TWO DOGS | TROY HAWKE | GREETERS GUILD |

[@Masada1911]

It’s rather lovely to see you outside a “normal” store greeting people again. It feels like a bit of a throwback. Hope you are doing well old boy.

[@Team33Team33]

You KNOW you're in a rough place when security are genuinely worried for YOUR safety rather than any loss of customers. LOL. Thankyou Troy for sussing out all the places that I will not. LEGEND 🙂

[@PerfectStormProductions]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spazzymacgee5648]

Aye Liverpool 😂😂

[@jammybadger6514]

Huyton isn't known as "Two dogs fightin" for nothing.😂

[@PerfectStormProductions]

@@jammybadger6514 🤣🤣🤣

[@simonmcleish2703]

Yep thought that too 😂😂

[@RobbsHomemadeLife]

my only complaint about Troy Hawke videos is he does not make enough of them.

[@algernonwolfwhistle6351]

South of France, Canada, Netherlands....Huyton. All the best places for you.

[@lazylad8544]

😂

[@allanbarke]

Absolutely brilliant again Troy! The security guard didn’t know what to say 😂😊

[@delskioffskinov]

A beautiful ray of sunshine on this rainy day! Thank You Troy for always cheering me up!

[@Hacienda_27]

Can't believe I was unknowingly 10 mins away from such greatness

[@tiapina7048]

I hope you felt the ripples of goodness coming your way.

[@abolacadernos7164]

Let the world see all your bouquet of flowers at once. Never stop, never change Mr. Hawke!

[@Hz-432Hz]

What fascinating human interaction.

[@jamesburrell677]

"I think you should be the Mayor of Huyton" got me. 😆

[@Punmasterplan]

Troy, a big thank-you for taking us back to Liverpool!

[@cosmojonesmusic]

I'm ever so slightly addicted to your videos. I feel as though I'm about to waste numerous minutes/hours. Subscribed!

[@PoshMurder]

When I first saw your videos honestly I cringed a bit... But then I realised why: it's because I'm not very happy, to the point where I was in a dislike of someone purely because he's being nice. Mate keep doing what you're doing. I wish I had those sorts of compliments, but you're encouraging me to tell folks irl how much I appreciate them. What goes around comes around, eh? Peace.

[@AndySouvlakis]

I missed these ones where you just stand around random stores when people walk in and out. Good stuff.

[@robertg3921]

You are golden And no one get hurt today

[@tomoakley760]

I feel like your whole Greeter's Guild career has led to the ASDA in Huyton. In a good way!

[@COL321]

Lovely to watch, as always!

[@thepopehax7168]

t'was the best day the village has ever seen lol

[@jomcguinness2865]

Love it! 😂 Diiiirty is a proper shout! All my non scouse friends always get me to say this! 😉

[@shanestewart4905]

That last chap with the pasty did a remarkable seal impression.

[@john2264]

Alright... !

[@Peteroranje]

Going back to your roots, love it 😁

[@donnyE777]

Ha ha glad you came to Liverpool

[@johnnycasswell7290]

That is brilliant! You can't beat a bit of 'the Asda'!!👏😆

[@storiesnotstuff]

I worked there when it opened, nice swan lad

[@john2264]

I bought a pair of jeans there back in 81 for £8, too embarrassed to try them on , got them home and they didn't fit, put them in the loft, two years later I looked to find them and they were gone except for the zip, the mice must have had them.

[@philip-at-tube]

Dramatic ending there (with the friendly warning and an ambulance on stand-by).

[@johnhodkinson6042]

Couple of miles away and I missed him 😢

[@alison155]

You must make so many people happy and make their day.. such stories they will be able to say. Guess who i talked to today. I will be on his channel. But best if all......"he made me laugh, he is such a gentleman...❤❤❤

[@StrengthanHonoR]

The way Troy delegates the natives and his surroundings is remarkable. A true camelion. You learnt alot on The Wirral 😂

[@mikemonza]

Brilliant

[@broBobH23]

Asda security basically saying people visiting this store are as rough as sandpaper on gravel so don’t use long words or irony as they’ll chin you. Love it

[@johnprince5931]

You’re a Brave man 🤣 I’m from there and genuinely thought that you’d get punched at some point 🤣👍

[@geedee43]

I noticed you are advertising Daz.. Your on an advertising billboard outside asda in cardiff.. 😊😊

[@PerfectStormProductions]

The next James Bond - I kid thee not, just the night before this premiered, I attempted to Twitter/X Matthew Vaughn etc and recommend you as at *least* a cameo in the next Kingsman movie - not quite Bond, but in my personal opinion, better! ...but, I mean c'mon the chances of that are striking! Lol. #BetterThanBond #Synchronicity #RealLifeKingsman [Leans in and whispers conspiratorially] And best get a bullet proof smoking jacket - Already the Rebellion are concerned for your safety; that security guard disguise did not fool me for an instant! No! And we all know you have the ability to blend in seamlessly wherever you go. It's all that scrabble based conspiracy exposure - you hath unlocked the Master Key! 😮 And there 'just so happened to be an ambulance on standby' - Thank Molby! 🙏 The Greeter's Guild has your back Troy! Shoulders back and smash it ol' chap! [Salutes, fist to chest] "Caw Caw!" 😆 Also thought you said "all set for ascension" at first hahahha! Yeah, I'm late, I know, meant to be here for premiere - I'm a terrible number one fan! [Hands you the riding crop and assumes the position] Hahahahahaa! (Apologies, my brain thinks it's a fucking comedian, lol, I'm just one of those dickheads that lives to amuse myself lol) 😜😘

[@akayjay697]

Very funny!

[@jamesellis3542]

👌brilliant comedy

[@DrSleep00]

I hope you visit south Essex one day 😀

[@PerfectStormProductions]

2 days away?... Troy, you fuckin' tease! Rawr! 😜 [Sets alarm like the dutiful fanatic she is and makes a mental note to play catch up and spam your other vids] hehehehe!

[@welshieworldwide]

“Shoulders back, have at the day”

[@maie-no9ck]

1:37 🤜🖐

[@tinterjj]

Huyton titan two dogs fightin’ ones a black and t’others a white’n! One of my Grandads many random sayings!!

[@SonOfSassy]

That’s me local Asda that hahaha

[@A.Servidor]

Shame you missed him.. Unless it was you the security was warning him about 😂😂😂

[@SonOfSassy]

@@A.Servidor It was a shame haha

[@marvinsymes]

pastie man briefly thought about chinning him :)

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

Phew! Don't know if it's due to the imminent full moon, but my hackles were up in sympathetic angst here- those two dogs are scrappy! Is that Fuyton talk? When folks start casting about for the nearest ambulance, I worry. Any potential threat was neutered with surgical precision; Troy is a vet of the North West. YOU'RE DOUBLE ECCENTRIC? I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR= EIIEEERRR- UNDONE BY CAW-CAW DUDE. TRUE CONTROL! (Luckily I had enough vowels to do that in a Scouse accent.)

[@900BEN]

" thanky yow" thought it was just me that's spotted it

[@dolceanstar]

The Asda Huyton security staff are the most vindictive and malicious security team I've encountered in my life. At least one (Yes, Paula, you) employed without being properly vetted or referenced. They say they have a 'Complaints' department, it is better described as a department dedicated to absolute 'Ignorance'!

[@barabadabada]

Brilliant as usual but have to admit, gutted this wasn't the Aintree one

[@LadyNeeka]

I feel like the reactions would have been similar, if not worse lol 😂

[@norfolkblueboy1878]

Asda is Huytons heart beat 😅

[@benfletch961]

Huyton village laaaa

[@PerfectStormProductions]

I LOVE that this has come up with a thing underneath it saying "Translate to English" [HOWLING!] Go 'ed laaaaaa!!! 💪😝

[@finjibuns]

Moral of the story. Dont compliment people in Huyton as you might end up in an ambulance 😅

[@reggawardle4874]

Thanks for your struggles in a foreign country..😂😂

[@peterlo2551]

as of English not being my native tongue or even my third language, it's hard to tell whether the security employee was threatening you, sincerely concerned about your well-being or possibly a bit of both.

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

Wow! I'm impressed that you negotiated Scouse at all! I'm envious of anyone even bi-lingual. I make the effort when I'm in someone else's country but am aware I probably sound ridiculous. As long as they're smiling!

[@davidhoban3825]

Indeed. It may have been a genuine warning that it was a rough area so he was telling Troy just to be careful but it did come across as slightly threatening as well. He wasn't particularly friendly

[@samanthaholmes4475]

@@davidhoban3825how was he threatening he was being friendly 🤯🤯🤯

[@samanthaholmes4475]

@peterlo2551 He was concerned for him and being friendly dunno how you’ve thought he was being threatening 🤯🤯

[@tiapina7048]

I don't think he was threatening Sir Hawke, but used revers psychology to both warn him (about possible rowdy missunderstandings) and avoid to have problems outside the store. I do appriciate that.

[@ezzatisaid]

NICE ONE YOU ❤

[@ManxAndy]

1 minute to go……👍🤪🐶🇮🇲🐶

[@LeeCorne]

What's the GSM? Asking for a friend 👀

[@user-tc6xg5ze2u]

General Store Manager ?

[@leonKennedy0023]

0:18 Arthur from the peaky blinders

[@tiapina7048]

I'm missing the reference about the two dogs in the title 😔

[@colinc4974]

Two dogs fightin = Huyton

[@tiapina7048]

@@colinc4974 oh, thanks.

[@colinc4974]

@@tiapina7048 it’s slang 😀

[@markherzog9484]

Top top top……

[@TeddyPap]

The security guard who got his badge from the job centre advising a trained MMA fighter 😂

[@CCCoNeTiMe]

Fr?

[@TeddyPap]

@@CCCoNeTiMe Troy (milo) has had at least 1 MMA fight

[@CCCoNeTiMe]

@@TeddyPap Is there anywhere I can see him talking on this? I've searched but nothing comes up. Good looking out.

[@TeddyPap]

@@CCCoNeTiMe the fight is on KZbin

[@Aidandur]

Troy should have informed that security guard of the fact that he is an Accomplished Pugilist.

[@Shaz_YNWA]

So that’s what u was up to , your tall guy

[@greetersguild]

Thank you Shaz and yes you are right, this was very much what I was up to 🫡

[@Shaz_YNWA]

@@greetersguild 😉

[@skyway73]

It does reflect on the area that so many people react as if they want a fight when they've just been paid a compliment. I guess you always have your guard up there

[@Lee-ry6jh]

"So many"? I'm assuming you mean the literally ONE semi negative reaction from the fella who obviously misunderstood the "blocked passage" sentence /joke and reacted in surprise. But yeah let's go with "so many people"

[@skyway73]

@@Lee-ry6jh Maybe you can't read body language very well, that's fine.

[@airplanejack]

Shout out 2 dogs la

[@Shaz_YNWA]

Morning

[@Scouselaaaaaa]

That security guard tho

[@sk13county79]

Two dogs laaa

[@chriswinrow1483]

Boss

[@easyes3449]

Huyton village lar boss 😂

[@Venus_Isle]

There seems to be a bit of an edge to some of these Liverpudlians...

[@davidhoban3825]

Yep..I thought so as well

[@Barbiedoll-9]

A lot of people who live in Huyton are not true Liverpudlians (Liverpudlians are born in Liverpool; like my mum and dad were). I was born in a hospital close to the area and I speak with a Liverpool accent; I never say I am a Liverpudlian, although would have been very proud had I been born there.

[@ScottishScott2024]

Do Glesga next

[@garethwilliams2897]

My guess its tougher in Huyton to use the Jan Molby line 😂

[@Rick-xp5sy]

Too many people are grumpy, just laugh a bit more and make someone’s day . Don’t be too serious

[@Tassie85]

Is Huyton a mecca for gang warfare focused on smoking jacket-clad charmers? Is that why our Troy was warned about his safety? I need to know!

[@Datlumskey]

You know he wanted to give Anthony his scrabble number

[@tiapina7048]

A good 13!

[@thibadoh]

Wasted the already lil time with tha cap guy. To be honest.

[@Cluedup2399]

Remember where you are 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NathanPhillpottSings]

How's Mr Mosby? We're all wondering

[@Run187]

The last guy was rude ..

[@matthewstevenhunt]

GSM? 🤷‍♂️

[@janelockwood8806]

General Store Manager?

[@Spendarellaa]

Try Newport, if you’re brave enough.

[@prf7237]

A camp Englishman. Very original.

[@lutontown5923]

hes not in down town gaza ffs😂😂.

[@knott4me561]

Jesus Christ that's some rough ass town

[@shaundowling6954]

Do bootle asda lad

[@sublimebeauty1]

I thought Liverpudlians had a sense of humour. Most of them were miserable, only the girl who asked for a selfie seemed friendly.

[@LadyNeeka]

Don't judge us all by this one video. We're not all miserable 😅

[@tiapina7048]

I'm with LadyNeeka. I do miss Liverpool, Manchester and all the North of Britain.

[@mdx7460]

Not sure what made you think everyone was miserable?

[@EdGrenier-c3j]

Peyton Parkways

[@GordonGrealishPalmer]

Why would you warn him. Never at risk.

[@andyroberts7098]

I was worried for your safety there, especially when you talk back in scouse...

[@Marties888]

There are some miserable people in Liverpool 😂

[@Lol-df5wu]

No

[@zoegenevieveperry8663]

Scousers always have something to say.

[@markweir2988]

Only in Liverpool u get warned for your safety just trying to bring joy to people lifes.

[@dandersonanza]

You're an 11... in Scrabble.

[@mcape441]

Excellent visit to Asda, it was going so well and then the Security guy turns up, same old bs from these people no sense of humour and don’t even try to make someone smile or pass a compliment, keep going Troy.👍

[@Shaz_YNWA]

I had my photo took with u 🫣

[@TheRealist2022]

....taken.

[@Shaz_YNWA]

@@TheRealist2022 Whatever

[@sublimebeauty1]

@Shaz… you were the most friendly to Troy.

[@Shaz_YNWA]

@@sublimebeauty1 I’m not in video 🤗

[@____julia____]

​@@TheRealist2022 took is the correct option in Scouse

[@djdarrenmichael6908]

Milo McCabe is one of the best character comedians on the circuit. Troy Hawke is finally getting the recognition it’s always deserved!! 🙏🏼🫶🏼

[@spazzymacgee5648]

You are lucky you didn't get stolen by a scouser

[@davidjoseph590]

Please tell me you met up with Stevostonko at the ciggy counter. You know what I’m talking about 🫡

[@Tricia-kp7cp]

He should come to Kirkby the people here are the best it would be funny he'd end up in someone's house havin his dinner 😆 the best people in Merseyside 🫶