TYPES OF SHOPKEEPERS

[@Anushman]

Random teenage boy: *wears puffer jacket and a hat* Everyone over the age of 40: "wait, that's illegal"

[@janimize-3066]

Anushman even stepping into a shop looking like that is a crime

[@spectz5943]

@@janimize-3066 I was wearing tracksuit bottoms a D2 hat and a puffer jacket and I was buying a coke and some dickhead security guard was following me looking like I just killed someone.

[@spectz5943]

@PexEU what you callin me a drug dealer

[@Anushman]

@@spectz5943 bruv this happens to me all the time on the train these old people keep staring at me and think:"well he's quite young and wearing a puffer jacket, he's definitely in a gang"

[@spectz5943]

Anushman word man it pisses me off

[@mlrd6622]

I'm Simple: I see 'The Nonce', I click.

[@sy1gaming489]

Violated lmao

[@carnelfrederick3617]

Ayy

[@nazberrysmoothes1729]

Lmao

[@_-trippie3776]

Lmaoo

[@jamieparry2766]

Same he's amazing

[@milkykid8053]

“Don’t think cus I’m 14 I won’t scrap ya up chavvyboi” 😂😂😂

[@jippy4144]

LOL LMFAO THE GIRL SAYING BOXER LITTERALLY HAPPENED TO ME A 8 YEAR OLD SAID HER COUSIN WAS GONNA BEAT ME UP LOL HE DIDNT EVEN WANT THE BEEF LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@reecessetpieces3192]

Bloc_Wolfiez there’s no way your old enough to have a job when you type like that

[@shanewhite2083]

@@reecessetpieces3192 lmao

[@jippy4144]

@@reecessetpieces3192 I mean, clearly you saw me typing when i was in that state. I don't have to type intelligently all the time, and will not. Simple. Don't criticise me based on my typing very much. :D

[@jippy4144]

@@reecessetpieces3192 So you seem like you're trying to start some kind of internet altercation so you clearly *dont* have a job.. :/

[@peterheller5633]

Loving the inbetweeneers “Like looking at little girls do ya?”

[@harrisonmilner7394]

Get me cousin on you said the Neeks say drinking in the street

[@georgiaholliegrace386]

Omg iconic

[@harrisonbarr2241]

Is that like the first time you watched the Inbetweeners

[@sotaxl532]

@@harrisonmilner7394 Brother*

[@dusteboy9014]

@@harrisonmilner7394 m

[@TooVoidremyboys]

Anyone else notice that Johnny looks and acts just like Eggsy from Kingsman?

[@gregoryfavsuwu]

I see that

[@deon84736]

Kinda

[@zebgoody2280]

Literally thought this for 1 to 2 years mad

[@visualzzHD]

I was literally just about to say loool

[@smugte0777]

He is

[@kastinovi2651]

Types of people in an argument: The Karen. The your mum' er.

[@manuturgoose1716]

I Am Kas the Karen

[@chillboy3plays671]

Manu Turgoose lol

[@saltyspoon8465]

Oh shut up

[@williamturgoose1380]

@@manuturgoose1716 are u a long lost relative? XD We have the same last name

[@_D22]

@@manuturgoose1716 were not in America

[@hamzaytsweel4244]

OMG HES SOOOOO UNDERRATED HES SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE LIKE 2 mil I swear

[@eviejackson7400]

so true

[@heinousman3730]

not really

[@eviejackson7400]

Yeetus Deletus that is your opinion :)

[@omarelmi7792]

So true

[@cezzzza7326]

I mean not really all he does us "pretend" to be a nonce (still to be proven if this is really an act)

[@lightskinboy1336]

He's gotten loads of people through hard times he deserves as long a break as he wants

[@mannyokafor4609]

9 years later....

[@Inkognito-ts4to]

His bank account won't agree

[@lewismetson93]

@@Inkognito-ts4to he's okay for money

[@edwardstuffingham782]

At least only 2

[@mujsvfx8258]

Going thru mental health problems and still posting what a legend. Hope all the best for you❤️

[@zainhussain7875]

A true legend

[@darraghdonnelly2086]

Did I ask

[@frxntiq]

Darragh Donnelly bruv your literally sounding like a year 8 girl

[@henry7486]

Darragh Donnelly Fuck off, he left a nice comment and you then send a negative reply towards him when he’s just trying to be nice to one of his favourite KZbinrs

[@darraghdonnelly2086]

EllisRh did I ask tho 😂

[@aripanich2167]

No one: Johnny Carey: "Riiiiigggghhhhhhtttttt."

[@Cynzth]

Riiiiiiiighhhh TTTTT

[@fammethuen9877]

Guess who's back... back again... Johnny's back... tell a friend.

[@dontpressonmyprofilepic5497]

I wanna like but it would b a sin

[@zac7534]

Guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back

[@chatterfox9304]

Johnny's back!

[@yourfavmacedonian9776]

@@dontpressonmyprofilepic5497 wut?

[@zac7534]

@@chatterfox9304 what hapoend to him was it the invisiline

[@annabel9745]

“Like looking at little girls do ya” Inbetweeners 😂😂

[@_._ciaran_._8237]

the first one, he definitely watched “this is england”

[@simonsmith4134]

CiArAn TM 😂😂😂🇬🇧

[@jotarokujo608]

It's a good movie

[@stewartrorrison_7347]

init

[@zignyy7475]

He didn’t it’s exactly like that but ok

[@scoopyman5831]

And a bit of the inbetweeners

[@BossBloxReal]

No one : Johnny: making g stars feel better ( g demz)

[@sy1gaming489]

brooklyn wilde lmfao

[@sakib7624]

brooklyn wilde broskigstar

[@fuze9337]

That's the spirit broski famalam g demz

[@Footloosekicks]

Appreciation to Johnny for uploading as he’s shared how things are tough for him in recent times and how KZbin does put a strain on him mentally ! 🙏 Big up Johnny for driving through and producing top content as always💯

[@Footloosekicks]

Also Johnny if you see this take time off your mental well being and own comfort is far more important

[@fazeharrisone4238]

Gg

[@OfficialThugzMusic]

The NDL send our regards.

[@douglasduplessis9020]

Tru dat

[@speechesfrommohamedhoblos2443]

niko defence leausge

[@Power-so5ti]

Niko ominala

[@sg3w437]

Ndl?

[@faisalabedin3059]

@@sg3w437 nico defence league

[@Fear26660]

Their always calling cousins, older brother’s or uncle’s 🤣😂

[@oliverkeating8076]

"nickin dust caps off a rolls royce" 😂😂

[@ryleyandcobyteav9374]

Johnny needs 1 mill before quarantine is over come on let’s help him out

[@tyroniosbartholomewjuniort9784]

True

[@Football-ys9di]

“Be careful Dave he’s getting aggressive I’d call the police if I was you” then instigators are the biggest pricks 😂😂 Legend

[@zamora703]

Yo

[@ichbinkai4794]

It’s just annoying how you haven’t got 1 million + subscribers. and I mean that we need to get him to 1m before the end of quarantine

[@paperboykg]

frog manz alie

[@dre-oj1998]

frog manz he will soon

[@thetruesquad5059]

he does youtube just hasn't updated yet

[@MiniMahoneyYT]

i was just thinking “where he gone”

[@MiniMahoneyYT]

BM16 i do but uno

[@lewysgurner259]

Me: Board AF About to lose my mind Johnny Carey:Allow me to introduce myself Me:The chosen one has arrived...

[@cedwards1912]

*bored ffs

[@gceyrydturg6324]

Lewinater 27 lol but true

[@blick80spxz]

clementedwards1 ikr

[@Waseemmmm]

This comment is so cringy like why

[@II-Aqua-II]

@@Waseemmmm *_Ikr, cringy comments like these always get many likes..._*

[@danielboy5174]

Johnny is the only guy that could have a lengthy break and then come back with a banger love the content keep up the good work and try not to get down people look up to you and your quality videos

[@akued7910]

daniel boy true

[@blick80spxz]

daniel boy true

[@tomscho_6639]

No one: Johnny: Making everyone’s quarantine better

[@ThatGuy-er5yt]

Tom u copy and paste that off every video don’t u

[@sy1gaming489]

Gordon Ramsay init like tf

[@sy1gaming489]

Anonymous ? Hah ikr

[@KayKapone1]

Adam Davison relax yourself.... *mug*

[@breadhead774]

Types of kids in detention Like so he can see

[@shush4100]

He's done that already

[@Bellawtby]

14:55

[@10ksubsswithnovids]

cameron bathie there comment was 3 months ago go neek

[@shush4100]

@@10ksubsswithnovids he did that video before that neek

[@tomy4071]

Do u even know what neek means

[@zexuliq5089]

In my Tesco’s there is a shopkeeper who goes around the shop and holds kids hands.

[@Mia-op7wz]

excuse me? 😂

[@unicornhoney9616]

😂😂🤣🤣 jeez

[@shadiee928]

@SuperJam Tesco is in uk

[@jokerkxng6305]

@@shadiee928 he means the address or the city

[@nyxoy3103]

Thats a bit dodgy ngl lmao

[@siesaw1]

Stay strong bro, you deserved the break. Have as many as you want, mental health is really important

[@Thetopwaffler]

not_Void what happened to him

[@abdulbutt1162]

Courty1965 F i think his girlfriend left him

[@alfie.1512]

Abdul Butt stop bro just let him keep it to himself

[@siesaw1]

@@Thetopwafflersomething he doesn't want to tell us, which I respect. Love Johnny, but sometimes you just gotta take a break.

[@ucheigwe6645]

I’m so happy Johnny is back I was dying without his amazing videos

[@billywright5953]

Types of people during lunch/break time The people who read The people who cut the que The people who fight The neeky big group of boys The noncey teacher

[@igotsunshineinabag]

Im the one who always read a few times I missed lunch bc I've lost me self in a book

[@woodifferent5219]

As soon as he said young girls I just knew what is coming 😂😂😂

[@ismailbayoko402]

Types of nonces 😂😂😂 there was a how to be a nonce but never types of nonces😅😅😅 like so Johnny can see

[@rsantos1440]

He has

[@Silly13demo]

Has he?

[@roryporter810]

Rico Santos no he hasn’t

[@ismailbayoko402]

Rico Santos check Johnny's channel ur not gonna find types of nonces

[@rsantos1440]

Ismail Bayoko it’s how to be a nonce forgot what it was called

[@kingfjj]

Hope you are ok johnny dont let these hard times break you down

[@karam9354]

king fjj2000 whats wrong with him

[@sen3475]

Break*

[@blick80spxz]

karam Toor he$ $1ck

[@karam9354]

Ü looks like Something wdym sick whats his sickness

[@blick80spxz]

Honestly idk 😐

[@Blooeyy]

So glad Johnny's back :)

[@ltanz3118]

LittleLouis Subscribe to me I do rap\grime I’m from Birmingham 16 years old

[@mrman4398]

LTanz fuck off

[@mattland9729]

LTanz self promoting prick

[@jamesmonty1628]

it’s good to see you back your so strong don’t worry if u need to take time out we’re always going to be here

[@jedii6x252]

hey johnny if you ever need time off just take it you don’t need to give us a reason why just go if you want ❤️👊👊 #KezzaArmy

[@alexanderhanso]

Big man divok

[@tayyrico]

The profile pic is hurting me I'm a spurs fan😭😂

[@alexanderhanso]

@@tayyrico I'm so sorry

[@generalgrievous4814]

Alexander Hansford u mean big man kovid and u a fan of noashnoah

[@alexanderhanso]

@@generalgrievous4814 ye a bit are u

[@Callum.Glanville]

Been amazing to see you grow over the years mate. You have always been so motivated which has blown my mind as for years youve been consistent. Keep smashing the videos x

[@cchwtrailriders8438]

U don’t need to upload every week mate ur England’s best KZbinr

[@UptwnJS]

@Jxy HvH nah jc

[@zooman6316]

So true

[@whateverittakes5572]

@Jxy HvH tgfbro have realised the success of This Country and are trying (and failing) to replicate their style of comedy which is pretty scummy that they can't even be original. The best UK KZbinr is obviously Callum's Corner.

[@madtrickster7933]

I say ksi first sdmn then jhon

[@doingzombieland6010]

Whatever It Takes this ain't original

[@S_Sav]

Underrated legend hope you feel better mate🙌🏼

[@neivevanemmenis488]

Yo isn’t it dead weird that all the characters in his skits look exactly like Johnny😂😱🤯. Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes 😂❤️

[@warren6436]

Yh I wonder why??😂😂

[@contentdeleted3876]

Ano man it’s mad

[@seamuscurtin]

Ya ino

[@drobviouslol]

They all look like him, he must have so many twins

[@dylpars0]

BRO I NEVER REALISED

[@calzer77]

The most underrated youtuber out straight

[@kaylaslife656]

Calum Brady agreed

[@freyadaisy9026]

True

[@antcontos5188]

Hope you’re alright love the vids keep the up good work 💪🏻❤️

[@shayshayx_kiz.xlu_m3x772]

I love it when Johnny gets pissed ❤️😂

[@ThrowbackGames_]

*”I’m just giving him a talk! Eh eh...”*

[@Joel-we5kd]

3:07 was that an inbetweeners reference 😂

[@wheretfisufo]

I remember that episode. It was Will's birthday

[@washy9997]

It was the bunk off episode

[@jamiemcguire2610]

Match personality types to certain things eg: trims, fashion, area people live that sorter stuff

[@sxmbrks7367]

Btec Joe weller

[@oldaccount.8778]

Honestly take as long as you need Also I would never leave your channel It’s way to good thanks for uploading

[@callan3529]

Ye nice 1

[@Infiniteedits247]

It’s fine, don’t apologise, take as long as you need!😂😂

[@J36633]

What happened

[@jabberdoesedits3366]

hard-core gooner idk

[@Owdriger2017]

We need different types of entitled parents johnny!!!

[@jamescroft8297]

Trueeee

[@guy2655]

Theres not enough different types tho

[@Owdriger2017]

@@guy2655 there is: .The one that loves calling the manager .the one that always say says my child needs its more than u do .and the best one, the nonce

[@rm9694]

Hope he’s not depressed stay strong Johnny

[@maxjones5298]

3:22 love the inbetweeners reference

[@sunpi]

This thumbnail triggered me.. that shopkeeper smile.

[@kylefrapple926]

Yo let's get Johnny to 1 million subscribers before the end off lockdown

[@danialali6176]

YEAR 7 FIGHTS VS 11 FIGHTS Like so Johnny can see 👇👇👇

[@shush1558]

Danial Ali yes

[@idrisahmed5094]

He’s done it

[@liamhorn3030]

Danial Ali it’s been done

[@danialali6176]

@@idrisahmed5094 it hasn't

[@idrisahmed5094]

Danial Ali look it up on his channel

[@TheArcfamilypets]

Glad to have you back stay strong brother

[@d77n92]

Sees Johnny carey video Me:clicks within 10 seconds

[@magswalsh9809]

Reletable

[@d77n92]

@@magswalsh9809 Ik I got the YT notification halfway through the video

[@jontydonald8990]

Mags Walsh 🤣🤣

[@em8568]

D77N how about clicking instantly?

[@d77n92]

@@em8568 I would've I refreshed at 7 and it came up as 5 seconds ago

[@chazp7560]

Hope u r okay make sure u just try and stay happy and keep making quality content

[@firerejack1121]

Hope ur alright broski g star, all your supporters are here for u brodem

[@olliebeckett1683]

Been watching u since your ranting vids and been a big fan for years keep grinding g

[@nirmalarajen5061]

Bro this I can actually relate to. My dad is a shop keeper and these Y7 wannabe roadmen came into the shop and took energy drinks and crisps and as they were running away the police showed up and their parents had to pay back for the shops damage 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@howpow8763]

I can automatically tell you’re not lying because looks at your name! Your dad is called like rakesh or sometin

[@sandroswrld]

How Pow I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@euangribbin8020]

How Pow bro

[@nirmalarajen5061]

How Pow that’s offensive but true 😂

[@cezzzza7326]

It just didnt happen tho did it mate

[@bartekmacu937]

Who clicked on the vid 2 seconds after he posted it

[@sohan5537]

Me

[@tryingservant8655]

6:19 lmaoo Johnny Mandem do more like this

[@jim47026]

Head up Johnny lad u av dis whole fanbase behind u and we wish u all the support cos ur having a hard time at the moment

[@riyboss_yt4788]

U forgot about the guy whos just pure nice nd gives u a caramel freddo

[@calflood9661]

I don't let my personal life mix with KZbin Johnny:tells us about how he lost his virginity

[@SCP-ou3ke]

Cal Flood 😂😂😂

[@jamie-leighsidle]

Cal flood so true

[@jamesladley1677]

It's funny and all that but I wonder if he broke up with is gf

[@jamie-leighsidle]

@@jamesladley1677 that's wht came to my mind

[@jamesladley1677]

@@jamie-leighsidle it's weird tho innit cuz I cant see johney and her arguing

[@__charliefoster9859]

Much respect Johnny, personal problems and you still manage to entertain us. I'll always view your videos, they're amazing!

[@bm1x718]

'My old mans been to jail twice! Once for claiming benefits falsely, and the other for nicking hubcaps off a Rolls Royce" HAHAHHAHA

[@ThatGuy-er5yt]

I’ve been looking forward to this day for the longest time

[@YEET-uy7oz]

r u real gordon

[@xxbeatuupzz]

I laughed so hard at the twist at the end 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mist3151]

Hope you're okay now Johnny! Great to see you back! Stay strong broski!

[@m.fisher8620]

I absolutely love the pervey character you play it so well and everyone has that creeper in their life

[@andrewwhite659]

To the 1% of people who see this. You are amazing. Have a great day. Stay safe through these tough times

[@tuxx0656]

You too!!

[@dxt2804]

Thank you very much! You too!

[@flxkzzfn4608]

U too god bless

[@yn_vxx]

Wooooooooooo yea!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

[@liamcollins8106]

#like bait

[@nathanninja3655]

Hey bro,really glad your back to work.I was worrying about you when you weren’t uploading but you no what it is what it is so I hope your doing ok 👌 Also don’t let these hard times brake you down your an amazing KZbin and do great content.Keep it up bro

[@FBI-wc9ok]

Nathan Ninja no you weren’t

[@kieranrbyt4142]

@@FBI-wc9ok shut up u twat

[@_-trippie3776]

@@kieranrbyt4142 😁

[@joesando1603]

Nathan Ninja my g

[@owenwade3639]

Hey Johnny carey types of people on rides the scared one the one who throws up on you the nonce who is looking at kids the one who is really loud

[@Woowie5542]

Remember to take a break when you always need to sometimes you have to because so life gets overwhelming 💞 mental health is more important than your weekly KZbin uploads

[@R-Stories101]

True

[@complexity_YT]

this guy makes everything so extra 😂

[@marleyreid9475]

Comment Section 44% suggestions for videos 1% these 5% hate comments 50% hope you get well soon or something

[@joeskillzz3668]

True

[@mfuller_1030]

Never seen a hate comment tbh

[@chilizhyper7155]

is he okay?

[@alehlete830]

@@chilizhyper7155 u dumb

[@hippopotamusnipples5920]

Make an E

[@llucysphone2265]

Guess who's back back again Johnny's back tell a friend before he's gone again

[@vanhouten1853]

Radical You don’t know why he was gone

[@llucysphone2265]

@@vanhouten1853 ik but I'm trying to lighten up the mood ya know

[@evolving4124]

Has anyone realised he beeps out swear words now

[@ethancheung8559]

Evolving hell get demonetised probably

[@flakkzon60fps24]

Ruined the video

[@rahatchowdhury8669]

0:36

[@sonmon9733]

The shop keepers who stare at you make you want to steal cause they take the piss.

[@Jellerby04]

bro even though we don’t know what’s going on in ur personal life we’re 100% here for you and always supporting you🙏❤️

[@Owen-cn4hl]

Big up Johnny back stronger 💪

[@kanefrench3160]

Been watching you for years now you never fail to make me laugh, keep going 🌟

[@sitdown8170]

The final one is my fucking entire life and i just don’t know why. Even when i was 12, 13, 14 it never fucking ends.

[@charlienew4554]

The photoshop for the thumbnail is splendid

[@tomscho_6639]

When you’re so early that you get the video notification halfway through watching the video😂

[@BritishGtag1233]

shop keeper:let's go in the backroom..... also shop keeper:THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

[@tiernanmclaughlin3447]

Keep your head up Johnny your an inspiration to your viewers

[@lawz8128]

Your vids make my day always here bud 💜💜

[@harveyedwards8066]

1= types of people at Nandos? 2=things we’ve all done on holiday 3=types of people at the airport. Johnny hope u feel better soon bruv the vid was sick

[@hbrownn_5530]

best KZbinr out there, so underrated and think positive love bro

[@dhdhsgzshshsvsb6547]

Did he break up with his girlfriend

[@zali290778]

Apparently yes but I don't know

[@6ixxMedia]

Dhdhsgz Shshsvsb yeah

[@ktie4371]

Omg I never thought that would happen

[@zigzagnemesist5074]

How do you guys know

[@ryanmcm0699]

lighterbeam where

[@Clickgaming123]

When he said hey that’s not nice I literally almost cried for some reason I felt so bad for him

[@dannyhopkins4104]

Big up Jonny, don’t worry about us right now, clear your head bro, we will always be hear bro

[@avfc_d.p.c2146]

Grammar sucks

[@tvlogs61]

cmon johnny stay strong and we appreciate you still being able to make bangers for us

[@owenwade3639]

Yay I'm so excited I love your channel get Johnny carey 1M subs

[@Steve-sf1cw]

The NDL send our regards... not about that stupid prank, but about your personal struggles. Whatever you're going through, nobody deserves to struggle with something that deteriorates their mental health to the point where they find it hard to continue doing what they love. Stay strong Johnny, and please keep making videos for us. Cheers :)

[@tristanthomas5006]

Next time the nonce is on, can the guy say "I'm not gay". The Nonce: Accuses him of a homophobe.

[@yourmum6556]

Good idea

[@tmaytum5855]

Inbertweeners 😂

[@hydro_safc5814]

Types of strangers The polite one The nonce The roadman The neek The silent one

[@em8568]

I’m not even gonna comment “first” or owt like that, I’m just here to watch our boy Johnny’s entertaining content. Hope you’re alright bro, glad to see you back on the grind 💯x

[@frenchy7103]

yes mate you from ncl

[@jensenmoorhouse6409]

I’m his brother btw

[@28Skillz]

@@jensenmoorhouse6409 😂

[@fuze9337]

Johnny Carey is literlly a legend y tf is his channel not on like 10M ❌🧢

[@goneghosted2663]

Because he does old style videos, hes good at what he does but its not the type of content that gains subs

[@fuze9337]

@@goneghosted2663 true but still hes a legend

[@vtryss178]

Not even 1 mil

[@cg4604]

zyro Jc no only deserves 1mil