World’s Most Impressive (and Useless) Records

[@llewellyndragonregulus3420]

I thought a useless talent was messing up every note in Flight Of The Bumblebee

[@kaylaa9042]

If you only play one note you're bound to get one right sometime. 😂

[@rika2584]

ROASTED

[@shaoyvxn]

smh all these sacrilegious Bois tryna get a piece of that record

[@yeahidontevenknowanymore]

If you can play it slowly,

[@whiteslate]

...you can play it quickly.

[@tether6289]

7:28, Apparently, he is also has the most squats in a minute

[@maruftim]

Lol

[@linhdantran1859]

Tether 2 guinness world records in 1 minute? that’s a new world record.

[@maruftim]

@@linhdantran1859 3 world record in a minute? Then that's another world record.

[@noonxrs]

Baabababa

[@noonxrs]

@@maruftim then another another another world record and it never ends ahahahah

[@FoxGlove8]

I now understand why both of them met at maths tutoring...

[@Smitology]

lol

[@elichu1173]

True lol

[@jonahmann]

Because they found the nth root instead of the nth half-life.

[@steve3nto]

And the funny thing is that with the nth root someone would always remain alive.. while with halving after only 34 times all people on earth would be gone, you wouldn't need to snap so fast xD

[@alumpy-acho112]

Pretty sure he did the maths wrong 😂

[@ikram96]

Highest number of practice hours in a day: *40 Hours - Ling Ling*

[@Sanjay.2133]

Ikram Hamizi *Gets a new hour in the day* Time to do 41 hours now.

[@ikram96]

@I lost my keys. No, that's the record for the longest 🅱️ass playing. S L A P P E R.

[@xxgamin6986]

Lol

[@silvahedgehog]

Actually in an episode ling ling’s mom said he practiced 52 hours a day now so two set isn’t being accurate lmao

[@dailywondering]

Gary Lau omg Gary I know u I’m Jingxian Lin

[@abigaillewis4815]

DON'T DO THAT. THEY ARE CORRECT, HE'S DAMAGING HIS VOCAL CORDS.

[@sergiozepeda8341]

Tru tho

[@apurvaisnotcool]

Yeah he's gonna develop some serious nodules and can even go mute in worst case scenario.

[@XiaoYueMao]

he also risks rupturing his ear drum, hes hitting notes higher then whats necessary to shatter glass

[@hotnessgaming1396]

はり・なり as far ad I know it’s not the pitch that breaks the glass but the resonating frequency. Once this was explained to us in physics and as per instruction, I tried it at home at a lower octave and it actually worked.

[@JRadiantEcho]

@@apurvaisnotcool bb b7 bb

[@SkellyHell]

Most hours of violin practice in under a minute?

[@aaronmueller1560]

Skelly Hell That is whenever the teacher is coming and you haven’t practiced all week. **Practicing Intensifies**

[@AlvinaYunoa]

Skelly Hell You can’t beat that when Ling Ling already surpassed it before it was made

[@SkellyHell]

@MinseongTLG if lingling can practice 40 hours a day...

[@flamingo9245]

Omg.

[@martinaazul6362]

@MinseongTLG 😐yes, yes it is

[@ОсьминогОсьминогов-б4л]

That guy with the "highest male note" closed his ear for better hearing himself, some singers use to do this when they think they are out of tune

[@user-rf5qu9uc7z]

If you see his other ear position, you know he didn't close his ear with finger because that position is like jaw line

[@ivanahettnerova3533]

@@user-rf5qu9uc7z You don't stick finger into the ear, but you squish the ear from the front or from the bottom.

[@simonettaciampelli9306]

@@ivanahettnerova3533 i think so

[@annisaadrns]

Yeah. I do that sometimes. Especially when I have to sing the high notes

[@LoganWalsh888]

Self monitoring is only really useful when you are being accompanied or have a backing track and it’s actually difficult to hear yourself… most of the time.

[@ald00I]

blocking one ear when singing will improve your intonation, so the dude is doing that to actually hit the "note"

[@jiahow6642]

So what if you block 2 ears

[@haijinmafuyu]

or maybe he's a mariah wannabe

[@manasakaguchi]

J-How Low you can hit even higher

[@jyll]

From what we've been taught it doesn't really improve intonation. It just let's you hear what you're singing. And we're told not to actually cover one ear. Cupping over it a little is okay.

[@Andrew-X]

But it looks weird, lol.

[@DarkCorruption4uguyz]

Someone pray for the c# that was abused that day

[@nodoby]

F

[@confusedflourbeetle4734]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@cam6866]

it got pressed so many times now its a Cb

[@Jinx-iw6zb]

F A C

[@TheDiamondBladeHD]

i prefer c++

[@SirEdigarious]

A useless talent I have is "The Most Times Spent Doing Something Unproductive Whilst Daydreaming Of Being Productive."

[@boneappletea5890]

Kayla Watkins relatable

[@karenakiyama4178]

Same

[@geigenzaehler3371]

Something Like raffle art

[@karenakiyama4178]

Kayla Watkins I have science class and I always daydream thinking about how smart I can be when I’m literally just looking out the window staring at some dude creepily xD

[@florailonastahl2609]

same rn

[@tititamasese5498]

If you can squat slowly can can squat quickly.

[@xxdarkknight420xx2]

Jesus lmao

[@havoc2929]

Mr. Felyhpeinho meme from a last video

[@yelhsaviolet1692]

slav

[@MooseGBT]

squatting world record

[@fuwafuwarifuwafuwaru7481]

Dude your name....

[@BenitoGooseolini]

Someone needs to build an orchestra of the damned with all of these "musicians", only allowed to play flight of the bumblebee

[@KyoShinda457]

Orchestra of the Damned garage band = win

[@songfulmusicofsongs]

I had a similar idea: write a world record symphony inspired by these sounds...

[@SchreinerStudio]

That would be hilarious!

[@perrilewis180]

And canon in D. To hurt all

[@41Quid]

And fill out the remaining spots with Violas. Ohhhhhhhh!

[@julie-18]

Anyone could break the most “key” hits by just laying on the piano and hitting them all at once

[@interesting3106]

It's just one note

[@najmaht.a.1314]

And roll around on the piano

[@abhinavivaturi3387]

blu.diamom haha

[@فراتع]

poor piano

[@joelmanakano2951]

I would feel sorry for the piano but I guess you're right

[@raymondzhang5663]

New record category - most hours of practice done in a minute. Average person - 1/60 hours per minute Ling Ling - 1/36 hours per minute Sacrilegious Boi - 0 hours per minute because practicing fast is not real practice

[@cam6866]

lmaoooo

[@ojiibun]

we all know who wins that category-

[@jun-ob6sk]

and eventualy i got to 50 hours a second

[@rei6160]

Nah he practiced too fast we couldn't count the seconds.

[@almiraozek1587]

cuz if you can play slowly you can play it fast too mAn

[@loreal4294]

DISCLAIMER: violins and instruments, including the vocal cords, were harmed during this video. Viewer discretion advised.

[@yeehaw24]

And toilets

[@leandroaraujo4201]

@@yeehaw24 And T-Shirts

[@just_a_lost_fangirl6561]

And fingers

[@y.christine]

The first one was totally useless poor piano, the second one is totatlly breaking his vocal chords, the third one is like he's breaking his fingers and looks like he's losing his mind

[@emilia-fp9tz]

*very accurate*

[@kamelea_roze4069]

Third one looked like he urgently needed to use the toilet

[@gladyscjn5669]

you should listen to the finger snap guy covers. he's a really good singer and his finger snaps according to the beat of the song. it's so good.

[@ethancollinsworth3927]

i just tried it like 4 times and almost beat him it isn’t even that hard i got 250 first try and 278 second try. 296 is the “record” and 297 in 60 seconds is just around 5bpm not too hard.

[@danielthrasher]

How do y’all feel about Peter Bence’s actual playing tho? He’s a NASTY pianist, so much fun to watch.

[@a.krishna3924]

o hi there

[@TheKnightLikeGamer]

no one else noticed you

[@m34nb34n]

who tho? like really….how did that help his image or even get his name out. I literally forgot who he was as soon as they moved onto the next weird useless thing. this is the first time I read his name. lol. and im going to forget it after I post this comment because all I can think of is "piano abuse"

[@sophiaketikyan8988]

Daniel Thrasher: HELLO

[@KB-km1we]

Hello there

[@margobrinc]

don’t tell me i was the only one that tried to snap my fingers really fast after squat dude did it

[@QS1597]

Taebitchez ??? Ok I won’t :)

[@salty_slug]

i was snapping pretty fast *because* i wasn't moving. Once i moved my arm that much it became much more difficult XD

[@StarKoSuru]

The "Squat dude"

[@sepsysmurf6982]

No, and now my fingers hurt

[@nishiieee5975]

I did it after I saw your comment,,

[@JessDrinks]

Wait, it's only been a *month* since the introduction of our sacrilegious boi? It feels like he's been in our life for at least a year or something

[@marianaanastasiei3519]

Pre-rec because they're on tour rn

[@vdinh143]

Ling Ling is like 6 months old. Mind blown

[@freemank8207]

Jess Drinks It's been *4* monthes since our sacrilegious boi was brought into this channel. Not a month.

[@Elizabeth-il5ps]

whoa srsly a month what

[@lyannabraxton2247]

Fun fact: i once held a Guiness world record it was for the youngest person in the world

[@shortenderchild5048]

Lyanna Braxton ahahhahahahha

[@elly_angelic]

oh man,,, so did i !!!!

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

Holy shit! I hit that record back in 2001!

[@Trajan114]

Same bro

[@ipsharoy7398]

I hit that record in 2006

[@jeffreyhan5549]

if you can change a b flat to a b natural, you can change a c natural to a c sharp

[@dbldekr]

You guys sounded drunk, then I realized I was practicing something at 75% speed earlier...

[@AlexBeast25]

you’re supposed to go x2, that’s what ling ling would do

[@yuno6124]

lmfao i put it at 75% just for this and you’re so right 😂

[@Khantia]

I watch a lot of videos at x1,75 :P (this one included). But I did try it out at x0,75 and they indeed sound drunk :P

[@Ryuk-wz7ct]

I tried that and you're actually right. They sound really drunk lmao.

[@slurpnugget9195]

0:26 yOu CaN dO iT

[@gyuvie3071]

STOP MY PARENTS ARE GONNA WONDER WHY IM LAUGHING AT 12AM

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Omg same time for me and i cant breathe XD

[@elisesimone613]

My dad just came into my room asking who I was FaceTiming but I was just laughing at this

[@jayeshkodnani1969]

awww chim chim dinosaur uwu

[@ebc6970]

12 AM? WEAK! I watch this at 5 am If you can sleep at night, you can sleep in the morning

[@mangle_wolf1334]

Same except its 3 AM

[@rebekahlovitt9540]

To answer your question about the high note record, your voice actually has to be super relaxed. He in this range isn’t exactly singing how you would sing. He’s actually using a technique called whistle tones.

[@ethancollinsworth3927]

it’s called vocal notes idiot stop acting like a genius you just sound stupid

[@rebekahlovitt9540]

@@ethancollinsworth3927 I’m not acting like a genius. I know what I’m talking about because I majored in music focusing in vocal performance.

[@LemonPepperPie]

@@ethancollinsworth3927 hmmm..... Yep. Name checks out.

[@a.a.2573]

@@rebekahlovitt9540 Isn't that like cheating or something?

[@beynotes868]

@@a.a.2573 No it's not, it's a technique that is hard to learn and develop

[@jihuunikke0]

*most key hits piano in one minute* Osu player: *_pathetic_*

[@lastsaiyan6438]

Omg omg yes

[@Bellonging]

My thoughts too, I've seen Osu and project diva players hit keys just a little faster.

[@frillneckedlizard8529]

As an osu player and someone who plays the piano, I can confirm that pressing x and z fast on your keyboard is a lot easyer than pressing the same note fast on a piano.

[@poppetx]

omg i was about to comment this lmfaoo

[@DragonEdge10]

@@frillneckedlizard8529 Yeah lmao, I feel like people forget that piano keys are pretty heavy compared to most other switches

[@lindsay4254]

*but can you disappoint your family 9999 times in 18 years??*

[@connordexter1134]

I don't need 18 years

[@gavinattac3219]

connor Dexter hahahahahaha

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3893]

Lmao I do that every yoctosecond...

[@nox_7277]

I know I can. I’ve already done that in just the last 10 days

[@nox_7277]

Bondrewd The Lord of Dawn it’s actually yottaswcond

[@LillieBridgers]

Heres a world record no one can break : Perfectly Sightreading ANYTHING

[@Summer_Lee]

Ling Ling can

[@qualitychannel1528]

Shirley Lee Ling Ling just doesn't want to because Ling Ling isn't a showoff like sacriligious boi

[@notafurry5965]

Twinkle twinkle little star

[@shiverian5970]

Hahahahahahaahahahahaha you had 123 likes and i made it 124. r/madlads

[@thamilsuthan635]

So true

[@foodfaim9618]

There's a mistake in the maths: if the world population is halved every time he clicks his fingers, each click multiplies the world population by 1/2=2^(-1). Therefore, the multiplication factor is 7.8*10^(9)*2^(-296)=6.1*10^(-80) = 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000061 humans left to 2 s.f. But then, it is 1/2 of the Universe's popoulation and not just humans - no one said that the Infinity Gauntlet had a uniform distribution among all species. I just spent 5 min typing in 79 0s, I really hope I counted them correctly.

[@labelleqin1004]

After the decimal point, 78 zeroes

[@emr1d341]

Yeah, the maths was wrong. Starting from 7 bil, you'd reach 1 person by the 32nd snap.

[@chandanaharim5837]

Oh thank God, I was going crazy thinking that's not right

[@petersansgaming8783]

You could've used the scientific notation instead than writing a fuck ton of zeroes.

[@labelleqin1004]

@@petersansgaming8783 woah profanity

[@Galaxy-yw8yh]

Any Asian mum can break the most whips in a minute

[@BattlerOfEarth]

you mean any black mom

[@kuaithe]

Cayden N you mean Asian mom

[@BattlerOfEarth]

@@kuaithe Alright, how about both

[@kuaithe]

Cayden N hM

[@BattlerOfEarth]

@@kuaithe it's called a compromise

[@cottonfreesocks7343]

7:28 Thanos: *this does bring a smile to my face*

[@spoilerzado]

Lul

[@mingj7202]

😂

[@kit4341]

oh wait I just got the joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelkabilov6348]

You just got a subscriber

[@maxkim1113]

7:50 *Thanos wants to know your location*

[@72cguzman]

IKR

[@mashirohana]

666 likes... omg

[@maruftim]

Lol yeah

[@johnathanzapata597]

I have given your thousandth like

[@zaratv2165]

The guy with the highest note even woke my cat up. She is staring at the computer wondering what is going on.

[@michalmatejka517]

Exactly! My cat woke up totaly confused! :D

[@suzz1776]

My cat did the same thing. But she also ran out the room cuz it was hurting her ears. Just like whenever I try to play violin, she runs out the room the min she sees me opening the case. Lol.

[@wobblyorbee279]

because cats is much more better at listening things.... and they also might've hear things differently than us right?

[@no-er6yb]

my cat woke up as well. she yowled and ran out the room.

[@zw1407]

If you can be late to watch a TwoSetViolin video, you can be early to watch a TwoSetViolin video.

[@amalawawaw2]

ok

[@indayrin9736]

Same here all the time

[@regneva17]

fast pass

[@MinecraftOtaku91]

9:24 - The math is off, it is 7.000.000.000/(2^256) = 6e-68 so very much less than a person left, maybe a part of an eyelash :p

[@melaniefulker6342]

Wouldn't it be 7000000000*(.5^256)?

[@MinecraftOtaku91]

@@melaniefulker6342 It is the same thing because 1/(2^n) = (1/2)^n = (0.5)^n so yes, it is also what you said

[@qh2975]

finally see someone comment on this... this annoyed me so much (like those fake plays)!

[@niampatel9115]

Melanie Fulker yeah I just calculated it. 5x10^-80. For one person he would need 6.48 seconds

[@niampatel9115]

Thomas Saint-Gérand no it was 296 hence my result of 5x10^-80. They misread it

[@anirvinvaddiyar7671]

9:30 it’s actually 7,000,000,000(.5)^296 because it gets halved 296 times. Idk what you guyz are doing.

[@GhostSniper115]

Which is more than overkill. log_2 (7,000,000,000) = 32.7. Assuming you weren't counted, it would only take 32 snaps to be the last person alive.

[@jloira01]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THIS COMMENT FOR A LONG TIME. THANKS.

[@blackmist9353]

GhostSniper115 *cough* *cough* 33

[@cheongziyong8871]

They were taking the 256th root. For some reason.

[@GhostSniper115]

Black Mist Even using the full 7.7 billion according to worldometers, 33 would vaporize you too. 7.7 billion / (2^33) = 0.89 while 7.7 billion / (2^32) = 1.79.

[@samwakieltojar8154]

They completely butchered that calculation but we move. Correct Calculation: 7000000000/(2^296)

[@Smitology]

Basically everyone can die even after 33 snaps

[@pedrosaune]

Thank you to bring more math to the world, i'm not alone

[@cmajor6934]

Exactly I was gonna comment that... it is a geometric progression hahaha!

[@witchboi4240]

Any Mexican mom can brake that snap record

[@emmamartinez2407]

Buchanan Rodgers my mom cam

[@skywatcher458]

@@jessicadickey1374 wait you can't edit a repiyt?

[@jessicadickey1374]

@@skywatcher458 you can, just it wasn't working at the time so I decided to just do that

[@skywatcher458]

@@jessicadickey1374 ok I understand but, you can edit it now and delete the other ones.

[@Gwyn1stborn]

Laughed way too hard at that. thank you

[@stephaniearmstrong6450]

As an actual choral singer I can confirm that sing all closed up like the is straining his vocal chords and if he sings like that to much he will probably blow out his voice.

[@catalinad6982]

This comment made my throat hurt

[@_awkwardness_5884]

@@catalinad6982 and my ear

[@funkyfranx]

*cords

[@bugglemagnum6213]

You can hear his vocal chords begging him to stop

[@artsyfartsy7248]

@@friskiesbypurina Actually it is indeed cords not chords. It's confusing, but if you are going to correct someone's spelling, make sure it actually needs correcting. Chords are a collection of pitches played simultaneously. Cords as in Vocal cords is a common alternative term for folds as in vocal folds.

[@KingAm0]

There’s actually a lot of concentration needed to rapidly hit a key (alternating fingers for maximum efficiency) for a minute straight. Same deal for finger snapping. He’s bouncing to keep rhythm.

[@sophiayamagughi]

I'm sure you'd get carpal tunnel too

[@kazunyaaa]

tbh it just looks like he's having a hard time to poop

[@ijustlikethiscrapokay]

honestly i had a piece where i had to hit a note relatively quickly for several measure and there were so many times i would miss a hit in that passage

[@ruofanyu6699]

yeah but why tho

[@enkaphalin1111]

That seriously sounds like fapping but with actual rhythm

[@blue1601]

I think the difference between this and the bumblebee guy is that these people aren't saying they're masters at their craft. They're saying they're good at that one thing. If they say that they're masters that's different. If I broke a world record for longest hula hooping, I wouldn't say I'm a master athlete, but I would say I'm amazing at hula hooping, and I don't think it's fair to make fun of them the same way you would bumblebee guy.

[@andy-kp2jv]

fair

[@NellLiuNini]

True

[@Qyrnth]

Agree

[@firstsurname8931]

if you can hit a key slow, you can hit a key fast

[@fladimo9594]

*smiles creepily*

[@Ogbackfired]

A M A Z I N G

[@ricardopaixao6367]

maybe its just so useless you're not likely to ever find it

[@cadenmcnally4016]

Or two by accident 😮

[@kent631420]

*Ben Lee wants to know your location '_'*

[@JustinY.]

*THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND... PLUS ULTRAAAA*

[@hachikosenjo1915]

The first one to reply

[@QuuQuu]

Oh yeah yeah

[@chriskim3324]

Justin Y. Get out

[@saladlee8536]

SARANI MUKOU E.... pLuS uLtRaAaA

[@mj.2010]

WTH. U?!?!??! WALAO. UR LITERALLY STALKING ME

[@karelferil1436]

I cried laughing at the snappy guy.😂 "Why is he squatting?!"

[@buzzfeedhater]

His expression looked like he was edging

[@TheSouthCol]

"snappy guy" LMAO 😂😂

[@nncc1485]

@@buzzfeedhater don't sexualise people it's unfair to them

[@DanielSanchez-qf3xg]

The most finger snap guy: screaming on the inside 2set: laughing

[@yannanhuang6510]

I'm laughing in the inside out 🤣🤣🤣

[@zhuoliu3939]

Anyone could break the most “key” hits by just laying on the piano and hitting them all at once

[@koreancowboy42]

Hey man atleast the finger snapping guy doesn't have infinity gauntlet XD

[@nadinadipadi]

@@koreancowboy42 THANK GOD

[@nguyentruongphu1383]

😂

[@mywong2411]

Piano: That one key is going to get out of tune.... (well at least he's playing notes clearly... Unlike the fastest violinist in the world)

[@Andrei.Christop]

yeah but he had to play only one key and failed

[@fladimo9594]

@@Andrei.Christop *When you literally have one job but fail*

[@melobuy7058]

THAT MOMENT when you realize you don't even have a useless talent :(

[@Terenthat101]

Everybody has a talent! You'll figure out what yours is at some point, but just because you haven't found it yet doesn't mean that you won't!

[@SpeedCubeProRL]

I can solve a Rubik's cube in under 15 seconds and recite the first 843 digits of pi

[@xx_3m0j1n_xx]

i can hulahoop for an extended period of time while eating a bunch of stuff

[@jeesedm]

Anybody who’s good at viola

[@SpeedCubeProRL]

@@jeesedm I can play piano but not any other instruments

[@mplspc]

Imagine gathering all of these people into one really strange ensemble

[@zetjet9901]

*c i r c u s*

[@leeknowspudding0]

E x p r e s s i o n i s m

[@esauponce9759]

D A D A I S M

[@elizabethl9351]

"highest vocal note by a male" do we want to hear the female?

[@smorrow]

Sure

[@ilikebach8562]

ok

[@avad5839]

There actually is one lol, G10 by some brazillian singer. So high, ya can't hear it.

[@tekyiminthan4122]

The frequency is too high and only non-human can hear it

[@johnuferbach9166]

@@tekyiminthan4122 what frequency is that? can we use her to throw off ultrasonic sensors? xD

[@finlaycharleson4263]

If he halved the population of 7Bn 296 times there would be approximately 5.5*10^-80 people, not 1 person

[@Hippopotatamus]

Finlay Charleson You’re right. Their math was not correct... should be 7e9 * (1/2)^296

[@tstar02]

Glad to see I was no the only one thinking about the math, lololol!

[@brunorecalde7048]

It should be 7e9 * (1/2)^296

[@diegosanchez894]

That means if there were as meany creatures as there are currently atoms in the universe, there would be about 1 creature left.

[@vdinh143]

@@tstar02 it's easy to see the math is wrong if you know some basic computer numbers: 2^10 = 1k, 2^20 = 1m, 2^30 = 1b. To get from 1 to 7b it takes about 33 cycles of doubling. The 34th gives 15b. The 296th gives an insanely large number.

[@randomboiyo6254]

The highest male note thing is done with a whistle tone. It's very difficult to explain how it happens so I'm not gonna even try. But all I gotta say that there is a guy name Dimash, and he hit a D8 live in his performance.

[@vb-oj2lm]

I LOVE DIMASH! 💕

[@katewilliams5636]

don't have a great deal of knowledge on whistle registry, but is the thing he's doing with his finger to his ear (the gesture Brett and Eddy were copying) a way for the guy to reach his head resonance???? I'm unsure if doing that helps him reach it or is just something for his hearing

[@daniellelinshannon3813]

I knew someone would mention him somewhere! 💕

[@無聊芝士]

Kathleen Williams nahh I don’t think doing that would help him reach a high note,it’s probably just so he can hear the note clearly(but maybe I’m wrong🤷‍♂️）

[@kxlledbyshxrks]

If you listen closely to the highest note guy you just hear *hEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEE YUh*

[@Eliling]

AHHAHAAH IN PEEING MYSELF RN

[@sugarplumprincess6833]

He sounded like he's pushing a Ling Ling sized baby into the world

[@evab3115]

LMFAO I'M GONNA DIE

[@DNdavidsonsnation]

actually i hear HEEEE8

[@mylittlemeowmeow]

HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

[@dysfunctional_deviant6681]

These world records should just be called "compilation of musical instrument abuse."

[@massimhb8674]

I am positive these guys get the records because no one attempted this level of uselness before

[@maddie_r0se142]

Yup, probably

[@Bellonging]

Highest male note was a record that was actually contested for a while iirc.

[@bishal1125]

@@Bellonging I don't think that's a coveted record.

[@RamdanRandom]

"The world fastest piano key hitter" . . Osu! Player: "Hold my xp pen"

[@choker4868]

Osu players isnt human for example cookiezi

[@choker4868]

Or gayzmcgee

[@imnotasher4892]

hold my body pillow*

[@QS1597]

Meanwhile... I can’t stream 120BPM consistently

[@Cmmf_]

Hold my *gaming chair* *

[@timsonins]

6:21 he doesn't, but it's at reflex. You can hear yourself in quiet areas like home alone, but in noisy areas, which is the majority, you can use this singer trick by putting finger in/near ear, because our body, finger, is a better sound conductor than air. I use it alot in choir, when someone in my voice section is pitchy, and I'm checking/correcting myself In short, you hear yourself better

[@gabe_itch24]

Yeah i use that trick in choir too

[@nikitakusuma8440]

The finger snap dude actually competed in asia's got talent. He back tracking a classic music and he finger snaps as percussion

[@phillipclementson2872]

I can't imagine that high note vocal record is healthy. I feel like there's a reason everyone else in the world can't or doesn't put that much stress on their chords.

[@olgahein4384]

It isn't really. That's why those who can do it, don't do it often. It's as unhealthy for vocal cords as growling (heavy metal) or throat singing. With a good technique, you can minimize the damage, but still shouldn't do it too often. Btw, there are many singers that can do it. It just doesn't sound good, so they don't. Dimash Kudaibergen still likes to show off now and then and adds some random D8 whistles for 5 (ish) seconds to his songs, but rarely.

[@ledkit]

@@olgahein4384 Oh yes, that D8 is EPIC.

[@angi4912]

@@olgahein4384 Dimash is really great! Not just ridiculously skilled but a beautifull singer as well

[@avad5839]

To give you an idea of how incredibly hard this is, as a young girl, I can hardly sing a C5.

[@oliverdelica2289]

It definitely isn't. Old school coloratura sopranos would sing their arias octaves lower to take care of their voices

[@seramuse888]

Strange how both of the music records involve a C#.

[@sglgaming2991]

C# is a programming language !! They're trying to program us through music !! Illuminati detected !! Wold guiness record is illuminati !!

[@АнтонКузнецов-и8ю]

In their another video they found out that their room is tuned in C#. So... basically speaking our Matrix is coded in C#

[@thepillowmancer]

Well, at least no memory leaks!

[@l.artista1403]

E8 - Is my tea done?

[@titiarito]

I laugh a lot with this comment

[@wintersolstice5813]

Aahahahhaha

[@adoringcats24.7]

*Heres the tea* ☕️☕️☕️☕️

[@samuellamoureux977]

This is why i only respect 2 types of records: -Records on sports (either Olympic record or World record) -Speedrunning

[@harini7891]

This reminded me of a thing the English department at my school's making us all do: Try and break the world record for the most people reciting Shakespeare simultaneously They're making us learn 5 minutes worth of Shakespeare and they've got Shakespeare stuck all over the school and they're gonna make us wear ruffs pls send help

[@juderb]

If you think that's bad my school tried setting the world record for most people simultaneously t-posing.

[@harini7891]

@@juderb ok that's worse

[@sglgaming2991]

Thanks to you guys i finnaly love my school 😭

[@camilakeller5256]

How did it go

[@sglgaming2991]

@@camilakeller5256 please no rubing salt on wounds 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinsetiawan3301]

practice to make a world record for the most finger snapping in 1 minute. *got the world record of most squating in 1 minute instead*

[@kimdomary6299]

Kevin Setiawan HAHAHAHAH

[@avataruri6987]

A girls legs died because she did too many squats

[@plucks7646]

This guy does quality tiktoks respect him

[@jasondoe2596]

*he honorary Slav now*

[@tuguspuspayoga]

hey! are you indonesian?

[@peoul1]

"the most piano key hits in one minutes" Gamers: "hold my mouse" or basicaly any pc master race ever

[@thirstyanddrinking]

Bro me😂

[@Bryce-3D]

PrO cYtUs PlAyErS: pathetic

[@jadefoo455]

Osu players lol

[@jetzrav4889]

osu lmao

[@ahmadmahdi4345]

Bang Supa well most osu player came from bms or o2 jam so....

[@codywang1801]

Welcome back to “how to break your instrument”.

[@MacaroniBalloni]

“That only I can do?” “Only you can do, that no one else in the world can” I thought he was gonna play flight of the bumblebee 😂😂😂

[@joestevenson5568]

But without missing a note or doing a glissando

[@rajatchowdhury4511]

Most hours of twoset watched in a row

[@saraninh]

Lol it has 40 likes

[@neilmande5148]

its not a USELESS talent

[@EveeBozso]

The piano guy was Hungarian. :O There are some moments when I watch a video and I am proud of my country... well this is not one of those moments.

[@stnhld2841]

Peter Bence is a great pianist. Perhaps not his best moment, but still worth being proud of him.

[@kerrianhalling9516]

Liszt was too #hr2

[@_awkwardness_5884]

He is a pretty good pianist though other than this record

[@Chakra_king]

Don’t forget bartok tho

[@markbo2183]

Just flap your hand on the piano

[@loveisinportant5570]

There's a difference between playing Bumblebee fast and being able to spam one key for a minute. I agree it's a useless record, but it's a record nevertheless. It certainly isn't easy if this guy isn't challenged constantly.

[@lunaphantom1850]

I'm a pianist for a while now(9years) and seeing him do that for the record hurts my heart soooo much I was actually about to skip that part and right after I finished the video I went to see my piano and one of the keys were actually off! Like wtf?! When tf did he come over to practice on my piano the kill my c natural???!?!?

[@meepmeep1601]

Luna Phantom holy sh*t

[@fabianweller6077]

I agree, BUT peter bence is actually (no joke) a really good piano player and has probably the best arrangements for pop songs...hes really awesome just check him out...its amazing

[@tulemeritestm7624]

I went to check out if my piano was fine. Luckily, my keyboard hasn't got any problem ! We can never know 🏃

[@soso3792]

If he comes and touches my piano I swear I’ll freaking chop his arms off with a kitchen knife

[@mmmordecai]

@@soso3792 I shall join you

[@FlipFlyTumble]

whoever's here this early is not prAcTicInG

[@faehylo9080]

*Gasp*

[@hugod327]

Just came home from school

[@brettshair3151]

YOU go practice!! You're earlier! Ling Ling practices for 40 hours and here we are watching his descendants. **drags you to practice** We shall not let Ling Ling down.

[@filipchetwynd7746]

I live in Poland, so.... it's 1 o'clock PM.

[@taylorskyrme4919]

fun fact I thought I got tendonitis because I was practicing for 3 hours and I couldn’t feel my wrist once I stopped

[@digitalclown2008]

Honestly, coming from a percussion background, seeing how fast someone can play an instrument has some value. It's an interesting thing that has competition behind it. The only catch is that is shouldn't be presented as a "musical" thing. Because it's more of a tactile competition that's loosely related to the ability to play the instrument well. In my opinion, it's only interesting on percussion instruments though. And maybe wind instruments.

[@maliakong4624]

Winds can play in a similar way too! As said before in jazz there is a style called Bebop. Look up John Coltrane ‘Giant Steps’. Coltrane is a legend on tenor sax 🤩

[@avad5839]

If I tried to do that (As a wind player) I'd probably die.

[@noriyyo5908]

@@avad5839 same XD

[@Dragon_Warrior7625]

@@kim98677 really heavy metal...? That's death metal for ya...

[@tamasjuhasz6331]

World fastest drummer could be a valid record in my opinion. Also Davie504 made a bass Speedrun record :D

[@jessw.612]

alternatve title: eddy damaging his violin for the last few minutes

[@2tri749]

You forgot these records: Most *sacrilegious* violin playing Most *interesting* thing of all time Who can prove *”If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly”* as fast as possible

[@mathboss1638]

5:11 that dudes damaging his vocal chords 5:26 hes definitely damaging his vocal chords

[@rossidelrey5969]

These guys are probably the most sarcastic people I've ever seen on KZbin 😂 and it makes me want to watch their videos more

[@ethanliang1727]

who clicked on more thinking there was more

[@erinrerm4972]

I just discovered this channel yesterday and this channel keeps making me smile

[@labelleqin1004]

welcome, u have a lot to learn :)

[@imadgrim]

Like what a wise man said once *if you can play it slowly, then you can play it quickly*

[@PaarthGuptaYT]

Grim MIH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good reference lol 😂

[@ARedVelvetBunnie]

Oh look kids, an unoriginal comment!

[@gitelsarah]

You guys should be able to set a record for playing violin while hula hooping. I pay to see that. Not a lot, but I'd pay something.

[@ryanhoffmann4983]

Singers often put their fingers in their ears so that they can hear themselves sing. I do it in my school's choir because I'm the only one who sings in tune X(

[@intarc0giotto]

You can also sing in tune without the finger in the warm I never did and I never sang out of tune lol. It's just the posers doing it

[@alelaera13]

@@intarc0giotto in a choir, it can happen you dont hear your voice. so you dont know if you're singing in tune if you lose the note

[@aliciaf3652]

Gino Feretti My experience is when you can hear yourself clearly from others in your part, you are either too loud or seriously out of tune...😂

[@nowandaround312]

@@intarc0giotto That means either you were singing solo and have really good pitch control, which requires training not all singers have had, or you were singing with a group of people who were also singing in tune, which definitely does not always happen in group singing. Covering/cupping one ear is a technique sometimes used by professional singers when learning a song, or if they become unsure because they can't hear themselves in a group, or if they're performing in a venue with loud speakers and their mic feedback stops working so they can't hear themselves anymore. Have you noticed how once in a while singers performing on stage randomly put their hand to their ear right in the middle of a song? They aren't listening to instructions from someone offstage, or maybe that happens sometimes but other times they're trying to hear themselves/indicating to the sound crew that their isolated audio stopped working. Are they "posers" too?

[@intarc0giotto]

@@nowandaround312 no that makes total sense but some people whilst singing by themselves do it as well. If Christina Aguilera does it, ok.... But random chick that thinks she is the shit, no

[@victoriatrabulsy4731]

5:54 It sounds like he’s in pain. I was thinking the same thing right when I heard him hit that note.

[@nasrinshuisma942]

have u guys ever noticed how pretty brett's hands are

[@user-nb1rq7so9h]

weird flex but ok

[@vaughancatubig6456]

Da fuc

[@mariaf.1275]

Yassss

[@luluscrooge3891]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@suicidal.session]

It's the Ling Ling power

[@starime46]

Pianos are people too *Pianos are people too* *PIANOS ARE PEOPLE TOO*

[@rainespiano]

Dark_Kitten CHICKEN IS PEOPLE TOO FEED YOUR CHILD

[@RK-yg7ne]

PiAnoS ArE PeoPLe Too 😂

[@Christopher._M]

Like the pic

[@christinahuang6733]

So are violas.

[@helenaliu959]

13:50 I've never seen Brett make so many facial expressions before.

''Previous world record was ... zero! '' I almost died.

[@NoOne-hx9ir]

Someone should submit the Pizzicato footage for $5

[@bubushum]

On the fastest piano key hit. 700 is very slow. Find a "Taps per minutes" tool (are even websites) and most drummers should be able to smash up to 800+. The mechanical action on a piano slows you down. Anyone who plays piano knows this. if you press a key too fast, the piano just registers it as one note. The piano is artifically limitting you because the latency between the parts doesn't allow you to go too fast. This record is basically the pianos stat. "Key stroke limit" are not worth a world record, unless the record is "Closest to keyboard stroke limit". A very cheap keyboard with very little action should be able to do this faster. And you can do it with moo sound or something.

[@lsnoozy7432]

Omg mooing

[@grutarg2938]

I was thinking that too! It's more a question of piano mechanics - and possibly takes some skill to control the tempo so you don't go too fast for the instrument.

[@ogeuphonium1218]

They notated the pitches weong for the vocal note. They said Bb7, then B8 but it should be B7 because the number doesnt change until you've gone past C

[@jpjoaopedrosdg]

You guys should break a world record playing MORE than fifth notes a second

[@jenniferlutman5869]

Sopranos:Hitting a high C The rest of the choir:•_• Is the tea ready yet?

[@irahcabangon5079]

My useless unique talent? PROCRASTINATING all my life 😑😐😭

[@dustonpage1280]

then I challenge you for the procrastinating throne... yeah I'll do it lat

[@makytondr8607]

I’m about to win guys

[@jessicamateus2074]

Irah Cabangon Its not unique

[@hartree.y]

Sorry to disappoint, man. It's not unique

[@louisekim8344]

Not unique sorry

[@evajulijabelic9717]

Some random pianist: almost breaks his fingers trying to break world record Me and my cat: hehe let's just lay on that piano for one minute

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

I think it was suppose to be newly pressing it.

[@johnny_eth]

13:40. You forgot to squat. You would have done many more pizzicatos.

[@saramadan2947]

he started squating at 14:21

[@Roice-sq5wj]

"Most piano keys hit in one minute" Franz liszt and his Transcendental Etudes: *Are You challenging me?*

[@yojishinkawa378]

Beethoven opus 27 3rd, Presto Agitato

[@Viv1dCS]

That’s not a man, that’s a kettle in disguise

[@KJBibleBelievingSaint]

He's not blocking the ear, he's bringing it forward to hear the pitch.

[@gwaynebrouwn844]

14:42 Brett starts randomly talking Japanese

[@regneva17]

i thought it was "ah what's going this next" but i wonder why no "xt" in the end.

[@elucidationdefender]

yeah, "it's amazing, isn't it?" 🤗

[@jackmarleymusician]

they put their hands to their ears so they can hear the note internally through though their bones instead of through the air. See Adam Neely's vid about mental practice... :)

[@callummckie894]

They know this - the point they were making is that it seems to be a useless thing to do if you're merely trying to go as high as you can

[@jackmarleymusician]

@@callummckie894 true true, just wanted people to know its actually a helpful singing technique :P

[@liloruf2838]

@@jackmarleymusician its definitely not a helpful singing technique - you have to FEEL if its right

[@sdf592]

Callum McKie with whistles it also takes some vibration s off of your face bones and helps relieve pressure.

[@yusha5728]

Was literally on a twoset watching spree and BAM!! they upload another.

[@adecentdelinquent8986]

You were right about the high note dude doing something painful. Whistle notes are made in a similar way as vocal fry. The vocal cords come together and there will only be a small opening for air to get out of it so it would be compressed and that's how the sound is produced.

[@erikainharmony4465]

My useless talent is watching TwoSet videos for 40hrs a day instead of practicing.

[@laurawillits176]

That's mine too.

[@butterhead8264]

Erika InHarmony there’s 24 hours a day dummy

[@erikainharmony4465]

@@butterhead8264 Tell that to Ling Ling.

[@erikainharmony4465]

@@miaangela5450 woot! \o/

[@Sarahw__]

Butterhead! ` you clearly haven’t been here long