TWT #55 - Ancient Bear DNA, Animal Meat Lab VR Experience, Bros vs. Biggest Animal

[@austinbaccus]

Might be the first Patreon I actually pay for

[@bqlicious]

Same hahaha

[@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926]

SAME

[@trevor8604]

Same

[@jacobmeier19]

Same lol

[@alexross6575]

Same

[@holdenmb2263]

The 2 dislikes are Neil Waters and the feral cat

[@nobodyspeical5450]

What dislikes?! 😏😏😏😏😏

[@swaggasaurst23beep96]

25:26 Forrest spouting nonsense about Tyrannosaurs Rex and brontosaurus living in the same geological era.*pushes up nerd glasses*

[@DazHotep6EQUJ5]

I don't think he's a dinosaur period expert XD.

[@kickinwinghotboi883]

When people talk about how Tyrannosaurus Rex had epic battles with Stegosaurus.... Riiiiiigght **Kronk voice**

[@NeuKrofta]

"He's basically serving barnacle and person...two things you can find down on the pier" Pat was on fire in this. This was the greatest show ever

[@John-tn5ho]

This is such a sleeper pod surprised more people don't listen

[@WildTimesPod]

Tell your friends! (But only the cool ones 😎)

[@anthovidal]

Pats Math is just like what that one Extreme Animal show on Animal Planet did when they showed what humans would look like with the features.

[@mobyhunr]

Tiger sharks are very deadly and persistent once it decides to attack. But young Bull sharks are bite happy and quick. While in Florida fly fishing for Bonita we saw 4 foot bulls chasing down Bonita and catching them. Bonita can swim 40-45 mph. When the Bulls fly under the boat they look like a car on the freeway, fast. Scary!

[@AngusMurray]

I'm happy this podcast is surviving, many don't including mine

[@FreeDom-jk9on]

Doesnt mean much but here are my condolences for the past experience but here a random persons thoughts, don't give up mate if you are really passionate about it I'm sure you'll make it somehow. Broaden your spectrum and look for any possibility to gain more experience in the field or just see what your deeper interests are etc. possible look into short radio stunts, short interview/media or such internships you can just to get more of an idea (if you havent already). Whatever might get you further or show and give you an actual idea what you are after. When you have a strong idea about it and can form discipline when its needed, catch your dreams dude. Laters

[@ticket2space621]

@@FreeDom-jk9on eh... Guys more interested in making crazy clickbaity fake stuff with no real substance. Let it die we need more actual education and awareness and what not. Not another tiktok guy claiming he found a shark in his backyard pool

[@kickinwinghotboi883]

That probably means you didn't put out interesting content or you guys just plain sucked and just bullshit around too much. Here in my town, a group of my childhood skateboarding friends decided to try and start a podcast. I actually followed but they were shit and didn't keep the listener engaged and they couldn't get the growth they were longing for

[@robertdale8758]

Cool dudet

[@braidenmortland3127]

You guys are my new favorite podcast I'm just going back through the list of the last past 2 years

[@luke15olsen]

Forrest edges out Pat because of the main course, an Eland steak sounds way better than a squid risotto. I got the best one yet tho Appetizer: giant squid calamari w/ deep sea vr Main: Wild boar roasted luau style w/ vr hunt and luau Dessert: honeycomb cheesecake w/ honey badger led vr hunt for honey

[@gv2817]

Did you know that Pygmy shrews also have a heartbeat of 1,200 beats per minute, only rivalled by some of the humming birds.

[@samseeger2251]

I wish the premieres weren’t at 2 am my time. Especially when I have to wake up at 6

[@ashleyrobinson4575]

3 hours sleep is light work my man ;) quick coffee you'll be goood

[@stephenfisher7868]

In reference to the Bighorn sheep football helmet comment, Liberty University recently placed second in an NFL contest where they engineered a helmet based on the skull of a bighorn sheep and a mask based on the woodpecker. Also. Best drink is Kentucky Colada. Basically a pina colda with bourbon as the alcohol. Mellows out the sweetness intensity and provides more balance.

[@blueeyedemon8]

Appetizer: Buffalo Flamingo Wings. Main Dish: Krabby Patty's Dessert: Moose Mousse VR: You're Eliza Thornberry on safari with her family. So the animals around you are able to communicate with you. And the experience starts with Donny going wild and making a flock of Flamingo fly around your family while picnicking.

[@36-aniruddhmanagoli63]

21:24 Could it be a Tegu??? Are they found in Florida I Don't know???

[@T0myTune]

OMG this was so much fun! i LOVE this. Please do one of these once in a while.

[@FreshKozy]

You did not need to hit Retep with that two paintings roast c'mon 😂💀 love you guys

[@paulgraber9222]

In my opinion the mysterious animal in the security camera footage is a fox. The dark on the back of the back legs disguises the front legs making it look like it’s walking on two legs. The way it holds its tail and runs to me appears to be a fox

[@appearoffline3703]

This was my first instinct as well.

[@durtyweeman1]

Pats math was hilarious 👍🏻🤌🏻

[@quinnswildlife8229]

Can we just never stop calling pat pats

[@GabrielAlvarez-pz7nn]

I saw a “pack” of wild turkeys run past me in the woods of okeechobee Florida and they looked exactly like a pack of raptors. Same movement you’d expect out of a movie. Pretty sure that was an osceola turkey

[@robertroberts4764]

Pat was tailor made for this fancy fantasy restaurant game, he blew everyone out of the water. But thank god for Retep otherwise the pod would just be Forrest and Pat drinking wine 🍷 in Adirondack chairs talking about food items no one can pronounce #teamwhiterussian No one picked my favorite booze of all time, the drink of the Viking gods, Mead! If you get a good carbonated one it’s pretty much just alcoholic honey soda that makes you feel invincible 💪 Looking forward to being able to support the pod through the new Patreon. The Wild Times is solid entertainment. I laugh, I learn, but why am I always hungover on Tuesdays 🤔 that would be a good Battle Royale, your top 3 hangover meals and then the one that would absolutely make you even more sick 🤢

[@WildTimesPod]

Hahaha damn right. Pat and Forrest are the only 2 I know who probably watched all 3 grueling hours of the Oscars while sipping chilled cabernet. Appalling! Love that battle royale idea! ~Retep

[@robertroberts4764]

@@WildTimesPod It’s all in jest. You guys give each other so much crap and I love it haha. In all honesty you each bring something unique to the table which keeps the pod super interesting and fun 🤙

[@cadence4527]

2 years later, it looks like a Secretary Bird running or a big Roadrunner. So very dinosauresk.

[@RedNeck_Zeus]

Im pretty sure even if you could bring back an extinct species whether that be through selective breeding or DNA resequencing it will never be the same animal. It will either be an entirely new animal or a currently extant animal with a few different traits.

[@she_love_oso2180]

Short faced bear is my favorite extinct creature ever

[@burkhardiagaming5675]

This is by far my favorite podcast

[@TheGayling2]

For anyone wondering. If you take Will’s actual height of 6’6 it would only take 22.3 jumps to reach the top of Mt Everest.

[@homer3716]

"It's a favorite past time of me" Reteps AI side is bleeding thru...

[@travelreview5962]

Pat won the appetizers, main course, dessert with absolutely no contest.

[@arjitjere1559]

As a fellow wildlife biologist this is just perfect! Didnt know of the coprolite dna thats stunning

[@Redtooth__]

Keep the game around. Its pretty sweet!

[@jocelynnv.6421]

While I would love to know what human and AIDS taste like, I will have to pick Pat's restaurant on this one. Close call for sure. Keep 'Pat's math!' I loved it. Can't wait for the patreon!

[@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926]

When you can’t watch because you have school in the morning😢😢😢

[@jacobmeier19]

Maybe this summer students like us will actually be able to watch premieres 🤞🤞🤞

[@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926]

@@jacobmeier19 YES BRO HOPEFULLY and I still don’t understand why they do this at 3-6 my time and ik that’s not exactly the time frame

[@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926]

Did anyone else get the thing that Forrest said “bear beats battle ship galatica” ITS FROM THE OFFICE

[@AreUmygrandson]

This is the funniest of all the videos I’ve watched

[@mmwilliams79]

Fav Pod just for the 1 fk is not given during the panda video😂😂

[@andrewsirois8156]

55 weeks, and retep still looks like a potato

[@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926]

Stop lying He looks like 2 hahah

[@jacobmeier19]

Honestly at this point do we change his official title from Brofessor to Brotato?

[@WildTimesPod]

@@jacobmeier19 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

[@WildTimesPod]

@@reasreptilereacueandrehabi926 🥔🥔

[@the_gaming_hyena24]

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[@brodycoleman1882]

give me some of that lemon ant jelly. sounds delicious

[@rocketpwr4ev]

I love animals, but if a monkey comes at me like that. It's gonna catch these hands. Although he may literally eat them

[@COD_is_a_sin]

If a human could jump like a flea, we could jump a football field, oh shit y’all confirmed that as I was typing 😂😂😂

[@_mattmercy_]

It's a dog with a leash running through the yard.

[@diggindoug94]

Yo I thought the cicada was louder than that cricket thingy

[@travelreview5962]

Forrest :"That's not bad math" Patrick: "That's great math" Me :...That math is fuckin horrible...6ft times 10 is 6000???? Lol... WHAT?

[@GregoryMcBride-qf7hx]

It’s a large iguana running on 2 feet I’ve seen them do it before

[@chuckyoung4706]

The African helmeted turtle when in groups will attack large birds.

[@soozdundee]

That video of the " Dinosaur" is just a red fox .

[@harrygreb3457]

Scotch on the rocks, Tom Collins and boilermaker

[@dr.edracing771]

So pumped for the Patreon

[@WildTimesPod]

Hell yeah! Us too!

[@COD_is_a_sin]

When I think how weak humans are, I just say We wear shoes… and socks to protect us from the shoes…🤣🤣

[@MattFromHawaii]

I really liked red cab wine too! It's so good and smoky

[@thomastravis7106]

One of the best podcasts out there 👍👍👍

[@fgialcgorge7392]

I accidentally ate some sugar ants and they tasted like Fruity Pebbles brought up to 12.

[@danile948]

Year two already starting off strong

[@WildTimesPod]

Yea baby! Yeah!

[@highboijt]

is it just me or do you hear someone slamming their fingers on the keyboard?

[@HaldirKiler]

No margarita?? No mythai? No mojito? No beer?? I'm glad pat at least picked wine but cmon guys 😁

[@MsAllstar909]

15:35 you tell em sir retep 💪😤

[@WildTimesPod]

You bet!

[@sendit1924]

Could that dinosaur have been an armordillo?

[@mmatthews61687]

19:00 I think it's a Tegu

[@GREYFLWRMUSIC]

Please don't stop when the pandemic is over :(

[@rileybooth1272]

Pats math got the instant like lmfao

[@jakeparker3052]

Whiskey soda water Scotch neat Tequila soda water lime (ranch water)

[@justinzavaglia6119]

The Florida video is just a ginormous lizard

[@TheKAWYG]

Minus 10 friend points for dressing your dog up forest . Yik

[@RS-vg5nz]

“Sliced Forrest Galante rump”

[@RedNeck_Zeus]

Peacock?

[@FreshKozy]

Iguana running on two legs?

[@pigmilkmusicfarm]

Love these guys yo

[@DarthSpider2099]

I got a taco bell add before this video... there is a god.

[@mytzyxptlyx]

Which ants taste like lemon?

[@tejutejtj2575]

Tasmanians are the Alabamians of Australia. They into family

[@sendit1924]

Dude most of Australia is into family fondling, Tasmanians were just the first to get the ball rolling

[@RedNeck_Zeus]

It sucks that I refuse to use patreon.

[@benstreadwick994]

Patrick wins no competition

[@jaredweinberger2305]

Yeah this segment was great 👍

[@bioemiliano]

>says vodka is disgusting >likes gin

[@charlesjennings93]

I'd eat at pat's vr restaurant and Forrest restaurant Retep's restaurant sounds like a weird zombie/ post apocalyptic theme and I think I'll pass

[@elj1678]

Guy in the blue shirt don’t need to be there 😂 is a kid FR..

[@fgialcgorge7392]

I'm actually with Retep. One or two Russians to sip on keeps you right in the sweet spot.

[@stevecreighton5809]

Hey Forest I don't know if you're going to see this or not I just saw that big Bear I guess it's in the museum and it's standing up like that give me a thought that maybe Sasquatch could evolve from that kind of stats maybe their ex-bears it makes you wonder cuz some of them look like Bears they can make themselves identical they can go down on all fours there was one clip I saw that look like just like a bear and he stood up yeah it could be some kind of related who knows right but they're not related to us that would be a stupid thing to do we never jumped out of trees Jesus wasn't hey monkey but I'm wondering if these bears and Sasquatch are kind of in one of the same

[@Dan-wo4bx]

No one put beer on their lists !

[@curtyct5389]

You know what... would I eat it absolutely f****** not would I get anywhere near it without full surgical gear? maybe but probably not, that all said I would definitely have to take Peter's experience if for no other reason than the gruesome and horrific story that would never be eclipsed by any other human being to walk the face of the Earth and I mean f*** the story alone makes ig wort it and theres probablly evan a book deal in it for me

[@ashleyrobinson4575]

Pat you clicked the pen enough yet mate? 55 mins in atleast 10,000 clicks so far😂🤣🤣

[@ashleyrobinson4575]

🤣 Just got to 1:01:32 "fuuuuuuck ive probably been clicking it" 😂😂😂😂

[@WildTimesPod]

How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a mother clicking clickening?

[@nicelydunwell5681]

I believe "penis colossus" is the correct pronunciation

[@h.r.hufnstuf4171]

wedges are not fries, and they are amazing

[@Dwendele]

Mmmm... Gonaherpesyphilaids cake!

[@Clive-lv5hf]

How many people does it take to beat a sloth to death from people who I would expect more of biologists who bow hunt and spearfish I don't trust looking after wildlife if you choose to kill them in cruel ways

[@jjsands9906]

The dinosaur is a Tegu

[@RideSlide13]

27:15 the answer is "chicken"🤣

[@Gloria-ro4vn]

Not a dinosaur, fox in a dinosaur suite.

[@bnastybear8772]

Should be more subscribers

[@thomastravis7106]

It’s a quarter mile bro 😎

[@tristanburke456]

Forrest rump sounds decent tbh

[@dayz365]

Fuckkk I went for 60 jumps as my guess but I'm happy with that 😂 my logic was based on the times a grasshopper has come into my room and jumped around like a maniac so I estimated it could jump 100 times it's size so just went with that and guessed roughly 60...But ahh Fleas can do 200 times...I forgot about those dirty little fuckers lol

[@xfodude8511]

i’m a little late to this one but th please continue Pat’s Maths. Easily in my top segments so far (aside from the Animal Group Names one and BATTLE ROYALE ofc)

[@COD_is_a_sin]

Whattt forest is under 5’5?! Can’t be trusted😂 I’m sorry bro

[@AngusMurray]

Poor retep

[@zeeshanpervaz7357]

The blonde guy is looking like forest clone.

[@FranciscoCastelluccio]

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

[@erikrodriguez1609]

T rex's we're hunters they have found injuries to triceratops from t Rex teeth and havefound t Rex skeletons with damage from herbivores , also the way the t Rex brain, sense of smell their vision and jaw strwntgh were they were built for hunting not simply scavenging

[@austinbaccus]

Pat's Math was amazing. More please

[@WildTimesPod]

Yesss

[@danielkuhl3066]

Getting to this late, however for the drinks I'm surprised no one suggested Smirnoff Ice... gotta think of everything chief