Two Minutes to Late Night: Walter Schreifels S01 E01

[@TwoMinutesToLateNight]

Please support our friends by donating to our newly redone Patreon at www.honorableswords.com. All of the money we receive is used to pay our talent!

[@zexoor]

the bird sketch was fucking hilarious

[@GuyMcVey]

all birds are my wife...

[@nickiesvids]

I can't believe how well that bird scientist sketch went- like, it's insanely accurate lol

[@joeyclemenza7339]

I literally went from cringing... to like, “holy shit... that’s ridiculously accurate for all of them.” 😂 The fact that he hates Billy Joel makes him one of the coolest people on the planet

[@cwang6951]

I love the guitarist screaming the intro. So good.

[@comicstanza2028]

This is the direction comedy central should have taken when Jon Stewart left Daily Show.

[@joeyclemenza7339]

I don’t mind a political show with Trevor Noah.... but this is exactly a network like Comedy Central or Adult Swim fuckin needs!!!

[@mike_likes_sludge]

Crashed here after watching King Diamond sing a Mountain cover......only to find out it was actually a Red-Footed Boobie wearing Horned Screamer make-up impersonating KD and a talk show host! \m/..\m/ Loved every minute!

[@richardlong773]

I never thought in my entire life that I would hear Walter Schreifels sing Take My Breath Away

[@LadyDarkling666]

Hard Melissa broken at 7:00. Cause of character break: herself XD

[@chapel976]

MARK IT!

[@fredericozgur7845]

Walter Schreifels quoting Gob is my new favorite thing on the internet

[@TwoMinutesToLateNight]

If you're gonna skip a head: 1:02 Opening jokes 5:27 Interview with Walter Schreifels 13:02 66-60 Minutes: The Ornithological Exploration of Metal 17:47 Musical performance with Walter Schreifels 23:30 BIG ENDING 25:17 Two Minutes to Late Night Cinematic Universe Announcement Teaser

[@TheReverOcelot]

Skipping any second of your show is a huge sin.

[@Anomalocaria]

i'll go ahead second that, but i feel like we should encourage creators to do this kind of timestamping shit more often for longer content.

[@mettalicfan]

Who the fuck skips ahead?

[@TwoMinutesToLateNight]

@@mettalicfan That's why we only did this for the first episode lol

[@A_RayChan_Joint]

ended up on here during lockdown, Im a fan of Mastodon and I saw the guitarist do a jam to Kate Bush's running up the hill. So I checked out this 2 minutes to Late night channel. Funny, artistic and great energy. It's like a parody of what MTV and I guess those late night shows would be. Love it.

[@MetalTrenches]

Quicksand is insanely underrated

[@DefThrone]

Their album they just released was dope.

[@luccaharaway3973]

I heard they dine alone tho.

[@johnnyscifi]

YES

[@lukemcguire6363]

"You know, I reeally hate Billy Joel." That ornithologist is a riot. What a sense of humor. I wasnt sure you couldve topped Poseur Cops but...idk, it's a toss up. TMTLN FOREVER!

[@lukemcguire6363]

That guy makes we wish I'd studied ornithology.

[@birdofj]

"Black Metal band that also looks like they could fix your laptop" BOOM HEADSHOT

[@RayMardia]

This is so fucking phenomenal. Give me infinite seasons. Gwarsenio Hall, you're doing the devil's work, so much fuck yes right here that I can't even begin express. Dig the metal mixed with stream-of-conscioussness/non-sequitur/free-association humor. Fuck to the fuck yes. We gotta get all the people interviewed on this show...give me Abbath, Cardinal Copia, Rob Halford, Matt Pike, Mastodon, Jacob Bannon, everyone...well the fuck done sir! Here's to many more! #AllBirdsAreMyWife

[@rawkinjproductions4352]

You guys realize that "2 Minutes to Late Night" is the best thing since the invention macaroni and cheese!!

[@JamesBos]

After the shit news about Caleb, this makes me happy. RIP bro.

[@corycourtney8923]

RIP Caleb. Can we get a benefit show together like we used to for tragedies like this? I think it would be great support his family and celebrate his life and his art.

[@ebenkoen7289]

James Bos which Caleb and what happened?

[@corycourtney8923]

Eben Koen Caleb from Cave In passed away in a car accident

[@sparklerdynamo2164]

Ben actually looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne

[@arkved]

I'm so happy I found this channel

[@TheReverOcelot]

14:07 That's exactly my face every time when I listen to Concubine. The whole segment is great though.

[@lukemcguire6363]

Walter was such a great guest. What a nice guy. So game

[@lukemcguire6363]

Too bad his vocals got scrambled

[@conblurgh]

I'm just glad Gwarsenio got his smooch from seXYWomann9.

[@TwoMinutesToLateNight]

Thanks for watching until the end!

[@Infectouss]

This was fucking brilliant - Well done guys!!!

[@seemikehack]

How does Gwarsenio Hall play bass with his tiny baby hands? On a serious note, never stop this show.

[@diegoherrera1422]

No lie this is actually pretty funny. The only thing I would add would be talk more about music and make it an hour long like all metal albums but I can see this actually working out!!

[@josiahgust]

Somehow I managed to watch the pilots, the live in Vegas and the rest of season 1 without watching this. The Poseur cops were at the top, but the bird man just beat them out of the best sketch.

[@TwoMinutesToLateNight]

did you watch this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIDUdaywbayWhZo

[@josiahgust]

@@TwoMinutesToLateNight Yep. I think I've watched almost everything on your channel at this point. So now I need you to hurry up and put up some more covers STAT! Will there be a season 2?

[@t45tt4tr]

What happened to the drunk dude playing bass?

[@lukemcguire6363]

I haven't started this vid yet but I'm dubious of your claim that it tops poseur cops. Poseur Cops is pure genius

[@theaviary238]

Walter nailed that song!

[@nox6324]

I'm late to this but I hope you make more. This is the best late night show ever

[@mason3749]

Love the show even though Im not a huge metal fan. I love Gwarsenio's Conanish vibes and mannerisms.

[@mason3749]

I kind of wish adult swim picked this up so they could hit mainstream but they might ruin it . Also, why are there so many Asian synth players?

[@jeffloucks2120]

@@mason3749 Tiger mom's pushing piano lessons. Not a bad thing.

[@boofert.washington2499]

I love Conanish with a side of pork.

[@DDKMadcat]

A cigarette and a fifth of bourbon and this beautiful train wreck is how I needed to wind down after work this morning.

[@nickgalea82]

This has made me so happy.

[@charlieandrad6384]

I think the bird sketch made me travel through time

[@imOverWhere]

Hope you all are able to make more of these!

[@CullyBenson]

The birdman that said that Jacob sounded like that bird was spot on.

[@ToasterSandwich69]

It's better than I could have ever possibly dreamed

[@darthos770]

Excellent excellent. Can't wait to see more!

[@weiningeram]

This show is awesome! Subscribed!

[@Mrmre]

OZZY plays amazing drums

[@hoodieinfestation]

This is so fucking good! Thanks for starting my Monday off right!

[@afxmnstr]

Man. You guys are amazingly creative. Such great song arrangements

[@mrsilence666]

I love you, Hard Melissa.

[@christopherhoffman5810]

Are there release dates for the future episodes? monthly or something?

[@obsessedwithguitars3157]

Whoa, love the Green Matamp in the back! Holy cow!

[@fundament666]

You had me at Susan Sarandon!

[@iZayabis]

awesome 🤘🤘🤘 keep on going! long time fan!

OUYEAAHHH what a nice surprise . Keep it coming.

[@kilxmartyri]

This is possibly the best thing I have seen.

[@davidhollowelljr949]

What the fuck is this and where has it been all my life? Thank you.

[@sleuthed]

The ornithologist sketch was so fucking good it had me in tears where did you even find that dude

[@Phoenix-rising]

Schreifels is in English: ScreamRock🤘

[@DrDribs]

Fuck me, this only just made it's way to Australia because our internet is really shit. Fucking top work.

[@mikebunero6147]

amazing.

[@shiftyfitter]

KZbin's new apocalypse algorithm sent me here

[@HauntedVault]

The Henny Youngman reference is actually amazing because I have an unreleased video that Henny made at the end of his career. lmao

[@RyanShyffer]

Great work, guys. Glad you're back!

[@rexhargrove5172]

Hands down favorite show

[@vhsodre]

Best person on the the best talk show with the best band.

[@REMaks-mm2cn]

I just discovered this show. I am hooked.

[@lpetta725]

Greatest late night talk show of all time

[@Chrust1369]

i was entertained as hell.

[@endfm]

fkn thankyou!

[@rafzombie]

im so happy this show came back

[@HectorValdivia]

Fuck yheaaaa!!!! this show need more promotion

[@timtimDGAF]

one month is to long of a wait, please come back.

[@numbinthebrainz]

The bird bit was awesome.

[@blairbird8022]

"That's noble as fuck."

[@ЕвгенийПетров-э9ы]

yeah!!! great show! Greetings from Russia)

[@maxwellpollville1698]

I love this. Like alot

[@StevenRahn]

This is great. Keep it up.

[@ibisbill2335]

This is incredible

[@Ogre89]

This is everything I ever wanted and more. I gave money and I wish I had more to give.

[@lukemcguire6363]

I hear ya, I would give these guys so much fucking money if I could

[@inalingthedead]

Love this show!

[@LadyDarkling666]

This show is so fucking awesome. Rock on guys.

[@hellyesh]

Yes. Six hundred and sixty six times over, yes.

[@j.m.verlaat9449]

Anyone know what song they're playing at the end? It sounds so familiar but I can't put my finger on it

[@bellagnosis6511]

GB for life! haha, awesome to see Walter on here....Dead Heavens are rad too

[@lindseybrown5694]

Can’t believe you didn’t use Silencer in the bird segment smh 😂

[@FrostGiantElectronics]

This is so awesome.

[@mattysanford]

Holy fuck, this is my new favorite jam. Don't be a dickfart, it's 2 minutes to late night!

[@johnafirth]

The horned screamer almost getting a corpsing :D

[@RevansMinion]

My god this is amazing!

[@permafrost2064]

I fucking love that bass... I want it. gimme.

[@Mocityspirit]

Chris Pontius on drums

[@ChrisS310]

Could you guys try to get Todd Jones from Nails as a guest?

[@SquibbeyJenkins]

Holy shit this is great

[@gsmith207]

Trippin... can’t get enough

[@Man_Ray78]

Where is the bassist from the pilot?

[@GhengisFreud]

this was aight. birdman was awesome

[@whylekat]

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO THIS AUDIENCE?! 🤘🏼💀🤘🏼

[@BRACKMETAW]

this that good shit

[@mickeficks]

This is just fucking weird enough for me to like it. I'll probably watch more. I'm even going to click the subscribe button and the fucking bell. \m/\m/

[@nfm1984]

15:00 i just died again.

[@Na1Lero]

HELL YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!

[@all_invite_0hm]

HELL YEAH!

[@nfm1984]

14:05 i fucking died. goodbye world.

[@samkrupnik969]

I liked it 👍

[@rgrwkmn]

good

[@acidburn_]

Thank fucking god

[@adrienpiette6746]

By Thor’s hairy balls that’s awesome.

[@Frank-zs1wk]

fuck yes, i have been waiting for this shit!