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@unbuttonedrobe2 жыл бұрын
You still got this...
@FranktheBunny6662 жыл бұрын
'F*ck you bloody nerd..... F*CK YOU BUG!' Best key rage on cheating cheap shot enemies.
@matthewhenman32522 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so much
@jackastor5265 Жыл бұрын
I know I'm a year late but the FU BUG is priceless.
@cwill142 жыл бұрын
"Fuck this game" knowing you will pick the controller right back up again lol hail victory
@KindredMixedBlade2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, the “Oh myyyy god” Is becoming a part of my daily vernacular
@slayer-lb3jj2 жыл бұрын
Lol me too something slightly bothers me oh myyy God fuck this life :D
@GRGCompletionist2 жыл бұрын
You know there’s plenty of rage coming after those key words…
@slayer-lb3jj2 жыл бұрын
@@GRGCompletionist lol ain't that the truth
@severedwingz17552 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@mr.coolio43212 жыл бұрын
How do you get to this point in life without knowing to capitalise the 'G' in God?
@BoomBurster2 жыл бұрын
“He’s moving in anyways the sign of an idiot” 🤣
@Black3n2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been following you since the rage videos for Sekiro and you never fail to make me laugh 😂😂😂 Love the rage videos brother…
@mordakai96762 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears...subscribed.
@thenightrider5332 жыл бұрын
3:47 was biblical. I had the same reaction on the final bosses second phase. Cheating twat.
@justinkosuk34582 жыл бұрын
Was waiting how long into Elden Ring before we'd get Throgar's "F**K THIS GAAAYME!" You even slammed the controller at the same time. Never disappoints bahaha I love the rage 🤣🤣🤣
@malware96682 жыл бұрын
i cant tell if he's genuinely struggling or just putting on a show for us, either way its hilarious
@Necrovore_YT2 жыл бұрын
10:18 "Wyld E. Mage, get outta there!"
@P8P892 жыл бұрын
“The new patch crashes my game…crashes my whole COMPUTER?!?”
@BoomBurster2 жыл бұрын
Amazing start to the show 😂
@ShovelFighter122 жыл бұрын
“You son of a bitch!” I lost it at the tone of it.
@asianwhiteguy34722 жыл бұрын
Rise from your grave , NEVER give up! 🤣🤣🤣
@tinmartinnage4782 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who loses it as much as I do. Absolutely brilliant!! 😂😂 Thanks for the guides on Rykard and Starscourge both worked a treat. Definitely recommend anyone struggling in these to check out he Guru guides 👍
@owengambo48192 жыл бұрын
Beat radahn 2nd try with that first guide using the bow
@Sarah.J.Jacobson2 жыл бұрын
LOL you gotta love the coop/invader rage.
@ZWarrior892 жыл бұрын
Anybody else thought your computer/phone froze at 0:17? I sure did!
@7atchow2 жыл бұрын
1:05 if this situation happene again just do fast travel ... But it just work when you are not in combat
@komi-sanmustbeprotected56652 жыл бұрын
"F&CK THIS GAME, IT'S SH!T, I HATE IT, FROM SOFT IS A SH!T COMPANY THAT MAKES BULLSHIT DIFFICULT UNFAIR FIGHTS!"-Me before I take a break for a bit before coming back to grind and try again having meant none of what I said, it's like raising a kid, sometimes you get angry and say stuff you don't really mean
@FranktheBunny6662 жыл бұрын
Wyld-y mage with the redemption arc in this rage lol.
@crimsoncooper2 жыл бұрын
“That wouldn’t happen in reality…” 😂 you are 100% correct.
@UponDemise6662 жыл бұрын
Wondrous as usual. Hail Throthgar, Hail his mighty name!
@mameeen0422 жыл бұрын
Someday its gonna be "Greetings Elden Guru Here"
@jackrodriguez34042 жыл бұрын
It starts with blood and tears 😂
@pixelking2 жыл бұрын
Best line ever about summons: "Why do all the ones that are good don't work?"
@manwiththemachinegun2 жыл бұрын
You know how you can tell the Director of Dark Souls II took part in Elden Ring? Say it all together kids: t-r-a-c-k-i-n-g o-v-e-r-h-e-a-d-s!
@Freya_Blossom2 жыл бұрын
man i feel you at the 0:26 with the crash had that in the city like 3 times
@TheNopie0072 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Glad I’m not the only one who rage yells “fucking nerds”!
@Lone_wolf144 Жыл бұрын
2:12 I feel bad for the guy. Dude has 3 enemies stuck in his ass😂😂😂
@spid3y4hire882 жыл бұрын
Your skills are BASIC turkey, BASIC BEYOND BELIEF!
@michaelmiguelicutti28292 жыл бұрын
I guess those gaming news articles claiming the game was more "accessible" didn't age well. This game is way harder than DS3!
@Demonhunter5512 жыл бұрын
With more copy-and-paste
@mizzinfamous97462 жыл бұрын
@@Demonhunter551 don’t fix what ain’t broken
@SolonGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@mizzinfamous9746 It was always broken as hell
@Salty-Josh2 жыл бұрын
Watching throthgar rage is such a treat at a alot of key points
@renzoescobar52 жыл бұрын
Rise from your grave never give up...i miss this rage Montages so Bad.
@Mhalorn Жыл бұрын
I’ve learned very early that with any build in a new run just get enough stats for a weapon and or magic that you know will work then poor all levels into vigor until it hits 40
@MisterK-YT2 жыл бұрын
“Fuck you bloody nerd!” And “fuck you bug!” should be added into the game as gestures.
@7elEvan-2 жыл бұрын
I was looking up a tutorial on how to beat Radahn and nothing else. I saw the end clip with the Eagle that has swords (4:50). The commentary on that put tears in my eyes. I subscribed immediately afterwards and haven’t regretted it since.
@sergethegrim2 жыл бұрын
Almost the same here if not exactly just like you, this guy is a comedy gold
@thunderwarrior10662 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣 Perfection❤
@sahilmadeka69932 жыл бұрын
3:45 lmaoooo
@mozartfx12 жыл бұрын
I like that you show some successes every so often to break it up. Great stuff!
@AlteraLin2 жыл бұрын
The hardest enemy in this game is the camera, and the lock-on switching.
@rockinHurley7772 жыл бұрын
Aint that the truth
@Gotham_Outlaw2 жыл бұрын
Just tried fighting Radahn punk ass. The mechanics were easy but one damn mistake costs me everything lol. I use Rotten Breath but it's like that asshole becomes triggered and rushes me down instantly. Dude says forget these 10 damn warriors let me kill the guy with bad breath
@Lordgrim12 жыл бұрын
@4:49 best part is the cunning birds
@anthonycirami85002 жыл бұрын
The birds are crazy
@DirtyMacflurry2 жыл бұрын
dear lord the fox rage was terrifying XD but ive been there all too often to not understand
@Lordgrim12 жыл бұрын
These things are cunning.... these things are cunning... what fucking nut job trained this thing? Who who ha ha , good one bird !!! GOT ME !!!! The most trained power bird ever
@cmac61362 жыл бұрын
11:05 that made me lol
@cyprussphil22992 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂 thet wild e mage section is fckn comic gold! 😂 Hahahaaaaa I will forever laugh at that man!
@ether922 жыл бұрын
How dare you put that face on Ranni! How dare you?!!
@Asherspawn2 жыл бұрын
I thought the Red Wolf of Ragadon was one of the easier bosses. He is a glass cannon so as long as you can dodge and land the occasional attack I didnt think it was much of an issue.
@RuthwikRao2 жыл бұрын
killed him first try. Having the bloody slash ash of war destroyed his ass.
@FranktheBunny6662 жыл бұрын
He attempted it towards the end of the stream when he has basically had enough of playing.
@mcshougle73252 жыл бұрын
I love the death sound they put in these videos, idk where it’s from tho
@alexanderbradley23222 жыл бұрын
A spear wouldn’t stop a samurai sword … huh tf?
@cmac61362 жыл бұрын
"is this a fucking human" LMAO
@DETRACT0RD00M2 ай бұрын
That finish with Yuria was beautiful
@mlaw75562 жыл бұрын
Jumping down the hole for flame ending to the fingers took me an hour it was a long day
@cynicalnoloc51222 жыл бұрын
This was cathartic
@victoriyaellis49852 жыл бұрын
Buy the lantern trinket from merchant it lights up your surroundings just keeping it on you and leaves your hands free
@WayneDuggan2 жыл бұрын
😅 You made my lunch break Banana man ! Been awhile 😃
@GiftofChaosStudio2 жыл бұрын
Wildy mage is no Tofu!!
@richardthemagician89912 жыл бұрын
I want to see a montage of you saying, "I'm not the Guru, man!"
@thatguyincleveland2 жыл бұрын
“Huh! HUH!” *death*
@sergethegrim2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love you and admire with my entire soul bro, never give up and show these god damn basterds who is the real Guru!
@sophiasunday6922 жыл бұрын
In my personal opinion, weird thing, I think Erdtree Avatars are easier to fight off a horse than on. Getting knocked off a horse is the worst recovery in the entire game, and they're easier to dodge on foot than you think.
@RuthwikRao2 жыл бұрын
yep, I beat all of em on foot. You can basically just walk sideways for the whole holy bullets attack, and the attacks are so slow the recovery is long that you can just swing like 5-6 times every time. The only annoying one is the one in Caelid which just spams the ground bash move with scarlet rot.
@sophiasunday6922 жыл бұрын
@@RuthwikRao Stay close, strafe to the side, roll at the moment of impact. I remember that.
@ac89912 жыл бұрын
The death jingle get me every time
@Xander07112 жыл бұрын
1:25 Alter Beast nice touch 😅
@dcb67292 жыл бұрын
I love your videos 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@dmblum12 жыл бұрын
I have a theory to this game, as I have since I played Demon Souls on PS3 back in 2008. Outlevel everything. Get a level 10 mimic. Take revenge.
@randomguy-qj3gr2 жыл бұрын
Love these
@rse39462 жыл бұрын
enemy design
@CosmicCosmo12 жыл бұрын
I didnt have a single bug my whole playthrough
@sh-theel2 жыл бұрын
be glad
@CrazyhorseDK11 ай бұрын
Let the Sith Anger Fuel you
@alalmalal2 жыл бұрын
Try playing on keyboard where the FUCKING SPACEBAR DOESNT RELEASE FOR HALF A SECOND
@Darkmattermonkey772 жыл бұрын
Altered Beast throw back! Nice 👍🏻
@Zephy_Sky2 жыл бұрын
But...but...the zombies just wanted a hug
@wyattbarnett38772 жыл бұрын
lol
@thatbloomer56422 жыл бұрын
Academy of Raya Lucaria is beautiful to look at but a b*tch to go through. Oh and you can get teleported to the bad part of Volcano Manor by accident there if things weren't annoying already.
@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I checked out Aoeah and it feels very much like a scam. And a quick search leaves with mixed reviews at best, and most of the good ones are way too similar to be a coincidence. Apparently Ray is a great person.
@Tyrannicon2 жыл бұрын
its been going for years and has a 4.5 on trustpilot. and we know people whove used it and had no problems. as its a foreign company with tons of people using it so theres gonna be random people not happy.
@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval2 жыл бұрын
@@Tyrannicon I guess? I prefer to earn things anyways. Good video though.
@Tyrannicon2 жыл бұрын
well yeah the sites not supposed to be for everyone. some people are lazy and cant be bothered to get gud or grind and theres a site for you
@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval2 жыл бұрын
@@Tyrannicon Facts. I don't agree with it, but as long as the site doesn't actually scam people or doing anything legally dubious, I can't exactly say it shouldn't exist. Good luck with your vids and I look forward to seeing more content. The virgin cheese vid really helped me.
@anthonycirami85002 жыл бұрын
Lmao 3:47
@benurban88752 жыл бұрын
What do you think of Elden ring?(this also goes for everyone else)
@Tyrannicon2 жыл бұрын
It's good.
@hiphopgrind12 жыл бұрын
Man you rage more than i do and i broke a controller on Margit
@1987mastermind2 жыл бұрын
Looks like copied from dark souls 3. Dancer of the boreal valley. At 8:51.
@driftinggamer45072 жыл бұрын
I've already beaten elden ring and I did not rage like throsgard if that's how you spell his name intact I don't think I ever raged ???
@stephenleewheeldon742 жыл бұрын
#Tyrannicon I agree the instant one shot kills in this game is ridiculous and wasn’t in previous games? Such a cheap way at difficulty
@william6789102 жыл бұрын
What happened to banana?
@axelstone31312 жыл бұрын
I killed red wolf in my second attempt. My samurai and my 3 ghost wolves are strong as fuck
@joshhaslett16962 жыл бұрын
I feel you. Killed his ass first try and then dogged renella first try too. Maybe I leveled up to much? Lol
@WhiteLongSword72 жыл бұрын
Haha dummy killed Patches
@sergethegrim2 жыл бұрын
Fuck him I also killed him for being annoying as hell, you get the bell bearing though
@Jedi_Judo19 Жыл бұрын
Patches did give in and yet you killed him, why?
@luiscajigas63612 жыл бұрын
I laughed a lot!!
@kjwong47302 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this the guru
@WhyteLis212 жыл бұрын
How did games like this keeps getting 10/10, when bugs like this still keeps existing in most open world games currently? Lol.
@lonestar67092 жыл бұрын
The game's good. But 10/10? Not in a month of Sundays.
@WhyteLis212 жыл бұрын
@@lonestar6709 Lol. Tell that to game reviewer critics. 😁👍
@kybalion52052 жыл бұрын
The is an open world game. All open world games have bugs. The other dark souls games dont have many bugs
@WhyteLis212 жыл бұрын
@@kybalion5205 👍😁
@crust59092 жыл бұрын
beautiful
@HappyFT22 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit ever man
@charlesnewman64682 жыл бұрын
oooh boy waht could i say what could i say good video bad game play and god rage
@CHICKENRED-hg3ql2 жыл бұрын
I can tell you play on pc because of the game crashing lol
@victoriyaellis49852 жыл бұрын
Harder than sekiro in my opinion 😭😭
@xazar85552 жыл бұрын
not with ashes and sorceries
@drewandcharlie75832 жыл бұрын
I just do not get the pc master race thing. Games do not run better on pc’s like ever.
@Tyrannicon2 жыл бұрын
yeah they do pretty much always unless its been badly optimized
@RocKeRGRL12122 жыл бұрын
Play it on an actual gaming aystem instead of a computer and crashes like that wont be happening
@TauOverlord2 жыл бұрын
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
@FranktheBunny6662 жыл бұрын
Lol this is the first time I've seen some recommend console versions over PC.