ARTHUR MORGAN'S FUNNIEST JOKES PART 2! Red Dead Redemption 2

[@Tyrannicon]

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[@SpacialKatana]

"I ain't choppin' vegetables for a living !" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SamuelGlover]

Tyrannicon where do you find your music?

[@saeed1229]

11992

[@joseescobar2076]

.

[@dummykris9288]

4:40 that "thank you arthur" is so adorable! I love sadie 🥰

[@bobbyleglocks1992]

I like when Kieren takes Arthur fishing at a spot, and a naked guy swims by, Arthur says "is this why you like this spot" 😂😂😂😂

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@Bobby Schulte - Lol. Same here. xD

[@yahootheweirdo]

That was my favorite arthur joke lmao

[@pggaming2349]

Bobby Schulte 🤣🤣🤣

[@weebo113]

Bobby Schulte what time was that?

[@bobbyleglocks1992]

@@weebo113 the legendary fishing near the second camp. Talk to keirin to start the mission.

[@Planefan1000]

RIP ARTHUR MORGAN BORN 2/2/1863 - DIED 14/8/1899 AGE 36 YEARS *"WELL, THAT COULD'VE GONE SMOOTHER"*

[@johnypushka8540]

Oh shit! I have birthday 2 February!

[@Kirokill1]

Johny Pushka grata mate

[@prospect-criticalops6182]

Morgan Pollard no he died 1906-7

[@johnypushka8540]

@@prospect-criticalops6182 what? Did you played RDR 2?

[@Drake-ux4hw]

ForgottenNuke You clearly haven’t played the game you dumbass

[@cybercybex]

Still my favorite is "Does this trolley go to Tahiti!"

[@bb_arcadia5752]

Mine is during satie's first mission in Rhodes when she gets her new clothes and arthur goes "won't be long before you're smoking cigars and playing the harmonica"😂

[@thekursedone760]

Underrated for sure...

[@diosama]

Boah

[@gabrielsoria9182]

My favourite is there's always a goddamn train

[@nomadnick726]

Mines when Strauss gets grazed by a bullet & freaks out, John tries to roast him, and Arthur burns John good. Strauss-AAAAAH! John- it's just a scratch, shut up! Arthur- you should talk! We all heard you whine about a little knick from a wolf! 😂😂😭💀

[@unusualtrooper2926]

*when you’re on your second play through and you have to bust Micah out of jail* N O T H A N K S

[@wholelottalina777]

Mauser77 I’d rather get L U M B A G O

[@fish8101]

@anonymous oh yeah yeah commander L U M B A G O

[@demareewheeler639]

I'm on my third and it hurts just as bad.

[@emilepoirier5440]

Mauser77 i did the storie 7 times by now and still never wanted to get him out

[@ThePsiclone]

indeed, second time around he rotted in there until I had literally nothing else I could do, challenges, side quests, hunting for clothing and satchel pelts etc all done (so far as was possible). Hell I spent nearly a week just looking for a Bull Moose haha

[@GonkSmasher]

“Well, that couldve gone smoother” Arthur: That will be on my gravestone LOL!!!

[@bottomgear3686]

Madeon Soriano plot twist: not on his gravestone

[@MC-ls1up]

my favorite one lmao

[@chelseafc8126]

Only one I don't get (explain it please even if it kills the joke)

[@MC-ls1up]

whatever situation he got into that caused him to die could have gone alot smoother by obviously not dying. which is why he said it will be on his gravestone. it was pretty funny how he said it lol

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

They should have actually put it on his grave

[@Juicar]

6:50 Imagine just walking down a path and Arthur Morgan jumps out of a bush and insults you

[@singingcat02]

Underratec comment 😂

[@dio9192]

Arthur: “I cast vicious mockery” Me: “At least I didn’t die of tuberculosis” Arthur: *takes d20/50 vicious mockery damage*

[@zachthomasr7193]

Pearson: when I was in the navy we were stranded at sea for 50 days... Arthur: And you unfortunately survived

[@carter_RU]

Zach T Arthur was stranded on Guarma

[@carter_RU]

And so was the gang

[@noitsnot239]

@@carter_RU not for 50 days

[@carter_RU]

Creative Warhawk For 2 days actually they could’ve been stranded for 50 days if that man didn’t help them

[@noitsnot239]

@@carter_RU And they woulda been dead

[@mo0nchild057]

4:39 how softly he said "boss" 😣😂😂

[@black07panth3rr9]

What about the delivery of “thank you Arthur”

[@imkopilala1850]

@@black07panth3rr9 it's cute

[@swapniljadhav5249]

@@black07panth3rr9 sexy

[@Yougotcaged102]

Even he's scared to pick at Sadie

[@Christian-97]

@@Yougotcaged102 Sure as hell wasn't scared to yell at her though

[@lucabasso6535]

“Are you secretly normal ?” 😂😂😂

[@tiina.k.]

My favorite.

[@GastArts]

My friends to me XD

[@Iampeeb]

Excuse me?

[@octobermostmisunderstoodlibra]

@@Iampeeb nevermind

[@cypresswillow2591]

Remind me what mission is that from please...

[@jelliottbeck]

4:40 That "thank you Arthur" just makes me smile, idk why lol

[@ArthurMorgan1947Boss]

Made me think they'd be together

[@ImAfemaleNoob2]

“Should I sneak on now?”

[@SykeGetJuked]

Fucking died when he said that

[@tommyjaeger9526]

deadass 😂

[@Homeskillet-mk6bj]

favorite one.

[@GTLoHarris]

Captain Kefler favorite one lmao

[@nashfredericl]

What mission is this?

[@leskobrandon8454]

My favorite is "oh, and a quarter.... DON'T FORGET the damn quarter!

[@gaymerkitty6240]

I hate that mission because it gave me a $165 bounty the last time I did it. 😤

[@viniciuslisboa8864]

Dutch: SHUT UP ARHTUR!

[@matthewgabriele206]

Arthur should’ve left Micah in that jail in strawberry

[@robotmafiagaming]

Funny you mentioned that.. That is exactly where he is staying.

[@pumpkineater5805]

“I should have left you on that street corner where you stood,”

[@swineswap]

Dramaticjoker 20 “But ya didn’t”

[@-Twotonepony-]

That could've set off events even worse for Arthur. Arthur is Dutch's best gun and most competent gang member under massive stress. Any everyone knows it. If Arthur returned without Micah, everyone would have been infuriated with him. Especially Dutch, who clearly told Arthur to get Micah out. At that point, leaving a member of the hang behind wasn't even an option to consider. And a point in which Micah hadn't given anyone a reason to suspect of going against the gang's great interests. He was just an ass. So they'd view Arthur as insubordinate to Dutch, and as a traitor who practically killed Micah himself. They had some serious rules. They very well may have had to kill him for such a crime against camp law. What seems better isn't always as it appears. Every choice can lead to good or bad consequences. It's the ebb and flow of the life.

[@mfrosty198]

True

[@justintimbersaw3934]

6:36 that's some smart joke, Arthur. Real smart.

[@themanwiththeplan728]

I mean, that’s what she said I guess

[@Twistingmp4]

​@@themanwiththeplan728 that's what I said. *starts beating*

[@Firenzell01]

"You're my favourite parasite. No... Ringworm's my favourite parasite, you're my second favourite parasite."

[@M_Montalvão]

"No, I lied: ringworm is my favorite, then rats with the plague, then you."

[@red_eyeTM]

"Shut up..."

[@voltekthecyborg7898]

Worst part about that, Ringworm isn't even a parasitic infection: it's fungal

[@Badger_god123]

​​@@M_Montalvão"very funny"

[@KeyTwinster47]

2:36 what I love about this line is that hes hanging on a thread yet he can still make a smartass comment

[@motnurky7055]

I need a compilation of every time Arthur says "sure."

[@MNSTRShams]

"Shore"

[@MichixEdits]

MNSTR_ shamsgameplay *dead*

[@MNSTRShams]

@@MichixEdits nah nah WASTED

[@cryaboutit6670]

MNSTR_ shamsgameplay *SHOAH

[@diegogionta7475]

SHOAH

[@GermanVox]

8:57 Me when I am playing Minecraft and I am out searching for some gunpowder.

[@burtonerrny6704]

Greatest comment

[@nigaman1]

UNDERRATED

[@lmaosougo4706]

Underrated

[@rockonequine342]

Omg this comment is amazing 😂

[@OctoberKjell]

This made me giggle ngl

[@CelestialDraconis]

Arthur: You have a nice face, mister... NPC: Why thank you! Arthur: A nice face to punch

[@yashjhaveri2605]

StErEo LoVe

[@dragonbrain1902]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kevin03341]

Now that ain't even called for

[@james_ve]

I thought it was a ‘kind’ face

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@james_veIt is

[@Punk_Master]

4:41 I love how she says „Arthur”

[@nadja9055]

She likes him😐

[@Smile-hf9gn]

Oartœr

[@alexogelatina]

Tank yo artor

[@elektra8535]

Girl talk like she didn't just got killed a innocent man and a bunch of o'driscolls

[@railfansrailways7078]

Ar-thur

[@pot4017]

4:13 mr. 🅱️organ

[@vinikabrito]

Lol

[@slickthiccrick_8427]

Hey I was under the influence

[@Slumpleopard]

I heard that too

[@firebreaknm7582]

Wait that was my replies! Where did it go?

[@M_Montalvão]

@@slickthiccrick_8427 Hey reverend... Ya sure ya saw the girl in white?

[@masterdanx1997]

1:55 😂😂😂 Even Arthur couldn't help but laugh near the end of that line 😂

[@MonkeyDBuild]

4:40 Sadie sounded real cute

[@badwifi931]

Ikr

[@1bviews152]

No name then go ask her on a date, and she will prolly tell you no.

[@firedrakeillusional9862]

@@hallvardmartinus4315 💀💀

[@dipdungus8175]

“tAnK u ARtUr”

[@dumbhoe5301]

"t U A"

[@H.K.5]

Bill: "I don't see the problem" Arthur: "That IS the problem"

[@migolitow]

I love you for compiling Arthur's witty one-liners, but I also hate you for making me miss my boah Arthur even more. I'm still not over that ending. 😭

[@verngris2880]

Same. And it’s been 3 or 4 months

[@arthurmorgan6640]

Migz why do you miss me?

[@arthurmorgan6640]

Vern Gris why do you miss meh?

[@migolitow]

Arthur Morgan You’re my boah, Arthur. You’ve been a good man, selfless until the end by helping others who needed it most, even crossing Dutch in doing so. Not to mention giving John’s family a new life.

[@arthurmorgan6640]

Migz I’m a bad man I kill people

[@bastardastic2873]

3:45 that's the only time I've heard Micah laughing at Arthur's joke.

[@Stormertheboy]

JuPeZ that’s because whenever Arthur Jokes around with Micah he is making fun of him.

[@asrieldreemurr4338]

@@Stormertheboy very true

[@ArthurMorgan-qf8zd]

Its because Dutch was around

[@shydreameress264]

It doesn't sound genuine. Seems like he's laughing because Dutch does it too.

[@123Mathzak]

Sounds fake af

[@snowy2583]

7:18 Arthur: Put the knife away, your not impressing no one Micah: *Proceeds to stick arm and knife through his own leg*

[@mightymurph550]

The same knife that goes through Arthurs chest

[@Anonymous-fn8nj]

Mighty Murph ??? What? Micah never stabs arthur or did i missed something?

[@mightymurph550]

Anonymous 1 low honor ending when you go back for the money

[@Anonymous-fn8nj]

Mighty Murph there are different endings? Can Arthur be alive in one of them and i just got the bad one? I got the one where i die alone on the hill with micah and dutch leaving me

[@mightymurph550]

Anonymous 1 oh damn, sorry spoiler alert. Tge outcome of each ending is the same for arthur but it plays out differently depending on the honor

[@samchoc93]

1:11 omg i'm crying haha poor tilly :p

[@cokezero9254]

This game is far more interesting when you try to antagonize everyone in camp than to please them

[@maxmema7664]

We never going to Tahiti with that spirit

[@50yearsand65]

Lol . Now I have an excuse to play the whole game again.. but only by antagonizing everyone

[@-Twotonepony-]

@@50yearsand65 Get ready to be tossed far as fuck outta camp without your horse with that playthrough.

[@mikeanthony3300]

@@-Twotonepony- Damn! They that harsh if you act like that? I never played the game but I've seen many playthroughs that usually had the player acting super nice to everyone. Never knew acting like a dick could lead you to being removed from camp! XD

[@zaltarical]

Mike Anthony idk I don’t believe it

[@mariorodriguez4635]

*Train speeding* Arthur: Should I just sneak on now

[@garrettsaulnier2651]

I love his smart ass voice.

[@bilboriches7216]

More like badass

[@Muzical-Man]

More like wisecracking

[@emadashraf3301]

His va is something else , i prefer Arthur's acting than any other acting there is in any media its just feels real

[@bountyhunterj6822]

I can’t play as a bad guy, I feel too bad about killing and robbing because the NPCs are too damn realistic...

[@Lunayvamp]

Same

[@angelnobody7137]

Realistic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@gailstepo69]

Damn I wish I was that compassionate

[@roinatan9993]

Thats why i love robbing and killing

[@bountyhunterj6822]

@@roinatan9993 hahahahahahahahahaha please stay away from my family :'D

[@ggt47]

2:36 My favourite.

[@blubbermarlin1366]

My God I love that

[@rafsanislam9319]

What mission is that?

[@ggt47]

Great scene,so simple.

[@debussy9373]

@Can Do the last mission?

[@NoOne-ju8fi]

@@debussy9373 the last one you can free roam after

[@SunBunz]

0:22 I love the look on his face as he leans in. 😂

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

5:12 makes me smile they made the subtitles spell is as arsehole because he’s Irish

[@hongwu3214]

Rip my boah Sean😭

[@rikkimansell9046]

Cant be fucked giving you a history lesson about American English and proper English

[@asokraj6221]

You think you are smart asshole

[@eggplantman7950]

And I'm British fuckhead

[@eggplantman7950]

@@hongwu3214 true

[@Alexisj0307]

3:02 20 years of robbing, and still living in tents like Vagrants! 🤣🤣🤣

[@greg_715]

"Should I just sneak on now" was the absolute best. I had to pause I laughed so much. 2:42

[@wukanimation]

0:57 something about Arthur’s shakey “paradise” delivery makes me chuckle.

[@fxosoldier7455]

He’s broken daddy’s heart Arthur:daddy has a heart😂 2:06

[@shadowman4941]

I think your profile picture says it all

[@b3nt079]

I don't know why. But walking up to lenny after the bar mission with in valentine, Arthur just saying "lEnnny!" " *Oh god not this again.."*

[@medalgear654]

I wonder what that means lol

[@MountainGolf98]

2:24 Bill wtf are you doing? 😂

[@TheOneKeyToLife]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@limeylemon459]

Dawson Olmsted training to kill Micah

[@icecreamgod529]

Bro the way he put his gun away lol. He took it personal.

[@masterdanx1997]

5:13 the way he stands with total embarrassment 😂 I love this game and god will I miss Sean 🤠😭

[@LivingVillains]

Arthur is more funnier than John

[@bb_arcadia5752]

Its meant to be that way john was always more serious even in the first game

[@alexl9799]

John's family is being held hostage throughout the whole game. I would hope he's not exactly in the mood for jokes.

[@bb_arcadia5752]

@@alexl9799 yea true but Arthur was in much tougher situations the bank robbery guarma the list goes on and he still kept a sense of humor

[@LostSpaceGuy]

COWBOYS their both funny. Nobody is better than one another

[@red_eyeTM]

"more funnier"

[@miguelmedelguantecura3504]

8:43 A hundred gallons of hooch and love’s gonna comes pretty cheap 😂😂

[@vadimchernushkin6821]

Damn. I finished the game about 1 month ago and watching this made me miss my adventures with Arthur.

[@evancornell5820]

Replay it boah! Thats what im doing, you miss so much in your first playthrough.

[@goldentiger4435]

thank god I left a saved game with Arthur Morgan

[@liamthegreat2133]

Replay it

[@zsbail13yrdo60]

You could start it again and try to do different choices from the last time you played!

[@Silentinthelibrary]

Im on my fourth play throught. Im still learning things that are so small I cant believe I never even thought of em.

[@eddy_is_a_squidpotatoe471]

"I hear tahitis nice" My favourite one so far.

[@danshiba1498]

0:45 oh I wish they actually did that..

[@MultiRainday]

Bill: shoots Arthur: look at you Williamson, as lazy as a toad, twice as ugly Bill: holsters gun and walks away

[@tacomahunter]

Sees Micah in camp: *A N T A G O N I Z E* edit: omg thx for all the likes guys ilysm!

[@MichixEdits]

McLOVIN *CHILL LMAO*

[@BeardedBaldGuy87]

I did that to micah, Bill, and Javiar so much that Bill came over and knocked me out.

[@drewthewalker8679]

There’s some in my school that is named Micah and I just see his face from the game and to Antagonize

[@GenshinLover283]

Getting decked by Bill must really hurt😂

[@aidenpearce8182]

Susan: *Sees arthur coming back from a long trip in the mountains for hunting* *IVE SEEN THAT YOU HAVE STOPPED BRINGING US MONEY*

[@nicholasmeyer1096]

Sadie: "Aside from my Jake...you're the best man i've known." Arthur: "I know the company you keep...the competition ain't too fierce." THE SAVAGERY

[@eltiam8611]

What does it mean Its the only one I dont get I just dont understand the phrase "keeping company". Im not a native speaker

[@aimlesfez]

@@eltiam8611 she says he is one the best man she knows. And he implies "the company she keeps", meaning the people around her, are the worst people. So being the best of the worst is not a big achievement.

[@joshua.snyder]

Ha! "Inbred telling of Romeo and Juliet"!

[@stephan1387]

2:34 nearly pissed myself

[@raekwonmatthews4347]

This is why we Love Arthur he will be missed.

[@sauce6746]

"Well, that could've gone smoother..." Arthur: "That'll be on my gravestone" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@universal_wisdom3416]

"Is that perfume you're wearing? Or did a cat piss on some kerosene.". LMFAO Arthur Morgan is a damn Savage.

[@OkinawaGabs]

Micah: "You're a funny feller, Arthur. Real Funny, why you act all sour all the time?" Arthur: "Yeah, well. you ain't funny at all so why you gotta act like the court jester all the time."

[@michealcorleone665]

"it taste better coming up than it does going down"😂

[@roshs675]

2:31 that’s the best line I’ve heard and it’s so damn true 😂🤣💀

[@glodenduck2077]

"5000$????... ...Can i turn myself in?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JennaOfficiaal]

0:11 always make me cry of laughter ''I got a gift right here!!!!'' hahaha

[@micheloliveira2922]

'Who left this idiot here?'' - the funniest!! :D :D

[@mrmister1657]

3:47 I like how even Micah laughed

[@wasabi5338]

Micah usually laughs at Arthur's wisecracks as long as its not directed towards him lol

[@finnishvanderlinder6096]

5:24 has to be the best :D... Arthur just says it so randomly at all of a sudden

[@IKhanNot]

I needed this video. Just having beaten the main story (will play through the epilogue soon) and having played as a thin, ailing Arthur Morgan for the past while in scenarios that were just getting darker and darker had me down but this cheered me up. What a character though. He's been through hell and back. His whole life was a tragedy and deep down inside there was a good honest man. Arthur made you laugh and made you cry and everything in between. Thank you Rockstar. You hit it out of the park with RDR 2.

[@DelusionalInsider]

Yeah same, I just finished the main story last night.. and damn I had to take a bit of a break to process everything.. to mourn, even tho it is a character in a game.. I got attached to Arthur and poor horse Mango.

[@candidlyopinionated19]

MbS excellent horse name.

[@DelusionalInsider]

@@candidlyopinionated19 thank you..when I made up enough strength to play the epilogue, I went out and got myself an Arabian white, and names her.. mango jr.. You will always be remembered Mango.

[@iTimothy1224]

It was a honor playing as Arthur really he’s a well developed funny ass character I’m not gonna forget

[@sirdukesalot218]

1:48 hahaha “see yourself as a Shepard now” dead

[@justincloutier5100]

1:19 "is that perfume you're wearing? or did a cat piss on some kerosene?" He put her on blast lmao

[@dek4050]

1:36 just because its micah

[@orangutan1245]

One of my favorites Arthur:trys to move lever on the trolley. Arthur:The things broke.

[@oguzhangulsay2942]

I like antagonize with Bill "You look like think again Bill" "I see a smoke comimg your ears"

[@dutchvanderlinde1012]

8:32 this one is my absolute favorite

[@marquez006]

OF SHINE?!

[@Zakzattak]

I just love how arthur tries to be funny but he's so stiff and serious that it comes off as awkward to the people in his world

[@rileynicolajsen1702]

4:40 They way Sadie said Thank you Arthur was so cute XD

[@seventhseal9089]

"Better to give than to receive and certainly in the case of a beating I know that's true" TOOK ME OUT LMAO

[@IronStaff7]

Arthurs's dry sense of humor is the best. I don't think a protagonist has ever made me actually laugh my ass off like him.

[@useless2214]

Uncle’s pickled himself in his own lumbago juices

[@dutchvanderlinde1012]

Arthur:”That’s a nice animal you got there!” Stranger:Thank you! Arthur:”I was talking to the horse!”

[@m.j7863]

9:17 - Arthur : I got some jelly beans, you like jelly beans.

[@anonimus077ch]

"You ain't mentioned the Blackwater money for five minutes. This is a new record" always got me

[@ChanMan-mm7fe]

"100 gallons of hooch, love's gunna come cheap!" Best fucking line!!!

[@ethanturrano5599]

That rifle flip at 3:13 was so badass

[@MikeNoob101]

2:41 Arthur: "Should i just... Sneak on now?" Me: Well i mean i did that every time

[@salahdehina9733]

"Well... That could've gone smoother" "That'll be on my gravestone" 🤣

[@Charlie092]

3:33 poor pearson 😂😂😂😂

[@tophatboi8018]

Arthur’s sarcasm is the best. *train zooms by* “Do I just hop on now?”

[@briank06261973]

Drink Arthur to Micah: "There he is, God's gift to nobody."

[@ladyalicent705]

Arthur missed an opportunity to roast Uncle big time, how to should have gone at 5:32: Arthur to Uncle: You’re still alive? Uncle: What did I do? Arthur: I was just about to ask that.

[@lalluzkakid1960]

4:40 Dank you Arthur

[@Falconxooo08]

4:34 We're alive!!! And we're Paid!! I dont see the problem Arthur:and That is the problem..... 😂😂😂

[@jarodlalassi7145]

"should i just sneak on now?" bro that cracked me up

[@fluffydoggie3246]

8:09 lmao when I first heard that I absolutely lost it 😂

[@ticus1231]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@insanity_rev]

What's for dinner? Dysentery again? LMAO

[@Windrun96]

LMAO

[@Avinash_Lincoln]

4:18 cracked me up, I was doing a TNTL by myself and that just cracked me up LOL! I laughed to everything after that.

[@tommylawton5709]

My fave is the train scene, train is now slowing ... Arthur says ... should i...?just sneak on now?

[@MeHaveDonuts]

"Are you secretly normal?" Lol i love that one. That dude gives off some strange vibes.

[@phone9375]

Love it when Arthur says here's hoping.

[@andyetheridge]

7:04 “l sent Lenny and Bill hunting and they found nothing” “Lenny’s more into book learning than hunting and Bills a fool” “Unless those mountains are full of game that wanna read, it ain’t no wonder they found nothing”

[@obi-wankenobi4336]

“I hear Tahiti’s nice”😂

[@lexx5313]

Arthur to John: "Did you find a good spot wolfman?" 😂😂😭