Two Ton Paperweight + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK (crappy car song)

My car is a piece of shit. Crappy car song.
Two Ton Paperweight from the album "We Couldn't Think of a Title" (2006)
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[@MrEriko94]

How sad is my life when psychostick is no longer comedy to me but highly relatable and personal?

[@HealthySkepticism1775]

Erik Olson I hate doing laundry

[@VidyaBros1]

Lol true. Btw I am sure I have seen you comment on other videos. Your name seems so familiar.

[@VidyaBros1]

@@HealthySkepticism1775 Same :(

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Same my man

[@kalobbettis9197]

I wouldn’t say sad, I mean I have owned like 9 cars, only 2 did not make me feel like this track is relatable.

[@lololol924]

My car broke down when i was playing this on my ipod...

[@cosmicblaze3960]

i think the iPod was the problem

[@nicholassunderbruch7131]

I'll take that never happened for 200 jim

[@VidyaBros1]

Lol xD .

[@marcyc.3311]

Yes he does need to hear this..his Lemon needs to rejoice to this recommendation

[@profound369]

THREE CARS BROKE DOWN ON ME THIS YEAR

[@bandittweintraub]

2004 Pontiac Grand Am. total P.O.S.

[@Setobox]

My car broke down last Monday and I sang this song to myself to cheer myself up while I waited to be rescued but I ended up getting pissed at my car. This old couple that came to help me pulled up to me kicking my car while angrily singing this song. The old lady said "We all get piece of shit cars once in our lives dear."

[@donovanbasile4988]

SetosNiceGirl Interesting story, but I bet it's something to laugh at now

[@waybous]

Try having a $25,000 engine blow up on you. This song is the best example.

[@VidyaBros1]

I'm sorry but that's very funny xD .

[@angelachambers8027]

That is gold!!!!

[@TheMaknae123]

"... You must be older than my grandma, and she's dead." I lost it.

[@VidyaBros1]

Lol same and my grandma died too. 13 years ago.

[@Daetwiz34]

The funny thing about this band is their music/lyrics become more relatable the older you get😂😂😂😂

[@professornebula6545]

They need to make a version of this song for computers.

[@RobOfPsychostick]

+Dr Gammaray This is close: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXu9p4aZZ5djhNE

[@92jwiener]

+Psychostick If I click that link will it be Blue Screen or Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up? Life's difficult questions.

[@professornebula6545]

+Psychostick Dang, thanks guys! You've got a song for just about everything.

[@lizzieisbaked]

They already did

[@soundlessleaf8032]

+Lizz May name?

[@pwnerking777]

Truck took a shit this morning and this song just happened to play on spotify while working on it. Laughing while pissed off is the best.

[@joemack7709]

When life gives you lemons, beat the shit out of your car.

[@death59000]

+Joe Mack When life gives you lemons... You probably just found lemons.

[@jamesdill6970]

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

[@ServantOfSatania]

If life gives you Lennon... you've just found a corpse!

[@THEFINALHAZARD]

That chorus is GODLY O_O

[@ninevoltromeo]

In memory of my 1986 Plymouth Voyager, affectionately dubbed the Shaggin Wagon. I owned this legendary vehicle in the late 90s for about 2 years. In that time, the brakes stopped working (and even after fixed were never right), it leaked gas, it smoked more than I did, smelled like fried chicken,, had no working headlights unless you went over a bump, and when you got out and closed the door some random piece of metal fell off from somewhere.

[@mortician9574]

Love it!!!......so it's for sale?

[@natedanko1486]

I'm glad someone else but me is thinking of their shitty 80s dodge/plymouth/chrysler while listening to this song

[@NorthStarBlue1]

R.I.P.D. 1994 Plymouth Sundance, a rotten, gutless little turd of a car that melted radiator hoses, randomly decided whether or not its cruise control would work, and eventually refused to turn its dashboard lights off requiring a fuse pull every time it was parked. 10+ years later it still sits behind the closed-down supermarket where I abandoned it. Stupid car.

[@annflorcosky728]

My first car was a 98 Plymouth neon Hole in the piston caused the piston to explode and puncture the engine

[@coryparrish525]

When your parody metal band STILL induces headbanging and provides amazing vocals, you have transcended comedy metal and are now just pure awesomeness.😁

[@Shadywolf09]

First time I heard this, I was crying with laughter XD

[@rebeccaeberle4057]

ᏰᏗşιℓ everytime I hear this I'm crying lol

[@CaptainMindy4]

Same. I laughed my entire work lol

[@GenericDesert1]

Describes a 2000 Dodge Intrepid (call it a shittrepid) my parents had that I drove before I had my own car. It was $1000+ to get it to pass inspection one year just for it to not pass the next year.

[@dakotabedwell6829]

Now that’s a shit box special right there

[@YRPMMD97]

After almost a decade, I finally found this song. I thank/blame AMV Hell 4 for this.😂

[@jaemelancholy1684]

You know they put all the clips and songs used in the description.

[@SocialAnarchist]

ive been offered a car for free by a friend.......i can see this randomly becoming my theme song

[@CrimsonWings149]

They harmonize beautifully

[@russoft]

RIP Toyota Camry 1992

[@bedroombleach831]

Bullshit 92 camry never die

[@MetallicaKing48]

I feel the exact same way about my ship. Only my ship is a 100-ton paperweight, and not a 2-ton car. Dry docked really sucks. Damn that carrier for betraying me and my shipmates!!!

[@MetallicaKing48]

I take that back, it's a 100,000-TON PAPERWEIGHT...

[@tetranode0]

Wilton King so you drive a 200 million pound boat? ok :l

[@MetallicaKing48]

+tetranode0 Well, me and over 2,000 shipmates. Yes, I am in United States Navy.

[@chrisnight45]

tetranode0 obviously he's in the navy xD he's in uniform

[@commandershepherd8987]

+CodPlayerRussia The GoAnimate Guy What carrier are you assigned to? I'm with the Roosevelt.

[@DamsusRhee]

This is officially my themesong. Work hard, make money, pay bills, get shitty car, spend life trying to keep shitty car running so I can continue to work and save up money, only for something to happen to shitty car, force me to get another shitty car, because money was not saved up, and repeat... Thank god nothing bad ever happens to computers...

[@obeseperson]

Nah nah nah watch enough KZbin videos on your car and pretend to be a mechanic, makes things much better and you might even be able to fix stuff yourself

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

How ironic considering that computers are the most digitally advanced cunts ever, they are very good at creating unneeded problems

[@MalachiArndt]

The bass in this song is awesome!

[@joseftw5270]

This song perfectly defines the GTA saga

[@jzip]

I'm here because my Transmission is giving out 😡

[@ManINeedAKeyboard]

3:03 - 3:38. dear god. it is beautiful outros like this that make me love these guys

[@CenTexNightscapes]

My car's been in the shop since September. Too relatable now.

[@thefuckeryouupper]

Obviously he drives a Chevy!

[@N617A]

Well yea he has to drive the Chevy because the ford he wrote this song for keeps breaking down! 😁😜

[@WastelandWanderer1216]

Rust in Hell late 90's Pontiac Grand Am

[@KiddKainMusic]

PERFECT!!! where was this on Tape.. when i had my 99 Toyota Tercel From Hell!!! HAAA

[@duckydammet2646]

See now I want to get the project car to idle properly, so I can thump this absolute truth filled banger in the hunk of crap. Thanks for the inspiration Psychostick 😁

[@TheAnxiousAdventurer]

Where has this band been all of my life? I was sent here by a Reddit post on a broken car. I love it!! Adding this to my Angry Songs playlist.

[@KenBober]

Funny is I'm absolutely sure the starter sound is from a late 80s to mid 90s chevy 305.

[@donutsacrifice2588]

Alright! You piece of SHIT!!! *proceeds to beat up his car*

[@Redcom001]

I was playing this in my head when my car stalled on me downhill in traffic on the BQE

[@Fatofoz]

Relistening. My life is very different to how it was in the past, and this song doesn't hit the same anymore, but I'm instead filled with nostalgia. Thank you psychostick

[@HiiroRocker101]

So... Basically what this song is saying is... You drive a Ford?

[@hockeyfreak66666]

If you make less than 30k/year this is your song for every thing in your life.

[@KEWB99]

I'm just now realizing this album came out 10 years ago.

[@GoodCarpet]

Actually, this year will be 15 years since the release. The release year here was when it was re-released.

[@iforgotmyrealname420]

Look where we are now lol

[@WaiteMatt]

@@iforgotmyrealname420 good space Lord you are right...

[@Clockwork-XIII]

This song was the athem of my 94 Jeep Cherokee with its keep Jeep, and its still true with my 2020 Subaru.

[@bmm1295]

Had the brakes go out on a Blazer I bought. Replaced the pads and rotors, then it turned out the calipers were stuck so it almost burned up the rotors. On the way to college, the brake line blows. Get it towed to a shop. Have it back for 4 days and it throws a rod threw the block. I paid for you with all of my summer job money and this is how you repay me?

[@bmm1295]

Oh, and the water pump broke while checking the prices on brakes.

[@violentjsgurl]

+Blake Maynard O wow that's shitty.

[@VidyaBros1]

Your car was a real Two-ton Paperweight.

[@vivaldireal1741]

ive known about this band for awhile this is the funniest shit ive heard

[@WhatsMyFandom]

I had the sudden urge to listen to this after FOREVER of not hearing it!!! Still as epic as the first time!

[@KR4K40]

My car has always been reliable, as in it does car things and keeps doing it but HOLY SHIT STOP HAVING RANDOM MINOR SHIT BREAKING DOWN ALL THE TIME PLEASE I BEG YOU

[@aaronquintana3834]

I can completely relate (2005 Pontiac Sunfire). 😂 Absolute shit box. I miss that car tho

[@kevinrankin3482]

16 years later and this song is still the GOAT ❤️

[@bandittweintraub]

must be a Pontiac Grand Am

[@bandittweintraub]

I've actually experienced some of the things in the song. "You leak more than a newborn baby" "your fluid puddles come in assorted colors" "and will I ever see it start consistently"

[@bandittweintraub]

Now the Grand Am is gone.. replaced with a Chevy Trailblazer.. this song now fits my wife's Impala

[@alexmartin7873]

I was 15 when this came out. 😢

[@futurepriestess2010]

I dedicate this song to my current vehicle, 1994 Chevy Cavalier, has been giving me nothing but hell for the past week or so. Just spent $650 on break work and shit and now the engine is acting up. It's either the battery or the alternator.

[@projectrestoration8698]

My truck didn't start and it's 11 degrees out. So I played this song to ease my suffering

[@deadbabyparty2940]

My car creates stress and this song relieves it

[@thefallen3178]

Sold a "stupid fucking car" today. This song captures the feeling.

[@pinkelephantincloset]

hell yeah

[@moonman908]

This song was inspired by my piece of crap. Been walking to work for a month now.

[@tatox666]

Today, my car fucked me off . 2 days works, 3 days in the mechanic

[@StefanoAraneda]

This song could be played to my car, but the pos don't work anymore, so is more like an epitaph

[@axiomnerd647]

chevy lumina XD

[@RubenGarcia-rt7us]

Axiom Nerd You too huh

[@Phuzzylumpkinzz]

Yea the illuminati was my first car, death to the monarchs.

[@JonathanRobertAlexander]

Axiom Nerd - My mom had one of those abominations. Third worst car we've ever had behind our Plymouth Acclaim and our Chevy Astro Van. (The Astro in particular makes this song relatable for me.)

[@XionicAlex]

2022 and still a banger.

[@Sauramas]

I first got introduced to this song because AMV Hell 4. Several years later, I listened to the entire Psychostick discography in under a week.

[@jacobcordero8569]

Dude, same!

[@der_pinguin44]

Hands down your best breakdown.

[@citiz3ndpf]

Just wrote and deleted three short stories... TL:DR Maintain your car as per your manual, once you work on a ton of cars it becomes clear most problems are completely preventable.

[@RobOfPsychostick]

legend

[@SulikTrucker95]

I hate my Lada 2108, fucking piece of shit

[@andmillions]

Was not expecting that breakdown! Sick af

[@jrmustang9496]

Please rise for the General Motors national anthem

[@dakotabedwell6829]

More like General Mess you can add Chrysler to that too

[@gabstractllc]

2021. Less of a comedy and more of a reality these days lol.

[@jugheadmcanus]

I fucking love this track

[@JTSanford1989]

I refer to the crappy car as my mental illnesses so i relate

[@mynamewastaken06]

This song is every vehicle I have ever owned!

[@Dylan_Dynamite]

This song is for my 1991 Camry that gave out on me twice in one month,one of which was in the middle of a date. Replaced the distributor and it still won't start. Fuck my car...worst Thanksgiving ever...

[@therebel1375]

This has been the theme song for my life since I got my license >:(

[@xBrii333x]

This is me, right now. Stupid piece of shit...

[@makiravila7751]

90's cars are the worst. I own a Van from the 82 and runs perfectly o.o

[@acarlofacatfish443]

don't say that some of the best cars came out then! sorry if you had any lemons

[@acarlofacatfish443]

welp a car enthusiast will want to turn the car into the exact opposite of the song sleeper KP61 starlets (and other old cars) for life!

[@Jaidencharlotte]

This is a long way from Queen’s “I’m in Love with my Car”

[@anthonyf3647]

My sister's Mercedes in a nutshell.

[@spitonitwreckingcrew9971]

Definitely got to be a mid 80s chevy the way it turned over and all the rest of the clues! Fucking described my old 1/2t Chevy spot on😄😄😄😄

[@lizzieisbaked]

You guys are the best because you make me smile and you're metal as fuck. I love you psychostick

[@16661toby]

i like this song but its sad i only remember it when im pissed off at my car

[@SpiffingNZ]

...and in 2024 they were finally able to get rid of this two ton paperweight and replace it with something that is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fast. NYOOOOM

[@tudoria]

I wonder if the thing still exists...

[@Sillyzombie666]

my car died today.......hits close to home for me now

[@Sillyzombie666]

lol im still on the replacement car i got 8 years later

[@danielbrendemuehl7841]

A stroke of pure genius hit the man that wtote this.

[@ericsloss5136]

This song is the only thing making the final 7 months of using my crapbox tolerable.

[@allenshock1217]

I listen to this and think of all the fords, Mercury's and Lincolns. TAKE EM ALL TO THE SCRAPYARD.

[@Sindragozer]

0:57-1:28 is that parodying another song? The chorus just sounds so familiar, like something that would have been on the radio in the 2000s. Either way this is a classic, haven't heard psychostick in a while. :)

[@jimbojimson]

I've tried to figure out what song it sounds like and I never could. It bothers me so much, I know exactly what you mean

[@kayleneadams5753]

This song fits my car perfectly! The piece of crap almost took me into a building today!

[@The.Ghostwolf]

What's the song about a '96 Ford Taurus? I feel like it was about a '96 Ford Taurus.

[@UDGlasses]

I heard this song by mistake And what a glorious mistake it was

[@chrismercer96]

I didn't know Indians liked Psychostick

[@davidvelazquez9473]

British Leyland cars in a nutshell. Or the GM X-Bodies, or the Chevy Vega, or anything with an Oldsmobile Diesel, or any old Lancia, or the Ford Pinto or Mustang II, or recently the Chevy Aveo, Dodge Caliber, or Jeep Compass, or Saturn Ion, And I thought I would be done, but I would be forgetting about the Yugo, of course. I can name so many bad cars!

[@aaronhooker1460]

2001 Volkswagen Jetta VR6. Required specialized proprietary coolant. Coolant. Seriously. This song needs to be played perpetually at every VW Dealership.

[@rogersmith6573]

This song goes out to my 1999 Plymouth neon worst car ever! 1974 Ford thunderbird was also an honorable mention Thank God I got rid of that POS

[@MrPierdziel]

Mercury Cougar? I got one of them, but as Ford car... I like this car :D Never got broken :P Just fill with fuel and drive :P But this song matches so much to my other car...

[@exitvalid2462]

Love this shizzzzzzzzzzssssssssxxxxxz

[@theHavi939]

R.I.P my 88 Ford Taurus station wagon, that peice of shit would die on me randomly every day and wouldn't cut back on for like 30 mins or more, if I made it to a stop light on red I had to cut the car off and then back on once it turned green so I didn't break down at the stop light (which had happened a few times) the wheel jerked, air didn't work, belts rubbed and melted well.... you get it 🤣

[@subninja8069]

My 2009 subie outback...is this song. 3 more years until its payed for FUCK!!! Got it back a month ago and that would blue a second time

[@SulikTrucker95]

i bought Lada 1300 for 500 bucks and it became trashy piece of junk, engine didn't started, windows won't roll down and im like fuck it

[@iansmith4924]

Angry Mike sent me here. Thank you so much, buddy! 😂 this is FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣

[@MizunoPansaa]

Dedicating this to my 2003 Malibu, you fucking Decepticon. I don't have the money for a new oil pump!!

[@pauljohnson3340]

Every single person who has ever owned a car has owned a piece of shit. I got suckered into buying an 85 Celica. I had to get rid of it 6 weeks later. Head gasket decided to leak everywhere. Oops.