calypso and i thank you for playing twisted metal.

[@slytheguy6988]

Haha, that's hilarious.

[@johnv7317]

Butthead: This sucks! Beavis: Yeah!

[@carmel9583]

That’s more clever then wishing to fly

[@rabdomcommentsectionboiofy737]

That's... ingineus

[@2diefor]

What the hell is this crap, uhuhuhuhuh.

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

Calypso: “So, you want me to be in a compilation video that shows all the endings for the different playable characters? Your wish is gra…HEYWAITAMINUTE!”

[@cossy5316]

I like how sweetooth went from wishing to murder his daughter to wanting to eat all the candy and ice cream he wants.

[@vienna15]

He got old he just wanted to chill 😂

[@blu_blur_0614]

It's actually Vise Versa here

[@michaelweiske702]

Weeelll... In the first Twisted Metal, Sweet Tooth asked for a lunch snack that he called his best friend. In Twisted Metal 2 he asked to become an insect. His wishes up to this point emphasized the *crazy* part of his crazy-killer-clown persona.

[@sev1120]

​@@michaelweiske702I think the fact his wishes seemingly get stranger and stranger is basically that his already broken mind is slipping further and further

[@godofsin4604]

​@@michaelweiske702Harold the wacky lunchsack was more than his best friend

[@riden1234567]

Calypso: So Consumer, your wish is for Twisted Metal 3 to be a good game? Your wish is granted! Consumer: AHHHHHHH Calypso: Too bad all the endings were written by a 5 year old! I am Calypso, and I thank you for paying 49.99 US Dollars for twisted metal

[@HarmonySword]

Calypso: "So Monika, your wish is to spend an eternity with the MC? Your wish is granted" *lightning emirates* Monika: "AHHHH!" *Shows Monika crying in front of a statue of the MC* Calypso: "Now he won't be going anywhere anytime soon *laughs* I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal"

[@Mootsey]

hahaha. Hell, Michigan. Saw that coming.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

I think he would send him to Detroit.

[@thegardener4786]

I thought he was gonna be sent to the hottest country on the planet

[@thegardener4786]

But still it was a funny joke the devs of twisted metal made

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Hell and Detroit Become Minion

[@BlkChameleon]

Road trip

[@vadiks20032]

MR GRIM YOU'VE SNATCHED EVERY SOUL ON THE PLANET... BUT MY... NOW YOU WANT MY SOUL YOUR WISH IS GRANTED *punches car with his leg without doing magic* 5:45

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

Yea he gave him his sole

[@puhskinti9358]

Punches with leg

[@eliteteutonicknight1]

Calypso: "So player, you want Darkside to make a return from his absense in the last tournament? ...Your wish is granted!" Player: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Calypso: "Too bad he is not for *you* to play as!" I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!"

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

I get the feeling that Darkside in this game was a very last minute addition, especially as he isn't playable but Minion, who is way more OP, is left playable.

[@eliteteutonicknight1]

@@DrEarthwormRobotnik Primeval too, that guy would be a blast on the desert level!

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

@@eliteteutonicknight1 Primeval at least was a final boss, I can understand why he wasn't playable

[@Alysa-Aiday]

*Calypso:* "So, Player. Your wish is to create your own custom character for Twisted Metal? Your wish is granted." *Cue Palpatine style lightning* *Me: Screaming* *Calypso:* "Too bad. Only Twisted Metal 4 will let you do that. HA HA HA HA!! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal 3."

[@johnv7317]

Calypso: "Sakura Minamoto. Your wish is to become a big hit idol? Your wish is granted!" *Grants Wish* (Calypso creates a idol application sheet and gives it to Sakura and the next scene we see Sakura leaves her house to go to the idol audition) Sakura: *There are gonna be days full of thrills and excitement waiting for me!* "I'm going now- " (Sakura gets hit and abruptly killed by Sweet Tooths ice cream truck) Calypso: "Your definitely are a BIG HIT...as one of the many pedestrians that got killed in this years Twisted Metal tournament HA HA HA HA HA! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. Sweet Tooth: *Looks at Sakura dead body* "Just more trash on the side of the road."

[@torquettalk]

7:02 my reaction to these endings

[@Therealstoob]

😂😂

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Your wishes is have free jawbreakers? Your wishes are granted! (Grants the Eds' wishes) Ed: Aaaaaaahhhh! Edd: Aaaaaaahhhh! Eddy: Aaaaaaahhhh! (All three suffers from broken jaws) Calypso: Don't worry, boys. I'm sure it will take time or months to heal your broken jaws. Hahahaha! Ed: Oww! My mouth...hurts! Edd: Ooh! Ow! My aching jaw sockets! Eddy: Argh! Aaargh! It hurts! Calypso: I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Caillou Your wish is to eat Chuck.E.Cheeses? Your wish is Granted Caillou: WAAHHHHH!!! (Screams From Calypso Striking Lightning at Him and ends up weighing 90 Pounds) Calypso: Peter Piper's Pizza tastes better Baldy (Laughs) I am Calypso and I Thank You for Playing Twisted Metal

[@genjishimada2855]

Even the creators of this game knew the endings were shit and they especially commented on how bad Sweet tooth looked lol. So they know the endings and characters look like trash lol

[@Clipperwhiz1]

Actually, 3 and 4 were not made by the creators of the Twisted Metal franchise, but by 989 Studios, Sony's in house development studio.

[@RolandTemplar]

@@Clipperwhiz1 ty for the info, specially how drop the comic art by bad cgi, just as Settlers 3 and 4

[@carmel9583]

Just watching these endings sounds better than playing twisted metal

[@gaminggoof1542]

Is every sweet tooth in each game a different individual?

[@PAINNN666]

@@gaminggoof1542 Nope. But different designes.

[@chrysalisld.3002]

"So, X, you wish to live in a world of peace? Your wish... Is granted!" X: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" *X finds himself next to a pile of puzzle pieces* Calypso: "Whoops! I thought you said pieces! Oh well!" "My name is Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!"

[@maxkeegan9183]

"So, player... you want to have a satisfying ending after sitting through all this? Your wish is granted!" *Lightning strikes, screaming, all that stuff. The player is now sitting at their TV and enjoying Twisted Metal 2.* "I could have screwed you over, but I think you deserve a proper reward after all this dreck! I am Calypso, and I thank you for NOT playing Twisted Metal 3!"

[@troypreston1998]

Team rocket's ending Calypso: So, team Rocket your wish is to capture Pikachu? Your wish is granted! (A bunch of Pikachu appear and they all use thunderbolt) Team Rocket: CALYPSO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calypso: Looks like you're blasting off again! Laugh I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted metal!

[@darkmanstudios3828]

ProJared! You want your fans tor forget about everything? Your wish is GRANTED! (zaps and magic) ProJared: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Too bad nobody knows who you even are!I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@zentazym1]

I guess he won the tournament again when Sweet Tooth was in charge lol

[@NCTStudio]

Spider-Man: No Way Home be like:

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: So, Batman. Or should I say Bruce Wayne. Your wish is to go back in time and save your parents from being murdered? Your wish is granted! (grants Batman's wish) Batman: Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh! (his parents are alive, but they're grieving over the murdered young Bruce) Calypso: Too bad. Your parents are saved, only this time you're the one who gets murdered at a young age. (laughs) I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@tronmaster5704]

So, basically Flashpoint Batman's origins?

[@shaggysnax01]

Flashpoint in a nutshell.

[@gaminggoof1542]

That happened though, and Martha became the Joker somehow

[@brandonvortex995]

lol thats flashpoint universe bruce dead his father become batman but much more brutal and bruce mother become a joker

[@jairoherrera4040]

There is actually a comic where his father became batman and his mother became joker.

[@dillonkinder9296]

8:27 Calypso’s revenge from last year.

[@AlyxDps]

I like to imagine that wasn't even Minions wish, calypso just went off the second minion showed up

[@SleepyIceman6472]

Hey at least Minion can check out the area's university.

[@TVindustries5000]

"Bumper! Your wish is to forever hang with your homies?" Oh boy... I dont like where this is going

[@wolfhurricane897]

Thumper.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Calypso: so Mr.Cameron, your wish is to bring the franchise that made you famous back to the spotlight? Very well, your wish is granted. (Lightning) Cameron: AHHHHH! (Terminator Dark Fate is a bomb wordwide) Calypso: now you're on the spotlight again, James. An spotlight Of shame! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: So, Rolf. Your wish is to go back to your home in the Old Country? Your wish is granted! (grants Rolf's wish) Rolf: Aaaaaaaaaahhh! (ends up in a small dilapidated farmhouse surrounded by barren wastelands) Calypso: Welcome to the Old Country, Rolf! Hope you enjoy living the life in a grim world like this! (laugh) Rolf: Curse you for making a mockery of home country of the the Son of the Shepherd, foul wizard of the dragon of Valhalla! Calypso: I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@JudgeBane]

I could so picture Rolf saying that.

[@Alysa-Aiday]

Rolf, from Ed, Edd, & Eddy??

[@eddzetarabbit]

@@Alysa-Aiday Yes.

[@tarriboyd5369]

This is golden lmao

[@ultraatari9298]

I would totally start a Kickstarter for Ed, Edd, and Eddy: Twisted Metal

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Kim Kardashian. Your wish is to become the most hottest supermodel in the world? Your wish is granted! (grants Kim's wish) Kim: Aaaaaaahhhh! (gets set on fire) Calypso: Now that's what I called one smoking hot lady! Hahahahahaha! I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@thespiderpatriot3835]

That is one pretty hilarious ending you've made there

[@kicobian]

thats funny

[@austinfranklin2861]

Should of been more pacific

[@kirbyvanduzer6565]

Now I suddenly want to come up with an ending

[@f.a.f2339]

eddzetarabbit now that’s the calypso I know. This calypso is just corny and not clever at all.

[@LuisGarcia-kg9qe]

Calypso: mr krabs you want to be filthy rich your wish is granted (laughs) mr krabs: NOOOOO! Too bad you can't make any money cause of the odor (laughs) I am calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal

[@phantomthiefjoker939]

Calypso: Princess Morbucks, you wish to have superpowers like the Powerpuff Girls? Your wish is granted. ( Lightning Show ) Princess Morbucks: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Beaten by supervillans so many times) Calypso: Whenever you have superpowers, there's ALWAYS superweaknesses!!! (laugh of insanity) 😆 I am Calypso!!!! And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!! (evil grin)

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Dipper Pines your wish is to eat Taco Bell? Your wish is granted (Thunder Flies leading Dipper to Scream as he dies in the bathroom) Should've eaten at Del Taco I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@NCTStudio]

Oscar Jimenez Jr. canon

[@kingof206]

I was so obsessed with this game as a kid..

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: So, Spawn. Your wish is to be free from being hellspawn, to become human so you can be with your wife Wanda? Your wish is granted! (grants Spawn's wish) Spawn: Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! (becomes Al Simmons, but marries to another woman while Wanda becomes hellspawn) Calypso: Now you're human again. But in this timeline you've married to someone else. And to make things worse, your deceased ex-wife Wanda is now a hellspawn herself! (laughs) Al: Nooo! Wanda!!! Calypso: I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@sebastiancintron29]

Calypso: So Sweet Tooth, you wish to eat all the ice cream and candy you want? ST: Actually I want to wish for something else. Calypso: Didnt hear that lalala, your wish is Granted.... ST: Calypso you fuck..

[@RetroRaven8]

Minion: Just send me to hell, man. Calypso: i'll send you somewhere worse than hell. MISHIGAN! Minion: Nooooooooo!

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Dr. Phil. You want to help me? To turn my life around, away from hosting the Twisted Metal tournament responsible for the many deaths I've caused? Your wish is granted! (Grant's Dr. Phil's wish) Dr. Phil: Calypso! Aaaaaaarrrggghhh! (Gets chained by the heels to one of the race cars in a speedway, where he and the other contestants gets shredded into pieces at high speed by the asphalt) Calypso: I've found a new life for me to turn to! Hosting a new gory racing tournament called High Octane! (laughs) I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925]

High Octane was the game's original name in early development

[@lol0ajo]

Goku, your wish is to fight a powerful opponents. Even stronger than you? Your wish is granted. Goku: :AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! (Goku getting his ass kicks by opponent) It's hard to beat a person who never gives up. I am Calypso. And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: X and Zero! So, your wish is to rid the world of Mavericks? Your wish is granted! _grants X and Zero's wish_ X & Zero: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! _gets surrounded by angry Dallas Mavericks basketball fans_ Calypso: Too bad! You've just pissed off the fans of the Dallas Mavericks basketball team! _laughs_ I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@lessel3465]

You person from 4 years ago just earned my comment

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

Fucking hilarious!

[@phantomthiefjoker939]

Claypso: Elmyra Duff. You wish to have all the animals to pet, love, squeeze, and do experimentations on them? Your wish is granted. (lightning show) Elmyra: Ooooh, pretty.....what the?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (all wild animals and freed caged pets dissecting her) Calypso: These pets take the liking one you......for pet cruelty!!!!!!!! (crazy laugh) 😈😈😈😈 I am Calypso!!!! And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!!!!!!!

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Smeagol. Your wish is to obtain a ring that you've happily desired so much? Your wish is granted! (grants Smeagol's wish) Smeagol: Aaaaaaahhhh!!! (gets a gold ring, but found out that he got engaged to Sauron) Calypso: Well, who would've known that a little guy like you would make a good proposal? Isn't that precious?! Sauron: I do, my precious! Lets get married! Smeagol: Nooooo!!! Calypso: I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@Alysa-Aiday]

I can *SO* imagine that happening!! 😄😄

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Would be better than Amazon's Rings of Power.

[@Hwje1111]

Lmao. A better love story than twilight indeed.

[@anonymouscat02]

In the moral of the story is: Be careful what your wish for

[@chappelltv8964]

True bro

[@LiamG-95]

Calypso: So, Judy Hopps. Your wish is for the world to be forever a better place? Your wish is granted… (Grants wish, Judy screams in front of a swirly background) (Afterwards Judy, Nick, Chief Bogo, Clawhauser and the rest of the ZPD stand in line in front of the local unemployment agency) Calypso: Now that the world is forever a better place, what’re you and all your fellow officers to do for a living now? I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@SuperArppis]

I liked the 2nd games endings way more. These feel like they are lacking something.

[@Shadoboy]

I think the problem is that they tried too hard to stick to Calypso's "I ruin your wish" methods, but they didn't get what made him so good in the first place; the fact that it was the characters' own faults that would screw them over. Instead, the screwing here just comes out of nowhere, sometimes tied with incredibly stupid wishes which just look like an excuse to put in an ending they already thought of. I think the only endings that were kinda smart were Grimm and Minion.

[@matthatter56]

***** I am guess they didn't want a repeat of Twisted Metal 3 endings and that is why Twisted Metal 2012 had an over arcing story. I think they knew they couldn't duplicate the awesome ending that were in Twisted Metal Black. They knew they were incredibly lucky to be able to catch proverbial lightning in a bottle once let alone twice. So I think in the end Twisted Metal 2012 made the right decision. Granted I haven't Twisted Metal 2012 yet but looking at these endings I doubt my opinion will change once I play the game. Famous last word right? lol

[@FlintDragoon]

yeah i loved the artstyle more then the cheap cgi.

[@matthatter56]

. "Whaa I completed a story arc and all I got was the crappy 2 minute ending whaa". "I want mah my money back". Lol you are so right the above would have been just some of the comments that were said.

[@zenkill24]

Actually I like TM Black's endings way more dark and insane

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Helga Pataki. Your wish is to fall in love with Arnold? Your wish is granted! (grants Helga's wish) Helga: Aaaaaaaaahhh! (gets hugged by Arnold Schwarzenegger) Calypso: Good thing you have a boyfriend who's strong and muscular. I think you and Arnold would make a great couple! (laughs) Helga: Argh! Stop! Get off me! You're squeezing me to death! Schwarzenegger: I love you, Helga! Yeah! You love me! (kisses Helga) Calypso: I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@RolandTemplar]

disturbing.. i love it

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Kyle Busch your wish is to win the 2019 MENCS? Your wish is granted (Calypso Strikes all around with KB screaming as loses the 2019 Championship to MTJ by 1 point) Karma for wrecking him at Bristol Last August i am Calypso and I thank you for Playing Twisted Metal

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Actually that's not so bad for Helga, until he cheats on her with the maid 😂.

[@delvin0965]

Calypso: magneto, your wish is for a world of mutants? Your wish is granted! Magneto:AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (World filled with inbred mutants) Calypso: now everyone is distinct with extra limbs and putty faces. I am calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal. Calypso: professor X, your wish is for humans and mutant to coexist? Your wish is granted! Professor X: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Huge pile of people stuck together) Calypso: if chains won’t hold them, I suggest super glue. I am calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal.

[@NanaKyoto]

The CGI is nightmare fuel and the endings are very unsatisfactory and unfulfilling compared to TM2.

[@DeadAimKillah]

If you play for story and decent animation TM: black is the best one by far.

[@joshjlmgproductions3313]

+FlowerBedMonster tm (2012)

[@zomgpirate]

Yeah, the TM2 endings were definitely much more clever and creative, and really show off Calypso's charisma. Don't even get me started on TM4.

[@werwar441]

Actually small brawl was made by the original creators.

[@OmegaKingHyperionPX9]

who cares?

[@charlieray2751]

Sweet Tooth's ending is just like a massive "you only have yourself to blame" moment.

[@abeiscool40]

Calypso: So, Plankton, you wish to have the krabby patty secret formula? You’re wish is granted. Plankton:Ahhhhhh! (Ends up as a Krabby Patty about to be eaten by Patrick) Oh, no! Aaaaah!! Calypso: Looks like he bit off more than he could chew! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@nonamemclovenakamr.n8100]

Okay your is great

[@watermelondreams5883]

These endings in a nutshell: Calypso: "So,(player), you wish for (desire)? Player: AHHHHHHHH! Calypso: (Somehow fucks up the wish)My name is Calypso, and I Thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@Dorkoftheyear-ke9mv]

Watermelon Dreams nah it’s more like this Player:I demand you to make me be the best Calypso:so you want to BEE the best (then makes the play a bee) I got this from videogamedunkey

[@jeremiahthefox261]

Calypso: So,Jeremiah,you want to be the richest man alive? Your wish is granted Jeremiah: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!*is stuck in a huge pile of money* Calypso: I hope you can count them all.....My name is Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@DupontandLowesWarrior]

Calypso: Vincent Waller your wish is to make SpongeBob Spinoffs? Your wish is granted (Calypso unleashes his thunder causing Vincent to scream as SpongeBob and Co. Are Protesting outside) You should've known when to not mess with Stephen Hillenberg's Legacy I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

[@AmyraCarter]

Calypso: "Amyrakunejo, your wish is to be a driver for each Twisted Metal? Your wish is granted!" Amyrakunejo: (curtsies then departs) Calypso: ("Why would I corrupt that wish?")"My name is Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

[@matthewthedark6013]

I preferred TN2's artstyle to this CGI mess.

[@chasawanakamurajeung2349]

It wasn't a mess really until 4

[@matthewthedark6013]

Zone- chan It is a mess though. 4 is just more of a mess.

[@matthewthedark6013]

***** I'm aware, but they didn't have to go CGI. TM2's cutscenes didn't and they looked great.

[@matthewthedark6013]

lonely end Story wasn't exactly my problem though.

[@matthewthedark6013]

Suppose you have a point. Just seemed like a bit of a left field thing for a sec.

[@Mrnano-iu3lo]

Calypso: so kaa, your wish is to hypnotized everyone? Calypso: your wished is granted Grants kaa's wish Kaa: aaaaaahhhh Calypso: Too bad, you're hypnotized too, haha haha, I am calypso and I thank you for playing twisted metal

[@thomasd3104]

A lot of the wishes the winners could have easily done by themselves without entering the contest, and a lot of the "ironic twists" to the wishes in this one Calypso seemed to just pull out of nowhere.

[@ThePandaBrawler]

How nearly every ending goes in this game: "So (insert car name here), your wish is (insert wish here)? Your wish is granted." -Calypso consults with the Elder Gods. -Driver screams. -Calypso gives monkey paw twist to the wish "I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

[@blakedefriend4075]

I remember playing this as a kid. As an adult I love the horror of a monkeys paw situation, which is all the endings of this game.

[@AllGamingStarred]

result of outlaws wish: free society. Calypso: "did not think that through"

[@eddzetarabbit]

Calypso: Darth Vader. Your wish is to turn your son to the darkside? Your wish is granted! (grants Vader's wish) Vader: Aaaaaaarrrgh! (Luke Skywalker turned into a black guy) Calypso: Now you have a son who's much darker in color just like you! (laugh) Black Luke: Hi, pops! Its me, Luke, your son. Wanna play some basketball, dad? Vader: Nooooooo! Calypso: I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

[@CalamardoBasado]

eddzetarabbit XDXD chido

[@dredvax]

eddzetarabbit this comment is underrated asf

[@virtualpellot933]

Wow even Vader got screwed by the king of backstabbin' jerks Calypso! Even Darth Sifious wouldnt screw with this dude!

[@dredvax]

virtual pellot *sidious

[@randominternetuser5872]

I get it But this sounds a bit racist

[@lucasclement9368]

Calypso: King Bowser. Your wish is to marry the lovely Princess Peach Toadstool and make her your devoted queen? Your wish is granted! (grants Bowser's wish) Bowser: AAAAAHHH!! (Bowser is sent hurtling into the swirling spiral. When the vision clears, we see Bowser and Peach kissing happily in a beautiful wedding. But then we time-skip forward and see Bowser miserably being bossed around by a now middle-aged, demanding, and overbearing Queen Peach. We see that she has forced Bowser into making MANY changes to the Koopah Castle interior: floral-patterned curtains; pink wall-paper and flooring; wall sconces with flowers and gemstones; multiple paintings of flowers, kittens, and hearts. We also see that Bowser is now surrounded by dozens of screaming human/turtle-dragon hybrid babies. Bowser cries in agony!) Calypso: Well-well, don't you two make the happy couple. (Cruel laugh) I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[@LarryKoopaFanatic]

Mr. Grimm's ending to me is the most clever because Calypso said that he had snatched every soul but his. And then Calypso says: Now you want my sole? Like the sole of a shoe. Pretty clever!

[@Stofferex]

Oooooh so that’s what it was! That one made me scratch my head...

[@DrCash7]

With all the lame-ass endings here, I was at least hoping that the Outlaw brother and sister would have gotten their revenge from TM 2..

[@AdamGonzebra]

If u see closely on the banner she holds it says will work for donuts OMG FTW!!! O_O hahahaha XD

[@Ale93371]

Well, they tried to get that revenge in TM Head-On.

[@AdamGonzebra]

***** really? lol i didn't know that wahhahaah oh well :(

[@AdamGonzebra]

***** this games endings all of them suck lmao why 989 studio why!!!??

[@xxlCortez]

Especially Outlaw wished the exact same thing in TM1.

[@clownhead5918]

How to fix some of these endings in my opinion (except for Spectre,Minion and Mr. Grimm) Club Kid- have him sent to an elderly people party Warthog- have him get a very large head Flower Power- have it be like Chuckie Flopp’s ending in Twisted Metal: Head On except with flowers instead of money Auger- Have him wish for all his buildings back and have him rebuild all of them Firestarter- Have him try to blow up Calypso but he bounces the bomb back at him and have him turn into ashes in a cartoonish fashion Granny Dread- Have her go back home but when she turns on the tv all of the channels only have car explosions and demolition derbies on them. Sweet Tooth- He gets ice cream and candy but it all tastes and smells awful

[@Hwje1111]

What about Roadkill’s ending?

[@marko-gj1uj]

@@Hwje1111 animals attack him after running into woods

[@Hwje1111]

Club kid should be him being sent to a birthday party for kiddos