Two and Half Men - Charlie and Jake Go For Shopping

Two and a Half Men - S01E01

[@sperm8141]

I preferred Jake when he was clever. Hate how they dumbed him down.

[@Beach-girl104]

I agree..Jake was so clever & smart bf the writers turned his character into a total flake..Also, when Ashton joined the show they turned Allen's character into a lazy irresponsible bum!

[@bigmonkee639]

I swear so many TV writers make EVERY teenage boy stupid or really smart

[@ezrabrooks12]

@@Beach-girl104 ////ALAN ALREADY WAS A LAZY,IRREPONSIBLE BUM,LEECH,FLAKE AND A SPONGE,LIVING OFF OF EVERYBODY THAT HE COULD !!!!!!!.....I'D HAVE THROWN HIS IGNORANT LEACH,SPONGE ASS OUT IN THE FIRST YEAR !!!!!!....HARD TO BELIEVE THIS SHOW KEPT GOING AFTER SHEEN LEFT !!!!!!.....TO ME,WALDEN WILL ALWAYS JUST BE KELSO !!!!!!

[@HasufelyArod]

The writers did him dirty.

[@Steel-101]

@@Beach-girl104no no they turned Alan into a lazy depraved maniac. Lol 😂. Also yeah it really bums me out that they made Jake so dumb. Truth be told I think the show went downhill after season three(when Charlie canceled his wedding with Mia). It would’ve been better if Charlie did marry Mia. Then later on in season 4 Alan got remarried(To Melissa) and Jake is still smart but not so good in school. And the cherry on top Judith goes to jail lol 😂.

[@jeremyduncan4878]

Wow! the first episode looked so 90s .

[@verbalkint4258]

Well it was the early 2000s

[@mute8005]

Because the first episode aired in 2003

[@jhandal311]

Crazy part is Chelsea comes out in this episode and a number of years later they get together 😆

[@joshua011094]

That's cause of Jake's haircut

[@BosoxPatsfan603]

The good old days

[@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation]

Chelsea before she became Chelsea.

[@baron7755]

she played 3 roles before Chelsea

[@babbisp1]

@@baron7755 3? What others?

[@baron7755]

@@babbisp1 Nina in "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room", Tina in "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos", and Suzanne in the Pilot

[@KrAyOnS1]

Just look alikes

[@rmiddlehouse]

Every woman before they get married

[@doristel]

It would have been funny if Chelsea had mentioned to Charlie ,when they began their relation, " Oh, I think we have met once!"....😊

[@Saurabhrkohardy]

Or maybe thrice 😂😂 she was in the pilot episode and two times more i believe

[@andrewcundill3660]

More than once. She was one of Charlie’s exes later on

[@yydd4954]

@@Saurabhrkohardy 4 different characters

[@fideldequeemani8375]

@@yydd4954 Tina, Nina, Suzanne, and Chelsea

[@linmk541]

How Jake turned from a smart cookie into a slow kid was amazing. Lol

[@Good-Life15]

Charlie made him slow 😂

[@Vishonov]

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[@CalebePriester]

They always do that. Just like Junior from My Wife and Kids. Junior started as a normal kid and they turned him inot a dumb ass. I don't like that.

[@Bigbudd0045]

pretty standard for a sitcom generally, characters start normal with a few quirks and then they just keep leaning in to it.

[@ThaAngelus1]

@@Bigbudd0045 Joey wasn't stupid in the first season of Friends either, slowly developed and broke out in the season 3.

[@kaushikdas47]

"You're even better than a dog". 😂

[@susuqu8595]

One of the best comedy show ever in a history of television. The writing and acting was superb. Miss those days.

[@BitoyV3]

Charlie singing the Maple Loops song with Jake is one of the few times I would ever put "wholesome" and "Charlie Sheen" in the same sentence.

[@ChrisManley1994]

0:08 Charlie toasting Jake is one of my favourite bits of the whole series! It’s so quick but so great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rkenton48]

yep, That's Chelsea. so now it's three characters she's played. This lady in the grocery store, one of Charlie's spurned lovers from 'Charlie Harper Sucks', and Chelsea. Wonder if she had any other 'cameos' in this series, or how many other ladies did. Damn. Now I have to watch the entire series again!

[@krpafan1819]

She did. She was in the episode with the ugly bowl that Alan bought and Charlie didn't like.

[@TomDeVito]

"Who's smiling now shorty?" LOL

[@gitaaa7740]

This show was so good the first few seasons. Too bad how it ended.

[@kellyanndean9374]

Matheus Lacerda u don't know what a good show is_...this is ultimately the best comedy EVER!!

[@ruhulfirdaus8325]

@Jacob Molyneux what about friends?

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@Jacob Molyneux Everyone loves Raymond is ok, but definitely not better than Friends.

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@Jacob Molyneux Besides, the King of Queens is even better and funnier than Everyone loves Raymond. I'm not saying that show is bad, but could've been better tho.

[@598superchris]

Gitaa A I agree

[@vasyasol]

"Wow, you even better than a dog" dying xD

[@joehersey258]

'Keep it up, you'll be on one of them' Milk cartons.

[@shivanin2537]

Jake was so funny and cute during season 1 😊

[@andy240190]

Jake was so cute this episode was classic

[@doristel]

How strange Angus was so thin back then! Later got fat but in the end( I mean last season he appeared) got thin again.

[@lucianofigueiredo4877]

Vrdd ###

[@vipulranjan6706]

That stairway to heaven reference.

[@MrBrownnn696]

Grandma says you're bitter disappointment. Lmfao

[@javierburgos7]

Derrick Lopez if being super rich is a bitter disapointment i wish i were a bitter disapointment.

[@needles1987]

But Alan's the lost cause.

[@sefkannnn2085]

Derrick Lopez Calm the fuck down bitch, it's your problem.

[@q7jdwomfvkbj74]

no. hope ​@@needles1987

[@Jgm-gm9wi]

This show was so good!!!

[@stertcraft]

first EP is probably the best in the sense that it's the start of something great. Everything feels in place

[@jumpedini2909]

Miss these moments..

[@dejan789]

Jumpe Dini So much ..

[@spider-keithasmr7688]

Chelsea was supposed to be the final boss level girlfriend of Charlie that he should've married and settled down with before his beef with Chuck Lorre that ended with a compromise of making Rose appear to be the true love of the former. Edit: Wow, I did not expect to get this much likes! I'm glad a lot of people agree with me on this! Thank you!

[@weaverdamien00000000]

Do you have a link to this? I'm not saying I don't believe you, I would just like to read more about it. Also, are there any episodes ideas with Charlie that were supposed to happen but never did? Thanks.

[@ak86db]

@@weaverdamien00000000 just a salty asss bitch

[@goudkuipjee]

Not true!

[@arkadas1993]

Never Noticed that Chelsea met Charlie and Jake earlier as well

[@NiVi192]

_She's gonna be spending the weekend with her sister... in Vegas._ 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@hyzercreek]

This means spending the weekend with the new fuck interest

[@NiVi192]

Abcde ...a joke's always better when some latecomer explains it, hm?! 😄

[@hyzercreek]

You didn't get it. You probably thought she actually had a sister.

[@NiVi192]

Abcde Eeehh, my synapses are perfectly connected, I'm an adult woman, plus I've seen this episode at least 1.000 times...So no thank you, I'm doing very well without your subtitles! If it makes you feel confident, I'm sure we can act like this whole comments section was completely lost until you came along, still...Please get a hobby! FYI: A careful viewer knew Judith Harper in fact had a sister. Liz was played by Teri Hatcher, used to hook up with Charlie during the Harper wedding and appears only a few episodes later.

[@hyzercreek]

Yeah, Teri Hatcher played Liz. They were real, and they were spectacular. She and Judith often had incestuous hook ups in Vegas, because they were both sororifiles. I have no way of proving it because it stayed in Vegas.

[@johnmolina607]

Jennifer Taylor played four different characters throughout the show.

[@reinvented2092]

wut how

[@Rkenton48]

what was the fourth one? I know about this one, Charlie Harper Sucks, and Chelsea. What was the other?

[@johnmolina607]

@@Rkenton48 Chelsea, Suzanne, Tina & Nina

[@johnmolina607]

@@reinvented2092 Yeah her four different characters names are Chelsea, Suzanne, Tina & Nina

[@Slipknot5301]

Rkenton48 season 5, episode 7: The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

[@s03268899]

Good old days. This show can’t without Charlie.

[@hellogoodbye4061]

"You're even better than a dog"....damn, that line made me lol, and I mean actually laugh out loud.

[@mayankkatare7260]

What a cool pilot episode!

[@mr.authentic2505]

This is one of the best comedy and that's Chelsea lol

[@mk3040]

I'm hungry....Charlie face 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@douggauzy6258]

I love Rose ! She was so Good at her role .

[@upsidedown3656]

See that duo there! If that team made it's way through the whole entire series. This would have been my favorite TV show ever and I would watch all of the episodes by re-runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ahangirhan2150]

2:55 you are even better then a dog 😂

[@Jarir-vd1ow]

Two and half men is the best 💜

[@donnielindon1015]

Great show stay safe yall

[@NickTheStallion]

Lol, the "meeen" sounds different in this episode.

[@faisalsalam4161]

Just spotted a continuity error. At 1:39 you see cartons of Silk soy milk, but in a few shots later, we see the label is turned away. Somebody on set made a mistake.

[@pranaykochita]

And you don’t see that the actress was repeated in the later episodes?

[@Scenariania]

@@pranaykochita this is one of the mistakes, not a list of them all.

[@andreac980]

@@pranaykochita nobody cares about that

[@mitchellarmstrong3759]

Come on kid, we'll have breakfast out on the deck. Jake: I already had breakfast Charlie: Ok we'll have lunch Jake: It's not lunch time

[@shezziesbaby]

Cute, keep it up, you’ll be on 1 of the cartons 😂😂

[@jackhughes1741]

Corona bottle keeps changing position. 👌🏻

[@musawerjaved3562]

Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment 🤣

[@daviddmmdaweni5447]

Luv da show....

[@satadruguha5657]

Please add more videos like this.

[@yep4630]

This is classic

[@RatedArggg]

Look at me, Uncle Charlie!! I've got the CUTEST smile!

[@olabamijioyetubo3281]

Lmao this is the first Episode but you can't tell me that isn't Chelsea😂

[@VRichardsn]

It is she.

[@riteshsingh9703]

great video

[@wokemaster1929]

Kid if i was going to lie, I'd say i wrote stairwell to heaven 😂😂

[@vitocorleone772]

Stairway*

[@silentwitness536]

Back when Chelsea was much better looking and a pleasant personality.

[@durrrrl3435]

Dan Everton She wasn't Chelsea in this episode.

[@jabber1990]

how do we know its not the same person?

[@durrrrl3435]

jabber1990 It is the same person, Jennifer Taylor, if that’s what you mean. She played three different characters before she was Chelsea, though, that’s all. In this one she is Suzanne.

[@durrrrl3435]

Real Madrid Because I already explained it, she’s Suzanne in this episode, not Chelsea.🙄

[@durrrrl3435]

Real Madrid It’s on Wikipedia, just look up Jennifer Taylor and go to filmography. It has the episodes she was in with her character names.

[@kevinpitre533]

This is me with my brother kid when i was young, thank God they have a place of his own,,

[@chaylee1616]

Hell yeah, folks!! just take your 6-7 years nephew/niece for a walk in the park or shopping and the rest is history... Forget about dogs, they are for disability services only!! Its a cruel game but it works 100 percent and never fail...they actually use it in this show!

[@keithstapleton4588]

S1 -S8 gold

[@holypeeg2934]

beer bottle just spins out of nowhere, great edditing

[@RishabMishra]

1:40 they go shopping

[@QuickStix26]

Alan has that Al Bundy shirt/pants combo.

[@schallrd1]

It's nice to see Charlie made it back from Vietnam ok.

[@DarthVader-1701]

And Illinois police station that he met Ferris Bueller's sister at.

[@OrangePony75]

Beautiful Rose, as always. Psycho, as always.

[@THECDG999]

Corona michelada !

[@PeteAYOR]

I just do this to keep the wolf from the door :)

[@saedkamali8670]

Great

[@OCJoker2009]

Why would I be happy, it's just mlk?? Lol lol. Best kid character. Definitely me as a kid in a bad mood

[@payamyazdi7672]

I can't believe it's been 15 years.i was in high school oh Emma zelinsky every time it hurts when I pee I think of you,Great times.

[@DoubtingTaom]

Grandma was right;-)

[@linkinkrap462]

The corona bottle keeps turning :-)

[@thebeastboychannelgamingan3206]

2:33 Chelsea

[@bigballer1278]

BUMBLEBEE TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DISGUISE she played 3 different girls

[@lejzertejzerpejzer1835]

Arsenal

[@durrrrl3435]

Lorenzo Ball 4

[@oldmate9969]

"go FOR shopping"? good work

[@salag13]

Cute. Keep it up and you’ll be on one of the cartons. XD

[@q7jdwomfvkbj74]

Alan doesnt get how hard it is to go from bad boy bachelor to fam man

[@bobbylotito4628]

Chelsea looks bangin in this

[@hudsonaskew6632]

oh yeah yeah

[@anzshanz]

Good old days

[@omahadave]

To those asking what Charlie is drinking that makes his beer red. I assume it is tomato juice. Very common in the midwest. I grew up in Nebraska and everyone drank red beer, I'm talking men, women, grandmothers, it is very common. And with some pepper on top it is great.

[@Crookqt]

Loop of the Twin Val'kyrs Kiss from a Rose on the gray. Charlie: You know who wrote that song?...(refering to the Mapleloops song). Jake: No lying? Charlie: Kid, if I wanted to lie to you, I would have said I wrote "Stairway to Heaven".

[@senatorpoopypants7182]

It started with Chelsea and ended with Chelsea... the circle of Charlie

[@karlhans4116]

ended with rose

[@senatorpoopypants7182]

@@karlhans4116 yeah but Chelsea was his last real girlfriend imo

[@RockSmithStudio]

“Kid if I was gonna lie, I’d said I wrote Stairway to Heaven not the Maple Loop song” 😂

[@nostalgiajumper0233]

Jake is dressed like Steve from Blue’s Clues except he’s wearing an orange and black striped shirt not a dark and light green striped shirt

[@sitrakaforler8696]

Awwww he was sweat

[@JoseGomez-dd9wv]

Check the beer switching faces.

[@BobJones-nk6nl]

If you pay attention, several actresses played different characters throughout the show. The girl in the supermarket played Charlie's girlfriend Chelsea.

[@micheleadams4646]

jake was so cute and little back then and he did know about the divorce.

[@johnruby147]

Is it me or did Jennifer Taylor look better before she became Chelsea ?

[@noelserrao9680]

Back when Charlie looked like a hunk

[@TH-du8nc]

Be always more or less the same to me

[@Daniel-ix1gt]

look at the bottle at 0:15 and 0:20😂

[@silvanacurpen9115]

Marple loops

[@user-tg5rt2hk4e]

Charlie Sheen should make more movies like Beyond The Law

[@lawrencem3519]

дон Большой Beyond The Law is VERY Good!!!

[@johnnyboy3949]

The opening is like some weekend at Bernie’s shit

[@rebelelite4973]

Oh yea rose forgot about her lol

[@Varone26]

I don’t care how many cameos she made prior to the “Chelsea” character. This is Chelsea.

[@onebyone9014]

How didnt remember this. She was Chelsea. I realized when I thought about this serial.

[@gatzevandermeer224]

Chelsea!

[@Scenariania]

For every time the Corona bottle spins, take a shot.

[@eltravo2112]

Rose also played in Detroit Rock City.

[@kieranhines7890]

I did the same with my 2 year old nephew, with my sister in laws friend! Let’s just say nieces and nephews are the best to get women!

[@Rkenton48]

I did the same with my son at the park with the au pairs and single moms. Then, my wife found out and just had to join us... That woman was always ruining it for me!

[@andreac980]

Not many of us. I prefer puppies

[@user-ns9yr2vu9f]

Who else knows it is Chelsea at the supermarket then they had not started dating

[@faoaka]

Man Chelsea was so fine 🔥 2:41

[@saaimshah3792]

Grandma says your a bitter disappointment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChunWong]

Lol

[@guiderockgaming2268]

Kid, if i was gonna lie i would have said I wrote Stairway to Heaven not the maple loops song!😂

[@frshmlk369]

Her name should of been Chestea. Hardy-har-haaarr!!

[@43110clyde]

Frsh Mlk Imagined peter griffin saying that last part

[@gsandy5235]

Is the woman in the grocery story the same actress who played Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor)?