Two Best Friends Say Questionable Shit About Kids

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[@thejimboofdoom1278]

Why hello there. My apologies for the lack of a video in 8 months but Iam still here and still working on my next 2BFP montage. I will also post some other mini projects, including but not limited to a Silent Hill 2 analysis that I have in the works. Watch this space.

[@RazgrizStraitz]

did you use music from Onimusha ??? this sounds very familiar

[@thejimboofdoom1278]

@@RazgrizStraitz All taken from Resident Evil 2 my guy

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

Well, this aged like fine wine. Can't wait for Orb Jr. to find this video in 10-12 years.

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

His NAME is BASEBALL

[@MatildyMatilduh666]

Pat hates kids mainly because some of them are taller than him and it makes him feel insecure.

[@SarpSpeaksSometimes]

Your profile pic makes this comment even better

[@Gungho73]

Pat hates kids because their parents think hes trying to take them when hes at the petting zoo.

[@patricknguyen7530]

@@Gungho73 and now Pat is gonna be a dad himself

[@Gungho73]

@@patricknguyen7530 "It's hard to play an Xbox from inside a dumpster."

[@MelBrooksKA]

"I regret steering this podcast towards baby murder." - Pat, You Can't Push Baby Murder For Summerslam Response: No you don't

[@GastonGock]

MelBrooksKA What podcast is this from?

[@MelBrooksKA]

SBFC 016: You Can't Push Baby Murder For SummerSlam

[@justinn.7464]

Revisiting this after Pat just had a baby makes it so much better

[@PunishedTrouserSnake]

I fully agree.

[@adamcammack3534]

Pat hates kids so much he had to have one of his own to prove how bad other peoples kids are 😅

[@DrErikNefarious]

This video got funnier because Crazy Talk took 6 years to activate for this shit

[@boodle399]

this is the first thing I want people to send Pat's kid the moment he gets internet access

[@AegisREDflector]

I think my favorite is, "I'll wall-bounce this kid for days."

[@CosmicWaltz7]

This video is missing my favorite one, from Deadly Premonition: Pat - "Kids don't require as much oxygen. That's why they're so hard to smother." Matt, noticeably uncomfortable - "Oh, geez..."

[@thejimboofdoom1278]

I think that may be in the second montage? Honestly can't remember. Guess you will just have to watch it ;)

[@InugamiTheHound]

410 Billion dead children

[@akai1659]

World is a sadness

[@anamelessguythatisyoung2851]

DamuEmran I hope

[@TomBombadil168]

Can't wait until either of them have kids. Pat would be the funniest, him and paige would be the best worst parents ever. Pat would steal the kid's halloween candy and paige will loose them in an empty parking lot.

[@paradocks23]

Sploogmaster2 But if anyone messes with their kid they'll discover the fury of TWO angry gingers and a leprechaun.

[@ericp.2879]

Why do you assume they want kids?

[@Thor22289]

Well, most people don't "want" kids when they have them @@ericp.2879

[@kittycat5972]

Thor22289 speak for yourself youngster, most people desire kids at some point in their life, especially women.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Paige will eventually want one and corner Pat.

[@turboyabo864]

pat: i got hot kid baby mum-mum , baby biscuits woolie: ooommmm pat: baby biscuits *hard cut to despair girls*

[@EvanSaltare]

I feel like Pat's daily struggles with children have made him bitter. There's only so many times a man can be wrestled to the floor by 11 year olds, and forced to lick a turd before he snaps.

[@ThelateDomC.]

R.I.P super best friends, loved them so much.

[@thejimboofdoom1278]

I feel your pain brother...😞

[@Samm815]

except for Clementine, Ellie, and Nanako. they hate all kids.

[@luedog4life]

You mean Garbage?

[@wohdinhel]

to be fair nanako is hardly a real kid

[@timyac]

Did you watch the LoU playthrough? They hate Ellie.

[@hayz691]

That's debatable. They may call Ellie garbage all the time but Pat still violently defends his point of not killing Garbage for the sake of humanity, which counts for something.

[@night1952]

They grew fond of garbage

[@someoneelse8470]

Completely lost it at Hot Baby Mum Mum

[@megahellreaper]

We should have known. A relationship based upon mutual hatred of kids was fragile at best...

[@OurRooks]

:(

[@yoursonisold8743]

"Who does a riposte to a child?"

[@matman000000]

Syrio Forel, the greatest swordsman in the Seven Kingdoms.

[@louiesalmon3932]

A hero.

[@Lagoon243]

And now pat is gonna be a dad

[@DaDMonDCB]

Eyup. Congratulations on being a Father, Pat!

[@dracomundo1498]

Well...abandoning a baby and being a bad mom and abusive dad kinda gave us the strongest stand...

[@Abdega]

The requiem arrow and child abuse are not interchangeable no matter how much we wish it was

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

someone needs to make a long ass video about all the out of context things they say

[@MortusSweet]

I second this!

[@InsomniacTC]

I want Matt and Pat to eventually make a studio movie but be forced to have the entire cast be child actors. The behind the scenes would just be both of them furiously beating the kids and doing coke.

[@Xanegoh]

Insomniac Tom or dumping coke on them.

[@InsomniacTC]

Xanegoh Wasting precious cocaine on those little shits? HELL NO

[@Xanegoh]

Insomniac Tom I'm just going on what they said.

[@aperturesciencegames]

Thats not any different from most studio movies

[@Doc_Fun]

That's assuming Pat doesn't get stomped to death by a medium sized child.

[@lemeres2478]

next up- two best friends talking about race. This time including woolie!

[@jackpress15]

Lemeres That's a good hour long video.

[@IsiahTomas]

Would this involve cars or motorcycles?

[@ValetinoLovebird]

RACIST WAKKA

[@_Somsnosa_]

Now you're talking my language brudda!

[@THEDERPYARBITER]

"BLACK FACE IS AWESOME" - Woolie Madden

[@aaronwilson8632]

Welp... who's back after the news?

[@An_Inconvenience]

Pat and baby Turok

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Haha Pat has kid now, baby Clint

[@imlaffytaffy]

I miss the child hate

[@Zangelin]

Nothing really questionable going on here.

[@SonofTiamat]

I used to watch these guys all the time years ago. Lotta memories.

[@AntiNihilist]

Remember the part where they shot Duck because they had to confirm the kill?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

12:26 the moment Kenny broke as a man, as he cannot use duck as a raft now.he’s probably thinking “hnnggboat”

[@treefingers6572]

GREAT. NOW THE BABY'S ALIVE.

[@Boinkstyle]

13:26 One of the last times we'll see them together, happy. ; - ;

[@silverroddo1468]

"There's very little meat in these gym babies!" Am i doing this right? That spending money game clip with Pat buying a hacksaw, g-bags and baby food is like a weird subconscious thing that surfaced out of Pat, though.

[@dylanfarris7647]

Congrats Pat on the baby boy!

[@Doc_Fun]

You always hate your last phase

[@therighttrousers343]

So the new boivin is a one percenter.

[@submersedmantis]

"ride this baby like a boat"

[@KingofdaNerds]

I honestly think that Clementine is the only kid Matt and Pat don't just drop their pants on and took a huge shit.

[@kingdovachief5707]

These guys are gonna be great parents

[@andresmith1317]

4 years later and that’s still the best thumbnail on KZbin

[@Eggnogdude]

12:12 always makes me fucking lose it.

[@loquendo918]

With the hate they have to baby's it makes you think how they let Liam join

[@sketchart1930]

this is the highlight of my day

[@JRSanchez93]

With that intro, I was expecting this to be done in a 48 hours mystery style.

[@acdenton5726]

with a title like that I was expecting them to have the exact opposite opinion of children than they do in this video.

[@anthonychavez8837]

Do they even know what kids are?

[@CobaltBlues702]

Hehe, hindsight

[@lastsaneman19]

The grammar mistake on "A light hearted video idea has turn into something deeply sinister" reminds me of "My snake have started to move"

[@mikethemotormouth]

THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD

[@LeAceDash]

that's the best picture of Matt yet

[@markv6467]

OH MAN If this was made now, just imagine all the things they talked about in their L.A. Noire Playthrough! Especially about the Child Predators!

[@GMira-archive]

I always lose my shit everytime i see the scene what pat got from walmart x"D

[@JulesJuno737]

Add the Elderly for Matt as of the Cagening 2018

[@RotundRager]

Oh great, now the baby's alive.

[@PunishedTrouserSnake]

I know other stumbled on this after Pat became a dad but WOW it is indeed way funnier now. Quotes that aged like milk nevwr tasted so good

[@01trixor]

And for a second I thought this was gonna be a compilation of podcast moments lol, silly me

[@Taiyou94]

Never forget what we lost.

[@Keepcalmandbangscrew]

Thank god these guys are fathers 😂🤔

[@Brandonious15987]

Damn its weird to hear so many audio snafus like this.

[@omegazero1990]

I have been waiting for this since 2013

[@Kinzokugia]

Hot Kid Baby Mum-Mum

[@Mate397]

What's the game they played that had the black and white hand drawn-esque animation?

[@mikethemotormouth]

You mean this one? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHjNZH6CqLZnlck

[@Paladin_Painting]

I didnt know pat was so sm0l

[@FreekinEkin2]

What is the black and white game with the giant baby, and when did they play it?

[@bobparker465]

Neverending Nightmares. They pkayed it in a shitstorm a few years back.

[@9saske9]

Another one for the Dossier! (great vid btw)

[@HolyDemonSnap]

Aww you forgot about Pat's comments in Deadly Prem.

[@Swiss816]

Imeddiately after this vid Matt and Crymetina announces they are having a child.

[@tallestgoose1570]

Tldr; Pat and matt say "fuck Dem kids"

[@MajinRaviel]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?!

[@Shawn_Boyce]

5:20 two best friends is evil

[@rocwood]

1:50 I guess it was a bonus for Pat too huh?

[@cthulhuchan9587]

Rip ADsence

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

So do you actually like that silent hill comic or what?

[@thejimboofdoom1278]

They Don't Reply Back Honestly no. I'm not a big comic book guy nor I don't have a reason why. Iam however a fan of Silent Hill. I bought Among The Damned on a whim purely because it had Silent Hill on it and the sick cover art. Read it a couple of times didn't rate it and it sat on a shelf for 13 years.

[@AncelDeLambert]

You guys got any crack?!

[@RezaQin]

Eh, this isn't too bad.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Is this for fun or are you actually mad?

[@jeffreymiller7521]

Sonicfalcon16 i cant tell ether

[@LakbobYT]

It's for fun most likely

[@Doc_Fun]

Sonicfalcon16 they are kind of juvenile for 30 year olds though

[@Sonicfalcon16]

@@Doc_Fun I forgot I made this comment

[@Sonicfalcon16]

no its clearly a joke relax

[@MURF8393]

Pat baby Ashley compilation when?

[@Koogup]

Still love them lol

[@SerbianKnifeFight]

Hey which video is 1:26 from?

[@thejimboofdoom1278]

Neverending Nightmares from Shitstorm 3

[@austinedwards6716]

Hahahaha great video this shit is gold haha

[@gericho6071]

No question about it

[@mattf1sh97]

What’s that first person game on a plane at around 9:00?

[@MalikaiMelody]

Matt Barber I'm pretty sure that's The Forest

[@diggymgee]

whats the name of the game at 5:28? been trying to figure it out for what feels like half a decade.

[@ericp.2879]

It's called "Amy". They played it in the first Shitstorm.

[@diggymgee]

Thank you a shit ton!

[@Sins...]

Can someone please tell me the name of the video at 5:04?

[@Sins...]

Nvm it's shopping madness

[@wohdinhel]

#relatable

[@MrVonFrankfurter]

What was the game they were playing at 5:28?

[@masonrichey2186]

Von Frankfurter AMY.

[@DwarfDaddy]

What game was that at 1:27?

[@homefront1999]

What's the 2nd game and at 6:23 ?

[@TheOneUntakenName]

Just Monika Yazuka 4? and Rose Red

[@homefront1999]

Thx

[@andrei11dr]

Ram the children!

[@misstranqui9132]

Wow, this Does change my opinion of them, Very questionable To Say The Least.

[@Buzzballforever]

MiLo L. Don't take it too seriously

[@BadyearOakarus]

O, can-ada

[@killnj6071]

who cares

[@fredericbaldwin6732]

Questionable? What's the question? 😏

[@johntrains1317]

No. Dont ruin my opinion of them lol

[@the-NightStar]

Why would this ruin your opinion? This is some hilarious shit. Man, they're not serious, dude. They're just trying to get a laugh by using really dark humor.

[@k.constantine]

The only people that hate children are other children. Grow up.

[@ericp.2879]

The only people that hate children hating other children are children. Grow up.

[@superchunk1661]

K Constantine its a joke grow up

[@roblestito93]

If that's the case, then we should all grow the fuck up.

[@_Somsnosa_]

That is objectively false.

[@skeekyonlinegaming5995]

I don't think there is any danger of these couch biscuits breading.

[@benjamincurwood]

one is married, the other, has a girlfriend. they really are just joking

[@lnfreeman]

bunjamIn derpwood just cause they have SOs doesn't mean they want kids. Anyway, I believe we were talking about "breading." I'm now imagining fried Matt and Pat cutlets.

[@TheDumpMuffins]

lol the joke is Pat's girlfriend is hotter than anything you could pull in your entire life

[@benjamincurwood]

didnt say that

[@benjamincurwood]

never said that

[@AntiNihilist]

Remember the part where they shot Duck because they had to confirm the kill?