Two and a half men S01E18- An old flame with a new wick

[@NiVi192]

Can we just agree that Jon Cryer as Alan Harper was one of the best casting decisions ever made in American television!?

[@davidpeters2625]

IKR???

[@spikehofmann]

Yes! There are countless terrific actors around - they just need that little twist of fate to be cast into their perfect role. Without that perfect casting decision, we'd never have heard of him. I don't know why the 'star' was Charlie. JC did half the work, got half the laughs.

[@geraltofrivia9424]

He's a comedic genius.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Jon was born for this role. Absolute genius. (He was also considered for "Chandler Bing" in Friends, but the audition tape got lost!!)

[@SamuelGeletka]

Well Niles and Frasier was better😂 but Charlie and Alan are second best ones😃

[@admtech69]

"all that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead" Quote for the ages.

[@jelenajelenic9069]

TOTALLY!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@abhishekravoor]

This quote could be printed on a t-shirt 😂😂

[@avinashprakash8345]

I totally agree

[@argelisp7949]

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[@user-qp9gi9bf1o]

Been there....

[@Maddy-ht8pg]

Charlie's Autobiography would be one crazy book to read...! Edit: Never thought I would get so many likes for this comment :D I guess we all love Charlie !

[@seanlydon5643]

Maddy 6119 Harper's or Sheen's?

[@HB-fo6ic]

I am Faboulous I'd pay a lot for both of them

[@Dark89Avenger]

They are going to be pretty much the same :D

[@DreamDis]

Charlie's Autography Chapters: Chapter one - BANG Chapter two - BANG Chapter three - BANG Chapter four - BANG Chapter five - BANG Chapter six - BANG Chapter seven - BANG Chapter eight - House Guest Chapter nine - House Guest Chapter ten - Ha! I was going to get married.... so funny Chapter eleven - Im dead now.

[@paoerfulone1089]

It would've been a New York Times' Best Seller!

[@Cwmbran1984]

“My Mum & I slept with the same dude” I could see this as a Jerry Springer episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Funkyk2]

Cwmbran1984 Jeremy Kyle has that theme often

[@dvalle6201]

MOM NOT MUM

[@ak86db]

ah u missed that episode its there bud

[@franciskwiah8222]

Dvalle He or she is British, so the spelling is not wrong.

[@Cwmbran1984]

Jasper the loner I am British thanks for saying 😉

[@whatdoesthisbuttondo5647]

RIP Berta, you were a true gem

[@mysticfire5850]

SHE'S DEAD?

[@Flipcrash]

@@mysticfire5850 Sad that you had to find out this way. October 12 2020 by cardiac arrest

[@mysticfire5850]

@@Flipcrash God damn it I hate 2020 with every fiber of my fucking being!

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

@@mysticfire5850 Yes! Such a terrible year.

[@kumar1400]

@@Flipcrash Daam! that's bummer.

[@supermariobro93]

"She's cute....very tall....broad shoulders..... *_HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"_* XD

[@rolstonnn]

welcome to the matrix

[@dandynoble19]

So, so, so, Jill is, is.....

[@Bro2christ]

Yep

[@dandynoble19]

Media Messiah And, and, and you and Jill used to....

[@Bro2christ]

@@dandynoble19 every chance we got

[@NicNacSM]

3:39 Nothing, NOTHING could slip past Berta's eyes. What an awesome woman she was! RIP

[@dounglessco]

She died?

[@NicNacSM]

@@dounglessco unfortunately yes

[@R.Oates7902]

Agree RIP Berta 🙏

[@jessicaconner1242]

What?

[@lovewhitey4462]

Phenomenal actress 💔

[@lordwillshire1398]

Alan’s realization is so sudden and over the top it’s hilarious

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Berta's too 🤣

[@cloak1408]

“How about a sausage link and a couple of eggs” 😭😭💀

[@jamesdick2580]

"If I had a nickel for every time a woman broke up with me and then came back as a guy, I'D HAVE A NICKEL!" LMAO very clever line

[@HasufelyArod]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 which isn't a lot but it's weird something like this would even happen once.

[@jamesdick2580]

"i want you to tell me that there's no chance that.....either of us will ever have to call a woman i slept with Daddy." LMAO i couldnt breathe from laughing at that.

[@abhacs01]

It was my fav

[@Kwatcher100]

Alan: *Pauses to think about it, then grabs Charlie’s drink and swallows it all.*

[@karinaroman4896]

Could you explain, please?

[@nkosinathimakhaza3159]

One brother turns them gay the other turns them guy....Berta was so funny

[@TheScribe1.0]

Nkosie Mackie when did Alan turn somebody gay?

[@cortex1347]

@@TheScribe1.0 He turned Judith gay..

[@patdornoff9383]

@@cortex1347 she just said that as an excuse to end the marriage

[@smik4978]

​@@cortex1347 She never turned gay (as illustrated by her later relationsships with Herb and other men), but she did falsely claim that she had become gay then

[@cortex1347]

@@smik4978 Pat Dornoff : Thank you both for correcting me! Got it wrong for years..😅

[@carvermckay]

Does anybody else wonder what Bill looked like as Jill?

[@Andrei-rp3dz]

The actor that plays Bill is actually a male so I guess we'll never know

[@Archarrow520]

I actually wondered that myself

[@mr.l8723]

HOLLYMOTHEROFGOD!!!!!!!!

[@Chrisman77]

Alan told you. Tall and broad shoulders. What else do you need

[@fritzbaum7332]

@@Chrisman77 Face

[@williamnguyen8663]

The way Charlie and Alan told jake to go to bed had me 🤣

[@ashokthapa5180]

hands down! the best episode of Two and a half man. not a single dull moment.

[@missmew3499]

Haha, this episode and the episode where Charlie is dating the real estate woman who's just like Evelyn!! Such an epic show!!! 😂😂

[@Radix260286]

@@missmew3499 What about the episode Charlie is dating the witch

[@xiayabennett6982]

@@Radix260286I thought Isabella was a Satanist😂

[@Radix260286]

@@xiayabennett6982 Yes Evelyn was a witch. Whatever, one of my favorite episodes.

[@Simoni1203]

Whoever wrote this scene is a genius

[@jelenajelenic9069]

YEAH!!😅😅😅😆😆😀😀😀

[@darkkingrayleigh3166]

""My mom and i slepr with the same dude"" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣legendary

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

You were so excited you put r in place of t😂

[@darkkingrayleigh3166]

@@sourabhkarmakar8040 i did not notice 😂😂😂

[@normturner4849]

3:35 Berta picked it straight away!😂😳

[@jeremycasper844]

It did take her some time, she was looking at Bill oddly

[@pflaffik]

And Bertha were always brutally honest, ouch... She had more balls than Alan and Walden combined.

[@abehambino]

Well, that was just the last piece of the puzzle. There was a lot leading up to berta figuring it out. Which is actually what I loved the most about that episode. They did a particularly good job of crafting The events that lead to this moment.

[@rayg5455]

A show like this will never air again! Unbelievable stuff

[@duequesne]

Trust me Alan, Very soon your going to be looking back on this moment with fond nostalgia. LOL

[@jackvermont88]

1:30 - this is my favorite Alan’s phrase and reaction😂

[@duttateyadalai4610]

Hands down the best episode of Two and a Half Men😂😂 Hail the writer🔥

[@tsoul1333]

Evelyn: "Helloo, anybody home!" Charlie & Alan in sync: "Ow No." Everybody: Ow Yes! 😂

[@Syte425]

The greatest comedy sitcom EVER!!

[@prof_jesus]

The script is too amazing to be a product of the human mind...

[@JWD26]

This show was comedy gold

[@Tian-xh4ly]

RIP dear Berta, we miss you!😭😭😭

[@thecoolwater]

"welcome to the matrix"....like a prophetic foretelling

[@andrewsalvatore2174]

D'oooh hohoho sooo true!!!

[@siniquezu]

They're women now! (Family Guy reference)

[@shubhamdhondage5339]

This is the best and funniest scene I ever seen 😂😂😂😂

[@TitanWar93]

Do you know what this means?! Yes, I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman's body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my auto-biography,: My Mom and I slept with the same dude!

[@Stoyan1Dimitrov]

2:06

[@bolch88bb8]

Dead!

[@algm9167]

that and the "welcome to the matrix" are my fav

[@jamesdick2580]

"i want you to tell me that there is no chance that.... either of us will ever have to call a woman i slept with.....Daddy!" LMAO!!!!

[@kumar1400]

James Dick to digest that thought, they really need heavy drink or Brainwashed surgery

[@Av4ta7]

So true. XD

[@anacrenshaw444]

That is scary

[@nicktaylor2391]

*starts drinking heavily...*

[@Scenariania]

Took me a second or two to realize what it really meant

[@aalikane]

Ahhh.... back when Two and a Half Men was still a well written, witty, hysterical show. Back when Jake was adorably clueless and not the idiot he is now...and when Charlie was still there to carry Alan.

[@uscman]

And before Kelso from That 70s Show replaced Charlie Sheen and his amazing character.

[@danrgoodnight9345]

nailed it

[@ps6474]

@aalikane....Perfectly said!! Agreed

[@AgostinhoSEP]

When did "Two and Half Men" go bad? Which specific season? For me to stop at the right time

[@ps6474]

@@AgostinhoSEP Two and a Half Men pretty much went down south after Charlie left, the show just wasn´t the same at all and kinda sucked. So Charlie was on up until end of season 8

[@ronniebernard3856]

Welcome to the MATRIX 😂😂😂😂

[@TpolTime]

So many outstanding lines. Classic Two and a Half Men was really great👏

[@justinsmith5095]

She's cute very tall broad shoulders and holy mother of FUCK!!!!

[@jisookim6904]

From all the sitcoms I've seen this will be my all time favourite episode. Nothing else ever made me laugh this hard.

[@eligebrown8998]

This episode never gets old

[@VileMisanthrope]

Hands down my favorite episode of the show and so hilariously well written. My favorite line is from when Alan, Charlie and Evelyn are talking at the table, Charlie: Well that's nice mom. Isn't that nice Alan? Alan: Um, you're the expert Charlie, is it too early to start drinking?

[@syedmfaiez_]

my cheeks hurt from all the laughing

[@DarthRushy]

I luv how Charlie and Alan are so different, yet they can be like twins in a situation.

[@cazia9]

For me, the best comedy on this show are when 2 characters tag-team against another...like Charlie & Alan vs Evelyn or Charlie & Berta vs Alan

[@miketyson7508]

I enjoy jake vs charlie

[@magtovi]

Bertha was enjoying every single second of those moments.

[@SamuelRomero-tl6xr]

I love all the times Alan said “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD” during the show

[@robertarthropthesecond]

"All that is left to do now is drink till the part of the brain that creates mental-pictures is dead"

[@lawrencedockery9032]

I've tried. It doesn't work

[@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm]

3:20 That's exactly what Alan does.

[@pflaffik]

@@lawrencedockery9032 Still its always worth an attempt.

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

He right .I ve tried . it doesn t work

[@emilykasprowicz9486]

I keep rewinding to the Holy Mother of God part.

[@carultch]

+Emily Kasprowicz No, unholy...mother of us.

[@TheJohnZani]

+Emily Kasprowicz Welcome to the matrix

[@TheRedPlumbob]

+carultch That was my favorite quote the whole show.

[@gaylenewood7707]

That should be a great ring tone..

[@Dr_spite]

1:32

[@jamesdick2580]

"nooooo." "yes." "Jill?" "Bill." "noooo!!" LMAO

[@gabrielneves1970]

Now with my like you have 69... LMAO

[@DaGubah501]

Noooooooooooooooooooo ROLFMAO

[@jamesdick2580]

@@DaGubah501 i know, right? i cried from laughing so hard.

[@DaGubah501]

@@jamesdick2580 “hey, how do u know my name?” LOL

[@edpetrovski6640]

This was one of the funniest shows ever.

[@shehumuktar8924]

I have never seen a perfect show better than this

[@danielengelmann3791]

The absurdity of it all and charlies acting is sooo goooood

[@grantser08]

'I want you to tell me that there is no chance either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with.....daddy'.

[@Stoyan1Dimitrov]

3:10

[@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm]

3:20 drink!

[@comettoss3935]

🤢

[@blackknight2556]

Trust me Alan, very soon you will be looking back on this moment with fond nostalgia. LOL. How very true.

[@zulby09]

Charlie Sheen & Chris O' Donnell used to share screen time together in The Three Musketeers. Now this reunion must be a hilarious pleasure for them both LOL

[@pflaffik]

Charlie always took in old acting-friends, both Herb and Alan starred in Hot Shots. Sheen is a good guy, beating up a few porn actresses doesnt change that fact.

[@lillianwaise5545]

Too bad that Keifer Sutherland and Oliver Platt never appeared on the show.

[@oeao2841]

Yup its D'Artagnan and Aramis ⚔😃 movie of my childhood

[@DavisSchulz]

love the first seasons of the show. great comedy, awesome writing and acting. everything is on point, i love the first seasons so, so much.

[@jelenajelenic9069]

TOTALLYYYYY😊😊😅😅😅😊😊

[@azielcardinal9524]

Charlie is truly the best no one was ever as funny and wise cracking as him, this show was ment to fail after he was gone

[@taratorchoful]

"Oh my god, he's half her age! Yeah...that's the problem."

[@alexibarra4254]

“She’s cute...very tall, broad shouldersHOLY MOTHER OF GOD!” “Welcome to the Matrix.” “So so so so Jill is is is-“ “Yup” “And and and and you and and Jill used to-“ “Every chance we got.” “And and and mom is-“ “At this very moment.” “...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!”

[@dveiwer]

Alex Ibarra what are you guys yelling about?

[@VACman345]

@@dveiwer Go to bed! Go to bed! Go to bed!

[@matadeverdoemden]

@@VACman345 Do you realize what this means?

[@VACman345]

@@matadeverdoemden Yes I slept with a woman who want to be a man. Or I slept with a man in a womans body. Or this is my favorite and this the title of my autobiography "My mom and I slept with the same dude."

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@@VACman345 excuse me

[@LoveThatPhantom]

My favorite episode of the whole series. The holy mother of god shouting from Jon cracks me up every time.

[@saurabhjain8034]

It was the best sitcom ever. Still entertains, each moment till Charlie!

[@fubaralakbar6800]

My favorite line from this episode: "If I had a nickel for every time a woman broke up with me and then came back as a guy, I'D HAVE A NICKEL!"

[@joshuaramiandrisoa8971]

"Gaa-zeus!" Love that saying LOL

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Joshua Ramiandrisoa it's 'gadzooks'

[@agustabrodff2826]

One of the funniest, best written comedies ever!!!

[@Deerhunterjs]

Just think how much fun it would be to be Berta in that house.

[@ricstormwolf]

Run into an old flame with a new wick 😂😂😂

[@DerekBoldiene360]

This is my favorite episode of the whole show.

[@TheMoh00744]

What episode and s

[@DerekBoldiene360]

@@TheMoh00744 I did not find it to be funny at all after season 8 Charlie was funny. Ashton Kutcher was not funny at all I like Ashton Kutcher in My Bosses Daughter Dude Where's My Car Just Married Open Season (Even though he's just voice in that one

[@signalrepeater]

Do you think I am gay? I like musical theater......

[@jeremycasper844]

Drinking does help with some deep thinking lol

[@MarkanVaran7]

that was hilarious looool

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I have a favourite musical, I don't care about sports, and I like cuddling. Still not gay.

[@pflaffik]

@@AutomaticDuck300 Gay. Youre over compensating. Im straight because i dont like ANY musicals, and i know im not over compensating because i have many party pics posing with gay guys where i look more gay than them. If i was over compensating i would not be confident enough to act gay, right? Hope im right ahah

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@pflaffik No, it's called being comfortable with who you are. Sounds like you are too.

[@doodguy12]

“I want you to tell me that there’s no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with… daddy” Is something i never thought I’d ever hear. God I miss Charlie sheen in this show

[@Juliet0301]

These are THE BEST moments in this show :D

[@VijetaTantry]

I loved these titles man. They'll stick with me forever

[@jwissinboot4898]

This has got to be one of the Funniest Shows EVER!!

[@whoisyouranime]

3:10 "I want you to tell me that there's no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with "Daddy"." Yeah, that sentence definitely requires a drink, even stealing it from your brother.

[@yattaguru]

I love Berta! She's perfect with her snazzy comments!!

[@danielmurcia6256]

Definitely my favorite episode from the very first season

[@danitho]

GoToBed!GoToBed!GoToBed!

[@tinkerblunder5150]

Actual trans guy here, haven’t seen the whole episode but THESE CLIPS ARE HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣 Berta’s old flame with a new wick line gets me every time! Also Alan’s reaction make me howl with laughter!

[@Razsor97]

As funny as this episode was (imo), it’s sad to realize that there’s absolutely NO way jokes like this would fly in today’s world

[@jancarlosmanon4556]

Because of people like you, your generation is cancer to society

[@Razsor97]

@@jancarlosmanon4556 ... I'm 39, dude.

[@jancarlosmanon4556]

@@Razsor97 😅😅

[@PickyPaige]

Yes it would! Because the joke here is not at the expense of Bill's identity as a man! They never misgender him, or disrespect his identity, from what I remember! Trans people make joke about ourselves all the time! The reason why douchebags like Dave Chappele get criticized for "trans jokes" is because 1 most of what he says in his specials is not jokes but it's instead just a rant about trans people taking the spotlights away from black people's issues because to him fighting for rights as a minority is a zero sum game, plus like all rich people he's become a narcissist and 2 when he does actually attempt a joke it's of the at this point 50 year old "le man in a dress, isn't that funny and weird" kind, and not any kind of actual clever social criticism! The only reason why something like this would not get done today is because conservatives will whine that trans characters are shoved in their face and will misunderstand, jokes made about the situation of Charlie having slept with a trans man as the same as making fun of trans men, and will consider it a green light to make fun of trans people themselves! Funnily enough this is exactly why Dave Chappele stopped doing the Chappele Show, because racists were starting or realized they always were laughing AT him and black people in his jokes, not WITH him, but I guess he doesn't give a shit if a marginalized group is being made fun of unless it's his marginalized group!

[@Unversed333]

Well, at least their mom was disturbed by the fact that she and Charlie slept with the same person over Bill was once a woman.

[@dewayneleek4588]

This had to of been one of the best episodes lmao

[@73Trident]

I personally think this is the funniest episode of all of them. When Charlie was there they were all funny but this is the best.

[@jelenajelenic9069]

I REALY THINK SO.1 OF THE FUNIEST

[@verbalkint4258]

This is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography "My mom and I slept with the same dude" 😂😂😂

[@mr.l8723]

I bet they had trouble keeping a straight face when they filmed this 😂😂😂

[@nathanaellee8356]

Gadzooks!!! Holy Mother Of God!!! I love Alan and Berta’s responses.

[@jatinyogesh3926]

And old flame with a new wick hits different when berta says it oh my god i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JacobLink350]

1:27 Alan: She’s cute. Very tall. Broad shoulders… *HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!* 1:38 Charlie: Welcome to the Matrix!

[@wendypamphile7306]

Love this. Best sitcom ever😆

[@jmsmung5790]

I'm on a marathon watching almost every 2 n half men short clips on KZbin

[@shivchhabada7975]

Introducing the Harper Brothers, "One turns them gay, one turns them guy"

[@mhalmazyad6]

*“NO NO UNHOLY MOTHER OF US”* 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!

[@michaeldemilia5496]

one of the best episodes of the show lmfao

[@ambercrosland1501]

I would love to buy a copy of Charlie's Autobiography 😁😂💜

[@terrellraye4474]

1:32 For dinner we have, “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!” 1:59 And for dessert is, “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!”

[@bassamalmulhim67]

My favorite moment of the whole show

[@kevins5541]

3:39 GADZOOKS! LOL BERTA!

[@NewHaven203]

RIP Berta! Conchata Ferrell! I loved her in this show and Mr. Deeds!

[@javiermauricio8377]

One of the best episodes

[@Seahawkfan1108]

"Jill?!" "Bill...." *Nooooooooooo*

[@Kwatcher100]

Best episode of the series in my book.

[@karnige5804]

this was the 1st episode I ever saw back in the day. didnt look back since

[@esotarotdacane]

First comment here to speak of how appalling it should be for the mom to get up and look forward to continuing to sleep with the guy... I mean what kind of mindless spellbags would this be okay for... I did not find this episode funny at all and I don’t think I can watch another episode...like wtf...where is this ok?? With the son sat down having beers talking about we’re still friends like wtf? Wtf?

[@ronniebernard3856]

NOOOO ,, YES , Jill ??? Bill !! ,, Noooo😂😂😂😂😂

[@sahibathind5373]

Berta's "oh boy!" Is the best thing ever

[@brandonwilliams2165]

This episode was very prophetic considering the times

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

This is why the US cancelled the Iran nuclear deal the half flame holder is on the right. Whatever that means as there was no flame in it just a holder like a basket without any flame, oh who olympus?

[@1231231232972]

no because your government couldn't steal oil from them otherwise

[@michaelfountain2620]

“Jill the slob…… GADZOOKS” haha I love Berta