ARTHUR MORGAN'S FUNNIEST JOKES MONTAGE! Red Dead Redemption 2

[@Tyrannicon]

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[@davidpoa7775]

Also I love you Mo Dynamite!

[@yajjering]

Thats how the mafia works

[@privilegedwhiteguy9216]

Fuck you im not going back there role-playing ruined my life

[@ryanlally5941]

Tyrannicon so reddit?

[@understandingfun1260]

Tyrannicon furryamino

[@dylanarmstrong9328]

One of my personal favorites: Arthur: That's a nice animal you got there. Guy on Horse: Well thanks! Arthur: I was talking to the horse.

[@navyvet7138]

I thought John only said this because I have tried this with Arthur and he has never said this

[@margad0928]

Does arthur say that? Cuz i think only john says that

[@dylanarmstrong9328]

@@margad0928 Yup he says it. Idk how to trigger it, because I saw it in a video, but he definitely said it.

[@SpiderManpeterxxxparker]

John says that lol

[@kiyavas1879]

@nutflixx thanks

[@nayemrocks]

"Is this trolley going to tahiti?" I died.

[@VonArmagedda]

So did he

[@nayemrocks]

@@VonArmagedda lmao

[@korny3098]

Von Armagedda damn.

[@terrypennington2519]

@@VonArmagedda ...

[@deadly_actual]

I chocked drinking water when I heard that funny shit.

[@takeaholiday]

Sad detail that Hosea was one of the only people aside from John who genuinely laughed at Arthur’s dry humor.

[@THELORDOFMILK]

Sean definitely laughed at his joke but I feel like that’s just cause Sean was basically the clown of the gang. God Sean is so relatable 😂

[@ofaoilleachain]

@@THELORDOFMILK Seán is also Irish...it's literally our culture over here to take the mick out of people 😂

[@thevoicewithin9845]

​@fionn5602 Same here in Scotland my Irish brother! Taking the piss is an art form up this neck of the woods. Having a sense of humour is a requirement for survival! Shame the English didn't get the memo... Miserable bustards that they are 😂😂 (THIS IS A JOKE - just in case any of the "1-2 snowflake crew" see this comment...)

[@Danfrombackhome]

I would have always been laughing at his quips

[@MrHunterWiseman]

Arthur really was in his own world. No one appreciated his humor and wisdom.

[@Alex_goat-fn]

I know best video game character ever created in my opinion

[@cthulhufhtagn3210]

@@Alex_goat-fn fax

[@nadja9055]

@@Alex_goat-fn ofc

[@bena1289]

R.I.P Arthur

[@phoenix5516]

He was but I got his humor

[@willyframadhan]

Arthur: "that's a really kind face" Stranger: "thanks" Arthur: "a kind I like to punch"

[@320FL]

Man the combination dialogues in this game is amazing

[@baffled_hawk]

Ah yes, the classic greet, greet, ANTAGONIZE!!

[@parth3074]

John-that's a beautiful animal Stranger-thank you kindly John-I was talking to the horse I died😂

[@adifishman4857]

bacot

[@CLA82529]

@@320FL wait we can combine greet and antagonize???

[@thetinthdoctor]

My favourite: Javier: "Well, that could of gone smoother." Arthur: "That'll be on my gravestone."

[@Darkz92]

Craggsy's Creed time stamp pls

[@lsswappedcessna]

Rockstar needs to add an update that puts that on Arthur's gravestone.

[@blackstardragon_]

Craggsy's Creed Haha

[@amosburton1505]

Guy looking at broken crab trap, “Well only something huge could do this” Arthur: “that’s what she said”

[@lotharvazquez4593]

When did he say that?? Lmao

[@knusperstange_5653]

Last time i bullied everybody in the Camp Arthur said: "Careful everybody, Dutch is thinking again." I laughed so good XD

[@chrjst0per]

Rock me Falco i enjoyed that😂😂😂

[@jft2nd]

LMFAO

[@NoCrazyOverHere]

Careful people, dutch has a plan again.

[@ghost_ender8298]

My favourite was You actually gonna make a plan now , other than mangoes in tahiti ? Dutch legit knocked me out for that one

[@mymaingotbanned_not5816]

I got that once when he was reading a book.

[@thaniofficial]

"They, They got Micah in the sheriffs in Strawberry. There's talks of hanging him!" " *Here's Hoping!* " "ORTHUR"

[@colored433]

lol

[@thetinthdoctor]

"WHAT?"

[@blackstardragon_]

So that’s when he goes Pinkerton on us

[@user-vh1zg9rg6p]

ClubOfPeng and they call me the villain

[@thetinthdoctor]

Micah, you snake-y, evil BASTARD!!!!

[@redvice6210]

My favorite when Arthur catches a fish: “You sir, are a fish!”

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

i Roberto I can say it similarly to him.

[@ahmadabdelrazzag6802]

"I'm gonna use some cheese"

[@nief17xd10]

No thats john

[@aurelioiii5858]

@@nief17xd10 both say it

[@Wreck_RS]

Ahmad Abdelrazzag “Are you taking me back?”

[@thelifeofpewpew3290]

Arthur was actually so smart! He was quick witted, funny, could swim, was a philosopher could write very well and could draw really good!!

[@drake-rq9nn]

Ah yes arthur's 1 trump card on john he could swim

[@oimate6357]

@@drake-rq9nn and he could draw and he wasn’t just wise he was also intelligent And he had 2 hand guns and 2 back guns And he actually cared about his horses And his outfits where way better And he was physically stronger So yeah Arthur has a lot of trump cards over john

[@officerwalter8877]

There’s also the fact that not only can he draw well but he can also draw fast

[@oscarwang7227]

@@officerwalter8877 ikr can’t imagine Arthur taking the time to learn beyond sketching. In an alternate universe he’s probably a famous painter lmao

[@brucesnow7125]

He's ridiculously wise guy who has a tough exterior and acts dumb around everyone. Notice how Hosea actually knows that Arthur is way smarter than he lets on. Dutch though, he fully believes that Arthur is just a dumb brute. It just shows how Hosea is a great father figure to him, while Dutch doesn't even know him well.

[@feelyaalien3099]

"Even i know about Penelope and you and i've only been here for 10 minutes!" ~Arthur Morgan

[@k.o.dsquad7312]

Javier Escuella CHOUGH

[@Jamesamong007]

"Who is that?" "ARTHUR, YOU DUMBASS!!" Lmfao.

[@GigaDonk]

i like how dumb ass was something used in the 1890s.

[@Gtahackerpoison]

@@GigaDonk you know the actors and game is developed in 2018 .. so maybe it was not used back in the day...

[@zenith8417]

@@Gtahackerpoison I doubt it. Rockstar wouldn't let such a common phrase be in the game if it wasn't used around those times.

[@cosmicspacebub5978]

Lol when my Arthur first said it, he said it to bill which really fit for him 😂😂

[@islime3602]

@@Gtahackerpoison r/woooosh

[@lostuser1094]

Arthur has got to be the wittiest game protagonist, such a joy to play as.

[@kylecarter2068]

Nope sarcastic jerk from Fallout 4

[@Rathbone_fan_account]

**while looking at dinosaur remains** What, are they real?! gotta love my boah.

[@dankmeuplive1951]

Nathan Drake?

[@iAmTheFoeOfInhumans]

@@dankmeuplive1951 Yes and Arthur

[@dankmeuplive1951]

Han Solo yeah true

[@imsodone-1910]

"How you doing?" "I'm miserable." Felt that Arthur.

[@Erri_17]

As someone who is living in the north, having snow and cold and dark over half of the year really puts my mood to it

[@torianholt2752]

@@Erri_17 One man's hell I guess...I'd love to be in the cold dark of winter right now myself.

[@josuearielariasv.8041]

Humanity in a nutshell

[@jpfyt]

mood

[@cypherpunk7675]

"That's a mighty fine horse you got there." "That's kind of you to say." "How long have you been married?"

[@theknight7229]

Missed the best one: Micah in jail Micah:I used too look up to you Arthur... Arthur:...that’s your first mistake

[@arthurmorgan6752]

Micah’s got lumbago

[@thespectreacer1755]

Nah the best "let's hope it bites u first dutch

[@m_q802]

Nah the best one is on the last train robbery when the train doesn't stop on the station and Arthur tells everyone "Should I just... Sneak on now?"

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

@@thespectreacer1755 Its not a joke but i still found it funny how Dutch was "surely it takes more than a big prehistoric reptile to scare you" But then few moments later is like "i don't wanna know what just brushed against my leg. "

[@ThePucci]

Not funny, filosophical

[@MythicEnforcer]

"You must be nervous being this close to the water." I'm dead 😂

[@NoCrazyOverHere]

MythicEnforcer i read that as i said it

[@rehtric7166]

If your dead how did you type this

[@u.s.a3940]

@@rehtric7166 r/woooosh

[@u.s.a3940]

@xiax I can't believe PEWDIEPIE commented on my video😀 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q16QdZKBjqyhhNU

[@brittanydrye5426]

Somebody get John some waterwings

[@therealhokage2490]

Arthur to John: "Look who it is, father of the year!" John: "Oh shut up Arthur." Arthur: "Hey, why don't you go spend some time with Jack. You know, go out fishing or swimming or something? Oh that's right, you can't even swim!

[@nolisaguerra3277]

theres one too like "cant shoot cant swim what else cant you do?" which is hilarious

[@arthurmorgan2098]

Ha I remember. I remember.

[@x15tian]

Funny that jack can’t swim in rdr1

[@brokenprince6698]

@@x15tian like father like son

[@herberttheplant]

If i were john my reaction would be: how's your son?

[@enzoerwin3464]

Arthur talking to someone playing an instrument: “that’s sounds nice” The guy playing the instrument: “thank you” Arthur: “when it’s played right”

[@aresbastoni]

Arthur to John: "You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent." A day later... Arthur to John again: "Next time, let the wolves eat all your brain then you'll be a genius."

[@MrClauried]

Death by excessive salt.....

[@ricardoaviles9372]

JAJAJA 🤣

[@gerardwayseyelash]

One of my faves 🤣

[@chiglenda8449]

He call him wolfman😂

[@mrblackandwhite5104]

My favourite German: speaks German Arthur: how did someone come up with them words???

[@zachinhyrule2351]

German's

[@DividendenDome]

Ich verstehe das Problem nicht.

[@Chrislav7]

@@DividendenDome Exactly.

[@limitedoriginz6109]

VAMOS VAMOS

[@sspzd]

I’m sorry my friend I can barely speak English

[@Raven68524]

"I got a serious medical condition." "Yes. You are a compulsive liar!" My favorite lmfao!

[@JustSomeGuyWithAMug]

He has lumbago and its a slow and painfull death

[@ironcladstudios971]

@@JustSomeGuyWithAMug Ah yes.....lUmBaGo.

[@eugenesledge9580]

Uncle: It's now or never Arthur: Then it's never

[@torianholt2752]

@@eugenesledge9580 Uncle lived...to be a slob another day 😆

[@mrmeme9991]

@@JustSomeGuyWithAMug LuMbAgO

[@mistamemewide]

*_”DOES THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI?!”_*

[@christiancristof491]

That's probably the best one.

[@erezzecharia01]

*"I hope so"*

[@immrcontagious9096]

Lol

[@aeadpenci6809]

*MANGOS,TAHITI!*

[@ThePucci]

"I would have prefered Tahiti"

[@fleabaguette9699]

Arthur was such a good character. His wit, wisdom, and view of the world was such a good experience in the game. I loved even flipping through his journal just to read what he thought of the world and events happening.

[@landobrown186]

For sure.

[@kimoleia9979]

Yk it’s a good when it got you reading the optional journal entries

[@M1N1molo]

I love looking at his goofy sketches. They give him so much character. The stupid snapping turtle, the cutesy horse pictures, they just make him so so human

[@ex.c0]

Micah: You can Fight. But you can’t think Arthur: You can’t do either. *Triggerd noise* 4:34

[@harryturner767]

Missed the best one, on the last train robbery where it’s supposed to stop but doesn’t. ‘Should I just... sneak on now?’

[@alinpetrescu2309]

I think that one was my favourite XD

[@Thegamercom-se8hc]

Same here

[@codylauren]

I laughed at that and he throws his hands out like....be my guest haha

[@evancornell5820]

I think it was *sneak on now" ,but youre right. Even arthurs *shall we* gesture was a trip.

[@jacksongregory9487]

Harry Turner I honestly died when he said that shit

[@hanifairie]

I feel like John Marston got his sense of humor from Arthur. I loved his witty & sarcastic remarks in RDR1.

[@dinominate69]

I dont doubt that. Arthur was likr the big brother thats good at everything. Pretty sure john picked somethig from him 😂

[@moth-corpse]

Dude, Arthur turned John into the John we see in RDR1. If they had never met, he would still be dumb, immature and useless.

[@soykilosmoke477]

@@moth-corpse i mean not useless but the other ones I agree

[@mrs_chin]

Rip Van Winkle.

[@A_29886]

Arthur is just copy and pasted John rdr 1 personality

[@Ace-Intervention]

Arthur: “Does this trolley go to t A h I t I ?” Me: *_B o A h_*

[@arthurmorgan6998]

Tempest Ace What’chu sayin bout me boah?

[@arielhakmon915]

Shoah

[@haithem9309]

@@arthurmorgan6998 black lung you live in the clouds

[@HM4Hill]

*oUttA tHE dAMn wAy*

[@arthurmorgan4993]

U tryna square up *B o A h*

[@spaceiscool6685]

Your forgetting one Arthur: you look like a women I knew once Stanger: : ) Arthur: She was a good horse

[@MrClauried]

: ((((

[@nothet]

Bodicaea

[@elmatapacos7441]

idk,i would take it as a compliment,because horses are beautiful

[@elmatapacos7441]

Pirata RIP 1899-1899 best horse

[@mrdoe3469]

@@elmatapacos7441 may they giddy up into the golden hour

[@knueppelkrause]

8:43 However crappy the situation, Arthur always manages to crack a joke. Teaches you a lot about humour and coping.

[@joaovictorteixeira3294]

Theres another one when Arthur goes fishing with kieran. Kieran: "I saved you Arthur" Arthur:"And i save you every day i dont kill you"

[@harfast10]

Then the man skinny dipping swims past. So is this why you like to come here?

[@1Vain1]

@@harfast10 That one was so underrated

[@Doinstuffman]

Then if you antagonize the skinny Dipper: "why don't you get the hell outta here 'fore we hook that maggot a yours, and see what's REALLY bitin'!"

[@revenant2160]

@@Doinstuffman was it just me who killed him in my second play through and checked if rockstar made ALL tge details of the dipper

[@LukaTisus]

@@harfast10 My third playthrough I encountered the skinny dipper again, and he was still yapping about huge fish. I happened to go back to the spot where the legendary bluegill was and hooked out a friggin monster smallmouth bass!

[@Ghost_12144]

I love Arthur, without a doubt best rockstar protagonist

[@Fishy_1998yt]

KĪÑG Ł - I prefer Niko

[@funguy2380]

Carl Johnson????

[@girf4233]

John Marston

[@unknownymousbiatch9187]

CJ is the best

[@wolfbuoa6000]

Arthur kids

[@raekwonmatthews4347]

This Is why we Love Arthur he will be missed.

[@jowshiboi8964]

Why will be missed? He didn't die did He? (If he did not your fault but I only half way through

[@tarnished4502]

@@jowshiboi8964 don't watch anything related with rdr2 until finish the story

[@jowshiboi8964]

@@tarnished4502 K I will try I just don't get to go on it that much and I love it! (School and my mum doesn't let me much)

[@lodii7246]

@@jowshiboi8964 if your On good Honor You will Cry at the end son We all have

[@brodied.6230]

@@lodii7246 I only cried because of the horse not Arthur, but it was sad tho. I had the Kentucky Saddler from the very beginning of the game

[@bernardosantos8020]

I always crack up when Dutch says “Dear lord, a few more like her and we could take on the whole world” and Arthur replying “a few more like her and we wouldn’t have much of a world left”

[@dy8244]

Anyone heard Arthur softly laugh and say, “I don’t know why, I find this so entertaining.” While stealing from the Valentine Sheriff with high honor? That was one of my favorite moments.

[@bruh_lol4817]

When Arthur goes to heaven and sees Lenny “HAHA FOUND YA LENNY”

[@joelwilliams4111]

When I seen lenny die I cried

[@RileyAiC]

Thats a wholesome meme!

[@jaden495]

Best one yet

[@azuremorpho]

@@joelwilliams4111 yeah i did too. It was just so fast and the opposite of an epic death. He just ran into those guys and boom, dead.

[@Mamotraxer21]

Lenny mah boah!!!

[@quigongym5206]

Call me crazy but... I think aurthur wanted to go to Tahiti

[@greezymajor174]

_ Son of Pepe At First, But After He Learned He Sick He Wanted To Go Out West Like Armadillo Hoping To Beat The TB

[@JJOOKER]

@@greezymajor174 Even if he got there its would only ease the symptoms... not to mention that if someone take it they need to take the medicine in the first 6 months or they risk not be cured so yeah its way difficult then just rest in a dry place...

[@dutchvanderlinde513]

Yes, me too.

[@thepanman436]

He wanted to go to guarma

[@ecwfaithful]

@@greezymajor174 But then he would have Cholera to deal with

[@sebastiencote1477]

The house building theme in the background makes it a lot better

[@thejuiciestofallthehams8130]

Lumbago theme*

[@ihavenonameformygoogleacco3563]

@@thejuiciestofallthehams8130 lmao😂

[@itswaferrzz5782]

Sebastien Côté let's build a little house together

[@farthingrachel]

Mikkel Hammer it’s serious

[@factspeaker1]

How are you buck btw where is frost

[@GH0ST_76]

0:22 the most father son interaction between Arthur and dutch

[@YouTubeisgettingworse.]

If only there were more moments like that.

[@basketballadigonzalez5561]

My favorite is: “ I didn’t know I was talkin’ to a LADY.”

[@gerso3662]

Mine is: "And if needs be we can eat you, you're the fattest"

[@TheJanvicgwaps]

Can I turn myself in? Lmao at that one after learning hes got $5k to his head.

[@basketballadigonzalez5561]

@@TheJanvicgwaps $5,000 for your head alone

[@gjeraonyt1356]

You forgot my favorite Beau: Ive got secrets of my own Arthur: Are you secretly normal? Beau: What? Arthur: Never mind

[@abbyav91]

Mr. Ojinaga man that’s one of my favorites lines of Arthur 😂

[@joaquinperez4830]

He didn't put my favorite either, when you're doing the mission for the boat and the engineer is explaining everything, and you say, "...oh, it's a toy boat!"

[@gjeraonyt1356]

@@joaquinperez4830 "It is not a toy big nuts!"

[@Alicia24510]

I was waiting for this one! I'm glad I'm not the only one that really enjoyed that lol

[@sethsepulveda9728]

Mr. Ojinaga man R

[@MostDopeLarry]

Arthur: Because i will break everybone in your body . not one more damn word . Kieren:Okay Okay Arthur: Thats Two bones

[@tacosombrero1879]

Ironically I cracked a rib from laughing too hard.

[@zachinhyrule2351]

Im gonna say that on rdr2 online. Of course I'll be joking

[@big_t6471]

666 likes. Nice

[@TibiFit]

Pearson: I was stranded at sea for fifty days Arthur: And you unfortunatelly survived

[@MayzrsMinecraft]

A R T H U S

[@thatgingerbastard9154]

Ma Boah *A R T H U S*

[@negrura121302]

Umm theres an arthur but who's arthus

[@MayzrsMinecraft]

@@negrura121302 ITS 👏 A 👏 TYPO

[@negrura121302]

@@jackrothery7425 and arthur's spirit then gives him lumbago

[@thoughtsanddreams2555]

My favorite line that Arthur says when antagonizing Micah is "The hell kind of a name is Micah anyway"

[@Stormertheboy]

11:38 Lmaooo even when Arthur contracts a deadly disease he still has the decency to crack a joke

[@mvnyoongiix]

My favourites: Lenny: "They got Micah in the sheriff's in strawberry, there's talk of hanging him." Arthur: "Here's Hoping." Dutch: "ArTHuR" Beau: "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me." Arthur: "What secret?" Beau "I've got a secret of my own." Arthur: "Are you secretly normal?" Beau: "Excuse me?" Arthur: "Nevermind." Micah: "I used to look up to you Arthur.." Arthur: "That's your first mistake."

[@pepe648]

Arthur: I hear Tahitis nice hop on a train to saint Denis and go on a boat from there but avoid guarma Captain Monroe: where? Arthur: forget about it

[@andrewcontreras2668]

First mistake one is so underrated

[@MAEX25]

Arthur to John: „You may be the only man who gets half his brain eaten by wolfs and become more intelligent.“ 🤣🤣

[@mikegallant811]

Regarding Micah... Perhaps Professor Bell should have tried out his electric chair on Micah.

[@gisi5276]

Dutch saying his name like a true dad

[@mojo_joju]

"I WISH YOU STAYED AT SEA". "oh here we go". "WITH ALL THE OTHER WALRUSES". My favourite diss of Arthur and Pearson

[@DivingHawker]

Oh my freaking God, that one made me laugh non-stop for 2 minutes straight because Pearson actually kind of ressembles a walrus.

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@DivingHawker 💀💀💀

[@m_q802]

On the last train heist when the train was supposed to stop but didn't... Arthur: "Should I just... Sneak on now?"

[@OfficerBonBon]

8:17 I couldn't stop laughing when dutch said i heard that in that mission

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I don't get it

[@Z.O.1991]

​@@gerardwayseyelashBecause Dutch always has a "plan" that always causes someone to either get killed or wounded.

[@michellemoonburg4361]

2:57 “does this trolley go to Tahiti?” Omg I love it

[@elusivedesert8530]

I hope so!

[@detrogamus2619]

random pedestrian in my way *OUTTA THE DAMN WAY INTENSIFIES*

[@arthurmorgan6752]

YOU’RE ALRIGHT BOAH

[@MrSchplingle79]

Tries to get off of horse *I'M GONNA ENJOY ROBBING YOU INTENSIFIES*

[@codynonnemacher221]

Random woman looking at me *WHAT YOU LOOKING AT WOMAN INTENSITIES*

[@jasonvolkanov3123]

Tries to get on horse near a ped *CHOKING NOISES INTENSIFIES*

[@emingmann1400]

Fuck wagon drivers cause they killed my white Arabian today

[@chibbs1712]

I love that Arthur becomes significantly funnier once he contracts Tuberculosis, shows that he has an impenetrable sense of humour.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Or he just runs out of shits to give since he knows he's dying soon so he just removes the filter on his jokes.

[@oscarwang7227]

@@lucasmartinez5703 did he ever have a filter? I think the pipe just got wider.

[@Eviloops]

Micah: You can fight, but you can't think Arthur: You can't do either LMFAOOOO💀💀💀

[@JackGiblenSinger]

My favourite 😂

[@theamericanboah5435]

Well that’s actually true he can’t even beat a dying Arthur

[@theamericanboah5435]

Audrion Irks yeah especially after he help Archie in annesburg

[@Anakthemutantmassenjoyer]

@Audrion Irks you know he’s on another level when the man is barely breathing with the lung capacity of a sandwich bag and he’s knocking people out cold

[@ThePridePilot]

@@Automaticstudioss You fought a whole war just so you dont have to spell "favourite" with an U?

[@netmakeryt1950]

6:17 “does it pay well?” *uRghHrgg*

[@_Tomas_inooo]

Lmao XDD

[@Erri_17]

Don't forget the quarter

[@voidmaster4189]

Now that's what you call a GREAT character, enough humor enough vigor and badassery and enough compassion and kindness. congrats Rockstar, you did it again

[@mannyram9717]

“Fight this mob? They’ll eat me alive” 😂😂😂😂

[@jackrothery7425]

Thats my favourite

[@S117M4sterChief]

It’s true, no matter the era. Be it in the Stone Age, or today.

[@macdhomhnaill7721]

Wreav M'dama Only cause we let em!

[@rk_092neo]

That line was added to appease the real life SJWs.

[@geordiejones5618]

@@rk_092neo i fucking hate people like you and I'd see you all shot if i could.

[@trustworthytim4762]

I've got a joke. Dutch's plan.

[@bladeslad8434]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!? HE HAS A PLAN!!! YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH!!

[@shanestaley5644]

Have some GODDAMN FAITH!

[@lonelypancake5979]

Have some goddamned FAITH!

[@jackmarston7045]

@Dutch van der linde my dad had faith...

[@valleyrose8875]

There's no joke though...

[@madara992]

Charles: do you know what’s the greatest gift of life? Arthur: An Unguarded stagecoach?

[@DonCryOn]

He even tell jokes in his worst condition... Rest in peace arthur morgan✊

[@asylumskp4391]

Arthur is like the kid at school who keeps to himself but obliterates people with his jokes/roasts from time to time

[@increase9896]

Arthur Morgan is easily the best protagonist in any R* game

[@devilmanlg1500]

I'd say he is right behind Tommy Vercetti. But it's close.

[@Danny_drewthis]

devilmanlg1500 you stole my comment🤣🤣

[@arthurmorgan6752]

Thanks BOAH

[@A_29886]

John: hold my beer

[@rk_092neo]

@@devilmanlg1500 Arthur is way better than Vercetti and even CJ.

[@johnd.zephyr2531]

You didn't include Arthur's sick burn on those chicks? Random chick: Now is that anyway to talk to a lady? Arthur: Oh I didn't realize I was talking to a *lady* one of his meanest burns for no reason XD

[@parkerberry9701]

I got a good one Arthur: "If you don't mind me saying, you look very nice" Lady: "Thank you" Arthur: "If I close my eyes and think of something else!"

[@tommywisaeu9363]

this is a good one too Arthur: you know, you remind me of a girl I used to know.. Random woman: awh hehe Arthur: yeahhh I loved that horse

[@astronaut-n1c]

Arthur in the incest couple's house Women: you are hungry ain't ya Arthur : NAH, I THINK I JUST LOST MY APPETITE me: *oh shit* Women: ain't no crime in looking Me: *what ?*

[@jackrothery7425]

"IT IS MA'AM, SIR IT IS MA" AM" Arthur - "Oh, I didn't know i was talking to a lady!"

[@ike665]

@@tommywisaeu9363 my god best one

[@jvaughn1945]

He has so much more personality than John

[@brandonmitchell4046]

KryptonicMatter Rdr2 John is way better than Rdr1 John. Especially in the epilogue

[@colored433]

Maybe you think that because you saw another side of John when he was younger.

[@st8vie282]

John is sarcastic and sublimely witty in rdr a lot of his personality is hidden because hes a man on a mission and doesnt care

[@robertvt2709]

Thank you, @@brandonmitchell4046 !

[@ametx-iy1wp]

Brandon Mitchell Lol John is an idiot in Rd2 and really pales in comparison to Arthur, in rd1 he was a lot more cooler

[@henriquecabral4070]

8:30 i don't know why but i always laugh out loud when i hear that one

[@oimate6357]

You lol?

[@Joe-ml4qu]

Man this energy from Arthur feels so unintentionally charismatic and it’s so good😂

[@AngelM-ii2yl]

“I just want to see you meet your match when it comes to an ancient predator with a big mouth Dutch” Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@bestintheworld568]

Standing 5ft away from Micah after Micah threatens him: “I’ve seen you in action. From that range, you’d miss” When the train goes thundering past the gang in the final robbery: “Should I just...sneak on now?” Chuckling when Charles and Javier beat Micah up. On taking Lenny to rob the trolley station instead of Micah: “Depends if you want a robbery or a massacre.” When Arthur and John go to blow up the bridge, they go to light up cigarettes, both look at each other, then round at the coach full of dynamite and immediately put their cigarettes away. Edit: The lad from the Grays saying he has more “artistic” tendencies than his cousins and Arthur says “So that’s what they call it now...” Just played through to the balloon crash again... Sadie “Did you break your neck?” Arthur “I don’t think so” *Moves head* Arthur “Yes, maybe” Arthur “I knew a lady that looked a lot like you” Random lady “Thanks!” Arthur: “Yeeeaah I loved that horse...” Another one after Micah finds out Bills real name is Marion and Arthur hears: Arthur: “Hey there Mary!” Bill: “Shut up...” Arthur: “Sorry ma’am”

[@splattt8088]

bestintheworld568 I'm a dumbass, I thought Arthur and John threw the cigarettes away because of Arthur's tuberculosis

[@jacksongregory9487]

The last one though lmao

[@deadcunt9597]

When did Charles and Javier beat up Micah?

[@bestintheworld568]

Ajaax Javier punched him in the mouth and Charles launched him pretty much half way across camp.

[@qwertaychicken8265]

Don't forget the "Don't forget the quarter"

[@proxysheen3492]

Revenge is a fool's game -Arthur Morgan

[@Thegamercom-se8hc]

Sure - ARTHUR MORGAN

[@MrJH101]

A very true quote. Although, technically, that was Dutch’s quote that he was repeating when Dutch hadn’t lost his mind yet.

[@tristebalneario4950]

You sir are a fish -Arthur Morgan

[@Thegamercom-se8hc]

@@tristebalneario4950 that's john Marston you pissant

[@tristebalneario4950]

The gamer.com5012 OUTTA THE DAMN WAY-Black lung

[@chance2080]

No one: Arthur talking to john: ✨ W O L V E S ✨

[@housel9352]

I found one of my favorite Arthur quotes yesterday when I was doing that Valentine bounty job with the self proclaimed medicine man who falls into the river. I was bringing him back to Valentine and he said something along the lines of "I seem to have suffered from exposure, I keep blacking out". I had Arthur punch him, knocking him out, and Arthur delivers the legendary line "Strange, you really do seem to keep blacking out"

[@reggietjahjadi2722]

Arthur's is a God of sarcasm. RIP legend

[@arthurmorgan5136]

Im a legend

[@impoppyyy6143]

Legends never die

[@rainy_dayz272]

So is John marston he probably learned from arthur tbh

[@niceguy2568]

😭😭😭

[@impoppyyy6143]

@@rainy_dayz272 That's for sure . And Sadie And Charles are legends

[@srj.potatoe9104]

“Does this trolley go to Tahiti?” I laughed my ass of during gameplay and died

[@kib7045]

This is why John didn't say anything 'bout Arthur in Rdr1 lmao

[@bigguschung1616]

He mentions someone that sounds a lot like arthur to landon ricketts and the marshal, but never says his name

[@chewiebacca1869]

@@bigguschung1616 What does he say??

[@bigguschung1616]

@@chewiebacca1869 he says "now I know why some of the people I admired most in life had a problem with authority" or something like that. This could be referring to Hosea or Dutch too but he had a stronger bond with arthur especially torwards the end

[@judahbaggerman2294]

Beau: Iv'e got secrets of my own Arthur: *Are you secretly normal?* Beau: Excuse me Arthur: Nevermind

[@j.peters1222]

"You're my favorite parasite" LOL

[@EpicMrBlack6869]

Arthur: "Just thank your Uncle Dutch" Dutch: "I heard that" I died

[@Yevann3]

My favourite dialogue

[@borisborman_6936]

Arthur: "you must be nervous, being this close to the water. " John: "Oh, don't you start" This is the best trolling, because this bastard John Marston can't swim, and this is sucks!!!

[@johnmarston7323]

Hey don't chat shit about my boy John

[@franciscomacedo4667]

@@johnmarston7323 He ain't wrong tho

[@IvanIsYda_]

@@franciscomacedo4667 LMFAO😂😂

[@lucasmartinez5703]

It's funny because when you control John near a body of water, he actually kind of hyperventilates a little. It's hysterical the level of detail that was packed into this game.

[@IvanIsYda_]

@@lucasmartinez5703 yeah he does XD

[@angelserenade]

John: See Arthur? I ain't that dumb... Arthur: Next time let the wolves eat all your brain... then you'll be a genius. Dammit Arthur you savage beast. You'll always be missed

[@1stwonder788]

AlphaIkaros first brotherly moment

[@gabetaylor4757]

AlphaIkaros I read this at the same time it played

[@Megadeth7811]

Arthur: "You must be nervous, being this close to the water." I love that reference to RDR1.

[@wantedlynx1482]

I like when both Arthur and John absolutely roasts the shit out of uncle for having lumbago

[@insanity_rev]

9:20 I don't think any other videogame voiceline managed to represent my real life situation as well as this one.

[@zachinhyrule2351]

I said that at work, and my coworker said, Ain't we all?

[@MacenW]

Exactly me

[@amitr24242]

You forgot my favorite with Bill "giving" Arthur knives in "paying a Social Call something" mission... ARTHUR: " Next time when you want to give me something, give it to me, instead of hiding it in my bag, waiting for the opportunity to mention it..." BILL: " last goddam favor I'm gonna do for you " Something along those lines.

[@eazy___4032]

Ikr

[@teefeeteefee]

Or the one when the sheriff asked if they could handle dynamite and he said "anybody but him"

[@artcarrol9293]

im matt i think dutch is the one who said that

[@Livi2112]

@@artcarrol9293 No, it is Arthur who says it I remember Bill kept talking to him when they were walking away and asked him how long he was going to talk about that.

[@m.s.nicotdiinc.7645]

"Last goddamn favor I do ya"

[@gyrozeppeli1041]

Damn, I'm one funny feller!

[@Im_33_years_old]

Apparently

[@lil0of]

How's the cough?

[@saber311]

Still alive from tubercoilosis

[@RedDog57]

You keep saying that

[@gyrozeppeli1041]

@@RedDog57 it's true, John.

[@lorenzoterzi4341]

11:19 hosea's laugh is inspiring

[@benjaminwilson1804]

6:23 I've been wondering that too Arthur.

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

“Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chancellorpalpatine8937]

The foreshadowing

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

@@chancellorpalpatine8937 true

[@yaro42]

5000 dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?

[@zachinhyrule2351]

Here's a better one "$5000 dollars on my head? Hate to break it to you, my my head ain't for sale!"

[@quix7059]

How you doin Arthur: *I'm miserable* Why is Arthur a whole mood??

[@bapo2976]

Lenny: Arthur you awake? Arthur: I wanna die

[@Erichx14]

@@bapo2976 O'Driscoll: "Did I kill you?" Arthur: "Ohhh Not yet" *everyone laughs*

[@jakovraptavi634]

That is my favorite

[@quix7059]

@@bapo2976 *Mood*

[@quix7059]

@@bapo2976 My mood when it's Monday

[@ckeyser3231]

8:48 this is the harshest but also one of the best jokes Arthur has made

[@danl2136]

2:15 the banter between Arthur and Dutch in that mission is hilarious

[@carlosruiz2413]

Arthur's sarcasm is what makes it funny. Most of the time people who are trying to be funny laugh. Arthur just says it calmly and I'm laughing

[@Gunfighter150]

Arthur Morgan reminds me of my college professor and advisor. Except he spams the antagonize button with everyone even his bosses, coworkers, and students just get a laugh out himself and everyone else.

[@jasminecharlotta4230]

damn it feels good to watch something like this after all the sad and heartbreaking tributes

[@kanunize]

“And forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face.” *Later stabs his eye out in one of the endings*

[@tristandelhaye519]

"Does this trolley go to tahiti ?" Sill cracks me up to this day. I miss Arthur...

[@aduck9390]

Who kidnaps a god damn *ʙᴏᴀʜ* - Dutch Van Der Linde

[@martinprokop6485]

voan?

[@saimajamal9034]

@@martinprokop6485 lmfao thats what i thought

[@bigshaut1708]

What I really loved about Arthur is he made the best about any shitty situation. He knew most the time they were being tracked, hunted, wanted by the law, and at a war between other gangs. Yet, he always kept high spirits, always made the best out of a bad situation and was a complete jokester. Arthur is one of, if not, the best character Rockstar had ever created.

[@heyman910]

Me before buying red dead: “man I wanna be John Marston the whole game, why am I this guy...” Me after completing chapter 6: “Man I don’t wanna be John Marston!” 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@alalagigid6427]

it's even possible for rockstar to change our preferences if rdr3 ever comes out, like probably a prequel or even a sequel to the first game, then we'd be like "I don't wanna play as Arthur anymore, please let me play as this guy" shows how Rockstar never disappoints us with their storytelling

[@burnthetrolls5971]

"Driver Driver we're in the clear time to start this train again" "Damnit you did run" "Remind me to rob your trains mister" Thats why I love Arthur