Tyrion rap

[@belakoriath3659]

Alt Shift X has been real quiet since this dropped.

[@DonMofet]

he dont want tha smoke

[@jtmiv9637]

Leave it at 420

[@trevinwolverine1904]

Alt Shift X? That dweeb couldn't spit this kind of fire

[@artychartybyjackmerlinbruc7134]

It's because he dropped the mic

[@Mr0Anonymous0]

Yes dang he makes a 70 minute video but this 10 times shorter outclassed him completely right away. What a weeb, Schwift is gonna take over

[@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208]

This proves the Targaryen theory right, because he fuckin spittin' fire

[@nodiggity9472]

You know who else spat fire? Viserys.. (briefly) More grist for the Targ mill.

[@mistermaestersirthomas9164]

Except it's black fire...

[@nodiggity9472]

@@mistermaestersirthomas9164 Beneath the gold?

[@mistermaestersirthomas9164]

@@nodiggity9472 yep, you read Rumplestiltskin too, huh? Tyrion's a Blackfyre, so technically a Targaryen in a biological sense. Spinning gold out of thin air is what he does, as did his ancestor Lan with their fools gold mine, slave trade, and Targaryen gold. Shrouded Lord (Gerion) wasn't sent for a sword, he was sent to reopen the Targaryens' gold mines.

[@Thwompson]

That crate interlude goes hard as fuck

[@ruigerd]

There are 10 rappers that Eminem is afraid to diss, Schwift is all 10 of them

[@timtheguy2179]

X is 10 in roman numerals

[@ruigerd]

@@timtheguy2179 he's been planning this for a long time

[@nodiggity9472]

Em knows what happened to Symon Silvertongue.

[@ThePumpkinhead13]

fuckin hell Schwift, did not realise you're not just a pro-gamer but also a pro-rapper.

[@wojtektygrys7739]

I think he is just pro-end the fucking winds of winter so he can do 2137 awesome content

[@ilmazzini1496]

He's pro rapist.

[@michaelvaldez5098]

bro Ima minute thirty in and just fugging befuddled bruh love the chemes he chose to put in too alt is daddy

[@jasonhaven7170]

It's not rapping, it's spoken word

[@thenamelessking375]

Gamer? Tell me more

[@sthephanchanampa3498]

this day only gets better

[@jake4524]

"My mother died to give me life So i was bastardised in my father's eyes" Unironically bars tho

[@PattyO.N.Company]

over and over and over i was like, "wow actual good rap"

[@a7pha208]

“Atrocity apologist, on the wrong side and won’t acknowledge it” is fucking bars

[@chrismiller1144]

impressively not cringey at all. Is there anything schwift cant do? Besides record podcasts regularly?

[@bossfire2515]

This is 100x better than that last season of the show. The ancient rapping is as gold and old as lannister gold.

[@maxencedworaczek602]

Apart from doing abridged got that are not longer than reading the book?

[@chrismiller1144]

Counterpoint: shut up nerd

[@jamaphy8621]

@Insignatious there is no evidence he is English, but if he was, I think that would be super cool since I’m English as well :)

[@andreww4751]

@@jamaphy8621 he's probably from the same place InternetHistorian is, they have the same accent :)

[@lucasmonteiroo5512]

I thought this would be a joke man, i'm almost crying now.

[@luanzineditor9329]

Coé mano sou teu fa

[@lucasmonteiroo5512]

@@luanzineditor9329 opa vlw irmão

[@justinkroboth360]

What a fucking gift. So unexpected, but forever grateful. That Shift X dude needs to get on your level, friend.

[@Mehdz03]

@@cybele_m let’s mass spam him

[@Mehdz03]

@@cybele_m maybe on twitter? I’m sure he does but I don’t know where to find it

[@Luke-jo4to]

ok the blackwater verse is so good, like damn

[@miketrujillo3677]

Outta nowhere with the BARS

[@VictorIV0310]

Why do you think wildfire was used???

[@IcedOut595]

"The war is a storm I can hear the rain Make ya feel the pain when they cheer my name If im half a man, what the fuck are y'all? Up upon this wall, I'm standing tall" That's called mf BARS, y'all know nothing about that! 😂🔥

[@smilodnfatalis55]

This had no right being this good. Alty's got bars.

[@magzenorang2493]

altys nuts

[@transquelaag]

BARS

[@bradymiller5006]

“Their life is worth less than my pride is”. The double entendre of “pride” as either his own pride or a pride of lions, i.e. the Lannisters, his family legacy.

[@malahamavet]

damn...

[@carrotslat8100]

didn’t think of this, awesome

[@studiomsfm]

Shift said do not encourage Schwift but I AM ENCOURAGING YOU U ARE THE BEST.

[@Ahonya666]

I'm confused on who is the original

[@shubhanshudixit3515]

bruh. im drunk af. and i hear this. i srsly think this is a fucking fever dream wtf. love the rap.

[@MrWizeazz]

“But don’t encourage him” 😆 -Alt Shift X

[@caluminnes579]

2:16 is unironically an elite level rhyme scheme

[@lewdogsk8er]

THIS IS THE BEST THING MY NEIGHBORS HAVE EVER BEEN FORCED TO LISTEN TO.

[@jesterssketchbook]

(knocks angrily on your door) "can we get the link to that banger?"

[@haru-chan8762]

I imagine the neighbor just started GOT and is now spoiled of all the good stuff

[@Milkra]

How you incorporated the “she’s been fucking lancel and osmund and moon boy for all I know” is so good

[@OreoForRuario]

How Alt Shift X made a 70 minute Tyrion video without mentioning his fated meeting with the legendary Ser Flement Brax is beyond me.

[@hanitschi]

Careful son, that sorta bop's like to get you endin up in some stew

[@Spartacuzzz69]

Does the new 120 min Jon Snow video = 12 min Jon Snow Rap? This is all I ask for Easter this year...

[@OMundoDeAnna]

holy shit. i'm at a complete loss for words.

[@GreebusBleeb]

This is a legitimately good rap that shows good understanding of Tyrion's character

[@carrotslat8100]

this dude is a serious talent

[@MonkeyManAB]

2:15 HOLY SHIT DUDE IS SPITTING STRAIGHT WILD FIRE!

[@edwartvonfectonia4362]

The song slaps! Tyrion, the first rapper who was given the title "lil"!

[@totalcomputerdependency]

💀💀💀💀

[@darryanvializ1502]

Is there a possibility we can get this for other characters?

[@yakirchernin6015]

Maybe Euron. Or Oberyn

[@ruvend2581]

Or Patchface

[@darryanvializ1502]

I was thinking everybody with POV chapters personally

[@jakechapman4147]

The hound!

[@yakirchernin6015]

@@ruvend2581 He already has lyrics!

[@ATJ253]

Tyrion? More like tearing em’

[@DweezyBreezey]

You didn't have to go this hard, but you still chose to spit fire! Just another reasons why Alt Schwift X>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alt Shift X.

[@marcosfernandes1457]

I will never understand how a man who can barely stand on his feet and never trained in sword-fighting has fought in two different battles and killed dozens of trained knights. And people say there's no plot armor in the books.

[@infamousgamer767]

I imagine when you're fighting a larger scale battle, you're probably not looking toward the ground. I haven't got past the first book but I imagine he probably does so well by being sneaky and backstabbing like he is politically

[@schwiggwigg9105]

Tyrion does not kill a dozen trained knights in single combat, he defeats a few in the chaos of the battlefield by luck and chance, like bringing one down by stabbing the horse he is riding with a pointy helmet. He mostly kills untrained footsoldiers and that mostly by having way better armor and weapons as well as people like Bronn in his back.

[@marcosfernandes1457]

@@infamousgamer767 hehehehe I won`t spoil you anything. Let`s just say he is far from sneaky in his fights.

[@marcosfernandes1457]

@@schwiggwigg9105 So you are telling he didn't defeat a knight a-horse in the first book? You're telling me he didn't fight in the Van during the Blackwater Bay Battle? You're telling me he didn't, literally, duel in that battle? He uses a battle axe and swings it hard enough to kill armored enemies (the same arm he says he has difficult getting dressed with). We have read different books, I suppose.

[@infamousgamer767]

@@marcosfernandes1457 thank you for avoiding spoilers. I ended up starting Stephen king's "IT" and it distracted me from ice and fire, but I can't wait to get back into it all, such a rich world

[@Amadeus_DC]

I came here expecting something funny but bad but this was unironically fire.

[@jasonhaven7170]

It really wasn't and you're misusing AAVE

[@TGJoeyT]

I'm not saying you're the greatest rapper alive, but you just killed all the others.

[@stadthaus.7266]

it`s actually that good, you should let it mix by someone who does that stuff i love the text and technik

[@AltSchwiftX]

Thanks! Yeah I have no idea how to mix rap lol Happy to send the files to anyone who wants to have a go at making it sound better

[@ruvend2581]

@@cybele_m somehow he would probably find a way to use this video as an excuse to rewrite the complete story

[@matsroscam]

This conviced me it's just Tyrions story, all other charachters are exposition

[@javontaypeoples9603]

There is literally no way to describe this to anyone who isnt familiar with this channel.

[@Povland]

Me: How the hell can I watch that really long video? Alt: Let me make a rap

[@TheBaselessMountain]

I've listened to this more times than I'd like to admit

[@TheBaselessMountain]

My favorite part: 3:58

[@aongsaendou]

I khew that waiting for The Winds of Winter for a decade could drove a man crazy and all. But, man, this is a WHOLE another level. And nice work btw Schwift.

[@BEZ3R]

That made my day. Completely epic. Well done.

[@TM-wx2pl]

All the dislikes are from Alt Shift X knowing he can't reach this level

[@faisalkamal4319]

or tywin

[@adamsandlerfan1537]

u did not have to go that hard on the tywin verse holy

[@6thsavage]

This is the new Iliad, epic lyrical story telling, but fresh af.

[@thelateescapist8266]

"If I'm half a man what the f--k are y'all?! Atop the wall I'm standing tall." SICK BARS!!! Schwifty don't need no dragon to spit these flames! Cause he's the hotest youtuber in ASOIF game!

[@marcusaurelius5742]

Glidus been real quiet since this dropped 🔥

[@properredpoo5525]

I… I couldn’t be more proud of you, something I did not expect this morning. Between Glidus’s swearing and now your rapping… this is a time to be alive. Seriously though your repertoire of English vocabulary is outstanding. *insert bigger words here*

[@Cutshort]

word around town is that the next rap is about game of bones 🔥

[@skate60331]

2:15 hottest bars in twenty years

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Yup

[@GustavoSilva-ny8jc]

When he laughs at the end he was actually crying

[@gojeda525]

this has no right being as fire as it is

[@jasonhaven7170]

You're misusing AAVE

[@j3omega]

"River lord says Amory Lorch and Ser Gregor are burning it all" is probably my favorite line from the whole rap. Fantastic flow and fits perfectly. Well done turning that hour and a half snooze fest into 7 minutes of spitting pure fire and ice. Alt Schwift X >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alt Shift X

[@jovial.milieu]

In all seriousness, let's take a minute to appreciate these amazing rhymes💥

[@DarkLord111111111111]

This fire can melt the wall.

[@theletterm5425]

Flow like wildfire, bars as cold as an ice dragon. You impress me, Schwift.

[@Gumper30]

There are some legitimately great bars in here, fantastic job. That bastard 'Shift X' won't be able to deny your talent now.

[@Willz828]

Man i was expecting a joke, but this was actually bars im crying

[@mickmack3]

bruh I've watched most if not all of your GOT videos on Alt Shift X how is this the first time im seeing this?

[@Snakie747]

The closing line "we've got to wait for Winds" hit hard back in 2021. It hits even harder now.

[@georgehornsby2075]

I was waiting for him to get schwifty... and he didn't disappoint

[@TiroX517]

If this is what we get when we have to wait for The Winds of Winter... then I guess I can wait a bit longer

[@ThatKid7718]

I am just enormously impressed every time I hear this, the sheer cojonas. Out of his lane and still eats this absolute fire

[@TheThezenith]

We are currently in the Winds of Winter Interlude. Over a decade of this instremental is getting old

[@quintus920]

How did Schwift know that Shift's video was 70 minutes long at the beginning of this video, when Shift's video referred to this video at the end of his video? Very strange indeed...

[@julialira4935]

my dude this slaps harder than Tyrion hitting Joffrey. just fire 🔥

[@De_Nøkken_3913]

Now I know I'm not a Targaryen, because those bars where too hot for me to handle. Keep up the great work, Mate.

[@Togro1990]

A two year old video ending with “Waiting for Winds”…AND WINDS STILL IS NOT OUT 😭

[@demiroz42]

schwifty on the beat

[@BeingTheBear]

Gonna be bumpin this down the boulevard this weekend.

[@erikbarajas8499]

Bruh you must’ve taken some crazy acid or shrooms cause this is so well made and catchy. KEEP IT UPPPP!!!!

[@keifer7]

speaking of spitting fire...

[@frankie8657]

Schwifty to Alt Shift X, in a quiet room, at night: *I am always three steps ahead of you*

[@PlatipuseKing]

I imagine this came from a few lines on the Tyrion script accidentally ryhming so he went with it

[@BehuraStudio]

4:02 to 4:08 is INSANE LMAO

[@andriasperils1832]

Damn Schwifty, that was AWESOME!! Alt shift x has got nothing on you with his measly ASOIAF theories! Keep up the amazing work 💪💪

[@kamsiyonnaobi2242]

Made my entire year! Best Content creator alive.

[@kousetsuhana]

all recaps should be this perfect x

[@judysrose]

Schwift got bars, y'all!

[@dislikebutton8789]

5th watch, most underrated flow on the interwebs

[@SoulMadnessYT]

I love you.

[@sadzidazaa2647]

Im taken aback by this masterpiece. You really has the drip and the rizz thst Alt Shift X could never have. Father of the 2nd sons.✨✨✨

[@teddydancona7237]

Eagerly awaiting Jon Snow rap ❄️

[@lutilda]

If the Tyrion rap is 7 mins vs 70 min video... Does that mean the Jon rap would be 132 mins?😂

[@LionOfGondor]

BROOOOO legit this is dope

[@SpaceAgeDave]

Are you a fan of rap? You've got a lot of dope ryme schemes in here, bro. Thought this would be a joke but you really went hard, would love to see you do more fr🔥🔥💯

[@finnyishere3532]

Schwifty be spitting bars

[@gabriell7640]

Exquisite rap. Make more!!

[@flooper94]

Damn man... are you the unknown bastard son of Dan Harmon? Hahaha That is incredible. All the amazing stuff you do, you should be a writer on some great show, whether drama or comedy, such as rick and morty. Cannot get enough of you and alt shift x.

[@paulg5507]

This was just as epic as it was unexpected. Honestly, it's so well made!

[@Feminismisfornobody]

Little jim would be proud of that sick flow

[@erikbarajas8499]

This video needs 1000000 views by now

[@strangerthanknown]

Ready for open mic night at the Inn at the Crossroads

[@TGJoeyT]

I'm back for another listen because this is hot fire.

[@canser4]

This put a smile on my face!

[@warpedwhimsical]

God I love the asoiaf theory/discussion community

[@jdsawyer7895]

Ending goes hard

[@jakemauger8377]

So this is officially my new favorite thing ever. Of all time.

[@himbo2335]

This is so underrated I wanna cry

[@pharrigan-hikes]

That. Was. Awesome. Definitely going to watch this again as a recap periodically before the next book comes out.

[@stephencopeland3413]

Still brilliant…still waiting…for more content

[@bendova_smith]

Wildest shit I've seen all day. Love it Schwift

[@Hiccup501]

The running joke of you and ASX hating each other gives me life. Not as much as this rap though holy SHIT this is pure gold

[@tubbstubbs.5311]

What joke? Alt shift X is a pompous prick, and Schwift is right to despise him. #teamschwift

[@shortstuff780]

Now I demand this w all the living pov characters