Twisted TikToker's House of Horrors

[@DeffreyyJahmer]

He is the guy we all pretend to be when we impersonate a douche.

[@fermentedfrank8]

His clips would be hilarious if it was a ironic parody of a Californian, and not actually how he is😂

[@wazzer912]

How did anyone marry him???

[@FrostRare]

It’s uncanny lol. How someone can live their life as a fully fledged cartoon character without any self awareness is beyond me.

[@hastyhillfarmand4x480]

​@@FrostRareschizophrenia

[@FrostRare]

@@hastyhillfarmand4x480 this man doesn’t have schizophrenia im not talking about mentally ill people.

[@Little_Red_Riding_Hoodlum]

Him standing in court shirtless, pecs flexing, duck-faced with a fancy hair scrunchy is almost the most bizarre court appearance I have seen yet.

[@annazaman9657]

Lol. I'm imagining that in my head

[@Little_Red_Riding_Hoodlum]

@annazaman9657 You don't have to just imagine it, it's actually in this video 19:25! Truly some cuckoo bird sh!t.

[@glenda3362]

well he looks like an idiot addict to me

[@buggyboogle9]

Probably believes as he’s from Tarzana, he has to come as Tarzan.

[@PamelaContiGlass]

I know right? Eventually someone is going to get this douche as a cellmate. Is that even legal? Could it be “cruel and unusual punishment”? Maybe his prison mates can seek redress at The Hague for being subject to torture and mental distress. Imagine, every day you wake up and there he is, on the next bunk, half naked and making duck-face lips at you. How long do you go along with it?

[@breezluize3282]

All the news reports kept emphasizing how he came from a powerful Hollywood family, when in reality it was his wife paying ALL the bills.

[@xamdaxamda]

Couldn’t agree more

[@squishy_cat2]

Makes you really think it is him paying with first assumption but then in the end it only goes to explain how entitled and disgusting this man's personality is.

[@tinaroberts5858]

Well that's what they claimed. No one knows the actual truth

[@2ndround415]

Exactly! If it wasn’t for this channel we wouldn’t have known this and it’s interesting how that narrative is being pushed.

[@DM-kl4em]

He took a page out of the "Clark Rockefeller" playbook!

[@TheSpiritualjrny]

I don't know how anyone could spend more than 3 minutes with this guy.

[@johnmclaughlin1946]

It's not his fault that he's irish

[@TheSpiritualjrny]

@@johnmclaughlin1946 lol. I love Mike ❤️

[@CocoWantsACracker]

Especially considering he uses the word "like" as if it's a mandatory opening statement. Ugh.

[@brendaredmond4678]

Shouts out to his poor kids. I can't imagine having this DB as a dad.

[@julietarossetti7426]

Oh God, don't make me imagine that! Poor little blighters.

[@lucyferreira7595]

DB .. SHE PAID FOR EVERYTHING

[@lalathebenificent1335]

You mean "shout-tout"

[@Eskapismus]

​@@lalathebenificent13356:51

[@SteveMe21685]

@@lalathebenificent1335lmao did you not watch the video? She’s referencing the videos he was making where he’s always giving “shouts out” lol

[@andrewrobinson1634]

Blaming the waiter for burning his food... clearly a very bright star.

[@ElSueno97]

I was about to comment this, this is not a dude that thinks before he speaks.

[@SunnyDallasRealtor]

Plus who eats at Nordstrom? It hasn’t been good since 1925 at least

[@fugginrambo]

Ahhh yes the waiter with checkered pants who stands behind the grill and throws meat on the grill. Then U have the bartender who makes soups and does kitchen prep. Don't forget about the hostess who pours cocktails and connects kegs of beer in the basement.

[@MásCebollasPorFavor]

If I had to cook the food and wait on the tables, I'd burn the food too! 😂

[@garrysekelli6776]

Waiters earn about 4 times what chefs earn, despite providing about 1 third of the labor. Capitalism at work.

[@bradfry5403]

Shouts out to the homeless guy that called the police after finding her body , shouts out to the day laborers for going to the police and of course shouts out to Mike for sharing this story.

[@Mystery207]

Hehe!!!!

[@oldhickory4686]

They probably were like, "We desperate for cash, but not that desperate"...

[@sleepingontheblacktop6053]

Shouts out to the first two police stations that had better things to do than investigate a possible homicide.

[@lyv8627]

😂😅

[@ntandosekay]

Shouts out to you for all those shout outs😂

[@Soulsfromthevoid]

🤣 I met this dude once while working as a security guard at the Fallbrook Shopping center. He was whining about how his "Famous" friends were "Picking on him". I had no idea who he was. I thought he was a homeless guy. 🤣

[@CBrown86]

“Shoutout to my like, friends or whatever that call me a douche or something like, I dont even know dude like whatever”

[@H37P5kY57]

@Soulsfromthevoid The Haskell family were my clients and I knew Sam III as whenever he needed something I would drive to his house or needed something from my boss he was a VIP client so I always knew if my boss gave anyone attached to the Haskell family that means he trusts you as Sam isn't a client you want to piss off... I'm just surprised that this is Sam IV as it doesn't at all reflect of how Sam or Mary are like.

[@Soulsfromthevoid]

@@H37P5kY57 I'm not someone people want to piss off. I may not be rich, but I am a man that has had quite enough of being threatened and intimidated and people thinking that I'm going to just submit. Just ask the man who pulled a gun on me in February. He walked away with a cracked rib, busted face and a fresh pepper spray tan to match. Years of people pushing the wrong button can make a man unhinged.

[@kushfairyny1]

Welp he did say he was going for the "burnout" look. 😂😂😂

[@reneeklein9159]

“He was married…. Amazingly “ hahaha Mike never fails to make my day better

[@thevegandragon_]

That was the same reaction I had when I found out my stalker is married... She probably doesn't know her 31 year old husband spends his days pretending to be a 14 year old girl online doxxing innocent people for not agreeing with him, encouraging victims to be raped and killed, and posts underage content that for some reason social media accounts won't delete...

[@PaleHorseShabuShabu]

I was amazed that he was married to a woman.

[@reneeklein9159]

@@thevegandragon_ that’s really terrible I’m sorry to hear that. My ex was a scumbag and also stalked me to the point I was positive that I had an AirTag on my car. Turns out he just had no life and apparently no shortage of friends to borrow vehicles from to watch me daily. ….. which when you think about the amount of time you have to dedicate to following someone everywhere…. Everyday……it’s like a full time job. I’m glad you are okay… I’m glad you aren’t in that situation….. hopefully 🤞

[@katthefantastic]

​@@PaleHorseShabuShabu Right!?! Don't think he's being honest with himself. 🤨

[@chr3ist0ina]

I agree. She probably has caught him many times wearing her clothes and taking duck face selfies. The valley girl talk is so freaking annoying. You couldn't pay me to watch any of his videos. Hope her and her parents find justice.

[@oggaBugga]

I didn't realize people like this actually exist in the real world. Staggering that someone would actually mary him, let alone stand to be in the same area as him for more than a few minutes.

[@user-mb3dx5fl9f]

i swear I would rather marry Britney Spears with knives than this dude.

[@donaldemerick2132]

She probably just wanted citizenship

[@user-mb3dx5fl9f]

there are easier ways tho. just marry a soyboy pushover. less headache same result@@donaldemerick2132

[@nhmooytis7058]

He’s a walking parody.

[@Julia-uh4li]

Yeah, Ben Stiller in Zoolander immediately came to my mind. Everything about him was very wrong.

[@smokenote6105]

It's insane to me that the trash collectors had to go to three different police precincts before the cops decided to take what they were saying seriously.

[@helena3631]

Most likely they were Hispanic and they were accusing a white wealthy man

[@WagerWarriors11]

It’s la that’s why 😊

[@chaoswitch1974]

It's probably not that. It's probably because the house was outside of the jurisdiction of the first two.

[@theespartanff3188]

​@chaoswitch1974 just another way of saying "not my problem"

[@AholeAtheist]

I mean, it's crazy that they took the bags back to him first. Why didn't they just take them straight to the police and tell them where they got them? But also, what chaoswitch said there is probably also true, but if you show up with dead bodies, the cops at those precincts would have called the cops from the applicable precinct to come and get the evidence and interview you.

[@DynastysDreaming]

Yo real quick, shouts out to That Chapter for being one of the best true crime KZbin channels.

[@snarkmark]

🤜🤛

[@mariepratt5844]

Good one!! Funny 😂

[@soniab78]

Shouts out real quick to you for winning the comment section 😁

[@pennyp7382]

Shouts out to your shout out.

[@chelsamomoLOU]

The way he was constantly pouting in his videos stirred up an uncontrollable rage in me. Had to stop watching and just listen to this one! Great video as always, Mike!

[@denisemarie3734]

Omg the pic at 7:16 made me drop dead with laughter.

[@whoarewe7515]

How long before he gets punched in prison? 🤣

[@harrypottah8889]

Same omg same

[@jxn1056]

Ughh...same! 😚😙😗 😂😂😂

[@jxn1056]

​@@whoarewe7515Six seconds!

[@OpEditorial]

Even in handcuffs he's still pouting like he caught his reflection in the glass of the holding cell while contemplating a random thought about if water is "vegan" or not.

[@semdmdtg]

hahahahaha

[@JackPeloquin]

The “pouting” is the meth. No fucking doubt.

[@nadogrl]

@@JackPeloquin- Good to know.

[@Silversolstice548]

merMAN!!!

[@simrdownmon6431]

I really hope the kids go to the moms family in China because if not, they're being raised by the same failures that raised this monster.

[@BobVance529]

Just wanna say “shouts out” to Mike for consistently bringing the good stuff.

[@heartnsoullife5188]

LOL good one 😂

[@SunnyDallasRealtor]

Shout outs to giving it a gooooo

[@Auggievf]

Where is my Mike phrases super cut????

[@brucathe]

Let's give it a... shout out

[@JK-gm6kk]

Gen x'er using zoomer lingo isn't cringe whatsoever

[@darksoul479]

He's not going to have to worry about someone burning his fillet in prison.

[@rootfish2671]

He’s going to worry about someone glazing his filet in prison

[@darksoul479]

@@rootfish2671 😂

[@AMunoz-rh9cz]

LOL😂😂

[@suikerpoppetje1946]

Nah.. they'll eat him RAW, Diddy style 😂

[@yawnyapocalypse616]

He doesn’t just *seem* completely intolerable - he IS completely and utterly intolerable.

[@catserver8577]

Can only imagine that the prison bros are like "This a**hol...."

[@cokebabies]

One of the few videos I've seen on this channel where the murdering aspect isn't the most offensive aspect of their personality.

[@laurenwest3090]

So accurate!.. I was cringing so hard! Every time he spoke I was saying ew,ew,ew,ew!!

[@osvaldomedina173]

"Shout out to cell block 13, I´m the prison bitch now"

[@keithroberts9869]

If this "bruh" was in the car with you, I guarantee you'd jump out, at speed, within a minute

[@narakhin3936]

When parents won't say no to their kids, this is the worst outcome

[@isabelwatts72]

Exactly

[@gucci3541]

he is clearly insane. he needed meds for a long time.

[@RerememBerering]

Yo, shout out to the parents.

[@beutfulimagofgod]

This is more than just not saying no. This is likely the result of literal permissive parenting or authoritarian parenting. I would say more likely permissive. This man had no idea what discipline looked like until he got to the justice system where he probably through daddy would be able to save him once again. I hope the grandfather has changed. If not, I hope those children do not get left with him.

[@salineaddict9850]

Naw that dude is fucking insane. No amount of saying No is going to change that

[@BoxOKittens]

This poor family, I feel so awful for them. They were all working so hard for Mei Li, clearly having so many high hopes and dreams for her future, and she was also working toward her goals. To have all of those hopes and dreams and hard work cut short, all because of one pathetic loser. It makes me feel sick and sad.

[@sofly5286]

Seriously

[@gracecolville5041]

It makes me so sad to think 😢

[@pamspencer5733]

Water seeks it's own level. Who would breed with this sociopath?

[@jenelleclark328]

I know it may seem like a small thing to some, but can I say how much I appreciate the way you ensure you’re accurately pronouncing the names of the victims. It means a lot that you carefully consider those who lost their lives and that their names are never forgotten. ❤

[@Gemini_Godhand]

"Shouts out to your jail homies" is the most appropriate way to end this segment. Thanks Mike!

[@bigospig]

This guy will never be out-douched. Ever.

[@ZarpSterr]

You may well be right. This fool would not make it ONE day, in the real world.

[@DonMarzzoni]

There is always a douche who will out douche the biggest douche.

[@Itried20takennames]

@@ZarpSterrSo true. Did I hear right that he said he put “bitter” and “angry” on his resume? At least potential employers can thank him for outing himself as utterly unsuitable for any job, and being a walking red flag.

[@suzyrottencrotch5132]

TRUMP 2024 , ivanka 2028 and Barron 2032. 😊

[@IsabelnoReally]

Honestly he is the GOD of DOUCHES…. And yeah, TRUMP definitely is his main follower

[@a.b.d.3974]

Curious what the father has to say since he's been enabling his criminal behavior his whole life.

[@travelwithtony5767]

I bet the apple didn’t fall far from the family tree.

[@elisabethderu1817]

Carved from the same wood ....

[@andreabobbette825]

Dad looks pretty suspect as well.

[@smokinwitdetrimental347]

You don't get that high up in hollyweird without being messed up in the head or not in control of your mind, body and spirit.

[@MyPokeBox]

Just cause the dad had money doesn't make him a bad guy. What about the mom? You're an idiot.

[@noartificial7420]

''Shout out to your jail homies...'' got me at the end. I love you Mike. Keep up the great work!

[@lyudmilapavlichenko7551]

This guy is indistinguishable from a parody.

[@cdes1776]

Good SNL fodder!

[@lyudmilapavlichenko7551]

@@cdes1776 There's no way SNL could be more ridiculous than this guy. 😂

[@melissamoonchild9216]

yeah thats what I was thinking, he seems like a charicture

[@melissamoonchild9216]

​@@lyudmilapavlichenko7551I dunno he reminds me a bit of Fred Armisen's 'Californians' skit

[@smubblie]

Watching his tiktoks and honestly, if it was a "bit" this guy would be hilarious.

[@Murphys13Law]

Sam's voice makes me want to run into traffic in a lightning storm holding an antenna.

[@LeanneFowler-ms5xc]

I know, right? You have read my mind.

[@kaplingnag7267]

@@LeanneFowler-ms5xc same! almost stopped watching just for that lmao

[@mariondi]

😂🤣😭☠️

[@mikelobes3659]

If anyone wanted to see what a true narcissist looks like…

[@ZarpSterr]

Yup...he's WAY beyond any remedy.

[@supraguy4694]

He reminds me of Luka Magnotta

[@ethandoyle8812]

@@supraguy4694 yes!

[@JuliaEBH]

More like a psychopath

[@lime1531]

The host of the show isnt that bad. 😂

[@LBStew]

I can't imagine he will survive more than a week in the general population of any prison.

[@christenwarner7558]

He has an awfully pretty mouth. I worked for DOC long enough to tell you, he's not gonna make it unless he becomes somebody's punk.

[@jessicasmith6873]

If he has enough money, he can trade

[@melissajacobs5822]

Not with all of his teeth anyway 👊

[@lizf1353]

You'd be surprised America is a capitalist place money buys a LOT. Including safty in prison 😢

[@taliayou4775]

Some of those people are in there for the same thing and no one bat's an eye. That prison justice things usually a myth. The prisons in this country are packed.

[@doclewis8927]

I hope the kids are okay. What a terrible loss for them. Loosing such a large portion of your family plus your dad being the cause of it is such a harsh blow to them. RIP, Mei and Mei's Mother & Father, RIP.

[@superwildside4585]

He set them free?

[@ewarrior9776]

No they will be raised by their equally douchy grandfather.

[@annenelson5656]

I hope the kids will change their names from Haskell to their mother’s maiden name. They should erase that douche bag from all the family records. They should also never let anyone from the Haskell family visit or have any contact with the children.

[@annenelson5656]

@@ewarrior9776 That sucks. The Haskell name should be erased forever. Give the kids mom’s maiden name.

[@tillitsdone]

it's losing, not "loosing."

[@Magical_Thinking]

It’s the constant Zoolander face poses that gets me. He’s like a real life version of the characters on SNL’s, The Californians. I live in Southern California and I never laugh as hard as I do when I watch their version of what Californians are. First, because there are actually people like that and secondly, the storylines are spot on. From the housekeeper, to the gardener, to the superficial residents like the douche in this tragic story. He is a product of his upbringing with no doubt a tinge of mental illness. He knows the difference between right and wrong. Pray that their orphaned children don’t get raised by his parents…

[@lyfe_of_lyndsey]

Omg I just commented he’s Zoolander meets Napoleon dynamite 😂

[@-xirx-]

He looks exactly like a youngish Owen Wilson. It's scary, especially the first picture Mike shows of him (1:48)

[@junemarshall-kingsley566]

This is why a lot of people are high-tailing it out of CA.

[@yvonnecortes_]

I freaking love the Californians on SNL 😂

[@maramiro80]

I had the same thought when I heard him talking he immediately reminded me of that same SNL sketch... I did not think that was realistic until I saw that guy

[@rideauxbaldwin6071]

When the first clip of the guy was shown, I had a very visceral reaction to seeing and hearing him, but I thought I should be fair. Then the other clips of him played. I realized I HATED him for even existing.

[@annalau2596]

I agree, he seems so insufferable,it is hard to believe he is real.

[@Karenanne247]

Hahahahaha me tooo 🙌

[@christenwarner7558]

I think I threw up a little. Ugh! Disgusting!

[@ElizabethGrindon]

lmao

[@drjanines3301]

Me too

[@thisiskaleidoscopic]

I find it really bizarre that there are no more articles regarding this... zero updates..

[@nikkim8155]

super weird

[@Justintime619]

The fact the labors had to go to THREE police stations is disgusting!!

[@ChosesinWon]

They should have drove to the police station with the bodies. They would have had evidence and NO police would turn you away when you show them body parts.

[@ChosesinWon]

@darkwingduck3477 Exactly.

[@JohnSmith-jz4pk]

It’s cuz cops are racist. Also the that chapter shirts look SOOOOO cheap

[@CantTellYou]

Shouts out to police stations being disgusting

[@Conor-ej9do]

Sam the turd 😮

[@-SarahElizabeth-]

My skin crawled off my body listening to this guy.

[@heather8518]

Yes, he's awful!

[@Karenanne247]

I love your description 🥂👌

[@HorrorHermitofHell]

Shouts out to the guy who looks like he went to a plastic surgeon and said, "Gimme a young Val Kilmer and a bit of Kato Kaelin "

[@laleona776]

😂🤣 spot on!!

[@AlaFrigginBama]

….and the personality of creepy Jared Leto…

[@sindylivesey7915]

I can see it 😂

[@mikesanders8621]

And gimme that Forest Whittaker eye, for the sympathy.

[@NunyaBizness2.0]

Omg Kato Kaelin? That’s a name I haven’t heard in 30 yrs

[@Limeydawg-1973]

Zoolander was a perfect description. I laughed when he was in court still doing his duck lips thinking he can "I'm too sexy" the judge and court..

[@herpaderp-bp4pe]

I can't even decide if he's more like owen wilsons and ben stillers character more lol. His face doesn't even look human

[@kathyorourke9273]

Zoolander was a joke but this guy wasn’t joking. Sad.

[@Tammylovemyink]

This guy has been absolutely crazy! He used to call the escort company that I managed. The girls would get there and he would try to tell him that he didn’t have to pay because he was “important “. He also would try to touch the girls and it got to the point that we wouldn’t do business with him and he would call trying to pretend to be someone else. Like I didn’t recognize him. What a psychopath!

[@chilibeer3912]

Does escort mean something different than I think it means? How do you complete a transaction with an escort without touching them? He is an absolute POS nonetheless and I bet the boys in prison will enjoy his glowing personality.

[@user-mb3dx5fl9f]

sociopath. psychopaths are smart and control themselves well. while this dude cant control himself and is approximately as smart as Patrick from SpongeBob.

[@Tammylovemyink]

@@chilibeer3912 they would get there and he didn’t want to pay so they would either leave or he would pay.

[@crackheadmick3613]

​@@chilibeer3912 escorts and prostitutes are separate things, they sell companionship instead of sex so touching them was probably inappropriate

[@Tammylovemyink]

@@crackheadmick3613 exactly. Thank you for pointing that out.

[@rogermortis6583]

Two seconds to hate the guy on sight, duck lips do be powerful. Then he spoke and wow, Tik Tok personified.

[@danbaker7640]

Exactly, how this obvious fairy have a wife ?

[@drjanines3301]

Ikr

[@CenturyHomeProject]

You have to really feel for the gentleman that found the body in the dumpster. He’s homeless, looking for food, and find that.

[@franceslee766]

❤

[@atmywhitson]

Right! 😞 Trauma that nobody hives a shite about bcuz you aren't a rich suburbanite.

[@parisjones2265]

💯 most of us are one wing investment/job loss/medical bill away from this and then you're met with more horror

[@h0rriphic]

Truly. He absolutely has night terrors from that.. Finding a corpse when you’re hungry enough to dumpster dive has to be soul destroying. I hope he was given help after that incident…but I already know he wasn’t.

[@justabitofjunkie]

He was looking for food and found food, albeit a tad more spoiled than he was used to. I'm sure he made out quite fine with his discovery.

[@jojosharp5872]

The way he looks at himself hes just so in love, ive never seen anyone be so attracted to themselves

[@brettbaratheon9776]

Other biggest crime about this story, $7000 mortgage payment. Yikes, WTF?

[@Ze_Moose]

That's insane

[@BananaHammock2001]

That’s CA, and in particular, LA. That’s the area where the kardashians live

[@BuckFidenMD4547]

For an average house built in the 70s at that

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

That’s Los Angeles. It’s hard to find a home under $1 million there anymore.

[@archlich4489]

For that money, you could buy 100 of mike's $70 shirts!

[@BAW47]

Shouts out to Mike for being consistently consistent

[@paulstyle007]

Brilliant

[@docholliday7226]

Shout out to Mike's shirt!

[@darlenepowell9304]

Thank you for always being respectful to the children, you always give them their privacy. 😊

[@Marin3r101]

Why wouldn't he? He isn't some MSM reporter looking for cringe/outrage content....

[@shannon222ish]

Mike's the best. He keeps it classy ❤

[@jasper5053]

Your videos haven't shown up in my algorithm for months! I used to watch every video as soon as it came out.

[@soude85]

Same!!

[@shazbazzy]

Sameee

[@staciicats7330]

That happened to me too, now I have lots of videos to catch up on. 😁

[@conmcg84]

Unsubscribe and then subscribe again should sort that issue 👌

[@juliewagner6854]

Same

[@omarra6781]

I don't think there are enough words to describe this guy's oddness. Very seldom have I seen anyone THAT odd.

[@JackPeloquin]

Meth!!!!!!! One word.

[@lamontcranston8181]

Never listened to Kamala Harris speak, eh?

[@omarra6781]

@@lamontcranston8181 Yes, I have. I choose not to any more than I have to, though.

[@pickles3128]

I know right? Either he has had some serious botox injections or he is constantly making a stupid duckface at the camera. Probably both. Also, this guy sounds incredibly feminine, I wonder if his wife was just his beard, there is no way he's not at least bi. The guys in gen pop are going to make use of those DSLs, either way.

[@carlmorgan8452]

He'll have plenty of time for Self reflection sitting on death row

[@susanhughan2198]

@20:32 I swear, while starting to watch him standing in court, I said out loud (to no one there) “Why is he shirtless & chest pec flexing?” And cue Mike “I hear ya barking big dog” 😳 You’re totally in sync with your subs, Mike !! Thank you for covering this, I hadn’t heard about this yet !! I know you’ll be keeping us updated 👍🏼

[@bluegreenglue6565]

I heard Neil Diamond in there... : )

[@susanhughan2198]

@@bluegreenglue6565 lol you know usually it’s Neil Diamond but this time… it was Mike 😂

[@kenw2225]

Well it's obnoxious. If Mike wasn't gonna comment on it it's because he wasn't gonna have it edited in.

[@HorrorMetalMaestroRedrusty66]

I went through this guy's IG a while back. It's pretty WTF, but the most interesting thing about it, you'll never see him with anyone, no one, not a single friend or anything in any videos...out of 100's.

[@maynorgonzalez251]

0:44 “ He was married amazingly” 🤣😂

[@citylineman]

The Zoolander comment covered this POS perfectly. It's hard to believe there are human beings like this......and that people actually will "follow" them. I am almost convinced we are lost as a species.

[@animula6908]

He’s an evil murderer, but his videos appear to be non-serious in nature. That’s pretty obvious so idk why everyone is using his posts as evidence of his real personality. Surely nobody still thinks you can look at social media and get a genuine feel for who people really are. God help you if you think that, because that’s the last thing you should think looking at people’s social media posts.

[@simrdownmon6431]

Remember, 99.99999% of human beings never followed this pos anywhere.

[@simrdownmon6431]

I'm glad his parents are still alive to suffer the shame brought on by failed parenting.

[@brenda0823_]

I lmao at that comment!😅

[@MickMcGarnackle]

​@@animula6908Did you not see the picture of him with his dad? The dude is actually that much of a douchebag. You must have some things in common with him if you feel the need to defend him.

[@midnyte_ryder]

The Zoolander reference was absolutely spot on dude. I was waiting for the Derek duck-lips 😂

[@TheMissuz82]

I couldn’t listen to him talk for long 😂 that Zoolander reference is too accurate

[@starlingswallow]

YES!!!! THATS who he reminds me of!!!!

[@dotnet97]

He talks way too much like that psycho Luka Magnotta

[@CarpeNoctem135]

I got the black lung papa

[@m.j.p.1482]

Shouts out to you, Mike! Thanks for everything.

[@jackiecartwright9343]

Why do I feel like his being a murderer isn’t even his worst quality?

[@amymccammon9078]

Right

[@noahwilson3025]

Literally, 3 hours ago there was a news article on this. I was disappointed at the lack of information and no real reporting on Sam Haskell. I get here and Mike answered the questions that were in my mind plus information I had not yet thought of. Thank you Mike, as usual, you came shining through while showing great respect for the victims. Very sad story. Sam is one bat poop away from total loss of his mind. god help him.

[@Conor-ej9do]

❤

[@benlachenal771]

He epitomises the culture of today. Even in court, he is STILL pouting, hoping people will be impressed by him. What a sausage!!!

[@janedoe-hq9vn]

He has, "Zoolander" written all over him. Those faces he makes!😅

[@CantTellYou]

Shouts out to the lip pouts out

[@DottieMinerva]

So lazy and allergic to work that he hired people to move bodies.

[@nonna_sof5889]

I mean, the word entitled, in the negative context, means acting like someone with a title of nobility. So I don't think it's new.

[@katehobbs2008]

I think he has had filler 8n his lips. Duck-face, to quote Four Weddings and a Funeral.

[@deletedwaffles]

I'm Californian and I've never heard anyone here talk as surfer bro as this guy. There's no way he doesn't overexaggerate that accent.

[@LaP-f6m]

If they don't act black this usually how they are.

[@ChaneVazquez-rx2dy]

Man I've been watching this channel with my Woman of 10 yrs. Now since she passed last year I still watch thinking about the times we had watching your channel. I watch this channel in her memory. it's kinda like all I have left of her.😔I miss you so much Margaret Lysikiewicz and I will always love you.❤❤

[@shay4ojibwa638]

I’m sorry for your loss….🤍🕊️🤍🕊️🤍

[@ChaneVazquez-rx2dy]

@shay4ojibwa638 Thank you so much! Mean alot to me.

[@Mephisto-ie2xg]

I'm so sorry.

[@ChaneVazquez-rx2dy]

@@Mephisto-ie2xg Thank you! It's been really hard! I appreciate the kind words.

[@stacey8501]

I'm sure she's still watching with you, friend

[@00IcySky00]

The compilation of him saying “shouts out” 😂 brilliant

[@johndhchoi]

Two absolutely not surprising elements in this story: cops being lazy af and the murderer driving a tesla

[@naomiledger1374]

😂

[@carlmorgan8452]

🎯

[@Vaille32]

Hey you, shouts out to all the Valley Dudes out there.

[@CDubz12]

Their poor children, they’ve lost their mother, they’ve pretty much lost their father too, they’ve got to come to terms with the fact he killed her and they’re in child services now, which must surely be contributing to their trauma… just awful for them

[@OCV102]

also lost their grandparents maternal side. I dont know if the other grandparents will raise them (they seem to be nuts too) or better relatives. Dont think they will move to China. Or will be adopted by foster parents. Plus they are half asian so they will have identity issues too

[@amaliarisso]

For what's worth, that father it's better lost than found

[@Lucifurion]

You have no idea how fantastic it is to finally see someone who knows the difference between "their", "there" and "they’re". Thank you Sir, thank you.

[@IsabelnoReally]

It could be argued he was NEVER a father to them, he was obviously very selfish

[@SlightlyPeeved]

Hopefully the uncle has stepped in or is going to step in to look after them.

[@MrAllmightyCornholioz]

So crazy that a homeless guy did a better job finding the body than every police station combined.

[@h0rriphic]

Yeah…I don’t think that’s actually really crazy. I’ve met some really dense law enforcement in my years. Like, scary stupid.

[@Tinasburrito666]

But not really surprising 😮

[@MisterWealth]

Police are majorly defunded in LA, there's so much crime reported it takes 45 minutes to get a call back. Source - Had to call them a few times while living here.

[@lisasteel6817]

@@MisterWealthoh please, they’ve always been this bad going back decades and decades. It’s not a new thing, it’s a culture of laziness inefficiency and contempt for procedure.

[@paulinepeppler8248]

Police can't even catch a cold. If you don't give them all the evidence, all the clues and a cold body they will do nothing. They are too busy driving around looking for either a drug hook-up or a sex hook-up. We need a civil department that actually protects innocent people and will work for the normal citizens not how it is now because the police work for the criminals in this country.

[@ferraroannie4058]

Wow, this creep is beyond creepy. RIP to his innocent victims ❤

[@maggiemarren8322]

Thanks

[@Steampunkkids]

Yesterday, KTLA reported that the police just released the DNA report on the torso. It is 100% Mei Li’s torso. Her parents’ bodies still have not been found. However; I don’t know if they are doing further DNA testing on the other body parts they found.

[@nhmooytis7058]

If it’s just the torso it’s not 100%.

[@Julia-uh4li]

Why are you telling us this? Mike already covered everything you mentioned, before you mentioned it 🙄

[@Zarab923]

They’ll find the rest of them soon I’m sure. This guy isn’t smart enough to actually hide anything accurately

[@Steampunkkids]

@@Julia-uh4li No, Mike only said that they identified her remains by her tattoo, NOT through DNA. The Los Angeles PD needed to do a DNA test to prove that it was definitely her torso. Mike could NOT have said that without doing a last minute edit to his video. What is your problem, anyway?

[@lindadeavours3327]

Sam loved himself. He loved looking at himself.

[@brian-pu3yy]

With the family guy....wondering 👁

[@jayn6943]

Don't know why. He was nothing special to look at

[@razztazz1982]

A lot of his prison mates will love him too.

[@aviation11000]

And he will love them

[@mr.ribsblitt9408]

Samantha still loves looking at herself though the eyes of the inmates.

[@andreaadams4267]

If anyone's wondering: he's in TWIN TOWERS CORRECTIONAL FACILITY with No Bond and his next court date is 1/12/24 at 830. Thank God the judge went no bond so he can't take off.

[@Hansgame]

thank you mike for all these years of entertainment. im still excited knowing we can always count on you for weekly uploads.

[@kmeccat]

Horribly gruesome. RIP to Mei and her parents. But you had me in stitches on this one--describing Mr Valley Boy Narcissist and his gnarly movie! He really did seem to emulate Zoolander! Including the pout. Ben Stiller should be so proud!

[@elaine-i4g]

That's no pout, it's Blue Steel

[@josephzacharias7992]

He's basically Hollywood in a nutshell. But the fact he had a wife is kinda unbelievable.

[@hitleractually8180]

She needed a Green Card until she had her Anchor Babies. Soon as she had those, she was ready to bounce.

[@Llamatime]

She was poor Chinese… this is the best life she could imagine

[@cherylbrown-m4i]

i was about to say the same thing...thats a homosexual. nothing wrong, but yea a wife surprised me too.

[@DerptyDerptyDUM]

Part of that ol' Hollywood magic I guess.....

[@gracecolville5041]

@@cherylbrown-m4iI was gonna say this 💅

[@gr8fuldeb699]

Wow the day laborers try and report it but the police who are supposed to protect and serve turn them away and now the bags cannot be found. There should be some type of reprimanding to the stations that turned them away. Its an absolute disgrace.

[@juliebrown3003]

Shout out to the jail homies!😂😂😂 thanks for making my day! ❤

[@joearnold6881]

He shouted out… the _waiter…_ for burning his food. The waiter. Very stable genius.

[@laureenjewett3828]

He's truly in Love....with himself

[@jxn1056]

Shirtless, side pony tail, pouting in court 😂😂😂 I lost it.. I wonder who he's "shouts outting" to in jail? 😂😂 Thank you Mike! I had heard bits and pieces of this, but it's the first time i'd listened to a story about the craziness. Man. 😐 His poor wife and inlaws, my love and prayers for her three babies. So awful!! I don't know how she tolerated him more than five seconds 😽😽😹

[@jxn1056]

@traybern Yes 😹😹😹😹😹

[@ronaldmitchell7575]

The picture with him and his dad at 7:12 he's totally rocking the blue steel

[@beepboopbeep4801]

You know how many times homeless people find bodies in trash cans or babies and call it in, and yet people still treat them like a stain on the earth. Its sad.

[@symbiote1982pk]

Nope, enlighten us all with your encyclopedic knowledge of vagrant body discovery statistics.

[@MichaelSaunier]

You should invite some of them to live with you and put your virtue into action

[@jcmeo9567]

Just be nicer to the homeless folks is all they are saying

[@beepboopbeep4801]

@MichaelSaunier jokes on you. I have several times. I was a hitchhiker/ train rider back in 07 and again in 2017 (a decade seems to be where I hit a wobble in life and become homeless) Like zeppelin would say "been this way 10 years to the day" but honestly I'm doing the best on this rebound so hopefully I don't hit another wobble. And if I do I hope assh@ts like you learn to not judge a person's situation based on a KZbin comment and maybe actually help and stop your own virtue signaling. 🥰😘 anyway toodles ya yuppie muhfucca

[@beepboopbeep4801]

@@MichaelSaunier I have. I used to be the homeless. Sooooo. I hope we learned something about assuming you know people's lives through a KZbin comment. Bless your heart. 😘

[@cynthiadebeau4230]

You’re the only reporter who gets me to smile…and even sometimes laugh 😆…while I’m digesting horrific information! 👏🏼 You’re also the only one who reminds me I’m loved! Those things are so important!❤ …and back atcha…Thank you 🙏🏻 May you and yours have happy and healthy holidays 😊👍🏻

[@Conor-ej9do]

❤

[@da_ocsta1452]

Dude, this guy SCREAMS soulless Hollywood drone

[@oORiseAboveOo]

Most likely @bused as a child, given his proximity to h0llywood.

[@BhadBishopp]

This dude slayed 90% of my brain cells.

[@bunnymad5049]

Those beautiful people - those poor kids, having lost them. And he is as bright as a blown lightbulb, from thinking the waiter is the chef to everything else. Utterly heartbreaking. Thanks, Mike. Love the humour. Thank goodness he was that dumb, but don't you wish you could turn back time ... Merry Christmas. 🎄

[@summerjade22]

My guess is he also wanted other DNA on the bags in case

[@bunnymad5049]

@@summerjade22 That is clever - so - did he? lol. He's not clever. But you are! lol. I honestly don't know if he thinks that deeply, since he dumped Mai Li (sp?) just down the road, in front of a camera, in his own car? You could well be right and he just got frustrated. Thanks for that. xx Merry Christmas!

[@JoyceDawn100]

Mike, you are one of the most 'LIKED' true crime channels! Your personality is warm and kind +++ you have a sense of humor! We ❤YOU!

[@andreah1104]

The thing that I find most bizarre is that he was married to a woman.

[@OCV102]

But she was Asian tho which explains a lot

[@kalnfornia]

No man would want him

[@jillkramer4438]

They had money.

[@STOB-STICKSON]

I thought the exact same thing. 😂

[@Dan55888]

That is what confuses me. She seemes like a decent person herself and she liked HIM!?!?!

[@KashiGirl911]

ugh.. he's one of those people that just instantly creeps you out... hard to believe that lovely woman married him... so sad :(

[@OCV102]

crazy that she also stayed with him, given the fact that she financed the house. Him being white played a major role. Also they have 3 children and she didnt want them to grow up without a father. Now they grow up without parents

[@KayClarke-i8y]

Shouts out to the judge for keeping duckbill behind bars as they piece together his crime.

[@yolandascholten2012]

I can’t get past the stupidity (or arrogance) of hiring day labourers to load the ‘soft, but heavy’ bags into the truck. Cor, shouts out to Samual!

[@cassandraarcos298]

They were definitely undocumented Hispanics. He definitely wanted their fingerprints all over it or for “the illegals” to get caught while throwing that sh*t away and arrested for a crime they didn’t commit cause they’re an easy arrest when they can hardly defend themselves/speak English. Notice how 2 police stations didn’t even take them serious when talking about someone handing them dead bodies? Insanity. Actual insanity. It’s 2023 and it’s California and so people would love to assume racism would be low in this area/point in time, but it’s very much alive and well.

[@lahueramasgabrona]

Mike! You're killing me with these cases I've not heard of! Thanks so much.

[@HalloweenBorn72]

Yeah that dude is mega confused, has entitlement issues and I am so glad he's behind bars. Hopefully they find Mae's parents.. terrible for the kids let's hope Sam's family doesn't get them. Thank Mike, great video 🎉🎉❤

[@JuliaEBH]

Getting those cleaners to pick up the bags is about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

[@Ms.Taecher]

I've watched a lot of true crime and this guy may take the cake for dumbest killer. Can you imagine, your darkest secret, the thing that could cost you your whole life, and you know someone else has it in their truck and could look in and discover at any second?? Any normal person would be terrified by the risk. This guy is the worst combination of arrogant and dumb I've ever seen!

[@LaP-f6m]

Or the fact they dropped it back off to the murderer wtf bro

[@angelastokes5492]

I've been away for a while just thought I'd let you videos stack up so I could have a that chapter feast and so far I'm hook keep up the good work it's grand 🎉

[@benlachenal771]

I've watched a few True Crime channels, including"Coffeehouse Crime", but Mike knocks it out the park each time with top quality and well considered content. Keep it going Mike!

[@dolceitalia5846]

I like coffeehouse but the way Adrian constructs sentences somehow irritates me 😂 just adds words where they are not needed…still watch him though as the stories he covers are good :)

[@joetheyiddo]

The Casual Criminalist is good too!

[@elizabethgreer27]

I love Adrian! 😊

[@benlachenal771]

@@dolceitalia5846 that's so true. And his pronunciation of some words are just baffling. Watched one before and he pronounced 'Malaga' like "Malarga". That's one of hundreds of examples that are clearly not important but wind me right up 😂

[@Thatonedude917]

I just can't believe he thought that the waiter at the restaurant above Nordstrom cooked his food

[@GenX_files]

Please don't let those babies go with the elder Haskell's they created that monster. I hope the wifes uncle is able to raise them... or someone else on the mom's side ❤

[@rangerchief8004]

If it goes through the American justice system they will get the kids. The American justice system is a joke. The kids should go to the victim’s family if they are good people.

[@stephaniepina4963]

4:07 "Sam who takes all his Fasion advice from Zoolander." 😅😂 I love your little sarcastic comments. After throwing both of my children on the bus in the morning for school. I grab my cup of coffee my cigarettes and sit outside on my porch listening to your stories! Best time of my day Thank you. xxoo❤kèep uploading please ❤

[@susanmiller4159]

Mike to the rescue. Wow I needed this distraction today. Much love and Merry Christmas!

[@melissaa2337]

Mike says he loves us but after all of those TikTok’s he subjected us to of that insufferable human, I’m getting a feeling we did something to make him angry.

[@nacimiyu]

😅😅😅

[@raychell2215]

Shouts out to that chapter.. for always bringing the best videos to KZbin. ❤

[@loveablelaughter2089]

You have been entertaining me and teaching me for years. Love your shirt!

[@jeaniehorton5964]

Can’t even imagine how difficult it was being married to this guy… though l am sure it was not easy for him walking around all day with either a mirror in your hand or cell phone recording your own brilliance. Of course with his looks l am sure he will get more attention than he imagined in prison by his many new prison admirers 😊! Prayers for the children and eternal peace to his long suffering wife and her parents.

[@jer8279]

Gives me as a single guy some hope. Not an excessive amount, but some.

[@Flaschenteufel]

Not s single drip of pity to a woman marrying such an obviously obnoxious turd and even exposing 3 kids to it.

[@JK-gm6kk]

Was kinda shocked that the laborers gave him his money back before going to the police. Is sure as hell isnt gonna do him any good. This didn't immediately occur to me, but I guess if you're one crime away from being deported, calling in a crime alone is a scary situation

[@razztazz1982]

They were smart by not keeping a human disposal fee.

[@JK-gm6kk]

​@razztazz1982 part of my initial thought was "wouldn't this just put him onto the fact that they're likely going to alert the authorities?" Before the rest of my thought came later, having realized theyre probably undocumented folks. Must have been a tough decision, worrying about a dude that can definitely kill people vs uncle sam that can do that and worse, in some cases

[@JK-gm6kk]

​@@razztazz1982also, involving the laborers in your murder is a stupid stupid STUPID idea to begin with

[@razztazz1982]

@@JK-gm6kk Yep. He wasn't very bright, on many levels.

[@DD-ld1xq]

You know now why Haskell's kind love the poor third worlders flooding the place.