Jealous Of Myself | Ep. 115 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@racheller8753]

Can Chris try to be interested in other people? Huge fan, but come on fake it!

[@Neil_Mason1]

The caller at 45:00 was hilarious lol "hi it's me again 1st time caller"

[@Chr1st8l]

Hilarious so nervous

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Yes 😂

[@lexieintheskywithdiamonds]

did he say “gay sex” at the very last second ??? lmao

[@joeymossman]

I was hoping that would entice them to pick my submission and holy frig it worked

[@ouijtia]

Thinking of Butters❤️

[@DrDoeg]

❤🧈🐕

[@scuddtv9750]

💪🏽 🐕

[@SolomonFuller]

I lost it when he put the smile hooks on for Lisa. 🤣

[@mkwilson38]

😂😂😂

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Brilliant

[@Magani79]

the best moment

[@Rusty-Halloween]

I was really not having a good day, couldn't feel joy in anything, even stuff I would normally like, but then I threw on this podcast and now I'm genuinely laughing and feeling like myself again... Thanks guys, keep being amazing

[@CR_22]

Matt: asks what movie is picked Chris: explains his every thought 😂

[@teiece7890]

Worst part about this episode was that it ended. M’PISSED!

[@nickb1892]

Dude Chris joking on the 6 person relationship is comedy gold. Please use it in a show, that got me!

[@taylorellis6358]

Matt thank you for your nice comments about vets! We face so much unneeded hate and it’s nice to hear someone with a platform say kind things!

[@SolomonFuller]

Yeah I served 14 years in the Navy and nowadays it feels like everyone is against us. Greatly appreciated

[@chickysandwich]

Heck no y'all charge the price of a car just to keep our little furry fam alive, the vet system is just as bad as the hospital system.

[@SJHD]

fuck vets, I had to try 7 different ones before I found one that either didnt charge the price of a house or didnt just constantly suggest killing my dog ... I've had an extra year and a half since then and still going ... far too many of you dont give a shit about anything but money. If its not you then you dont need to get offended, but dont try and act like there isnt a huge problem

[@SJHD]

that's if you are talking about veterinarians, not veterans ... nothing but respect for veterans

[@bearslinger_3009]

You vets are animal killers. I bet you think it's funny too!

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

34:15 Man is more sad about losing the dog than the girl and I feel his pain.

[@Charles-ij1ow]

I don't even know what he sounds like because I wasn't listening

[@shanesmith3060]

I’ve noticed the view count going down recently, which is odd because every episode is equally as entertaining. Shows who the true babies are, love you boys never stop making these please!

[@StefanBorglducky]

25 minutes in, Chris got me struggling to survive between his "gotcha"-technique on the pancake batter and now the 30's voices :'D Love y'all

[@zachparker4436]

To the guy with the ziplock bag problem, start leaving the toilet seat up! It’s on her to look!!!

[@zburkst2928]

dangerous

[@Todd1990]

I’m in Alabama and been loving your content my guy!! I love you and your brother plus All of the squad Erik Brendan and Bryan! Can’t wait to see you here bro!! I pray it goes great so I get to see you more often

[@MrStylesC]

Ohhh man… guy at 35:00. That really sucks dude, I’m really sorry for you man. Keep your head up. I know it sucks really bad right now, but trust me. THINGS WILL GET BETTER. And you will feel normal again. I hope you find peace soon brotha. I’m sorry you’re feeling this right now. Love from CO man. Chin up!

[@GKTorn.]

"Bingbongingham" 😂

[@yansmith9562]

😂😂😂😂underrated joke

[@ice5010]

To the guy at 34:01 I had an almost EXACT same situation - although five days after putting my childhood dog down - happen almost a year ago today. That shit sucks, allow yourself to grieve both. You need to, to allow yourself to heal

[@terranniet]

The smoothie fixings upside down guy has a point. My bf did this with shredded cheese and I'm still pissed. The doggies had a great treat

[@hanleefree2065]

The half-dead guy in his car insidiously got me HOWLINGGG !! I believe in you, dude. Lemme buy.

[@PhilVG]

Had a similar situation with my dog, he had bladder cancer, we took him home after the vet said euthanasia and he loved another 3 years.. sending love to butters

[@jofohollywood]

Are you sure touring is a great idea for Bryan, at his age? 🦅🦅🦅

[@WidmannBrand]

Matt’s reaction to the “double your money” guy is absolutely amazing

[@rogerfife1893]

Right! If he can “double your money” why isn’t he rich? 🤔

[@baddcheeta.]

33:31 hi June the dog ❤

[@5w8t]

LOVIN' LIFE❕️

[@kermm03]

Love yall thanks for making my Sundays the best :) hope u have a nice day!!

[@wanderingfool27]

That guy who sent in that video should be put on a watch list. You know what guy.

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Life Rips when there's a new Lifeline episode! (& Congratulations & The Private Record & The Golden Hour for some reason

[@G1oryGames]

I’m only 3 minutes in and somethings telling me Matt got into Chris’ Vyvanse 😂

[@anthonyrichardbell]

I totally agree with Chris and the Ziploc bag thing but the trick is you must write the expiration date from the bag on the Ziploc before transferring said ingredients into bag

[@ckyleu]

"I invented my own proprietary system that doubles your money every year" this may be the most hilarious thing i've heard in a long time

[@dizzl5]

I already love this episode because of what Matt said about small dogs👍🏼 my dog had to be put down because of the same situation that butters is going through and so far, it’s been the hardest situation I’ve been through in life. Love this podcast guys 👍🏼

[@Pouya0820]

I just lost my dog yesterday and you’re talking about this now.. crazy

[@slimjadeyyy]

Sorry for your loss ❤

[@1rickopotamus]

I liked timestamps on this

[@ashleighwalton26]

The start of this podcast was absolutely hilarious. Bing BONG

[@CR_22]

S’agressively trying to make you money to take it afterwards to move out the car 😂

[@JP-dx8xt]

Favorite part of Sunday!

[@CR_22]

Butters be like: that’s a lot of selfies with the family lately hmmmm 😂

[@magicman9564]

The dude losing the dog-find a similar looking dog, maybe a white dog and paint it to look like the dog and switch them out and disappear in to the night 👍🏼

[@maynardtrendle820]

I'm glad Butters is home with you guys. Sweet little peanut.😢

[@tylerlocke3776]

"Women would always be talking" says the guy that has never stopped talking lol

[@scottdavidson7543]

Hook Smile joke was the dumbest thing ive ever had hurt my stomach from laughing

[@NebulasBeyond]

Am I the only one who likes the episode before watching?!

[@buythedip5300]

I do that for all the people I sub to or I’ll forget after.

[@jessikahx3]

yea no i usually do the same 😆🤣

[@Darick_C]

That’s the first thing I do

[@SJHD]

This and congrats are the only ones i do it for because it never disappoints (except when they have a shit guest)

[@saltandpepper986]

And on The Private Record!

[@melaniemorgan1595]

Butters was my whole focus. So cute.

[@gear_zero6222]

The end was dope . Jimichimi, then beat drops . 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥

[@StefanBorglducky]

Aww Matt... Laughs aside, thank you for saying what you said about the "girl+dog left" situation, that spoke to me in a way I'm realizing that I needed. Part of me wannaoneone immediately but also I feel like I just got one

[@jennabolmgren]

Trypophobia is the thing Chris is talking about I think in regards to bitter ‘grow your money’ guy

[@gabybesta567]

I have a teacup yorkie and hearing about butters is heartbreaking. Sending u love. They r special dogs ❤

[@deepseablu91]

This episode is SO. GOOD. Lol I love you guys so much. 😂❤

[@isaiahmcneese5766]

bruh the "RIGHT?!" had me dyin 😂

[@brggz]

Chris: were rip roarin and havin a good time, better start talkin about my dying dog.

[@cre8ufitness13]

"I don't even know what he sounds like, I wasn't even listening." Eh S'Chris!!! 🤣

[@terranniet]

The hook smiles is absolutely outrageous 😅😂

[@Sam-q7j4g]

I had the same experience regarding being happy but showing a straight face. I will say that after holding a smile for maybe 30 seconds even if just a smirk, it will want to stay there naturally. Also maybe we get upset because when confronted we perceived it as them saying “why are you upset?” instead of literally why aren’t we happy. We weren’t upset but also often not happy when you’re just casually going about your day in that moment. And if forcing a smile feels like we’re faking it, were we actually happy? Or just okay or normal in our moods but again perceived their question as them implying we’re down?

[@Sam-q7j4g]

You can fill in the blank: S’_____. lol

[@1800cxllect]

Matt gives solid advice 💯

[@keithking3195]

Pinball machine comment absolutely took me for a ride 😂

[@causedefect3432]

Sundays are for lifeline

[@yansmith9562]

Long live Lifeline 😊

[@bgliveshow]

iSmile, you’re welcome!

[@CR_22]

Plot twist: the dog wanted to leave and the lady just went with the dog 😂

[@liamespinosa]

Matt! Thanks for your words! long term me is going to thanks me!

[@Chr1st8l]

The first submission guy is everything right about this world.

[@brettgodbee]

56:27 June popping up killed me

[@enriquejaramillo6098]

21:43 earlier in the episode Matt said it would be weird if Chris said my dad cause it’s both there dad but then does it to Chris lol

[@1800cxllect]

44:10 is so difficult to deal with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylertutt3141]

They really came in firing on all syllables

[@yurrickhunt9707]

28:47 you just double it bro trust me bro give me your money

[@Fruitydookies]

The guy in the first submission only listens to a day to remember

[@YungKaioken]

15:24 The indigenous way 😂😂😂

[@e_gad]

31:41 lol

[@baddcheeta.]

24:15 throw eggggs in your customers faces lmfaooo

[@michaelpaonessa6278]

Simply came here from watching this on my TV to comment how fucking hilarious Chris taking the smile device out like headphones bit to see Lisa made me almost piss my pants

[@AirDwindler402]

Proprietary system guy 1,000% mmmmm'made it all up in his head.

[@AlexWolstencroft]

Or hes been working on it for years and really has something

[@Stefanya-y6c]

I’d be whispering “crowd work” CONSTANTLY

[@Stefanya-y6c]

Over pasta😂😂😂😂

[@ianscott1155]

"What size of the Matrix Reloaded shirt?" 😂

[@realtyrocker]

36:40 damn, matt. coming with the fiiiiiire

[@jennabolmgren]

Lisa: You got those hook smile things? 😬

[@Bobbbbbyhigh]

Good morning

[@OAEditing]

Sundays r for lifeline🫶

[@GloInTheDark]

I need to hear Chris’ thoughts on shin Godzilla

[@7even871]

13:51 hates his wife😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonpestano]

Chris is a physical comedy genius, the old dog Callen could learn from him

[@alexagable]

30:25 trypophobia you're welcome

[@etzahi16]

10/10 hair, 10/10 podcast

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

Lol the guy in his car trying to sell the trading program, the joke was he's in the car and he's poor I'm trying to sell a trading program which if it worked he would be rich.

[@jamesbakken9674]

Yeah how’s that guy struggleing he should be 2x his money each year 😂

[@AlexWolstencroft]

Except when you have 4k to start that means you gotta wait a year just to have 8k. Derp.

[@CR_22]

Heading down a nowhere path should’ve been the title or Godzilla episode 7 😂

[@leviathannephilim7769]

Hope to see you in the 956 RGV McAllen TX 🎉

[@giri.goyo_yt]

The little stuff: Godzilla... I wanted to keep it in ttthheme. Then pulls back from mic and bites his lip. So stoopit! I love the boys. Keep em comin, kids.

[@LifeRips-j2c]

Gotta do one voice😂

[@zburkst2928]

hard hitting ripping and tearing episode

[@DrDoeg]

I have been jealous of myself

[@OldHeadClips]

Love the Mario Bros fits

[@kodamontgomery7137]

To the smoothie guy, leave the toilet seat up 👍👍

[@bobbynojoke76]

dude! i wouldve totally done what that guys wife did with the smoothie bag,i feel like upside down keeps it really really sealed,although i guess its not necessary with the ziploc…i also agree with matt though,i was always taught to put things back how i found them. haha what a great debate! great episode guys. 👏🏻

[@jumpboys1408]

Highlarious!!

[@havesomegratitude]

To the monotone guy: your voice is an instrument, if you don't want to use it creatively, you should get comfortable with people assuming you are in a bad mood because people who are in a bad mood generally do speak in a monotone way.

[@Simsimma33]

3:49 brings up John Lennon for the fifty katrillionth time

[@nonewusernames]

Now that we know about butters we better get more Butters content on your socials, Chris.

[@realtyrocker]

If you love this podcast, you should do Lifeline Luxury. It's so much better somehow. S'magic

[@TaalianLIVE]

I don't know if the dude was talking about a premade smoothie, rather a bad of frozen fruits you use to make a smoothie which is not gross at all lol

[@TomB-m6p]

She not gonna let you hit Matt haha ;)

[@kayslay888]

the indigenous way 😂