Twisted People | Ep. 143 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

👀 Watch our live show from Dec 5 in Oxnard over on patreon.com/lifelineluxury

[@MasterOfMagnet2099]

11:19 Matt trying hard to not address the heavy artillery

[@Getyoahh]

She was so fucking hot

[@a.v.julian9917]

Yeah, she definitely got that Thug Mentality, she heated heavy.

[@benderlikebecks]

The amount of strength they used to not stare at the Tata’s

[@rubenfelixojeda]

10:06 the fluff bonkers in reference.

[@erniemac9166]

Lame

[@rubenfelixojeda]

@@erniemac9166 pervin.. why because you can't see them?

[@hylas2207]

Matt’s eyes were MOVIN lol

[@doylahh]

So does she have an insta or?

[@samjonesj1s]

Oh dude first call was hottest girl in world so that's cool

[@funnydonor9484]

11:20 Matt was doing his best to keep it straight, but she obviously knew the plan. 😂 that look Matt gives Chris is priceless.. As far as Chris goes, I don’t know what those faces were the whole time she was speaking. We know those DMs we’re gonna catch fire if this was 5 years ago. He couldn’t act normal with this submission.

[@thefutureisrobot]

😂😂

[@MattMcLeod6]

Chris is a pro at dissociating. Lol

[@mayes1mike]

Chris: sometimes your face is just your face. Matt: well that’s always the case. Poetry

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Sometimes your default face needs to be resting bitch face when you don’t want strangers randomly talking to you.

[@trevorforrest352]

Hey guys, I'm at work just suckin the crank of McDonald's. But my boss isn't here today and now I get to listen to the new ep, eeeeeeeeeEEEYYESS dude!!

[@Isvvx]

I’ll pay you for a secret stash of Spicy Nuggets

[@ASHsor]

Npc

[@Chris-P]

Everyday I'm huuustlin 🍻

[@annesquivelp]

eeeeyyyyeeeesssss dude 😂😂

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

11:50 Reminds me of that bit Chris did (bounce) “This is my favorite grey shirt” 😂😂😂

[@souldierkid]

If Chris and Matt starred in a brother sitcom movie/show together it would be a BANGER🔥🔥

[@kylemcgill2966]

11:16 the big reveal 😂

[@britt_nic0le13]

As a woman, I have to say… I concur🫡

[@MrChoobsabre]

Sundays would not rip without Lifeline, and we all know that.

[@HayesR.J.]

And the rest is just details

[@Inmotionplays]

Another great ep guys, also over 2 thousand views but under 200 likes? Come on people help the pod grow

[@TAStormChasing]

I sooo dislike when my wife says, "someone should mow the lawn". "We need to fix the leaky shower head". "Someone needs to take out the trash". When it's really just directed towards me to do it. JUST ASK ME directly! No need to beat around the bush. Ha, it kills me 😁

[@gandizzo]

Yes dudeeee. Your example is wayyy more infuriating than the guy from the submission

[@TroubleOnTheWaters]

I hate that so gd much it was like someone was actually saying it to me lmao, I had to check myself

[@onedayatatime723]

11:20 Matt's like 👁👄👁

[@SoyElta]

broooooooooooooooooooo

[@kilomover8890]

Hands down the best intro/outro/ theme song of any podcast!

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

39:23 I read somewhere that replacing “can you” or “could you” with “will you” or “would you” somehow would make someone more inclined to do what you’re asking them to do. I tested the theory on my bf who I lived with at the time and it actually worked.

[@MrHale]

Matt being like "Hmmm.. Interesting.." and saying nothing more about the situation is my favorite thing in any episode he does it in. Always.

[@nutellanebula]

33:34 the "do you want to [complete a chore] " is something I do so much 😅 For me, it's rooted in insecurity because I am afraid of sounding naggy to the person I'm speaking to. I don't want to sound like I'm ordering them around. Also, it may be rooted in insecurity because I feel like-with a specific person-she/he isn't pulling their weight in contributing with household chores consistently, so instead of having an adult conversation about it, I feel like I'm inviting them gently to help do "x" by asking "do you want to ___?" Love you both, Chris and Matt ❤

[@LilPop2]

No one is gunna talk about her huge fun bags…ssssssallgood ma babies

[@chaoticnuetraltv148]

At 11:23 she uncrosses her arms and they take up the entire frame of the video. Matt chuckles and looks at Chris. We all know what he was laughing about 😂

[@Manhandle730]

@@chaoticnuetraltv148 Good lawd!!! I was listening and not even taking in the video, visual style. Hats off to you good sir.

[@timothyrusinko8882]

Would’ve been the perfect time for them to put on their sunglasses

[@xDMG15x]

🏋️‍♂️

[@bayrockdev]

Yuuuup duuuuude! Clicked so fast.

[@MrSnakepowder]

Those at 11.20. 😂 oh wow

[@UNTR3]

Hi friends!

[@jwjitsu]

Happy Sunday!!!

[@jennieguzzamon7922]

39:04 have never felt more passionate about something. it’s a more polite way of asking ! 😅 i feel like if i ask “can you” im ordering you to do it but if i say “do you want to” i’m giving the opportunity for you to say no

[@trumpetmaster83]

I’m proud of Chris for looking away, I understand why respect for himself and his wife

[@brooksdurham8244]

I’ve worn contacts since 6th grade and am 43 now and just wear my glasses. I love it too Matt! 👓

[@DannyTobia]

Show up at EVERY family event. Literally every bday, holiday, graduation, etc

[@EvaRuiz-h8f]

Each of your videos is a little piece of magic. Keep inspiring us with your creations!🦩🦉🖕

[@annesquivelp]

hollywood needs him 😂

[@maddoxknotts9809]

sundays are for lifeline

[@macheteddie]

To the woman with the best friend - you can always ask him how long he thinks he’ll need in order to find a place, then go from there. Also if he has a job etc makes a difference.

[@bryantconley1971]

I agree about the brotherhood. Y’all remind me of me and my little bro. We converse so much alike, it RIPS

[@jwjitsu]

Five minutes after the drop, the bots have already enjoyed and expressed gratitude for an hour's worth of content. Whatever, I guess engagement's engagement, right? Tell your brobots...

[@annapacak8992]

Lol the last guys submission is exactly what Matt did just 5 seconds later! Looool "sit on it" 52:12 They do it all the time and I'm pretty sure most Babies do it with some Congratulations bits 😂

[@SimonaLisaBuRR]

Chris looking like his dad hardcore in them glasses 🤓

[@kodymonroe2613]

I cheers my daughter all the time and its really sweet and fun. That ozzie woman sounds like fun 🙃

[@rooster-bh6td]

bro chris is rambling in the beginning it’s getting worse 😂

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Maybe, but I agree with him about passing people shit.

[@DanielG369]

He needs his magic mind lol

[@7even871]

7:28 this raw potato discussion is the perspective of someone who didn’t grow up digging in the dirt. Who probably never went camping. Never stepped on a rusty nail. I love the Delia Brothers, but they are so soft.😂

[@trumpetmaster83]

Relax dude not that serious

[@CartyCreative]

8:30 Just want to shout out Matt’s acting 👏🏻

[@loganreacts1794]

Been having a recurring dream that lifeline is a daily podcast. Definitely on and popping but the recent lore suggests that too much of something is no good. So thank you for keeping lifeline to sundays!

[@erikkris8449]

“I cheers cocked” is sooo funny wow. Laughed hard.

[@wanderingfool27]

Chris had me dying for the 1st 10 minutes straight

[@OAEditing]

"I want you to meet my new wife, this man" is so funny🤣🤣🤣

[@H0MESICK]

Sundays are for life line!

[@bradabreymusic]

Came here as soon as the first entry started

[@mayes1mike]

Chris asked, “do you have A scissors?” 💀💀💀

[@karievieluf6167]

You haven’t had my mashed potatoes guys! Mine are the shit, periodt!!!

[@tbd6403]

I have never related to anything more than the weird handing thing. I told my wife she puts it in "no mans land". Nothing lives there or goes there.

[@cdukes6597]

I like to picture Chris singing the "Heeeeellllooooooooo" in the opening Lifeline song, full vibrato of course, then Matt coming in with the "will you please seek out a lifeliiiiine" 🎶

[@water3304]

Ancestry lady: If you found your Dad and he's says that to you than you're better off without him. Pushing yourself on the rest of that Family is just weird, unless they reach out to you let it be.

[@brggz]

Matt could be the best dead pan comedian of all time if he wanted to

[@1Up_Gang]

Dude I’m literally Chris in another body when someone hands me something while I’m in the middle of doing something and they just float it in front of my face HEY BUDDY HAVE YOU NOTICED BOTH MA HANDS ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMN!! JUST PUT IT DOWN EEEEYESSSSSSS DOOOOOOOD

[@aarono1800]

10:50 😂 this girl is too funny. She was like “wth? This guy accidentally abandoned me better let him know I’m here… huh. Weird. He’s ignoring me again?!… what gives?” 😂 he doesn’t want you lol take the hint

[@stopdropnroll]

I blacked out laughing at the cheerz cox, random af, couldn’t stop thinking how the lady asking question would go from being excited to be on the pod to the horror of multiple versions of cheerz cox

[@thepeach4638]

I'm not gonna lie, Matt was definitely living the potato talk life

[@CartyCreative]

This episode was great

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

I have always hated people handing me things 🤣

[@spyda1205]

Dude, i was just talking about that doctor less than an hour ago and i watch this and you guys mention him, absolutely wild Dr. Cline from Indiana

[@trishm142]

40:11 😂😂😂 aww man I’m dying

[@miker5438]

Chris saying "can I have a scissors" is wild

[@CR_22]

A bunch of us couldn’t stop singing the song and that’s just the truth 😂

[@timothyrusinko8882]

I know it was weeks ago. I am still laughing at the “Mom Luther King” line. 😂😂

[@jacobembry6709]

Splurt Cobain

[@stownrt61]

Chris goes “Do you have A scissors?” They should debate if he’s wrong for putting it that way 36:03

[@nutellanebula]

Chris is the high hats, Matt is the sexy baseline

[@michaelpondi5795]

Happy Sunday And 1st Lifeline of 2025 🎉😮

[@jaywalshmusicandsong1736]

I have stopped talking to long term friends for constant disrespect. The last time it happened was because he was hired to take care of my place, which he proceeded to make a mess of and did not clean a thing. S'pissed.

[@wytchcroft]

She’s asking “Do you wanna take out the trash?” instead of being more direct with “Will you take out the trash?” because it feels more aggressive to ask directly. She just feels bad for asking you but still really wants ya too, ya know? My bf complains about that too so I’ll take the French Canadian’s note back to the girls and we’ll see what we can do.

[@YNOTMUSIC21]

30:20 When Matt said “see ya man” when Chris was cheersing the cox sent me 😂

[@7even871]

0:52 “I like being an old man and attempting to look Hipster”😂

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Any food that is sloppy, is disgusting. Also raw sweet potato is fine to juice. Doesn’t kill you.

[@kadelu1137]

To the guy in 34 minutes, great that yall talk about it. But how about just making a household plan or voluntarily doing chores? This way she doesn't have to worry about annoying you and she doesn't have to think about everything. :)

[@tiki333halfevil8]

Matt what will it take for you to go to one of Chris' Covina nights??? Plz🙏 Would luv to see ya❣️

[@CR_22]

The accent is so strong you can see it by looking at him 😂

[@rbwatches]

One with the splurt.

[@DanielleRidenour]

What’s the first callers IG? Lmaoooo

[@goodboysongs]

Hey guys, I am siblings and I really like this show because of that. I wish Chris would bring that up sometime. Donnie Patrick Avenue Boulevard samantha

[@racheller8753]

I cheers with any drink💫

[@kaueribeiro2648]

Chris, absolutely don’t have lips that pink.

[@daveismoseley]

Third lady should be a voice actor

[@melissak8892]

"You don't fill in the latino." 😂

[@racheller8753]

27:40 My friend on the west coast just had to pay someone that stayed in her house $15,000 for a relocation fee!! **Always look up tenant laws!**

[@YNOTMUSIC21]

39:45 is the hardest I’ve laughed today. Unreal

[@bishopfx]

Mashed potatoes are a dip in my opinion

[@Jennifer-i3b9q]

Matt looks bangarangin per usual

[@tramp12]

You can cheers with whatever. You know why? Dont matter.

[@haileyoslund]

38:52 it’s because women are often socialized to ask things indirectly or else it seems rude (like you guys were pointing out in the earlier example of women not being able to riff on each other) but in most scenarios it’s actually kind of rude to not ask directly either. Lol

[@kodymonroe2613]

Also when men want something done they usually do it themselves so thats why it seems so weird.

[@haileyoslund]

@ for sure. I do everything myself as well but I’m not married so I don’t have to split chores or children related tasks with another person.

[@NSTLgng]

I woke up on the floor with a big bump on my head. Last thing I remember is passing out at exactly 11:20 . Not sure why…

[@BIGBIGBIRTHA]

There is NO way this will be monetizeable. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tytyyorkie]

Literally knew exactly what position Chris was doing 🤣

[@ohthatmollie]

😂 SAME!

[@GrumpOldMike]

Chris French kiss a red popsicle before the pod? 😂

[@Wiseeydude]

That was a good one

[@LifeRips-j2c]

My boyfriend does the same thing when I ask for stuff.. he'll put it right on my face😂

[@laughingtree8972]

The Irony of ''Sit On It'' is the name of the episode

[@jupiter1664]

Looking at Chris' glasses makes it obvious why he wears contacts

[@HEATSEEKER00]

Come to Ireland and tell me mashed potatoes suck … they are fighting words

[@EvaBerube-n6t]

Great video! I really like the way you present the material - everything is clear, understandable and professional. Keep making us happy with your work!🍭🦇🌎

[@mattkoz9416]

I just noticed, and am curious what y'all think..? I don't like the look of people's ears when their lobes aren't hanging, like Chris's ears are. Matt's lobes are connected to the side of his head.. I've never been a fan of that lmao.. Love u both either way!! So yea just curious what people think about ears.. lol

[@Inhale_Burrito]

This was the wrong podcast to listen to at 3am with people sleeping in the next room Chris please!

[@Husapalooza]

clink... oh yeah

[@CR_22]

So many people decided to move to upstate New York this episode 😂

[@CartyCreative]

37:50 Maco is right. That’s just how people tell you to do it. They’re not asking. 99% of the time.