Super Best Friendcast - Woolies family tree

[@isthisajojoreference]

Somewhere in the deep depths of Woolie's family tree there's a hidden note scribbled out that says "Woolie is Marika"

[@jjj7790]

My favorite thing about Woolie's history with Super Best Friends is hearing them make up all this fake lore about him before he became a full-time member and then later finding out that the real lore is far more ridiculous.

[@LieutenantAmerica]

Woolie has become purified anime.

[@diegomedina9637]

Exept the part where he killed a guy. That shit is real.

[@CheezVT]

​@@diegomedina9637The funniest part about Woolie Killing A Guy is that there are *two* different contexts. There's obviously the football story, but there's ALSO the story about this guy in his friend group who's a piece of shit so he called him out on Facebook and tagged LITERALLY every single person on his friend's list so everyone could see it. That person more or less disappeared from the internet after

[@NamesSmeg]

​@@CheezVTI can't even find the post anymore.

[@CheezVT]

@@NamesSmeg kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqKzmH2hqa-kmrM There ya go buddy

[@Kuroganekisaki]

I like to call this chapter "Madden: BLOODLINES"

[@JVarley9001]

Woolie's a fucking Game of Thrones character.

[@SkulloMad]

He's a JoJo character.

[@JVarley9001]

RadicalMongoose He's a Game of Jojo character. I wonder what Tyrion Lannister's Stand would be?

[@MantraMan2077]

+Mr. Creazil Cheap Trick. Except it doesn't kill you.

[@SkulloMad]

Mr. Creazil So your saying he's of the Zeppli bloodline? What chapter does he die for Matt and Patt?

[@JVarley9001]

RadicalMongoose I don't know, but if I learned anything from horror movies he'll die first.

[@luedog4life]

I swear they don't even need to create lore for woolie. What is this incestual Jamaican secret wars shit?

[@snipingfordummies]

luedog4life m

[@king_big_pp]

I want Woolie to return to the homeland and start Neo-Maddentown.

[@GenericSideCharacter]

+Commander_Ninja If enough people pool their money to buy the thing on the Zaibatsu's Amazon Wishlist link on their Twitch page Neo-Madden Town could be real

[@Enigma14]

+Commander_Ninja Woolie is the next Big Boss.

[@arcaii1117]

+Enigma14 Outer Madden

[@kirkholland6253]

+Enigma14 No But He will be my Benefactor Kaz

[@insertnamehere8715]

The original Maddentown was Proto-Neo-Maddentown.

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

I'm just waiting for Woolie to reveal he's got a great great uncle or something with the last name Joestar.

[@Kalnafein]

YOU EXPECTED A MADDEN BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

[@user-rv7ni7yj1i]

+Kalnafein KONO DIO DA

[@Kalnafein]

OH MY GOD!

[@spookhyskeleton]

Somewhere along that fucking family tree, a Joestar got the black fever.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

His family tree is even crazier than the joestar one

[@obermegalutschoar]

I imagine this scenario where Woolie lands in some country he has never been before and as soon as he steps off the plane everyone has rainbow dreads and looks exactly like him.

[@KingHalbatorix]

even the women

[@lintilion]

KingHalbatorix *especially* the women

[@crimsondynamo615]

And the newborns. Like straight from the womb they have rainbow dreads, piercings, and adult Woolie’s face

[@FanOFTrueHeroes]

Isekai woolie

[@SorakuFett]

And the drums from Predator start playing.

[@spookhyskeleton]

Go, Woolie. Rebuild MaddenBase.

[@agsiar]

+Hy- chan LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE!!

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Nice shad picc bruv

[@spookhyskeleton]

dsalucas​​ Unfortunately, I agree. Most of his girls look like inflated balloon versions of themselves, and with freckles all over. Not to mention the borderline unbearable, cringy dialogue. Still, he makes some dank-ass ahegaos.

[@santiifm]

+Hy- chan what's ahegaos?

[@spookhyskeleton]

Lamurakk Google is always there for ya.

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

I want Woolie to find an old photo of an ancestor and he's holding a piece of eden.

[@evendrag6302]

No its just DIO

[@MLGHazrad]

Or a golden pie

[@diegomedina9637]

His dreads are pieces of Eden.

[@1finallygotunleashed]

"So your girfriend's... Fine?" "Yes, yes! ...ALTHOUGH" "WhoOooOooOoOaAaA"

[@SmashBrosOdyssey64]

Pat's horrified "What" is the best part of this.

[@PolarPhantom]

When he mentioned the daughter, I thought "I don't like where this is going". AND IT WENT WHERE I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Woolie's Maddentown lore is so strong that you can contact Koei-Tecmo and build an entire Maddentown Warriors game around it.

[@SotheX]

Dude, DUDE, my soul cant take that. Hype is too real. xD

[@Comkill117]

if only.

[@Pandora234able]

Lol Woo Boo

[@ValetinoLovebird]

it'll be like Tekken's lore of the Maddentown Zaibatsu or crazy shit

[@noLimitkillED]

There are fucking secret relatives, branch families, murder plots. Woolie's family sounds like a japanese anime subplot. Next we're going to learn that he has bloodline traits and can use the Sharingan or some shit.

[@TheNecrotimer]

+Edgy Armando Woolie already has a bloodline technique he can summon openings to...The Woolie Hole. A disgusting, salty, swamp-like dimension where short haired girls a forced to wear only green clothes, only he can pick boss characters, and he becomes untouchable while hiding under a pile of coats.... The only redeeming part of The Woolie Hole is that liars, thieves, and, David Cages are endlessly flogged with giant dreads (made of shit) while being told "Death is the only true freedom!"

[@Cr4bc4kes]

+Edgy Armando I forget where but there was a story in the news or something recently I just glanced over that said a man, that happens to be black, in a story similar to this one but happening now and has been going on for generations. I think madden-town has continued to this day. I'm going to have to find it to be sure. If I can't sorry for bringing this up comment readers.

[@Xchippzanuff]

+TheNecrotimer that sounds like a Stand to me. The Woolie Hole

[@redletternights6419]

+Edgy Armando And how some of the main family now resides on the moon,fighting with the branch family over whether or not they should attack earth and steal all their pies.

[@kirkholland6253]

+Edgy Armando OH SHIT NO my Fanfiction has Come true!

[@RobertIsLostInTheWires]

This story is pure Maddenness.

[@SkulloMad]

Nice.

[@TheTwistingmtd]

+RobertIveanuke fuck you i hate you marry me

[@ekgguy727]

+TheTwistingmtd Sorry, but he's secretly your cousin. Don't let that stop you though.

[@TheTwistingmtd]

Ikechi Ogbuagu OHHHH NOOOO

[@zsugarant8447]

8:34 You can tell Liam was relieved that no one got his joke

[@SkulloMad]

Woolies Bizarre Adventure

[@Byzas000]

Crazy Noisy Bizarre Maddentown

[@maximutatro3176]

Which madden is the one with the dumb hat

[@SoberNostalgia]

".. then Woolie looks at his hand and starts fading away" Hahahah!!

[@jurriaanb3879]

My god! We could all be Woolies family!! AM I A WOOLIE????

[@SotheX]

We're all woolie hole spawn

[@EvilPaladin11]

SotheX "We're all pre-order babies" -Matt (Fallout4 episode)

[@crimsondynamo615]

Look in the mirror, do you have rainbow dreads and piercings, it’s the only way to know if you truly are one with Woolie

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

Everything is lies! EVERYTHING IS LIES!

[@oracle_8947]

Old_Moonlight Wait what You can't just drop something like that and not give more info lol

[@SpacePompadour]

this is literally a like the lineage of a joestar

[@codafett]

It's more like Game of Thrones than Jojo

[@tristonchism1872]

Most people have family stories like this, if you're willing to dig it up. It's just hard to do it.

[@salvatration3704]

I just realized, Woolie's grandfather is fucking Diavolo.

[@salsaking8414]

+Salvatration Halex So that means that Woolie is Trish. Does that mean that Liam is Mista, Matt is Bruno and Pat is Narancia?

[@salvatration3704]

Salsa King I'd say Pat is more Fugo, but otherwise you're dead on.

[@007JamesBondRules]

So he makes time collapse and continually falls into the Woolie hole?

[@Bizarrejoe]

Woolie made it softer

[@JackgarPrime]

I also might have literally been fucking Diavolo.

[@Rhalmarius]

This was the highlight of the entire podcast.

[@007JamesBondRules]

This was a highlight of the entirety of the lore Highlight of their careers

[@nikkovalidor4890]

+BrazilianBasher dreams do come true in rustlemania

[@darrianweathington1923]

this was the highlight of super best friends period

[@skolkor]

It truly was.

[@Tamatzu]

Rhalmarius still is

[@JackPoppy]

Forget it, Matt. It's Maddentown.

[@shotguncrucifix]

Underrated comment.

[@EvilPaladin11]

Jack PoppyBro Dat "Chinatown" reference!

[@Pandora234able]

Sounds like a shitty EA online community for football

[@zoldator]

Man, Maddentown is where it's at. The true Woolie Hole starts there.

[@vonschuhart]

my dad would destroy me in a fight. But the matchup isnt free. He's so old and busted its probably like 6-4. In the end however, his frame data is much better than mine

[@ehmiguel7602]

you need to learn some tech

[@Moodyman90]

There's a movie or TV series here, I can feel it. In the grand scheme of the world, this probably isn't unusual or that crazy, but to hear it like this makes it sound like daytime TV, soap opera level insane plot bullshit.

[@adamstradtman1599]

Everyone in Jamaica is basically Woolies third cousin X-removed at this point.

[@TeapotBird]

Matt’s quiet “Burudi kurossu” is such an underrated part of this moment

[@terla2971]

"cause he was a templar" HAHAHAHA

[@Delivery-Witch-Express]

Templar from?

[@somekindofgnome8477]

@@Delivery-Witch-Express Assassin’s Creed, if you’re asking what the reference is.

[@vinicapiotti]

I think literally every single thing Matt said in this segment was a fucking meme

[@CaptainDemo779]

His Grandpa is Jamaican DIO of the House of Madden. I want a JoJo arc with Woolie throwing down with DIO Madden!

[@GodKingReiss]

The Best Friends Crusaders must set forth on a bizarre adventure to Jamaica to defeat Woolie's evil grandfather, MADDEN, and bring honor to the Madden bloodline.

[@Raphie009]

Madden, Father of the Abyss.

[@Dlnew3]

did you mean: _Brennan_ _Williams_ ?

[@revelstatus2346]

Oh boy do I have news for you

[@guardianhirro]

Oh my fucking god

[@ColeVecsion]

lol we've all had the "could i take my dad in a fight?" moment, though mines a 3rd degree black belt in jujitsu i'd need to study the dark hadou in order to defeat him even at his current old age >__>;

[@OscarGreenworth]

Use a gun

[@popump2617]

everyone needs to sleep sometimes....

[@morgandahlberg9212]

No but then his dad wins by shame - because he needed to use a gun to defeat him.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

ColeVecsion My Dad has been a lumberjack for 30 years. And he's 2 meters. That ain't happening. ~ TDG

[@nineball4544]

Game of Jamaican Jojo. But seriously Next thing you know Woolie is summoning his Grandfather's spirit with voodoo magic.

[@jerkface7977]

Phantom Grandpa Madden has invaded

[@868edgar]

Madden's bizarre adventure: moonshine crusaders

[@adcon00]

Davian Jericho he don't know whatcha messin' wit

[@mellowbread9735]

"maddens attract other maddens"

[@868edgar]

What a beautiful Mǎ dēng zhèn

[@atticusrex9468]

🎵One people! One family! God bless this nation!"🎵 ... 🎵I'm comin' baaaack!🎵

[@zhentable]

Can we talk about how pats dad can perform the Dempsey Roll on his son.

[@Pixeleyes00]

Every time this comes back up into my recommended I always imagine Woolie at home and someone knocks, for woolie to open it and find a man his age and height with a blue jacket and his dreadlocks slicked back on his head. Then I remember that woolie doesn't need a Vergil because he already exists and plays videogames with MaximillianDood.

[@williamw.2610]

Hahaha

[@MrKricardo]

7 years later I still love listening back to this amazing podcast

[@Gloraxi]

Omg lol same😂

[@LetterRobo]

Theory: Castle Super Beast is actually the first step/fortress in Woolie's plan to recreate Madden Town.

[@godzillakiller1]

Madden Town is basically Mother Base, people get futon'd there all the time

[@SpectralSlugger]

godzillakiller1 ain't a futon one of those bed couches

[@EvilPaladin11]

@@SpectralSlugger It is indeed a couch bed thing. Random Jamaicans and Canadians get fultoned to Madden Town.

[@ClockworkIndustries]

8:48 "You almost fooled me, idiot!" Underrated line.

[@somke1231]

jesus woolie i bet your grandfather was like all according "kekkaku"

[@humanitysfinest9795]

Even Woolie's dad cannot flee from the emmisaries of Madden town

[@pinchman2946]

Madden town, founded on the rock solid principle of a good hustle.

[@TheSaylesMan]

Stories like this are why I play Crusader Kings 2.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Hey there, Itachi.

[@Chagogo]

I feel like there could be a great anime opmade based off of Woolie's hunt for his bloodline.

[@Chagogo]

*op made

[@CS9_]

Due to how convoluted this is it makes me worried that literally anyone watching could be distantly related to Woolie. I’m worried myself due to my liking of fighting games and short haired girls.

[@talynhastime9343]

Woolie's family drama is basically Empire, or Game of Thrones but with much less murder and just as much sleeping around done by only one person.

[@metallsnubben]

4 years old comment but... the fact that it's LESS and not NO murder...

[@k.g.7591]

Woolie's grandfather is actually a vampire who had killed his great uncle and attached his head to the great uncle's body.

[@diminishdom2319]

you were expecting woolie. But it was me WIO

[@MrKricardo]

To this day since this came out I still come back to hear this story fckn best podcast ever

[@Lonequacker]

I like how the grandfather that harbored all these kids and got poisoned straight up turned the Maddens into the Mishimas.

[@codafett]

This is probably one of my favorite Woolie stories.

[@supershadowfan2000]

It's definitely one of mine

[@AndreRGB_Tips]

i have listen to this story about 20 times, it amazes me that madden town is not a country yet, some kind of outer heaven

[@king-k9675]

I just imagine they all look like Hulk, Blanka, Cyrax and Necalli. May all at once.

[@otaldomatheush]

One of the best moments in SBFP history, hands down.

[@maximutatro3176]

“He came back” -Liam on woolie’s long dead relative

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

The Ankh of Eden was used to resurrect him

[@arcTheslayer]

I lost my shit at Liam saying he came back

[@blindmessiah255]

Madden Town...Big Boss’s dream...

[@FlowKio]

Just imagining a town filled with woolies extended family wearing Warriors vests

[@mindfreaksniper]

All with a Reboot brand

[@diegomedina9637]

They're all wearing the Naruto vests with the Reboot logo on it.

[@lucariojet]

I'm scared shitless....Cause I too am a Madden ;o

[@nicholasrowley947]

Quick; are you black, do like green and do you have an affinity for burglering fruit-filled confections? If you answer yes to all three then I either have the best news or the worst.

[@lucariojet]

Oh....My....God.....Uncle Woolie owes a brutha some birthday money

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

This is literally Genealogy of the Holy War: Woolie Edition.

[@TwoFacedKid4]

Oh my god this is like the book 100 Years of Solitude. A man finds and names a village, generations of his family live there, and incest becomes a problem. Didn't know Woolie was a literary character.

[@williamw.2610]

😧

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

Why can I relate to the "I could take him" thing so much

[@kurtking8046]

because I think every guy has thought it at one point

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

HOLY FUCK, HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?!?! *I DIDN'T KNOW MADDENTOWN WAS,* LIKE, *A REAL PLACE* AND HIS GENEALOGY WAS SO SKETCHY TO DESCRIBE, I thought the location was just a meme from something and...WOW, this is great. 😃😆

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Holy shit, Woolie's grandfather is like a cross between Joseph Jostar and Abraham from the old testement!

[@kristofb5013]

Woolie finding Madden town would be like John Malkovitch going into his own mind.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Kristof B Being Woolie Madden

[@mysticzohan7648]

The Phantom Madden, Attack of the Maddens, Revenge of the Madden, A New Madden, The Madden Strikes Back Return of the Madden, The Madden Awakens.... Use the Madden Uze It stretch out by your Maddens and remember the Madden will be with you always...

[@MathiasAblazed]

Josiah MysticZohan P Rogue Madden

[@crimsondynamo615]

Madden a Woolie Story

[@69Kazeshini]

Lego madden

[@BlackOwl1997]

Soul of the blood of the madden dragon

[@a-zfan3229]

The Madden Poneglyphs chain together to revel the secret to the Maddentown Century

[@zmeicorp]

Those "servants" in Madden town in Jamaica were probably slaves...

[@malikwest8367]

Oh there no probably about it given what Woolie learnt about the Madden clan

[@TeapotBird]

This was only two generations back

[@aptspire]

Woolie's family is the troubles Halo's Prophet race went through when they left their planet.

[@emperorjoker9240]

Why are black family tree is always so convoluted. Mine isn’t as crazy but, it’s pretty out there as well lol.

[@healingv1sion]

I miss them so much 😭 but I'm just glad we had them while we did and we can go back at any time and watch all the good moments 😢

[@nekky9534]

I have to listen to this AT LEAST once a month

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Jesus Christ, I'm half asian and I'm starting to feel I might be related to Woolie

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Chio Chan Genocide I'm 100 % Danish, and I feel like my relations must be related to Woolie. (Well, two of my second cousins are from other countries.) ~ TDG

[@squidyy2k]

I honest to fuck want Woolie to drop a book about this one day.

[@Champiness]

Sitcom where a legally-distinct Canadian let’s player finds out he’s inherited the remnants of a Jamaican town his ancestors owned and he pulls up stakes along with his white friends to go run their operation from down there, leading to an endlessly entertaining culture clash with the Wacky Locals

[@SledgeHammerGai]

I appreciate all the comments saying Woolie is Jojo and he has to defeat Grandpa Dio, but let's not pretend that he wouldn't renounce his humanity and become his grandad's powerslave at the first possible moment.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Jason Vanilla Woolie

[@NamesSmeg]

Woocci But you know that his negative characteristics (his need to thieve) will take over in the end. He'd steal [The World] and timestop for infinite Daigo Rage. Daigo would be his Jotaro.

[@3serio]

Next generation up, there’s DIO

[@isthisajojoreference]

Plot twist, Brennan Williams is Woolie's half brother

[@DB-su4ke]

Brennan using Madden as his wrestling name is step one in reclaiming his stolen heritage

[@ClockWorkKairi]

They should have named their office maddentown

[@diegolopezpresa9719]

Thank you for saving this for future generations.

[@r3volv3r50]

Woolie: Into the Madden-verse

[@KaiserVFF]

In short every jamaican ever is partially a woolie relative

[@moonstruck4276]

RIP, we will miss the old days.

[@bursky09]

Sounds like my family, the only difference is that a clan war happened and lots of murdering had been committed.

[@bricescott7152]

Woolie: Origins

[@diegomedina9637]

Turns out The Woolie Hole was inside of us all along.

[@dudejoe24]

so manys ball exposed on stream

[@Th3SmartAlec]

+Jack of All Vamps More than can be counted.

[@ericanawtin6801]

Just going through good times.

[@Struffert20]

Someone needs to animate this

[@EvilPaladin11]

Haven't heard this clip in years, and it's STILL hilarious! I love the end where Woolie calms down and says, "this is going on next week's podcast!" I can perfectly picture his face when he said that.

[@tentavision13]

if I had a nickel for every time Pat brought up the idea of Woolie having Hitler genes I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@Gojiro7]

half way through this story, I was expecting Woolie to find out its been his families linage to fight Dracula.....but somewhere along the line they got bored of it and fucked off XD

[@MadMajora]

Christ I'm going too deep into the Woolie Hole

[@MalcomQueneau]

I think I speak for a good number of people when I say Woolie's family history needs to be an anime. We need Maddentown.

[@EternalGuardian07]

Thanks for this. I wanted to hear this story again.

[@SwagBroPlays]

Maddentown The Sequel to Roots XD I'm down

[@crimsondynamo615]

HTSenpai9000 *YO NAME IS MADDEN!*

[@Keepcalmandbangscrew]

Woolie kente

[@1Rekuiem]

Lol being Jamaican I know this type of story all too well

[@alseid8709]

100 years of Woolietude.

[@FightCain]

I want more madden lore.

[@OscarGreenworth]

I miss this 😔

[@marcusjohnston3618]

I can just see it now, Woolie walking down a set of stairs in Maddentown with a Harem of chicks on either side and then you hear the cry go out, "WHO'S THE MASTA?"