UK COLLEGE Expectation VS Reality

[@YouTube]

Everyone knows a Steven 🤪

[@SaifurRahman-oe2pc]

@Adam CHAUDHARY your hard

[@vrozim2660]

KZbin!!!

[@kena4629]

Whyd I have to scroll so far to see KZbin commenting on only 10 likes

[@reflex9991]

I shouldn't have commented on this because my notifs will bomb

[@fryhyh]

Ayo youtube bless me in the algorithm

[@TheGeniusOfJoe]

Teachers in year 11 be like- “if your late even once you’ll get kicked out” then realise attendance isn’t even mandatory😭

[@joethevlogger3742]

True

[@ryanscottadair7236]

True

[@EnvyEUK]

True

[@BigDrizzle99]

True

[@halfaspolish]

True

[@Black_Grimace]

let’s bring back road men vs football hooligans

[@djpanda3014]

Yesss

[@Noahhh-fe7ne]

69th like daddy

[@bmgb09]

yess

[@leoelliott9147]

Yess

[@Black_Grimace]

@@Noahhh-fe7ne yes daddy

[@blick80spxz]

im pretty sure that the amount of johnnys videos ive watched i could easily navigate myself through his house 😂

[@manu-nz7vc]

yeah word i bet some neek has recreated his house on a vr headset or smt from clips of his videos

[@yowcharvas6708]

Haha facts

[@mylesfishyyy7764]

@@manu-nz7vc calling someone a neek would say like it’s 2021 when u posted this like cmn💀

[@jordanharker5287]

@@mylesfishyyy7764 man can’t call anyone a meek when you replied to a comment a year late, talking about him been late but your later

[@joelsalmon8652]

Same😂

[@AdamW-eo2yq]

The strict teacher expectation is halfway true in sixth form though 💀

[@Beyondultragaming]

It is yeah some are strict but most of them are layed back

[@noahkhimasia6437]

This was a banger. Johnny Carey is one of the best KZbinrs

[@SUBSCRIBETOiTSMYSTXFY]

👍

[@SimpleDevotion.]

Mums life

[@Seventhkrish]

so trueeeee 🤝👍😄

[@louwmars4873]

He is the best KZbinr

[@renatabielinska3349]

Starting colly next month this was needed 😂

[@benjamintate6443]

The legend has returned been waiting for ages. Actually I’m going to college in September so this is funny and relatable.

[@aaronwatkinshall3233]

Honestly same

[@nibbigger5103]

Me too. I was expecting to stay at my school for sixth form but yeh going college is gonna be something new for me

[@joethevlogger3742]

Where are you going?

[@unknownuser608]

How is it relatable if you've not been College yet?

[@Ryan-fk6wh]

The 1st year of college is good but second year you got to try so hard

[@Swiftalarm_]

I haven’t even watched this yet and i can just tell it’s gonna be a banger #KezzaArmy

[@Zd006]

Same bro

[@bigboybilly8316]

same bro

[@ITSLEWIS555]

Same

[@SUBSCRIBETOiTSMYSTXFY]

same

[@alexgibson3085]

same bro

[@noahkhimasia6437]

12:27 had me dying!! 🤣😂 ‘The geek’ is one of Johnny’s best characters.

[@Inst1nct203]

Word😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zyclo]

I hope that whoever found this comment stays safe, healthy and financially blessed in these hard times ❤️

[@Aaron-uz4dw]

stop spamming this under every video. no one loves you and doing this won’t help.

[@letsgodraco]

@Blue_goose4 no you’re not from a comment

[@shadowcobra69]

@@letsgodraco thats the point you neek

[@Noahhh-fe7ne]

Didnt ask

[@letsgodraco]

@@shadowcobra69 shut up neeko

[@wackywolf0075]

This is al so true college is a massive let down but well happy Johnny is back with the banging Videos again been missing them 👍

[@babatunde8903]

Fucking hell dont say that I start in 2 weeks 😂

[@wackywolf0075]

@@babatunde8903 don’t worry bro aslong as you ain’t a Steven you’ll be fine

[@babatunde8903]

@@wackywolf0075 nah mate I'm on a mechanics course so it's almost guaranteed to be a sausage fest 😂

[@wackywolf0075]

@@babatunde8903 damn bro your stuck with the sausages there have to make the most of your breaks

[@babatunde8903]

@@wackywolf0075 nah I'll already work at jd so my shifts will be in between college

[@au42781]

Finally just been watching your old videos like a 100 times

[@BigDrizzle99]

I called my teacher ‘sir’ and he started laughing at me

[@LanguageBLOX1_Alt]

unfairl youve done that your whole life tf

[@Swelzy]

When you said you only chatted to one person at college I can acc relate so much, I thought it was just me that dont get on with anyone ahaha

[@Thomas-sx9pl]

lool same bro none of my secondary friends come to mine and my school friends are ok but i've just learnt to be alone

[@Sco16161]

I chatted to literally nobody🤣🤣 I had zero friends in college

[@martinmi7842]

@@Sco16161 same here mate

[@Nav20755]

I have 2 friends in highschool😂😂

[@Thomas-sx9pl]

@@Sco16161 word hardly count then as friends tbh just people who are calm with me

[@user-bg4uc3zw2n]

8:49 love this new charachterrr 😂😭

[@MTSpears]

This either improved my hopes for uni or decreased them and I don’t even know which one 🤣

[@lukegrimes3110]

The uni social life is much better than college, personally I haven't been to uni but my friends who have gone have enjoyed it a lot.

[@nicolevincent5680]

Walking into the canteen and EVERYONE staring at you 🤣🤣

[@JRLew.]

I find myself constantly clicking on your videos straight away all the time 😂😂 the very best it gets ❤️👏🏻

[@Mallo2477]

Fr

[@sebvettel5]

1:50 this is exactly what my friend did between year 6 and 7 He went from scared to shout at someone to being like a full on road man over the summer holiday

[@Videomaker-pz4xm]

That's weird

[@sebvettel5]

@@Videomaker-pz4xm I know

[@Putri-nl2gg]

College was the opposite on the first one for me I went from loud in school to quiet in college didn’t want to have a load of mates anymore more mates more problems

[@minii3768]

same here bro

[@terminator672]

sort of similar, i would try to make friends in secondary but when i got to college i was fine keeping myself to myself and having acquaintances rather than friends or enemies

[@daniellinder3721]

Do high school expectations Vs reality Or day in the life of a football hooligan Or day in the life of a year 11 school girl Or day in the life of a nitty

[@alpmonarchy8374]

bruhhh johnny your acting skills are quite genius to say the least not many people can put togethere these scense by themselves and act it out by themselves, salute to you broski

[@bazza8756]

6:57 "do I look like a prick" 😂😂😂

[@ethangimbrere2242]

This is the most accurate thing 🤣 college was too doss, took it for granted 100%

[@GhostlyGeo]

Johnny boy back with another banger

[@spiritousgames]

Luckily my College Class actually was full of great people, well it started with with weirdos but they dropped out, literally only like 7 of us in the whole course and one was actually one of my Friends from before college, so good times and cant wait to go back in september.

[@j_8903]

This video is so on point with college istg

[@_levirice]

3:47 everyones experienced this stare then laugh with someone else in school before 😭😭funniest shit

[@creedmoose8275]

I get the feeling the guy with the tie on his head is gonna be a new classic character

[@Tuityfruity799]

This is why Johnny is my favourite KZbinr

[@zachsmart9928]

Every time I hear the intro I just get lockdown nostalgia as I just watched u for hours while doing homeschooling. 😂

[@KEFIZ]

missed these skits so much glad to have them back johnny :)

[@mrhotdogman_6738]

Pls do these more often I enjoy them sooo much you funny as the best thing is rightttttttttttt

[@boii6569]

He finally did it i been waitimg for this

[@clenchxd1702]

Johnny keep up the good work kan and thanks for entertaining over a million ppl

[@thestrawberrynb]

gassed for this one 🙌

[@nickwobble3890]

First year of college for me, music aswell teachers don't give a shit I love it

[@tylerjohns4155]

actually a banger i can’t lie 🔥🔥🔥

[@breadpebbles2603]

The people who disliked this video study for a covid test

[@adzkebabz7278]

17 complete loners.

[@shehdhhssbrnehebebsb8000]

@@adzkebabz7278 18*

[@byronthompson2708]

Dead

[@Irish8479]

Nah bro they just find this shit cringe af (which it is) I'm just able to bare this

[@JamesWegrzyn]

Nah, it’s just a shitty video. That’s all. Climb out of his ass, he isn’t gonna shag you, mate.

[@elliesmith9670]

The headbutt😂😂😂😂 your acting skills are class

[@mosthated1640]

Skits A day in a life of the G dems A day in a life of a nitty If a British kid went to school in America If a roadman worked a 9 to 5 Types of gang members when caught lacking Non Skits / real life videos Pranking and beefing people on Yubo Exploring abandoned houses Reaction Videos

[@calum6931]

Ye these bang

[@kena4629]

I thought he did if a British kid went to school in America

[@mosthated1640]

@@calum6931 Trus me G

[@mosthated1640]

@@kena4629 Nah he did if an American came to a British school

[@mikwinner_beats]

@@kena4629 he just did 3 days ago

[@ugotclapped_ez6283]

Love these he’s back

[@SirJeramiahT]

Another banger from Johnny 🔥🔥

[@y.mstizzy9179]

These are the truest things ever. The one about ppl rebranding themselves and being late then the teacher arrives like 10 mins late, that’s literally my chemistry teacher

[@y.mstizzy9179]

Nahhhhhh that one about the girls as well thinking you’re getting all the gyal and they turn out to be dead. I hate the ppl at my college lol

[@y.mstizzy9179]

Ppl r too worried about reputation

[@jensenyarwood6530]

Yh full of melts this place mate bang on with this video keep it up brother 👍

[@clxwns69]

12:40 johnny looks like h is about to laugh cry and punch the geek

[@Backwheel_cp]

Johnny is legit carrying England

[@astrofizzy1530]

Nah hes carrying the entire uk

[@WillMannay]

you know it's a good day when he uploads.

[@Ronnie-tw7ic]

come on can’t wait for this one🔥

[@wyattwilson5515]

Johnny Carey's Videos Slap Especially This One

[@sea_brawl6774]

No one gonna talk about some of the characters being muted😂😂 banger tho Johnny.

[@timmullett7958]

In my opinion ur the best youtuber out ur just too funny🤣and ur musics a banger aswell 💯💙

[@narc2.036]

can you do what you would do vs what you actually do as in calling teacher or bully out when in reality you just sit there imagining

[@Dusk44412]

Man much love to you bro your videos are🔥👊

[@rexthegeezer5654]

The teacher cockney accent is on point

[@billywilson348]

12:28 please please pleaaaasssse make this guy a character Johnny 😂

[@deshaun-]

Johnny back at it again with the great content keep it up 😁

[@2zombieslayers]

The goat is back

[@dylanoakley9114]

love these creative videos keep it up johnny

[@diamonddias924]

got a video suggestion. day in a life of a peaky blinder

[@gbart2devilish570]

2 weeks uno👀 glad you’re back bro❤️

[@tayobilton2625]

HILARIOUS 😂 I’m crying lol ❤️❤️😂😂 Great video 👍👍

[@x.rubylittle]

Johnny is gonna cheer up my summer

[@ahmedmakin7133]

when he said 'heaar my man' i died 💀

[@valetilidie1439]

Another quality vid Johnny man

[@bighoges9117]

14:32 mins made me laugh so hard 😂 😂

[@ciaranprendergast3746]

He’s back alright 🔥

[@j_8903]

Colly literally started me smoking 😂

[@tomebers8683]

I remember when I first went to college one of the teachers had a full bottle of vodka sitting on the desk in the staff room, probably explained why she never walked straight

[@xrecon18]

I swear this guy never fails to make me laugh! His videos are somewhat magical... he acts all on his own, and the stories he comes with is just on point. The teacher expectation made me laugh because that's similar to what I thought, but most of my teachers didn't give a shit about anyone. I had to chase them to mark my work and help me out on things, hence why i passed with all D*'s :)

[@elliehewitt187]

omg it got so annoying when i realised the bed isn’t in the middle of the triangle thing

[@Easternspotteralfie]

#kezzaArmy keep it up lad, fucking top quality

[@jamesplayz450]

When I was going up to yr 7 from primary, I thought the 2nd skit with the strict teacher, secondary was like that. After 3 days I realised they don't give a shit what u do

[@ExtremeNonstopWrestling]

This man just makes my day

[@shadowcobra69]

Did i need to know that.

[@ExtremeNonstopWrestling]

@@shadowcobra69 and did I ask for your opinion

[@shadowcobra69]

@@ExtremeNonstopWrestling i dint even state my opinion you neek

[@shadowcobra69]

@@ExtremeNonstopWrestling and liking your own comment is pathetic

[@ExtremeNonstopWrestling]

@@shadowcobra69 your the neek you play fortnite and I didn't even like my own comment

[@Beyondultragaming]

8:27 this has happened to me before were my teacher has turned up late and ive been a bit late and im still their before them 🤣

[@yxng_js2265]

If college is like this. Life would be somewhat stress free

[@terminator672]

it is, you only have to go in three times a week and you get away with being late

[@yxng_js2265]

@@terminator672 kumonnnn

[@immyrosexx7961]

Cant wait for this💕

[@cosmicbubble12]

I changed after leaving school. I get what you mean but I ended up becoming good mates with a guy in the ‘popular’ group at school. They’re my close group of mates now. I had mates at school but weren’t interested in what I was and then found people I was. Tbf being in my groups not helped the bod. Smoked shit loads of weed, md and coke lol

[@TheEeryTeacher]

bro just watching this video made my anxiety go up

[@theextremercdude8998]

@johnny Carey btw putting the voice to the side is slightly annoying but if you want to do that just do it a slight just a suggestion. Keep up the good work.

[@alfirv]

just know this is gonna be a banger 👊🏼

[@kyle3875]

Cause your trying struggling with ideas do types of dinner ladies, The old one that gets your food wrong The one that gives you barely anything One of your own choice

[@Reezy576]

this video is bangers for real, i,ve got one more year left of finishing secondary school and i,m on my way to collage after my exam test papers,

[@jippojp8814]

That’s how strict I imagine college to be

[@gloomiy]

No where near lmao

[@danwatson1788]

Watch this a month ago been colly 3 weeks now this video cant be more accurate on my mums 😭

[@simplyrealistc1232]

Started college in 2019 Finished in 2021 God the start feels so far away now

[@shadowcobra69]

Nice bro

[@Joe-xp2cf]

U saved me man had naink to watch then jump on KZbin and see new video by Johnny Carey and got gassed 🔥🔥

[@AM-xh6tl]

I need this for September

[@trindog5843]

My school teacher said college is so strict u get like expelled if your 1 second late in reality they do not give a shit

[@sheikhando4815]

I wonder what personality Johnny has in real life

[@georgecxrran3193]

yo ur so accurate with everything bro keep it up

[@bazza9698]

This is exactly what we needed

[@1edits7]

Johnny ur my favourite youtuber ,KZbin wouldn't b the same with out u

[@jackwestman1710]

Spread the gospel,Amen

[@duran1669]

Amen 🙏🏼

[@aylaaltinay8190]

Love the work you put in great work love those songs 😉 keep it up

[@johnkennedy8671]

Everyone when they realise there's no nonce

[@philipsinclair5575]

So sad how relatable some of this stuff is I hate college man.

[@benjamintate6443]

Video ideas: Types of barbers Types of dentists Types of chavs Day in the life of a chav Types of boxers Types of geezers If a British kid went to an American school Types of college students (UK) Types of university students Day in the life of a college student Day in the life of a university student Types of wrestlers University expectations vs reality Please like so Johnny can see Trying to help him as he is struggling with ideas PS I have previously commented on this video too in case u saw the other comment

[@ClitPizza]

Some good ideas

[@lwr2758]

I can't lie I don't think my teacher is gonna be a football hooligan

[@frizbee12]

still can't wait to go to college despite this vid tho lol