Everybody hates Sansa

Geese never forget a slight real or imagined

An entire discussion of the word “beard” but we never discuss the best one.

Thank you so much for posting. These bring so much joy

Hoster Tuly LMAO

It’s (donn-ull) not (dōn-ull) Noye

gotta give the strap a good what now?

😍

Hi Schwift, love your work. I've listened to your videos few times already, but I can't find any deep analize the story of "The rains of Castamere" is there any chance that you or your evil twin Shift will make such video?

3:10:00

why do alligators get lizard lions but crocodiles just get crocodiles

Damn this got me so Schwifty <3 Excellent job, man! Keep´em coming ;)

Could bro not have edited out all the repeats?

Some birds sleep in burrows

Maybe Euron wants a dragon for a blood sacrifice.

can't believe i've only just noticed that this stream happened on my birthday. took me two years to find the gift (it was so worth it)

Pycelle is not a fool nor as old as he seems.

3:28 It's a vagina. Melons are tits, peaches are asses. These are the fruits Robert is actually interested in 13:53 He just copied the Mongolians. Same with the fermented mare's milk. That's called "Kumis" in Mongolia

4:25:34

Is Dolorous Edd the funniest character in the books?

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27:33

Made it all the way through, what a ride. Thanks for the laughs & lore ASX!

Arya kills the pigeon before Ned dies. She couldn't have killed pigeon ned at that time. Which means PIGEON NED LIVES.

I’ll know

and here I thought ASOIAF was all good times

He’s back!!!!!!!

Renleys changing eye color does not imply he's been killed replaced by an incompetent faceless man, it means Varys spirited him away and hid him in the walls of the winterfell crypts, only for him to later help aegons cause by having him fight against daenarys in the final boss battle for the throne in an epic parallel to Robert and rhaegar on the Trident.

A dragon skull is objectively metal as fuck

seeing this three years after its posted and "twow will be released before christmas 2021" is insane

The 3 body tencent show is so much better than the Netflix show. Much more close to the books and over 30 hours of it. So its a much larger and more interesting story. Its actually hard for me to think of 3 body and not think of Wang Miao. Plus when they get western actors to try to speak english horribly its hilarious.

I loved Theon's chapters, they were probably my favourite in Clash. He's such a dick, doing terrible things for pathetic reasons. Truly a character you love to see losing at every turn, until he loses everything he has and more.

Bobby B mounts the world no matter what reality 😂

Look here guy, I’m about to start at episode one, you better keep these up by the time I get to this video

Arwen died so she *did* go to heaven and hang out with the Tolkien gods. The elves who don't die just live forever in a peaceful land. It's not heaven.

glide us into some theories

No way

Keep em coming my boy xxx

Welcome to aCOCK abridged

I absolutely love that you made 3 episodes in a row like this! I understand it won't be this pace forever but I'm hopeful you will continue to analyze and entertain us in 2025 😘

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Where I live we don't have many trees in the mountains so our native hawks live in caves in the mountains :3

this pace is insane 🙏

more beans

1:47:31 dang even THEORIES keep evolving into crabs

Wait giants, made the wall.... ginats, wall, is this Attack ok Titan?

Strategy is kind of a grand way of achiving goals. So Theons goal is "greatness", "recognition". His strategy is: perform "great", "brave" , "bold" steps. The tactic is "kill some villagers", "take winterfell", etc.

36:09 the most lore accurate Predator sound effect.

Schwift, thank you for years of entertainment and keeping my escapism politics free (unlike Preston Jacobs). I much prefer ambiguity on whether or not podcasters are retarded when I come here to relax. Kudos! 😉

I’m so fucking happy thank you so much