Two and a Half Men | Charlie Strikes Out With the Soccer Moms

[@leonidasg2257]

Lets take a moment to appreciate how practical and straight to the point Gloria was :).

[@11JohnBooker22]

Yes, Charlie would have been much happier with that arrangement seeing that his lifestyle is more conducive to that form of relationship. Gloria is a woman who knows what she wants and makes time to fill the emptiness, that's refreshing and positive.

[@johnhammond3605]

No she really wasn't....... Ernie this Ernie that she couldn't keep her nose out of Ernie's business.... that's why Charlie had nothing special in his mind for her except the usual pump and dump

[@danf4447]

@@11JohnBooker22 words.... so so many words...

[@alphabogeyman7462]

@@11JohnBooker22 Men love to pick up women,we don't want women doing the same to us.

[@krishna_o15]

@@11JohnBooker22 no she the typical divorced women who is just looking for her next man who can pay and take care of her child

[@ricardomargera]

My uncle passed away almost ten years ago, and he was kinda like Charlie. A womanizer, alcoholic, artistically talented, and the best uncle someone could ask for. I miss him every day of my life. And this vid just reminded me of how much I love him, and how much I miss him.

[@Conneck_Mhike]

Charlie Margera🥺

[@vaporwave1450]

Thats pretty cool

[@jelenajelenic9069]

I'M SORRY VERY VERY MUCH.HE WAS A GREAT MAN I SUPOSE.BCS I LIKE CHARLIE AND IF HE WAS LIKE HIM YOU BE GREATFULL.(IF I WRITED RIGHT).UNCLE IS UNCLE💋💋💋💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@Maximum7077]

My friends uncles nickname is uncle Charlie. Who of you can tell me why Xd

[@jelenajelenic9069]

@@Maximum7077 Awsome

[@TheWillisShow]

“Please don’t make me talk.” 😂😂 that line gets me every time!

[@cherie4744]

Back when two and a half men was actually funny

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

Show died with Charlie’s character

[@cherie4744]

@@JamesRodriguez10783 Exactly

[@smitprmr]

Yes

[@jorgeherrera1074]

It was never funny

[@jamescollier3]

@@jorgeherrera1074 k. karen

[@derwilhelmovic1617]

Charlie Sheen's such a king it's unbelievable

[@sweetchakri]

This is what is called gold writing 🥰

[@fonkamex]

I agree. Those writers were geniuses.

[@peterswift5703]

Kate was the the most real woman in the episode 😍

[@Jaishiro]

Facts.

[@sevach]

The soccer moms being like vultures were realistic too.

[@AdityaT03]

It's funny coz in soccer no.9 is the number given to the central striker so it makes it worse that Jake just didn't manage to score for his team at all.

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

Reminds me of Torres at Chelsea

[@AdityaT03]

@@JamesRodriguez10783 Reminds me of every no.9 at Chelsea.😂

[@kilor78]

If you loose that high the striker usually has the least fault

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

@@AdityaT03 😆 True.

[@josephbassey1501]

I just knew a Chelsea reference will definitely come up in this thread Another chelsea match coming up (Brighton v Chelsea) and all I can see is a draw or even a loss. This team has become so pathetic, I can't even muster up hope for a win

[@jamesstambough4398]

This was one of the best episodes of the series. Showing the character’s personalities while being hilarious.

[@UFO_808]

Which episode is it?

[@jamesstambough4398]

Season one episode 2 or 3

[@georgemoore7186]

When Charlie left it was no longer Two and a half Men, it turned into 3 childish teenagers!

[@marcuslong9761]

His daughter was the most masculine one lol

[@shadowlesswarrior]

“Quality uncle time with Jake” I need to start using that excuse.

[@Jonathan-hm2gq]

would have loved to see more of her on the show, wouldve been a great sidecharacter

[@NPGamer11]

She could have been one of the more grounded characters, a rock to keep steady on amidst all the shenanigans and mishaps. But Charlie just doesn't roll like that.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

I’m fine with what we got.

[@mclovin7375]

@@NPGamer11 Charlies therapist already played that part.

[@TheKingTywinLannister]

Ou no. Definitely a NO

[@doubleface1053]

Charlie Sheen is legend and always will be remember

[@brocks1stop342]

"I have three kids, I'm divorced and at the peek of my sexuality" hey this show is funny!

[@debarshidas8072]

2 truths and a lie- delusional hag edition

[@TheKingTywinLannister]

Yeah. I lost my appetite

[@siryoga384]

She forgot to say she is old and men she wanted no longer want her, they want her 22 year old daughter now.

[@Vito_Caligiuri]

@@siryoga384I’m 26 and I’d do her. She’s not bad looking

[@Vito_Caligiuri]

@@siryoga384she’s at the peek of her sexuality. She’s not looking to settle down. She’s looking for men in their 20’s. I approve

[@BlackCondor88]

Charlie at 0:59 : So who's winning? Me: Leonard DiCaprio pointing at tv meme

[@saavanelias8059]

WINNING!

[@at.4283]

There ain't any TV shows like this now 😕

[@carlossierra2812]

People are way too sensitive these days lol

[@joedickinson6566]

Because everyone is watching stuff like this and looking back with Nostalgia

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

True. Nothing like this

[@johnsmith-ht3sy]

Cancelled my BBC license tax 7 years ago, TV is so yesterday.

[@jannesalo6348]

True.

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

Charlie can not use Jake to pick up women , but Alan can use Charlies house to live in without paying rent.

[@seanodonnell429]

That’s correct. The Constitution forbids indentured servitude. Charlie can make Alan pay rent, or he can kick him out. Those are his options.

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

@@seanodonnell429weather not or you can use the age old practice of using children to pick up a date is not in the constitution.

[@rickbailey189]

That what family's for right?

[@kewGarden]

@@leejoelbeasley5005 You haven't tried to take it to SCOTUS.

[@Agent.Wadsworth]

Charlie could get a dog, but at least he doesn't need to walk his nephew.

[@Lobselvith]

It's no wonder kids are messed up, they don't even keep the score at a soccer game?!? that's 1 sure way to mess kids up.

[@purpose6113]

They predicted the future

[@ronniegunzzz]

Yea 2004 was a wild time

[@MavMcLeod]

Yeah, we used to get trophies for winning. Today everyone gets one for participating..... Oh tempora, oh mores!

[@pflaffik]

Actually they did that for puppy class at dog shows long before this. Every puppy got a simple “contestant” price.

[@StCreed]

I'm pretty sure the kids keep score. They can count, after all.

[@OCX600RR]

3:27 Is so perfect hahaha

[@josecarranza7555]

One of the funniest shows ever.

[@kashewz]

He didn't strike out. He just didn't want them lol.

[@migueltrujillo3326]

"It not if win or lose it if you beat the spread" lol

[@themarquis336]

It’s awesome seeing this in such high def.

[@bluetickfreddy101]

When a sitcom was worth watching

[@szilardtatar97]

- Charlie we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.. - Should have thought of that before you taught him to count Man this show was brilliant, hands down! :D

[@stewie9736]

90's and 2000's were the best years of tv shows now everything is pg and doesn't have funny jokes anymore

[@tomriddle2257]

What is pg?

[@a.b.6233]

@@tomriddle2257 politically gorregt

[@aleksandarvil5718]

@@a.b.6233 Politically Correct*

[@a.b.6233]

@@aleksandarvil5718 Did you get my joke?

[@aleksandarvil5718]

@@a.b.6233 Gorregt = ?!??

[@bartbullock7817]

Ol' Charlie.. Everybody else had to show up and act, Charlie just had to show up, Man what a gig.

[@michaelhorn4540]

One of the best shows ever

[@dam9221]

Best tv Sitcom ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@khankake9576]

Superstore is better

[@dam9221]

@@khankake9576 for Me NO

[@keithbannister9271]

Second best, after Seinfeld. 💯

[@fonkamex]

This episode showed the reality of being a soccer mum.

[@eyadbe2024]

I miss those days

[@CastelliMoni]

My too!

[@muriloalmeida1824]

You and me both!

[@supremeteam1831]

Yep

[@Smokingmonkay]

😭 So badddd

[@deedewald1707]

I like your original comment !

[@starflash08]

I’ve watched these so many times over the years however I never seen this one, thanks for posting

[@ant8874]

bruh, i swore i had seen every episode of this show but i’ve never seen this like you.. it’s kinda trippy that i never knew about this one

[@yudhajitvishwakarman0825]

it's on Netflix....this episode is part of season 1

[@TheScarletSlayer]

@@ant8874 same actually I thought I'd seen them all but I've never seen this one

[@jonathanbednarek608]

Best opening to an episode

[@FunYl]

My favorite series

[@amysmileyreid95]

Straight to the point. I wish all women were like that.

[@bad2dabohn1992]

Only on sitcoms my friend lol

[@Randomdudefromtheinternet]

@@bad2dabohn1992 And late night at Appleee’s.

[@Ezequiel-lh4ub]

Ohh belive me they are, but not with everybody...just when they are on the mood and with someone they like.

[@baron9676]

Where's the fun in that?

[@StonedMcgee420]

After hitting the wall they turn like that

[@---kr3zg]

Charlie didn't strike out he was just smart especially with the 2 blondes

[@allans7281]

Charlie Sheen was everything for that show

[@TheKiki3212]

I would've love to see her more

[@rik-keymusic160]

One of the best shows!!!

[@streetphone4619]

"We wouldn't want to pry," LOL LOL LOL

[@crotalusatrox7931]

Best sitcom of its days.

[@ahmadaldrase7065]

Best actor in sitcom

[@kenhill6077]

Love this episode.funny and cool

[@joaobc5477]

"Jake is fine he's ten" hahahah

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

Great 👍👍👍 show

[@extraconsesame8251]

2:58 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT IM OLDER I GET THAT JOKE. but... it's not a joke for me no more

[@ricksmith780]

This was a great show!!!

[@bryanjohnson8162]

You should have thought of that before you tell him to count 🤣🤣🤣

[@HookedOnSonics518]

We need more women like Gloria ❤

[@gatekeeperboxing5898]

I think there are more than enough, i'm sure you'll find one. If not someone else certainly will.

[@Goatlikeitornot]

There's so many women like Gloria.

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Seasons 1-5 were the best

[@jaishriiyer1563]

Charlie is a charmer ❤😊

[@ntandazosogoni6952]

That sounds like an infant crying though because 🤣🤣😂😂

[@pflaffik]

Thats what i thought too!

[@Fork1]

The only thing buggering me is that the hungover went over so quickly!

[@DavidSmith-pg1ob]

It's "bugging". "Buggering" means something else. 😀

[@Fork1]

@@DavidSmith-pg1ob Thanks for the correction! English is only a 2nd language to me!

[@huenhuan2103]

Don't be bugged. Charlie's solution to never having a hungover is to keep drinking. Must imagine he started drinking again once he got home.

[@coryw3339]

It's funny how they make his character irresistable to every single female he meets.

[@JLAAMERICA]

Which in reality isn't truth

[@sstolt64]

Miss this show

[@Nhamp2000]

I remember when this show came on the air and I didn't watch it for the first couple of seasons. Then a friend of mine told me how hilarious it was and that I needed to watch it, so I gave it a three episode try. They'll never find his body.

[@jeffk1482]

“Ahhhhh…but I can!” 😅

[@StarWarsMoments]

Your definition of striking out is very different than mine.

[@dannyarcher6370]

1:00 - Bear in mind that this was filmed looooong before the term "participation trophy" was a thing.

[@pflaffik]

I disagree, it was a thing for puppies in dog shows decades before this.

[@craygroup]

When I did sports day at school in the early 2000’s the motto was: “it’s not the winning, it’s the taking part that counts”.

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

@@craygroupouch, my heart. I mean, participation and trying are important. But they're a part of or the path to succeed, not actual success. Smh

[@robinsonmeitei3633]

Without Charlie it's not fun anymore

[@paulsmith-ll9vg]

has charlie ever not got lucky with a girl, i bet he`s probably even got history with judith.

[@mosebolebitsa2630]

Oh he hates Judith he he d never nail her. She s a definate no no for him

[@paulsmith-ll9vg]

@@mosebolebitsa2630 maybe not, but your got to admit for a moaning bullbreaker, judiths kind of hot.

[@mr-is2bf]

I remember one episode where he was starring at her and she was in her bikini😂

[@pflaffik]

Judith was hot ok, and Charlie should love her for the way she made Alan suffer, i know i did.

[@bobsmith962]

That's why Judith hates him .. but wants him.

[@miamisdubbleoochico8143]

That ladies resume is superb‼️😩🤣

[@at.4283]

I love 2 and half ❤ 😍 💕 💓 ♥ 💗

[@brucegilbert7243]

Soccer Moms carry more baggage than a Red Cap.

[@NLSkooch]

When he was hung over he sounded just like his dad in apocalypse now.

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

"Gloria has to get home to her many, many children." Claws out.

[@randyjohnson6845]

Ms Gloria was on Seinfeld..she was pregnant had walked out on George on a date and told Elaine what day and time she was due..Elaine asked her that's a specific time..she said my doctor said if I dont schedule a time for a C section and have a natural birth I would have a psychotic episode

[@theskyisblue8979]

It’s funny because I didn’t ask

[@saintlouis1087]

Shes also the Russian chick at the store where George hides the suit and they have the Elaine mannequin

[@randyjohnson6845]

@@saintlouis1087 yes...the suite that he hides and a look alike george wanted to buy...

[@urosg9551]

Gloria aka Natasha from euro trash store

[@hemantwaghmare527]

I like her honesty. 💜💜

[@glodusmuspell9069]

Why can't they throw rocks?😂

[@ideaynojodas]

I miss Charlie! 😭😭😭

[@j.thomas7128]

I love soccer moms... it's my best line. Go to a kid's soccer game and when a soccer mom asks, "Which one is yours? ", answer, "I don't have any." "I come to games to pick up soccer moms; by chance do you have 30 minutes and a minivan"? You might get rejected 20 times, but who cares? You only need one, yes.

[@EmptyMan000]

Attrition Tactics. A classic strategy that basically banks on just doing the same thing over and over and expecting the result you want.

[@AndrewSzekely]

genius writing

[@rdr691]

This soccer mom deserves a sitcom for herself!

[@Falco7ich]

what episode and season??😅

[@marcuslong9761]

She cornered him like a caged animal lol

[@benjamintribe4652]

She pounced on him like a lioness hunting a gazelle!!😆

[@derhampaul2182]

I like Alan's Rolex in the jug of water ha ha

[@marklopez555]

Charly sheen made this series, Ashton Kutchner ruined it .

[@shonesymike4773]

All aboard....😂😂😂😂

[@whalegh6861]

Aaaaaah but i can 🤣

[@davejay6855]

If this is "striking out" then I don't even want to think about what term I'd have to use for my own experiences...

[@garn5t]

12-2 is devious work in soccer

[@rahulchintapatla7097]

This guy is a modern day quagmire

[@ronaldvecchione1441]

Winning 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffhaynes8848]

I want a gloria 😂

[@nelsonmejiaslozada9362]

Charlie talks like Kimi Raikkonen when is hangover, brutal!

[@elgar6743]

lol...!!

[@parthakaarjun]

This is the best amongst equals (when Charlie was involved) every line is a 🤣

[@polyglot8]

Great paraprosdokian one-liners! Love this show 😂

[@crazykev1985]

Saying he struck out implies he was trying. Charlie had no interest in them.

[@Kyle-ho4lj]

Draftkings be like 2:58

[@nazifhossain1352]

The title should be "soccer moms strike out with Charlie"

[@pnwmv]

Charlie gave us men confidence 😂

[@chrisahola7809]

Ahhhh But I can...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mariosolis5121]

Liz Vasey one of my favorites

[@jefffromjersey52]

I would hardly call that striking out ... He had his choice of all 3 of them .

[@alexh8613]

She has her own travel company, but only works 50 hours a week???

[@adarshdattatraya4972]

Yeah more like reserving seats on buses and all

[@DivineRedwood]

She'd could hire someone to help her, but she can't, because she has trust issues. That's why she works ridiculous hours.

[@alphabogeyman7462]

@@DivineRedwood I don't understand why a woman would leave her husband and then start jumping from one man to the next.

[@techbuildspcs]

@@alphabogeyman7462 because you have to make up for lost time.

[@doughesson]

I remember my first part time job,too

[@MrRahulsharma17]

Which season?

[@kingmanji]

Giggidy 😂

[@easonzenilkhan3393]

The only line i remember in this episode is :all aboard gloria

[@Borads]

Wild Thing ⚾️

[@JJSeattle]

Audience didn't get that gambling joke HAhhaha

[@iammaximus614]

… 🎵meeennnnn 🎶